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• When sex was safe and racing dangerous: 1 - Life On The Limit harks back to the glamorous but grim world of Sixties F1
• The next arch-nemesis! The Killing's Lars Mikkelsen is guest starring as an evil blackmailer in Sherlock
• Syphilis and gonorrhea on the rise in the U.S. - especially among gay men and young people
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: 'Harry Potter' police chief Rowley is a good bet to replace Hogan-Howe
• Watson one win from Aussie Open main draw but Konta suffers tame exit
• Star director turns his focus on the Beeb: Steve McQueen plans drama on the black experience in Britain
• Morton boss Shiels advised against post-match interviews (... by his doctor!)
• Nature will out! Heidi Montag is the image of her gorgeous mother (despite the TEN plastic surgery procedures)
• Daring to bare: Katie Price is virtually unrecognisable as she ditches the heavy make-up for an au natural family outing
• The shower-proof smartphone! Firm creates 'skins' that make latest handsets nigh-on indestructible
• ADEBAYO AKINFENWA: Me against Elokobi in an arm wrestle? Sorry George, but I'm too big for you!
• Bolger stable stars Trading Leather and Parish Hall ready to shine in new season
• Mac on... MoD mandarin's expenses claim
• Roma supporters show their true colours as Torosidis sets up Juve cup tie... but why are the Sampdoria fans surrounded by police?
• My babies! My babies! Father's desperate attempt to save kids after space heater started fire in their apartment that had NO water, power or gas
• Fabulous Firth lays bare the demons of the River Kwai in The Railway Man
• Stairway to workout heaven! Jesinta Campbell has an uphill battle during gruelling workout session
• Her biggest role! Sandra Bullock takes little Louis to school hours after her triple success at the People's Choice Awards
• ‘I’d be lying to say I love all my wrinkles’: Meet the 65-year-old model who stars in the Olsen twins' latest fashion campaign
• Bradford hope administration nightmare is behind them as they finalise new owners
• Hannover clear path for Cardiff to sign Diouf after capturing Hamburg striker Rudnevs
• On the mend: Honey Boo Boo shows off cheerleading moves with a little help from dad Sugar Bear following check-up for injuries suffered in car crashx
• Keane prepared for a call of duty: Robbie ready to jet in for Ireland friendly
• Dropping Jaws! January Jones looks stylish while promoting a good cause in a Shark Rescue T-shirt and fedora
• Brutal but brilliant: This remarkable retelling of the evils of slavery is hard to watch - but you MUST see 12 Years A Slave, says our film critic
• 'She is not a political pit bull': Mother-of-four Christie aide fired over 'Bridgegate' was made a 'scapegoat' claim friends and co-workers
• Invasive tests for prostate cancer are failing to spot the disease: Thousands of men forced to have painful biopsies
• Do you know who this man is? Most Americans can't recognize top news anchor Brian Williams
• Ruiz close to completing loan move to Real Betis until the end of the season
• Introducing Storm Eve Napier! Fashion designer Rachel Williams shares very first snap of her newborn baby girl with TV presenter Tom Williams
• Liam Fox lined up to take top job at Nato: Former minister's name 'on the table' for role as Secretary General
• Sorry Dave, storms aren't down to climate change: Met Office rubbishes Cameron's assertions over recent bad weather
• Yaya honoured again! Toure emulates Eto'o and lands African Player of the Year award for third time ahead of Mikel and Drogba
• He was serenaded by fans after being sacked by Betis and writes novels in his spare time... meet Pepe Mel, the man who promises to entertain at West Brom
• I wasn't hogging the road, honest! Hilarious dashcam video shows woman wearing pig costume as she's busted for DUI
• Clarifications and corrections
• Mr Invisible: Fergie paid £15m to bring him to United, yet Moyes doesn't play him. So, just what has happened to Wilfried Zaha?
