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• Tina Fey recreates Audrey Hepburn’s iconic Breakfast at Tiffany's look for the cover of Entertainment Weekly
• Forget the cakes, Mary has perfect style recipe: Fans praise her as all-round goddess’ for outfit choice on latest show
• BAE merger is a national security risk and should be avoided at all costs, says top Tory
• Ben Goldsmith steps out with his new girlfriend... as bitter feud with estranged wife Kate Rothschild draws to a close
• How 60% of social workers would routinely ignore a child neglected by their parents
• GPs 'banning increasing numbers of patients who dare to complain about rudeness or refusing to give them an appointment'
• Clinton pictured doodling on her UN speech notes . . . and what do they tell us about her?
• Spurs players have one eye on Wembley, admits assistant Freund
• The inspirational teacher who braved ice and fire as she tackled a different physical challenge every month to honour her father's memory
• LORRAINE CANDY: I’ve been away from my children so long, I keep wanting to beg strangers to let me sniff their babies
• Clarifications & Corrections
• Breakthrough in 30-year-old cold case as hair and teeth of teenage girl found DEAD in cemetery reveal final days of 'Princess Doe'
• Senior RBS traders 'rigged interest rates months before £45bn bailout' from taxpayer
• French abandon Megan: We can't arrest teacher as he hasn't broken any laws, say prosecutors
• Tory grassroots 'despair' at £12bn foreign aid spree: I haven't met one backbencher who agrees with Cameron, says ex-minister
• Mad Men's January Jones slips into a pair of funky 'wallpaper' jeans as she takes baby Xander on shopping trip
• Labour will back press curbs, says Harman as there is no other way to ensure papers obey the rules
• Why having a son puts a woman in a new frame of mind: DNA can pass into body from foetus before reaching brain
• Kohli's flair finds a new admirer in Sri Lanka
• Smiling Kristin Chenoweth keeps her chin up in neck brace on trip to yoghurt shop
• Bring it on! Liverpool boss Rodgers can't wait to face former side Swansea
• Injeanious! They cost from £16 to £145. But which 'magic' slimming jeans really do the trick?
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Riots are a wake-up call for the euro elite
• A laid back Keanu Reeves indulges in some retail therapy amid rumours that his comeback project 47 Ronin is in jeopardy
• Bill Clinton contemplates running for president... of France (as being resident of Arkansas gives him the right)
• AMANDA PLATELL: Sorry girls, you can't have a career AND a happy relationship
• Indians practice against short balls, Australia prepare for spin
• I drove up M40 on LSD, says Jon Snow in blog post hours before controversial drugs show
• Real Housewives star Adrienne Maloof's estranged husband granted two supervised visits with former couple's children
• A-SEA-lia Banks: Rapper shows off emerald green mermaid-style hair ahead of new video shoot in Paris
• Revealed: Employee and manager at centre of salacious resignation email that accused them of having sex in the office
• Wenger tells Walcott his time will come with Arsenal wide man itching to move central
• McDermott proud of Reading after twice coming from behind to beat hapless QPR
• 'Pleb' row Tory given £11,000 backing from tax haven firm (who've also donated £777,000 to the Lib Dems)
• Were they abducted? Two young children feared dead in inferno that killed their grandparents are ALIVE... but they're missing and in danger
• Chicago-bound flight forced to return to Raleigh after fight between two flight attendants
• Where's the magic in this tale of middle-class monsters? First review of J.K. Rowling's VERY grown-up novel
• Cops now looking at driveway in search for Jimmy Hoffa - who hasn't been seen since 1975
• That was for you, John: Hughton dedicates narrow Norwich win to Bond
• Tee room: New boy Colsaerts shows off his famous Belgian family history
• Pawar tussle: NCP MLAs rally behind Ajit in open defiance of party chief Sharad
• Secretary at Christian high school, 41, 'had illicit seven-month affair with 17-year-old student'
• A leader in style: Miriam Clegg chooses stunning £390 'New York Dress' to listen to husband's speech
• Craving a cigarette? Bartenders have come up with an ingenious way to get you your fix - without breaking the smoking ban
• Get ready for the Christmas tablet wars: Barnes & Noble unveils new $199 HD tablet to take on Amazon and Apple
• Why is Cameron boasting about spending billions on overseas aid?
