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• PM faces 20 Tory rebels in poll over EU referendum: MPs want Cameron to hold vote on membership before 2015 election
• Get ready to sob... it's the John Lewis Christmas advert: Tear-jerking commercial tells story of hare making sure his bear best friend doesn't miss out on the big day
• Louisville's Kevin Ware makes triumphant comeback to court 220 days after his horror leg break as he scores a 3-pointer with his first touch
• Third of vulnerable patients get no help with hospital food: Many are too frail to open packaging as it's revealed 30million meals are thrown away each year
• Diary of the damned: Never seen before, a lost diary of the Great War so brutally vivid you'll feel YOU are there in the trenches
• Her beautiful bundle of joy! Kim Kardashian showers little North with love while Kanye West pushes the stroller on family outing
• That's not a winter look! Una Foden ramps up the sex appeal in PVC top as The Saturdays switch on Bristol's Christmas lights
• JAMIE REDKNAPP: Big day for Rodriguez is the perfect reward for his impressive performances
• Mystery deepens over missing Wisconsin woman found in Mexico after nine years: Police say she ran away willingly with older boyfriend and didn't tell them she'd been drugged and kidnapped
• Obama says 'sorry' for healthcare shambles and his broken promises on medical insurance cancellations
• McNamara in selection controversy as the England coach opts to REST Roby and Widdop ahead of crunch tie against Fiji
• Bad Santa: Alleged burglar gets caught halfway down chimney after running out of money for booze
• So, what is it that Mr Blair has to hide? Asks DOMINIC SANDBROOK
• 'We're dear friends!' Johnny Galecki on his secret two-year romance with Big Bang Theory co-star Kaley Cuoco
• A Midsummer day's nightmare: Sheridan Smith leaves her West End production on crutches after suffering a mystery foot injury
• Anastacia makes first public appearance after double mastectomy... to accept award for raising breast cancer awareness
• 'Just when you thought I was dead!' Judi Dench resurrects Bond favourite M for Funny or Die sketch mocking the MPAA
• Aguero enjoys an evening at the tennis... but City star can't cheer fellow Argentine Del Potro to victory against Djokovic
• Hit film makes us look like villains, say nuns: Judi Dench movie Philomena 'twisted the truth'
• Fraternity pledge, 19, loses a testicle in 'hazing ritual' where he was struck with a knotted towel in his privates and rubbed with Icy Hot - but he insists it was a 'freak accident'
• Weekend birth warning: Maternity staff shortages put babies at 13% higher risk of harm than during the week
• I will keep faith with Hart... not crush him, insists England boss Hodgson
• Scotland 22 USA 8: Unbeatable Bravehearts score 22 unanswered points as USA fall to their first defeat of the tournament
• With Britain's population set to grow by 10 million... The dangerous liberal myth that it's racist to want to curb immigration
• The death knell for widows' pensions: Over 1m in private sector could lose historic right to spouse's benefits
• Khloe Kardashian looks grim in black workout gear after sharing message about 'suffering' and 'loss'... hasn't been seen with Lamar Odom in 10 days
• Google mistress's love doodle: Sergey Brin's 27-year-old lover posts show romance is still on
• Chris Brown countersues Frank Ocean's cousin who claims singer beat him over a parking spot at recording studio
• Murray added to Froch-Groves bill as middleweight's trip to Australia is scrapped
• Celtic launch investigation into Amsterdam violence which marred Ajax clash
• Second witness stands by Unite vote-rigging claim: Decision piles more pressure on Miliband to reopen inquiry into the scandal
• 'He's a deadbeat dad': Sarah Palin slams Levi Johnston who wants equal custody of her grandson... and lets slip he owes $66,000 in child support
• Rise of nip and tuck tourism: Nearly a third of Brits who opt for cosmetic surgery now have their operation abroad
• Confident in her skin! Nene Leakes, 45, is youthful sans make-up as she shows off her 20lbs weight loss in tight jeans
• Hazard pays price for passport blunder following trip to former club Lille
• Diminutive diva! Christina Ricci shows off slim waist and toned legs in sexy new shoot ...as she reveals she 'hates wearing a bra'
• Hodgson counting his blessings now the Saints are marching into the England squad
• MARKET REPORT: Gold slides as the eurozone slashes interest rates to whip markets into a frenzy
• Rihanna's growing gallery of body art: Singer, 25, shows off her 19 inkings in Barbados
• Kristen Bell shows off her slim post-pregnancy figure in chic attire while filming a beach scene for House of Lies
• Tress stress: Kate Moss has a hair-raising moment in the wind as she leaves the salon with brighter locks
• BBC lost £100m on travel guide flop: Corporation's commercial arm accused of getting 'carried away' with 'highly optimistic' plans for Lonely Planet series
• Elliot the cat SURVIVES being impaled by an arrow in 'target practice attack'
• Peter Scudamore: McCoy is a man addicted to winning
• Predator's glamor model girlfriend arrested in massive child porn bust
• Gerrard shock: Stevie will quit England after World Cup to prolong his Liverpool career, says Rodgers
• Would you wear deodorant that smells like BACON? Food company releases meaty musk for people who 'sweat like pigs'
• I'm proof older women CAN work in TV, says Kay Burley, 52, as she marks 28 years in front of the camera
• Planning a party? Leggy Ashley Greene shops for balloons before lugging home bags of takeout food
• Jennifer Garner displays her slender frame in fitted jeans as she tenderly cradles pajama-clad son Samuel
• Kylie Minogue steals the show at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards in a sweeping flamenco themed dress from Nina Ricci
• Chivers told me to keep going at half-time, reveals Defoe after breaking Spurs' European scoring record
• Not nice to see you... Brucie is accosted by a beggar during short break in Florence
• McCoy, the humble hero of the weighing room, seals his place in history
• Are you sure it's going to be fixed within weeks, Mr. President? This is Obamacare website riddled with garbled messages today
• Djokovic overcomes second-set blip to book place in semi-finals with win over Del Potro
• Martinez refuses to apologise to AVB following Lukaku collision and reveals Everton are still waiting for Soldado call
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Phone-hacking? You can be done for that, Mr Bond
• 'I'll rip his f****** throat out': New crazy video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford threatening to kill someone emerges just one day after he admitted to smoking crack
• Art snobs sneer at amateurs like me - but painting makes me glad I'm alive: Survivor ANDREW MARR on a life-changing passion
• Former chairman Marcus Agius retains consultancy role at Barclays as he secures six-month extension
• Naughty or nice? A festive Lea Michele leads her fellow Gleeks in a Christmas-themed episode dressed as elves
• Justin Bieber caught with his trousers down as he checks out pretty fans in Argentina... after THAT intimate video of him in bed is leaked by Brazilian girl
• Motorbike crash victim declared dead at 30 toasts his 107TH birthday: Oldest man in Wales puts his long life down to 'sheer luck'
• Good news is good news: European markets boosted as US shares defy concerns that Fed might pull the plug on cheap money
• Father emailed neighbors about his plans to shoot dead 9-year-old son and kill himself but NO ONE intervened
• I've never been a widow before - what should I do? Desolate at the loss of her soulmate of 46 years, JAN ROBINSON asked other grieving women how to cope. In a new book, she shares their life affirming wisdom
• Allardyce remains coy over swoop for Defoe as possible transfer divides opinion among Hammers fans
• From the 'monkey cage' to stardom: How wonder boy Ozil grew into grand master
• Trying to tell us something? Pregnant Katherine Kelly shows off her bump in baby pink dress at Virgin Media Shorts Awards
