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• Anger as BBC silences its new boss with two-year gag that bans him from talking about Corporation once he leaves
• 'I had to shave my head': Amanda Bynes goes in search of a hat as she struggles to hide her scruffy hair extensions
• Prince Charles: My paintings are quite good... from 100 yards away! Revealing documentary shows royal artworks
• 'I'd had him for so long, he was like family': Pet owner heartbroken after police dog chasing suspects through gardens stops off to maul her pet rabbit George to death
• Lynn's score of 68 on Augusta debut sets early pace in Masters but the big boys are just behind the late developer from Stoke
• Organ donation increases by 50% in just four years: Number of donors jumped to 1,200 in 2012
• And the top score for a toned body goes to... Peta Murgatroyd shows off her incredible arms at Dancing with the Stars rehearsals
• Finch hits half century as Pune Warriors end 11 match losing streak
• The moment First Lady Michelle Obama giggled like a schoolgirl as she got to meet her musical idols at lavish White House soul concert
• R Prasad on... Mamata's hecklers
• Woods settles for scrappy first round 70, but why could this be bad news for the others?
• Unconvincing plot is blind to Helen's talents and undermines the ability of Damian Lewis's wife
• Striking new bridge built to bring new hope to struggling town is forced to close after metal thieves plunder it for steel
• Yobbish behaviour is getting worse, say eight in ten Britons: Figures raise concerns over lack of police action to combat problem
• Rahul plans overhaul in Uttar Pradesh ahead of elections
• DEREK LAWRENSON AT THE MASTERS: English trio in the frame as Lynn stars with Rose and Westwood well placed
• Get it right: Wotte pulls up Lennon for swipe at Scotland's youth development work
• Mac on... Baroness Thatcher and the rise in organ donations
• Reserve Bank of India calls for FDI amendments to stop clandestine flow of cash to tobacco firms
• Police must serve the real victims of crime
• Wolverine workout! Sweat-drenched Hugh Jackman flexes his mean biceps and rock hard abs during early-morning gym visit
• The Place Beyond The Pines: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes offer indie entertainment
• Has Simon Got Talent? Cowell gets on the BGT stage for the first time this year to enjoy a striptease after being cajoled by David Walliams
• Agony of CNN's new star anchor as mother is jailed for a year for 'nearly killing' a man in DUI crash just weeks before her prime-time debut
• Broner signs to fight Malignaggi in June, leaving unification showdown with Burns hanging in the balance
• What a catch! Incredible moment family accidentally hooks BALD EAGLE on fishing trip to Alabama
• 'He carried the mightiest weapon of all - love so powerful that he was willing to die so his brothers might live': Obama awards Medal of Honor to heroic Army chaplain 60 years after he died in captivity during Korean War
• A look inside assassin's wallet: Never-seen-before pictures of Lee Harvey Oswald's personal items go on display
• Football is on... but not for some viewers as STV cuts away from dramatic finale of Spurs tie for advert break
• So young, so beautiful, so insecure: Few women appreciate their looks when they're in full bloom. Here three relive old insecurities in letters to their anxious young selves
• Westfield must give evidence in Kaneria appeal, says High Court
• Is Cristina Kirchner actually set to attend Thatcher's funeral?
• The ultimate accessory! Marc Jacobs, 50, and his muscle-bound boyfriend Harry Louis, 24, lock lips during romantic trip
• Oblivion beckons: Tom Cruise hits a career low as his dystopian nightmare bores our critic to tears
• Ex-United winger Gorre signs for Swans after successful trial
• Traffic police in Delhi crackdown on illegal parking by targeting 60 main roads in the city
• The Tyne-Wear derby is one of the fiercest, it's more than just a game of football. Sportsmail reveals the 10 reasons why...