• Take A Bow! Leggy Rihanna shows off seemingly endless pins as she oozes sexiness in super-short denim hotpants
• The teams, the stats and the key holes that will decide the trophy
• Average Briton has just seven years of complete 'financial freedom'
• Fletcher's Scotland return backed by Ferguson as midfielder makes comeback
• Is that Tom on the line? Suri Cruise lights up as she chats away on Katie Holmes's cell phone
• Columnist's satire of Paul Ryan mocking Mitt Romney as 'The Stench' fools journalists
• Harry Redknapp: My friend Bondy lived for football and I will miss him
• Don't be Twits! Olazabal warns Ryder Cup colleagues to be careful on social networks
• Cook sure England can bounce back from woeful display against India to topple West Indies
• Isn't that sweet! Bethenny Frankel treats daughter to ice-cream on girls' day out
• My fight to teach the unteachables: How an idealistic Oxford graduate gave a group of disruptive children one last chance of an education in a run-down boxing gym
• Westwood and Co put their shirts on a charm offensive as Ryder Cup defence edges closer
• It's good to be back! Rooney and Fletcher revel in United win on return to action
• BJP slams retail FDI but concedes it's ready to discuss reforms
• No room for a mishap here! Kim Kardashian keeps covered up following her emerald dress wardrobe malfunction
• Icap and LSE hit by trading slowdown as nervous investors shy away from stock markets
• We'll stop cut in 45p tax rate, says Clegg: Deputy PM's pledge puts him on collision course with Tory Right
• Drunk girl, 18, escapes from handcuffs, steals police car and leads cops on high speed chase before crashing
• Shoppers will boycott milk from farms in areas involved in badger cull, RSPCA predicts
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Lord Sugar isn't so sweet about Clegg's OAP tax attack
• Tragedy as girl, 6, known as 'Mrs Justin Bieber' loses cancer fight seven months after 'marrying' her idol on Valentine's Day
• Delhiites get a reprieve from soaring power and water bills
• Happy Days are over for Erin Moran: Actress is 'homeless and destitute after being kicked out of her trailer park home'
• Debt-hit eurozone faces a 'lost decade' of economic pain and surging unemployment, Ernst & Young warns
• I'm the victim! FA treated me unfairly, claims defiant Terry as hearing draws to a close
• I'll scratch yours? Man's horror after returning home to find a NAKED homeless woman using his shower
• Beauty Confidential: Get a brow lift in an instant
• Can it EVER be worth spending £1,000 on a hairdo? Super-stylist Rossano Ferretti's special cutting technique is put to the test
• 'I was 15 when I ran away with my teacher, but it wasn't a healthy relationship': A woman who disappeared with her maths master reveals the devastating consequences of their affair
• Banks bamboozle politicians and public to hold back reforms and protect bonuses, BoE official says
• We told you not to look down: Owl can't resist a peek at drop as he prepares for his first flight
• Plundering the shrinking and hard-earned assets of pensioners is the daftest idea I've heard in a long time
• Lack of major disasters gets Lloyd's of London back in profit
• Terrifying plight of the starving child brides: Families forced to marry off their young daughters… just so they can eat
• Meet my Burberry boy! Kristin Cavallari dresses little Camden in designer gear for first Twitter picture
• Armed and doubly dangerous: Local arms factories give Delhi criminals a lethal weapons edge
