Why Michelle should go

by KATIE HAMPSON, Mail online

Last updated at 15:21 02 July 2004


Marco, Nadia and Michelle all face eviction in the second public vote of Big Brother 5. But which of the gruesome threesome should be picking up their suitcase and heading out of the door?

Why Michelle should go:

"What's wrong with me?" screamed wannabe glamour model Michelle Bass when told she is up for eviction tomorrow. (Okay, so modesty isn't a trait she possesses.)

As her fellow housemates feigned surprise and sympathy, the sex-mad Geordie lauched into a four-lettered, foul-mouthed tirade against those who voted against her.

Listening to her scream expletives as she stormed off to the diary room was about as cringe-worthy as listening to fingernails scraping a blackboard. But it was just the tip of the iceberg for me.

She's not the sharpest tool in the box, which is perhaps why it hasn't clicked yet that her boob-baring, cheap antics will fail to win us over.

And her motive - to flaunt her way to the top prize - is as predictable as a Meg Ryan movie. Yawn!

Her relationship with Stuart was her strongest card. But the duvet-fumbling has been going on for too long. It's time for a new chapter.

Now that flirty Becki's entered the house, Michelle is yesterday's news.

Brazen Becki's determination to get rid of Michelle so she can sink her claws into Stu is the stuff of soap operas.

Michelle's had more than her fair share of the 15 minutes of fame.

It's time to give her the boot - and the chance for her to get a head-start on her Page Three career. That way, everybody's a winner.

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