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There's a reason so many women - myself included - have no sympathy for Lily Allen. I'll be crucified for saying it, but someone has to: AMANDA GOFF
29/10/25 11:51
Poor Lily. Every lyric, every song takes you on a journey of betrayal, heartbreak, humiliation and bitterness. It's raw, vulnerable, brutally honest... and I'm not buying it....read
Oh, Sam. We've all seen your flirting on the Golden Bachelor - but the toe-curling off-screen whispers I'm starting to hear are even worse: AMANDA GOFF
24/10/25 01:40It's a bit like watching your mum flirt with the waiter at a family lunch, isn't it? You want to look away, but can't. Still, it's absolutely gripping - especially when you know the behind-the-scenes story.
I know what's REALLY behind 'The Look' every over-40s woman is obsessed with. Ladies, it's more than just Botox and a blow dry... AMANDA GOFF
20/10/25 01:58Maybe it's the Pacific breeze, maybe it's our wellness culture - it could even be a jab here and there. But I have a feeling I know the truth behind 'The Look' we keep seeing among over-40s stars.
The Mounjaro mums are finally ditching the jabs. Not because of their ageing faces or the usual side effects, but something far more personal that I've been warning about for months
16/10/25 11:06'It's a bit like an alcoholic ditching the booze but not working on the reasons why they drank. It's a recipe for relapse - and I would know.'
The truth about my relapse: A legal threat, a mortifying date... Before the story gets out, AMANDA GOFF reveals the shocking reality of what happened when she ordered a glass of wine after six years sober
14/10/25 10:54'I wasn't funnier, sexier, or more relaxed. If anything, I was rigid and tense. I'd forgotten how hard addicts work to appear in control, when underneath, it's anything but.'
The agonising truth about the mother who abandoned Reece Walsh: I've spoken to women who know her desperate story. Yes, it's easy to judge but the reality is beyond heartbreaking
11/10/25 01:12After the NRL Grand Final, Reece's father gave an interview about raising his boys as a single dad after their mum walked out. It was news to me - then I recalled a story I'd heard in a recovery meeting...
Oh, Tim. How we cringed as your girlfriend called you 'daddy'. But the REAL story is what your ex-wife was doing last weekend... and the whispers from your radio friends: AMANDA GOFF
09/09/25 04:12Honestly, I was going to spend Father's Day sipping my latte in peace, enjoying a day off from skewering the tone-deaf and try-hard socialites, but then I saw it...
Sam, I'm glad you found love after the divorce from hell. But there's something about your happy ending that doesn't sit well with me - and women are starting to talk: AMANDA GOFF
05/09/25 04:20In the War of the Burgesses, I have always been Team Sam - and yet recently my support for the rugby league great has waned. I know I'm not the only woman with a knot in her stomach over this...
I was on your side, Georgia Love... until your latest petty move made me Team Lee all the way. Why DO so many ex-wives insist on playing these embarrassing games? AMANDA GOFF
18/08/25 01:54When Georgia Love announced her split from husband Lee Elliott, I actually respected the way she handled things with such grace. It turns out I spoke too soon, writes AMANDA GOFF.
The shockingly grim thought every woman I know had after the latest Erin Patterson revelations. I fear I'll be cancelled for daring to say it, writes AMANDA GOFF
11/08/25 01:54Judging by the amount of memes and jokes doing the rounds, it seems we're capable of acknowledging the gravity of a deadly crime while also poking fun at the sheer lunacy of this particular detail.
The (not so) secret kink of super-rich alpha males. I know it all too well - and Jeff Bezos is a shining example: AMANDA GOFF
25/07/25 02:33If there's one thing I know, it's men - especially rich, successful men. And there's a particular kink that sets them apart from the betas of the species...
Sorry Brodes. Dating an AFL star is not 'harder than being a CEO'. Here's what the WAG crowd REALLY thinks of your post-split sympathy tour… AMANDA GOFF
24/07/25 01:44Amanda Goff has her ear to the ground in Melbourne - and she's heard some groans from footy circles after Nathan Buckley's ex Brodie Ryan compared being a WAG to being a CEO.
