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• 'Let's face reality - she's fat!' Joan Rivers brands Adele 'chubby' after being asked to apologise for poking fun at the singer's size
• Liverpool and Everton hoping Chelsea will hand them Euro boost with FA Cup victory
• Bedroom tax? Even my boys have to share in our four-bed house, says Tory chairman
• The celebrities fighting to stop their homes being swept into the sea: How LA neighborhood of the stars is struggling to survive
• Women ARE the worst drivers (at least in the L-test)
• Latest green levy 'is a stealth poll tax on families and will account for an 8% rise on household bills'
• Rival youth football coaches who brawled in front of players charged with battery and 'disturbing the peace'
• Man behind notorious fire that killed 29 people more than 40 years ago to be released
• Hopping mad! Easter Bunny gets pulled over on his motorbike by highway patrol for not wearing a helmet
• Three killed in massive 75-car pile-up on foggy Virginia interstate
• Management by hand grenade! If Di Canio's reign at Swindon is anything to go by, Sunderland should prepare for shockwaves
• Dear Miss Plumpling, don't bathe in the sea - you might cause a tidal wave: The latest cache of letters from the waspish pen of exasperated dad Roger Mortimer
• London Irish 33 Sale 33: Last-gasp Macleod penalty salvages vital points for Sale
• Horror at heart scandal hospital: Mother who dared to raise concerns about son's care is referred to social services
• Graham Poll: It is understandable that players to get confused by the inconsistency between strict referees and lenient ones
• Make-up that will REALLY make you look younger: From wrinkle-fighting foundation and anti-ageing eyeshadow to mascara that makes your lashes thicker
• They're dotty for her! Roxanne Pallett spotty dress as fans present her with flowers after final Manchester performance of The Rocky Horror Show
• Rowan Pelling's sex advice column: My husband and I haven't made love since his best friend moved in and took over our lives
• GPs given control of NHS millions have ties to companies bidding for contracts
• Just one in eight on sickness benefit is truly too ill to work: Almost a million drop benefits claim to avoid new test
• More than friends? Girls actress Zosia Mamet strolls hand-in-hand with Really Really co-star Evan Jonigkeit
• We almost didn't recognise you! Former Calvin Klein model Travis Fimmel grows a grizzly beard for new TV show Vikings
• 'I want to propose': Joey Essex shows Billie Faiers a sparkling engagement ring before whisking Sam away to Dubai to ask her to be his wife
• Need some puppy love but can't keep a dog of your own? Just borrow someone else's! New website allows users to share pets
• This Bradford housewife says she was raised by monkeys, but is her story just bananas?
• My Modern Family! Julie Bowen plays Supermom as she shops with her three sons
• My darling Down's daughter is becoming a woman. So why is she suddenly being bullied?
• Leaks, Plebgate and a dilemma for police
• Former Columbia student and promising athlete, 21, found dead in university dorm as police investigate possible drug overdose
• MY BIZ: 'Hot cash' curbs CAD but foreign institutional investment cannot offer long-term stability
• This is the best United team ever and they have the quality to seal double, says O'Shea
• Why did Sunderland owner Short decide to fire the bullet at O'Neill?
• Cardinal Dolan defends Catholic opposition to same-sex marriage and says gays are 'entitled to friendship'
• The app that lets you copy Kate's outfit: Technology can identify products on TV and one click reveals where it can be bought
• Rob Wildman's gain line: North in the middle of WRU and Northampton skirmish
• Harry does his sums and sets target for QPR's survival ahead of derby game
• Sunday best! Katie Holmes and daughter Suri are pretty in pink as they celebrate Easter with brunch
• Gerrard is a phenomenon and has been behind me all the way, says boss Rodgers
• Crikey! Madonna's stealing my style: Simon Heffer on the soaring popularity of Harris Tweed
• Prayers for Louisville player after horrific injury in front of millions: Tears at NCAA game as Kevin Ware suffers gruesome broken leg
• Police chief faces new MP quiz on Plebgate 'leaks': Mitchell's fury over claims Yard in the clear
• Achurch looking for ruthless approach as Leeds prepare for Dragons clash in Perpignan
• Watch out Daniel Craig! Andy Murray has his very own James Bond moment as he emerges from sea after Miami Masters win
• 'I plan on ignoring you!' Now troubled Amanda Bynes goes on rant against unidentified ex on Twitter...
