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• Promised Land review: Cracks in fracking drama sees Damon get patronising
• Is 'cupping' a miracle cure or the silliest celebrity health fad ever?
• The upper classes are obsessed with sex! It's what they do instead of working: As Tatler turns into a posh version of Page 3, an ex-editor gives her view
• The naughty secrets that cheer up a woman's day: One in five admit lusting after their partner's dad or keeping a screensaver of a heart-throb
• What's the matter Caroline? Ms Flack keeps her head down and sunglasses firmly on as she heads to designer bash in bold coat
• Dublin up! Taylor picks up three points from two matches as Power surges into top four
• Selena Gomez 'flies to Norway to rekindle her romance with Justin Bieber'
• RICHARD KAY: By George! Asda guru, 72, has a new girl
• There's nothing like a Dane: Pierce Brosnan is at it again in a Mamma Mia-style romcom with a Nordic twist
• The moment TV anchors break down in fits of laughter at Ryan Lochte's endearingly simple answers to their questions
• EU demands access to British police files: Forces will be ordered to hand over documents on investigations or face fines
• Doomed daffodils: Blooms meant for sale are left to rot after arriving late
• FBI photos ignite frenzied search for the suspected Boston bombers' baseball caps
• INSIDE THE BOX: TV thumbs down for radio star Chris Moyles
• Diana Vickers is almost unrecognisable as she unveils dramatic new look in music video for rock group
• Pregnant Jessica Simpson 'already wants more children... but will take a baby break first'
• 'Crisis economy' UK: You're in as bad a state as eurozone, says new Bank chief as IMF urges Osborne to ditch austerity package
• How awkward! Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux eat dinner just two tables away from her ex John Mayer
• Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart party with pals at twilight... but keep their distance as they leave separately
• Google's plan for $82 million corporate jet terminal to house executives' private planes gets the all clear from the San Jose city council
• Kym Lomas puts Hear'Say about her marriage behind her as she finally reunites with husband Jamie to celebrate her son's 18th birthday
• Crawford given two-year ban for failing to reveal location to drug agency USADA
• Being chased by the Devil! Ah, memories are made of this: CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night's TV
• Most wanted! Police release 10 mugshots after disorder in the Millwall end at FA Cup semi-final
• He's the bad boy striker who is renowned for scoring with women... so, why is Mario in TIME magazine's 100 influential people?
• Lady of the pack! Salma Hayek radiates in an elegant dress while her male Grown Ups 2 co-stars wear T-shirts and shorts
• Tories 'need to woo more ethnic voters': Party will lose without their support, says Ashcroft
• A blast of heavy metal 'boosts blooms': Study finds plants that listened to Black Sabbath had the best flowers (but those that listened to Cliff Richard all died)
• Blair 'deserves a funeral as big as Thatcher's': Minister who arranged Iron Lady's service suggests he could get similar ceremony because he won three elections
• Still in the honeymoon phase! Kevin and Danielle Jonas share a passionate kiss as they celebrate show's season premiere
• Just like his father! Snoop's teenage son Corde Broadus posts pictures of himself smoking a cannabis 'bong'
• 'We all love him here!' says Vaz Te, who wants 'beast' Carroll to stay on board for Big Sam's big plans
• 'I haven't been a size 10 since the fifth-grade!' Trisha Yearwood on how she dropped 30lbs with Zumba and a diet of just 1,200 calories a day
• 17-year-old Argentine recreates Sinclair magic with stunning bicycle kick
• Mac on... house extensions row
• Baggies boss Clarke backs Lukaku to be a hit at Chelsea and warns off big-spending rivals
• R Prasad on... Sanjay's extra time
• Aerial photos reveals devastation in Texas: Death toll in fertiliser plant blast rises to 14 as rescuers hunt for more bodies in rubble of small town
• It's meant to be a horror movie! Julianne Moore and Chloe Moretz get the giggles as they promote Carrie remake
• The top 50 TV shows of all time: As 'experts' name the most influential shows, our guru of the goggle-box says they left out some stonking classics
• Women go under the knife for bushier brows: Surgeons report surge in requests for transplants after Kate and Keira adopt new style
• Come on Helen, you’ve been there! Flanagan points to Russia when trying to locate Australia as she makes a string of ditzy errors on Celebrity Juice
