Emmerdale
From where has the cricket pavilion materialised? I've never seen anyone in the village so much as hold a cricket bat, but now the pavilion is fast becoming the centre of everyone's world.
First, Cain broke in to meet Angie, and they've continued to use it for subsequent liaisons; then, on Monday, Emily suggested meeting Ed there.
Unfortunately, Cain was there again, and sent Ed off with an affectionate cry of, 'Get lost, disappear, evaporate,' so he missed his tryst.
The upset with the Dingles over her friendship with Ed has not destroyed Emily's loyalty, however, and on Monday she takes offence when Viv compares the family to farmyard animals (to be honest, I think they'd take that as something of a compliment).
There's not much love in the air all round next week, and on Tuesday, Eric looks in serious danger of losing his potential mate, Gloria, after a rather dramatic incident.
Let's just say the hospital is involved, and not since I've been harbouring thoughts of giving the kiss of life to Cain (oh, all right: he wasn't sick) have the medics been so essential.
And on Friday, you can't help wondering whether there is romance in the air for Jack and Diane again, when Rodney witnesses a spark between them.
The last spark to appear anywhere near Jack, of course, resulted in a burnt barn, a dead wife and a lengthy court case, so be warned.
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