• Take him! Villa boss Lambert tips Celtic star stopper Forster to make it to the World Cup with England... but not as No 1
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Cara Delevingne flies in for her big movie break
• Cruel robber left 96-year-old bleeding in casino car park after knocking him to the ground so he could steal from him
• Mom arrested for letting her NINE-YEAR-OLD son drive her car while she was inside - with a five-year-old passenger
• 'She's not supporting other women': Lingerie-clad Selena Gomez hits back at singer Lorde after she accuses ex-Disney stars of being 'anti-feminist'
• His eyes were as impenetrable as lavatory glass: QUENTIN LETTS on a riveting PR exercise
• Man claims to have Constitutional right to take up-skirt shots of women on the subway
• Boy, 3, dies after police handcuff and taser his stepfather to STOP him from running into burning home to save his child
• RBS fined £128m by US regulators for mis-selling toxic mortgages before the financial crisis
• In mourning: Scott Disick 'extremely sad' by sudden loss of his mother Bonnie, 63, as he attends funeral with Kourtney Kardashian
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Downton's Lady Rose dances to a new tune as Cinderella
• Arsenal line up January swoop for United's Hernandez to ease striker worries
• Pedal power boost for Halfords as high demand for bikes helps sales race past expectations
• Want to earn more than men? Work part-time: How women with five to 35 hours per week have a higher income than their male counterparts
• Doctor who met patients at a Starbucks to prescribe massive doses of pain medications defends himself from jail
• 'Some creations can't be controlled': RoboCop Joel Kinnaman turns against his makers... as giant androids trawl the streets in action-packed second trailer
• 'I'm overwhelmed!' Woman finds out she's pregnant with second set of triplets in less than two years - taking her family to seven
• 'F****** do the hokey cokey!' Outtakes from The Silence of the Lambs show Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins in fits of giggles behind scenes of horror classic
• Morrisons in need of some festive cheer as sales continue to fall amid strong competition
• Teenage maid makes fresh torture claims against BSP MP Dhananjay Singh and his wife
• ALEX BRUMMER: There is backing for a digital winner as Twitter shares soar
• Federer disagrees with Djokovic and insists drug testing must be more frequent and vigorous in wake of Troicki scandal
• GEORGE NORTH: Wales are on the start line of a two-year race to the World Cup... it's time we beat a southern hemisphere side
• From world leaders to Hollywood stars, everyone's setting a date with Delhi ahead of the 2014 polls
• Father sues child shrink after she labels him an unfit parent for not taking his son to McDonald's
• A very modern Madonna and Child: Iconic image gets a revamp with touching moment interrupted by an iPhone
• It's a bunny old game! Shortwood striker reveals he almost became a rabbit handler... for a 61-year-old former Playboy pin-up
• SuperGroup back in fashion as shares rise after 20% jump in retail sales
• Who else? David Beckham is named most stylish man at German GQ Men Of The Year Awards
• It's Matt Da-AHHHHHH-mon! Thrill-seeking actor takes a spin on Cars ride at Disneyland with family
• 'People are too hyper-sensitive': Member of Jamaican bobsled team calls coach to say he was FLATTERED by blackface Cool Runnings costume
• Jay Z 'investigated for violating MLBPA regulations' after he gave $34,000 watch to Yankee second baseman Robinson Cano
• Woof! Amanda Holden leads the glamour in prom-style dress as she enjoys a cuddle with a dog at the Collars And Coats Ball
• World snooker No 1 Robertson goes head-to-head with Chelsea captain Terry in game of pool... But who came out on top?
• Didi red-faced after 'picture of Naxalism founder' is used in advert for state savings scheme
• Rihanna sips from a STILETTO as she kicks up her heels in Barbados
• MARTIN KEOWN: It's not all about their firepower... Arsenal's defence is a solid unit
• Commuters at risk on Delhi Metro as safety audit finds 'several' security failings
• New Qashqai means Sunderland Nissan plant now makes more cars than the whole of Italy - but boss warns exit from EU could spell end for UK presence
• How Alec Baldwin tried to make a terrible film - and struck gold
• Tottenham 2 Sheriff 1: Spurs through as Defoe breaks Chivers' Euro scoring record
• Easy does it! Ashlee Simpson goes overboard with the make-up as she totters into new Hollywood hotspot with boyfriend Evan Ross
• RAISINA TATTLE: Congress old guard take charge
• 'I was very, very nervous': Portia de Rossi opens up about making her public debut with Ellen DeGeneres 'as a gay woman' during candid new chat
• Romance is back! Fallen giants Wimbledon and Coventry chase FA Cup glory again
• California high school asked to abandon 'offensive' Arab mascot
• Saffron surge in four states: Survey shows Sheila is on course in Delhi and Modi is first choice for PM
• Chinese flask made for an emperor and discovered in a British stately home sells for £1.5m
• Aviva survives the St Jude's storm with claims of just £10m
• 'I'm innocent': Man denies killing PC Keith Blakelock during 1985 Broadwater Farm riots
• On a wing and a prayer: Injuries hand under-fire Ashton one final chance to rescue his England career from free-fall
• C'est un scandale! French drivers are worst offenders for unpaid parking tickets in London with more than £1m owed
• R Prasad on... Joseph Stalin
• Delhi voters favour Sheila but want rid of Congress, poll shows
• Economy grows at faster pace than expected during the summer
• Tanning salon forced to remove Thanksgiving-themed ad for Native American 'sexy skin color' after it is branded 'offensive and tasteless'
• It's Modi vs Sonia in Bastar: Big beasts lock horns in battle for Chhattisgarh votes
• Rahul wants panchayats to have more power
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, November 8
• A diamond in the rough: De Beers could be Anglo-American's gem even with mining's high costs
• Hold out at Old Trafford, then Arsene's reborn Arsenal side can start to believe
• Mormon doctor accused of killing his wife 'pretended to be married to his mistress so they could exchange love letters while both in jail'
• Out of this world: Jaw-dropping special effects, stellar turns from George Clooney and Sandra Bullock and even some real science - Houston, we have a hit...
• THIRD Tesla Model S catches fire... this time in the middle of a Tennessee Highway
• Agbonlahor ready to end career at Villa, as fan-favourite forward prepares for contract talks with Lambert
• LIVE: Djokovic v Del Potro - All the action from the O2 Arena as it happened
• Man claims his WIFE masterminded plan to plant drugs on PTA volunteer at his son's school and he had no knowledge of it
• Wilson wants perfect 10 as Bath prop prepares for scrum showdown against Pumas
• Deer impaled with arrow shot by blundering hunt is spotted searching for food after wildlife officials fail to catch injured animal
• Time for her close up: Ageless Melanie Sykes looks radiant as she shows off new piercings in make-up free 'selfie'
• Nigerian diplomat sent 'offensive' texts to senior police over Goa murder, claims state's chief minister
• Rabri misses jailed Lalu this Chhath festival
• Christmas, Paltrow style: Gwyneth decks the halls with Prada at unveiling of festive window display in luxury Parisian store
• How much did that cost? 'Cash-strapped' Tori Spelling throws lavish cowboy-themed birthday party for kids
• Step back in time: Amazing pictures show how New York's Lower East Side has been transformed into the set for a new TV series based in the early 1900s
• Chilling body camera footage shows police shooting ex-NFL player 'who was threatening to stab his girlfriend'
• Sun unleashes its most powerful solar flare of the year - just days after it sent 28 flares erupting through space in a week
• MY BIZ: S&P warns India faces junk credit rating
• ALBUM OF THE WEEK: Is the Lady Gaga show running out of steam?