• Mayim Bialik's Big Bang Theory: Why actress doesn't want to 'sexualise' geeky love with her on-screen love interest Sheldon Cooper
• Al Capone's relatives sign up for a reality show that follows their 'lasagna-loving dysfunctional family'
• Aubameyang agent confirms host of top flight clubs on alert
• Guan shoots one-over opening round of 73 at Augusta... not bad for a 14-year-old!
• Cameron defends '£10m' bill for funeral ceremony and attacks Alastair Campbell's claim that he is using Baroness Thatcher's death for political gain
• Jackie Robinson '42': Iconic and rare pictures show how baseball's first black player broke down racial barriers over 65 years ago
• Battle of the Masters WAGs: Skier Lindsey Vonn keeps a close eye on boyfriend Tiger Woods as Wayne Gretzky's starlet daughter cheers on golfer Dustin Johnson
• Argentines' anger over calls for Falklands capital to be renamed 'Port Margaret' in honour of Iron Lady
• They're tie-dye for! Elle Macpherson wears cool acid washed jeans as she lands in Miami
• The condemned man's last meal: Glum Rick Ross treats himself to steak just hours before Reebok drop him over rape lyric controversy
• MARTIN SAMUEL AT THE MASTERS: Tunnel vision is the key weapon in Tiger's recovery
• Singer Katherine Jenkins to attend Baroness Thatcher's funeral as details of plan to allow MPs and peers to visit her coffin on eve of service are revealed
• Reminiscing about her younger years! Alessandra Ambrosio turns back the fashion clock in dungarees as she turns 32
• HOWZZAT: A fictitious diary of Imran Khan
• Ameobi: Newcastle had too much left to do after dropping the first leg to Benfica... that's why we're out
• The Rs 5 crore contract killing of Bhardwaj shows murder is still big business in the Delhi and Mumbai underworlds
• Ignore the finger-waggers. You SHOULD go to work on an egg!
• She won't be single for long: Julianne Hough cuts a toned figure in sheer tank top and fluorescent sports bra
• THE LAHORE LOG: A political milestone has been crossed in Pakistan but the growing role of religion in elections remains a worry
• Britney turns sporty Spears as she pulls on football shirt and leggings for grocery store visit with boyfriend
• Dan Wootton: No second helping of Simon Cowell's foodie flop
• Augusta Tee Room: Paunchy Lynn is big in America
• You CAN always get what you want: Ronnie Wood lavishes wife Sally with love as he launches his latest art exhibition
• Pick on someone your own size! Florida tour guide wrestles Burmese python which turns out to be 10.5ft long and stronger than him
• How metal from cremated bodies is being sold off... and recycled into road signs and aircraft engines
• 'Scargill Alive': How a two-word text message revealed former mine union firebrand's satisfaction at seeing out his bitter enemy Baroness Thatcher
• Villas-Boas disappointed with early exit from competition he had 'high hopes' for
• Tigers endangered as Rajasthan government green-lights reserve while ignoring wildlife regulations
• The latest technology investment craze that has made the Winklevii $11MILLION: Twins among the latest class of geeks striking it rich with 'Bitcoins'
• 'Don't cry!': Demi Lovato taken aback by screaming, sobbing fans during appearance on Live With Kelly And Michael
• Hoarding, skin picking and temper tantrums are now classified as mental disorders in controversial revision of 'psychiatric bible'
• Phony email account used by recently-resigned EPA administrator was NOT standard practice and broke federal law, researcher responds to Sen. Barbara Boxer
• 'They danced in the streets when Hitler died too': Death parties drama teacher likens Lady Thatcher to Nazi leader
• Pictured: The 16-year-old aspiring lawyer gunned down in broad daylight in Chicago
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Alex Kingston swaps the Tardis for toil and trouble with Kenneth Branagh
