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• Me and my operation: Shoulder a bit stiff? You might need your bone shaved
• Bid to save trees with import ban: Ministers ban sweet chestnut as they aim to prevent repeat of ash dieback crisis
• A luvvie fest! A gorgeous Kimberley Walsh leads the celebrity crowd congratulating ex EastEnder Kara Tointon after her new play
• 'We’re fine and happy': Lee Mead dispels marriage split rumours with Denise Van Outen
• US politicians go after Apple for avoiding BILLIONS in taxes by setting up dummy HQ but 'haven' Ireland says 'we are innocent'
• Mom makes daughter wear horrible thrift store clothes to ‘teach her a lesson’ for bullying other students
• Bardsley's girlfriend turns on 'psycho drama queen' Di Canio as Sunderland boss now bans sugar and ketchup from the training ground
• Two autistic children die in condo fire just months before Habit for Humanity was going to break ground on new family home
• How to stop automated switchboards driving you barmy! Press 1 for frustration. Press 2 for fury. Meet the man who's unearthed the way to save your sanity when ringing the taxman or your bank
• Barbara Walters' daughter arrested for DUI years after beating drug addiction after wild youth
• So blondes do have more fun? Elisabeth Moss lightens her dark brunette locks to a pretty flaxen shade for Spring
• CHARLES SALE: Brooklyn picks up the Beckham baton after joining QPR's academy side
• 'I was dumbfounded': Olympic medal-winning boxer Vijender breaks his silence on recent drug allegations
• 35 Tory MPs including Cabinet Ministers facing fracking blight after most drilling licences are handed out in party strongholds
• How a diving chamber heals damage left by prostate cancer treatment
• The al fresco kitchen: Showcased at Chelsea, the latest must-have garden accessories include heated seats, a fridge, a wood-burning oven... and even a sink
• City's late bloomer Rodwell wants to make most of late England call and make a fresh start next season
• Is that you Tamara? Ms Ecclestone ditches the perfectly groomed look for ripped jeans and see-through top
• The day I fought for the Chinese army, by John Simpson: Veteran journalist reveals how he stopped students attacking soldiers at Tiananmen Square protests
• VISUAL EDIT: India's savings inequality is a tale of two cities
• Still Sports Illustrated worthy! Former supermodel Christie Brinkley, 59, poses in a swimsuit in Social Life Magazine for the first time in over 30 years
• Former Yahoo! employee killed after falling from roof during San Francisco's booze-infused 'Bay to Breakers' party
• Who's the weak one now? Lucy Watson's romantic tweets to 'boyfriend' Spencer Matthews moments after viewers watch her dump love rat on TV
• Archers 'doesn't copy EastEnders': Radio soap's editor forced to deny deliberately sensationalising storylines
• Cameron sends love letter to Tory 'loons': As UKIP close to within two points, the Prime Minister offers an olive branch to activists
• The Madness of Mourinho's Madrid... season by season after Real confirm Special One's departure
• The former wrestler and defence minister who fancies his chances of becoming Prime Minister
• His baby love! Jeremy Renner heads out with two-month-old daughter Ava Berlin for the first time since her arrival
• Family of four, including their baby, die in their home as they try to seek shelter in their freezer
• Who's in charge of the clattering Tory Party?