• Liverpool reignite interest in £15m winger Yarmolenko as Salah talks slow down
• Murray could meet Nadal and Federer en route to Aussie Open final but faces world No 112 Soeda in kind Melbourne opener
• 'So excited!' Real Housewife Vicki Gunvalson announces pregnant daughter Briana is expecting a baby boy
• 'You 2 dollar w***e traitor': Charlie Sheen blasts his ex manager Mark Burg in foul mouthed Twitter rant
• Heels on the court: Maria Sharapova picks up a tennis racket in a plunging frock and stilettos
• Trabzonspor 1 Celtic 3: A Turkey shoot for new Bhoys as Pukki and Balde rise to challenge
• I want higher minimum wage, says Osborne: Chancellor backs calls for increases but only if it doesn't end up costing jobs
• Another solo afternoon: Pregnant Olivia Wilde steps out again without fiancé Jason Sudeikis
• 'I do have feelings for him but I know he has feelings for Jasmine': CBB's Casey Batchelor reveals she still cares about Lee Ryan as romantic tensions run high
• Reunited and it feels so good! Prom princess Abbey Clancy cuddles BFF Susanna Reid as they gear up for Strictly Come Dancing Tour
• Froth, Mr Cable? Three months on and worth 70% more than sale price, proof that Royal Mail shares DID go cheap
• VISUAL EDIT: One butt women in India are not kicking
• Finally, some good news: Amanda Bynes' bong-throwing case 'will be dismissed if she stays clean for SIX months'
• Britain's goods trade deficit narrows as exports to China grow
• Now Miller is called an idiot for ignoring WWI role of Anzacs: Culture Secretary attacked amid claims commemoration will ignore key allies
• UK recovery 'will be the best in the world': Once-sceptical experts predict strongest growth in G7
• Hull join hunt to sign Jelavic as pursuit of Long and Fletcher begins to slow down
• WHIPLASH: India's own misogynistic Mad Men
• Top children's hospital admits its operating theatres are not safe: Reviews find junior nurses and technical staff are made to carry out complex tasks
• Giroud ready to make Arsenal return at Villa as Wenger prepares move for new striker
• Having trouble reading this? Nearly 70% of adults suffer from blurred vision caused by staring at their computer screens
• McDonald's may be better for you than Olive Garden or Red Lobster
• CITY FOCUS: RSA Irish bosses could have inflated bonuses by manipulating accounts
• The catwalk pays the rent, but I LOVE acting: Cara Delevingne on her true passion
• She's an all-rounder! Serena Williams uses her world no. 1 tennis skills during a game of cricket with her older sister Venus
• White hot Angel! Victoria's Secret star Lily Aldridge ditches lingerie for stylish outfits as the new face of XOXO
• Malky in the wings as under-fire Allardyce fights on at West Ham
• Australia's Qantas Airlines named safest air carrier in the world after going more than 60 years without a fatal crash
• BBC misleads public every day on scale of cuts, fumes Cameron: Give listeners accurate figures, says PM in on-air rant
• MARKET REPORT: Dealers dial in to bid talk as 2014 could be the year of telecoms takeovers
• How Moyes missed out on Negredo... on-fire City striker could have been at EVERTON last January but Sevilla wanted £18million
• This sea's a bit ruff! Benny the spaniel gets blown by a hair-raising gust of wind while strolling on a beach in Jersey
• Ted Baker shrugs off Christmas blues as it posts strong rise in global sales after offering fewer discounts
• Now that's motivation to workout! Angelina Jolie hires hunky Australian personal trainer, with a body to rival Brad Pitt's
• HOWZZAT: A fictitious diary of Imran Khan
• She cuts the mustard! Downton Abbey star Michelle Dockery is stunning and sophisticated in gold and black dress at Hollywood luncheon
• National Geographic Channel announces a Live From Space special TV event filmed in a $100 billion studio - the International Space Station
• Bookies dealt blow by fixed odds betting terminals debate as shares in William Hill and Ladbrokes fall
• AAP's rise brings an end to political paralysis in India
• Inter could use Chelsea target Guarin in deal to prise Osvaldo away from Saints
• Cream of the crop! Pixie Lott puts on an energetic display in a gingham bralet and TINY pink skirt suit as she performs at 2014 BRIT Awards Nominations
• Vampire Diaries star Olga Fonda announces engagement to boyfriend Liam Waite, as she shows off diamond ring at People's Choice Awards
• Fantasy Friday: Terry, Suarez and Coleman win a place in the statistical team of the season so far... but who else makes the cut?
