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• What a rude girl! Alexandra Burke flicks the finger as she attends the 18th birthday party of Attitude magazine
• Finding new ways to get her kicks! Pregnant Snooki swaps bars for ice hockey
• That's fascinating Grandad, but... One in three children admit they don't want to hear their relatives talk about the old days
• Farmer thrown 10ft and repeatedly gored by bull played dead to survive attack
• Emergency workers tell how increasing numbers of storm chasing 'morons' are hampering rescues as new technology lets anyone follow a tornado
• £60m promised to cancer victims hasn't been spent: Patients 'having to jump through hoops' to get drugs they need
• From riots to rock royalty: How one photographer went from capturing conflicts to snapping music's biggest stars
• Soumyajit and Ankita qualify for Olympics
• Tragedy as boy, 12, collapses and dies on baseball field three months after suffering heart attack during basketball practice
• Sourabh Verma Saidutt in main draw
• Going diesel 'is a false economy' because most motorists who switch don't drive far enough
• Kenyan runners put up strong performance
• Hoping to get an early leg up with the ratings? The Catalina cast strip down and get to grips with their cheeky colleagues to promote new reality show
• City high-flier faces years in jail over sister-in-law's 'insider' tips that made him millions
• Clegg blocks Lords reform referendum: It's a waste of money because people don't care, he says
• Strong pound boosts holiday cash: Family's venturing abroad this year set for a little extra spending money
• 'They could easily have killed': The two young men held for setting up deadly spiked booby traps on popular Utah hiking trail 'for fun'
• IPL MAXIMUM CRICKET: Shikhar’s 50 resists Kolkata bowlers
• 'My husband has great taste!': LeAnn Rimes receives garish gemstone ring from Eddie Cibrian to mark their one year anniversary
• Louisiana mother charged with homicide after her four kids burn to death in her trailer home 'when she left them alone'
• Happy as a sandboy! Smiling seal can't hide his delight as he plays on the beach
• Former Open winner Curtis lands first PGA title since 2006 in Texas
• IPL MAXIMUM CRICKET: Punjab dominate in Mumbai's den
• The Centre appears helpless as Maoists turn on heat with abduction as their new strategy
• Nothing beats the real thing! Justin Bieber can't keep his hands off Selena Gomez after making do with a lookalike for his Boyfriend video
• Nineteen years on, a mother's pilgrimage: Doreen Lawrence visits site of her son's murder on anniversary of his death
• We can beat any team feels Royal Challengers’ Vettori
• Childhood home of Jennifer Hudson showcases one of America's most violent neighbourhoods ahead of trial in 2008 triple murder
• IPL MAXIMUM CRICKET: hereRajasthan take on in-form Bangalore
• Mick Jagger and Keith Richards volatile relationship to be explored in new Rolling Stones film
• How good old Dunkirk spirit sank elf 'n' safety at the Queen's jubilee pageant
• Hendry beats Bingham to set up clash with countryman Higgins
• Wenger backs Chelsea in bid to knock Barcelona out of Champions League
• Holding a grudge: Chelsea Handler slams Angelina Jolie AGAIN as she claims actress 'can't be trusted'
• Taxpayers could be left with £300k bill for contempt of court case against former cabinet minister
• Mitford house gutted by fire after blaze breaks out in drawing room
• The ladies in red who look ready for bed: Men think a scarlet-clad woman is more likely to sleep with them on a first date
• Walker wins PFA young player award on good night for north London
• Coalition kicks controversial foreign aid pledge into the long grass despite plans being in Tory manifesto
• Patsy Palmer finally gets a white wedding as she renews vows with husband Richard Merkell in front of her four children
• Prison Break star Lane Garrison in police custody facing felony domestic violence charge
• Dumped! TOWIE's Charlie King ends romance with Gemma Collins after discovering her 'sexts' with Ricky Rayment
• Blair's 'wrong judgment' on Gaddafi, by former law chief
• We only deport a third of illegal migrants we catch: New figures deliver another blow to UK Border Agency
• Who's that girl? Jennifer Connelly turns blonde bombshell for her role in Virginia with Emma Roberts
• Go left at the library, then left at the pub... it's Granny-Nav: Scientists develop new system to help pensioners
• They’re fiddly, virtually worthless and weigh down your pockets. Now a radical idea is gaining currency: Should we abolish the penny?
