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• Dance splits from mother of his baby girl: Game of Thrones star ends relationship just months after daughter's birth
• She's a lover of labels! Miley Cyrus decorates sexy leopard print skirt with garish gold belt on lovers' stroll with Liam
• BBC chief Entwistle refuses to be interviewed by Panorama over Jimmy Savile scandal
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: At last, reasons for hope on the economy
• Middle Eastern experiment over for Taylor after Bahrain ditch ex-England boss
• 'I'm a bit nervous': Harry Judd could be forgiven for being Strictly scared as McFly bandmates organise his stag do
• We're flying the flag! Celtic success can boost country, insists Mulgrew
• Mother and father raise £550k for cancer treatment abroad to save their priceless little boy
• Labour MP forced to end rent racket... now others may be banned from letting a home while claiming expenses for another
• Minister 'wanted old soldiers who opposed him booted out of the Commons for making too much noise'
• Mancini insists Hart needs to be cocky if he is to continue ascent
• Outrage as Madonna uses GUNS in Colorado show months after Dark Knight massacre
• Romney so confident he'll win North Carolina he pulls staff out... as polls show key swing states are deadlocked
• Hospitals' £1bn in parking charges in only ten years: Relatives and patients now stumping up more than double the amount a decade ago
• What a spectacle! Boots make first ever glasses for him... and her
• Body of Connecticut cleaning company executive mysteriously washes up on Florida beach during team conference
• Star-studded support: Heidi Klum, Leona Lewis and George Clooney Stand Up To Cancer in charity telethon
• Student nails 67-YARD field goal - shattering NFL record of 63 - and he's only in high school
• Awesome power of a mother's love: In an extraordinary interview Gary McKinnon's mother reveals the passion and courage that helped her fight like a tigress to save him
• Yes, Uncle Sam’s our friend – but he’s a bully who’ll only respect us if we stand up to him
• Castres 21 Northampton 16: Saints leave it late and slip to defeat
• Is Britain on its way out of recession? George Osborne receives much-needed boost as figures show that borrowing has fallen
• Gerard Butler shows off his washboard abs as he goes shirtless in a sexy trailer for new rom-com Playing for Keeps
• She's a Quality Treat! Rebecca Ferguson looks pretty in purple as she steps out after Zayn Malik dubs their romance 'a mistake'
• 'I'm not going to watch my daughter die': Police called after Lindsay Lohan's father stages dramatic intervention as she denies claims she has relapsed
• Third time's a charm! Kanye West 'to propose' to Kim Kardashian on birthday, hints Ryan Seacrest
• Glasgow 8 Ulster 19: Henry helps Ulstermen fight off Warriors
• 'Justin Timberlake is to blame for Britney's downward spiral': Breakup with star left Spears 'depressed' say defence lawyers
• Downfall of a bully and new doubts over Dave’s judgment
• Rob Baan: 'India should be ashamed of 168th place in FIFA rankings'
• My diary of mum's awful death on the Liverpool Care Pathway: Nurse's heart-rending account of how doctors decided to put her mother on 'pathway to death'
• The Saturday Debate: Are players right to boycott football’s anti-racism campaign?
• I won't wear it: Lescott snubs the Kick It Out T-shirt... and Rio may follow
• Deccan players worst affected despite BCCI paying their dues for the last season
• 25 TSA workers at Newark to be fired and 19 others suspended after failing to screen hundreds of bags
• Why DID Mary sail to disaster? She insisted on sailing solo round Land's End on the yacht she'd just been given by her new husband. Now she's vanished - leaving a tantalising mystery...
• 'Exhausted' mastermind of 9/11 attacks wins right to beauty sleep as proceedings start later
• So who fell the fastest? Daredevils jump off 4,600ft-high mountain ledge in world's first wingsuit championship
• Oh, get real M&S! M&S's new ad for control undies stars irritatingly perfect models pretending to be ordinary women. So what happened when we asked REAL curvy ladies to wear them?