• Forgotten to take your trousers off? Emma Watson turns up to The Perks Of Being A Wallflower premiere in odd dress and pants combo
• Not ANOTHER bare hip bone! All-star model cast walks Anthony Vaccarello's runway on bank of the Seine at Paris Fashion Week
• Almost Famous: Unseen pictures of the Rolling Stones taken before they achieved global success
• Cerise tie, a smart blue suit, practised gestures. A different tribe from the rest
• Osama bin Laden was BLIND in one eye after accident as a child, claims his successor in video tribute
• Domino's Olympic dreams fall flat as pizza chain reports sluggish growth
• TRAVELLER: Battle the power of the Ganges on an action-packed weekend trip to Rishikesh
• MARKET REPORT: Sparks fly again on National Grid amid takeover rumours
• RAISINA TATTLE: Cabinet reshuffle postponed
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: Delays by the elite will hand euro decision to bond vigilantes - or to protestors on the street
• Hey St. Jude! Jennifer Aniston leads host of inspiring stars covering Beatles classic in aid of children's hospital
• Face to face: Artist creates bizarre 'genetic portraits' featuring heads of siblings, parents and children spliced together
• Ladylike chic: A glamorous Jessie J covers up in a fur-trimmed winter coat... before revealing wacky checked ensemble
• Pratibha Patil asked to return official gifts 'on loan' to a museum owned by her family
• Twelve-fold blow to UPA government's austerity plan as globetrotting ministers blow Rs 678 crore of taxpayers' money
• 'I went from 90 to 180lbs and hated myself': What Not to Wear's Stacy London on beating her eating disorder and the body battles she still faces today
• Train-bus collision kills seven students and injures a dozen more
• Bill Clinton's half brother 'stood by as two women fought each other in his home'
• 'My husband has wonder sperm!' Mother-of-three Jennifer Garner talks babies and Ben Affleck on Ellen
• Improve or lose the title! New boy Maicon fires warning to Man City team-mates
• Alligator rips off 84-year-old widow's arm in horrific attack after she 'falls into canal'
• Britain to make more cars than in the 1970s, but bosses say lack of skilled workers may put us on hard shoulder
• Charles Sale: Salmond leaps at Ryder Cup chance to drum up support ahead of Scottish independence vote
• 'Those attacking defenceless sarpanches are cowards,' says chief minister Omar Abdullah
• Not so unique: Were scenes from Oscar entry Barfi! copied from past cinema hits?
• SANDEEP BAMZAI: Coming home after 30 years: One Kashmiri's moving return to his homeland
• Gay couple sue after their engagement picture used on anti-gay flier by conservative campaigners
• Brother of woman, 32, who was beaten, raped and left for dead reveals how she forgave her attacker during her astonishing recovery
• CITY INTERVIEW: The last of the Adnams? Fourth generation brewer says internet is killing pubs
• Martin Samuel: Rory draws on his iron will: Steely McIlroy won't fear being US target
• Drunk rugby player, 17, fatally run over by his friend days before Christmas after leaving party and lying down in front of car
• Sherwood set for Rovers return with Blackburn ready to finally conclude Kean's reign
• 'What a shockingly crass way to battle breast cancer': A woman whose family has been ravaged by the disease reacts to Mel B's provocative topless campaign
• America's most diet-busting french fries revealed (and McDonald's is the healthy option!)