• 'I'm gonna get Jada pregnant': Will Smith declares plans to expand his family... just days before racy pictures surface of him with lingerie-clad co-star
• Double delight as Clark inspires Marlborough to win in historic fixture against Clifton College
• It's not just the NSA: The CIA is PAYING AT&T millions of dollars every year to get phone records of Americans
• 'My own brain is my main competition!' Abbey Clancy lifts the lid on her Strictly Come Dancing nerves as she prepares for the Charleston
• QUENTIN LETTS: Flirty French fancy gets the panto treatment
• Beauty queen Srishti's 'diamond' crown is a glass act
• HOWZZAT: A fictitious diary of Imran Khan
• QUENTIN LETTS: We've seen it all before, Ms Keeler
• Twinsies! Sarah Jessica Parker's girls wear cute matching sweatshirts on outing with dad Matthew Broderick
• For security's sake, economic policy must be based on intelligence assessments, not vice-versa
• VIDEO: Watch the fireworks as Kaymer launches Turkish Open in explosive fashion
• Burgess, Mossop and McIlorum in England squad for final World Cup group match against Fiji
• Eighth grade student suspended after refusing to take off designer purse he wears to 'express' himself
• Musharraf freed to appease Pakistan army
• SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND: A new era for old rivalries between United and Arsenal, Jol needs an SOS not the SAS and the romance of the FA Cup returns
• Kanye West pleads not guilty in paparazzo 'attack' case as he faces up to a year in jail
• Katie Holmes bonds with Suri while Tom Cruise fights to prove he didn't 'abandon' his daughter
• Tom Cruise reveals Suri is no longer a Scientologist… and admits religion DID play a part in Katie Holmes's divorce decision
• Umpire's decision ends Tendulkar's scratchy innings, but Rohit's ton leaves India in charge
• Torres dropped from Spain squad as Brazilian Diego Costa comes in for friendlies against Guinea and South Africa
• Rubin Kazan 1 Wigan 0: Latics' Euro hopes suffer setback as Kuzmin scores only goal
• THE LAHORE LOG: The response to the death of Mehsud reveals Pakistan's conflicted stance on terrorism
• Fetish club boss faces court accused of flogging slaves in front of a boy, 14, and inviting the youngster to have a go
• Kuban Krasnodar 1 Swansea 1: Groundhog day as late goal denies Welsh side again
• Two six-year-old girls who opened box of Weetabix discovered the cereal crawling with MAGGOTS
• WHIPLASH: Why we ignore festive casualties
• Perfect pins! TOWIE star Jessica Wright shows off her shapely legs as she steps out for a family dinner with boyfriend Ricky Rayment
• William follows in Diana's footsteps by donning full hospital scrubs to watch medics perform life-saving cancer surgery
• British hiker fell 1,000 feet to his death in Alps in front of his best friend, who was there to celebrate his 50th birthday, Manchester inquest hears
• Together at last! Rom-com favourites Rachel McAdams and Bradley Cooper give fans a first glimpse as they film new movie in Hawaii
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Lady Gaga to sing from the stars
• Legal blow to CBI as Gauhati High Court brands it 'unconstitutional'
• Police recover bodies of three missing advertising professionals from Nira River
• Woman visiting cemetery is stunned when man who was buried alive starts waving his arms around in grave
• VISUAL EDIT: Looking for a job? Go to Patna!
• She just can't wait for her go! Tamara Ecclestone tags along on another day out with sister Petra and her baby Lavinia
• Going green! O'Neill makes it official by posing for first picture with the Ireland shirt
• Narayan Sai's Mumbai ashram demolished after land grab
• Bangalore Police urged to fork out Rs 600,000 to illegally detained prisoners in high-profile bomb blast case
• Matt Lucas in the bath to Billy Connolly naked but for a bearskin rug: Our best comics put their face on for the camera
• Aussie opener Warner sends Ashes warning with rapid century for New South Wales
• Shots fired by armed police as they arrest suspect on busy dual carriageway during rush hour
• 'She's beautiful!' The emotional moment couple meet their adopted baby for the very first time on live television
• Keep up Big B! Amitabh Bachchan matches steps with Bebo and Imran on the set of KBC
• Would you pay nearly £1000 to have your SHOES tattooed? Designs by Amy Winehouse's body artist now on sale
• Nicki Minaj displays her bombshell hourglass shape in skintight garb as she models her Kmart clothing line
• Nail-painting robots and walking sticks that give you directions: Tokyo exhibits latest innovations to help the elderly
• Picture This: MAKE UP IS ART
• A 21st Century Santa's grotto: The Amazon warehouse getting ready for Mega Monday
• Rand Paul goes on the attack against GOP rival Chris Christie as Time magazine calls NJ Governor 'the elephant in the room'
• Janet's show stoppers: Pheasant with celery and apples cooked in cider
• Walmart REFUSING to honor sales made when computer glitch caused them to be massively under-priced
• Janet's show stoppers: Brown bread and toasted cobnut ice cream
• 'Brooke was extremely combative towards Denise': Mueller 'lashes out at Richards as emergency meeting is called over custody of her and Charlie Sheen's twins'
• 100 families hit by benefit cap were receiving the same each week as someone with a salary of £60,000
• Middle class? Wear red trews? You're in for it...: THE MAN WHO DROPPED THE LE CREUSET ON HIS TOE, AND OTHER BOURGEOIS MISHAPS BY CHRISTOPHER MATTHEW
• SECOND anal probe lawsuit to be filed after drug dog with expired license wrongly triggered cavity search
• Can we get a doggy bag with that? Three's company for Zoe Saldana and husband Marco Perego as they dine out with her pup
• The ultimate DIY investment: Novices urged to self-build to solve housing shortage - and make a 30 per cent profit into the bargain
• Those supporters are wrong, we are a brand! Hull chief defends 'Tigers' name change stance
• Here lies Lord Byron - and his, ahem, enormous talent...: FINDING THE PLOT: 100 GRAVES TO VISIT BEFORE YOU DIE BY ANN TRENEMAN
• Father and son who blackmailed company boss with pictures of his married colleague being straddled by half-naked woman in Dubai hotel room after multi-million business deal went sour are jailed
• Janet's show stoppers: Desperate Dan lamb shank pies
• Wales are no New Zealand, but this will be an 'arm wrestle': Springbok coach Meyer calls for focus ahead of Cardiff clash
• Council road boss applied for compensation from his OWN authority after his Jaguar hit a pothole
• You sheer about that? Helen Flanagan leaves the winter coat at home and braves the cold in a revealing semi-sheer top
• Janet's show stoppers: Sticky treacle tart with pineapple
• Cheerleading coach, 27, 'had 10-month sexual relationship with student, 17'
• Scottish rugby chiefs turn to GARLIC to save Murrayfield pitch ahead of Japan clash
• Abercrombie & Fitch to start selling larger sizes in the wake of backlash over CEO's claim that chain only caters to 'cool' and 'attractive' kids
• 'The last thing he wanted was to be in a wheelchair': Pregnant widow of paralyzed hunter speaks out after her husband, 32, chose to go off life support
• Women really DO get more exhausted during exercise than men - and electrics in the chest muscles are to blame
• NFL legend, 59, suffering memory loss and depression confirms he is among former players diagnosed with degenerative brain disorder
• In space, no one can smell your socks: AN ASTRONAUT'S GUIDE TO LIFE ON EARTH BY CHRIS HADFIELD
• Doctor Who and the Invasion of Leeds: Dozens of blue 'Tardis' phone boxes materialise in city centre (but don't worry, they're actually wi-fi hubs)
• 'You have to eat dust': Katy Perry on how starting out in music industry was often 'humiliating' and 'very uncomfortable'
• Bridegroom divorces new wife after he discovered she had videoed their wedding night and hotel employee posted intimate footage online
• See the world through a dyslexic's eyes: Sufferer designs striking graphics to reveal how words and numbers look to him
• Horse-riding instructor led double life as brothel madam's assistant who ran seedy business above motorbike shop
• 'He could never switch off, even at home with me and mum. And it killed him': Eric Morecambe's son reveals the obsessive dark side of the 'Bring Me Sunshine' boys
• Quantum Of Solace's Olga Kurylenko set to lead cast in supernatural horror film Mara - from the makers of Paranormal Activity and Insidious
• Rodgers: Henderson's versatility means he's ideal for England at the World Cup
• Using astronomy to guide your planting is a growing trend - Mary Greene finds out why
• Tapes of former Home Secretary David Blunkett declaring his love for mistress 'were found in safe at News International after his phone was hacked'
• WW1 centenary must counter Blackadder view of life in the trenches, says minister in charge of commemorations
• The science of WEEING: Researchers study streams of urine in a bid to stop the dreaded 'splashback'
• Natalie Portman looks like Grace Kelly as she arrives at Good Morning America oozing old Hollywood glamour
• Prince Harry dons regimental collar and cloak as he joins his grandfather to open Westminster Abbey's Field of Remembrance for the first time