• Rain threat to Frankel's grand finale: Racing world holds its breath ahead of Ascot spectacular
• Member of 'Bling Ring' pleads no contest and avoids any jail time after breaking into Lindsay Lohan's house
• Mama's got back! Sarah Michelle Gellar balances rucksack, notebook and her three-year-old daughter... all with an injured hand
• The T-shirts have changed... but has the message got across?
• Des Kelly: Now it is time for football's three monkeys to wise up
• Party like Pippa! As Kate's sister launches a book on how to throw the perfect party, a cheeky preview spoof from Alison Jackson
• Heineken Cup: Your guide to another busy weekend of action across Europe
• Giving Mario a taste of his own medicine! TOWIE's Lucy quaffs champagne in the jacuzzi with Kirk
• Your boycott is pointless: Ferguson shoots down Roberts and implores stars to back Kick It Out
• Did you mean Afghanistan, Joe? Biden asks Las Vegas if anyone knows someone who has 'served in Iraq or Iran'
• Youth's the byword as Congress brings out manifesto
• Polluted groundwater leaves nearly 50 blind without any medical help at hand for 'poisoned' villagers
• Honey Boo Boo's 'Uncle Poodle' reveals he's been repeatedly beaten by violent homophobes
• Dutch legend Davids impresses on debut for Barnet as Bees thump Northampton
• Bossiest (and most adorable) big sister in Britain: A video of Delilah scolding her little brother Gabriel has become a YouTube sensation. JANE FRYER meets them - and gets a ticking off of her own!
• Pietersen not needed as Champions League clash is washed out
• Police Taser Florida nurse twice because she was 'strangling and biting her brother'
• Motorcycle rider and his dog both die after man accidentally hits beloved pet on dark street
• 'We know who you are': Police hunting thug who ran onto football pitch and assaulted goalkeeper seeking arrest of key suspect
• Sonia and Rahul to lead Congress campaign in Himachal Pradesh
• The real hate crime is persecuting a decent man for his beliefs
• Rothschild who crashed to earth: How the bank dynasty heir's City reputation is in tatters after a £700m investment scheme blew up in his face
• Would you spend $120 on a temporary tattoo? The 24-carat gold body art that is Dior's latest must-have
• Gemma Arterton shows some leg in a jacket-style dress at London Film Festival premiere of Song For Marion
• Freerunner cheats death after horror fall between two buildings leaves him needing 19 titanium plates in his face
• A big day for a very small country: Royal wedding in Luxembourg as Prince Guillaume marries Belgian Countess Stephanie de Lannoy in civil ceremony
• 'I do look hot, don't I?' Made In Chelsea cast swap the King's Road for the checkout in a hilarious skit for Stand Up To Cancer
• Whisky business! Christina Hendricks wears ill-fitting dress at scotch-tasting event (just don't make hers a full bodied one)
• Woman miraculously escapes serious injury after plunging five-inch knife into her own skull
• Baby weight loss a cinch for Kristin Cavallari as she accentuates her tiny waist with a belt
• 'I really look like an alien!' Kelly Osbourne shows off bleached eyebrows and ultra-long black fingernails in new Gothic magazine shoot
• Puppy love: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher can't keep their hands off each other as they walk their dog
• Foster mother 'blamed for baby's death after she died choking on her own mucus, covered in feces and cockroach bites' gets $1m insurance money
• Cockroach crawls all over NBC reporter during live shot - and he doesn't even flinch
• That's got to hurt! Schoolgirl gets revenge on cocky boy by blasting football directly at his face... causing him to cry in front of his classmates
• Corkscrew castration murderer 'drank sugar daddy's blood after killing him and donning his testicles as a bracelet'
• Tigers test for Lionheart Adam: Jones looks ahead to Leicester, Wales... and maybe a tour of Australia
• Sheffield Wednesday 1 Leeds 1: Tonge strike denies Owls win in fierce derby
• Giant 'Big Tex' statue burns down in less than 10 minutes after 60 years of service as state fair icon
• Entire North Dakota town destroyed overnight in devastating wildfire whipped up by 70mph winds
• She shoots, she scores! Naomi Watts shows off her ball skills as she plays soccer with Liev Schreiber and their sons
• Jail this moron! Leeds shame as fan attacks Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper Kirkland
• Bachelorette back on the market! Emily Maynard heads to tanning salon after split from fiance Jef Holm
• Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale spotted with mystery man on concert date... a month after split from Chris Zylka
• How Sonia's son-in-law Robert may have struck gold on the property market in arid Bikaner
• Joe Biden's newlywed daughter hits the campaign trail - in a smock shirt (something to tell us, Ashley?)
