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• 'Yes, Britain IS on the move again - all because we didn't take the coward's way out': GEORGE OSBORNE's bullish assessment of 'healing' economy
• Mourinho's Real Madrid exit set to be confirmed this week as Chelsea return nears
• Reunited and it feels so good! Dancing with the Stars finalists join eliminated cast members at rehearsals for season finale
• Outgoing bank boss Sir Mervyn King slams 'unsatisfactory economic growth' as he criticises Osborne's plan to boost housing market
• Pretty at the polo! Anna Friel looks bloomin' lovely in florals... while Laura Whitmore wears pearl detailed dress at St Regis Cup
• McClaren: I dropped Beckham but he's still an England great
• The Great Innocence Robbery: The awful abuse of girls in Oxford is just the latest consequence
• Gospel performer 'left unable to sing soprano' after swallowing a piece of glass in a McDonald's sandwich
• Hughes and Lennon head list of candidates to replace Pearson at Leicester
• Media tycoon Alexander Lebedev facing five years in prison refused to run from potentially rigged 'hooliganism' trial in fight for 'merciful verdict'
• Everton boss Moyes thanks retiring Ferguson for easing his move to United
• Does Harry Missy his new pal already? Prince 'really hit it off' with Olympic swimming sensation
• Pulis could be close to exit as Stoke hierarchy look for progression
• 'I still struggle with food': Iron Man actor Ashley Hamilton breaks his silence on his longtime fight with eating disorders
• 'You're so self-obsessed!': Stephen Colbert holds no punches in speech to University of Virginia grads
• Tories are in a frenzy - but Soapbox Ed is caught with his pants down
• MPs may get £10k pay rise: But they say: 'It's not snouts in the trough - if you pay peanuts you get monkeys'
• One year on, still going strong! Paris Hilton and River Viiperi celebrate anniversary by partying in Cannes again... as he tweets she is his 'future wife'
• Sir Peregrine declares war over Earl's £12m estate: Former newspaper editor calls his brother-in-law 'cruel and selfish' for not sharing inheritance with his sisters
• Mourinho isn't in yet but Chelsea are pushing to sign Schurrle and Shaw
• 'With all the cosmetic surgery he's had, he is looking more like a groper fish': Robson Green slams his former recording boss Simon Cowell
• Woodgate witnessed Beckham's total belief in himself: When David heard he wasn't wanted by England he said to me: I won't be giving up on this...
• Clegg officials ordered to hand over key emails following pressure over his role in obtaining funding for charity linked to his wife Miriam
• Police hunt bank robber caught on camera putting his finger to his lips to quieten hysterical teller after slipping her a note saying he would kill customers
• Parasol princess: Gwen Stefani shuns the sun as she treats her boys Kingston and Zuma to day at the beach
• Ready for summer! Alessandra Ambrosio exposes her bra as she hits up the yoga studio twice in two days
• Sex-claim Rolf goes back on stage in first performance since his arrest... and tells his fans: 'I'm learning to dance in the rain'
• Last of the boy soldiers? Bid to end centuries of tradition by banning the Army from recruiting under-18s
• Female politician in Imran Khan's party is gunned down by motorcycle assassins outside her home in Karachi
• Three teenage boys arrested after girl, 16, dies hours after 'taking an illegal drug'
• Not ready! Liverpool will not be champions in next two years, warns Carragher
• Haunted by death Marine daughter searches 2,500 death certificates 30 years after contaminated water at Camp Lejeune linked to cancer and birth defects
• DISRESPECTFULLY YOURS: Send Section 66A bullies home
• Robson Green's marriage is over and the Soldier Soldier star hasn't spoken to his former model wife for two years
• Cameron is cursed by our family name, says Michael Douglas as his addict son serves a 10-year prison sentence for drug offences
• TORRES REBORN: Snubbed in two finals, out of form and out of favour... what a difference a year makes
• What a masquerade: Kate Winslet hides behind a bejewelled mask as she makes impassioned plea for homeless charity
• NHS staff watched actors perform and were drawn by cartoonists on £700k away days to give staff a 'sense of belonging'
• Clubs giving Hodgson headache as worries grow over England players' fitness
• She's his Sexiest Female! Michelle Keegan joined by Mark Wright as she picks up gong for fifth year running at British Soap Awards
• Cameron's 'prepared to run the country without Clegg' following series of bitter rows
• I'm in the right place! Clichy extends stay at City after signing new four-year deal
• 'My dying wife waited NINE hours for district nurse to turn up': Family slams NHS 111 hotline as whistleblowers reveal a 'computer says no' mentality worthy of Little Britain comedy
• STATE SUBJECTS: Ananth 'missing' from public platform in Bangalore following BJP assembly election defeat
• Dexter has new digs! Michael C. Hall buys $3.8M Los Feliz mansion
• Was it just a bad edit? Music producer analyses Mariah Carey's infamous Idol performance as fans continue to accuse her of lip synching
• M&S customers pay twice on contactless payment cards - despite standing a foot from the till
• Patrick Collins: The passion of a true professional: Beckham didn't stumble into stardom... he got there through talent and sheer hard work
• CEO of homeware company sues after she was 'fired for having breast cancer'
• It's Europe or bust for wing wizard Bale as he waits to discover Spurs destiny
• What was England legend Finney's role in the making of football icon?