• A rubbish job but someone's got to do it! Make-up free Rachel Hunter shows off model figure in skinny jeans as she takes out the trash
• Real Madrid 2 Osasuna 0: One giant leap! Ronaldo pulls off incredible jump but Benzema and Jese seal Copa del Rey win
• ALEX BRUMMER: Standard Chartered caught in the Sands of time
• A picture of ignorance! Smalling has failed United on the pitch... now he does this
• Space for Hindus is shrinking fast in Pakistan
• Trainer Lavelle has high hopes at Kempton after teaming up with Johnson
• The love-in is back for new Millwall boss Holloway... and it's not just from wife Kim
• Food boost for Marc Bolland as M&S clothing sales disappoint
• THE LAHORE LOG: Musharraf is an ongoing nuisance for Nawaz Sharif
• EXCLUSIVE: Hello, Simon Cowell II: X Factor supremo WILL name son after himself!
• Richard Meddings in surprise exit from Standard Chartered after boardroom split
• Grand jury indicts Indian diplomat accused of lying about how much she paid 'slave' housekeeper - but she's already 'fled the US'
• The ladies of Orange Is the New Black swap their prison jumpsuits for designer duds in romantic ELLE spread
• Government approves new TV channel rating system
• Tesco and Morrisons lose out to discounters as they report sharp falls in sales
• Support pours in for suspended Mumbai professor
• Dancing With The Stars' J.R. Martinez 'splits from girlfriend just 18 months after she delivers his baby'
• Sure to get a WOLF whistle! Amy Willerton flashes her underwear and pert derriere in a sheer sequin gown at Wolf Of Wall Street premiere
• DIPP likely to seek 100 per cent FDI in railways
• CBB's Luisa Zissman and Jasmine Waltz take 'lesbian' game plan to whole new level with sexy workout
• Married police officer who had sex with girl, 14, after texting that it would be 'as bad as the paedophiles I'm trying to catch' is jailed
• 'I was the poster child for being both skinny and unhealthy': Cameron Diaz on how her teenage love for junk food caused painful acne
• Police question DU English professor over 'links to Maoists'
• Florida pizzeria offers Everglades pie topped with alligator, frog and PYTHON
• From Snoopgate to the Ishrat Jahan 'fake encounter', a host of crucial cases are stuck in red tape limbo
• Eastern promise! Hopes growing in the Midlands with giants Derby, Leicester and Forest desperate to mix it in the top flight
• Man living with his fiancée's family 'methodically bludgeoned to death SEVEN of their cats'
• Sam Turner's tips: All the best bets for Friday, January 10
• The Ox is back! England winger completes first half in Arsenal U21s win at Fulham
• RAISINA TATTLE: Ministers get a laugh over population control
• Poyet confirms Sunderland interest in THREE Argentinians... as the first of Di Canio's 13 summer signings leaves
• Boy, 2, died after his brain tumour went undiagnosed for several weeks despite being seen by doctors in two hospitals
• MARTIN SAMUEL: This is getting ridiculous. Hapless Hammers could sleepwalk over a cliff again
• Police now think Maryland road rage killing could be connected to the unsolved shooting death of a Kentucky state trooper
• Police arrest suspects off GPS clues for triple murder of two teens and their father in New Year's Eve home invasion
• Paws for thought! Watch the moment an adorable polar bear cub takes his first ever steps (with just a few wobbles)
• A league of their own! England put faith in code-breakers as battle for No 10 hots up
• Capital gets a new Chief Secretary
• Sting is king in Kejriwal's Delhi: Mail Today goes shopping for spycams after CM tells aam aadmi to expose the corrupt
• Raj Thackeray insists Modi should have resigned as Gujarat CM
• Nine-months-pregnant model who left Victoria's Secret for God reveals she will be having a home birth - and her husband will be delivering the baby
• Watching in style! Bayern cruise to victory in Doha friendly in front of pampered guests
• Aguero's video nasty for defenders as Man City striker shows he's ready to join the goal rush
• Former doctor charged with nine counts of murder for illegally prescribing drugs to patients who overdosed
• Top of the crops! Kendall Jenner shows off her tiny waist and endless legs in yellow cut off sweater and miniskirt for Fashion Police appearance
• She cleans up well! Lady Victoria Hervey displays her lean bikini body while picking up trash on the beach
• Boy, 2, drowned in family pool as his parents got ready for their wedding day
• Battle of the busts! Daisy Lowe finds an unlikely red carpet rival in Karren Brady as they display a generous level of cleavage at Wolf Of Wall Street premiere