• City and Spurs dominate PFA Premier League Team of the Year
• First look: Kristen Stewart is a sun-kissed 16-year-old bride on the poster of her new film 'On the Road'
• Why the cardboard in your loo roll is being slashed: Sainsbury's trims size in bid to reduce environmental impact
• Sleeping on the job! Company installs space pods to help staff avoid commute during Olympics
• Beautiful in bronze! Imogen Thomas shows off her curves in a figure-hugging metallic dress
• Bank of England governor role to be advertised for the first time: New open process hopes to attract the City's brightest
• Ministers ordered to find another £16bn in spending cuts amid warning it could take years to get economy back on track
• Strike a pose: Research proves that people look best from their left side
• MAIL COMMENT: Don’t surrender to the filth merchants
• 'I used a spy camera to catch a care home thug beating up my mother': How a daughter's suspicions lead to her uncovering harrowing abuse
• 'It's kind of an empty cliff': Half of new graduates with bachelor's degrees are unemployed or underemployed
• So, Minister, since when were the civil liberties of porn users more important than those of children?
• My, she grew up fast! Touching time-lapse video shows girl aging 12 years in under three minutes
• Find another £16billion in cuts, ministers are ordered amid warning it could take years to get economy back on track
• Den mother kicked out of Boy Scouts because she is a lesbian... but she claims it was only after she uncovered thousands in missing money
• Molineux Match Zone: Roberto calm before it kicks off
• Alec Baldwin and fiancée Hilaria Thomas only have eyes for each other as they enjoy a romantic lunch in New York
• Jamie Redknapp's Weekend Watch: Pardew's Newcastle could decide the title
• Record dividends mask fragile condition of business confidence
• Illegal immigrant arrested 35 TIMES can't be deported as U.S. won't recognise his homeland Palestine as a country
• 'Michelle is sweaty, Hillary looks like Madeleine Albright and Gingrich's wife wears a wig': Embarrassment for Romney as spokesman deletes controversial tweets (and he's only been in the job since Thursday)
• Check out the new model! Victoria Beckham stuns in arty advertising material for her custom-designed Range Rover
• Osborne ties £10bn IMF loan to voting change
• Vodafone deadline over Cable & Wireless Worldwide bid
• 'Don't stop giving, it's what she would have wanted': Family of 'inspirational' woman who died running London Marathon urge wave of generosity to continue as charity donations reach almost £920,000
• Looking good at 53! Jamie Lee Curtis sizzles in scarlet dress at charity bash
• Martin Samuel: We don't need ringers to make us Great Britons
• Neil Moxley: When McCarthy was sacked, Wolves finally cracked
• Watt lights path to Old Firm spot after scoring deadly double against Motherwell
• Pictured: The flaming meteor that exploded with a sonic boom over Sierra Nevada
• Old Trafford Match Zone: Ferguson says 'diver' tag is so unfair on Ashley
• Tragedy as college student, 20, dies during party after falling EIGHT FEET from balcony with friend who landed on top of her
• SuperGroup could face regulatory probe over accounting error
• Blue Monday! 'Day of destiny' in the battle to save crisis club Rangers
• Britain's battle to avoid 'double-dip' recession hanging in the balance
• MI5 spooks, Gaddafi and crimes that betray us all
• Everton show no hangover from cup and United paid the price
• Changes to blame, admits Dunn as Blackburn battle bravely to avoid the drop
• Coachella cool! Kelly Osbourne and famous friend Dita Von Teese cut a stylish pair at music festival
• Following in Prince Harry's footsteps, Princess Beatrice totters to one of her cousin's favourite party spots... wearing six-inch heels
• No more excuses, we must stand up and be counted, cries Bolton's Reo-Coker
• ALEX BRUMMER: Chancellor has learned lessons of leaky Budget
• Bahrain race zone: Vettel becomes fourth winner in four races
• Stunning black and white pictures of a nation's rural ruins, exiled from the American Dream
• RAISINA TATTLE: Meira faced with a difficult protest poser
• Give your brain a break... and achieve inner peace with our easy guide to meditating
• Irreplaceable Becky Hill beats Indie and Pixie to the live rounds after the duo complain about Jessie J's vocal arrangement on The Voice
• She even blings her forehead! Khloe Kardashian sports bizarre bindi-style design while out for dinner with sister Kim
• Last-day dramas draining Roberto as Wigan's winning run comes to abrupt end
• THE GOOD LIFE: Fashbash for 25 years of Suneet
• Cameron’s pal and another shady crony...