• Reports of sexual assaults in the military increased 46 per cent last year
• 15 percent of people don't think bisexuality is a real sexual orientation with straight men three times more likely to categorize it as 'not a thing'
• And she's off again! Miranda Kerr is chic in leather as she heads to London just one day after happy reunion with son Flynn
• Tea with the Queen wasn't as daunting as Downton: Julian Ovenden talks about his new role
• Sephora recalls 'Celebutard' Kat Von D lipstick after shocked customers spread outrage at 'derogatory' name on social media
• Move over Mrs Queen - Philip is our god!: MAN BELONG MRS QUEEN: ADVENTURES WITH THE PHILIP WORSHIPPERS BY MATTHEW BAYLIS
• Enjoying her freedom: Teen Mom Amber Portwood joins her mother for some retail therapy just two days after leaving jail
• The DIY ROBOTS that anyone can make: Kit lets you build your own device that can be controlled with a smartphone
• Sven's saucy night out he would rather have kept secret: Story of ex-England manager being caught naked with a married woman was taken out of all editions of his book... except the Norwegian one
• Driving bug causes problems for Woods as world No 1 struggles to keep up with Casey's lightning start in Turkey
• BETTING SLIP: Rooney and Ramsey revved up for United v Arsenal - top tips and ones to watch in our weekend gambling guide
• Soaring numbers of asthma suffers are also developing CAT allergies
• The day that changed my life: Jack Dee, comedian and actor, 52, on the first time he tried his luck at stand-up and found his calling
• From Spice Girls to HBO's Girls: Victoria Beckham 'would love a cameo' in season three of friend Lena Dunham's show
• Woman shot dead by man who mistook her for a monkey 'harvesting fruit from a tree'
• Chinese cinema risks hammering for using fan-boy Thor poster showing the film's hero in romantic embrace with his evil brother (instead of love-interest Natalie Portman)
• Couple win landmark battle to have 10 wind turbines taken down because they spoil the view from their dream home in France
• Woman breaks down in court after being found not guilty of killing her father-in-law who was the mayor of their small West Virginia town
• Whose side is Germany on? US media round on Berlin for 'hue and cry' over spying revelations
• #profit: Twitter shares soar 73% to $45 on first day of trading to confound critics who questioned $26 valuation
• Don't dismiss them as a boring backdrop - vibrant, strong and beautifully coloured grasses can be the stars of your garden, says Monty Don
• Terrorist who ordered attack on schoolgirl Malala is appointed new leader of the Pakistani Taliban
• Stardom in her eyes: Ashley Roberts tweets throwback shot of herself as a little girl
• Denise Richards places a protective hand on daughters Sam and Lola after giving up custody of Charlie Sheen's 'violent twins'
• Now it’s party time! Taylor Swift slips into a flirty frock to celebrate after tearfully accepting CMA Awards honour
• We need to talk about money: The financial conversations you aren't having with your family but should be
• Christian Bale throws all the stars out of his pram and DECLINES a spot on a Spanish Hollywood Walk of Fame
• Care home boss orchestrated cover-up after neglected dementia patient died following fall from faulty bed
• The pain of torture lasts FOREVER: Psychological trauma can permanently affect the way our body feels discomfort
• Is smog to blame for Shanghai's sperm crisis? Doctors blame pollution for low fertility rate
• Justin Bieber charged with vandalism in Brazil after being caught scrawling 'Bielibers 4 life' on wall of £23million hotel
• Hull boss Bruce fined £10,000 by FA after 'joke' comment following Spurs penalty
• 'Fountain of youth' gene is discovered - and scientists say it could help heal wounds
• My titanic struggle to have children and why I want more: Celine Dion speaks out about motherhood
• Labor camp inmate thanks Oregon mother who found note exposing horrors suffered by prisoners inside Halloween decorations
• Oz Clarke: 'I'm not just the "wine man". I was an actor and a singer for ten years in the 70s and 80s and played big parts on the West End stage, like the lead in Evita'
• Beckham the biker boy: David is face of luxury leather label Belstaff
• Not the most glamorous of signings! Katie Price receives warm welcome from Bolton fans as she signs bottles of her new perfume in a Tesco canteen
• Ace picture, Giroud! Arsenal striker watches Federer triumph just hours after helping Gunners record famous victory at Dortmund
• Trunk and disorderly! Baby elephant appears worse for wear and falls face first into mud as it struggles to find its feet
• The bugs that have been having sex for 165 million YEARS: Oldest fossil of insects mating is discovered in China
• 'He says he did everything for fun. I am ruined': Heartrending last words of girl, 14, who hanged herself after Facebook boyfriend rejected her
• FANTASY FICTION
• 'Now they will understand what pressure means!' X Factor contestants forced to sing for survival again after voting blunder
• Obamacare website was equipped to handle only 1,100 users just ONE DAY before launch, official memo reveals
• Federer overcomes Gasquet in straight sets at the O2 after taking match point No 6
• Child psychologists slam Jimmy Kimmel's 'cruel' annual Halloween prank in which parents tell their kids they ate all their candy
• Western Black rhino is officially extinct and the Northern White and the Javan rhinos will follow unless something is done, conservationists warn
• CHRIS EVANS: The Eagle has landed: Half a million pounds? Yes, it's the most expensive car I have ever road-tested
• My daddy is a soldier: Touching photographs capture special bond between little troopers and brave parents in uniform
• FBI adds hacker who helped catch cheating lovers to the Most Wanted list for cyber criminals
• Dead baby found entombed in concrete-filled tub at Missouri home
• Too tired to Styles your hair? One Direction's Harry Styles sports TINY ponytail after sleeping for 'three days' following world tour
• Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley MOCK Obamacare during Country Music Awards skit
• Would you pay £5,500 for a VIDEO GAME holiday? Epic Gaming Adventure package that tours the globe goes on sale
• Let's hope he wasn't playing Fog on the Tyne: Paul Gascoigne visits tattoo parlour five days in a row and plays along on HARMONICA in bid to stay off booze
• Drunk student who went to sleep in wheelie bin was crushed to death in hydraulic truck just a day after he arrived in Britain
• Maria Shriver shares a tender hug with good pal Oprah Winfrey after celebrating her 58th birthday with girls' lunch
• Tiger trouble: Aluko's achilles blow adds to Hull City's striker problems ahead of difficult trip to high-flying Southampton
• Where have your curves gone, JLo? Mattel launches Barbie in Jennifer Lopez's image - but forgets to include that famous derriere
• CLASSIC CRIME
• 'I'll put one in his head, if you want': Tape reveals moment three British soldiers 'murdered Taliban fighter by shooting him in the chest'
• Got a gluten allergy or a hypoallergenic dog? You're kidding yourself, says leading allergy doctor
• Microsoft's next-gen games console is no longer, but it can see in the dark and detect pulses. Prepare to be seriously entertained...
• Thousands flee from villages across the Philippines as terrifying super typhoon hurtles toward land
• My haven: Sooty (and 'Sausage Brain' Sweep) - The cheeky glove puppet bear with a talent for magic in his nostalgia-filled bedroom
• 'Super firework could have killed me': Horrified man lucky to be alive after metal-encased industrial strength 'missile' blasts hole through flat wall
• He's got a head fur heights! Watch the astonishing cat that can leap two metres high
• 'I swear now no son of mine will ever go to war under any circumstances': Man, 71, finds father's harrowing WWII diary in hidden suitcase 70 years after it was penned
• Investors lose in overhaul to demystify charges - and now 'superclean funds' could make things more confusing
• 'Choupette's made me a nicer person': Karl Lagerfeld opens up about Photoshop, the red carpet - and of course, his favorite feline
• Moment Russian cosmonauts take Olympic torch on its first historic spacewalk ahead of Sochi Winter Games... but can't light it due to lack of oxygen
• Family's anger after pet dog dies on their kitchen table when visiting vet allows his daughter, 16, to administer anesthetic
• Remains of Flight 93 threatened by insect infestation inside the 'witness' hemlock trees
• High school football players 'hazed younger teammates by branding their stomachs with hot coat hangers'
• What a gentleman! Bruce Willis proves chivalry isn't dead as he lugs the groceries and wife Emma's handbag on stroll through New York's Upper East Side
• FBI 'stalled Petraeus investigation until after then 2012 election then planned to deal with it quietly,' agent claims
• Mother-of-two, 44, prepares for her double mastectomy by making whole surgical team join in for pre-op dance to Beyoncé
• Do parents really need to be taught how to play with their own children? Nursery offering classes on how to have fun at home
• The odd couple... but why are RVP and Savage having coffee over a Corvette catalogue (and what's with all those keys?)