• Nasser Hussain: England expects: How to get on top of West Indies
• Lovely in lace: Monica Bellucci shows off her killer curves in a form-fitting grey gown as she hits the red carpet in San Sebastian
• Chelsea face Man United while Reading play Arsenal in Capital One Cup fourth-round
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Katy Perry is 'Woman of the Year'
• Boorish fan behaviour won't be a problem for either sides at Medinah, says Donald
• Birthday treat! Heather Locklear celebrates turning 51 on dinner date with mystery man
• Proud parents tweet pictures of their daughters with guns in support of Paul Ryan
• Tiny mantelpiece replica canon which is just one foot long seized by police as it is a 'firearm'
• Murray and Sa beat second seeds Gonzalez and Lipsky in first round of Thailand Open
• Man dressed as terrorist carries RPG onto busy street - to test police response times (answer: very quick)
• FROM THE STANDS: Quoting legends: Adolf Hitler to John Milton all find a place in BCCI books
• It's take your child to work day! Alicia Keys is a red hot mama in scarlet skinny jeans as she takes son Egypt to TV studios with her
• Married deputy head, 35, had sexual affair with boy pupil after pair met on gay networking site Grindr
• The great offset mortgage trick: How to beat savings rates stuck in the doldrums and get debt-free quicker
• Schoolboy, 11, left fighting for his life after being struck by lightning outside his school
• Punters ride high on Kite but trainer Morrison worried about colt's profile
• TRAVELLER: Moves afoot to put North-East on tourist map
• Blue's booties! Designer creates custom shoe for Beyonce's baby fitted with $800 worth of sparkly Swarovski crystals
• U.S. Army General who 'had forced sex and inappropriate relationships with female soldiers' in Afghanistan flown home in disgrace
• Gladding calls time on topsy-turvy diving career a month after Olympic bow
• No Elton, sorry seems to be the easiest word
• TRAVELLER: Tap your wild side in South Africa: Dive deep into the sea to watch sharks in their natural habitat
• 'You want to see your daughter? Turn on the TV': Honey Boo Boo's mom June 'at war' with convicted sex offender father of Jessica, 15
• Pakistan calls Kashmir 'A failure of the United Nations system'
• 21 University of California students to receive $30k EACH after being pepper-sprayed during OWS protest
• 'Blood on their hands': Cameron blames Russia and China for torture and killing of Syrian children under Assad's 'terror reign'
• My mother used to say I looked like an 'old dyke': Outspoken designer Karl Lagerfeld reveals his parent's reaction to his early fashion aspirations
• Butter wouldn't melt! Tulisa Contostavlos comes over all sweet and innocent in an angelic white dress... as she attends signing for her explosive new book
• Seething commerce minister shoots at Mamata over FDI
• Discovered by a Nazi expedition in 1936, the incredible 1,000 year old Buddhist statue made from a METEORITE
• It's sink or swim: Broad comes out fighting after shaking off pool injury
• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo again! TV bosses order more episodes of pageant queen's reality show
• 'Maybe I'll go back and do a director's cut': JK Rowling confesses she rushed some of the Harry Potter books to meet deadlines and they suffered for it
• NFL 'nears deal to bring back REAL referees' after replacements botched call that angered players and fans
• I'm scarred by Valhalla: Faldo finally opens up about failure as Ryder Cup captain in 2008
• Is Emily Maynard paying her fiancé to fake their engagement? Jef Holm's ex claims he is receiving HALF of her Bachelorette salary
• Sea change: Photographer captures the dramatic contrast along Britain's landscape caused by ebb and flow of coastal tide
• NARENDAR PANI: 'Coalgate is not the first instance of those in power selling government resources for private gain'
• Burberry is officially top fashion brand on Twitter with 21,000 Fashion Week tweets trumping Victoria Beckham's 17,000 (thanks to a little help from Harry Styles)
• Are shoes cheaper if you buy on a Wednesday? New guide reveals how the perfect timing can improve finances, health and even your career
• Man United 2 Newcastle 1: Cleverley's first goal for Reds is enough to see off Toon