• Sobbing grandmother, 75, sentenced to 22 years in prison for murdering 17-year-old grandson
• 'Around our house, marijuana was as common as pasta': Details from Amanda Knox's long-awaited memoir as she reveals she contemplated suicide while in Italian prison
• Beckham nets £20m mega deal with Sky as they respond to BT's Bale coup
• Clarifications and corrections
• I took drugs, admits Schofield (though I wasn't very good at it): This Morning host admits he dabbled during his days on children's TV
• The little devil wears Chanel! Bad boy Justin Bieber poses in designer balaclava
• Dallas fire captain and married father of three who 'rushed to the scene' of the Texas explosion is confirmed dead as five other firefighters remain missing
• Irish nanny who 'slammed infant on changing table before presenting lifeless body as napping to family' claims baby wasn't normal
• Klopp scared Bundesliga could become 'like Scotland' with runaway leader, but commits himself to Dortmund
• Dedication... that's what you need! Vanessa Hudgens heads to yet another gruelling Pilates reformer class
• JESS RICHARDS: COOKING WITH BONES
• GRAEME SIMSION: THE ROSIE PROJECT
• Let farms grow GM crops says Cameron's top scientist: Adviser speaks of 'strong case' for crops to be grown in Britain
• State investigation finds 37-year-old teacher guilty of running porn sites from school computers including 'mysluttyteacher.com'
• How I'll weed out the health tourists, by Hunt: Minister acts after Mail highlights abuse of NHS
• KERRY YOUNG: GLORIA
• Out of jail and straight out on the town with model girlfriend, the property tycoon in £400m divorce battle
• Renewed search launched for Holly Bobo after dog finds missing Tennessee student's PURSE just days after two-year anniversary of her disappearance
• Charles Sale: Daley to make the right kind of Splash as he puts fledgling media career on hold
• Born 11 weeks early, a scrap of life, the girl who proves just what a mother's love can achieve
• Now she's the cradle snatcher! Real Housewives' Sonja Morgan 'dates man 26 years her junior'... after divorcing husband, 82
• Man Of Steel hit with a big tax bill: Superman star Dean Cain owes a hefty $193,719 to Uncle Sam
• BENITEZ EXCLUSIVE: I can't forget the fans and the success. Liverpool is my home... but now I have to beat them!
• 'Punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to f***ing do it myself': Sorority girl's furious email rant to sisters
• House of horrors worker: I saw 10 babies BREATHE and when I became pregnant Gosnell pressured me to abort
• How gardening can make you 16lb lighter: Green-fingered women are up to a dress size smaller and have a better diet
• MELANIE PHILLIPS: The drug zealot I exposed a decade ago and how the BBC's promoting his plan for heroin 'shooting galleries'
• DEBUT FICTION
• Bruce in heaven with Hull as rejuvenated boss bouncing back to big time
• His leading lady! Robert Downey Jr passionately kisses his wife at Iron Man 3 premiere... as Gwyneth Paltrow is nowhere to be seen
• I hate Nimbys... but I hate the new lean-to on my neighbours' patio even more!
• That dress is a winner! Eva Longoria sets pulses racing in skintight cream frock at Tribeca Film Festival lunch
• First official pictures of the REAL Boston bomb suspects: FBI releases chilling images of TWO suspects carrying backpacks
• City and Chelsea on red alert as Cavani's mother admits the striker wants to leave Napoli
• THRILLERS
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: How can exposing the truth be a crime?
• PICTURED: The emotional moment Obama visits best friend of tragic Boston Marathon bombing victim
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Game of Thrones' Sophie Turner is a very down to earth princess
• Wenger tells Song to give Barcelona another season
• From Bridesmaid to Old Maid! Kristen Wiig drowns her frame in dowdy floral dress while promoting new film with Ben Stiller
• Liverpool target Rojas reveals he's agreed dream move to European club
• I do... again! Nene Leakes to marry ex-husband in reality TV spin-off I Dream Of NeNe
• Rise of email wedding invitations: The tech-savvy couples leaving formal traditions behind - but is going digital tacky?
• POPULAR FICTION
• NEWS IN BRIEF: Maya revives 2007 strategy of wooing Brahmins in UP
• More pain on the High Street: Debenhams feels the chill as profits fall 5.4% to £120million
• Bolton defender Alonso set for move to Italians Fiorentina
• One in, one out! Roma take a look at Krul but Fulham target Stekelenburg must go first
• JEFF POWELL ON FRIDAY: The return of the thug is a barometer of Broken Britain... Odious Woods is a cheat... Bobby's love for Bill... and what happened to the Spirit of the Blitz?