• Lucky lady! Jill Martin brings the Miami Heat in a snakeskin bikini as she shares the beach with ripped LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Juwan Howard
• DISEQUILIBRIUM: The money-obsessed culture of IPL has blown up in the BCCI's face
• Police fear £2 app which lets mobiles use secret code could be used by terrorists to encrypt bomb plots
• Ashley pledges £1m bonus to Toon staff if they beat Arsenal on final day
• Sasheh is in 'no hurry' to achieve stardom but remains confident of making an impact in Bollywood
• Eurovision 2013: Emmelie de Forest wins for Denmark... as UK's Bonnie Tyler comes in 19th place
• Rooney to miss Fergie's final game as Coleen goes into labour... as he prepares for showdown with new boss Moyes
• MP attacks head of Hacked Off for 'acting to stifle free speech during his legal career by bringing injunctions for Giggs and Goodwin'
• Brooke Mueller 'awarded supervised visits at rehab with her sons'
• Dozens injured as elderly man plows Cadillac straight through a parade
• The tale of the day from the first test match between England v New Zealand at Lord's
• Holding out for a ZERO: Britain unconvinced by Bonnie Tyler's performance during Eurovision despite her 'giving it some welly'
• Klopp the TV star! I could be a talk show host, says Dortmund coach
• Uttar Pradesh serial blast suspect dies in custody
• Eva so embarrassing! Longoria suffers humiliating wardrobe malfunction as she is pictured without underwear in split dress
• It's Champions League or nothing as Arsenal target 16th year among Euro elite
• Rail brass makes full use of second homes worth up to Rs 50, 000 in extra income
• FBI hunt for sender of two NEW ricin letters sent to Washington state post office and federal building
• Mystery of human bite marks found on the back of disabled teenager who is unable to name her attacker
• Patrick Collins: Root helps to lift gathering gloom as New Zealand hold the upper hand at Lord's
• High profile resignations expose India's kleptocracy
• Painfully funny: The hilarious blooper reel of some the most ridiculous trampolining accidents ever
• True Earth mother! Anna Paquin shows off her natural beauty as she goes make-up free for shopping trip with one of her baby twins
• Aussie Gilchrist ends IPL career with 'Gangnam Style' dance after taking wicket of Harbhajan Singh
• A full family affair: Tom Brady takes wife Gisele Bundchen and gorgeous baby Vivian to his sister's college graduation
• Everything is on the table for talks with Chinese Premier Li
• No more freaks at Preakness: Baltimore racetrack hosting second Triple Crown leg clamps down on debauchery - but fans in fancy hats still come out in droves
• 'It's got much worse': Delhi police chief warns that Royals arrests could be the tip of the iceberg as IPL probe gathers momentum
• 'Do not waste a minute living someone else's dream': First Lady gives stirring speech at Nashville high school which thrives despite rats and leaky ceilings
• Between animal carcasses and an altar: Artist Puneet Kaushik tackles abuse of women in one-of-a-kind show that combines fashion with social activism
• Governor Bobby Jindal calls for IRS officials to be jailed
• Wembley's all-German European finalists have blunt message for the money-obsessed English game! Your football may be richer... but our clubs don't have to call Russia or Asia to get their orders
• Don't go breaking my gnome! As the Chelsea Flower Show finally allows the tiny figures, see how Elton John and other stars decorated theirs
• Patrick Collins: Football calls it banter, the rest of us think it's sick... Managers like Pulis must stop making excuses for their men behaving badly
• Great British break-up: Paul Hollywood's wife makes a sad return to marital home... without a ring after he's linked to his U.S co-star
• Now new claims suggest CAMERON used 'swivel-eyed loons' jibe to deride Euro rebels as Tory chairman denies using the insult
• Downton Dan, New York toff guy: Dan Stevens is almost unrecognisable in his new role in a gritty Hollywood blockbuster
• Bayern blubbering for Heynckes! Munich boss cannot hide his emotions as he bids farewell to the Bundesliga
• London Broncos 6 Wigan 64: Tomkins top of the class as Warriors march on
• Soccer moms unite! Reese Witherspoon and Heidi Klum are proud parents as they cheer on their children at football match
• My Google glimpse of the future... or am I making a spectacle of myself? The revolutionary 'smartphone in your glasses' which fans admit makes you look stupid
• 'I cry at work': Facebook's Sheryl Sandberg says it's okay for women to share their emotions in the workplace
• Scotland Yard hunt six British cleaners driving a white van in search for missing Maddie
• James Anderson: To get to 300 is overwhelming... even to talk of taking 400 seems crazy!
