'50% of it is telling them to put their pants back on': Parents share their top tips on raising children in hilarious tweets (including NEVER letting a naked toddler sit on the couch)

  • Parents have been sharing their best advice on Twitter with hilarious results
  • The tips tell other parents how to get time alone by dying first during games
  • Other users suggested teaching kids how to kill spiders for you

By MOLLY ROSE PIKE FOR MAILONLINE

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Most parents get sick of other mums and dads telling them how to raise their children, but these parents have ingenious tips to make the journey ten times more fun.

Parents have been taking to Twitter to share their wisdom, but much of it isn't entirely serious.

One mum's only advice was 'wine' while another suggested being the first one to 'die' when playing games, so you have a bit of a break.

Another tweeter told parents with antisocial children to turn off the WiFi if they want them to appear.

In a hilarious tip, a dad suggested to wear clothes the same colour as the furniture so your kids can't find you. 

This mum gave in and let her son play with a loaf of bread, telling people to 'pick your battles'

This mum gave in and let her son play with a loaf of bread, telling people to 'pick your battles'

Sharing her parenting wisdom, this mum said she found her toddler sitting naked on her couch

Sharing her parenting wisdom, this mum said she found her toddler sitting naked on her couch

This mum said she was winning at parenting because she disliked all her kids equally

This mum said she was winning at parenting because she disliked all her kids equally

This parent said she has to plan activities based on what will get the least complaints

This parent said she has to plan activities based on what will get the least complaints

This mum made a mistake by telling her kid she had 'first world problems'

This mum made a mistake by telling her kid she had 'first world problems'

This parent made full use of their ceiling fan to keep their kids entertained

This parent made full use of their ceiling fan to keep their kids entertained

Keeping things simply, this mum said the first thing parents need is wine

Keeping things simply, this mum said the first thing parents need is wine

This mum said she dies first when playing with her kids so she can have a rest

This mum said she dies first when playing with her kids so she can have a rest

Not holding back this mum said she spends half her time telling her kids to put their clothes on

Not holding back this mum said she spends half her time telling her kids to put their clothes on

Parenting takes a lot of patience, according to this mum who has a four year old child

Parenting takes a lot of patience, according to this mum who has a four year old child

This mum says she spends a lot of time searching for lost iPad chargers

This mum says she spends a lot of time searching for lost iPad chargers

To be practical this dad has trained his kids to kill spiders so he doesn't have to do it

To be practical this dad has trained his kids to kill spiders so he doesn't have to do it

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