• Charles Sale: No purple patch for quirky Mancini as Manchester City boss ditches unlucky colour
• All the top tips and best bets for Saturday, October 20
• Terry has damaged Chelsea, admits Di Matteo ahead of crunch Tottenham clash
• R Prasad on ... 2G license fees
• Red Ed's cynical class war is a betrayal of millions
• What an old fashioned romantic! Josh Bowman buys flowers and kisses the hand of Revenge co-star and real life girlfriend Emily VanCamp
• Sam Turner Weekend Betting Box: No getting away from Cecil's amazing star
• Martin Keown: This is Anfield... so if you are an away team fill your boots
• Your milk could be spiked and diluted: Food safety experts find detergent and harmful matter in 68 per cent of milk
• I enjoy the hostility! Taylor happy to fan flames ahead of Tyne-Wear derby
• It's top secret: Former Aston Villa defender Ehiogu reveals all to Sportsmail
• High court orders the demolition of 'mosque'
• Don't mess with 7-Eleven staff! Thief stripped naked in struggle with shop assistants, over a box of CANDY
• 'It was very large, brown and hunched': Bigfoot hunter tells cops he was attacked by legendary beast - while looking for proof of its existence
• Live long and prosper! Star Trek fanatics tie the knot in the UK’s first-ever ‘Klingon’ wedding
• Lambert says he does not want to sell Bent... but tells striker to fight his way into Villa side
• Can we expect a Harry Styles song soon? Taylor Swift's 'secret heartbreak over One Direction singer'
• Captain's Log: Derby hero's half-brother Hydrogen still looking for a trainer
• O'Neill hails rival boss Pardew for Newcastle's accomplishments
• Young couple cause outrage in Malaysia and Singapore by posting their sexual exploits on X-rated blog
• Dennis Quaid's wife files for separation... six months after calling off divorce
• 'You don't have a hit!': Lady Gaga fights back after South African band 'kill her off' in video for their single Fatty Boom Boom
• Rooney will come home to Everton, predicts Moyes
• Marine raises $4,000 to fly home war dog that he fell in love with in Afghanistan
• Yuki Bhambri loses as Indian challenge is over
• Finally mother-daughter dressing gets the cool factor as H&M launches family line
• Reading sacking was the making of me, says Liverpool boss Rodgers
• RAISINA TATTLE: Singh makes controversial Kejriwal comparison
• Shashank to take on Garvit in U-16 final
• Born to be a derby hero: Five-goal Fletcher is turning into Sunderland's striking success
• Lobster saved from the pot has turned a ghostly shade of white in time for Halloween
• Tormented by guilt, Karen Edwards who could not save her wayward daughter Becky from Christopher Halliwell's clutches
• Pregnant supermodel Maggie Rizer (and her baby son Zander) offer a glimpse inside their rustic San Francisco family home
• Appeasing BSP supremo? Mayawati's cop to be made special DG of CRPF in Delhi
• Wenger tells England not to go 'bonkers' at Wilshere's return from injury
• The sunscreen that can set you on FIRE: Banana Boat issues recall after users are set alight in freak accidents
• 'Craigslist killer' claims he was ordered by his accomplice 'to dig shallow graves for the victims he shot'
• Supreme Court tells state governments to set up committees to prevent women being harassed at work
• Steady Ramsay keeps lead, ahead by three shots after second round
• Hatton comeback fight likely to be screened on pay-per-view television
• Unhappy Adebayor holds crisis talks with AVB over Spurs future
• How ballerinas are 'literally fattening up' as industry moves away from tyranny of thin
• Militants attack army convoy near Srinagar hotel killing civilian
• MY BIZ: Government gets tepid response to call for 2G bids
• Tottenham defender Caulker spurred by Chelsea rejection
• Tesco swamped by bargain hunters after price glitch sells £6.55 packs of cheese for £1
• Alps massacre family was killed after they saw cyclist get shot FIRST, forensics investigation reveals
• Well THAT'S awkward! Cheryl Cole's mic fails as she opens Stand Up To Cancer... with viewers accusing her of 'miming'
• It's not just the budgie smugglers that make him the best ever... Although to be fair, says JAN MOIR, they do help!