• Jaundice: The horrifying story every new parent must read
• Clarifications and corrections
• One in ten teenage girls has an eating disorder and boys as young as ten are also at risk
• Cameron spared a potentially embarrassing session of PMQs tomorrow
• Bruce eyes Rhodes and Austin as Hull target firepower to keep them in the Premier League
• Priest suspended for plagiarizing 'straight from sermons.com'
• 'I need sleep': Seth MacFarlane officially bows out of hosting the 2014 Oscars
• WHIPLASH: The real wrongs have moved out of the spotlight
• Boris's secret lovechild and a victory for the public's right to know: Judge rejects lover's attempts to keep daughter's birth quiet
• Clutching a pink balloon after a trip to McDonald's and buying sweets, the children 'murdered by their father' hours later
• 'Wow!': Caught on camera the moment family emerges from storm shelter to see damage from the 'biggest tornado in history'
• Liverpool want freebie Toure and £19m-rated Papadopoulos to shore up defence after Carragher exit
• JIM SHELLEY: Made In Chelsea has re-invented the love triangle and it's surprisingly good viewing
• EXCLUSIVE: I am not saying sorry to Woods for our Sawgrass spat, insists Garcia
• Adios! Robert Pattinson 'packs his belongings and moves out of Kristen Stewart's Los Angeles home after couple call time on relationship'
• PM's humiliation: Cameron forced to accept last-minute deal with Labour to head off Conservative rebellion over gay marriage
• That pre-holiday tan session to protect your skin could be fatal
• Anatomy of a twister: How tornadoes form and why they can't be stopped
• Moyes' in-tray... The issues new United boss will face as he takes keys to Carrington
• Robert Griffin III fans discover his wedding registry and bombard him with gifts (but does he really need others to buy him $1.99 napkins?)
• That's my man! Jessica Biel proudly supports husband Justin Timberlake as he promotes his new film at Cannes
• Oh, Yeezus! Kim Kardashian uploads a picture of Kanye West's new album... confirming his narcissistic title choice
• QUENTIN LETTS: Fingers were wagged about not respecting minorities
• No new Fulham deal on Schwarzer's table! Keeper denies boss Martin Jol's claims he has rejected a contract extension
• Anti-corruption ombudsman indicts 199 politicians, officers and contractors for 'siphoning off' more than Rs 1,400 crore from Uttar Pradesh memorial funds
• In need of a pick-me-up! Make-up free Britney Spears looks weary as she clutches energy drink at dance studio
• The GPs who don't even know your name: Health minister to launch attack on failings of inaccessible family doctors
• 'I had to walk down the red carpet with a sign saying 'Am I supposed to be here?'...I only wanted the free food!' Britain's Got Talent hopeful Jack Carroll hits Hollywood
• Forget Jessica Rabbit: A slender looking Tara Palmer-Tomkinson reveals her tiny waist out with a mystery man
• I knew title was heading back to Old Trafford on first day, says Fergie after winning LMA Manager of the Year gong
• Sudden infant death risk 'is five times higher if the baby sleeps in its parents' bed'
• Tina and her daughters are all obese - but it's not their fault, it's their genes
• The Doors' founding member Ray Manzarek dies at 74
• EXCLUSIVE: Bale Bombshell! Spurs face paying star £200k a week to stay
• Yes we Cannes! The rising stars of the country's independent cinema make their presence felt as India's tricolour becomes one of the festival's official flags
• The love rat defeated! Spencer Matthews fails to make amends with Louise Thompson after Lucy Watson dumps him in Made In Chelsea
• Top of the class! From Laudrup to Bale, and Suarez to Man City, here's who our experts have voted for in Sportsmail's very own Premier League awards
• Pictured: Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans smiles in her mug shot as she turns herself in to police for arrest warrant after missed cyberstalking court hearing
• Rainbow bright! Leighton Meester goes incognito in funky and colourful ensemble to film gay pride scene for Life Partners
• Cannes not hide their love! Rachel Bilson nuzzles into boyfriend Hayden Christensen as they explore the sunny South of France
• The women who hid their shopping addiction from their husbands... and nearly wrecked their marriages
• Deadly echoes of destruction: Oklahoma Twister is worst in recent memory including one that hit same town in 1999
• Do you really need the cash? Robert Downey Jr goes from $50million Iron Man to filming an advert on a tin foil ship
• Mommy's girl: Emma Stone sweetly hugs mother Krista and plants a tender kiss on her cheek during a springtime stroll