• Get Gotze! City join Arsenal and Man United in chase to sign Dortmund ace
• I Begin To Wonder... where the years have gone! Dannii Minogue looks 21 not 41 as she poses in skimpy shorts and crop top
• Why everything you think you know about Maggie and Denis is wrong... HE was anything but a hen-pecked buffoon. SHE was a far better mother than she's painted
• Sidhu set to quit politics after being 'left out in the cold' by BJP leadership
• Bravely braless! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off her sensational figure in tight halterneck sweater and sheer skirt
• As 2,000 guests prepare for Lady T's funeral, just four names appear in the City's book of tributes
• MY BIZ: Airtel gets 3G shock as Supreme Court orders firm not to extend roaming services to new customers without licenses
• 'It's a conspiracy to malign my image': Congress leader Jagdish Tytler claims witnesses in 1984 anti-Sikh riots are 'telling lies' as BJP hails court ruling and compares party to Nazis
• 'I'm not judging': Now Farrah Abraham's devout Christian father Mike speaks out about her porn video and says he will 'forgive' his daughter
• Scotland Yard sergeant resigns in disgrace over Thatcher tweets in which he hoped her death was 'degrading and painful'
• No silence, say FA: We respect Lady Thatcher, but this is football not politics
• She doesn't have to be sporty - but smoking is a big turn-off: Ryan Lochte on his perfect girl - and why she might meet his family after just two dates
• Jeans and no tie - Maggie didn't believe the young man she'd just met could be the Tory leader: Lady Thatcher's verdict on Cameron and the successors who turned their back on her
• Going commando? Sarah Harding steps out in risqué LBD that leaves very little room for underwear at My Beautiful Ball
• NDA allies put pressure on BJP to name PM candidate
• 'Someone's trying to kill me!': Death plunge air hostess's cry as she ran barefoot through Dubai tower block lobby minutes before tragedy
• Basle's Austrian international defender Dragovic a target for Sunderland
• The spectacular moment sandhogs building train tunnel 120 feet beneath Grand Central Terminal blast 11-foot rock wall to rubble with high explosives
• Lone Star campus knife-man says he fantasized about necrophilia, cannibalism and cutting people's faces off and wearing them as masks
• MNS workers force student to urinate on Pawar's hoarding as they protest against minister's 'insensitive' drought remark
• BJP looks beyond Hindutva as party reaches out to minority voters across India
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Carey Mulligan's the new face in the Madding Crowd
• Lazio 1 Fenerbahce 1 (agg 1-3): Erkin's equaliser sends visitors through to final four
• 'We're still one of the best, if not the best!' Beckham has high hopes for English football despite dismal European display
• Newcastle have crashed out of Europe, but local lass Hipgrave steals the show for ITV
• Finding love... the Bachelor way! Love scorned Brad Womack shares a hug with The Bachelor's AshLee Frazier on baseball date
• Two Brian McDermotts! Leeds set to mirror Rhinos by appointing former Reading boss this weekend
• Basle 2 Tottenham 2 (agg 4-4, 4-1 on pens): 10-man Spurs made to pay the penalty despite Dempsey double
• Jenna Bush shows off growing baby bump in a bright pink figure-hugging top as her due date fast approaches
• A chance to walk in Carrie's (size 7) shoes: Sarah Jessica Parker auctions designer heels from Sex and the City for charity
• Man United prepare offer for £3.5m-rated Belgian teen sensation Henen
• Congressman forced to delete tweet saying Cyndi Lauper is 'hot' during performance at the White House
• Orthodox Jewish man photographed covering himself in plastic bag during flight because faith forbids him to fly over cemeteries