'Escort influencers' make sex work sound fun. I was on the game for years and it eats a part of your soul you'll NEVER get back. One girl's story still gives me nightmares years later: AMANDA GOFF
18/07/25 04:54Unlike most 'OF girls' who keep things strictly online, Kayla goes out for sessions with clients - and she's built a following by sharing the sort of tawdry tales most sex workers only tell each other.
The secret Facebook group where eastern suburbs women make shocking dating confessions - and reveal what they REALLY think of the 'Mr Bigs of Bondi': AMANDA GOFF
12/07/25 02:09'Ladies, I'm sick of being single and I'm sick of being poor...' the post in the female, private-members only Facebook group began.
So, Bec Judd has finally come clean about those 'tweakments'. But we all know there's one thing she WON'T admit on her little podcast... AMANDA GOFF
08/07/25 03:16I'm not quite sure what reaction Bec expected to get by 'coming out' as a Botox and filler enthusiast last week. Perhaps she expected a parade?
Oh Tim Blackwell, I'd be dying of embarrassment right now. We ALL know what was said at your ex-wife's 'divorce party'. It's so, so satisfying to see a woman have the last laugh
05/07/25 02:32There's something so deliciously satisfying about watching the ex-wife get the last laugh. Now Amanda Goff spills the tea on the celebrity divorce party everyone is talking about.
The ex-husband humiliated by Jeff Bezos just pulled off a Hollywood masterclass in revenge. His timing was flawless… It must be the talk of that trashy wedding! AMANDA GOFF
27/06/25 02:49While the guest list reads like Hollywood royalty, one man has outshone the whole ridiculous spectacle: Lauren's ex-husband. And the stars in Venice must all be talking about his latest move...
I pity Tammy Hembrow, broken and humiliated. I guess those rumours we weren't allowed to say about her husband were true after all: AMANDA GOFF
23/06/25 01:57For a woman so beautiful and successful, Tammy, it hurts to see you looking like a prize turnip, crying to your 17 million followers that you're getting divorced and feel 'humiliated'. Yet we all saw this coming.
The two very different types of female alcoholic: My friend Sarah took a sip of wine after six years sober. When I next saw her, I was shocked to the core: AMANDA GOFF
17/06/25 07:51Sarah and I had met in meetings, bonding over a shared sense of anxiety and shame about our out-of-control drinking. We recovered together, week by week, month by month, slowly rebuilding our lives.
Bloated and looking old beyond my years, I finally quit alcohol at 45. Only then did I realise what drinking a bottle of wine a night for two decades had done to me...
11/06/25 02:48Kate Taylor's rock bottom was a blurry 50-second video she had filmed herself one December night in 2021, after drinking her usual bottle of her favourite red wine, Saint-Émilion.
Despairing adult daughters of Thailand's dirty old men tell AMANDA GOFF how sex tourism shattered their lives - and the toe-curling email that made one woman cut off her dad forever
10/06/25 07:34When I heard about the Losers Back Home - the dirty old men who move to Pattaya, the sex capital of Thailand - and what they get up to there, I was shocked to my core.
The REAL reason some stars age like fine wine while others... don't: AMANDA GOFF reveals the generational habit speeding up the clock - and it has everything to do with the year you were born
30/05/25 03:07Yes, they turn heads. Yes, their figures are hot. And no, I don't look as good in activewear as they do. But one thing is certain: These women look older than their years - certainly older than I did at that age.
There is one intimate surgery every woman over 40 regrets - including me. As I hear rumours of more celebrities taking the plunge, this is my warning: AMANDA GOFF
26/05/25 02:00It's something us women don't talk about too often. While we are generally comfortable speaking about matters of personal upkeep - 'tweakments', Botox, filler - this particular upgrade is still taboo.
Why all my single friends refuse to date men over 50: It's not just your moods and Viagra headaches - there's some very specific sins driving us into the arms of toyboys: AMANDA GOFF
23/05/25 04:40Ask any divorced mid-life woman dipping her shellac toes back into the dating pool and she will tell you the same thing, writes columnist Amanda Goff.
I know what's behind the super-skinny trend sweeping Sydney's elite. It's time someone exposed this open secret before it's too late. AMANDA GOFF
18/05/25 02:19There is a frightening new "look" sweeping Sydney's elite beachside suburbs, from Darling Point to Bondi, a fashion 'trend' that's making an ugly comeback - and I can't stay silent about it
Abbie Chatfield's meltdown was years in the making... there's a reason why so many people in the industry are saying the same thing: AMANDA GOFF
12/05/25 02:43There's a Chinese proverb that I live by: 'Sit by the river long enough and the bodies of your enemies will float by.'