• Texas school district waited 21 MONTHS to inform parents of sex assault on campus after the victim's grandmother advertised the attacks on her CAR
• New genetic test for cancer patients will tell sufferers if they are likely to pass risk onto their relatives
• Ram Gopal Yadav under fire over controversial 'bar dancers' comment
• Controversial Rs 12,000 crore airport luxury hotels may have to install body scanners, window sensors and bulletproof glass
• Stoke target Neville as owner Coates prepares for crisis talks with long-serving boss Pulis
• Report: Justice Department targeted TWO Fox News reporters and a producer for talking with government sources
• Leeds 22 St Helens 30: Makinson inspires Saints to topple champions Leeds which sees them snap five-game losing streak
• Reading stars on the move as in-demand McAnuff and Hunt search for new clubs
• How to follow in Beyonce's footsteps: Doutzen Kroes transforms into exotic beauty for new H&M summer collection
• Green authority orders demolition of 'illegal' man-made structures wreaking ecological havoc on the banks of the Yamuna river
• Bolton eye up Canaries defender Tierney for Alonso replacement
• Awkward! Bethenny Frankel ignores husband Jason Hoppy at daughter Bryn's school (and he's STILL wearing his ring)
• Who says at 44 you can't wear a string bikini? Lizzie Cundy shows off her amazing body in Cannes
• What an insult to all of us! MPs' demand for a huge pay rise shows the gap between rulers and ruled has never been so wide
• Kid gloves: Baby daughter has brought out Froch's caring side... but Kessler's in for a shock if he thinks Brit has gone soft
• Do you think only men get heart disease? It kills more women than breast cancer
• Nancy winger Mollo could be destined for Craven Cottage as Fulham also line up Boateng bid
• Seamless and GrubHub to combine as the future of food delivery grows online
• Mitie chief in anger over Government delays to energy projects
• Jodi Arias lawyers are denied request to withdraw from case as murderer prepares to speak to the jury ahead of death penalty verdict
• Chemistry teacher's experiment goes horribly wrong but at least the sprinklers work
• PM and Premier steer talks away from border dispute to focus on 'mutually beneficial relationship'
• Finance Minister plans 60-day reform blitz in bid to revive economy before 2014 elections
• City eyeing PSG teens to boost youth options as Fernandinho issues come-and-get-me plea
• Arsenal chief agrees salary splurge: Kroenke gives Wenger the green light to smash Gunners' wage structure
• So you want to be a spaceman? 12 days on the seabed, a week in a cave, lessons in Russian (and the didgeridoo)... the gruelling training of Britain's new astronaut
• Nicole Kidman steals the show at Cannes in towering Jimmy Choo stilettos as she flexes her feet in new ambassador role for brand
• Economy has lost £10billion to high inflation over the last three years, says accounting firm
• The pill you can swallow to ease bowel trouble
• RAISINA TATTLE: Speculation mounts over who will be new CAG
• Bale's plea tests Levy to the limit: Welsh wizard wants £200k a week to stay after Spurs miss out on the Champions League
• Dennis Rodman makes bold fashion statement in huge blonde mohawk and heavy make-up
• Newlywed couple in horror honeymoon car crash which kills groom less than 24 hours after wedding
• Rosie Huntington Whiteley offloads small Manhattan apartment for huge $860,000... (but it's still less than she paid for it)
• Wife, 72, accused of attempting to murder husband of 50 years by running him over with car
• Cosmetics billionaire, Leonard Lauder, 79, 'talking about marriage' to Brooklyn Library boss girlfriend
• EXCLUSIVE: Jay-Z to join Beyoncé onstage at Chime For Change where Madonna is a rumoured presenter
• MARKET REPORT: Fiji gold miner glitters again after Chinese firm takes 20% stake in Vatukoula
• That's not very Cinderella like! Professional princess reveals how she uses 'secret identity' to hide her not-so-sweet moments
• 'I can't explain my anger and sadness': Father of girl, 9, who died when school was hit by tornado describes his horror at finding the building reduced to rubble
• All the top tips and best bets for Tuesday, May 21
• Swamped by Valentino: Zoe Saldana fails to impress in a drab gown on Cannes red carpet
• Manchester United 3 Tottenham 2: Reds win Under 21 Premier League final after dramatic comeback at Old Trafford
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: The paying public are sick and tired of being ignored and patronised. So who are the real swivel-eyed loons?