• Modi takes swipe at PM and calls on NRIs to 'engage in the political process wherever you are'
• Movin' on... down: Tori Spelling rents smaller house as she uproots family of six for THIRD time in two years
• Family doctor is cleared of groping a patient's breast after evidence found to be 'unreliable'
• Six-month-old puppy Zeus caused explosion that shattered windows and set fire to sofa when it chewed through a 'can of Lynx DEODORANT'
• Pictured: The moment panicked Anne Hathaway got caught in riptide and screamed for help in choppy Hawaii waters
• Flood-ravaged Kedarnath must be cleared using 'green blasting' and rebuilt from scratch, say scientists
• The Heat Is On! Eagles guitarist Glenn Frey, 65, spotted buying XXX pornographic magazines at LA newsstand
• Donaldson on course for a Ryder Cup ticket just seven years after losing his Tour card
• NJ governor's no-nonsense candor at Bridgegate press conference is everything Obama and Clinton lack -- if it doesn't come back to haunt him, say GOP insiders
• AAP is the new third Front: Kejriwal effect reverberates across the country
• Muzaffarnagar riots commission ransacked by armed 'inquiry officers'
• Managed to tear yourself away from him then! Newlywed Kaley Cuoco heads out for coffee without husband Ryan Sweeting
• Flooded? Not a lot! Defiant Paul Daniels tells fans he and wife Debbie McGee are prepared for deluge as Thames breaks its banks around their multi-million-pound home
• General V.K. Singh summoned by J&K panel after no-show
• SP legislator thrashes government official in UP
• The spy who clothed me: Former Russian agent Anna Chapman launches her own fashion range
• On a Koffee date: Vidya and Farhan dish the dirt on their new film Shaadi Ke Side Effects
• Martinez keen to reward Coleman with a new deal after defender's superb season
• West Brom name Mel as head coach as Spaniard replaces Clarke at the Hawthorns
• What a comeback! David Bowie is nominated for two Brit Awards as Ellie Goulding is up for three prizes...including two for Best Single
• X marks the spot! MailOnline picks out this year's hottest Xbox One exclusives (but there's still plenty coming for the 360)
• Caught on CCTV: Moment landlord defended himself against four masked robbers who broke into his pub and tied up a member of staff
• EXCLUSIVE: Brave orphan daughter of Miss Venezuela shot dead in brutal robbery is told about parents' murder and 'will attend funeral'
• Sallu and Madz defend Saifu Mahotsav performance that raised Rs 25 lakh for charity
• Are these hypnotic paving slabs causing pedestrians to fall over? Multi-coloured pavement 'confusing those with dementia and could cause epileptic fits'
• Teen who survived 2 plane crashes - one that killed mother and siblings and another that killed his father - sinks first shot during inspiring basketball career comeback
• 'We will get better': Rooney pleads with United fans to show patience during troubled times
• Forget once-in-a-lifetime, Britons return to exotic holiday destinations again and again
• Glamorous Russian TV presenter strip searched at U.S. airport after 'explosives' wrongly traced on her fingers
• Suspected drug-dealing couple leave waitress crystal meth as a tip after dinner and drinks at a 'classy' Oregon steakhouse
• Simply sparkling! Gabrielle Union shows off diamond engagement ring as she makes low key arrival into LAX, while fiancé Dwyane Wade parties in NYC
• Neutrals learning to love revamped Sarries who are providing the backbone for England
• Moodunnit? Police baffled after 11 dead cows wash up on Danish and Swedish beaches
• Yahoo 'hires private investigator to find brilliant programmer, 28,' who's been missing since New Year's Day
• Four-time engaged Bachelorette star Emily Maynard showcases her FIVE diamond-studded bands in North Carolina
• Centre finally admits wrongdoing in coal scam but insists it was acting in the 'national interest'
• Tranmere midfielder Thompson staying positive after completing his first stages of chemotherapy
• Boy, 4, found dead in Manhattan bathtub 'was burned and beaten by transgender babysitter for weeks after he was left by his dad'
• Margot Robbie keeps her killer body under wraps in a two-tone scarlet gown as she joins Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill at The Wolf of Wall Street premiere
• Courtois will discuss Chelsea future with Mourinho... but warns he won't sit on the bench
• Is there anything she can't do? Hilaria Baldwin dusts while holding rigid yoga pose... and then stands on her head
• Grand Slam legends assemble in Melbourne to guide charges to Aussie Open glory