• Sheila's diamond jubilee: Delhi's longest serving chief minister turns 75 with colourful celebrations in her honour
• Dreaming of cake? Don't worry thinking about food could help dieters to LOSE weight
• They know how to spoil each other! Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon pull out all the stops for week of birthday and Easter celebrations
• RICHARD KAY: Joanna Lumley and sister heal their rift
• Jamie Redknapp: Suarez should be footballer of the year, Benteke is the best striker in the bottom half and surely someone will want Carroll
• All the top tips and best bets for Monday, April 1
• Rahul gauges public opinion on Congress changes through official party website
• She may have been a brilliant rocket scientist, but how about that cooking! New York Times under fire for 'sexist' obituary
• Full of the joys of spring! First Family take a spring walk to Easter Sunday mass..but not before dressing dog Bo up in bunny ears
• Cursing cox turns BBC airwaves Oxford blue: Viewers criticise Boat Race producers for leaving mic on
• Police 'fob off' burglary victims with a bouquet accompanied by note saying their case has been closed due to lack of evidence
• Man shoots his father at Easter Sunday church service while screaming that it 'is the will of Allah'
• GPs given licence to make a fast buck out of taxpayers. This isn't reform, it's corruption
• Charity chiefs launch inquiry into private school 'sex abuse' scandal
• Still smiling: Huhne in his prison jacket pictured at Leyhill Prison, dubbed 'The Savoy of Slammers'
• In Cobra Command! GI Joe: Retaliation wins Easter box office battle as it rakes in $41million
• LIZ JONES, FASHION THERAPY: Baring your midriff - Rihanna, Diane Kruger and Jessica Ennis are all doing it. But dare you try this season's chilliest trend?
• Seattle Seahawks veteran claims the NFL player who plans to come out is 'selfish'
• Kevin Kilbane: Sunderland is a graveyard for players and managers
• Hayden Panettiere shows off her incredible bikini body... and new diamond sparkler in Miami following engagement rumours
• One killed and 3 hurt in nuclear plant accident but no leaks reported
• WPC Kelly Jones is not fit to wear the same uniform as a proper copper
• Now that's a bump! Evan Rachel Wood shows off her growing belly in simple grey sweat top on walk with husband Jamie Bell
• Murray has been here before, but this elevation to world No 2 feels more authentic
• Police in £20million injury claims bonanza as backlash grows over WPC demanding £50K from burglary victim for tripping over kerb
• Hi-tech meters fail to crackdown on power theft in the Capital
• Britain 'isn't safe from fallout over the Cyprus crisis' MPs warn problems may spread as expats told they may lose up to 80% of savings over £85k
• When Ian was widowed at 28, everyone told him he couldn't raise baby Max alone. Here's how he proved them wrong
• What we learned this weekend: Mikel's regression influencing Chelsea's poor play, Gerrard's form is like a fine wine... and more silliness from West Brom's players
• Miliband quits Sunderland role after appointment of 'fascist' boss Di Canio
• So, how could it all go wrong for O'Neill in his management career?
• Crackdown on facial filler 'cowboys' who leave clients disfigured
• 'I became a drug dealer after my dad Tom Jones rejected me': Star's love child speaks out about being 'abandoned' by father
• R Prasad on... Anna's new 'freedom struggle'
• Double beds are the new must-have for childhood as youngsters sprawl out in front of computers
• Rafa's priority all along was the top four... why did he risk it for a shot at the FA Cup?
• Beni's SP salvo compounds problems for Congress
• Sangh Parivar raises pitch for hard line Hindutva after Modi grabs major seat in BJP
• CAG questions use of China-made frames for new bridge over the Yamuna
• Looking for a new love nest: Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani go house hunting... and his mother Anne tags along too
• Golden Years: From Red Rum to Bob Champion, Devon Loch and Foinavon... drama and emotion have made the famous Aintree spectacular a National treasure
• Flying Angels sway through Delhi sky as French festival kicks off in Capital
• Britain denied double delight in Miami as Robson is rolled over in women's doubles final
• RAISINA TATTLE: Congress prepares for brainstorming session
• Sugarcane industries thriving in drought-hit Maharashtra as government fails to protect poor farmers from illegal water lifting
• A real Transformer! Josh Duhamel sweats it out at the gym before slipping on a shirt and tie to join pregnant wife Fergie at church
• Boy, six, 'seen holding gun' moments after four-year-old sister was fatally shot inside their grandparents' car
• Spring yellows! Embrace bright canary hues and sunny shades with these pretty floaty dresses, golden blazers and joyful tops
• Why wear one dress when you can wear two! Joanna Krupa works orange and silver outfits to party with the Real Housewives Of Miami
• That's how she rolls! Pregnant Jessica Simpson goes for Easter Sunday walk with fiancé Eric Johnson and baby Maxwell
• Labour's addiction to welfare hurts us all
• Hidden in caves 600ft below ground, carved into volcanic rock and filled with furniture made from bones: Meet the world's most unusual churches
• The tear-jerking moment a mother is surprised by her Navy pilot son as he turns up at Chicago Bulls game after 18 months away
• Average house price to hit £267,000 by 2018 if Government's Help To Buy scheme kick-starts property market
• Man's best friend! EastEnders star Scott Maslen enjoys a quiet lunch on his own with just his canine for company
• Hargreaves Lansdown rocked by the Revenue decision to tax commission discounts
• Terminator 3 star Nick Stahl looks happy and healthy as he puts his troubles behind him to spend Easter with his family
• Karachi in grip of Taliban as they gain control and chase workers out of Pashtun area
• Cardiff concede two late penalties during a weekend of bizarre results... but why are we surprised? It's the Championship!