• On the road: No title for Saints but Nigel has worked miracles at St Mary's
• Barclays hopes bumper profit will placate angry investors
• Too much Botox? Carla Bruni is 'barely recognisable as the glamorous woman who married Sarkozy four years ago'
• Woman collapses and dies while running London Marathon
• Deja vu creeping up on McLeish as Villa stutter towards Premier League safety
• Eco-activists stage demonstrations across the world to mark Earth Day, the global day of environmental awareness
• In the trenches: The A-list love this classic coat... here's how to steal the style that works for you
• Weale takes second consecutive top-20 Modern Pentathlon World Cup finish
• Feel the buzz! Coffee-fuelled Pardew (and 52,000 fanatics) on brink of Euro dream
• One-two finishes for Guintoli at Dutch round of World Superbike Championship
• Delight for Daley as silver streak has golden lining with win in Tijuana
• You cheat! Allen accuses Chinese opponent of 'blatant foul' after shock defeat
• Forget the play-offs, we want automatic promotion, says Tomkins
• How to spot if your lover is a psycho
• Sure I'm not adopted Mum? Albino kangaroo cuddles up to his mother making everything all white!
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Perks of being a Shatner follower
• Barcelona set to snub summer swoop for Bale as they laugh off £40m valuation
• Team Anna rules out joint movement with Ramdev
• LIZ JONES: These shoes aren't made for walking!
• General effect: Standing Committee on defence admits shortage of ammo and wants government to fast-track procurement
• And they call it puppy love! Zac Efron shares holiday picture of his cute new pooch
• Real show of force can be way forward for Di Matteo as Barca are dismantled
• 'I feel like he's my own son': How obsessed detective who led Etan Patz case committed suicide seven years after boy's disappearance
• Clever cruises: Swapping karaoke and junk food for a life on the brain waves
• So that's how she does it! Single mother January Jones gets some helping hands with her bouncing baby Xander
• Will Dave's media blitz blow away the Omnishambles? Not unless he is prepared to make some big changes
• Incredible picture of Lyrid meteor shower shows shooting star against night's sky (and there's a second chance to see more tonight)
• Hell is... working from home with your hubby
• R Prasad on... Mamata's ultimatum
• High school teacher 'lined up terrified students and fired blanks at them' during class
• A cushion made by Rose West and Myra Hindley's nightie: The Black Widow's macabre collection of murder-abilia goes on display at crime museum
• Rob Wildman's Gainline: Wasps' Dai laughing after bonus at Bath
• No go, Jo! Hallissey's joy, but it's marathon misery for poor Pavey
• Pentagon's $320M hypersonic drone tore itself apart as the hull heated to 3,500 degrees at 20 TIMES the speed of sound
• The facials that ruin your skin: They promise to leave you looking peachy - but expensive anti-ageing facials can wreck your looks
• What Barcelona and Chelsea learned about each other at the weekend
• France's first round of its presidential election is a snapshot of so much wrong with the once proud nation
• The sweet scent of pudding perfumes
• Bradford chairman Hood gives in over battle for control at Odsal
• Sarah Jessica Parker makes a rare fashion mis-step in tent-style coat that swamps her petite figure
• JANET STREET PORTER: These naff Olympics just scream second-rate
• Why Beefy's still a miracle walker... Sportsmail salutes the master of the long march
• NEWS IN BRIEF: ‘India cut its Agni-V range under NATO pressure’
• 'This child was horribly murdered': Police find bones believed to be boy, 10, who was starved to death by his parents and dumped in creek
• Nou it's time for Barca! Chelsea's battlers are ready to rumble after Arsenal draw
• ROWAN PELLING'S SEX ADVICE: I've betrayed my husband after 34 years of fidelity
• Mark Webster: BBC show off the city during London Marathon ahead of Olympics
• Why your handbag is making you fat (And so are your fake tan, high heels and leggings!)