• He can even sleep standing up! Four-year-old boy's extreme napping abilities revealed in adorable photo series
• Playing peacemaker! Olympic champ Joshua splits up screen legends Stallone and De Niro at launch of new boxing comedy Grudge Match
• Council forced to hand back £1m to 17,000 drivers fined for illegally using its new bus lanes because they were 'confusing and weren't signposted properly'
• Teenage boy accused of raping Daisy Coleman will NOT be charged with sex assault as he pleads guilty to just a misdemeanor... and judge says all he has to do is say sorry
• 'It's BS!' Kris Jenner slams Kardashian rumours as she reveals that she's 'best friends' with Bruce but hates the ponytail
• Yeddy returns to BJP and promises party's comeback in Karnataka
• Fire chief hit former professional footballer with a baseball bat after discovering he was having an affair with his wife
• EUROZONE LIVE: Real Madrid v Osasuna - follow all the Copa del Rey action here
• All he wanted for Christmas! Tom Daley posts a cute snap of him enjoying a romantic festive break with boyfriend Dustin Lance Black
• Super-volcanoes are like giant BEACH BALLS: Bouncy magma is the secret behind enormous eruptions - and could mean we are due one sooner than thought
• 'Everybody's got some nutcase in their closet': Julia Roberts on secrets, hanging out with George Clooney and beating up Meryl Streep
• Engineering student held for selling drugs in Patna
• Saints fans have nothing to worry about as Pochettino says he's going nowhere
• Good influence: Kim Kardashian 'becoming generous thanks to Kanye West as she picks up habit of sending fancy flowers'
• Former F1 driver Irvine sentenced to six months in prison after Italian nightclub brawl
• Bali is the best holiday spot for Britons on a budget, but prices are sky-high Down Under
• New threat in Jharkhand: Security forces on alert as Maoists upgrade to remote control bombs
• Mystery at Chhattisgarh school as leopard sneaks into LOCKED classroom and hides under a desk
• Home, sweet home! Julianna Margulies shows off her exquisitely decorated Manhattan apartment
• 'I was seconds from suicide': This Morning's Matt Johnson on how a nasty accident and his split from The One Show's Alex Jones drove him to the brink
• Wenger knows Walcott will return 'as strong as ever' after devastating knee injury
• A slight drawback! Chile’s first drawbridge delayed after engineers realise at least one traffic deck has been fitted upside-down
• Tupac the musical! 18 years after he was slain in Vegas... iconic rapper Shakur is to be resurrected on Broadway
• Jessie J rocks a black minidress and a striking raven bob as she and Laura Whitmore lead the glamour at BRIT Awards Nominations Launch
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Beyonce sings along with fans at bar
• It's the limo-bility scooter: Record-breaking 10ft buggy comes with its own CD player, mini-bar and even DISCO LIGHTS
• India introduces all-female commando force to patrol the streets of Delhi in bid to combat surge in rapes
• Dream Academy: From Morrissey to Bowie - how I built Britain's coolest music venue
• Scientists discover switch that turns on fat busting genes - and it's triggered by EXERCISE
• Girl, three, left fighting for life after being crushed by car outside school 'when woman driver didn't see her'
• But will Romeo approve? David Beckham turns designer as he launches a children's underwear collection for H&M
• Delightfully eccentric as Sister Monica Joan in Call The Midwife, Judy Parfitt is deliciously indiscreet when the cameras stop rolling
• 'Diet pills landed me in a mental hospital': Woman sues health food store claiming insomnia caused by capsules led to a psychotic breakdown
• Wife dies 'of a broken heart’ three weeks after her husband succumbed to cancer leaving their three children orphans
• Married mother-of-four, 36, charged with rape of 15-year-old boy as police investigate 'second family member victim'
• How bubbles in your bath predict HURRICANES: Movement of soap suds mimic the beginnings of cyclones
• Female NYU professor accused of stalking Citigroup's chief economist has appeal rejected and will now face trial
• Would you invest in a fund at 90% off? Discounts on investment trusts hit record lows, but investors can still hunt for value
• Cheers! Off-duty Texas firefighter uses shaken cans of Coors BEER to extinguish truck blaze
• Fashion bromance: Scott Disick dons the same $3K Ermanno Scervino fur coat as Kanye West
• Punks, posers, a smoke and a pint: Life on London Underground beautifully caught on camera in the 1970s and 80s