• LAURA WILLIAMSON: Rise above the trolls, Paula, but now head for the exit
• Home county Tories leave a sinking ship
• What REALLY goes on inside LIZ JONES' brain? Our intrepid columnist experiments with 'neurofeedback', the latest therapy that manipulates brainwaves to alter mindsets
• Rajnatha and Modi team up to corner Advani and prevent him from stalling the BJP's election strategy any further
• Anger as appeals against business rates backlog grows to 250,000 cases outstanding
• Michael Jackson’s mother intends to call Prince to testify against concert promoter AEG in wrongful death suit
• Artist creates explosive images by filling light bulbs with sequins, paint and chalk dust before shooting them with a pellet gun (and says that 'photography saved my life')
• Start-up bosses band together to create the Welsh Tech City
• 'Samaritan' teacher on a mission to give 30 orphans a 'life of dignity' turns Bihar railway platform into classroom
• He started training less than 18 months ago, but this Brit boy is already quicker than Bolt
• Border guards battle illegal trade in elephant tusks and rhino horns as gangs of poachers smuggle prized ivory from Africa into the Far East
• Sunderland 0 Manchester United 1: Watch the highlights from the Stadium of Light
• MONDAY VIEW: Romania needs its workers to remain at home
• Rebecca's National hope is a bit of a Rum 'un as Teaforthree bids for Aintree glory
• JANET STREET-PORTER: Why is Pippa writing about food, and would Boris be less funny if he combed his mad hair? (Plus other questions that niggle me...)
• 'I would like to give him a punch': Mancini wishes Nasri and fellow City stars would put in 100 per cent in every performance
• Meet the English ex-soldier who's drilling Dortmund towards European glory
• The real-life 'Popeye' who has the world's biggest biceps... but is allergic to spinach
• Diving in! Patrick Schwarzenegger continues to get serious with girlfriend 'Tootsie' on Hawaiian break
• Stay fit forever with this 24-minute workout! Last week we told you how to slim in your sleep, here's part two of the 'Overnight Diet'
• Priyanka's 'At Your Door' campaign designed to solve people's day-to-day issues in Rae Bareli
• 'Hoppy Easter': Snooki and Vanessa Lachey dress their sons Lorenzo and Camden in cute Easter bunny outfits
• 'His career will be over in three years': Top music manager Peter Mensch says the writing's on the wall for Justin Bieber
• Cripes! Biggles was real: Adventurer hero named after Great War airman
• The A-Z of dreams: M is for... madness, magpies, make-up, mansions and mountains
• Their Easter VERY best! The Kardashian clan heads to church in seriously dressy attire... but baby Penelope steals the show
• CBI issues summons for Swiss firm officials in CWG case
• Reclaimed by the desert: Stunning pictures of Namibia's ghost town that was abandoned to the sand and the wind 50 years ago
• Budge up, Pinterest, it's time for the online scrapbook JUST for men (and yes, it's full of sheds, beer, cars, football and breasts)
• To boldly go where no alcohol has gone before: The Mars-like images created by taking photographs of the bottom of a whisky-stained glass
• She's certainly no Bond girl anymore! Gemma Arterton sports a frumpy look on day out
• Cops BARK like dogs to flush out fearful suspects because there were no animals available from the canine team
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Fulham 3 QPR 2 - the action from Craven Cottage as it happened
• Siem books his flight to Augusta with three stroke win in Morocco
• Asda hopes to capitalise on popularity of 'mummy porn' with fifty shades of loo roll
• Portraits from 21st century China: Photographer's magical album of ordinary people in fancy dress and posed in extraordinary settings
• UK hoping to raise £3bn from sale of its stake in nuclear power firm Urenco
• THE BIGGER PICTURE: China makes a pivot towards Russia
• FA CUP LIVE: Chelsea v Manchester United - the quarter-final replay as it happened from Stamford Bridge
• Was this the world's first mobile phone? 1938 film shows woman talking on a wireless device but it is not 'time travel' family say to the disappointment of conspiracy theorists
• She IS that innocent! Britney Spears slips into a calf length lace dress for Easter Sunday church service
• COURT MARSHAL: Misplaced sympathy for Sanju disregards rights of other convicts
• WHIPLASH: Time to call it quits for Manmohan Singh despite hints at fighting for another term
• Something to cover up? Jimmy Carr and his girlfriend shield their skin from the sun as they take a stroll on the beach in Barbados
• Moms meet for Wild West-style duel over daughters' school bus skirmish leaving one dead and the other charged with murder
• BAE chairman Dick Olver faces fresh calls to quit after failed merger with EADS
