'Don't forget my Prosecco!' Mothers reveal the VERY amusing last texts they sent their partners - from demanding booze to rants about the dog
- Women shared their most recent text to their partner on Mumsnet
- One demanded Vimto and a large screw from the shops
- Another told partner he'd have to leave home if he didn't bring her snacks
If you've ever fancied a snoop through a stranger's phone to see what kind of texts they send their partner, you're in luck.
Mothers have revealed the last text they sent their partner in a Mumsnet thread, and taken out of context the messages make for hilarious reading.
One hormonal woman warned her partner he'd have to move in with his mother if he failed to bring home poppadoms, while another berated her other half for lying in bed too long.
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Mumsnet users have been revealing the last texts they sent their partners with very amusing results (picture posed by models)
The hilarious Mumsnet conversation was started by BittyWanter who was somewhat horrified to look back on the last text she had sent to her partner
The discussion was started by BittyWanter who asked others to share their most recent texts after being horrified by her own recent missives.
'I've just been reading the last few I sent and I never expected to say it,' she explained.
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'I wrote: "The toilet is blocked with your s***. Come home and sort it out. MiddleBittyWanter needs a poo". Gross.'
Racheyg also opened up about the perils of domestic life with her DSs - Mumsnet shorthand for 'darling son'.
'DS1 is naked again and won't put his pants on. DS2 is covered in chocolate. I don't think I will be going into town,' she told her partner.
AnneGables warned her partner he'd have to take their son shoe shopping next time.
'Just in Clarks hell. You're taking him next year,' she said.
For Hippydippybaloney, it was a case of struggling with the family pet.
'I think I'm going to kill the dog,' she declared.
Phoeberdoos also had some tidings related to a canine for her wife.
'Last text was to let my DW know that the vet called and the puppy's balls had been successfully removed and that he was OK,' she recalled.
Luckily Rednsparkley also had a nice, positive message for her partner.
'I'm in the booze aisle,' she texted. 'Speak now or die of thirst!'
A tipple was also on the mind of Lndnmummy who texted her partner to say: 'Don't forget my prosecco.'
MissBeaHaving meanwhile instructed hers to bring home 'two Vimtos, double cream and one large screw.'
The partner of NotLostJustSomewhereSafe, however, got a bit of a telling off in response to a texted apology.
'You are a pillock! I love you though so you get away with it......this time!!!' she told him.
Soupmaker's husband was also in luck as she contacted him to say: 'I've bought you pants'.
She added: 'To which DH replied "Are they pulling ones?".'
She explained that her mother-in-law would usually buy underwear for her two sons, even as adults.
'She's went off abroad to live so it's all gotten a bit threadbare,' she explained.
OhThatThingAgain explained she'd been seeking medical advice from her partner, in rather a crude fashion.
'I've got the s****, do you think 8 Imodium is too many?' she'd texted.
SpaghettiMeatballs berated her partner for not being around to deal with a spirder in the bedroom.
'What is the point of you if when a Daddy Long Legs gets in our room and is clearly intending to eat me during the night you aren't here to capture it?' she wrote.
'Pest control is YOUR area of expertise.'
Rollyroo warned her husband not to darken their door without snacks.
'I love you very much but if you come home from work without picking up poppadoms you can go and stay at your mums,' she told him.
By way of explanation she added: 'I'm pregnant and unreasonably hungry.'
JackBauersBag didn't mince her words, when she told her husband: 'It's time to get up you lazy a***.'
And Solongtoshort told hers: 'I just fell over your shoes you left at the bottom of the stairs you p****.'
She added: 'It was dark, it's all the time.'
Ffion3107 said she was finding the thread hilarious, and added: 'Mine was: "Did you ask about paternity leave? I need you to ask today".
'He didn't ask. Baby due in three weeks.'
Bomfunk took the opportunity to share details of her 'really busy day' with her other half - and made a rather intimate revelation.
'Listened to half a dozen rock mashups on YouTube, sang along to Monty Python songs for at least 30 minutes, spoke to your mum on the phone and made myself orgasm. Those last two are in no way connected'
Things were not so cordial between WindInThePussyWillows and her partner, whom she told: 'F*** off and tell someone who cares.'
She explained: He told me he had way too much work to do to drop baby twins off at grandparents (round the corner) and when I got home he was watching porn.'
AudreyBradshaw sent out a stern warning about the baked goods she'd made for the church fayre.
'Don't touch the cake in the back fridge, I made it for Jesus,' she told him.
CharminglyGawky sent a simple but effective text not to miss the rubbish collection, saying: 'Bin binny bin bins!'
Meanwhile Mausageandsash admitted she'd told her husband to 'come downstairs' because she was too lazy to call him or go up and get him.
