'Help me hide the body': People reveal the most bizarre (and disturbing) things their partners have said in their sleep

  • People have revealed the strange things their partners say in their sleep
  • One man declared his love for his girlfriend - despite never saying it out loud
  • Another threatened to sell his girlfriend on Craigslist  

You're drifting off into the land of Nod when you're rudely awoken by your bedfellow - and he's trying to tell you something.

Or is he? As you try to make out what he's saying, you suddenly realise he's merely talking in his sleep.

This scenario is far more common than you may think. And now long-suffering partners have been sharing the most bizarre things their significant others - both male and female - have said in their sleep.

Some of their ramblings - as detailed on the secret-sharing app Whisper - are quite sweet. One man actually declared his love for his girlfriend for the first time while asleep.

But some sleep-talk was quite disturbing - like the boyfriend who threatened to sell his girlfriend on Craigslist. 

Doesn't sound like this relationship is going very well... 

Doesn't sound like this relationship is going very well... 

This man is either has a very active imagination or is a secret murderer

This man is either has a very active imagination or is a secret murderer

This woman is very practical - even when she's asleep

This woman is very practical - even when she's asleep

Whatever Trisha (fictional or real) did, she's in for trouble

Whatever Trisha (fictional or real) did, she's in for trouble

This man evidently has a Homer Simpson alter-ego

This man evidently has a Homer Simpson alter-ego

This man declared his love for his girlfriend in his sleep - but has never said it while awake

This man declared his love for his girlfriend in his sleep - but has never said it while awake

One man revealed to his girlfriend that he wanted to start a family

One man revealed to his girlfriend that he wanted to start a family

Some of the phrases appeared to make no sense at all 

Some of the phrases appeared to make no sense at all 

This woman's boyfriend had no recollection of talking dirty to her in his sleep

This woman's boyfriend had no recollection of talking dirty to her in his sleep

What exactly fried rice was doing in a dream about aliens is a mystery...

What exactly fried rice was doing in a dream about aliens is a mystery...

This woman showed her protective side in her sleep

This woman showed her protective side in her sleep

This man has been watching too much Finding Dory

This man has been watching too much Finding Dory

Let's hope he wasn't talking to someone else in his dream or that could make for an awkward conversation 

Let's hope he wasn't talking to someone else in his dream or that could make for an awkward conversation 

This has to be the strangest reason for loving someone in the history of relationships

This has to be the strangest reason for loving someone in the history of relationships

This woman's boyfriend is extremely entertaining in his sleep

This woman's boyfriend is extremely entertaining in his sleep

A woman revealed her secret Pokemon obsession in her sleep

A woman revealed her secret Pokemon obsession in her sleep

This man appears to relive his day at the office in his sleep

This man appears to relive his day at the office in his sleep

This man appears to have been having an imaginary conversation of his own while his girlfriend was on Skype

This man appears to have been having an imaginary conversation of his own while his girlfriend was on Skype

A boyfriend let slip a nickname for his girlfriend while in bed

A boyfriend let slip a nickname for his girlfriend while in bed

This woman's boyfriend doesn't have the most riveting dreams, it would seem

This woman's boyfriend doesn't have the most riveting dreams, it would seem

This boyfriend showed he is caring and compassionate even while asleep

This boyfriend showed he is caring and compassionate even while asleep

This chatty sleep will probably never make it onto the X Factor

This chatty sleep will probably never make it onto the X Factor

This woman becomes a prehistoric monster in her sleep

This woman becomes a prehistoric monster in her sleep