Brodie Ryan and Nathan Buckley's break-up 'statement' was utterly mortifying. Were the rumours true after all? AMANDA GOFF
07/05/25 02:13Honestly, you've got to read it to believe it. I did - about five times. 'Months of heartbreak...' 'kind messages of support'… I was speechless. Then I remembered something I'd heard only recently...
I was too fat to wear shoes. Even Ozempic didn't work and made my hair fall out. But a radical slimming solution helped me shed two thirds of my body weight - and keep it off
04/05/25 02:24Brenda remembers she had just one pair of shoes; a cheap, ugly orthopaedic set from the pharmacist were the only ones that fit her. 'I stopped living,' she tells me since losing 100kg (220lbs or almost 16st).
There's a reason they used to call gin mother's ruin. After my third child, this 'classy' spirit slowly tightened its grip on me and I almost lost everything
02/05/25 02:37It was the cry no woman wants to hear from her young child, especially in the dead of night: a helpless wail that meant only one thing: 'I need my mother.'
They think they're an awesome foursome... but there's nasty talk doing the rounds about Dina and Pup's double date. And I hate to admit it, but I agree: AMANDA GOFF
30/04/25 02:20WhatsApp chats blew up across Sydney this week when pics of Dina and Pup with their respective dates hit the Daily Mail. They were all saying the same thing - and it's simply too good not to share.
I'm a 6 in Sydney and a 9 in Melbourne. Is it any wonder I'm leaving? AMANDA GOFF comes to a shattering realisation she is 'too old for Bondi' - and singles out the over-40s socialites who should follow suit...
14/04/25 02:23After 25 years living among the beautiful people of Sydney's east, I'm packing my bags. I've bought a one-way ticket. I'm gone, writes AMANDA GOFF.
Doctors said I had to 'just deal with' my chronic pain and fatigue. Then a radical diet cured almost every symptom and I finally feel human again
03/04/25 12:59After spending six hours stuck on a yoga mat in excruciating pain, Carla's doctor said there was nothing he could do - even finding a diagnosis was pointless. She refused to settle for a life of agony.
I quit drinking at 44 for my health, children and sanity. Now, six years on, my reason for staying sober has become so embarrassing I wince to even admit it: AMANDA GOFF
31/03/25 01:22I still remember myself at my worst as a drinker. Yet it's not the awful memories that keep me away from alcohol six years later. Instead I have a far more shameful reason for why I'm still sober at 51...
The truth about bipolar women no one talks about: I'm in recovery now - thank God - but how can I explain to a man that I used to get off on anonymous sex? And my most shameful regret of all... AMANDA GOFF
08/03/25 01:48After a bipolar diagnosis, Australia's most famous escort, Samantha X hung up her heels. In her new memoir she writes about the ups and downs of the diagnosis.
As biohacker Bryan Johnson unlocks the secret to 'de-ageing' your penis, we reveal the radical diet making older men feel like they're 20 again... WITHOUT Viagra
05/03/25 01:19Do ordinary men have to resort to the expensive, kooky treatments proposed by American 'biohacker' Bryan Johnson to achieve similar results? Perhaps not...
A so-called 'healthy lifestyle' left me with no libido and pre-diabetes. So I tried a controversial diet that fixed everything wrong with me in a MONTH... and now I have a 'primal' sex drive at 53
03/03/25 01:55Natalie always thought she was healthy, until a doctor told her she was actually borderline diabetic. So she took matters into her own hands.
I should've listened to my sister's warning before I had breast implants. I knew there'd be leers from men - but nothing could have prepared me for the most humiliating regret of all... AMANDA GOFF
26/02/25 02:47Amanda Goff's first boob job was 'for her'. But after she started making money as Samantha X, she got 'greedy', going under the knife until her boobs were what she calls 'ridiculously big'.
I've seen my posh friends do coke off bathroom floors and hook up with strangers. But the in-crowd's dangerous new method of scoring Ozempic has appalled even me… now they're facing serious consequences: AMANDA GOFF
24/02/25 02:47I know I'm no angel and in no position to judge. I'm in recovery for years of substance abuse, after all. But the things I saw when I was using are truly not that different to what I'm seeing right now.
