KENNEDY: The hairy hubbub over Kate's blonde tresses is final proof Me-Me Meghan was never fit for royalty
Not since Britney Spears rage-shaved her head has the world been in such a tizzy over a hairstyle.
Enter Catherine, Princess of Wales.
Prince William and Kate Middleton made their first public appearance in two months at London's Natural History Museum on Thursday, where the future queen debuted her new flowing, blonde locks.
Then, suddenly, it seemed like someone kicked open the barn doors of the troll farm, as the dirty denizens of the interwebs coughed up a hairball.
'I don't like it,' a ghoul seethed about Katie's doo on X.
'Nope, not a fan,' another yelped.
'Looks terrible,' posted an obese 45-year-old in a mustard-stained undershirt from his mother's basement in Peoria, Illinois (At least, that's how I picture it).
So her royal tresses are long, curly and fabulous. Who cares?
Not since Britney Spears rage-shaved her head has the world been in such a tizzy over hairstyles. Enter Catherine, Princess of Wales
Prince William and Kate Middleton made their first public appearance in two months at London 's Natural History Museum on Thursday, where the future queen debuted her new flowing, blonde locks
The hirsute hubbub was so massive that even Princess Diana's former hairdresser Sam McKnight, a man who knows a thing or two about royal strands, whipped out his clippers, posting: 'I am shocked, horrified, dismayed and disgusted by all the nasty comments about the Princess of Wales today. A woman's hair is very personal to her, it's armour, defence, confidence and so much more. She has brilliantly and quietly, unselfishly represented our country, the soft power we still have as a nation. Cancer affects individuals differently, but is life-changing for everyone. So FFS LEAVE HER ALONE. SHAME ON YOU.'
Well said. As the world knows, in March 2024, Kate announced that she underwent preventative chemotherapy treatment, making all this totally inexcusable. Yet the response from Kate and the Palace was, of course, silence. Neither she nor they will lower themselves to engage with the mouth-breathers.
But I know someone who would…. and does!
Enter Meghan, Duchess of Despair and Endless Grievance (hat-tip, Maureen Callahan)
Imagine for a moment if the online goblins of the world had erupted over Me-Me Markle unveiling a new look. It's clear to me that Meghan and the Complaint Prince Harry would be demanding an international summit demanding a unified NATO response to the slight.
Take Meghan's latest interview with Bloomberg's The Circuit. On the heels of the critical-faceplant of the newest season of her Netflix series 'With Love, Meghan,' she delved into her favorite topic: her misery.
Imagine for a moment if the online goblins of the world had erupted over Me-Me Markle unveiling a new look
On the heels of the critical-faceplant of the newest season of her Netflix series 'With Love, Meghan,' she delved into her favorite topic: her misery
'I had to wear nude pantyhose all the time,' she said of her short-stint as a working royal. 'Let's be honest, that was not very myself. I hadn't seen pantyhose since movies in the 1980s. That felt a little bit inauthentic.'
Inauthentic? That's your brand!
Even Moaning Meghan realized how ridiculous she sounded.
'That's a silly example but it is an example of when you want to dress the way you want to dress and say the things that are true and you're able to show up in that space really organically and authentically — that's being comfortable in your own skin.'
Meghan 'Not Many People Have Asked If I'm OK' Meghan is a snowflake!
Here's the real truth (yours and mine, Meghan). This curly kerfuffle is even more proof that royal women (current and former) face harsh scrutiny and it will always be such.
But Princess Kate will rise above it, as she always does. Meghan, unfortunately, will make it the topic of a podcast.
Indigestion
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay always swore his kids would never be 'nepo-babies', but it appears he's changed his tune now that his 23-year-old daughter Tilly landed her own cooking show.
I don't care what this culinary Chelsea Clinton is cooking.
This flavor of hypocrisy makes me sick.
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay always swore his kids would never be 'nepo-babies', but it appears he's changed his tune now that his 23-year-old daughter Tilly (pictured) landed her own cooking show
The band played on
My hometown of Portland, Oregon has a new brainless mayor, who's reaching for the same old failed progressive playbook.
Keith Wilson is begging his constituents to donate snacks and household items to address the city's raging homeless crisis.
Expired Quest bars and a few beach loungers are going to fix this disaster.
Wilson is just rearranging the folding chairs as Bumland sinks.
Hair-raising!
The pearl-clutchers were horrified when dinky diva Sabrina Carpenter was on her hands and knees before a man holding a fist full of her mane on the album cover of her record 'Man's Best Friend.'
Well, Sabby's not groveling now.
The record scored the biggest opening week for an international artist on the UK albums chart this year.
Turns out prudes buy vinyl too!
Carpenter's record scored the biggest opening week for an international artist on the UK albums chart this year
Grand OLD Party
The oldest member of the House toddled out in Washington this week to declare that she will be running for re-election.
Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC), 88, struggles to walk unassisted and anonymous Dems are grousing that she needs to go in favor of young guns, who could be 'throwing f*****g fireballs at Trump.'
At Eleanor's age she shouldn't even be throwing a tantrum.
Eleanor Holmes Norton (pictured), 88, struggles to walk unassisted and anonymous Dems are grousing that she needs to go
Blackhead Biebs
Justin Bieber gave gawkers something to gander: not one, but two stars hanging out his car window as he drove through LA on Thursday.
He was spotted with a green pimple patch on his forehead. The hit maker is also a zit maker.
Now all the immature antics make sense.
He's in puberty!