• Frankel to be put through the paces at Newmarket ahead of Ascot finale
• When your country calls: England coach Farrell on why he left Sarries after all
• West Brom 1 Liverpool 2: Sahin bags double to take nervy win for holders at Hawthorns
• Racist mail containing images of KKK and aborted fetuses sent to surging black Republican candidate Mia Love
• The perfectionist bride: From body polishing to Botox, more and more brides-to-be are splurging on cosmetic procedures
• What would Hermione say? JK Rowling's new novel slated over graphic language and racy content in scathing early review
• Is it time up for watches? One in four prefer to rely on their mobile or tablet
• Monk ready to leave Swansea in January if he can't force his way into Laudrup's plans
• QPR 2 Reading 3: Pogrebnyak leaves it late to settle thrilling battle of the hoops
• Rangers 2 Motherwell 0: McCulloch and Shiels show Gers can still mix it with the big boys
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Redrafted land Bill should allay concerns of industry
• Plus-size fashion magazine launches first 3D edition (with free 3D specs) so you can see those voluptuous curves even better
• A 'Jhalak' of stars old and new take to the stage for season 6 finale
• Norwich 1 Doncaster 0: Canaries have Tettey to thank as they edge past Rovers
• England v West Indies - the action from the World Twenty20 from Pallekele as it happened
• Carlisle 0 Tottenham 3: Super solo goal from Townsend fires Spurs into fourth-round
• Arsenal 6 Coventry 1: Giroud off the mark as rampant Gunners thrash Sky Blues
• Just married! Antonio Sabato Jr sweeps new bride Cheryl Moana Marie off her feet during intimate wedding ceremony in Hawaii
• Rangers chief exec Green holds talks with Murray over cooperation at Ibrox
• Call this art? Zidane's infamous World Cup final headbutt captured in bronze statue
• Diet be damned! Curvy Sofia Vergara works up a real appetite as she races around in fitted blue mini dress
• Property developer accused of killing his partner by pushing him in front of bus following row over their pet beagle dog is cleared of manslaughter
• Pucker up! Denise Welch puts on an amorous display as she enjoys a lunch date with toyboy fiance Lincoln Townley
• Crocked Villa defender Dunne on standby for Ireland's World Cup qualifiers
• Yoga? It's too Hindu for church: Priest bans exercise class because it's 'not Catholic'
• Show us your jazz hands! Liza Minnelli, 66, proves life is still a cabaret as she high kicks around the airport
• Ecuador's Middle of the World Equator-themed park is actually in the wrong place
• That's fine by me! McIlroy has no problems being targeted by US team at Ryder Cup
• 'You have nothing to be embarrassed about': Father writes open letter to 13-year-old son after he finds porn on his computer (and gives him a few new website suggestions)
• 'I'm not a gold digger': Tameka Raymond hits back in interview about ex-husband Usher
• 'After our own health scares, it was a no-brainer': Giuliana and Bill Rancic have banked newborn Edward's cord blood
• Cambridge librarian finds forgotten fungus Charles Darwin brought back on the Beagle (and it was still wrapped in his newspaper)
• Toure admits he's struggling to come to terms with being fourth in pecking order behind Nastasic
• How the font used on your car's dashboard could determine if you're going to crash
• Hundreds attend vigil for 'bullied' student, 13, who shot himself dead in high school hallway in front of terrified classmates while dressed as Batman villain Two Face'
• Dieter's nude self-portraits reveal emotional and physical toll of struggle to lose half her body weight
• Romneys double their income from tax havens to $3.5million as polls show Obama stretching lead in key states
• £40m for any man who can turn my gay daughter straight: Father's shock offer after lesbian wedding ceremony
• Beer could help keep you strong in old age... but you'd need to drink at least 154 pints A DAY
• Man pulled over by cops blames his pet SQUIRREL for reckless driving
• Women arrested after trying to smuggle two kilos of cocaine into airport in their WIGS
• From Austria to Russia... how to stage your very own Winter Olympics
• An 'oh f***' moment: How Scotland Yard marksman described seconds before he shot and killed Mark Duggan
• FTSE loses £25billion as Spain moves towards a £300billion bailout
