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Place-Names from a Newly Donny-fied World
The sun never sets on the Vulgarian Empire.
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1/15
Cartoon by Mo Welch
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“There’s been a break with tradition since we were here last.”
Cartoon by Frank Cotham
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I Have No Idea Why My Daughter Doesn’t Talk to Me
I’ll stop “rewriting history” when she stops remembering her childhood wrong.
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Senior-Discount Disneyland
Get your coupons ready. Here comes Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride to the Urologist and the Tunnel of Nap.
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Finishing School: To Shred or Not to Shred
A shredding event should be festive, like a carnival, with balloons and cotton candy and a bluegrass band.
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The White House at Pooh Corner
“The Heffatrump,” said Owl, “lives in a Huff. At least, he does in warm weather. In winter he moves to a Snit.”
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A Conversation with a Health-Care-Provider Support Bot
Here are a few things I’d rather do than log in to a portal: Get three mosquito bites. Drive all the way to Encino to have something notarized.
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Ava’s Life List
Spring is here, and with it sightings of the Great-Breasted Hausfrau, the Potbellied Galoot, and the Common Nanny.
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What Jesus Meant
Some people sin and vote and criticize others who are the President or Vice-President, which they shouldn’t do, and that’s why Jesus likely died. For other people’s sins.
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That One Week Every Year You Forget You Have Allergies
In what you assume is a sign of your body’s imminent total collapse, your eyes are now itching and watering.
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If You Ask Me: Save the Rich White Women
The plots of these shows usually center on a murder, which occurs not so much to end a human life as to inconvenience our star, who must postpone a brunch or a media event to conceal an inconvenient corpse.
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Escape Rooms for Middle-Aged People
Work as a team as you and other dads chat about pro sports, college sports, kids (and their sports), while avoiding eye contact, politics, and any hint of vulnerability.