• Ranges losing sheen under 'Come and Play' scheme
• Millar in a rage after Rabobank quit over cycling's doping scandal
• Are these 42 women the nameless victims of the Grim Sleeper - feared to be L.A.'s worst ever serial killer
• Mughal gala: Saifeena's Delhi reception was a lavish affair
• An Inspector Calls At... Burleigh Court Hotel, Stroud
• Exclusive: Burnley eye former Blackburn manager Ince to replace Howe
• Terminally-ill retired magistrate 'starved herself to death after being inspired by right-to-die campaigner Tony Nicklinson'
• The Heartbreak Queen strikes again: Is Taylor Swift's entire album just an ode to lost love Jake Gyllenhaal?
• High Court hear Louise Khurshid's defamation suit on January 30
• Zoo chimpanzee starved to death by neglectful staff after losing more than 50lbs
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wed! Couple say it's 'great to be married' as they gush about '$6.5million wedding'
• 'I gotta have it!' The precocious talent that propelled Mila Kunis to Hollywood is revealed in 1993 commercial...
• Kazmi gets bail from SC in Israeli envoy attack case
• A false hijack alert causes high drama in Kerala
• He's hailed as the greatest of all time, but experts explain... Why superstar Frankel doesn't win OUR race
• These boots were made for walking! Kate Hudson and her sons travel in style as they board a private jet in Paris
• Hollywood sweetheart Emma Stone makes late night visit to tattoo parlour
• Reading winger McAnuff wary of Suarez ahead of Liverpool clash
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Hanks says F-word on TV show
• Dynamo Moscow players shot at with paintball guns during training by angry fans
• Democratic candidate tells male debate moderator he is 'prettier' than Candy Crowley
• Pink shows off her rock hard abs as she unveils post-baby body (after putting on 55lbs during pregnancy)
• Prince Albert of Monaco and Princess Charlene make poignant trip to Auschwitz during Polish tour, saying 'atrocities will never be extinguished'
• 12-year-old girl shoots home intruder with a gun while hiding in the closet
• EXCLUSIVE: 'It's boredom, not the booze that's always been my big problem', says newly retired Bullard
• Toyboy fiance of Denise Welch cleared of carrying out £12,000 fraud (and says he'll celebrate by taking the Loose Women star out for the night)
• Wakefield complete capture of former New South Wales Origin ace Poore
• The bigg fight: Below-the-belt antics are passe, it's activists versus the glam set on Bigg Boss this season
• REPORTER AT LARGE: Playing host to the new age gold rush
• How PM’s spin chief left him in the lurch
• Green claims Newcastle chief Ashley given green light over Rangers stake
• Watch out George Clooney! Paul Hollywood's the new silver fox in town as Great British Bake Off set to go Stateside
• ADVAITA KALA: Knowing a city through its hotels
• On his bike! Blow to Cameron as Tory Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell finally resigns in Plebgate scandal
• WHIPLASH: Whose privacy are you talking about, Mr PM
• Holiday like 007: Follow in Bond's footsteps and escape to the films’ exotic locations
• The new milk aimed at the 20% of Britons who can't just can't stomach the white stuff
• Martinez reveals worry over Kone' safety during midweek Senegal riot
• Real Housewife Carole Radziwill to publish 'The Widow's Guide to Sex and Dating' after signing $700k book deal
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: 2G revelation brings up old ghosts for UPA
• Railway Children Actress Jenny Agutter, 59, awarded OBE for tireless charity work
• BEL MOONEY: My ex and his young wife have everything but I have only hate
• The Wonder Years never end: Fred Savage lands plum gig directing Modern Family and unlike Kevin... he got the girl!