• Protester who stopped Oxford-Cambridge race by swimming into path of boats is found guilty of causing a public nuisance
• Pretty 18th-century cottage conceals 20ft-deep hollow used as oven in previous incarnation as a Victorian pub
• SHARE TIPS - ONE FOR THE GAMBLERS: Oil and gas exploration company making a return
• Warnock takes trip down memory lane after shock Everton win
• Skiing like Superman but failing to master moguls on a back-to-basics Meribel trip
• Kremlin is out to get me, says media boss facing five years in prison over a TV punch
• Woman had 'no idea' what two stolen gold bars were when she stuffed them inside her bra
• Rihanna gets to grips with London's rainy weather... by popping a coat over her shorts
• 'Just walked into the gym and I can smell chips!': Imogen Thomas hits the treadmill after admitting she’s not enjoying her growing shape
• A licence to shoot burglars: It's the chance you take, judge tells two raiders who were fired on by homeowners at isolated cottage
• Gun-slinging bling: The decommissioned AK47s turned into beautiful works of art for World Peace Day
• 'This has nothing to do with Scientology': Tom Cruise pal denies he's turning his back on Suri because of controversial faith
• Being a yummy mummy is tiring work! Ali Larter yawns through a workout as she combines exercise with parenting duties
• Diabetes 'may be caused by harmful bugs in the gut': Revelation as number of type 2 sufferers soars
• Bombed-out buildings and bloody backstreets: How under-siege rebels are still waging war against President Assad in the devastated city of Aleppo
• Ignore climate change and 100m people will die by 2030, shocking new report claims
• The Wicked Queen has arrived! Priscilla Presley shows off her costume as she gears up for her first ever panto role in Snow White
• China plumbs new depths of degradation with Kingdom of the Dwarves theme park and an elephant orchestra
• 'Movies helped... they saved me from shame': Steven Spielberg opens up about dyslexia battle
• 50 Cent fronts cost for private investigation into 'suicide' of hip hop mogul Chris Lighty
• Rodriguez wants to be centre of attention after starring role in Saints cup win
• Defence crisis could cost Man City Premier League crown, concedes Toure
• She looks a million dollars! Glee's Lea Michele shows off the looks earning her a mint as L'Oreal's new girl
• Airline introduces 'quiet zone' on flights which will exclude children under 12
• Poulter out to kill the American dream as Ryder Cup tee-off grows ever closer
• SHARE TIPS - ONE TO DUMP: Competition stacks odds against retailer
• What a cheek! Corrie's Simon Gregson crashes the stage at Charity Ball... in just his thong
• Huge 158.2 carat diamond with an estimated value of more than £1m found in Russia
• Revenge of PC Pleb: Police Federation get their own back on Chief Whip by protesting outside his constituency office
• Chloe Moretz's brogues or Brooklyn Decker's booties? A-list stars turn shoe designers for Stuart Weitzman
• 'We weren't kissing!' Nicole Scherzinger insists she and Chris Brown are just 'old friends' following cosy photos
• Now Hillary Clinton strongly hints that Libya consulate WAS attacked by Al Qaeda in humiliating back track
• Lady and the tramp: TOWIE's Lydia Bright looks elegant in emerald... while boyfriend Tom Kilbey opts for a laid-back look
• Bury turn to former Leeds boss Blackwell after poor start to season
• I'm back from the dead, and I can be a weapon for Europe, claims Colsaerts
• 'He's the one': Delighted JWoww shows off engagement ring for the first time after long term beau pops the question
• Recovery underway after tornadoes and golf ball-sized hail rips through Southern Illinois toppling semis and damaging homes
• MIDAS EXTRA SHARE TIPS: Drinks firm looking to branch out creates a buying opportunity
• Abbey Crouch has competition on the skinny leg front... from husband Peter! Pair show off slender pins during Manchester shopping trip
• Man builds bizarre UFO house to fulfill teenage promise to girlfriend who dumped him 40 years ago
• Still recovering from Emmys night? Tina Fey looks startled over coffee on 30 Rock
• Diamonds, dance classes and dramas at the debutante ball: Behind-the-scenes at London's most prestigious society event