• BANNED! FDA to require food industry to phase out all trans fats
• EXCLUSIVE: 'She's a pleasure to work with': X Factor deny reports that 'nightmare' Tamera Foster has been causing conflict behind the scenes
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• Mother went into labour on the school run and gave birth in her old CLASSROOM with the help of her former teacher
• Elle McPherson's husband facing $50million lawsuit alleging he was behind helicopter controls during fatal crash that killed his friend
• Gisele Bundchen shows off her incredibly athletic figure as she poses nude for Vogue Paris
• From Burberry with love: Luxury label adored by Harry Styles and Sienna Miller unveils romantic Christmas advert
• Too hot to handle: 'Tree of fire' produces more than 1,000 of the world's hottest chilli peppers that are so potent farmer needs TWO pairs of rubber gloves to pick them
• Debut despair: Wales lose wing wizard Walker ahead of South African test in Cardiff
• Could this be the first transgender Victoria's Secret's model? Petition calls for lingerie label to feature former reality star on runway
• How being humiliated can make you feel DIRTY: Psychologist unravels why some people suffer from ‘mental contamination’
• Sainsbury's Bank holds personal loan flash sale - the second lender this week to match record best-buy 4.8% rate
• Sport chic: Rod Stewart wears cricket jumper for lunch date with stunning model wife Penny Lancaster
• Au revoir: First look at final Poirot episode as TV character bids emotional farewell after 24 years on screens
• Amy Espeseth: SUFFICIENT GRACE
• 'I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations - and galloping': Miranda Hart in her most revealing interview
• High school geek chic! Vanessa Hudgens sports dark-rimmed glasses and purple leggings for trip to the gym
• OLLY SMITH: Drink up, sausage! From classic Cumberland to spicy Spanish chorizo, there's a bottle to go with every banger
• Sebastian Faulks: JEEVES AND THE WEDDING BELLS
• My 10-year-old daughter lobbied for a woman on banknotes during 'difficult conversation', says George Osborne
• British mother loses appeal for custody of her four-year-old twins after court rules Austrian doctor ex-husband is better parent
• TOM PARKER BOWLES: Still top of the chops? Revisiting one my finest feasts (no, not Findus Crispy Pancakes)
• Five points clear in the Premier League, and on the march in Europe... so, how has Wenger turned Arsenal's fortunes around?
• US Airways claims 'drunk' Tropic Thunder actor was unruly and denies calling him racial slur
• Euro slides to 10-month low against the pound as eurozone interest rate is cut to historic low of 0.25%
• San Francisco sheriff's deputies failed to conduct a campus-wide search for missing hospital patient whose body was found in a stairwell NINE DAYS after she disappeared
• Nudist father facing child porn charges says naked photos of his daughters were 'family portraits'
• It's Messi v Ronaldo in the race to smash Raul's Champions League goal record
• 'I had the same reaction any woman would have': Wife of blogger who said marriage wasn't for him opens up about controversial post
• Ravel misses out for England... but is in U21 squad as Southgate names Young Lions
• The baby born with just half a heart but an iron will: 12-week-old Sophie survives major surgery and is finally allowed home
• Detectives who handled sex crime allegations against Jimmy Savile are referred to police watchdog after no action was taken
• Gas prices are NOT rigged, energy watchdog insists leaving customers to pay ever higher bills this winter
• Most people don't grow up until 30: Life-stage named 'emerging adulthood' is coined after number of 20-somethings living with their parents soars
• The fall and fall of Ashley Young: How the United winger lost his way and his confidence
• Jimmy Carter's grandson is running to be Georgia's next Democratic governor
• PIERS MORGAN: 'Piers looked fat and bloated,' wrote Amanda Holden. I put the book down
• The Duchess of Cambridge displays her greys: Has Kate been too busy with baby George to get her roots done?
• She won't be single for long! Miranda Kerr looks stunning in rooftop photoshoot after split from Orlando Bloom
• Could the iPhone 6 have a screen made of SAPPHIRE? Apple announces deal to open facility that develops super strong displays
• Third man confirmed dead after shooting at Detroit barbershop
• World's oldest paperboy will deliver last ever round after 71 years on the same route
• 'Agender' teenager whose skirt was set on fire by a 16-year-old boy on a California bus is believed to have been a hate crime victim
• Benitez weighing up £7m raid on former club Chelsea for defender Azpilicueta
• CRAIG BROWN: Six marriages and one assault with a deadly weapon... The extraordinary life of literary bruiser Norman Mailer
• Cocky teenager snapped swearing riding hands-free on motorbike and tearing past same speed camera 19 times is banned from driving
• Heir to the thrown: Prince Charles sows rice seed on visit to organic farm while Camilla attends school pottery lesson on second day of Indian tour
• LIVE: Federer v Gasquet... All the action from the O2 arena as it happened
• 'The £60million Matisse is mine': DSK's ex-wife lays claim to painting found in Munich flat saying it was looted by Nazis from Jewish grandfather's Paris home
• Customer collapses and dies in restaurant bathroom after choking on food at Frankie and Benny's outlet
• Former Russian policeman dubbed The Werewolf raped and slaughtered 24 women who 'resembled his mother'
• 'Biggest regret? I wish I'd had one fewer children': Inside the head of Alan Partridge
• Beauty buzz: This week's tricks and treats
• Extraordinary moment woman stable-hand is PUNCHED in the face in paddock at Australian race course after her horse won
• Top Obamacare executive behind troubled healthcare website launch steps down for new private sector role
• FIRST LOOK: Glamorous pensioners prove age is just a number as they strut their stuff in TK Maxx's Christmas campaign
• Vintage Japanese ads reveal how make-up, cocoa and powdered toothpaste were marketed to Fifties housewives
• Matt Lauer and Al Roker undergo prostate exams LIVE on Today to show how it takes just seconds to complete potentially life-saving test
• Bale and Ronaldo are impossible to defend against! Ramos hails Madrid's 'special' stars
• Introducing the GELFIE! Kelly Brook, Millie Mackintosh and Jessie J lead celebrities sharing pictures of themselves in the gym
• Lallana and Aguero up for player of the month gongs... but no place for Arsenal's Ramsey
• Meet the toilet tester, professional mermaid and odour examiner: Fascinating portraits of people with the oddest jobs in the world
• You can tell by the age of THREE if a child will become a tearaway: Some children will 'never grow out of bad behaviour'
• British woman who has spent the last four months with whistleblower Edward Snowden leaves Russia but refuses to return home in case she is prosecuted
• Revealed: Charles and Camilla's £1,000 stay in Himalayan hotel where personal butlers, private infinity pools and monogrammed pajamas are all part of the package
• Tat's the way to do it! Gazza visits parlour FIVE days on the trot... but why did he take a harmonica?
• Massive flashing fireball seen hurtling across California sky during meteor shower
• 'It's completely false': Gwyneth Paltrow denies claims she asked friends to boycott Vanity Fair's annual Oscars party
• Feeling down and need a little more joy in your life? Google launches new app that claims to boost health and happiness
• Teenage girl who kicked Sikh pensioner, 80, in attack caught on camera may face new charges after he DIES three months later
• Rodriguez, Lallana AND Lambert named as Hodgson resists Ravel and Berahino... but says under-fire Hart will start only one game
• Endless love: Colin Farrell steals the heart of Downton Abbey's Jessica Brown Findlay in steamy new trailer for Winter's Tale
• Laying down the law: Martinez hits back at Villas-Boas over concussion controversy
• Teen driver who killed girl, 4, after jumping curb while fleeing police may blame POTHOLES for her death
• Flash mob boss! January Jones wears bra-revealing blouse as she heads out shopping in gangster-inspired outfit
• European satellite expected to plunge to Earth over the next few days - but NO ONE knows where it will land
• Father admits crushing son with van as he worked underneath it in order to pocket $700,000 insurance money
• ED MONK: Consumers are stupid, feckless and lazy - but they're the only consumers we've got
• I thought my energy tariff with Npower was fixed… so why are my bills going up 14.3%?