• Picture This: IN THE LIBRARY: A WORLD HISTORY BY JAMES W.P. CAMPBELL
• Were storms really caused by climate change? Environment Secretary Owen Paterson refuses to back Cameron's claim
• Lean, mean, fighting-fit machine Clarke hunting down early leader Jacquelin at Volvo Golf Champions
• Father of 22 children by 11 women is spared jail to look after baby
• From Hollywood stars demanding cocaine to waterboarding terror suspects: The CIA's top lawyer tells all in a new book about his three decades at the intelligence agency
• Men are here to stay: DNA analysis reveals that the Y chromosome is not dying out
• Proper gatherings of farming folk are dying out, says Monty, and twee modern versions are replacing them
• Find out WHAT BOOK left novelist HELEN DUNMORE cold
• BERNARD TOMIC: I'm desperate to team up with Federer, Raonic is my best mate and I'd love to eat a McFlurry with Tyson and Tiger
• Coffee DOESN'T dehydrate us: A few cups a day are 'as hydrating as water'
• Boys in brew: Police caught on camera making tea and eating biscuits in suspect's office while he was locked in a cell
• Woman doctor probed after couple claim she 'pushed their terminally ill daughter over the edge' by telling her in graphic detail how she was going to die
• Fiddle-dee-dee! Why Scarlett is the girl for me: HOW TO BE A HEROINE: OR WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM READING TOO MUCH BY SAMANTHA ELLIS
• 'She was the apple of my eye. I miss her every day': Heartbreaking words of parents who lost their daughter, two, to rare and aggressive cancer they thought was a winter virus
• So Brave! Jessica Chastain transforms into feisty Scottish warrior Princess Merida in new Disney portrait
• An Asian family grilling celebrities in their front room? The Kumars At No 42 was a surprise global hit 12 years ago, and its stars say this time round it's even cheekier
• Police hunting for tiger that has killed four villagers in 12 days after escaping animal reserve
• How well did you do in our Literary Quiz?
• 'Wives cannot afford to put enough decent food on the table': Bankrupt BNP leader Nick Griffin launches cookery show with guide on how to make cheap British stew
• Landlord has put the house up for sale and wants us out by February but we're only four months into our contract. Can he do this?
• Tomb of pharaoh Sobekhotep I discovered: Enormous 3,800-year-old tomb weighing 60 tonnes is at last identified
• Junk food makes children fat - even if they play sport: Those with the worst diets 'have the roundest stomachs'
• Desperate Chinese students tie their hair to ceiling to stop themselves falling asleep as they revise through the night
• Collecting the Barclays prize money already? City boss Pellegrini follows up West Ham mauling by counting the readies
• Young daughter films mother and father being assaulted by supermarket security staff who falsely accused them of stealing during holiday in Spain
• And God Created... Kate Upton! The Sports Illustrated beauty is the image of young Brigitte Bardot in lingerie cover shoot for V
• Make-up free Jennifer Garner, 41, shows off her natural beauty and youthful complexion while running errands
• FOOTBALL 9-5: Follow all the news with Sportsmail's live rolling service
• Seven million CPP misselling victims to receive £1.3billion payout after compensation deal is given the green light
• 'I'm wearing women's underwear... Please don't tell anyone': Inside the head of... James Blunt
• 'I'm not gay!': Anton du Beke on the misapprehension he wishes he could erase
• Did Night Nurse make Red Arrows pilot die? RAF ace accidentally ejected himself on tarmac after taking flu medication
• Slim mother-of-four devours 72oz steak in less than 3 MINUTES to smash world record (and she still has room for fries!)
• Foster Farms poultry plant that was infested with COCKROACHES is closed by the USDA
• Ings on Rodgers' radar as Liverpool keep an eye on prolific £8m Burnley striker
• Video shows shocking moment vicious gang attacked pensioner, 66, when he got off a bus after taunting him because he didn't have any ears
• A book on cookery? It'll never catch on: COOKING PEOPLE BY SOPHIA WAUGH
• Shouldn't they call it Babybook? Two thirds of parents ONLY post on Facebook about their children (but block others who do so)
• Now there's a smart BABYGROW: Parents can monitor a baby's breathing rate, temperature and sleep pattern using their smartphone
• The day that changed Tony Blackburn's life: The veteran DJ, 70, on how his first job on pirate radio sent his career in a very different direction...