• MARKET REPORT: Spectris eases investor fears
• The incredible 'flowering' nanomachines that can bend themselves into shape
• DFS posts record rise in operating profit, up to £82m from £80m, while seeing sales fall
• Aggreko warns profits will miss City forecasts after struggling to get customers to pay bills on time
• ALEX BRUMMER: Google setback comes as markets remember Black Monday back in 1987
• Postman suffers fatal cardiac arrest 'caused by dog attack' as he carried out mail rounds the week before
• 'It was a miracle': Toddler catapulted into air and caught by her father as hit-and-run van driver 'mows down' FOURTEEN innocent people in just 30 minutes
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: Banks can't keep a good firm like Rolls-Royce down
• INVESTMENT SPECIAL: Internet giant Amazon goes to the movies
• 'Ladies and gentlemen, spit away': Boy, 9, claims music teacher had entire class stand around and SPIT on him
• Brown must be the colour of the season! Kylie Minogue looks effortlessly chic as she runs errands in a tan ensemble
• Your chance to grill the energy watchdog: Ofgem to answer questions from our readers
• Globe-trotting 21-year-old 'set up $10million Ponzi scheme to finance jet-set lifestyle of luxury cars, a life in Rome and an acting career'
• Recipe: Baked mushroom ragu
• Bank of Scotland fined £4.2m after IT gaffe prompted it to rely on inaccurate mortgage records for quarter of a million Halifax customers
• Supermarket giant Sainsbury’s makes suppliers wait for crucial payments
• Fancy wearing Kate Moss's face for a day? Model is one of 16 stars turned into cartoon T-shirts by Vanity Fair stylist
• The miracle baby who will never walk, speak or read, born after family refused to terminate pregnancy despite three per cent survival rate
• Recipe: Winter veg macaroni cheese
• Recipe: Croque monsieur bread and butter pudding
• Ocean of love: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel prepare for sunset ceremony as guests revel in magical Italian setting on eve of wedding
• Republican worker hired to collect voter registration forms caught 'dumping them in the trash'
• Moth-eaten fake fur coat sells for record £20,400 after extraordinary bout of 'bidding fever' sweeps auction (that's 100 TIMES its estimate)
• In the name of the father, the son and the mouldy ghost: Father stunned to find the face of Jesus emerge in damp behind his FRIDGE
• Enough to drive anyone around the bend? The 50ft bus stop that swerves half way across road
• Nine injured in multi-car pile-up caused by severe dust storm that shut down northern Oklahoma interstate
• Dismembered body found in 24-year-old's backseat is confirmed as missing mother
• What are ewe doing there? Boat rescue operation to save lamb from the bottom of a quarry
• Recipe: Root veg and apple gratin
• Cuban leader Fidel Castro 'has suffered a massive stroke and has just weeks to live'
• On the verge of greatness: Brook knows he is one win away from world title shot
• Photographer who had 'cavalier' attitude to sex faces prison after he hid HIV from lover he infected with the disease
• 'Once in a generation exhibition' at British Museum brings Herculaneum out from under Pompeii's shadow
• Recipe: Baked leeks and chicory with parma ham
• Gifted primary school teacher, 43, who won Songs of Praise award died after falling down the stairs
• Army families win right to sue Government for soldiers' deaths in 'mobile coffins'
• Food: Deep and crisp
• Reese Witherspoon slips back into skinny jeans just three weeks after giving birth
• This is one of the best days of my life: Suso delighted to sign new Liverpool deal
• Maybe he was offside: Danielle Lineker runs over Gary's toe as they head out on a date night to Barbarella launch
• Was Saturn's idiosyncratic satellite system formed by catastrophic impacts between much larger moons?