• 'O.M blummin' G! We're Number blummin' 1!' Ant and Dec thank fans as Let's Get Ready to Rhumble tops the Official Top 40 singles chart
• Pru boss set for £7m jackpot, despite FSA censure for failed AIA takeover bid
• Onlooking Hodgson will have food for thought after excellent Carroll performance
• The Arctic will become greener within decades as rising temperatures leads to an increase in plant life
• US may decide H-1B visas through lottery for the first time since 2008
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Bellicose North Korea playing a risky game
• Martinez glad to see Wigan snap their post-international break jinx with 1-0 win
• Giroud backs Arsenal to turn up heat on London rivals in race for top-four spot
• First-class ticket, please: Balotelli and Milan team-mates sleep in a luggage rack on train
• Boy, 4, airlifted off Disney cruise after nearly drowning in swimming pool just weeks after 13-year-old dies at Florida resort
• Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 2: Watch the highlights from Villa Park
• Your annual bonus: A few packets of seeds sown this Easter weekend could result in a summer-long succession of colours
• Are boob jobs, weddings and mistresses really business expenses? Some of the unusual tax write-offs made and ALLOWED by the IRS
• India's talent pool better than other countries
• Grieving DSP widow keeps a watch on CBI probe
• Spurs' tough schedule will help their Champions League bid, says Friedel
• Punter's back and raring to deliver in IPL
• Daredevil Saudi Arabian craze of 'sidewalk skiing' brings new meaning to the term 'off-road' as drivers flip car onto just two wheels as passengers cling on outside
• Soft and smooth or rough and grizzly: Niall Horan tweets snap of himself and Olly Murs showing off their 'matching' chest hair
• Amateur photographer who only picked up a camera this year beats professionals to win daylight-themed photo competition
• Lambert for England: Saints front man is the top English scorer in the Premier League and deserves a chance, says Davis
• Putin orders ban on adoptions by foreign same-sex couples claiming children could be 'psychologically damaged'
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Grammy winning producer Phil dies
• Gwyneth Paltrow stops Chris Martin buying four million dollar LA mansion for Coldplay bandmates
• Murray battles back to beat tough Ferrer in Miami final and become new world No 2
• Paddle-board for one! Robert Pattinson escapes to the beach as he parties all night without Kristen Stewart
• Vampire by night, family man by day: Stephen Moyer bonds with his daughter as season six teaser for True Blood is released
• Teachers savage Michael Gove's 'pub quiz' curriculum claiming it will demoralise children
• Pennies from heaven! Rector who handed out £550 to his congregation hoping they would invest it to help with repairs is given back £9,000
• Family of British bride left brain damaged after freak wardrobe accident at £10,000 a night Abu Dhabi hotel fear she will die unless they can raise the millions needed for her treatment
• Jumping for joy! Hilarious freeze-frame photographs capture playful dogs on camera as they leap through the air
• 'Patients galore, all ripped apart and mangled': 'Bad lieutenant' - and other EMTs - uploading graphic pictures of suffering victims in 'web gore' galleries
• Kings of The Great Escape: Climbing out of the abyss, Wigan home in on a fifth survival in seven years with ANOTHER late rally
• Sprint king Bolt strides to victory in 150m race on Rio's famous Copacabana beach
• EXCLUSIVE: As UK Sport's record £355m investment in British athletes begins, Sportsmail speaks to those who have already seen gold from the funding boost
• An iPad, 50 inch TV and a cleaner: Modern day status symbols revealed
• Google celebrates leftist leader Cesar Chavez, not Easter, on religious holiday as some Christians call for boycott
• First look inside the notorious 'White House' building at Florida reform school where boys were taken to be 'beaten and raped'
• Has feminism failed? Eight out of ten married women STILL do more housework than their husbands
• Ask Frank: Boutique walking holidays and National Trust cruises
• Driver keeps licence despite racking up THREE TIMES the number of points needed for an automatic ban
• Truck driver arrested for building 150ft tunnel from his garden to steal £10,000 worth of crude oil from a PIPELINE
• Are you sure, Paul? Lambert says Villa will beat drop despite tough run-in at the bottom
• Making waves! Boat Race victory over arch rivals ends year of pain for Oxford
• Robertson rolls over Selby to win China Open and end ranking title drought
• Pictured: British teacher who died on school ski trip in Austria after falling from 4m-high wall and landing on his head on way back from pub at 3am