• French call back Frankie in drug test row as jockey sees return to action delayed
• Room for one more! Channing Tatum and wife Jenna make a picture perfect family as they walk their dogs ahead of baby's birth
• Hero police officer who met Michelle Obama after being shot in the face arrested for 'holding two women at gunpoint, drugging and raping them'
• Suspects are 'left dangling' on bail for too long, says top police chief as he calls for a six month limit
• No appetite to catch the cheats, admits ex-head of WADA drugs agency Pound
• Poulter backs teenage US Open hopeful Horsfield to hit the heights
• One in five U.S. children may have mental disorder
• Golf's a lonely game when it goes wrong... as Rory is finding out, admits Westwood
• Stoke's Jones apologises to Whelan for smashing car windscreen after finding pig's head in locker
• Glad you waxed! Hollyoaks star Gemma Merna treads the fine line of modesty at British Soap Awards in daring lace dress
• LTA deny cash lure for imports after Aussie and Kiwi defect to Great Britain
• From Batman to con man: Christian Bale goes from muscular caped crusader to paunchy and balding to film American Hustle
• Inside the Chelsea chiller: A sneak peak at preparations ahead of the world's greatest flower show's 100th birthday
• Gary Neville on his best friend: Playing football is Beckham's only driving force
• Support for UKIP reaches a record 19% as the party steals supporters from Labour and Tories - despite a gaffe-ridden month
• The pyjama-clad hero robbed of Everest glory: The bizarre story of the genius who helped Hillary to the summit 60 years ago... wearing his night clothes
• Murray still on course to play in French Open as coach Lendl holds on to flight
• Touts flout rules to get city houses remodelled
• If I just kept thinking about the 'what ifs' I'd never play rugby again: Croft on the injury that could have condemned to a wheelchair
• Far-right French politician Marine Le Pen is seriously injured after fracturing her spine in swimming pool fall
• Congress refuse to name PM candidate before polls
• Alia Bhatt trekked three kilometres a day with nomadic shepherds in Kashmir's Aru Valley to shoot new film Highway
• Li gets the jump on Olympic champion Rutherford as Brit star is sunk in Shanghai
• Wood has point to prove in final when he faces the man who took his Lions spot
• Gambling group Coral to sell Gala Bingo before float
• Rueful Root hoping England can rack up the runs despite late collapse
• Bombay Talkies is Indian cinema at its best and breaks with the Bollywood stereotype
• 007 and the Convent of Solace: When Daniel Craig was shooting his second Bond film, he recuperated in some unusual surroundings
• 'There's something special about her': Singer Aliki wows judges on Britain’s Got Talent just few years after losing all speech
• New chief at Co-op Euan Sutherland pleas for calm over troubled bank
• Where is the Marine Corp when you need them? Obama checks for rain before his golf outing days after uproar at uniformed soldier who had to hold umbrella over him
• Second 'wife' leaves the Rampant Rabbi: Preacher Philip Sharp now has just FIVE 'spouses' after another leaves harem
• A beguiling beauty! Jennifer Lawrence lights up Cannes Film Festival in satin black and white gown to attend screening
• Dressed for action: The striking variety of uniforms special forces don to protect India by land, sea and air
• FUSILLADE: The Government's culture of absolute power
• Is this nurse serving 30 years for murders that never happened? Compelling new evidence suggests 'Angel of Death' is innocent
• 'Put babies in the baggage hold' Clarkson's latest gaffe causes outrage as he claims that children should not be able to sit in an aeroplane cabin
• Masked gunman who 'followed sorority twins back from bar before shooting one as she pleaded for her life' was a career criminal with multiple robbery convictions
• Banks accused of sabotaging deals made by online lender Funding Circle
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: The advantages of granting legal status to betting
• Tech start-ups set to benefit from £440m investment boost
• Body of army vet, 36, who was due to graduate from college this month found in California desert after she was 'killed by roommate'
• Tullo makes his move in Madeira Islands Open to overtake Lee ahead of final round
• Auditioning for panto? No, they're sporting the very latest in equine fashion: Customers are chomping at the bit for horse onesies
• Market bosses pitch their stalls at entrepreneurs
• 'Confidence is back - now firms need to capitalise': AIM boss urges growing companies to issue shares
• Final answer? Quiz show couple win £26k after Channel 4 admits it bungled the answers
• Miley Cyrus swatted for second time as police arrive at her home following hoax call of shots fired inside the house
• Kay Burley on enchanting Cambodia, where and heaven and hell seem to collide