• 'Move Mr Osborne? But he can't possibly sit in standard class': Chancellor has to stump up £189 for ticket upgrade
• Fancy a stroll in the rain? Gemma Collins and Bobby Norris have a fashion face off with colour co-ordinated tops
• Just two VERY careful owners: World's oldest surviving Vauxhall set to go under the hammer for £80,000
• Conceiving with frozen eggs as effective as with fresh, but scientists still warn women not to delay childbirth
• Model 'who had drunken fumble with Prince Harry' in Vegas hotel room claims British Secret service had her thrown in jail for a MONTH within hours of her giving tell-all interview
• The 'bulletproof' Kevlar reinforced socks that could last forever
• Ouch! Private dental plans could leave patients paying far more than NHS pay-as-you-go
• Shut it Sam! Rugby stars tell West Ham boss to stop hammering them for bad behaviour
• Wonderful walks for autumn: The fabulous fungi of Allen Banks, Northumberland
• 'My son is NOT very optimal... he is very dead': Mother of U.S. diplomat killed in Libya attack slams 'insensitive' Obama's comment about security fiasco
• Boy with Down's Syndrome who got lost in woods overnight is kept warm by puppies
• Time to invest in America? Election, recovery and fiscal cliff are on the cards, so will US funds pay off?
• Schoolgirl who visited 'suicide sites' found dead on train tracks: Campaigners call for ban on web pages that glamorise self-harm
• The real reason you can't stop nodding off mid-afternoon: Your OFFICE is sending you to sleep
• In search of a fast buck! Petrolhead splashes out £300,000 turning battered Ferrari into a stunning replica of £22millon sportscar
• Tallest man in the U.S. gets custom-made sneakers (well, he is a size 24)
• Cameron hits out at Eurocrats who earn £80,000 on the taxpayer, as he says that Britain should stay IN a reformed EU
• EXCLUSIVE: Made in Chelsea's Oliver Proudlock talks to FEMAIL about his new style blog, wearing leather trousers... and Richard's AWFUL dress sense
• Peeping Tom teen took a photo of mentally disabled student's buttocks in restroom and posted it on Twitter
• Heaven on earth? Photographer snaps stunning 'halo' which lights up the Arctic from ice cap 10,000 feet above sea level
• All I want for Christmas is… a face like Gwyneth: Cosmetic surgery bookings rise in run up to festive party season with Gwynnie our dream visage
• Graham Poll's guide to the refs in charge for this weekend's big games
• Teen driver of Ferrari and his friend left fighting for life after car crashes and bursts into flames
• Nearly 6,000 EU staff are paid more than €100,000 says Cameron as he prepares to veto budget hikes
• Oooh la la! Fifty Shades Of Grey becomes fastest selling book in French history with 150,000 sold in just TWO DAYS since translation went on sale
• Amazing images of the tiny 'cubesats' that will flash Morse Code messages to Earth being released from the ISS
• Ronnie Barker's son jailed for 12 months for over 1,600 child porn pictures after going on the run for eight years
• That's not very high fashion: Heidi Klum steps out in bland outfit as she arrives in rainy London
• Want to save money on an international flight? Book 34 days before departure and make sure you fly out on a Tuesday
• British backpacker found unconscious in India fighting for his life after doctors delay treatment over insurance row
• Karl Lagerfeld brands Francois Hollande an 'imbecile who hates rich people'
• Rio Ferdinand's 'dangerous and manipulative' stalker is jailed for 18 weeks after breaching restraining order
• The Midlander: Coventry can begin to paint rosy future with morale-boosting Wembley run
• No snorkel for this snorker: Swifty the pool piglet hams it up for adoring crowd... as the littlest star of South Carolina State Fair
• Ferdinand won't hold his breath for personal apology from Terry after race row fiasco
• Pony survives shocking neglect after being found collapsed on a riverbank lying next to a grave dug by his callous owners
