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Restoring America’s Strong American Future by Eradicating Its Un-American Past
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Restoring America’s Strong American Future by Eradicating Its Un-American Past

Once this policy is enacted, it will be illegal for Americans to retain any mental impression longer than that little haptic buzz you get when you use Apple Pay.
The Doctor’s Plan
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The Doctor’s Plan

The Doctor’s Plan
I know why I’m here today, Mr. Secretary. An inquiry? Right. It’s a setup, but I got this place surrounded with nurses, and every last one knows how to apply a tongue depressor.
Pop Culture’s Next Big Mythological Creatures
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Pop Culture’s Next Big Mythological Creatures

Pop Culture’s Next Big Mythological Creatures
Lesser-known monsters that deserve a moment in the spotlight.
I, a Performatively Feminist Male, Will Be Touring Internationally
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I, a Performatively Feminist Male, Will Be Touring Internationally

I, a Performatively Feminist Male, Will Be Touring Internationally
The tour kicks off in my home town of Philadelphia, where I will be yelling “Time’s up!” at various A.T.M.s.
Performance Art
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Performance Art

Performance Art
What does getting buried in Isabella Rossellini’s mulch have in common with being turned into a human snack tray by Sydney Sweeney? Grant money.
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Daily Cartoons

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“I think I need a new ballot—I filled in the bubble too emphatically.”
Cartoon by Ali Solomon

Ballot Boxing

If John Mayer Were Mayor
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If John Mayer Were Mayor

If John Mayer Were Mayor
All policy updates would be sent via prosaic, slightly wry tweets.
Situations in Which the Only Solution Was to Vote
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Situations in Which the Only Solution Was to Vote

Situations in Which the Only Solution Was to Vote
Getting out the vote while being held hostage, before crashing into an eighteen-wheeler, and more.
New York Isn’t What It Used to Be
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New York Isn’t What It Used to Be

New York Isn’t What It Used to Be
The Village has lost something. You can’t even get a cup of coffee in the Village anymore unless you go into a building with a store that sells coffee.
Vote or Else
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Vote or Else

Vote or Else
I heard that you’ve been inquiring about why I have not voted. Let me provide you with some of my reasons.

Comics

George Santos Gets Out of Jail Free
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George Santos Gets Out of Jail Free

George Santos Gets Out of Jail Free
His dramatic escape, in his own words.
Donald Wins the War on Crime
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Donald Wins the War on Crime

Donald Wins the War on Crime
He alone can fix it.
How Long Will You Live?
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How Long Will You Live?

How Long Will You Live?
Smoking a cig takes twenty minutes off your life. But thinking about Rudy Giuliani’s downfall might add some time back.
To Each His Own
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To Each His Own

To Each His Own
Listen to yourself—you’re like a big hate machine!

More Humor

Dear Pepper: Are You Nobody, Too?
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Dear Pepper: Are You Nobody, Too?

Dear Pepper: Are You Nobody, Too?
I️ need to honor my existence and this wonderful life, and make things. But, first, I️ need to get out of bed.
The White Men’s Fridges of New York City
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The White Men’s Fridges of New York City

The White Men’s Fridges of New York City
Post-its with the phone numbers for a C.B.T./ketamine therapist and for a “better” divorce attorney, along with other items in and on the refrigerator.
We’re Doing Child-Led Parenting
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We’re Doing Child-Led Parenting

We’re Doing Child-Led Parenting
“Caleb, I fear that my saying, ‘You broke your iPad,’ was really blame-forward phrasing and might cause you feelings of shame or guilt.”
Potential Slogans for J. D. Vance’s 2028 Presidential Campaign
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Potential Slogans for J. D. Vance’s 2028 Presidential Campaign

Potential Slogans for J. D. Vance’s 2028 Presidential Campaign
“I’m just a guy, standing in front of his country, asking it to ignore the past decade of his life.”
Parenting Currency Exchange Rates
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Parenting Currency Exchange Rates

Parenting Currency Exchange Rates
1 diaper blowout that gets on your clothes = 3 pukes that get on your clothes
Ask the Dog Doc
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Ask the Dog Doc

Ask the Dog Doc
C’mon, I’m a dog. We sense these things. It’s a tumor. I give the guy two weeks.
The Temple of Past Selves
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The Temple of Past Selves

The Temple of Past Selves
That room was where I slept and changed clothes for more than a decade, but it was also the processing plant for every thought and feeling that entered my little brain.
ICE Job Postings
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ICE Job Postings

ICE Job Postings
ICE wants YOU to put your LEFT foot in then put your LEFT foot out then DO the hokeypokey and TURN IN your brother-in-law whom YOU didn’t realize THIS would AFFECT.
Starter Packs for Things You Will Start but Never Finish
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Starter Packs for Things You Will Start but Never Finish

Starter Packs for Things You Will Start but Never Finish
Some simple tools to help you stop swearing, make sourdough, build a tiny house, and more!
These Black Boots Are Different from Those Black Boots
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These Black Boots Are Different from Those Black Boots

These Black Boots Are Different from Those Black Boots
These have an almond toe. Those have a rounded toe. These have a Vibram sole. Those have a leather sole. These are suède. Those are waterproof.