EastEnders
It was inevitable that, when the time came for embittered misanthrope Phil to fall off the wagon, he would do it big style.
No sooner has he had a snifter at Steve's stag party than he's slumped on his settee amid a sea of empty vodka bottles.
His hungover arrival at Mel and Steve's wedding is hardly welcomed with open arms, then; but neither is that of Steve's barmy mother (played to neurotic perfection by Sheila Hancock).
By the end of the evening, however, only one of these two losers is still alive. Wonder which one?
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