• Life NOT imitating art: Eternal bachelorette Cameron Diaz plays doting mother in new Hollywood film project
• 'I always follow Coco Chanel's rules when it comes to jewellery': Coleen Rooney launches latest accessory range for Littlewoods
• Refugees who claim they are fleeing persecution because they are gay should be granted asylum, rules European Court of Justice
• You are STILL more likely to lose your job than before the recession with the under-25s and shop workers most at risk
• Missing toddler Elaina Steinfurth suffered broken bones in her arms and legs before being the 'victim of homocide'
• Caught on CCTV: Woman chased and killed neighbours' duck in drunken rampage because she was fed up with its QUACKING... but is ordered to pay just £300 in costs
• 'I thought my hair had had a life and I wanted to put that behind me': Pamela Anderson explains why she cut her famous locks
• Would you make friends with your CAR? Toyota teases FV2 concept vehicle that reads EMOTIONS and BONDS with drivers
• David Bowie makes a rare public appearance with wife Iman at event to honour video co-star Tilda Swinton
• 'I'm desperate to leave my job but my boss is insisting I work all three months of my notice period. Can I refuse?'
• Eto'o robbery is just the latest crime in a long list of goalkeeper muggings...
• Nokia files patent for a FOLDABLE battery that could see a new generation of paper-thin, collapsible phones
• Sport images of the day: Our picture editor's selection for November 7
• JEFF POWELL ON FRIDAY: Your reputation has already taken a dive, Master Young - if you don't cut out cheating now, you have no place in the English game
• New blueprints for workplace pensions revealed: what is 'defined ambition' and how could it change retirement savings?
• Bride-to-be forced to postpone dream Cyprus wedding after being hit in the face with a pint glass in nightclub brawl
• Professional footballer, 19, headbutted woman and hit another during drunken attack on night out
• Shelvey escapes with a warning for 'swim away' gesture to Cardiff fans
• The secret to retaining self-control at a buffet? Eat the FRUIT first: People who start with healthier foods are less tempted by junk later on
• Gas station cashier is suspended because she REFUSED to hand over cash to armed robber
• Shocking moment family's possessions went up in flames after removal lorry caught fire on 500-mile journey from Glasgow to Dorset ... just MINUTES before reaching their new home
• Sushi for two! Stylish Jodie Foster enjoys a date night with girlfriend Alexandra Hedison
• The £48,000 wind turbine that will take four centuries to pay for itself: New structure will generate just £5 of electricity a month
• Cruises controlled: Venice brings in limits on mega-liners sailing too close to the city
• Merry Christmas ladies! Mr England makes a bid for pop stardom with festive single
• FIRST LOOK: David Bowie stars in glamorous short film for Louis Vuitton titled L'Invitation au Voyage alongside model Arizona Muse
• The doodles of destiny: What those not-so-casual scribbles reveal about you
• Party wear that costs pennies: F&F unveil a sparklingly stylish festive campaign featuring male model-of-the-moment Jon K
• Caught on camera trying to sell her baby: Turkish mother, 22, wanted £300 for little girl she handed to woman in airport toilet
• Watch out Simon Cowell: There's an 11-year-old schoolboy with his sights set on your Christmas number one
• Japan's Beautiful Witches: Pageant celebrates women over 35 that possess a 'magical beauty untouched by age'
• Co-ordinatey Katie! Duchess of Cambridge dresses to match Remembrance Day poppies in claret coat and black court shoes
• TACKLE KEOWN LIVE! Sportsmail's expert answers YOUR questions on Roy's boys, Arsenal's new rock-solid defence and more
• Fantasy Friday: Aguero and Ramsey are in superhuman form... and who's walking the suspension tightrope?
• Global smuggling ring busted after 12 tons of elephant tusks worth £62million is found by customs officers in China
• Heidi Montag reveals new and improved C-Cup breasts as she downsizes from her 'bowling ball' size-F chest
• Real-life East is East: From the first Sikh Elvis impersonator to the invention of Chicken Tikka Masala... Fascinating book Asian Britain reveals what happened to UK culture when east met west
• The 'iceberg' home: Owners of £5.5m mansion plan to dig up garden to build underground gym and swimming pool (but could avoid noisy builders because they mainly live in SWITZERLAND)
• 'I had a naked photoshoot to celebrate my new face!': 51-year-old bares all after surgery
• You're full of s***': Rapper Dizzee Rascal's foul-mouthed tirade at Radio 1 after playlist snub for new single
• Man who was so fat he stopped breathing 80 times a night sheds 17 stone after fearing he'd die in his sleep
• It's murder on the dancefloor! Abbey Clancy looks set to eclipse Natalie Gumede in odds for Strictly Come Dancing win
• Calling all British businesses in need of money or help: It's time to look local and stop missing out
• Style showdown: Sophisti Kate vs boho Bonas
• Ex-boyfriend charged with murder after young mother, 22, is found strangled and dumped in a caravan
• She's in the Know(les): Selena Gomez wears Beyonce-inspired stage outfits for US live shows
• Dolphins' player Jonathan Martin and Richie Incognito were 'best friends' says teammate, as it emerges 'bullied' player checked himself into hospital for 'emotional distress'
• Are mutant super-rats taking over the Commons? Parliament spends £6,000 a month tackling pests as fears grow over poison-resistant vermin
• Wasn't the lie detector test enough? Jealous wife stabbed father-in-law and drove camper van at him and 'unfaithful' husband after going on Jeremy Kyle show
• Twitter HQ celebrates with faux Cronuts as first day of trading ends at $44.90 a share making founders multi-millionaires and valuing company at $31 billion
• From his horror leg break and boos in the stands to one of Europe's most fearsome goal machines... the rise and rise of Aaron Ramsey as he silences his Arsenal critics (and now there are even cheers from Piers)
• Wade OUT of England's clash with Argentina after failing to recover from hamstring injury
• From natural disasters to mankind’s urban sprawl: Stunning satellite images of Earth reveal the challenges our planet faces
• 'Paxman gets paid £1million and spends his time sneering at politics': Nick Clegg launches savage attack on Newsnight presenter over his refusal to vote
• Mystery Australian woman found in Dublin street has '40 aliases' - and officers are now considering charge for wasting police time after operation cost £200,000
• Who would live in a gothic manor like this? Mysterious abandoned 'doctor's house' has five vintage cars in the garage, yellowing copies of Which Car magazine littering the halls and swimming pool covered with moss
• First World War flying hero awarded Victoria Cross for shooting down a Zeppelin on its way to bomb London WILL be honoured in his hometown after Government U-turn
• Brother pleads guilty to killing his step-sister trying out moves he’d seen on TV wrestling show
• The Kate effect strikes again! Like the Duchess of Cambridge, more than half of British women haven't changed their look for FIVE years
• What a carry on! Kate and William join Barbara Windsor to surprise shoppers with unannounced visit to high street poppy sellers
• Khloe Kardashian 'secretly selling' $4million home she shared with Lamar Odom to 'start fresh and move on'
• Movies in a moment: Classics of the silver screen broken down into graphics that tell you the story in seconds (but can you work out what each film is?)
• Burka fugitive is suing UK for £1m: Just SICKENING! MI6 chief's verdict as judge rules terror suspect can use legal aid to make his claim
• Morrisons sales fall again but it hopes to win over shoppers with new 'Go on it's Christmas' campaign
• Bernie baffled by revolving door as F1 chief makes embarrassing entrance at High Court
• What's YOUR baby's favourite food? Thrill-O-Meter reveals what tickles their tastebuds - with mango and cinnamon topping the list
• The hi-tech tabletop that creates a 3D version of YOU that moves in realtime
• The Presidential campaign video that was 'too shocking' to show: Gerald Ford's 1976 election advert which played on JFK's assassination was shelved because it was deemed too insensitive
• If you think budgets are squeezed now... Share of income gobbled up by housing and utilities to rise by a fifth by 2030
• Candice Swanepoel manages to make a mini skirt and knee-high boots look chic as she leaves a Victoria's Secret store appearance
• Is your partner clingy? Watch out - they're most likely to be having an affair, says new study
• Jet2 accused of 'misleading customers' by using arcane aviation regulation to deny compensation for 12-hour flight delay
• One small step for man, one giant leap for the Olympic torch! Sochi relay heads in to space in the latest leg of the Russian relay
• Victim of 'Roast Buster Facebook rape gang' claims she DID report attack to police... but was told wearing a skirt meant 'she was asking for it'
• Is this the worst hit and run driver in history? Driver in 'stolen' SUV tries to drive away after collision with cab… and smashes into three other cars
• Nadal meets Chelsea stars after Champions League win... but will they still be pals if Blues meet Real in the knockout stages?
