There is no amount of money in the world that would make me want to sit through a four-hour meeting
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Michael Clair
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The most dedicated baseball fan to ever live wore shirseys for every Astro in the Game 7 starting lineup
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Adrian Garro
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Alex Bregman and Juan Soto turned World Series Game 6 into the greatest show on earth
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Adrian Garro
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When you're NBA Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon, baseballs might as well be the size of blueberries
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Andrew Mearns
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The future of jorts is at the mercy of the Astros World Series hopes
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Eric Chesterton
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Jimmy Graham's Halloween costume would make Aaron Judge and Jose Altuve do a double-take
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Adrian Garro
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A smelly, unwashed shirt might be the key to the Astros winning the World Series
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Adrian Garro
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The Astros have sucked the life out of an entire city
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Andrew Mearns
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Forget the 'best' medicine, sometimes laughter is the only medicine
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Adrian Garro
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Simone Biles deserves more gold medals for this gravity-defying World Series backflip first pitch combo
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Adrian Garro
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The only thing cooler than a denim jacket is a custom-made denim jacket
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Michael Clair
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The Houston Texans' impression of the Astros' walk-off win was pretty spot-on
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Andrew Mearns
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Congrats to the Astros for clinching a trip to the World Series in the most adorable way possible
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Adrian Garro
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This is how you throw a dagger into the hearts of the Yankees
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Eric Chesterton
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James Harden and Russell Westbrook transformed into rally towel-waving Astros superfans
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Adrian Garro
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The Houston Texans turned their road trip into an Astros fan club
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Eric Chesterton
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No one has gone through as much anguish and euphoria in a hurry as this Astros fan
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Andrew Mearns
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The textbook on how to perfectly celebrate a gigantic postseason home run has now been written
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Houston Astros