• King of Swaziland wants to make me his (14th) virgin bride... so you must let me stay in the UK: Woman's plea for asylum after fleeing African monarch
• She's got some front! Jennifer Metcalfe goes braless at British Soap Awards in gaping white blazer
• Joseph ready to take his chance for England in Argentina after a frustrating year
• Glowing goddess! Pregnant Lucy-Jo Hudson stuns in Grecian-style dress as she joins husband Alan Halsall at British Soap Awards
• Bikini worn by Farrah Abraham on her sex tape cover is pulled off eBay due to 'health and hygiene concerns'
• Groves and Cleverly are jealous and bitter, blasts Froch after Brits spar with Kessler
• MIDAS SHARE TIPS: Builder we tipped doubles as cheap land boosts its profits
• William and Charles go to war...to save Kate's romantic paradise as African idyll where Royal couple got engaged is besieged by poachers
• Supermodel Doutzen Kroes proves she is beautiful from all angles as she dazzles in backless dress at Cannes
• MIDAS SHARE TIPS: Water treatment minnow MyCelx can clean up with oil giants
• Kate's £31,000-a-year school bans leavers' ball after girls go on booze-fuelled bender dressed in 'Guantanamo' jumpsuits
• PAULO COELHO: The blind man and Mount Everest
• Before and after pics of wife who secretly loses 150lbs for soldier husbands return
• One for HIS baby! Chinese technology tycoon shells out 5.5 million dollars to buy Frank Sinatra's New York party penthouse for his daughter
• How do you escape a Great White shark? Push your friend in front of it!
• Clermont Auvergne 15 Toulon 16: Made in England! Wilkinson and Armitage combine to win Heineken Cup in all French final
• BLACK DOG: Skiing accident MP Graham Stuart a victim of power politics as officials reject expenses claim for electric wheelchair
• Celebrities, bankers and football stars named as victims in £125m tax fraud case
• Sheer beauty: Cheryl Cole looks marvellous in maroon at premiere of Jimmy P (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)
• Catalan 39 Castleford 30: Dragons' late fire holds off fightback from the Tigers and spoils Powell's first match in charge
• Maid who claims she saw Michael Jackson shower with Wade Robson when he was EIGHT 'asked to testify at choreographer's new lawsuit'
• Lambert ready to launch phase two of the Aston Villa revolution after Wigan game
• 'Only cannabis spray relieves my MS - so why won't the NHS give it to me?' Sufferer refused drug to help ease affects of disease
• Gearing up for Tour de Corsica (...at an altogether more leisurely pace)
• Bra wars: Michelle Mone's husband left her for her bra designer and they set up a rival business. She was so humiliated she hit the bottle. Now the lingerie queen reveals she's £24m poorer
• Smoking marijuana can help ease the pain of social exclusion and low self-esteem but it won't fix your problems, claims new research
• Great-great-grandmother becomes oldest person to abseil by climbing down 11-storey building on her 99th birthday
• The bizarre world of petrol pricing: How it's decided what motorists pay at the pumps
• Two women fleece their elderly aunt of £200k... and now the government's secret court bans you from knowing who they are
• That's much better! Kim Kardashian gives her swollen feet a rest as she FINALLY ditches the heels in favour of flats
• 'How Jill Dando's death convinced me everything you know about crime is wrong': NICK ROSS tells the shocking truth about the murder of his friend and the real cause of crime
• PSG 3 Brest 1: Captain Beckham breaks down in tears after helping Ibrahimovic and Co to final win before hanging up his boots
• LIVE: England v New Zealand - all the action as it happens on day four of the first Test
• LIZ JONES: Old women are great with cakes - but far too prickly for TV news
• The new laser that blasts unwanted tattoos to pieces in half the time it took previous treatments
• Marks & Spencer set to unveil lowest profit for eight years
• Riveting in red! Amanda Seyfried steals the spotlight in summery frock as she attends Epic premiere
• Naughty boy Root growing into a class act: But England hit the panic button and Kiwis scent a shock win
• She's a midriff fielder! Chelsee Healey customises her kit to show off some skin as she takes to the pitch for Soccer Six
• Meet the parents! Mila Kunis steps her relationship with Ashton Kutcher up a notch as she introduces him to her mother and father
• Pulis strikes Stoke reminder after criticism of difficult season with future unsure
• Pharma giant Shire could return £2bn to investors to bolster takeover defences
• Sin City awaits! Selena Gomez heads to Las Vegas for Billboard Music Awards... where she will sit beside Justin Bieber
• FA Legends 4 Army XI 2: Flo, Kilbane and Fjortoft help Hodgson's side come from behind twice to defeat Pearce's troops