• French chef raided by police after banning Pakistanis from his restaurant… in Pakistan
• Real-life robot wars! Meet the invincible cyborg soldiers that can fly, run and even drive - and they're ready to fight our battles NOW
• Christian school teacher and pastor fired after deciding to live 2014 as an atheist
• Laudrup preparing Swansea to face United backlash just days after humiliating Moyes' boys in FA Cup win at Old Trafford
• De Gea says United team-mates are going into Fergie time as struggling squad stay late after training in a bid to end poor form
• It'll be all light on the night: It's candles only at the Bard's second home... and Bond girl Gemma Arterton wouldn't have it any other way
• Pregnant Florida woman with bizarre obsession with Harry Styles blames her HORMONES for violent attack on a woman, 57, in an argument about butter
• 'I was speaking in honesty!' Rodgers defends referee comments after £8,000 FA fine
• Prankster hacked into man's Facebook account while he was in hospital for a routine operation and told everyone he'd DIED
• Larry King facing embarrassment with new book that will dredge up his past arrest
• Kim Jong-un's aunt is alive in a vegetative state after an operation on a brain tumour, say reports in South Korea
• The families sending relatives to nursing homes in THAILAND: Care is 'cheaper and often better in Asia', they say
• Taylor Swift shares video of herself nearly breaking VMA Moonman moments after receiving trophy in the mail
• PIERS MORGAN: The third ball crashed into my back... I heard a loud crack. Never a good noise
• We're all selfie-obsessed! Over 17 million self-portraits uploaded to social media every week - with over-55s taking more than those aged 18-24
• Supercomputer that beat Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings gets $1B investment to become cloud service that will help you do almost ANYTHING
• Kristen Stewart goes topless and cracks a rare smile in behind-the-scenes video of her Balenciaga Rosabotanica advert
• Parents reunited with the baby NINE MONTHS after she was taken by social workers convinced their father was a terrorist
• 'Heartbroken' and 'blindsided' Christie fires aide and insists he knew nothing about 'Bridgegate' during epic two-hour press conference in face of calls for criminal probe
• 'She was my only one': Burmese refugee father whose 7-year-old daughter 'was raped and beaten to death by their neighbor, 26' breaks down at 'killer's' trial
• 'So excited for our next routine': Ray Quinn gives taster of things to come as he rehearses with Dancing on Ice partner Maria Filippov
• CRAIG BROWN: Symphony for the devil: How the terror of Leningrad inspired Shostakovich
• Shia LaBeouf reveals he was asked to send pictures of his private parts to secure role in Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac
• Fashion & beauty: why French women don't need facelifts
• 'Hello world. F***, that hurt': Mother live-tweets and shares intimate photos from her own home birth in a bid to shed light on the 'primal and mysterious' experience
• Nightclub boss 'kidnapped by three lapdancers after he failed to pay them £42,000 for entertaining people during Cheltenham Festival'
• She's moving on! Khloe Kardashian lists Tarzana love nest she once shared with Lamar Odom for $5.5m
• Soft landing! First ever inflatable ski suit designed in bid to make winter trips safer
• Feeling swell! Gerard Butler set to take on surfer role played by Patrick Swayze in remake of Point Break... thanks to his honed body
• When baths were avocado - and phones had cords: THE GREAT INDOORS BY BEN HIGHMORE
• Standard Chartered's finance director Richard Meddings steps down amid changes at Asia-focused bank
• Lewandowski to hire BODYGUARDS to protect him from irate Dortmund fans ahead of switch to rivals Bayern Munich
• OLLY SMITH: January's grim enough without banishing the booze - just find wines that don't have such an alcoholic kick
• Fancy a 1,000% pay cut? SWP stays at QPR... no-one else can afford his wages
• (Pretty much) Flawless! Cheryl Cole pays tribute to idol Beyonce by emulating dance moves in front of stunning South African vista
• Firefighters break down in tears as they walk out of Britain's oldest fire station for the last time before it is converted into luxury flats
• Vast nationwide prostitution ring promised women a luxury lifestyle but subjected them to 'modern-day slavery' where they were branded with bar codes
• Start SPREADING the news: Butter consumption at a 40 year high thanks to trans fats backlash
• 'I just want to find a guy that’s not afraid to walk into a room with me': Woman with dwarfism sobs as she tells This Morning of her struggle to find love
• King Solomon's treasures revealed: Newly translated Hebrew text lists legendary riches - including the Ark of the Covenant