• NFL star Kerry Rhodes forced to deny he's gay - despite being pictured with his arm around another man
• A heartfelt letter to my grieving mother and Maggie's great unknown quality - her human kindness
• Maharashtra government suspends 36 police constables for taking bribe
• Trinamool Congress denies responsibility for University vandalism despite television footage of party's involvement
• 'When we get together, bad things happen!': Wolf Pack terrorised in Tijuana by crime boss John Goodman in new Hangover Part III trailer
• Hold on tight! Rosie O'Donnell takes her children for a joy ride on jet ski holiday
• West Ham cool on Carroll with cut-price £10m offer for Liverpool striker
• Pistorius family hits out at Oscar's 'disturbing' Twitter fan club for attacking Reeva Steenkamp's memory and 'disregarding' pain felt by her relatives
• Lesbian beauty queen, 19, with Mexican father and African-American mother competes for Miss South Carolina crown
• Carnival Fascination fails health inspection after dead flies, leaking brown material and cockroach 'nymph' found on board
• Lallana signs five-year extension that keeps him at St Mary's until 2018
• 'Back with babe': Ireland Baldwin can't contain her excitement as she's reunited with paddle surfer boyfriend
• 'I am just focusing on work': Tom Cruise avoids questions about his love life as he thrills fans on Oblivion red carpet
• Supermarket copycats: From Oaties (or Hobnobs) to Chipz (or Pringles), the products made to look like best-sellers to fool shoppers
• Tsonga joins Murray and Berdych in star-studded line-up for Queen's Club
• The dog girl? Ashleigh's all woman now! A year after their big win, the teenager's no longer hiding behind her pooch Pudsey - she's found a few tricks of her own
• Pep's Master plan... Guardiola pops over to Augusta to take in some more golf before sabbatical draws to an end
• Bollywood actors sport rustic macho look as handlebar moustache makes an iconic comeback
• Former NFL star Sam Hurd pleads guilty to drug-possession with intent to distribute cocaine and marijuana
• Shocking video taken on bus shows angry mother THROW her baby so she can fight another passenger
• RAISINA TATTLE: CBI special director to be new NIA chief
• A blessing or a curse? Woman with biggest breasts in Britain reveals worries they are going to kill her relationship
• Crystal Renn turns modern-day Rapunzel for Free People as she poses with long braided hair and dark lips
• Two good! Van Gerwen thrashes powerless Taylor and surges clear after back-to-back wins in Sheffield
• The gym's certainly working: Fearne Cotton shows off her post baby body as she steps out for the first time since giving birth to support Ronnie Wood at art exhibition
• Who needs a vintage Rolls Royce? Newlywed couple hop on the Tube to reception at Charing Cross
• From the Iron Chancellor to the Iron Lady: Angela Merkel signs book of condolence to Baroness Thatcher as thousands pay their respects across the world
• JEFF POWELL: Possession might be nine-tenths of the law but Barcelona's tiki-taka is flawed without magnificent Messi as part No 10
• CHRIS FOY: Fillol's 14-week spitting ban shows folly of disciplinary system
• The sun has arrived! Catherine Tyldesley brightens proceedings at the British Animal Honours in a radiant yellow dress
• George Zimmerman's mother says her son was arrested in Trayvon killing to 'placate the masses'
• Joint Parliamentary Committee set to clear PM's name in 2G scam
• Better not leave this mobile on the train! Designer creates world's most expensive iPhone 5 from gold and £9m black diamond
• Charles Sale: Prince William gives Dyke the thumbs-up to become new FA chairman
• Return a $200 dress and get $220 credit? Sounds too good to be true! Online retail store that GIVES customers money to shop
• For an impartial view, it's over to Arthur Scargill...