• Relatively stunning: Actress Kara Tointon looks pretty as a picture in her new stage play Relatively Speaking
• Federer and Nadal to renew classic rivalry in Rome.. while Serena aims for four in a row
• FirstGroup's chairman 'not to blame' but he resigns over £600m cash call
• Toon tenure has been a rollercoaster ride of emotions, says Newcastle boss Pardew
• Amazon pays just 4.5% on European profit in tax haven of Luxembourg
• There's still something to play for in dead rubber, says Swansea boss Laudrup
• McDowell marches on at Volvo World Match Play after Colsaerts' comedy toilet break
• Good day for Nibali as leader widens gap at Giro d'Italia in woeful conditions at stage 14
• Gay man shot dead in 'hate attack' in New York's trendy Greenwich Village neighborhood
• Croft's neck injury could have killed him, says top spinal surgeon Hamlyn
• SIMON WATKINS: Let's end foreign raids on our valuable infrastructure assets
• Walk this way... and lose 10lb in four weeks! How simply putting one foot in front of the other can beat the bulge
• Mother charged with beating up daughter's 11-year-old bully inside school
• Gethin: I came close to quitting after losing to journeyman... now I can shock the world
• O'Shea happy to stay in one piece after nervy season captaining both Sunderland and Ireland
• Sir Stuart Rose £1.5m richer in Ocado deal with Morrisons
• I can enjoy my City break catching up with old pal Silva after securing Premier League safety with Norwich, says Garrido
• China boost helps Beckham-backed Burberry sales soar to £2bn
• Van Persie over the moon that he could give Ferguson the perfect retirement send off
• Losing the plot: Fascinating collection of notes, diagrams and tables show how famous authors including J.K. Rowling and Sylvia Plath battled to plan out their novels beforehand
• Jol looking to finish with a flourish as safety already settled
• Out of the darkness: Jennifer Lawrence swaps her black ensemble for an angelic white frock to promote The Hunger Games in Cannes
• Edward Furlong lights up a cigarette as he leaves jail after spending time behind bars for 'violating protective order'
• VIDEO: Record scorer Lampard surprised by his 203 goals laid out on Chelsea's Stamford Bridge pitch
• Adkins claims Reading are on the right track despite sufffering relegation
• Twice-dumped businessman settles $50K legal dispute with ex-fiance (and former Hooters girl) after she broke off engagement over the phone from 2,800 miles away
• Canadians set to strike again for UK water giant Severn Trent as rising household bills attract foreign predators
• She's definitely above par! Kendra Wilkinson shows her competitive streak during husband's charity golf tournament
• Angry Warner hits out at journalists on Twitter to land Aussie opener in hot water
• Osborne's Help to Buy scheme might boost the property market but it must be ditched, King warns
• KEVIN QUIGLEY: My image of the week - Fernando Torres celebrates Chelsea's Europa League triumph
• Brearley: Handle Pietersen with care and he'll respond, just like Botham in 1981
• Now you never have to pay the advertised price: Proof that shoppers CAN get something for nothing by using cashback websites
• Gone with the wind! Kate Hudson's tresses get caught in blustering weather as she models stylish coat on a photo shoot
• Players need a longer summer break, says knackered Celtic defender Wilson
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: All the final day drama from around the grounds as it happened
• 'I'm not a fan of the president': Combative Mitt Romney blasts President Obama on AP, Benghazi and IRS scandals as he appears on Tonight Show with Jay Leno
• Martinez feels pride as Wigan crusade comes to an end... but will he keep his Premier League status with Everton swap?
• And the bride wore PEACH: Melanie Sykes shares a kiss with new toyboy husband Jack Cockings after countryside wedding
• Barcelona boss Vilanova will fly to New York for further cancer treatment
• 'It changed my life forever': J.K. Rowling's personal copy of the first Harry Potter book - complete with handwritten notes - is put up for charity auction
• Wort waived by Tennessee Titans, but Kansas City Chiefs could revive Brit's NFL dream
• Roaring success of trust managers who shun market distractions
• Groovy baby! Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate slip into their Seventies best to film scenes for Anchorman 2
• Olympic star Ennis wearing a winning smile yet again as she ties the knot
• 'Moral issues' lead banks to refuse porn stars bank accounts and loans
• Financial adviser who stole money from wealthy clients given two-year prison sentence
• Even Camilla is thinking of joining! Credit unions touted as the friendly alternative to high-cost payday lenders
• Ferguson would have been sacked before winning a trophy in the modern game, says West Brom boss Clarke
• ASK THE EXPERTS: Is my brother doing right by our vulnerable mum?