• Big squeeze on family budgets to continue until 2030 when household bills will account for a THIRD of all spending
• Three-quarters of town halls planning to hike council tax by up to 5% next year after long freeze leaves services struggling
• Hey girls! Handsome policeman doubles up as a Ryan Gosling lookalike (the bad news is, he's married)
• Baby's gaze indicates the early signs of autism: Children who avoid eye contact may be at higher risk of the condition
• Nazi war criminal Erich Priebke secretly buried in Rome: after church ban and legal battle over his body that no one wanted
• Designer dolls' houses! World-famous artists and architects make tiny homes for charity auction
• What a mug! Cocky X Factor hopeful Sam Callahan upsets TV bosses by selling tacky merchandise online
• Man called Sunshine by his family is jailed for knifepoint robbery after 12-year crime spree in Blackpool
• An urban explorer's holiday album: Traveller who spends his free time visiting abandoned buildings around the world (despite being arrested 20 times for trespass)
• Sunk again! Titanic exhibition 'closed due to WATER DAMAGE'
• Will you be as shy a bride? Mila Kunis keeps her head down amid rumours of impending proposal from Ashton Kutcher
• 'I couldn't bear the thought of our hard-earned money going': Hero mother who bravely chased armed robber from family shop
• Bank holds interest rates again - but experts warn a hike may be brought forward as UK economy recovers
• Eat ya later, alligator! Smaller reptile falls prey to bigger rival who rips it apart in powerful jaws
• Bungling border police stormed into 'sham' wedding of Harrods workers and halted it... before realising the marriage was genuine
• Kate Middleton's parents pay thousands of pounds to environmental charity after their Party Pieces business 'breaks rules on recycling'
• Police bill for Jimmy Savile sex abuse investigation hits £2.7milllion including £490,000 in overtime payments
• Bull mastiff that mauled a grandmother and her dog is sent to live with a family of SIX children... because it was too 'playful' to be put down
• Al Qaeda 'lap up Guardian leaks': Britain's spy chiefs vent fury at publication of stolen secrets in unprecedented public hearing
• Showing her artistic streak: Elizabeth Olsen wears bizarre little black dress for Dior art gala in New York City
• Joe Biden congratulates Marty Walsh after winning Boston mayoral elections... but it's the WRONG Marty
• Hold on to your hat! Slender Whitney Port nearly gets blown away as she makes a stylish appearance at the Melbourne races
• FOOTBALL 9-5: Follow all the news with Sportsmail's live rolling service...
• Hats off to her! Cher Lloyd looks stunning in wet-look sweatshirt and skinnies for performance at music charity gala
• He's still got some...! Robin Thicke poses with fans as Blurred Lines is banned by University radio stations for 'unacceptable lyrics'
• My 'dorky, goofy' Tiger doesn't bite: Vonn gushes over boyfriend while he's in Turkey
• Caught in the act! The Wanted's Max George checks out Maria Menounos' bottom during the band's interview for US TV show Extra
• That'll leave a hole in your pocket! Businessman who collects caves sinks $4m into his vast underground empire
• Man, 40, 'killed his grandmother by hitting her with a shovel and slitting her throat because she wouldn't let him stay out late'
• Caring girlfriend giving out food to the homeless gets the shock of her life when one of them proposes to her… and turns out to be boyfriend in disguise
• Britons burning the midnight oil revealed as a myth by study showing they work shorter working weeks than most countries
• City stars celebrate legendary kitman 'Chappy' with tribute dinner after finally making Champions League knockout stage
• Lady Gaga pressured to drop controversial 'Princess Die' song about royal Diana from her new album
• I fear Suarez will quit Liverpool in the summer, admits Reds skipper Gerrard
• Hot off The Wire... Idris is taken! Elba makes romance with make-up artist Naiyana Garth official
• FTSE CLOSE: Footsie's early progress reversed by US GDP data; Halfords shares surge 14%
• Tweed skirt, four ways: Femail shows you how to work the look from boardroom to bar
• It's (back) on! Russell Brand and Jemima Khan confirm they are giving their romance another go as they pose at documentary screening
• 'I was stupid': Struck off teacher says sorry for asking pupil for sex and playing Who's A Virgin? game... but claims the class she told to mime sexual acts 'all did well in their exams'
• MARTIN SAMUEL - THE DEBATE: Roman has every right to be the axe man, Chelsea owe him... but he doesn't always have the magic touch (just ask Villas-Boas)
• Fun in a scrunchie! Helen Flanagan teams checked shirt with sparkly miniskirt as she celebrates sister's 21st
• Fancy a SPOT of lunch? Jamelia goes for polka dot ensemble at launch of Las Vegas-inspired restaurant in London
• Super-size graves: Council starts digging larger plots to accommodate bigger bodies
• Olivia Newton-John, Molly Sims and Rebecca Gayheart are fashion winners as they unite to support their fellow mums at charity gala
• Bella of the ball! Thorne shows her edge in artsy frock as she joins lovely in ivory Francesca Eastwood at gala
• What the back pages say: Klopp tips Arsenal for Champions League glory after Ramsey winner
• 'I hired an assistant to do my online dating for me - but it didn't work so I'm taking out a Facebook ad': Meet the cutthroat businesswoman who will stop at nothing to meet a man (just so long as she doesn't have to do any of the leg work)
• 'Deranged' man who attacked shrink with a sledgehammer was actually a hitman hired by his ex
• 'I'm ready': Kaley Cuoco doesn't hesitate as she joins fiance Ryan Sweeting at the altar for TV wedding on Ellen DeGeneres Show
• Mom’s angry blog against schools stopping boys being boys with controls on toy guns goes viral
• Kelly Rowland plants a kiss on Simon Cowell after he gives her singer a rare rave review on The X Factor
• MARCUS GAYLE: I knocked out United with Wimbledon as a player, now I want to cause an upset as a manager... and I have non-League's Ronaldo to help me!
• School bus driver and Christian preacher fired for leading students in prayer in violation of Supreme Court ruling
• University student's 'bright future' destroyed by one night of violent madness after he joined gang on raid of couple's home
• No time for a sit-down meal! Jason Bateman tucks into a healthy salad while walking his dog on set of Horrible Bosses 2
• Even a blue pedicure can't fix this! Steven Tyler displays his unsightly toes in sandals in Milan
• Captain Cook left with monster bruise after being battered by a delivery... and it wasn't from an Aussie, this was an English bowler (who has previous after injuring Swann!)