• Hilco 'close to a deal' in bid to save 140 HMV shops
• 'Not 40 and not a virgin': Channel Four forced to defend new show after friend of star claimed he was an actor who had slept with women
• Van Persie hopes fixture pile-up won't derail United's FA Cup hopes as Reds take train to London for Chelsea relay
• The need for speed! Tom Cruise’s son Connor apes his famous father's iconic Top Gun pose as he rides motorbike
• Tall towers, mega malls and lashings of luxury: Six Things To Do In.... Dubai
• Spears family Easter: Jamie Lynn stocks up on groceries with her new fiancé Jamie Watson as Britney shops for Barbie dolls
• Don't Rocky the boat! Sylvester Stallone enjoys kayak ride with daughter in Hawaii
• 'I hope we'll get through this without any more fatalities': Flea circus director left devastated after his entire troupe of 300 performing mites die in record cold snap
• Thousands more Americans are losing their homes this year with 1.5 million properties taken by banks - up nine per cent on 2012
• What happens in Vegas: Rita Ora parties with friends at Sin City club after hosting night and performing at exclusive venue
• Gambling curb lobby call for head of charity trust over 'conflict of interest'
• The sound of music in the Alps: The musical highlights of a spring ski trip
• KFC to create 1,600 jobs and open 40 new restaurants in UK and Ireland in 2013
• A Labyrinth of love: The medieval French town that inspired Kate Mosse's novel
• Sophie turns heads with her skin-tight skirt as she attends Easter service at Windsor... That £860 Easter bonnet helped, too!
• A bit too old for Easter Eggs? Generous dad Gordon Ramsay treats daughter Megan, 14, to a spot of retail therapy at The Grove
• Arsenal 1 Sporting Lisbon 3: Young Gunners put to the sword in NextGen play-off
• Soaring fees at Amazon spark calls for increased regulation of online retail market
• Oxford triumph over Cambridge in 159th Boat Race beating arch-rivals by a length and a half (with not a protester in sight)
• Five young children aged between two and ten die in house fire in northern France
• Love is in the air: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon go on family holiday with twins Morocco and Monroe ahead of anniversary
• McDermott breaks silence over Reading sacking after 13 years at the club
• St Mirren 1 Celtic 1: Late Saints penalty steals point as Hoops move 13 points clear
• Budget call to Bank of England sees odds shorten on another bout of quantitative easing
• Carroll's brace fires reminder to Hodgson that he can still be England's talisman
• Pictured: Moment daredevil skier lets the train take the strain after attaching tow rope to speeding locomotive
• Lost in Austen country on a literary tour of her much-loved Hampshire
• Fears grow over the mounting cost of nuclear deal with energy giant EDF
• NJ Powerball winner will pay rent for EVERYONE on his block for a couple of months out of his $338m jackpot
• Di Canio rides into a firestorm as fans show fury at new boss's fascist views
• Cyprus bailout woes sparks rush on buying gold
• Everyone's a celebrity in Sin City: Spotting stars in Hollywood's favourite party spot
• Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 2: Gerrard penalty leaves Lambert's men fighting for survival
• Last orders: Britain's beer boss says more pubs may need to close to make industry buoyant
• Farce as long-awaited crackdown into payday lenders is set to be delayed by months
• Scarlets under-fire after touting North to French clubs without him knowing
• A wheel-y great evening: Lady Gaga heads out in Louis Vuitton wheelchair for night on the town with boyfriend Taylor Kinney
• First it was whiplash, then PPI, now claims firm turns attention to horsemeat scandal
• 'His life was a turbulent roller-coaster with never-ending ordeals': Daughters of Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky pay touching tribute to 'inspirational' father
• The most dangerous place on earth? San Pedro Sula in Honduras - where three people are murdered EVERY DAY - tops list of the world's most violent cities
• Police patrols increased as New York gangs use Easter Sunday as a 'day of initiation to attack people and businesses'
• Eagles, oars and downpours on a cruise around the land of the Vikings
• Pistorius would be welcomed back to the track now bail restrictions lifted, says agent
• Small firms courting disaster as the tax deadline approaches
• Proud mum Coleen Rooney leads the celebrity tweeters as she posts a charming snap of son Kai enjoying an Easter egg hunt
• Six Nations bosses consider launching sevens tournament to go alongside the main event
• We found Nemo: Clownfish, coral and a Queensland adventure for the whole family