• Foxes catch mice... Leicester clean up their act after catering firm hit with bill for MICE POO in King Power stadium's food kiosks
• High school senior's internet plea to Miami Heat's Dwyane Wade pays off as he becomes her surprise prom date
• Jess the best day ever... part two: Golden girl Jessica Ennis dazzles in her dream dress as she marries her childhood sweetheart Andy Hill
• Bloomberg knows best: New York mayor tells 'so-so' students to skip college and become plumbers
• Keep calm and eat like a granny: Nutrition advice given to Britons during World War II could be the key to improving diets today
• 'I saved cash with new roadside recovery plan': Best route for motorists to avoid rising costs of vehicle breakdown
• Female skinny dipper 'lucky to be alive' after going missing during early hours swim in freezing sea
• Pictured: Two teenage girls killed after car crashes into ditch... just A WEEK after one of their friends was killed on the same stretch of road
• Tory party co-chair denies speculation that he said Conservative grassroots activists are ‘swivel-eyed loons’
• Freebies at the till: The new app which alerts you when you're about to miss out on discounts
• The last hurrah! A sombre Victoria leads the way as the Beckhams head to Paris to see David play his last EVER professional football match
• Sooth that ache - with fake frozen peas: Researchers develop reusable replica of the age-old remedy to treat sprains and bruises
• The daredevil climber who took on the world's tallest outdoor elevator WITHOUT safety gear
• The doctor will sea you now! Patrick Dempsey puts sun care first as he oils up whilst on holiday with his family
• Bradford 3 Northampton 0: Bantams blast their way back into League One with rampant Wembley triumph
• Bank of Ireland's mortgage tracker increase 'may be illegal'
• Fifty years of 'big ear' anguish... fixed in 15 minutes: New operation can end distress for million Britons with badly protruding ears
• TONY HETHERINGTON: Make £3,000 in a day! Sorry, but it's a fraud
• Benitez ready to finish job at Chelsea... but will he join lap of honour?
• No wonder it's called a kingfisher: Bird catches up to 50 minnows a day... and one unlucky frog
• Fortunate Madden driven to distraction after running over Yeovil team-mate Burn's ankle in run-up to Wembley
• Memories of final day misery make Dawson feel sick as Spurs face another fight
• Health alert as hospital charity offers small investors 6% bond to raise £15m
• JEFF PRESTRIDGE: These pension 'liberators' need to be put in jail
• Bedroom tax sees numbers claiming extra housing benefits soar
• United-bound Moyes determined to go out as an Everton record breaker
• Wenger confident Arsenal can finish strong and hold on to fourth spot
• Zizzi restaurant staff refused to blend up pasta for disabled 17-year-old who cannot eat solid food... due to 'health and safety'
• 'My £39,000 debt will never get repaid': Debt time-bomb for taxpayers as 85% of students will never pay off loans
• Remember not to wear them to the restroom OR the pub quiz: The hilarious video guide to Google Glass etiquette
• Retiring Carragher says he could return to management before making last Anfield bow
• Revealed: Obama administration knew about investigation into claims that IRS was harassing tea party groups since June 2012 as ousted head of the agency insists it was not illegal
• Mancini had to go... our season was a disaster, blasts Man City legend Tueart
• I'll trip up Owen! Pochettino laughs off Sapporo, but Saints boss hopes retiring Stoke striker doesn't score winner
• Hitchhiker and former web hero Kai's mugshot released as he is arraigned for murder of lawyer
• Ferguson takes charge of his 1,500th and final game tomorrow at West Brom - but how did his other landmark matches turn out?
