Not quite for children! The unfortunately-named children's books that may be just too rude for little ones to read
These children's books may struggle to last on the shelves in this day and age.
From 'Why is Mommy Moaning?' to 'Scouts in Bondage' - these unfortunately-named children's books are full of double entendres and may be just a bit too rude for little ones to read.
The ritual of reading bedtime stories to young children before they fall asleep is something that most mothers and fathers cherish.
Favourites include tales of magical lands, lovable beasts or cute puppies learning life lessons. But kids' fiction also has a serious side with books written to highlight some of the more difficult aspects of childhood.
And they're definitely not designed with a good night's sleep in mind. But these ones probably should be left back on the shelf until the child grows up.
MailOnline has selected a few of the rude, but funny innuendo page titles and extracts from children's books.
This 'Pooh Gets Stuck' book is made all the more funnier by the yellow rabbit's face on the front cover of the children's classic
Scouts in bondage takes up a whole new meaning when you become an adult. This book by Geoffrey Prout was published in 1930
'I need boys for Pleasure Island' is something that would be majorly frowned upon if you said it out aloud. But in the context of this book - it isn't as bad as you think
Cover the man on the left and this illustration looks very rude - especially when the question is 'do you like it in your face?'
Thomas The Tank Engine is probably one of the most innocent and iconic figures for children in the UK. But this scene could have another meaning for adults
Accidental innuendo in children's books has been revealed in hilarious Internet gallery. Pictured is Invisible Dick
'Suck it!' said Lion: This animated big cat seems a little bit too pushy as he speaks to a tiger, parrot and monkey
Travis Heaton and Gary Andrews can't have been expecting to get any presents on Christmas Day after calling Santa a 'Ho'
The positioning and expressions of these turtles are what makes this turn from an innocent illustration to something rude
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