• New BHP Billiton boss begins cost-cutting exercise with swipe at OWN salary
• Are Rochelle and Marvin Humes expecting a boy? JLS's Oritse Williams slips up during interview
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Shakespeare is the hottest playwright in town but the Bard leaves us wanting Moor
• Delhi battered again: Daredevils lose to Chennai by 86 runs for sixth defeat
• Djokovic storms back to see off Monaco and book a place in the last eight
• Toronado can send me into retirement with Derby win, says trainer Hannon
• Cheeky! Smitten Rumer Willis tenderly pats actor boyfriend Jayson Blair on the bottom
• Bangalore's finest offer Rs 5 lakh reward for information on BJP blast culprits
• City will implode if we show our true form on the pitch, says Adebayor
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Comedy terrorists? If only they were
• We won't be caught out in FA Cup final, says Man City defender Richards
• Punjab leaders meet Pranab over Bhullar clemency
• Rahul 'against pre-poll alliances' as Congress prepares to go it alone
• MARKET REPORT: Pharma on a high after GSK lung treatment is approved by US drug regulators
• Andrew Roberts may not have appeared at the reception after Lady T's funeral, but his loyalty shouldn't be questioned
• Injured McCoy out until Tuesday after nasty fall keeps him in hospital
• Photo-call for a divorce: I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO BE HAPPY BY RUPERT CHRISTIANSEN
• MY BIZ: Supreme Court strikes a balance in mining mess
• Police charge Hardeep with Ponty murder
• Gunners keeping eye on Japan playmaker Inui as Wenger's shopping list grows
• Malcolm Macdonald: Carroll should be allowed to terrorise defenders
• Gavaskar is the only Indian for Bird as legendary umpire names his 'greatest ever' XI
• We're heading in the right direction, says Bahrain Crown Prince ahead of grand prix
• She's certainly not shy about her bump! Pregnant Kim Kardashian flashes her bare growing belly in lacy top
• Former army chief V K Singh breaks from crusade against government by asking top military figures to daughter's wedding
• 'I hope this works': Listen to Katie Price sing romantic wedding day ballad to groom Kieran Hayler as she shares exclusive intimate snaps from Bahamas nuptials
• Female pensioner 'knocked down by policeman with a baton' during protests over rape and murder of girl, aged SIX
• Freshman student, 19, plunges to her death from rooftop party near Temple University
• Police officer in 'drew his gun on a teen McDonald's customer who was taking too long to receive his order'
• PICTURE THIS: SHOE OBSESSION BY VALERIE STEELE AND COLLEEN HILL
• Guns are legal but Little Red Riding Hood is not: The provocative new PSAs of children holding banned items side-by-side with assault weapons
• Nepalese woman 'abducted and gang-raped by three men who forced her to drink sedatives'
• Is Barclays' Diamond age almost over? Ricci and Kalaris who hail from reign of Bob are given the boot by new chief
• Escort agency boss claimed £176,000 in benefits while running three businesses
• Getting broody? Jessica Wright coos over Imogen Thomas' takes ten-week-old daughter Ariana at hair extension bash
• England debate over Carroll rages on after latest effective display as battering ram
• 'I have a titanium plate in my hand and a bunch of screws': Zac Efron reveals agony of injury after fight scene with Dave Franco went awry
• Joint Parliamentary Committee clears PM and finance minister in 2G spectrum scam
• No choppers, no training, no men: National Security Guard in crisis as helicopter and manpower shortages cripple counter-terror effort
• Not an inch to pinch! Sandra Bullock flexes her toned biceps alongside The Heat co-star Melissa McCarthy in Las Vegas
• Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? LOST CAT BY CAROLINE PAUL WITH DRAWINGS BY WENDY MACNAUGHTON
• Farah admits speed coach link - Smith to help Olympic hero improve his finish
• Ex-justice of peace CHARGED with murder in Texas slayings of pair who prosecuted him for theft after wife confesses to plot and identifies him as the shooter
• Price of petrol could fall by another 3p a litre in next two weeks as wholesale price continues to drop
• Chelsea close in on £20m Schurrle as Leverkusen hold talks over deal
• A kindly Mrs T? This was not what Mr Flynn wished to hear
• Nurses fear a Mid Staffordshire crisis on their wards because of chronic under-staffing
• Summer is here, and so are the sniffles as temperature rise causes spike in respiratory illnesses
• Murray may be out of Monte Carlo but mum Judy targets glory in hostile Argentina
• 'We all share our clothes': Duran Duran daughter Atlanta de Cadenet Taylor on raiding the closets of her famous parents
• Anne Hathaway flashes a delighted smile after Gwyneth Paltrow takes over as 'most hated celebrity in Hollywood'
• Ex-FSA boss John Tiner quits bidding role over HBOS smear fears
• Hope for 18-month-old girl with rare skull condition after charity offers to pay for treatment her parents can't afford
• Scared? Simply unleash your inner Superman: THE SOCIETY OF TIMID SOULS BY POLLY MORLAND
• Woman, 23, missing for a MONTH had job interview at 'unknown home' the day she vanished
• 'I'm NOT a terrorist... I was just watching the marathon:' Moroccan high school runner is wrongly linked to Boston bombings after photograph of him at finishing line sweeps the internet
• Duchess of Cambridge follows family tradition and agrees to become patron of three charities
• Step it up! I'd like to see my Marathon mark go, says last British winner Martin
• Wiggins closes the gap on lead in Italy as he moves into third place
• Wenger makes English football U-turn, admitting foreign games get boring after just 20 minutes!