• Law Debenture: Investment trust makes half its money from running a business and is up 30% in a year
• LIVE: Andy Murray v David Ferrer - follow all the action from the Sony Open final in Miami
• No need for speed: Lewis Hamilton leaves Formula One car on track and gives Simon Cowell and Ant and Dec lift in golf buggy
• Barristers put their case for undercutting solicitors
• Need a loan deal? Just ask Rooney and KP! Stars lend cash to businesses turned down by high street banks
• Controversial Harrison gets title shot at European lightweight champion Walsh
• Persistence is the key to land a payout from greedy airlines for flight ordeals
• Night Princess Diana dressed as a man to visit a gay bar with Freddie Mercury and DJ Everett
• Lineker: England have NO chance of winning the World Cup... we're just not good enough
• Not ANOTHER night out! Lindsay Lohan takes to the DJ decks as she parties for the third evening running in Brazil
• Police 'not interested' in Wyman's affair with 13-year-old Mandy Smith, who claims she slept with him when she was 14
• Extraordinary £18million plan to heat Bath Abbey using ancient crypts, a Roman drain and the city's 45c springs
• 'They took away his hope': Family of father with terminal cancer wins £228k payout from the firm who made him redundant when he was dying
• Bahrain villagers protest against F1 race as memory of last year's riots casts cloud on approaching Grand Prix
• 'The most special thing in the world': High Street guru Mary Portas, 52, celebrates birth of her third child
• Daddy daycare! Chris Martin lavishes attention on Apple and Moses as they head out for an ice cream treat
• Granny's glamorous girls: Beatrice and Eugenie lead the family firm to church for a traditional Easter Day at Windsor with the Queen
• De Boer lined up for City job if Mancini makes summer exit
• Retired teacher blackmailed for TEN YEARS by a former pupil who took £75,000 to feed his heroin habit
• New strain of bird flu which has never been seen in humans before kills two people in China
• The ultimate Easter bunny: Heavyweight Ralph weighs 3st 8lbs (that's heavier than an average three-year-old child)
• Playing away from home? Footballer Shay Given 'leaves wife and family home for nightclub promotions girl Becky Gibson'
• Norwich may offload Holt as Hughton looks to bolster forward options
• Wenger preparing £70m raid to bring Lewandowski, Gotze and Bender to London
• Doctor Who's Matt Smith returns with new assistant Jenna-Louise Coleman but fans left confused by The Bells of Saint John
• Once the frontrunner for United and England, O'Neill now faces up to life on the managerial scrapheap
• Don't bank on 'hero leaders', says Welby as he reminds his Easter congregation of human fallibility
• Ferguson admits 'emotional' United players are lucky to have FA Cup replay with Chelsea
• RSPCA fear swans are being targetted for food after two birds shot with a crossbow
• Mum's the word: Kelly Osbourne treats mother Sharon to a tender kiss as they enjoy a girls' shopping trip
• EU launches attack on Cameron over planned immigration crackdown 'which risks stoking kneejerk xenophobia'
• Hair today a wig tomorrow: Boy, aged three, has his two-foot long mane cut off to help children with cancer
• Villeneuve: Vettel to blame for Red Bull bust-up and tension similar to what ended up killing my dad
• Domino's delivery driver shot dead outside takeaway shop in Belfast
• City leading race for £25m flop Sanchez as Barca look to cut their losses
• Jobless Iraqi 'benefit queen' sublets taxpayer funded £2m flat for £4,000 a week
• Three teams, one loser... it's the Battle of London! Forget capital bragging rights, cash is king in race for Champions League
• Two Become One: Geri Halliwell dumps millionaire lover Anton Kaszubowski after finding out he is still married
• Buy a coffee for someone who can't afford it: The new donation scheme coming to cafes in the UK
• Liverpool to make move for Vorm as Reina heads for the exit
• The stats hurt and it's painful to watch Sunderland... how the Mackem Messiah failed to shine at the Stadium of Light
• He's got the extra factor: Simon Cowell 'to return to UK X Factor in addition to judging role on US version of the show'
• VIDEO: Is this challenge worse than McManaman's lunge? Cambiasso sent off for horror tackle on Juventus star Giovinco
• Forget spending £100 on shampoo, a £3.99 bottle is just as good at leaving your hair clean
• Three jail sentences, 18 convictions and 40 offences in a decade and we STILL can't deport Iranian criminal because of human rights laws
• Mathews and Crolla live up to expectations with thrilling draw in Liverpool
• How we shivered through the coldest Easter Sunday ever! And spring is set to be chillier than winter for the first time in 38 YEARS