• Bacteria-infested lemon wedges and fly eggs on salt dispensers: Anderson Cooper reveals restaurants' horrifying hidden germs
• Taking it to the maximum: Aussie beauties Dannii Minogue and Delta Goodrem stun in floor length gowns
• 'We're in love and will be together forever': Bengals cheerleader and student toyboy go public about their relationship for first time
• Northern Exposure: Super Sunday as Newcastle and Sunderland prepare for battle
• Pair jailed for smuggling paracetamol and caffeine that they intended to cut with heroin in landmark drugs trial which only featured LEGAL substances
• World Health Organisation 'taking cash handouts from Coca-Cola to plug black holes in budget'
• Tense Britney Spears shows the strain amid claims she overdosed on amphetamines during mental breakdown
• Tottenham v CHELSEA: Terry starts ban but Bertrand and Lampard in line to feature
• Millwall supporter sends letter of apology to Sordell over Facebook 'threat'
• Bank of Scotland fined £4.2m for holding the wrong records for 250,000 mortgage customers
• Like father, like daughter: Rod Stewart steps out in a tracksuit as daughter Kimberly does her errands in a similar casual attire
• Shocking moment American schoolgirl KNEES her opponent in the face as she lay on the field injured
• Brave pensioner, 91, in court to see mugger jailed for 11 years who left her with sickening injuries as he stole just £20
• Do you prefer the President in boxers or briefs? 'Er... None of the above!' Michelle Obama's risqué revelation on Live with Kelly & Michael
• Well, it was on sale! Mildred Baena reads Arnie's autobiography Total Recall (after getting 30% off price)
• Husband of missing Starbucks barista, 21, breaks down in sobs during emotional press conference just hours before 'her cell phone is discovered in the bushes'
• QPR v Everton: Bosingwa and Ferdinand could provide case for injury hit defence
• High school football coaches and players 'videotaped beating and hazing of 14-year-old asthmatic player'
• Celebrity hairdresser Charles Worthington says you CAN wear a fringe at any age (But which stars get it right - and who gets it wrong?) FEMAIL reveals all...
• Masked gunman caught on video chasing a clerk through a store and up the wall display as she tried to flee in terror
• We'll go sky high! Rodgers backs Liverpool to 'fly'... once they finally win at home
• SMALL CAPS MOVERS: Junior miners on the move as AIM creeps up 1.5%
• QPR v EVERTON: Fellaini sidelined for trip to rock-bottom Hoops
• Elephant dung coffee becomes world's most expensive - and it boasts unlikely hints of 'milk chocolate, nuts, spice and red berries'
• Tom Hanks drops F-word during Good Morning America interview as he attempts British accent
• Gee, thanks Bill! Clinton says Romney is RIGHT and the economy is 'not fixed' . . . and how he thought Obama 'was going to cry' during debate
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic: How to find the perfect foundation
• Man charged with the murder of missing vet, 37, after police find her burned-out car abandoned in a country lane
• On fire! Sarah Harding appears almost nude as Girls Aloud flaunt their toned figures in comeback video Something New
• Cruel mother left her starving children living in squalid house with a dead dog and parrot while she went out partying
• Drones were circling above U.S. consulate during Libya attack but officials decided NOT to mount a rescue mission
• It's not fair! Stoke don't stand a chance against the likes of United, moans Pulis
• Weight loss does not improve women's fertility - but it does boost their libido
• Fisherman's (unlikely) friend: The unusual bond between a man and the seagull who followed him home from fishing trip
• He's not a wally, he's England captain! Gerrard the victim of Wembley blooper
• Surprise! Amy Childs eyebrow raising new look... which makes her look permanently shocked
• Researchers identify the biggest risk to long distance space flights: Astronaut sneezes