• A midsummer nightmare: Power crisis in National Capital Region set to worsen as energy demands peak at unprecedented levels
• Meet Vinnie the VERY patient rabbit who balances everything from ice cream cones to rubber ducks on his head
• Ex-Lehman jet setter Skip McGee receives promotion to height of Barclays' US operations
• MARTIN SAMUEL: Keep calm... but leave your spoons at home
• MP group criticise Olympic seating policy after public neglected for big events
• Horror as man, 65, in iconic Boston blast picture may lose his sight and suffer from brain damage as his wife remains on a respirator
• Va Va Voom! Kelly Brook shares sultry snap from Sophia Loren inspired calendar shoot
• Trade unions slam Aviva's plans to cull 2,000 jobs and cut redundancy packages
• Filthy rich: Paul Raymond's talent for making billions out of sex knew no limits: THE LOOK OF LOVE: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF PAUL RAYMOND, SOHO'S KING OF CLUBS BY PAUL WILLETS
• Skipper Neville appears out of the blue to shock Evertonian with season ticket gift
• Bihar raid nets crorepati clerk as officers find Rs 50 crore worth of assets
• Gerrard was right to snub Chelsea and stay at Liverpool, says former Reds boss Benitez
• You can take the high bunk and I'll take the low bunk: Sleeper bus to Scotland from £15
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, April 19
• Chris Foy: It's all kicking off over Six Nations on Friday nights
• Homeowner trespasses every time he walks out of his front door after council sells his front garden
• Never mind the Elgars... or how this year's Proms will star punks, rappers and rockers
• RAISINA TATTLE: Congress secretary takes a dig at Modi
• ALEX BRUMMER: Incoming governor Mark Carney concerned by Bank of England's limits
• Captain Heath's hot horses: Who to look for in the weeks ahead
• How Hollywood's most handsome face was turned into a bloody and beaten mess: First look at Ryan Gosling in Only God Forgives
• Couple viewing a flat for rent find a dead man in bed after ignoring an 'overpowering smell like dead cats'
• The style and I are one! Rebecca Hall steals the show in plunging jumpsuit with glimpse of side-boob at Iron Man 3 UK premiere
• They're back: Romanian beggars return to set up camp in Marble Arch a year after they blighted run-up to London Olympics
• 'Ain't nuthin' but a gangsta party': Khloe Kardashian channels 2Pac as she wears headscarf wrapped around her head to Kourtney's 34th birthday bash
• For sale: £1.9million luxury six-bedroom home called The Bentley that comes with a free £85,000 car of the same name
• Manchester is the heart disease capital of Britain: Residents THREE times more likely to die than those in London
• Major clean-up at National Park beauty spot after 2,000 Thatcher Death Party ravers leave trail of destruction
• And they said it wouldn't last! Three years on Tilda Swinton shows she is closer than ever to her toyboy lover
• Boy, 15, 'kept inside makeshift room made from tarps while being tortured and abused for four YEARS'
• Life after forty-five candles: Molly Ringwald is all grown up in mature photo shoot as she promotes her jazz debut album
• DIARY OF A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY: No basant, no bilji and only mad mullahs for company
• Liverpool and Arsenal target Vorm will only swap Swansea for 'top club in Europe'
• CVS in race firestorm as furious customer sues pharmacy chain after her name was listed as 'Ching Chong Lee' on her receipt
• Boruc targets Champions League after becoming the next Saint to sign new deal
• THE LAHORE LOG: Colourful campaigns
• Five rare Ferraris, including one that is so fast it can't be driven on the road, expected to sell for more than £14million in Lake Como auction