I kept the dirty secrets of famous men for years. Then I was sexually assaulted by a celebrity everyone loves. It was the last straw: AMANDA GOFF's most raw confession yet
20/02/25 03:10I read an interview with him recently. My stomach lurched. I felt angry, nauseated. I hate him. Samantha X was my saviour for a decade - where the hell was she when I needed her?
My depression and ADHD almost killed me. Then I ditched the food everyone says is 'good for you' and followed a radical new diet. Now I'm drug-free and feel superhuman
19/02/25 01:34At the age of 18, Daniel was at the lowest point of his life. While he had dreams of being a physio, his health was so poor that he stayed home all day eating junk food and playing computer games.
Humiliated Kim Kardashian's the real victim of Kanye and Bianca's pathetic naked stunt - and I know exactly how she feels: AMANDA GOFF
04/02/25 01:01I'm not here to hold an intervention for Bianca. Instead, I want to direct your attention to the blameless victim in this sorry saga, writes AMANDA GOFF.
I'm ashamed to admit it, but one thought immediately sprang to mind when I saw those photos of Sam Armytage in a tank top... AMANDA GOFF on the open secret among our shrinking celebrities
27/01/25 12:53Fitted blue jeans? Check. A tight tank top? Check. A set of impressively toned arms? Check. Had my eyes deceived me? Was this the same Sam I'd seen splashed across the tabloids and TV for years?
The scandalous secrets of private school mums, as revealed by an insider. Yes, the teachers gossip, we always know who's having an affair - and don't get me started on the WAGs
17/01/25 02:15From the white wine mums who 'turn into strippers' at school functions, to the greenies endlessly whinging in group chats about 'nude foods', no one escapes our private school snitch's spotlight.
It's not enough to be thin anymore ... with everyone on skinny jabs, we're in a new era where only those with these 'elite' physical qualities are considered perfect. AMANDA GOFF on the frightening beauty standards of Hollywood's Ozempic age
10/01/25 12:49The buzz at the Golden Globes wasn't about who was best dressed; it was about how obvious the Ozempic look has become, writes AMANDA GOFF.
The open secret about the over-40s 'It' girls of Sydney. Their lives seem perfect, but they all have one thing in common behind closed doors, writes AMANDA GOFF
06/01/25 02:37Amanda Goff shares her theory about some of Sydney's most beautiful and successful women and why their lives aren't as perfect as they seem.
I found a deeply unsettling detail everyone missed in the Blake vs Justin legal war. This is so much worse than we thought: AMANDA GOFF on the Hollywood trial of the year
04/01/25 03:12Few things in the news cycle faze me these days, but for months now, something has been bothering me - as a woman and as a journalist...
Is Meghan's perfect kitchen a last-chance saloon? Some are charmed by her life of domestic bliss, but Hollywood insiders must be thinking the same thing, writes AMANDA GOFF
03/01/25 03:13Harry and Meghan made a right royal mess of 2024, but 2025 isn't going to be much better - and I can even see them making a once-unimaginable desperate move to save their careers.
AMANDA GOFF: There's a reason why women are so transfixed by Lauren Sanchez. No, it's not that she bagged a billionaire. It's how she confirms our most unsettling suspicions about our own husbands…
18/12/24 04:44Lauren Sanchez has been criticised for the 'inappropriate' outift she wore to Donald Trump's inauguration.
Alcohol can be poison to a marriage, but no one tells you giving up the booze can be even worse: As Kate Moss splits from her teetotal lover, AMANDA GOFF delivers some sobering home truths
14/12/24 01:15Here's the thing a lot of people may not realise when they put the bottle down: sobriety destroys relationships just as alcohol does - and I know, because I've been there, writes Amanda Goff.
AMANDA GOFF: Tyler Perry just confirmed my worst fears for the Royal Family. With two blunt words, Meghan and Harry's Hollywood benefactor reveals what's really going on behind closed doors in Montecito...
09/12/24 01:35When I saw an interview with American filmmaker Tyler Perry published by the Times of London was causing a stir online, my first thought was... 'Who the hell is Tyler Perry?'