• Digvijaya denies leadership discord in Congress despite refusing to name PM candidate for 2014 polls
• Macklin books title fight with hard-hitting Kazakh fighter Golovkin in June
• Newcastle 1 Benfica 1 (agg 2-4): Toon's European adventure comes to an end after St James' draw - now for the derby
• Man suspected of killing West Virginia sheriff was able to buy a gun after release from mental hospital because his data wasn't entered into federal database
• Fellaini hat-trick! Everton midfielder squeezes his trademark bushy hair into chef's hat for spicy encounter
• Chinese Grand Prix: The lowdown on round three of the 2013 championship
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, April 12
• What diva antics? Miranda Kerr flashes angelic smile after claims her $1m Victoria's Secret contract hasn't been renewed
• Durham on a sticky wicket as Somerset scent unlikely victory
• Fancy seeing you here, Captain: Alice Eve parties with Star Trek co-star Chris Pine as she looks glamorous in black at Coach party
• Former trainer Foster, mentor to late Monkees frontman Jones, passes away aged 86
• Relaxed Rafa agrees with his Chelsea stars arguing after Lampard lays into Luiz
• MARKET REPORT: Ashmore shows it has the assets with BRIC investors lavishing £4.7m on shares
• 'It's excruciating': Bethenny Frankel describes agony of divorce from Jason Hoppy as she steps out with daughter Bryn
• Sisters, 4 and 7, left orphaned in car crash which killed their parents
• Grocery store worker, 38, survives shooting after stray bullet hits his belt buckle
• THE BIGGER PICTURE: Business leaders' praise for Rahul's speech at the CII AGM overlooks the ongoing trust deficit between industry and government
• Miaow Millie! Miss Mackintosh tries on a feline veil while shopping for her perfect wedding dress
• 'I don't speak to my parents anymore': Troubled Amanda Bynes cuts concerned family members out of her life
• BP told by major shareholder to 'raise its game' over unsuitable executive pay at heated annual meeting
• How millions of fliers have treasure trove of unused air miles
• Beausejour: Wigan can't let FA Cup run damage survival chances like it did with old club Birmingham
• Tornado strikes Mississippi killing one as extreme weather sweeps across the nation
• I can handle abuse, says Di Canio after police issue warning ahead of Tyne-Wear derby
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Lindsay plans to check into rehab again
• Where is everyone? Chelsea lose in a quarter-full stadium while Lazio exit Europa behind closed doors because of fan racism
• 'I'm not a creep, just looking to help out': The men using Craigslist to offer free rooms in exchange for 'maid service' and sex
• Schroders dumps Rothschild and switches side in Bumi row
• Fisherman reeling in catch gets a big surprise when SHARK jumps out of the water and tries to snatch it
• Gymnastics coach who sexually abused seven girls as young as six walks free from court as judge accepts his 'remorse' despite attempts to blame victims
• Healthy pre-tax profits for WH Smith provide suitable Swann-song for outgoing boss
• More teenagers disliking Facebook and Twitter as chat apps take over instead
• Mystery over HBOS chief’s diverted pay through OWN family's company
• Student dies on his 16th birthday after being hit in the chest with softball during gym class
• ALEX BRUMMER: Bolland challenges the critics with triumphant food sales and success in overseas markets
• 'She was four hours late and DID steal bracelets': Charlie Sheen on Lindsay Lohan's nightmare antics on Anger Management set
• Quantitative easing and low interest rates have damaging side effects, warns IMF
• WHIPLASH: Thatcher hysteria risks whitewashing the damage done by Iron Lady's policies
• POWERCRACY: Boosting mobile governance for better synergy
• More drab misery for M&S as sales slump to 4-year low due to 'sluggish footfall and heavy competitor discounting'
• Boehner slams Obama budget as 'a step backward' that 'never, ever, ever comes to balance,' as administration waits in vain for agreement on take-it-or-leave-it proposal
• Give us a break from the sound of silence...
• Xbox practice pays off as Welshman Donaldson hits hole-in-one on debut
• Caribbean island put up for sale for half the price of a London home by man who sold his whole life on eBay after marriage split
• Rihanna slips into tight yellow dress on date with Chris Brown... but on-again couple appear tense amid claims of MORE fighting
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Fall in auto sales says a good deal about economy
• Model mom! Gisele Bündchen legs it around Manhattan in skinny jeans with her four-month-old baby girl
• Jordi Punti: LOST LUGGAGE
• Trust me on this one! Rodgers targets £12m Williams, but at 28 he must convince Liverpool owners he isn't 'too old'
• Picture This: DANCERS BY ANDREJ USPENSKI
• 'I'm slightly miserable about it': Busy actress Elizabeth Banks admits juggling career with motherhood is a struggle
• PIERS MORGAN: 'Tangle with Margaret Thatcher? There'll only be one winner, Piers...'
• Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg calls for easing of immigration laws as he makes first foray into politics
• The stuffed bear called Cannelle who wants to show you why taxidermy is not a weird hobby as he takes part in new exhibition in France
• Woman accused of starting blaze that killed five family members had also 'threatened to burn down house' of a mother-of-two 'love rival'
• Girl, 10, threatened with being stoned to death unless she withdraws rape claim
• Gourmet to go! Pregnant Jenna Dewan-Tatum carries her luxury packed lunch on a day out in London
• Ripping yarns as Peachy and Woolly take on the Nazis: THE SPECIAL FORCES CLUB BY SEAN RAYMENT
• Britain's most-prolific thief is jailed for his 342nd offence spanning 48 years after raid on charity shop
• Rubin Kazan 3 Chelsea 2 (agg 4-5): Torres steers sleepy Blues through to semi-final after nail-biting finish
• Agony of suicide 'gang-rape teen' mother as she reveals daughter is still being trolled after she hanged herself
• Heartwarming moment Snow White grants little girl's wish for her Marine father to come home
• Tesco drops 11-year ban on eggs from chickens fed on GM soya diet as it blames farmers and suppliers for the decision
• 'I have a tomorrow because of Taylor': The remarkable bond between the family of teen who died in ski tragedy and the woman who received her heart
• She's in safe hands! Fabregas posts photo of newborn daughter after making yet another Champions League semi-final
• Wigan fan Lynn dreaming of magical double after carding 68 on Masters debut
• Swapping Om for Shalom: Yoga gets a Jewish twist so Hasidic community can finally join the fitness craze
• Grand Prix classics: Hamilton's atonement after debut blunder and Schumacher's last win... here are some special races from Shanghai
• Dumped boyfriend taunted his ex-lover on the phone before plunging 350ft to his death... and left the line open so she could hear his screams
• Why ARE crisps and chocolate so addictive? Scientists claim to have cracked the mystery
• Bumblers, battleaxes and a very British love story: FILM FREAK BY CHRISTOPHER FOWLER
• Is algae the next super material? Bacteria used to create substance that could make everything from armour to phone screens
• Stewards forced to close the world's best-known racetrack - after vandals painted this 30ft PENIS on the tarmac
• Two dead and dozens injured after charter bus carrying people to a casino overturns on Texas highway
• Army 'could be putting troops' lives at risk' by failing to check ageing munitions, warns coroner after friendly fire death of soldier
• The power of FREE Mad Men product placement: Koss headphones' eureka after hit show uses brand in season premiere
• Lindsay Lohan gets a VERY thorough pat-down by security as she jets out of JFK
• Build your own adventure: Disney Infinity reveals unique Toy Box mode (Xbox 360 / PS3 / PC / Wii U/ Wii/ 3DS/ Vita)
• CHRIS EVANS: A superb new Subaru. Pity the car's so underpowered (but at least there's a turbo version round the corner)
• The moment Joe Jonas surprises a super fan who asked him to formal by pulling off a disguise in Today show crowd
• A house worthy of Britain's greatest architect: Stately home given to Sir Christopher Wren as payment for designing St Paul's goes on sale for £4.25m
• 14 year old Chinese prodigy becomes youngest ever Master competitor...providing a taste of the communist country's future ambitions in the sport
• It's Willoughby vs Dimbleby: ITV pit jolly Holly against sombre-toned BBC veteran David to cover Margaret Thatcher's funeral
• The lonely generation: A third of over-50s feel isolated... and it's as bad for their health as smoking 15 a day, say campaigners
• The shoes that were nice but never, ever naughty: CLARKS: MADE TO LAST: THE STORY OF BRITAIN'S BEST-KNOWN SHOE FIRM BY MARK PALMER
• Police identify man who fell from plane landing at Heathrow as Mozambican, 30, after finding SIM card in his jeans pocket
• Every flower tells a tale: Stopped in his tracks by a bout of man-flu, Monty says that slowing down can help us appreciate nature at its best
• We are not doomed! Defiant Adkins refuses to accept relegation despite Reading's 'uphill task'
• Grandmother thought she had won $40,000 on the lottery… only to discover it was $40MILLION when her daughter checked the numbers
• TV's Fabulous Baker Brothers on how it really can change your life (and why Paul Hollywood's doing it all wrong!)