• 'Water mafia' makes a killing in Gurgaon as booming construction industry flouts high court ruling
• 'My 5yr old has reported I lock her in a cupboard at night' : Myleene Klass receives letter from Ava's school due to cheeky tale
• Hero? Not yet... Di Canio says to leave the plaudits until he's won silverware
• Who's the man with the Golden Cue? Betfair launch new high-break prize for World Snooker Championships
• Texas fertilizer plant where explosion 'killed 15' was once fined for poor safety plan... but owner claimed fire could NEVER happen
• THE BIGGER PICTURE: Modi needs to partner Advani
• David Cameron fails to make cut on Time magazine's list of 100 most influential people in the world... but Kim Jong Un, Malala and Jay-Z do
• Don't call me Baby! United misfit Bebe says he couldn't understand Fergie and admits he didn't take his Old Trafford career seriously
• WHIPLASH: Book parents who allow kids to drive
• So much for a short back and sides: Wacky hairstyles go on display for fantasy-themed competition
• VISUAL EDIT: The wars India lost to China
• 'I have a paycheck from 2006 I'm still waiting for': Supermodel Coco Rocha debunks glamorous world of modeling - as she reveals how to make it in the industry
• Woman, 24, 'gave birth and left her baby to die in a trash bag... and then blamed her heavy bleeding on irritable bowel syndrome'
• IT'S FRIDAY: Kaushal Parikh's new exhibition 'Bombay Bylines' is a tribute to his favourite city
• Nuclear power station has been leaking radioactive waste 'for months', says Environment Agency
• Farmer who shares his name with SP chief Mulayam 'tortured by UP police'
• Mourinho not the only man to rub off on Terry... Rodgers was a true inspiration too
• Kris Humphries preparing to end bitter divorce battle with Kim Kardashian 'as early as tomorrow'
• Irish prop Lahiff to leave for Australia when season ends
• 'I am eating myself to death': Australian Biggest Loser host Ajay Rochester gains 105lbs
• Melbourne University names scholarship after Big B
• Newlywed Christina Applegate looks disheveled in Atlanta before shooting Anchorman: The Legend Continues
• Britam Defence, David Goulding and Philip Doughty
• Girl, 3, dies after GP mistakes meningitis symptoms for flu
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Madame Tussauds unveils 'One Direction'
• Well, she is a fashionista after all! Slender Sarah Jessica Parker colour co-ordinates her and her twin daughters' outfits for regular school run
• Basketball star Brittney Griner comes out as a lesbian and reveals how she was 'picked on for being different'
• That's hair-raising! How Mad Men star Vincent Kartheiser shaves his head to play smug Pete Campbell for TV hit
• Baines salutes Everton teenager Barkley after impressive showing at Arsenal
• Family of war veteran given a hero's funeral by hundreds of strangers only learned about his death when they saw his picture on TV
• Academic and nurse spared jail after trying to smuggle Nigerian baby into the UK to get round adoption laws
• Justice once and for all: Review: Injustice: Gods Among Us (Xbox 360 / PS3/ Wii U / iOS)
• Put him down, Brandi! Real Housewives star kisses Jesse Heiman AGAIN on red carpet
• 'I don't want to sit where some naked person has been': Woman's fury after finding out health club is used by naturists
• McCoy in hospital with chest injury after suffering heavy fall at Cheltenham
• Been in a fight with a shredder? Christina Milian steps out in very ripped jeans and stripper style platform boots
• Headmaster of school for disabled at centre of shocking sex abuse claims resigns 'in best interests of the school'
• After 35 years a golden oldie turns up his fins: Britain's oldest goldfish, Splash, loses lifelong tank buddy, Splish (Or will he have forgotten about it in three seconds?)