Sam Worthington's reaction to Seven reporter's 'Bingle bungle' tells you everything you need to know about his marriage to Lara, writes AMANDA GOFF
05/12/24 11:03I've watched footage of the Bingle bungle a few times now and I have a lot to say, writes AMANDA GOFF.
So, Deb finally confirmed it. But her withering 'betrayal' statement wasn't just about Hugh Jackman and his new squeeze... AMANDA GOFF exposes the OTHER A-list couple in Hollywood's dramatic new divorce
05/12/24 02:02It was the statement we were all waiting for. But I firmly believe Deborra-Lee Furness wasn't simply directing her scathing letter at her husband Hugh Jackman and his now-girlfriend Sutton Foster...
If I ever marry, I'll just elope. The idea of seeing my friends behave the way we've witnessed at some 'society weddings' lately is enough to make you say 'I DON'T!' writes AMANDA GOFF
03/12/24 12:13The way some high-profile wedding guests are behaving is breaking an unwritten rule of the sisterhood. We're all talking about it, writes AMANDA GOFF.
White wine almost killed me in my 30s: I only drank on weekends but that was enough to cause irreversible damage. Now I live with the awful consequences
01/12/24 06:35Despite the fact Kiki has been sober for almost a year, the damage done to her body after years of weekend drinking is irreversible. To put it quite simply - if she drinks again, she will die.
So many wives are learning their husbands' darkest secrets after asking this one devastating question. I always thought it was just us women - now I weep for these broken men too: AMANDA GOFF
29/11/24 01:30They had been together for 18 years. How could Guy have kept his secret from Sarah for so many years? How did Sarah not know this about her husband?
I felt sick reading the 'statement' from Conor McGregor's fiancée. With just nine words, she proves there are two types of women in the world: AMANDA GOFF
28/11/24 01:50Even after everything we'd heard in court about how UFC star Conor McGregor defiled a young woman in a hotel room six years ago, nine words from Dee Devlin shocked me to my core.
It's an open secret why Jackie O and Candice Warner are in the best shape of their lives, writes AMANDA GOFF, and every woman over 40 is thinking it
26/11/24 12:51Ah, how the worm has turned. AMANDA GOFF has seen those celebrity beach photos and wants to share with you what she and other women have been saying about them...
AMANDA GOFF: Sam, Tim, I'm happy for you. Really. But every woman I know is saying the same thing about those photos...
21/11/24 01:31Famous people, like all of us, are allowed to move on, but what I want to talk about is a concept every woman understands - and men seem to have no idea just how keenly we feel it.
The Viagra diet: Forget those little blue diamonds, I'm 62 and have the sex drive of a 20-year-old - here's how I did it without pills
20/11/24 02:09There comes a time in a man's life when he reluctantly admits defeat over his dad bod, accepts his aches and pains and waves a bittersweet farewell to his sex drive. Not in Phil Escott's case.
The secret Erin Jayne took to her grave: As the awful facts are laid bare about the Plummers' suicides two years apart, AMANDA GOFF reveals the most heartbreaking detail of all
14/11/24 02:51I can't look at the Plummers' photos the same way anymore. My heart goes out to her, writes AMANDA GOFF, who came to an awful realisation after yesterday's development.
AMANDA GOFF: So, doomsday feminists say they won't let a man touch them if he supports Donald Trump. Sorry, ladies, but I've got some bad news about your 'MAGA sex ban'...
11/11/24 02:18If there's anything the U.S. election has taught us it's that no one cares what celebrities think about politics. If they did then Kamala Harris would be cackling her way into the White House with J.Lo.
I was 50, successful and single by choice. But even I fell for this devious romance scam that had me thinking an A-lister wanted to leave his beautiful wife for me, confesses AMANDA GOFF
07/11/24 02:34Every love story starts with a flutter in your chest. And every love scam, it seems, starts with a ping on your iPhone.
Why I fear Bonnie Blue's on-camera orgy with teenage boys will end in unthinkable tragedy, writes AMANDA GOFF
06/11/24 11:53Dear Bonnie, How are you? How are you really? I mean that sincerely - from someone who has walked the same path. At 50, I'm old enough to be your mum, so here's some motherly advice.