• Mummy and daddy time: Pregnant Peaches Geldof shows off her baby bump in a black minidress as she and Thom Cohen enjoy a rare night out on the town
• Was Shakespeare a tax dodger? Bard was 'ruthless businessman who exploited famine and faced jail for cheating revenue'
• Knives out for Osborne as 'whispering campaign' blames him for Tory poll woes
• Sheer daring! Lily Collins vamps it up in a sexy see-through top and skintight leather trousers as she attends WonderCon event
• Dying Bernie Nolan's sibling Anne ends feud with former family bandmates in bid to support cancer-stricken sister
• Rangers boss McCoist delighted to be crowned champions despite Montrose draw
• Ready for her close-up! Emma Roberts totes along her boyfriend Evan Peters as she picks up some camera accessories
• Believe it or not, summer time is officially here as clocks go forward by one hour
• What the back pages say: Rio to land one-year extension on United deal
• Frill seeker! Jennie Garth shows off her slim shape in ruffled pink bikini as she marks her 41st birthday on Mexican holiday
• New surveillance video 'shows missing Brown student leaving his home on the day of his disappearance' as his brother reveals the 22-year-old suffers from depression
• That's not like you! Pamela Anderson tries out a demure new look in white dress while shopping in Malibu
• Liam Hemsworth carts party supplies to Miley Cyrus' home while the singer heads to the recording studio
• Alaska borough trying to sell ferry for $80MILLION get just one offer of $750,000
• KKK marches in Memphis to protests renaming of three parks honoring Confederate troops
• Thank goodness for all that hair! Lindsay Lohan's locks protect her modesty as she spills out of dress while leaving helicopter
• Parties start to WITHDRAW $1m reward for dead renegade policeman Christopher Dorner as claimants squabble
• Brooklyn woman pretended her dead aunt was still alive for FOUR YEARS so she could keep her $300 a month rent stabilized apt
• Check out my Easter bonnet! Zendaya Coleman oozes charm in a bunny beanie at Dancing With The Stars rehearsal
• Has cancer-stricken millionaire REALLY left $2m buried treasure in the New Mexico mountains? Eccentric 'Indiana Jones of Santa Fe' reveals eleventh clue in hunt for his loot
• Fancy seeing you here! Katy Perry wraps Jane Lynch in a big bear hug as the pair run into each other on a hike
• Teen arrested in school shooting left revenge story against victim online
• From bikini to boy shorts! Kendra Wilkinson trades the diving pool for the softball field in baggy athletic gear
• 'Celebrities shouldn't be above the law': Yoko Ono's anti-fracking group facing inquiry after claims by pro-gas drilling rival that it violated NY state lobbying laws
• No wonder he's smitten! Jake Gyllenhaal's 'new love' Emily DiDonato shows off her stunning looks as she shoots make-up ad
• Texas district attorney and his wife are shot dead in their home only months after his assistant was gunned down parking lot
• 'Best day ever!': Hippie chick Vanessa Hudgens enjoys an afternoon of bikinis, barbecues and wreath-making
• Revealed: Suicide-row DJ Liz Kershaw was mystery broadcaster who sparked new Commons probe into Savile Newsnight fiasco
• Revealed: Latest designs for new $4 billion 'Grand Central Station' in San Francisco that will contain a 5.4-acre rooftop park, amphitheater and shopping outlets
• PETER HITCHENS: Jumping the traffic lights... and leaving our conscience behind
• Moyes eyes a couple of strikers! Everton boss poses with blonde beauties before Bellew's bout
• Reddit co-founder tells 'fellow geeks' to 'stop being sexist'
• Dozen people including a 3-year-old boy left injured after out-of-control car slams into a bus stop
• His and hers: January Jones and her little son Xander make a perfect pair in matching plaid tops
• 'You gave me hope I will always treasure': First US face transplant patient marries burn victim at the church where he was disfigured
• Green queen Anne Hathaway drinks from an eco-friendly box of water as she walks her dog with husband Adam
• A different ball game as Virat Kohli, Ranbir Kapoor and other stars take to football field for a noble cause
• Making some furry friends! LeAnn Rimes cuddles up to cute as a button rescue puppies at charity event
• 'Drunken' teen driver kills five family members and leaves another two in a critical condition after early morning crash
• Off-court partners? Mahesh Bhupathi may be in line to handle Murray's endorsement portfolio as business advisor
• Ladies who lunch! Selma Blair and mother Molly leave little Arthur at home while they enjoy a sunny meal
• Government picks SC Sinha for human rights commission chief in the face of BJP objections
• Police identify transient ex-con as suspect in the case of girl, 10, 'kidnapped from her California home and sexually assaulted'