• 'I didn't do anything!' High school track runner forced to deny involvement in Boston Marathon bombings after a picture of him and his coach is widely circulated
• Young couple who won £45m on the lottery to swap £90,000 former council house for £5m 'Teletubbies' mansion complete with garage hidden behind a waterfall
• The cancer survival lottery: More patients are surviving than ever but where you live can make a real difference
• Lennon set to miss Celtic's title celebrations as SFA hit manager with three-game ban
• Welcome to Earth II... and III: Astronomers hail 'most similar' planets to ours ever found
• Day care centre staff 'locked a woman in a cupboard and used someone in a wheelchair to keep door shut during years of abuse against patients'
• Nancy Reagan's daughter claims her mother supports gay marriage... two weeks after insisting her father did too
• The Big Bang didn't need God to set it off, says Stephen Hawking
• Orient to give out 1,500 FREE season tickets in bid to curb Hammers threat
• Mother drowned as she tried to save her sons in rip tide the day after lifeguard cover ended
• Pensioner forced to remove his tooth with pair of PLIERS after dentists turned him away
• Karma chameleon: Smart clothes that change their shape and colour as you move... and can even charge your phone
• How a single strand of HAIR can reveal a person's risk of developing heart disease
• Jennifer Lawrence and Jay-Z are named as two of the most influential people in the world by TIME magazine
• Family fun day! Pregnant Danielle O'Hara is not slowing down any time soon as she rides roller-coaster with sons and husband
• 'Don't leave me': 'Possessive' Polish boyfriend accused of killing British graduate girlfriend, 23, feared she would leave him in months before her murder
• Metro drive-thru branches to be launched in next month - but would you bank through your car window?
• Pictured: 'Survivalist' teenager missing for a month after being inspired to live in the wilderness by the film Into The Wild
• Young father, 21, shot dead in his bathroom by unknown man as his four-year-old son slept in the next room
• Police pay £2,500 to bus hundreds of English Defence League supporters to protest march
• Even racier than 50 Shades! Another female Brit dominates erotic fiction charts, taking on EL James with steamy new series
• BBC triumph in ratings war over Baroness Thatcher's funeral but corporation gets 200 complaints of bias (from both sides!)
• Stonehenge was occupied by humans 5,000 years EARLIER than we thought
• Farah takes on the FA Cup! Trophy mascot joins Mo on London Marathon start line
• 'We were actually born twins': Rebel Wilson reveals herself as Jennifer Lawrence's identical sibling in unearthed MTV Awards parody video
• Would you be prepared to let your newborn go diaper-free? Hipster parenting trend sees babies potty-trained just weeks after birth (but be warned, it can get messy)
• 'My wife murdered me the night she cut off my penis': Husband woke up to find his wife slashing him with a ten-inch knife... then she threw it in the trash
• Girl, 2, who lost both legs after father ran her over in lawnmower is pictured for the first time after four surgeries
• Come and get me! Male giant panda relaxes in the sun at Edinburgh zoo as he gets ready to mate in 36-hour annual window of opportunity
• Las Vegas building 10-acre public park in the middle of the Strip for $100 million
• Artist's mirror sculptures look like something from the film Predator as they 'float' in mid air in felled Scottish woodland
• The picture you never thought you'd see: Cycling cynic Jeremy Clarkson gets on his bike... but it's all for charity
• Man terrified by his own rape and murder fantasies undergoes voluntary chemical castration after fearing he would one day kill
• 'Mary you are a really great person. I said I would write. Jonathan': Poignant message in a bottle turns up 28 years later - and 5,000 miles away
• Getting in touch with their feminine sides! Gar Barlow and Chris Evans drive from Land's End to John O'Groats... in a PINK Rolls Royce
• No Alexandra? Jeremy Piven is spotted with a mystery brunette as he returns to London after spending time with singer Burke on last trip
• 'Gypsy gang' raided Ireland's National Museum, tied up security guard and stole eight rhino horns worth £420,000
• It's crunch time from the Premier League down to the Conference... All the points and permutations ahead of the biggest weekend of the season so far
• Catzilla's laser eyes will vaporise your street if you do not register to vote, warns absurd website which cost taxpayers £54,000
• Michele Bachmann faces new ethics headaches as former chief of staff will admit she PAID an Iowa lawmaker $7,500 per month to work on her presidential campaign
• Kim Jong Un joins Obama, Jay-Z, Taliban victim Malala and Jennifer Lawrence on list of world's 100 most influential people according to Time magazine
• Bangladeshi man beaten at Applebee's in 'revenge attack' over Boston Marathon bombings
• Liverpool transfer policy back on track, says Ayre after admitting signing Carroll and Co was an expensive 'leap of faith'
• You wouldn't wear these in the local baths! Hervé Léger unveils colourful cut-out swimsuit collection ideal for poolside posing (if you have a spare £550)
• A Lip A Day: Beauty blogger documents her pout with a different lipstick for every day for six months... and she's got another half year still to go
• Astronomers discover the universe's star factory: A giant galaxy that creates 3,000 Suns every year
• One-legged thief jailed after pulling gun from under his wheelchair and threatening female debt collector he lured to his house
• 'My head bangs every time I lay down': Dick Van Dyke, 87, cancels award show amid fears of neurological disorder
• Cancer costs the average patient £570 a month due to hospital travel and loss of earnings
• Dead body found in back of van by mechanics after NHS worker takes it to garage to get light fixed
• Duct tape is the new home decoration craze… and now there’s even an entire shop with tape in all the colours of the rainbow
• Jose Mourinho's wife and daughter burgled while staying at five star £1,000-a-night London hotel
• Dom Joly would love it - but does the 8in Galaxy Note really need a 'Call' button?