• Sunderland close in on Vergini as Poyet targets reinforcements for relegation battle
• New judge Kylie Minogue says she'll stop at nothing to win the new series of The Voice, as all four judges let rip
• A girl's gotta eat! Alex Gerrard shows off her pert derriere in gym leggings before stocking up on groceries at the supermarket
• Hospital apologises for 'botched' operation which left new mother with a surgical packing TAMPON stitched inside her
• 'Spinning bulks your thighs': Tracy Anderson on how the trendy workout could actually make you GAIN weight
• Play house: This interior designer's stable conversion is full of thrills, spills and unexpected twists
• Gang 'snatched 13-year-old runaway off the street and forced her into prostitution and nude dancing at South Beach strip club'
• Satanist nurse who posed next to DEAD PENSIONERS then asked Facebook friends to guess if they were alive is fined £800
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• French court rules Kazakh tycoon who once accused Prince Andrew of accepting £15m of laundered money for his home should be extradited over bank fraud
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• As Flower and Co arrive home, Prior admits England stars lacked 'respect' during the Ashes
• Hardest partying models in town: David Gandy and Oliver Cheshire hit the LCM fashion parties for second day in a row
• The Only Way Is Pampering! TOWIE's Chloe Sims updates her Essex uniform with flowing ombre hair extensions and a brand new fringe
• STEPHEN GLOVER: It's time Dave and George gave the traitorous Cleggie and Cable a biff on the hooter
• Back in a flash! Sonja Morgan heralds Real Housewives Of New York return by exposing her underwear
• We just can't let it continue! Big Sam feeling the pressure after Man City demolition
• Modern Family to go Down Under: Sofia Vergara and co-stars to film vacation episode in Australia
• A shadow of his former self... Clarke reveals new slimline look for Durban return
• Not so breezy riders! Anne Hathaway and husband Adam Shulman look glum as they cycle in Hawaii together
• 'I was completely surprised!' Gabrielle Union dishes on Dwyane Wade's romantic marriage proposal as she moves on from love child drama
• Why I now admire Mandy Rice-Davies, by Viscount Astor: Cameron's father-in-law tells of reconciliation with showgirl involved in Profumo scandal
• Red hot: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon cosy up for magazine cover while he cites spirituality as the key to happy marriage
• I've fought child abuse all my life, but banning kisses from granny shows we've lost the plot, says ESTHER RANTZEN
• 'Her healing begins today': Family of Jahi McMath say teenager is finally getting nutrition she needs after being declared brain dead a month ago
• Like mother, like son! Sharon Stone and son Roan sport similar blonde crops as they shop for toys
• Shampooches: What a difference a wash and a blow dry make at the dog parlour
• England spared Johnson onslaught as Aussies rest Ashes hero (but not for long...)
• 'He said he chose them to go with my eyes': Kyle Sandilands, 42, showers much younger model girlfriend, 22, with expensive diamond and sapphire earrings
• The mood was so flat no one had the heart for a fight at Prime Minister's Questions, writes QUENTIN LETTS
• Smalling sorry after attending fancy-dress party in 'suicide bomber' outfit... and here's the picture that caused the storm
• Novels reflect bleak times: Books become gloomier for a decade after a recession
• Just like Happy Feet Two: Penguins forced to climb 100ft walls of ice as warm temperatures mean they have to leave traditional breeding grounds
• Bringing in the churchbells: Learning of the knocks van Dijk has taken, it's little wonder he spent Hogmanay in worship
• CRAIG BROWN: Why do models look like they're sucking lemons?
• Stripping her way to the top! Ashley Benson reveals she wore JUST a bikini to win Spring Breakers role as she posts racy audition picture
• 'I'm starving... for t*tties!' Workaholics star Anders Holm announces son's birth by sharing humourous video of newborn
• Webb photobombs fellow officials in tunnel before City batter West Ham at the Etihad
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• Man the pumps Parky, the Celeb Riviera's up the creek! Some of the UK's most exclusive homes are now under threat from flooding
• Leinster chief blasts 'unprofessional' ERC as Blues approach European fixture pile-up
• Mommy's day out! Evan Rachel Wood sports a softer look in russet sweater while out to lunch with her baby boy and mom
• Clarifications and corrections
• IRB put the boot into rebel regions with refusal to back unapproved competitions