• CITY FOCUS: Yahoo! in tactical acquisition of blogging site Tumblr as chief promises 'not to screw it up'
• Country singer Chely Wright and her wife Lauren Blitzer welcome twin boys
• World of Golf: Proof that the Rory rumour mill can drive any journalist mad...
• Should you be taking vitamin B to protect against Alzheimer's?
• Met Police 'gagged' Leveson Inquiry from addressing claims senior officer leaked information to the News of the World
• Man lets nine year-old daughter try driving – she crashes into tree and he winds up in jail
• ALEX BRUMMER: Cutting loose Royal Mail - should the Government ensure that it has a golden share?
• Record-breaking 128lb Python that measures 18ft and 8in long is captured and killed in Florida
• Alec Baldwin keeps his cool in Cannes as he poses with 'best dressed' pregnant wife Hilaria
• 'I've had a tummy tuck and neck lift': Real Housewives of New Jersey star Jacqueline Laurita reveals surgery secrets
• Virginia GOP nominee says Planned Parenthood is 'more lethal to blacks than the KKK ever was' and compares homosexuals to pedophiles
• City ready to unveil new kit after starting £72m six-year deal with Nike in New York
• Now FTSE hits 13-year high as traders buy in to 'modest recovery' in UK economy
• Glencore is latest London-listed raw material firm linked to oil price fixing probe following BP and Shell's surprise raids
• Victoria's Secret rejects special mastectomy bras because idea is too 'complicated' - despite breast cancer survivor's appeal with 120,000 signatures
• How embarrassing! A bra-less Lady Victoria Hervey gets kicked off the red carpet in Cannes after posing for too long
• Lowe to join Hamilton at Mercedes six months early after ditching McLaren
• Surely it's time to put your feet up, Kim? Heavily pregnant Ms Kardashian heads to Paris to see Kanye West
• Inside America's luxury bomb shelters: The underground homes which have enough space for pools, basketball courts... and even private jets
• Sneak peek: Jennifer Lawrence reveals her toned body in blue body paint as she reprises role as X-Men's Mystique
• Welcome to my garden: Lovable Harry greets Prince Philip, Prince Charles and cousin Beatrice with kisses at Chelsea
• Child killer Paul Mosley will join Mairead Philpott in appealing the length of sentence for manslaughter of her children in fire
• Former Wales centre Watkins diagnosed with cancer
• Plans for 1,000ft 'space hotel' on artificial Dubai-style island off coast of Barcelona sparks anger
• Top knot(ch)! Jessica Lowndes looks more like her 90210 self in a red dress, black boots and up'do
• Jeff Powell: Forget Beckham's millions, Manny and Money Mayweather show the hard old game is still a real box-office hit
• Could airliners be flown by a single pilot? European firms said to be keen to operate with the co-pilot on the ground
• Misery for e-books! Stephen King to release his new novel in paper format only
• Martin Gilbert runs out of steam at FirstGroup, alighting from his position as shares at the transport operator plunge 30%
• 'What next? Are you going to sell your dog too...?' The tweet that hints at what Tumblr's former co-developer REALLY thinks of THAT sale
• Wilkinson could answer Lions SOS if his body is up to the task
• Women's basketball star Brittney Griner says coach told her to keep her sexuality quiet for fear it would be bad for recruiting
• MY BIZ: Trade deficit with China widens as Beijing powers ahead with high-value exports
• The Princess and her Mr Normal: Madeleine of Sweden's fiancé declines royal title as couple prepare to marry next month
• Mary J. Blige slapped with $3.4 MILLION tax bill in yet another money drama
• Teen with terminal cancer who penned touching farewell song that became internet hit passes away after four-year battle
• Ask the doctor: Will my shingles pain ever go away?