• Chasing The Sun... all the way to the Bahamas! The Wanted strip off as they enjoy some much needed time out
• We're short of cash and looking for more paid work to do in our spare time - what do we need to know to go 'moonlighting'?
• What a load of Bulls! New York star Juninho sent off after Neilsen dives like Rivaldo
• Now these are REAL superheroes: How one mom's homemade capes are helping young children fight rare and incurable diseases
• A glimpse behind the 21st century's Iron Curtain: Revealing pictures show North Korea's flatpack factories, empty motorways and glittering Hotel Of Doom
• Two female Long Island teachers pulled from classroom for 'inappropriate contact with football player and wrestler'
• One small step for Ed Miliband: Labour leader pontificates from world's most pointless soapbox on campaign trail
• 'My young immune system needed a boost': Robin Roberts reveals she is back in hospital after falling ill on vacation
• I apologize for inventing the word fashionista': Author who coined term 20 years ago says sorry for his 'crime' against language
• Egyptian bride ordered to pay £5,000 compensation to groom because she had secret surgery to restore her virginity
• DEBORAH ROSS: Help! My flashbacks are having flashbacks
• I do like to rent beside the seaside: Coastal towns and Northern cities now buy-to-let hotspots as landlords cash in on high yields
• Two in five over 45s expect to sell their home to fund long-term care, despite Government attempt to limit costs
• Going up in the world? Why where you stand in the lift reflects your social status
• 'I back Amanda Bynes 100 percent': Nikki Blonsky insists Hairspray co-star is having a breakthrough not a breakdown
• How could you miss her? Claudia Schiffer does boho chic as she dresses down for day out shopping... but manages to go unnoticed
• The perfect accessory! Alexis Bledel reveals the stunning engagement ring given to her by Mad Men fiance Vincent Kartheiser
• Stick to the catwalk, Cara: Delevingne shows off some quirky dance moves as she attends fashion photography exhibition
• Aviva to axe 2,000 jobs worldwide as cost cutting continues
• Businessman, 59, ordered to drop his pants by airport staff to prove he had a hip replacement that set off metal detectors
• PIERS MORGAN: Twitter is now my most attractive asset to the opposite sex
• I don't know where I stand any more, admits bit-part Chelsea skipper Terry
• Pictures to make you smile: Animals get human mouths in these entertaining images
• Peter Lloyd: 'Why I'm suing my gym over their sexist women-only hours'
• MG owner killed when his car broke down on dual carriageway and was hit by a lorry as he waited for help
• Look who's not porking! John Travolta is back to his hip swivelling best as he shows off newly slim frame in fitted suit
• Ann Curry was 'tortured' by Today staff, never given a chance, and her clothes compared to Big Bird... and top producer plotted to oust her in 'Operation Bambi'
• Effortlessly chic: Jenna Dewan-Tatum is one cool mother-to-be in a black maxi and leather jacket
• Boston bombing brings back the tourniquet: Once-doubted medical device to stop bleeding saved countless lives amidst the bloodshed
• West Ham boss Allardyce escapes FA charge after accusing linesman over offside Van Persie goal in Man United draw
• Expensive taste! Ashley Greene climbs into $200,000 luxury sports car with mystery man
• Costumes from The Great Gatsby worn by Carey Mulligan and Leonardo DiCaprio go on display in London
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