APB Out for "Keanu Reeves"

This should make for an interesting lineup.

A guy who jumped the pharmacy counter at an Albertson's in Tampa and jacked a bunch of painkillers was described by cops as "resembling" Keanu Reeves –- or, as TampaBay.com puts it – "a white male with a muscular frame, between 6 feet and 6 feet 2." Unclear whether description also included gape-mouthed expression and general bearing of perplexity.