• GUJARAT PLUS: The choice of Amit Shah for Uttar Pradesh signifies that Modi means business
• Twilight Zone actress Christine White dies at 86
• Three times unlucky for Norwich's Pilkington as he pulls out of yet another Republic of Ireland squad
• CRAIG BROWN: The perils of beheading a giant prawn
• What a choker! Niall Horan gets strangled by a minder on a hotel balcony during One Direction tour in Milan
• Pietersen casts shadow over struggling duo as England plan ahead for Ashes summer
• Hello boys! Bikini girl Katy Perry surrounded by men as she floats around pool in rubber ring
• The heartwarming story of a boy born in prison who fought for the freedom of his mother once he was released from his juvenile home
• Co-op AGM attendees denied chance to question outgoing boss Peter Marks in first CEO absence in 169 years
• Merida gets ANOTHER make-over as Target releases Barbie-like doll that looks nothing like the Brave princess
• She's had how many children? Mother-of-four Tori Spelling looks trim and toned in cute paisley bikini
• Couple whose 407lb teenage son AND his sister died within four months of each other claim they are NOT to blame
• Talwar testifies that he was asleep as his daughter and domestic help were murdered
• New Pakistan government vows to renew peace process with India and 'decrease extremist threats'
• All eyes on her! Marion Cotillard steals the show in a stunning flowing gown on the red carpet at Blood Ties premiere
• April Jones accused tested negative for alcohol a day after she went missing despite claiming he was so drunk he couldn't remember where her body was
• Well at least they had a good time! Beyonce reveals intimate holiday snaps of her controversial trip to Cuba with Jay-Z on Tumblr page
• Woman who got all six Powerball numbers but bought her ticket an hour too late
• Former civil engineer's unique formula for reviving the dried out wells and water bodies of Rajasthan
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Harry Styles nicknamed Mr Mop
• Jay Carney catches spears and defends Obama for not knowing about IRS abuses, but said 'senior staff' were notified and never told the president
• It will only fit for a month! Edith Bowman slams 'ridiculous' designer clothes for babies
• 'He stabbed a drug-filled syringe straight through his shirt': Jo Wood reveals the moment she met rocker Keith Richards
• THE TOP SPIN: It was a thrilling win but England can't bat away concerns over plodding top order
• Man played at-home vet by stitching up his cut dog with twine and clamping mouth shut with duct tape so it couldn't whine
• Stalker obsessed with his GP left her so terrified she gave up work and would hide behind her sofa in case he came to her home
• Buy Big Momma's House... for $26.5 million! Martin Lawrence puts Beverly Hills mansion on the market a year after splitting from wife
• Crossing the pond! Little Mix land U.S. teen magazine and star in new online style series
• Special gone! Mourinho will leave Real Madrid on June 1, paving the way for Chelsea return with Spanish giants dropping £12m release fee
• Fish and chip shop owner, 47, who abused boy, 14, in Cambodia after paying him 99p jailed in Britain under new sex tourism laws
• Investors cheered as FTSE 100 rises above pre-financial crisis levels to hit a 13-year high
• Russian soldier shot in the head by an AK-47 smiles for the camera as his comrade pulls it out using just PLIERS
• Chad Johnson arrested after violating probation for 'head-butting' ex-wife Evelyn Lozada
• I knew he was up to something fishy! Diver's shock as boyfriend plucks dazzling diamond ring off the seabed in elaborate underwater proposal
• 94% of UK adults would rather live without sex than their mobile phone
• Hodgson turns to Rodwell to cover 'doubtful' Cleverley in England squad to face Ireland and Brazil
• So, is this your bachelor party, Justin Theroux? Jennifer Aniston's fiancé sparks wedding rumours after New York bash
• EXCLUSIVE: Sober, married and a mom: The first glimpse of real-life Bling Ring gang member and her new daughter three years after notorious celebrity thefts
• She's head over heels! Keira Knightley trips up while out with new husband James Righton upon their return to London
• Anyone for Thai Green Curry crickets? Or BBQ worm crisps?: Selfridges reports 11% surge in EDIBLE INSECT sales
• Benitez may take Napoli helm after Chelsea interim adventure comes to an end
• Obesity, heart disease and asthma could all be determined in the womb due to a mother's diet
• Two in three families plan a summer staycation boosting UK tourism to £12billion
• Actress Tricia O'Kelley's deaf Yorkshire Terrier is returned after terrifying two day ordeal at hands of dognappers
• Over 85,000 military vets were treated for sex abuse last year and 40 per cent of those were men
• Championship-bound Wigan refuse to let relegation ruin FA Cup glory as Martinez's men tour their town in an open-top bus
• 'I hate my bigger breasts, I prefer smaller boobs': Danielle O'Hara reveals she isn't happy with her blossoming pregnancy figure
• Airline giant Etihad launches new credit cards with air miles - but are they any good?
