Speed
Having spent most of his working life driving cars, small aircraft or boats very, very fast to the tune of Blur's 'Song 2', Jeremy Clarkson looks at the future of speed and decides - that's it. From now on things are going to slow down.
But is it actually Clarkson who's reached his peak and is planning to wind things down from here on?
Speed kills, he says, having a bit of a growing-up spurt and coming over all sensible in his old age. But not quite.
As a monument to speed (and mid-life crisis), he decides to have a Lightning supersonic jet fighter in his front garden. (His wife would clearly rather he went out and found himself a young mistress.)
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