• Hodgson: Burn-out? How can that be the case when England players aren't even involved in 19 games of a 55-match season?
• Fisherman killed by a BEAVER as he tried to take a photo of it by a lake in Belarus
• 'They thought it was a big vacation': Grandparents welcome home toddlers 'kidnapped by their parents and taken to Cuba on a sailboat' as they are pictured for the first time
• EXCLUSIVE: Inspirational leader Smith looking forward to an exciting time in the Oval office - and he can't wait to play with KP and Ponting
• 'Obama said chill "You gonna get me impeached"': Jay-Z's gloating rap reply to fury over government-backed Cuban trip with wife Beyoncé
• Not everyone pulled together as the bombs rained down - the blackout provided a perfect opportunity for murder, says David Kane, the man behind a grisly new two-part whodunnit
• Missing out on Europa action to Everton would be a blessing for Liverpool, says Anfield boss Rodgers
• A Cornish bolt-hole so cosy that it really doesn't matter if the sun goes missing
• Do you need a crane for that? Frankie Sandford wears her huge engagement ring as she joins The Saturdays in Munich
• TV weatherman Fred Talbot steps out in public for the first time since being arrested over historic schoolboy sex abuse claims
• Speeding motorist, 25, jailed for five years after killing schoolboy, 12, in a bus lane as he crossed the road
• Wife sobs as priest is jailed for sex attack: Secret bride to stand by disgraced Catholic cleric
• 'Our fitness levels ARE unacceptable!' Di Canio defends his damning assessment of Sunderland squad
• The ultimate remote-control helicopter: US Military set to use full-sized aircraft that is actually a DRONE
• 'I smoke one cigarette a week': Gwyneth Paltrow the health fanatic reveals her vice... and vows to NEVER get Botox again
• Meghan McCain attacks Ann Coulter after she jokes about McCain being shot dead
• 'There are people swinging the lead': Cameron vows to get tough with anyone refusing to make the effort to find a job
• The real life chicken run! Plucky hen escapes in a delivery van travelling 40 miles from home and makes a run for it as the driver opens the door
• Vintage footage capturing the spontaneous celebrations that broke out across Hawaii on VJ Day… four years after Pearl Harbor
• Supermarkets accused of tricking shoppers into buying own-brand products by copying household names - but would you buy an alternative if it was cheaper?
• It's the role they all wanted - the tortured young Leonardo in a raunchy new series. And it's going to make Tom Riley a star
• Sex offender, 18, 'raped 11-year-old schoolgirl repeatedly in park then told her he would show film of attack to friends and those she loved'
• EXCLUSIVE: Silva losing battle to be fit for Man City's FA Cup semi-final clash with Chelsea
• Mysterious 60,000 ton stone 'grave marker' at the bottom of the Sea of Galilee baffles archaeologists
• Children's lives are being put at risk by a 'chronic shortage' of hospital doctors on weekends and evenings
• 'We'd like a little girl': Kim Zolciak reveals she’s trying for FIFTH child in sneak peek preview for Don't Be Tardy
• French scrum-half Fillol suspended for 14 weeks for Stringer spitting controversy
• Police arrest first two suspects for hate crime against 'Emos' after murder of student who was targeted because she looked like a goth
• Thomas Becket's blood, Usain Bolt's running shoes, or the Queen Mum's handbag? Four Rooms, the new show where ruthless dealers battle it out over bizarre artefacts
• Five women detained by Israeli police at Western Wall for performing 'men-only' prayer rituals
• Vatican is forced to admit Pope Emeritus Benedict's health has worsened following reports 'he will not be with us much longer'
• France's top rabbi forced to quit after he admits he 'borrowed' from other peoples' work and lied about his education
• That's sew clever! Artist uses buttons to recreate anything from a bathroom to the Mona Lisa!