• Watch the moment a TWO-MILE viaduct is blown up in China (... and spare a thought for the clean-up crew who were sent to sweep up the mess with brooms!)
• Ricky Martin the doting dad takes his twin look-alikes for playground fun in Australia
• Door is open for Wilkinson's Lions return after Heineken Cup heroics for Toulon
• Don't let go! Adorable baby opossum scrambles to safety after tumbling off branch and hanging by its tail
• Hoping to be spotted by a Hollywood director? TOWIE's Chloe Sims cavorts in the sea in a tiny pink bandeau bikini as she swaps Essex for Cannes
• As older wives assert independence with double-barrelled or blended surnames, younger brides are embracing the retro trend to abandon their maiden names
• How I Met Your Mother's eligible bachelor Jason Segel steps out with ANOTHER mystery woman
• Sunscreens with SPF of over 100 are 'gimmicks', warn experts, as new labeling rules fail to address 'misleading' claims
• Girl who survived cancer can now rotate leg 180 degrees
• British climber in row with Nepalese government over 'illegal' interview with the BBC on top of Mount Everest
• Doncaster appoint ex-Man City striker Dickov to replace board-bound Flynn
• Laudrup: Swansea need more goals – I'm going to have to find us another Michu
• 'The Germans sent tanks before. It didn't work': Angela Merkel says she will not 'send in the cavalry' over Hungary's constitution changes but provokes fury from their PM
• Hague's warning to Syria: Foreign Secretary says Britain will arm rebels unless Assad comes to negotiating table
• 'I just want answers' says son of the 90-year-old war veteran with two Purple Hearts who was trapped in his car for four days and has now died
• Former Church of England priest, 74, abused girls and boys at Barnardo's home then savagely beat victims who tried to speak out
• Mother who suffered agony of stillbirth and two miscarriages gives birth to healthy TRIPLETS - and all within two years
• Better pack light! easyJet announces lower cabin baggage allowance to guarantee you get to keep your bag with you on flight
• Chelsea Flower Show 2013 guide: From apple trees and urban rooftops to Prince Harry's 'Forget-Me-Not' garden
• Are investment-linked annuities the future? Firm warns not to lock into fixed income that is eaten by inflation
• NBC 'pressures Ann Curry to snag Angelina Jolie's first interview since her double mastectomy'
• My little Chinese takeaway! Animal lover spends £2,500 bringing stray cat to live with her in Britain
• The failed fledglings: Staggering three million parents over 50 still have grown-up children living at home
• Is this the coolest wedding video ever? Scrubs star Donald Faison and Jessica Simpson's best friend CaCee Cobb unveil star-studded ceremony
• Terry stays at home for Chelsea's post-season US tour against Manchester City
• Wife douses husband with beer at baseball game after he spills some of his drink PROTECTING her from home run ball
• It's not exactly a Brit! Lily Cooper looks delighted with namesake flower... as she goes make-up free at Chelsea Flower Show
• Someone wasn’t ready for their close-up! Angry elephant smashes camera left by its watering hole
• The fight will be brutal and barbaric...but I'll get the job done in style, vows Froch
• Adding GINGER to asthma medications can help make them more effective
• Restaurant called Bacon Bacon forced to close... over complaints about the overwhelming smell of the bacon
• Butcher who was Tasered by police after brandishing two knives outside Buckingham Palace is spared jail
• Welcome to Hive City: Inside the 22ft steel tower that's home to 5,000 bees
• Three Chicago teens charged with raping girl, 12, and posted video on Facebook
• Illegal immigrant, 19, smuggled into UK after father and brother were murdered by militants in Afghanistan loses fight to stay in Britain