• Flooding hits north east as one month's rainfall of nearly TWO INCHES falls in just 24 hours... and there's no sign of warmer weather to come
• Watson not afraid to leave out star names in bid to take Ryder Cup back to the USA
• 'Feel the butterflies' - Tour legends from past and present inspire current Lions to roar
• Chinese tourists must 'be more polite' says Communist Party official who claims they are harming the country's image abroad
• Who cares if it's raining? Not wanting to let a bit of bad weather spoil a party, Léa Seydoux leads the glamour as the stars line up for photo calls in Cannes
• Worlds apart: Miley Cyrus throws herself into work at the recording studio... as Liam Hemsworth parties up a storm at Cannes Belvedere bash
• LIVE: Paris Saint-Germain v Brest - Beckham makes his final appearance before retirement
• Legendary Irish fly-half O'Gara retires and takes up Racing Metro coaching role
• Former England assistant Baldini lined up as Spurs technical director by Villas-Boas
• Education Secretary Michael Gove is heckled as headteachers pass vote of no confidence in his reforms
• End of 'Ed Miller Band' and 'Arch bitch of Canterbury' blunders as Ofcom cracks down on the baffling TV subtitles
• Terrified passengers escape alive as US Airways flight makes belly landing at Newark airport after landing gear failed
• Fond farewells... Premier League curtain-closer marks goodbyes for Ferguson, Scholes, Carragher, Owen and Harper
• Telescope catches the moment a 40kg rock hits the moon and creates a giant ball of light which could be seen from Earth
• McDowell sets up Colsaerts clash at Volvo World Match Play as big guns reach quarter-finals despite late scares
• Couple who left baby to die of pneumonia during winter while they threw all night drunken party face jail
• Two Notts County coaches quit after racism claims by trainees
• Still holding out for a hero? It's not looking good for Bonnie Tyler as William Hill reveal her odds of winning Saturday night's Eurovision are 50-1
• The hardest-partying couple in showbiz! Thom Evans and Jessica Lowndes step out on yet ANOTHER date night... as they hit two bashes in one evening
• Family of British tourist who drowned in rough seas off Italian coast question why authorities did not raise red flag warning against swimming in the area
• Rodgers wants to bring in fresh faces but says Liverpool have to be shrewd
• Average English child says ‘like’ five times more than their grandparents as 20 year language study finds standards are also slipping at the House of Commons
• Spoilt son, 21, is jailed for three years after faking his kidnap to extort £614,000 in gold bullion from wealthy father who cut his £500-a-week allowance
• Some West Ham fans would not come to watch us at the Olympic Stadium even if Messi was here, claims Brady
• A nation of deluded handymen? DIY disasters cost each UK household £138 a year
• Moyes can expect the backing of all United players, says Giggs
• Amber alert! Cheryl Cole channels Riviera style in a chic orange shirt dress as she touches down in Nice ahead of Cannes Film Festival appearance
• Department of Health civil servants will have to empty bedpans, push hospital trolleys and clean floors if they want to be promoted
• 'His car was there in the morning, let's put it that way': Rod Stewart drops a clanger as he hints that daughter Kimberly and Harry Styles did spend the night together
• Britain's oldest shop which first opened for business during the reign of Henry V could finally close after 600 years
• Are you Chelsea in disguise? Leinster topple Stade Francais 34-13 to win Amlin Challenge Cup - one year after Heineken Cup triumph... But injured O'Driscoll DOESN'T don his kit for celebrations
• Rise of the supersized schools: Baby boom and immigration behind increase in primaries with more than 1,000 pupils
• ENRC board knocks back lowball offer from founders
• 'Don't let inflation get a grip' warns Bank of England rate setter as survey shows leap in households' price fears
• What the back pages say: Chelsea set to bid for Ronaldo if United turn him down
• Looks like your electrosphere primary accelerator's gone, mate: Classic car-repair manual publisher produces nuts and bolts guide to comic hero Dan Dare's spaceships
• Heidi Range shows off washboard abs in a skimpy Princess Leia costume as she toasts her 30th birthday with an 80s-inspired fancy dress party
• Hedge fund tycoon fails to win £2billion trading codes from his wife in High Court battle after their marriage 'turned toxic'
• ‘North Korea fires three-short range missiles into eastern waters’, defence spokesman claims
• Three unforgettable years. You will always be in my heart. Ciao! Mancini buys full page advert to give Man City fans this message
• That's better, Paris! Miss Hilton is finally on her best behaviour when seen out with boyfriend River
• Pupil at £24,300-a-year boarding school is jailed after stabbing fellow student twice in a row over soy sauce
• Rihanna's mood turns sour as she touches down at LAX... after Chris Brown exchanges a very public Twitter flirtation with ex Karrueche Tran
• Fourth Coronation Street star accused of preying on a girl of 12 looking for autographs at the show's TV studios
• Saints avoid mass walk-out after chairman Cortese comes to agreement with club over backing for next season
• Beckham family bid farewell to football: David joins sons on pitch to say tearful goodbye to beautiful game as Posh and Harper watch
• Not exactly the ride of her life! TOWIE's Jessica Wright left disappointed when new Alton Towers rollercoaster BREAKS DOWN on opening run
• Going somewhere, Harry? Julie Walters and Harry Hill pack their bags as they continue filming their new collaboration
• Pictured: The four-legged army recruits which will endure tough training regime to detect hidden Taliban bombs and weapons
• She's out of this world! Anne Hathaway wears Nasa T-shirt on outing with husband
• EXCLUSIVE: Beckham will retire TONIGHT instead of next week... and these are the boots PSG star will wear
• Pushy parent! Selma Blair gives her boy Arthur a shove on his trike during play date
• Her own woman! Solange Knowles glides across the Cannes Belvedere party in an unconventional silk suit
• Gymnophobics: The real-life 'never-nudes' who live in fear of being seen naked (even in private)
• This year's Indy 500 'princesses' are criticized for all being white
• The $190 million fixer upper: Greenwich mansion listed with a record-setting price tag needs a new kitchen and other significant repairs
• Flying in style: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks airport chic in a fitted white blazer and fedora as she leaves Los Angeles
• Rocker mama! Lily Aldridge dons leather pants for flight out of Los Angeles as she cradles adorable daughter Dixie
• Meet the billionaire who retired at the age of 38 and has given away more than $1.2B to charity and plans to give out billions more
• Abs-olutely fierce! Jennifer Lopez defies age (and gravity) with a perfectly toned tummy as she soars through the air in her new music video for Live It Up
• Gold shipment disappears from Miami airport - but was it an inside job?