• 'Frankly, some women’s bodies just don’t work.' Lululemon boss blames customers' fat thighs for making his yoga pants see-through
• It's her night! Miranda Lambert shows off slimmer figure as she beats Taylor Swift to win Female Vocalist Of The Year at CMAs
• Damsel in Dior! Natalie Portman slips into TWO designer outfits as she steps out in New York to promote Thor: The Dark World
• Stacy Keibler rocks casual autumnal chic in leather biker jacket and boots as she steps out in New York
• Bones of new super-predator dinosaur dubbed the 'king of gore' discovered by scientists in Utah
• Mexico's fattest brothers escape death and disease by losing HUNDREDS of pounds following death of morbidly obese father
• 'I don't feel qualified to be God here': Forgiving father of student who drowned after his drunk friend drove them into a lake supports her in court as she is sentenced to just TEN days
• Renee Zellweger hides her 'unrecognisable' face behind Ray-Bans as she rocks Flashdance-inspired sweatshirt
• 'I thank all of you for your prayers': Robin Roberts makes triumphant return to the CMAs to standing ovation a year on from bone marrow transplant
• 'We had every reason to feel alienated from the world... but their lives gave us purpose': Brave parents launch charity in honor of their two children stabbed to death by Manhattan nanny
• Patient who tested positive for swine flu dies in Alaska hospital
• All in a day's work! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stays luxuriously snug in a pricey Balmain sweater during leisurely NYC stroll
• Justin Bieber filmed sleeping by delighted girl in Brazil... and he's got his hat in bed with him
• The devil in disguise? Elvis Presley's 'wicked stepmother' dies after lifelong feud with her stepson who was accused of tarnishing the King's legacy with 'muck-raking' books claiming he killed himself
• His fair Lady! Ralph Fiennes walks arm-in-arm with socialite lover Amanda Harlech in New York
• 'I love me some country music, baby': Diddy 'comes out'... as a surprise fan of the music genre at the CMAs
• She's a jewel! Jessica Chastain sparkles in embellished dress as she attends film gala with Karl Lagerfeld
• Pictured: The adorable little girl found dead in a trash can 'after parents starved her to death and burned her body' rather than let a grandmother raise her
• 'Cowards' who celebrated after brutally beating up Afghanistan veteran and robbing him are jailed for a total of 12 years
• Record 1 in 6 Americans living in poverty: New census says the number of poor people in the U.S. is 3 million higher than the official count
• At least she kept her clothes on! Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley parody Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke at CMAs
• WATCH: John Edwards with his new 35-year-old single mom ‘girlfriend’ after he kicked out Rielle Hunter for writing tell-all about their affair
• Driver, 20, sobs in the dock as he is charged with 'hit and run' deaths of two teenage girls killed as they walked home after night out
• Everything's going to be all white! Newly single Miranda Kerr looks ecstatic to be reunited with son following Orlando split
• The long hug goodbye: AnnaSophia Robb films emotional scenes with The Carrie Diaries co-star Austin Butler
• Jersey Shore star Pauly D meets five-month-old daughter Amabella for the first time since her birth
• Bradley Cooper's bedraggled girlfriend Suki Waterhouse sorts through her open handbag on the floor as she arrives at LAX
• What a load of jobbledygook: The ridiculous job titles dreamed up by recruitment consultants to make vacancies sound more enticing
• Taylor Swift leads winners with three CMA Awards... but loses out to Miranda Lambert in Female Vocalist Of The Year category
• Woman, 25, mauled to death by her boyfriend's two pit bulls when they turned on her as she fed them
• A 19-year-old black woman is shot dead after knocking on a door to get help following a car accident in a white neighborhood
• 'Don't judge... there's an age difference!' Kathy Griffin, 53, and Randy Bick, 35, step out after she defends their relationship
• Kanye West's tour to restart on November 16 after technical hitches are resolved... but six shows are cancelled
• Charlie Sheen 'could face jail' if he violates judge's restraining and gagging orders... as it's claimed Brooke Mueller may win back full custody of twins by Christmas
• Shocking video shows man locked in jail cell on minor charge being ignored by prison guard shortly before he dies from food allergy
• That's a bit racy for the Wall Street Journal! Gisele Bundchen dazzles in cleavage-baring dress as she celebrates magazine cover
• Goonies star Robert Davi and wife of 23-years Christine Bolster end marriage citing 'irreconcilable differences'
• EXCLUSIVE: Meet the only Englishman playing abroad in European competition... and why he's set his sights on playing with Ibrahimovic
• Gwen Stefani shows off her blossoming bump... and gets a helping hand from Gavin as she teeters around in sky high boots
• She's available! Tanning Mom goes braless in tight black turtleneck as she separates from husband
• Royal Marine accused of executing Taliban prisoner 'wrote in his diary that he pleaded with his commander to shoot the man'
• More than 80% of parents have caught young children repeating offensive lyrics or copying ‘porn-style’ dance moves after being exposed to explicit pop music
• What a Daisy of a home: Estate owned by woman who inspired tragic love story The Great Gatsby goes on the market for $16.5M
• French restaurant group 'seat guests according to how good-looking they are'
• They're a long way from the marsh! Duck Dynasty stars ditch the camouflage at the CMAs... and even fit in some twerking with Carrie Underwood
• Fashion through the decades! Liberty Ross, 35, dares to bare in see through top... as Kate Walsh, 46, is racy in leather and Sharon Stone, 55, covers up in style
• Saints place Vilma on IR to end season... and possibly Super Bowl-winner's career
• From ashes to flashes: Remains of Guy Fawkes Night party organiser known as 'The Bonfire King' shot into the sky in firework
• Nice to see you: Little Mix beam as they leave Celebrity Juice, but covered their faces upon arrival
• Donna Air steps out in a sleek silk jumpsuit for store launch with boyfriend James Middleton
• Texas teen sentenced to 23-years for battering 5-year-old boy to death with bowling ball
• Talk about a blonde bombshell! Kellie Pickler brings some serious glamour to the CMAs as she shows off her regrown hair
• Women who have younger looking faces 'have lower blood pressure and could live longer'
• The top target for car crooks: Thefts of catalytic converters double in three years because devices contain valuable metals criminals can sell
• Elderly hide illnesses so they won't be a burden: More than 1.5million older people have covered up injuries or accidents
• 'Jaw-dropping' new form of gene therapy could allow scientists to modify human DNA and transform treatment of incurable genetic diseases
• Two shot dead, seven injured inside Detroit barbershop doubling as gambling den
• Sore one leaves Little on sidelines: Rangers striker breaks cheekbone in victory
• Olympic star Lucinda Fredericks shattered by split after 15 years of marriage
• Could Pakistan give Saudis nuclear weapons? BBC investigation uncovers plans to hand over weapons to counter any threat from Iran
• Is that Jenny from the back? Leah Remini steals best friend J Lo's famous style as she arrives at DWTS rehearsal
• They even dress alike! Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross wear matching harem pants as they enjoy lunch date at Cecconis
• Carrie Underwood dazzles at the CMAs in a sequined dress that hugs her slim figure after revealing she keeps a food journal
• Mandarins let PAs sign off £30million deals: Damning study shows 'shocking failures' in Government's Universal Credit programme
• 'I thought I'd get more from my father's will': Tori Spelling reveals she expected greater share of Aaron's millions as she promotes new memoir
• Bethenny Frankel rocks equestrian-inspired boots and blazer as she celebrates talk show ratings boost
• Just heavenly: Pixie Lott and Emilia Fox wear white tea dresses to Gordon's and Temperley London party
• Ram raid: Formidable Arsenal can win the Champions League, says Klopp
• 'He held her head under the water': Prison friends of Mormon doctor accused of murdering his wife to be with his mistress testify he bragged about killing her
• Wills and Kate want to return to Anglesey: Royal couple said to be hankering for their beloved hideaway
• Stubbs' kangaroo stays in the UK: Painting that gave Britain its first glimpse of animal saved for the nation after appeal by Sir David Attenborough
• Touching moment Pope Francis halted his weekly general audience to kiss and hold a disfigured man
• Britons pay highest property taxes in the world: Charges like stamp duty mean we fork out £60BILLION a year
• Southern belle of the ball! Taylor Swift goes all out in huge scarlet gown as she arrives at CMAs in Nashville
• Father’s heartache after police SHOOT DEAD son, 19, when he reported van stolen to teach teenager a lesson about buying cigarettes
• Battle of the billionaire nerds who built Twitter: Today the empire they created from nothing is floated for £8.6billion. The price? Backstabbing and betrayal
• It's a hard life! Gwyneth Paltrow looks ready for a nap as she boards yet another flight to London
• Bercow urged to rein in 'murky' groups of globe-trotting MPs: Calls to accelerate review of all-party groups after claims MP used position to set up business deals
• Former POW Colin Firth goes in search of his Japanese captor with wife Nicole Kidman in a new trailer for war biopic The Railway Man
• Scoffing doughnuts in the rain, these snoops ain't exactly Bogart: Christopher Stevens reviews last night's TV
• Don't be a 'sorry skirt': How apologising too much at work could be holding women back
• That's no way to spend your birthday! Lonely Lamar Odom leaves lunch alone as Khloe Kardashian 'plans small party'
• 'Everything is great with them', claims source close to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith after photos emerge of him canoodling with young co-star
• Up at 6am for work, the £8million Lotto winner who won't give up his day job
• Footy friends: Susanna Reid and Christine Bleakley chat at Chelsea match... with Benedict Cumberbatch just behind them