• Trapped in Syria's kill zone: Terrified British mother can't leave Damascus because she needs written permission of estranged husband to flee country with her children
• Grand National jockeys urged to SLOW DOWN over fears race will kill more horses and damage sport's reputation
• Lone Direction: Harry Styles hits the studio to record solo material... but 1D won't be splitting any time soon
• Republican congressman feeling the heat from party leaders over 'wetbacks' ethnic slur claims he 'meant no disrespect' but still FAILS to apologize
• 'You have not been sacked': Corrie bosses promise sex-charge soap star Michael Le Vell 'huge storyline' after trial
• Delhi proves quickest in pushing through passport applications
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Gerard took world tour to beat stress
• Pope Francis links Turin Shroud to Jesus in Easter message after tests show ancient cloth may NOT be medieval fake after all
• Police resort to giving flowers to victims of burglaries and muggings to 'soften the blow' because they are 'unlikely to solve crimes'
• Bellew left frustrated in bid to line up Dawson title fight after draw with Chilemba
• 'When you meet your baby, you have to look flawless': Snooki dishes out labour fashion advice to fellow reality star Kim Kardashian
• STATE SUBJECTS: A quiet Holi this year for Lalu
• Miliband's sex columnist MP... and a steamy photo casebook: How Wigan MP went from being pictured in bed with a woman all the way to the Commons
• Thin-skinned force that's lost its way
• PAULO COHELO: The author shares a few humorous tales about faith and intolerance
• BLACK DOG: Tories inflate their chances
• Can North Korea REALLY attack Austin? Experts scoff at Kim Jong Un's ham-fisted threats on map that just happened to show attack plan with 'non-existent' missiles
• My new role brought back agony of watching cancer kill my first wife: Former Bond star Pierce Brosnan admits he 'still thinks about Cassie all the time' - 22 years after her death
• Navy's plan whirs out of control as it struggles to find new choppers to replace ageing fleet
• BBC to spend £3million a year... renting back Television Centre it's just left
• Happy Easter my love bunnies! Cara Delevingne shows she's hopping mad for the camera as she dresses up as a rabbit
• The killing of Prabhakaran's son reveals the trajectory that controversies follow
• We all scream for ice cream! Gwen Stefani's boys cool down with a sweet treat on a family day at the park
• I was never Archbishop of Canterbury, so my Easter message isn't about gay sex... It's about faith and hope: Controversial vicar torpedoes George Carey's bizarre rant against PM
• Vicar orders Girl Guides to quit church HQ they have used for 86 years because they haven't been to enough religious services
• Bollywood's worst films get their due at the Golden Kelas
• RACHEL JOHNSON: We need Hobbit homes, not 'Chelsea icebergs'
• Hundreds line up to get tested for HIV and hepatitis after being informed their Oklahoma dentist used rusty instruments and reused needles
• Renowned playmate who went from Bank of America secretary to Sixties star dies as a grandmother aged 70
• The whey to go: UK farmer makes world's first MILK VODKA... and it's being lapped up by celebrity chefs and 007 star Daniel Craig
• LIZ JONES: A whizzy life? I'd rather have a clean kitchen floor any day
• Move aside, Posh and Becks: Katie Price and Kieran Hayler sat on golden thrones as they tied the knot... but their lavish wedding ended with a fire
• Militant teachers on another collision course with Gove: Unions call for new spate of strikes over claims Ofsted inspections raise suicide rates
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: DDA's new land policy calls for infrastructure upgrade
• TV advert for E45 cream which parodies interview with drug abuse addict accused of 'trivialising' abuse
• Revealed: Rare photographs show the moment Steve Jobs returned to Apple after an 11-year absence
• Yes, officer, I am totally blind. Yes, I should scoop up after my guide dog, but did you have to be so unpleasant? Ex Home Secretary David Blunkett reveals how he felt the VERY strong arm of the law
• Ferguson says Hernandez isn't going anywhere, despite lack of starts for United
• How does Dave know he's in trouble? Boris wants to help him
• Ryder releases statement after brutal attack as cricketer says he feels 'heaps better' after coming out of induced coma
• Four wins and the title is ours, says Ferguson after Sunderland win
• Westwood showing encouraging form before Masters after firing 67 in Houston Open
• 'My family equals happiness': Steve Carell shares sweet tweet as he arrives in Los Angeles with his wife and lookalike children