• Going wild in the aisles! Lea Michele grins with Glee after supermarket sweep
• Boy, 5, managed to steer his mom’s car, stop it and get a passer-by to call 911 when she suffered a seizure – and now he wants to be known as 'Caleb Batman'
• And the bride wore grey: Real Housewives of Miami's Adriana de Moura marries Frederic Marq alongside her co-stars
• Steve Jobs' widow tiptoeing out of shadows into public sphere with philanthropic work
• Lady in red! Zoe Saldana dazzles in scarlet wrap-dress as she laughs it up with Jimmy Fallon
• All wound up! Mark Wahlberg tosses a pigskin as he enjoys some downtime with Denzel Washington on the set of 2 Guns
• New breed of ‘Crazy Ants’ which nest everywhere and damage electrical systems are taking over southeastern United States
• The lovely bones! Julianne Hough sports a slimming all-black ensemble and skeletal loafers to take flight
• Sign city! Fashionista Jessica Alba is mobbed by fans as she autographs copies of her eco-friendly lifestyle book
• Degale stops Demers in second round as Brit eyes world title shot this year
• 'I felt like I was flying... as if I didn't have my soul or something': Mom who chased after man who abducted her 4-year-old daughter speaks out
• Making sweet music together! Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber spotted at the same recording studio
• Connecticut train derails during rush hour and crashes head-on into another, injuring at least 60 people
• Lily Collins laughs and lies in the grass with onscreen beau Sam Claflin on the set of romantic comedy Love, Rosie
• Down to WHERE? Amy Adams takes the V-neck to a new level in a plunging dress that reveals more than her cleavage
• Navy SEAL killed in training accident after Humvee overturns injuring seven other sailors aboard
• Queen's Master of the House, Lord Vestey in hospital after being badly injured in a riding accident
• Purdy's world title dream crushed after Brit fails to make weight for Alexander clash
• The kiss that caused 'bad vibes': Amanda Knox reveals kiss outside Kercher murder scene with former boyfriend led to perception of her as sinister seductress
• ‘I’m 40 going on 65’: Less than half of retired NFL players would recommend kids take up football but 90 percent do NOT regret their time playing
• Poyet's e-mail fury at EXCREMENT left in dressing room for Crystal Palace players ahead of Brighton clash
• 'The screaming just got worse and worse ... And then we heard five bangs:' Harrowing account of neighbors who heard as sorority girl, 21, pleaded for her life before she was brutally murdered
• One year hotter! Derek Hough shows off his buff biceps as he celebrates his 28th birthday at DWTS rehearsals
• Bottoms up! Chris Brown wishes ex Karrueche Tran a happy birthday after she posts image of herself sticking her naked bum in his face
• What on Earth is she wearing? Why Fergie dressed in fairy lights and a purple dressing gown at the party taste forgot
• MY BIZ: Securities and Exchange Board says it cannot regulate chit funds due to jurisictional issues
• Alessandra Ambrosio flaunts her toned midriff in crop-top while her daughter Anja wears her favourite pink dress
• Finnish entrant Krista Siegfrids stokes controversy in Eurovision with on-stage kiss during 'lesbian wedding'
• 'I laugh at these low life people': Beyoncé posts defensive online note as pregnancy rumours kick into high gear
• 'Failure' Mourinho suffers the 'worst season of his life' after Copa Del Rey defeat to rivals Atletico leaves Real Madrid trophyless
• MY BIZ: Standard and Poor's warns it may downgrade India's rating to 'junk' grade if country fails to implement reforms
• I'm not half the woman I used to be! Morbidly obese woman shamed into losing 21st after dentist chair failed under strain of trying to lift her