• Sunderland v NEWCASTLE: Coloccini and Steven Taylor in contention for derby clash
• FULHAM v Aston Villa: Striking boost as Berbatov and Petric shake off injuries
• Is this the worst disguise ever? Man walks into bank sporting stick-on beard and fake bandages in hilarious bid to look like man who he'd stolen ID from
• Now that's a sticky situation! Hundreds of exploding FAKE Heinz ketchup bottles discovered in New Jersey warehouse swarming with flies
• Jerry Sandusky launches bid to overturn child sex convictions because 'the speedy trial violated his rights'
• Why a cooked breakfast could be better for your brain than a slice of toast: High-carb diets may raise the risk of Alzheimer's
• Lucky it wasn't Ikea! Mother names her baby after Eden shopping centre following surprise labour outside stores
• 'Must wear boxers, flip flops and play Phil Collins': Abercrombie & Fitch's gay CEO issues bizarre 47-page rulebook for male flight crew on his private jet
• Wilshere on brink of Arsenal return after 15 months with place for trip to Norwich
• What rift? Bent and I have a laugh together, insists Lambert despite dropping striker
• Someone is packing a paunch! Marco Pierre White spills over his jeans as he enjoys coffee with girlfriend Chloe Willoughby
• West Brom have been the best team in the Premier League, says Mancini as Man City prepare for big test
• How to win at roulette - think like a physicist: Scientists write software that can help you stack the odds in your favour
• Police link Jessica's killer with previous kidnap attempt when 'woman jogger was grabbed from behind and smothered with chemical rag'
• A day well spent: Sandra Bullock beams while cradling her son Louis as they enjoy a relaxing stroll
• Tiny terrier Suni - not much bigger than her owner's mobile phone - has high hopes of being crowned the world's smallest dog
• Now you can get Made up in Chelsea with Binky Felstead's brand new beauty blog exclusive to FEMAIL
• Frogmarch to ruin: 'I've lost home and partner and could go broke, says boss who humiliated thief
• Gymnastic Mr Fox: Animal attempts daring daytime break-in by scaling house and trying the upstairs bathroom window
• Terry is STILL Chelsea captain... but Di Matteo bizarrely refuses to confirm that shamed star will retain the armband
• The heart-warming moment autistic girl performs Firework with her idol Katy Perry
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: QPR 1 Everton 1 - the action from Loftus Road as it happened
• Hospital closed to patients after bacteria that causes Legionnaires' Disease found in water supply
• One in three British women have no plan to start on a family and prefer to get a well-paid job
• Just on the lookout for the neighbours! Liv Tyler stages meet and greet outside her Halloween-decorated home
• Mersey Beat: Once a Blue... once more a Blue? Rooney's Everton career might not be over
• Did this camera that turned up at car boot sale capture the Second World War's most iconic image?
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Sunderland 1 Newcastle 1 - as it happened from the Stadium of Light
• Der Hammer time: Everton sign German hot-shot Hitzlsperger on short-term deal
• Dutch legend Davids set to make his debut for League Two strugglers Barnet
• Flying through the air with the greatest of ease... Pigeon simulator to give the public a chance to explore cities from above
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Norwich 1 Arsenal 0 - the action from Carrow Road as it happened
• Skippy the wallaby goes on the run in the British countryside after its owner tried to send him to Germany
• No room for a spare tyre: Artist builds a car with painted human bodies
• Children who suffer brain injuries are more likely to become criminals later in life
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• British film director sues after being arrested and held in U.S. jail 'for three months without trial or chance to post bail'
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