• She's blinding! Solange Knowles teams a dazzling bright white jumpsuit with bold red lips after performing at a party in Cannes
• Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams 'moves in with mother after estranged husband Kordell Stewart locks her out of marital home'
• Yogi bare! Demi Moore, 50, looks tanned and happy as she shows off her youthful physique in bikini
• Bloom with a view: The incredible vertical gardens attached to the OUTSIDE of luxury apartments that change with the seasons
• Fraternity faces trial over teenage boy's death from alcohol poisoning following 'pledge family drink night'
• Safe! Hearts remain in SPL after league board clear Edinburgh club of breaking insolvency rules
• F*** yeah! Tumblr CEO's delight as he announces $1.1 BILLION dollar deal with Yahoo! after Marissa Mayer promises 'not to screw it up'
• Godolphin insists drugs test results is just a one off as Leger winner Encke among seven more horses from stable to fail drugs test
• Girl, one, run over and killed after boy, 11, accidentally puts car into drive while listening to the radio
• After Webb and his assistants swap shirts at half-time because of bites from midges, here's the top 10 wacky moments...
• Baggies keeper Foster warns Chelsea: You'd be cuckoo to let Lukaku go!
• Match of the Day went out with a bang... but it's been off the boil most weeks this season
• The waterproof shorts with built in 'dry bag' that mean you'll never have to leave your valuables on the beach again
• She's going to need a bigger cart: Jessica Chastain shows off her long legs as she struggles to fit into the back of a buggy
• Farmer accuses police of acting illegally after they refuse to hand back shotgun he fired at thief
• 'Blade Runner' Pistorius rules out returning to the track this year to concentrate on his court case
• Households will battle rising inflation for AT LEAST another 4 years - and it has already cost the economy £10BN, forecasters warn
• Country star Trace Adkins wins All Star Celebrity Apprentice after Penn Jillette's magic touch fizzles out
• Police search Commons office of Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans over rape claims
• That's a turn for the record books! Amusement park manager rides Ferris wheel for more than TWO DAYS to smash world record
• Come and get me, City! Fernandinho has heart set on move to Premier League
• 'Overjoyed' Rochelle and Marvin Humes welcome daughter Alaia-Mai into the world
• Customs officers find live Asian fighting birds in suitcases after smugglers flew them into Britain
• The BABY Bachelor: Jimmy Kimmel's adorable toddler nephew looks for love in parody of popular reality dating series
• She's certainly got sea legs! Naomie Harris flashes her thighs and waist in cut-out dress as she disembarks a yacht in Cannes
• We're all going on a summer holiday... Rio tweets pic on the way to pal's stag do
• British diver, 51, dies of suspected heart attack while exploring sunken ship off the Italian coast
• Doctors take pregnant woman, 37, with 'severe mental disorder' to High Court to STOP her having an abortion
• Signing Carroll must be the 'main priority' for West Ham, insists Allardyce
• Sunshine and thunderstorms across Britain as temperatures hit 22C sparking heavy downpours
• C'est tres chic! Marion Cotillard and Zoe Saldana put their pins on parade in matching minis at Cannes Film Festival photocall for Blood Ties
• Diabetic driver, 41, impaled pedestrian on railings after losing control when his blood sugar plummeted
• Hidden camera in nursing home shows worker shove feces-covered rags in elderly lady's face and blow nose on her sheets
• The mighty Ark Royal begins her final voyage... heading to a Turkish shipyard to be turned into tin cans
• Lukaku stunned United with treble...but who are the other five players to score a top-flight hat-trick against Ferguson's side?