When a carefree Queen Mary hit the beach Down Under last week, every woman heard her message loud and clear. The timing was perfect - and it speaks volumes about her marriage to Frederik, writes AMANDA GOFF
05/11/24 03:53If you are anything like me, you would have pored over the photos of Queen Mary at Balmoral Beach last week, searching for the familiar and oh-so-relatable signs of a scorned wife.
I took one look at Kate Beckinsale in those gaunt photos and a sad truth about over-50s women suddenly dawned on me, writes AMANDA GOFF
01/11/24 05:20Like many of you, my jaw hit the floor when I saw those photos of British actress Kate Beckinsale at Variety's 2024 Power of Women event last week.
I was an addict just like Jackie O - but one thing about her recovery has me worried she's heading for disaster, writes AMANDA GOFF
30/10/24 08:32It wasn't an admission I saw coming from Jackie O last week but one I applaud her for. But it has me worried - and not for the reasons you may think, says Amanda Goff.
I'm 50 and left this note on a hot 24-year-old tradie's car... now I'm having the best and wildest sex of my life and I'll never date men my own age again
12/11/23 09:44A 50-year-old single mum of three from Melbourne said she had the best sex of her life with a man almost 30 years younger than her after she left a note on his car.
My kids go to private school and I had a high-flying finance job... now I'm an escort making $20,000 a month at 55 - and you'll be shocked by some of my clients
08/11/23 10:27A Sydney private school mum in her 50s ditched her stressful corporate job in finance to become an escort and now makes an eye-watering $20,000 a month.
I was born without a vagina and for years I felt like a freak as people wondered if I 'looked like Barbie down there': Here's how I reclaimed my self worth
29/10/23 10:29Ally Hensley was a teenager when doctors revealed she had been born without a vagina.
I was in a very dark place in my old job torturing men who got off on being abused... but at my weakest and I found my real calling as a Sunday school teacher
23/09/23 06:39A sex worker who specialised in BDSM and torture has given up her life of 'sin' to become a Sunday school teacher - and says the parents are her biggest supporters.
I've worked as an escort to men from all kinds of professions: Here are my five least favourite - and the one that always performs in the bedroom
04/06/23 01:36SAMANTHA X: As a former escort, I guarantee a man's job can dictate what kind of lover he is.
I worked as an escort for years and guarantee a man's job can dictate what kind of lover he is. Here are my five favourite professions - and the one I always avoided
27/05/23 09:51SAMANTHA X: As a former escort, I guarantee a man's job can dictate what kind of lover he is.
I worked as an escort for years and I would have to field calls from furious women: This is what I told them about their cheating partners - and why they should think twice before leaving
20/05/23 11:57Samantha X - a former $1500 an hour call girl - revealed the 'awkward' conservations she's had with clients' wives, and why they shouldn't necessarily leave their cheating spouse.
These are the five things most likely to turn men off in the bedroom, writes SAMANTHA X, this is how you can use it to your advantage
13/05/23 03:03SAMANTHA X: Men love sex; more than that, they need it. I know men that can't concentrate at work or function normally unless they have regular sex.
The sex secrets escorts use to keep men coming back, writes SAMANTHA X, and how to make it work for YOUR relationship
07/05/23 02:52Samantha X - a former $1500 an hour call girl - has revealed the sex secrets escorts use to keep men coming back for more.
The one request men (including husbands) have from escorts, writes SAMANTHA X, and there's a simple explanation
22/04/23 05:04Samantha X has a revealed a very common request she got while working as a $1500-an-hour call girl - and it goes against society's ideas about women.
These are the three red flags your husband is cheating on you, writes SAMANTHA X, and you won't believe what their most popular request is
15/04/23 05:47If you suspect your man is cheating; here's a checklist, and a disclaimer: if he ticks any of the below, don't file for divorce yet; just ask him, writes SAMANTHA X.
The three reasons women are cheating and paying for sex more than ever, SAMANTHA X reveals... and the one bedroom act they're definitely not interested in
09/04/23 10:54SAMANTHA X: It's the million-dollar question - what do women want? Flowers, romance, and a diamond ring? Maybe 20 years ago, but not today.
The three reasons married men cheat and the thing they're seeking the most, SAMANTHA X reveals... and why playing up doesn't mean they'll leave you
02/04/23 08:01I know why husbands cheat, I know what they secretly desire and I know what goes on in their minds.
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