• That's how you get noticed! Rock chick Liberty Ross turns heads in all-leather outfit as she parties in Hollywood
• I want to win it all at Barca, claims Song after trophyless Arsenal spell
• Magazine airbrushes out Karlie Kloss's ribs after Vogue shoot sparked eating disorder controversy
• Hopes fading of finding Northwestern pre-med student who vanished four days ago
• Battle to save life of rhino after poachers shot it and sliced off its horn
• Lifestyle: Retro a-gogo
• The 'Cornish Stonehenge' that became a Victorian picnic spot to be rebuilt 5,000 years after early man first constructed it
• Revealed: Football referee who made botched call is a BANKER who was 'absolutely not ready to work at NFL level'
• Parkinson's disease could be spotted years earlier by studying a simple voice recording
• Occupy Wall Street protester who was caught on video being pepper sprayed by NYPD expecting child with medic who saved her
• 'Perhaps the most beautiful male voice ever': Tributes to Andy Williams, singer of Moon River, after he dies aged 84 after cancer battle
• Clegg's charming wife wows the LibDem conference (oh, and Nick made some speech too)
• Riot police dodge fire bombs and tear gas hurled at protesters as demonstration in Athens against cuts descends into violence
• Bloody hell! James McAvoy stumbles around London looking battered and bruised.. for new Danny Boyle film
• Is this Britain's oldest Shetland pony? The 46-year-old animal enjoying his retirement feasting on grass and flowers in abbey grounds
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection for Wednesday, September 26
• Rio's time has gone! Former England stopper Shilton urges Roy to forget about Ferdinand
• 'These handcuffs are too tight': The moment a state prosecutor was arrested for 'biting man's leg in drunken brawl at adult store'
• 'This kid is dead, you got that?' Donor network 'pressured medics to declare patients dead so organs can be harvested'
• McDermott fuming with Wigan rival after McGuire ruled out of play-off semi-final
• We mean business! Unbeaten Ryder Cup duo Donald and Garcia pair up in practice
• Good girl gone bad: Bloodied and bruised Ashley Tisdale is beaten to a pulp... playing hooker in Sons of Anarchy
• Third of married Brits say sex is a 'chore' because they are too tired, stressed and don’t feel attractive
• All the top tips and best bets for Thursday, September 27
• Fully Booked: The exclusive reading club that brought a mother and son together
• Is this the smile that says all is forgiven? Kristen Stewart arrives in Paris amid rumours she's moved back in with Robert Pattison
• First glimpse of Kardashian kosmetics as Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe strike a pose for their new Khroma Beauty line
• RYDER CUP 2012: All the action on day one from the Medinah Country Club
• 'I regret lying to Camille:' Kelsey Grammer agrees he shouldn't have lied about cheating with wife Kayte
• Front Row heads out to check out what's hot and what's not this week
• Lib Dems join the Tory revolt against planning free-for-all allowing huge home extensions without consent
• Bernie Ecclestone will 'soon be indicted on corruption charges' following decisive statement by convicted banker
• I'm still standing: Heart attack victim Muamba to reveal all in new autobiography
• At least she wins best legs: Pamela Anderson outshines other contestants in glam backstage attire... before she gets booted off DWTS
• Dolores Hart: The nun who gave up Elvis for the Lord'
• Players' sickness at World Twenty20 prompts ICC to change water supplier
• Straight out of Z Cars! Former police officer reunited with his Ford Cortina 40 years after leaving job when he saw it in a classic car magazine
• U.S. hits back at Ahmadinejad as he labels America 'a bully' while thousands protest that Iranian president was allowed to speak during Yom Kippur
• 'Fired for sprinkling too much chocolate on a McFlurry': McDonald’s waitress claims unfair dismissal from fast food giant over extra topping she added to dessert
• California set to give driverless cars the green light on state roads and highways
• Babysitter, 38, 'abducted 2-year-old girl after she suffered miscarriage'
• Sherlock Holmes and the case of a new romance? Benedict Cumberbatch and Liv Tyler spark dating rumours after cinema outing
• Bobbi Kristina involved in car accident with boyfriend Nick 'as couple argued'