• Will the real Amazing Spider-Man please stand up? Andrew Garfield and two stunt doubles hang around set while rehearsing scenes
• 'Nazi Town': The German village whose inhabitants are all expected to hold far-Right beliefs and live among murals depicting Aryan families
• Man holding onto hood of speeding truck pleads with woman driving by to call the police
• Liontrust Special Situations: Winning fund managers' tests for shares that can beat the market whether it rises or falls
• Facebook video shows a man jumping on top of two manatees in Florida
• Rock and roll(ers): Charlotte Dawson arrives at TV studios in barely there dress with her hair pinned up as she remembers her late father Les
• Crossing the world's most terrifying terrain... in a giant red bus: Eight intrepid explorers become first people to DRIVE from Russia to Canada across the North Pole
• Google boss Eric Schmidt sneaks out of the No. 10 back door after Cameron refused to challenge him over 'evil' tax avoidance at summit
• Abercrombie & Fitch brand Hollister found guilty of discriminating against disabled shoppers over 'inaccessible' stores
• John McAfee accuses Belize government of paying 'low-level individual' to set fire at his island home which caused $500,000 damage
• Bar owner in China's 'city of love' who erected giant statue of Buddhas having sex is ordered to take it down after being accused of blasphemy
• Chinese mother tries to kill her one-year-old son then hands herself in to police so she could be reunited with her jailed husband
• Warner to be hauled in front of disciplinary chiefs for foul-mouthed Twitter rant
• 'I'm proud of the traffic on my forehead!' Winona Ryder denies having plastic surgery as she opens up about ageing in new interview
• Bathing beauties bring Twenties-style bikinis back to life with Marcel waves and floral swimming caps for retro-inspired pageant
• Hazard joins Chelsea party for United States trip as Blues prepare to face Man City
• Newspaper owner's trial over TV punch descends into farce: FIVE prosecution witnesses refuse to give evidence
• People who have their first taste of alcohol during puberty are more likely to become addicted
• The morning after the night before: Rooney Mara covers up in dark shades after glamorous night at Cannes watch party
• She's one lucky girl! Adrien Brody is seen kissing Lara Lieto and treating her to jewellery before he gets to work in Cannes
• My rent-free house is too small says Qatada: Hate cleric moans there is no space for his family's possessions
• 'I can't wait to be a dad - even with the long, sleepless nights!' Prince William says he's looking forward to fatherhood as he opens Help For Heroes centre with Harry today
• Ex-soldier told to repaint his St George's flag front door by housing association after it was deemed offensive and distressing
• Elementary school teacher 'kills her baby daughter after locking her inside a sweltering car'
• Want to tone up for summer? Then grab those dusters! Spring cleaning burns more calories than running a marathon
• Haven't we met before? Angler catches same giant carp he hooked 14 years ago but this time it's DOUBLE the size
• The brand-new £200,000 home that came with a garage that's too narrow for a normal family car to be parked inside (assuming you want to actually get out)
• Early humans were using sophisticated stone-tipped spears at least 90,000 years ago, new technique shows
• Britain's pension crisis revealed: Fifth of those retiring this year will be below the poverty line
• Five dead in botched Israeli bank heist after robber takes woman hostage before shooting himself
• Victorian Britain's most-wanted man: Incredible life of crime of Charles Peace who killed his neighbour, a police officer and was the scourge of homeowners across the country
• Hundreds of Chinese students forced to compete in quilt-folding contest to prove they are tidy enough to earn a dorm room
• Gardeners worldwide: The Chelsea Flower Show exhibits with an international flavour
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