Cartoon Caption Contest
Submit Your Caption
Your caption for Contest #967 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
Cartoon by Jerald Lewis
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Your responses will help us select three finalists for Contest #966.
Cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz
Time to visit the ophthalmologist!
All captions submitted by readers of The New Yorker.
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Your choice will help determine the winning caption for Contest #965.
Cartoon by Lars Kenseth
The Winner
Contest #963
Cartoon by Mick Stevens
“The boss has an irrational fear of secretaries.”
Hank Sampson, Peterborough, Ont.
Second Place
“Let me warm him up for you.”
Ken Gamble, Erie, Pa.
Third Place
“You’re getting a raise, but it involves stilts.”
Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont.