• 'These are things I know from the inside': JK Rowling on how her own teenage battle with OCD inspired lead character in new novel
• 69-year-old couple to marry this week after a whirlwind romance SIXTY years after they first met in the school playground
• Caught on canvas! The hyperrealistic drawings that look so good you could mistake them for photographs
• 223 down, 501 to go! The mother who has trekked 7,000 miles on mission to visit every pub in Britain called the Red Lion
• ‘I think she's brilliant... she's actually quite a naughty girl!' Sharon Osbourne defends 'boring' Nicole Scherzinger as she returns to the X Factor for judges' houses
• Love is all you need! Music fans tie the knot in Beatles-themed wedding featuring Abbey Road cake, Sgnt Pepper best men, flower power bridesmaids...and a groom dressed as Paul McCartney
• Grandmother, 73, who sent 500 racist letters demanding England is 'made pure again' gets life-long Asbo
• Gaddafi's revenge from beyond the grave: Libyan rebel credited with capturing dictator dies after being kidnapped and killed by dictator's supporters
• Teething problems for M&S Bank as website crashes on first day of its new current account
• Ahead of the pack! Fit mama Jessica Alba takes the lead on a family hike in the hills
• Looking grrreat! Tulisa takes a walk on the wild side as she brightens up blue dress with leopard-print heels
• Rising foreign aid is not supported by any Tories, David Cameron is warned as he preaches to the United Nations about the need to keep spending
• Flittering in the light: World's largest 'solar chandelier' shimmers thanks to tiny paddles which spin when sunlight hits them
• 'My boobs are too big': Frankie Essex regrets 'rushed' decision to get a 34 E-cup boob job
• Single-parent families: 'We owe our success to our single mums'
• That's what you call backless! Kylie Minogue flaunts her peachy derriere in outrageous dress for spoof advert
• THAMES RIVER DISTRIBUTION: Star manager's investment trust with a secret formula - and it's powered by 2,400 income sources
• Deaf and blind man, 63, hanged himself in grief yards from the body of his wife after she died from a heart attack
• Researchers reveal the hidden proteins that could hold the key to dementia and MS
• Broke father who showered teenage daughter with a £20,000 birthday party where Tulisa performed, Gucci bags and a £1,500 mobile is spared jail after she begs judge for mercy
• It's a tough life! Denise Richards shows off her bikini body as she frolics around the pool... and it's all for the photographer of course
• Top secret dossier uncovered containing detailed maps and postcards of Hitler's plan to invade neutral Ireland in the Second World War
• Europeans bid to silence American fans at Medinah... with gobstoppers
• Gossip isn't always bad: Idle talk brings employees close together and makes them more co-operative, study finds
• The 'Bank of Mum and Dad' spends £995m per year of their children's gap years
• 'Help me please... head split open': Chilling last texts of AT&T worker bludgeoned to death with crowbar as he fixed phone lines
• Rocket needs boost as O'Sullivan drops out of snooker top 16 for first time
• Mobster who was cleared of murder after saying he was too busy running drugs empire to be a contract killer is finally locked up
• Everton legend Sheedy given the 'all clear' after successful bowel cancer op
• Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks to face trial next September on charges linked to phone hacking scandal
• Big Mother: Parents monitor their toddler via CCTV cameras in his bedroom as he suffers up to 16 seizures a day
• Is this Megan? How married maths teacher who fled to France with pupil had tattoo of brunette girl inked on his arm this year
• James Bond Special in Live Magazine
• Snoring during pregnancy linked to high blood pressure and preeclampsia
• Are you looking at me? Cross-eyed cat Spangles appears to come at you from funny angles
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• Broad: Pallekele reminiscent of Caribbean, scene of England's greatest T20 triumph
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• Research ship discovers 1.5 MILLION new species during 'health check-up' of the world's oceans
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