• The Angel has landed! Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel sports a wide grin as she arrives to Los Angeles airport
• Revealed: These five famous flops are the worst-selling cars to ever hit American roads
• The last war criminals of the Holocaust: German Nazi hunters to hold Auschwitz guards to account after nearly 70 years
• How the father of JPMorgan Chase CEO got a $1.1M raise as troubled son's salary was CUT
• Tesco Bank turns up the heat on personal loan market with triple whammy of rate cuts
• Tiger's lucky charm! Woods makes a solid start at The Masters as Olympian girlfriend Lindsey Vonn watches for the first time
• Hear me roar! Nicki Minaj highlights her famous derriere in a leopard print maxi dress paired with thigh high bondage-style gladiator heels
• Roger Allam is the seasoned old copper who takes Morse under his wing - and gives him his first ale - in new prequel Endeavour
• Surveillance footage shows the dramatic moment a store clerk beats gun-toting robber with a baseball bat
• Lee Mead arrives home and takes charge of baby Betsy... and wife Denise Van Outen heads out alone after squashing split rumours
• 'Most children learn how to swear before they even know the alphabet': Forget the ABC, toddlers prefer the F-word
• Profits of 5% help mark WH Smith CEO's swansong but high street sales still fall
• Bird flu crisis hits profits at KFC as China epidemic claims two more victims and government resorts to Twitter to keep people safe
• EXCLUSIVE: Jaime Murray is unrecognisable as she strips off for sexy bath scene in new sci-fi show Defiance
• How your under-wired bra could kill you... if you're a keen walker
• Has the iPad killed the PC? Biggest sales slump in history reported as users turn to tablets and phones
• Piggly Wiggly supermarket mascot who was given a pardon from butcher's block is shot DEAD after she escaped from animal shelter
• The day that changed my life: Jo Wood, ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, 58, recalls the day he told her their marriage was over
• How Atlanta has become the sugar daddy capital of America (but men who fund their younger girlfriends' lifestyles are making LESS money)
• Well-meaning parents are ruining their children's teeth by giving them fruit juice
• Britain really has Got Talent! Simon Cowell watches intently as Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden kiss each other... before turning on him
• Gold price drops as Cyprus is told to flog reserves to meet its share of soaring €23bn bailout bill
• Madrid's new sweeper: How Mourinho plucked a Mexican cleaner from the gutter and gave him dream job at Real
• I wasn't ready to be a manager! Neville reveals he turned down job offers
• Made In Chelsea's Binky Felstead is photobombed by a dude in the nude as she gets hosed down after a day at boot camp
• Chicago judge lashes out at city for issuing nearly 700 parking tickets and $105,761 in fines to an abandoned car
• Secretbook lets users hide ANY message in a Facebook picture
• Labour's Chuka Umunna can't remember, so who DID use a computer at his law firm to liken him to Barack Obama on Wikipedia?
• 'I am his lighthouse in a storm': Girlfriend, 25, of French finance minister leaps to defence of her under-fire boyfriend, 57
• Builder, 58, reunited with his wallet 35 YEARS after it was stolen from a leisure centre with everything except £15 still inside
• Meet the glamorous model who upstaged Wozniacki at The Masters (...and it looks like she might be better at golf too!)
• Which Rwandan youngster has England star Wilshere tipped for a big future at Arsenal?
• One great grandfather, three grandfathers, five uncles and one father welcome the first girl born in to their family in 90 YEARS
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