• Helicopter flies inches from LIVE electrical power lines so daredevil repairman can fix them
• Sheila Dikshit is a ‘saviour’ for booked politicos
• Dalglish rocked by Roy's revenge! Liverpool suffer blow at hands of former boss
• Modi government frames rules of its own under RTE Act
• Shahid Kapoor looks like he is the latest Bollywood starlet to face stalker ‘trouble’
• Nasa's greatest hits: Breathtaking time-lapse photography shows off our beautiful planet from the International Space Station
• Lord Ashley will always be an inspiration
• Hallissey hoping strong London Marathon result will earn her Games berth
• Allen dumped out in first round after shock defeat to rising star Cao
• Aping around: The night I ended up dancing just like an orangutan at Disneyland Paris
• Thom must be the one… Kelly Brook feels relaxed enough to go out with rugby star boyfriend without makeup
• BOLLYWOOD DIARY: Sallu is irked with Sonakshi divulging his secrets
• We were not good enough! Upset Connor concedes relegated Wolves lacked quality
• Sit up and take note! Trio of wolverine cubs make debut after becoming first to be born in the UK
• Getting fighting fit for the next show! Strictly Come Dancing winner Aliona Vilani works out in skimpy crop top in the park
• Fan-tache-tic: Proudly whiskered gents gather for Brussels' battle of the beards
• Greece take two: How I fell for perfect Paxos after 35 years of self-imposed exile
• CBI sniffs for Joshis’ link with Tatra truck scam boss Rishi
• India cracks down on firms for 'illicit trade in weapons'
• All the top tips and best bets for Monday, April 23
• I want to break free: The amazing moment a butterfly bursts from its chrysalis
• Gehlot hit by summer of rebellion
• Hitman Robin strikes again! Van Persie picks up prestigious PFA award
• Camelot confirmed for 2,000 Guineas as O'Brien maps out Classic campaign
• Exports push delivers results for small businesses
• Congress chief Sonia sets out on 'seer’ diplomacy to nail strongman Yeddyurappa
• Two white neighborhood watch brothers who 'beat up 15-year-old black boy' facing 13 years in prison in new 'Trayvon' case
• Space age fashion: Nicki Minaj prepares to take flight in a pair of futuristic moon boots
• Victims of PPI scandal swindled twice say watchdogs as many are unaware claims firms take a fee
• Women in late 40s and 50s lead start-up boom
• Hull 12 Wigan 56: Warriors keep the pressure on Giants with big win
• Get your kit off! Genoa match stopped as ultras demand players remove shirts
• Red alert! Rachel McAdams looks stunning in short scarlet mini dress as she shops with boyfriend Michael Sheen
• NIRAJA GOPAL JAYAL: Turnout the highlight of MCD polls
• Quality UK brands with a heritage please Japanese
• CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LIVE: Barcelona 2 Chelsea 2 - the action from the Nou Camp as it happened
• WHIPLASH: Find a better thing to go ga-ga over
• Just answering the phone faster would help the Revenue improve its service
• Cold callers lay siege to new firms over fuel bills
• Ricky Martin finally sells his Miami Beach mansion for a cool $10.6 million after five years on the market
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Don't play politics over the fishermen's deaths
• PATIALA PEG: Sobha’s portraits have been left to rot
• 21-year-old 'Real-life Barbie doll' seeks international fame... But does she even exist?
• Gujarat police officer faces probe over fatal shooting
• Soaked East Coast hit with snow storms of up to one foot - and flooding - in APRIL... as Midwest sizzles in record highs
• 'Six weeks ago I couldn't even run down the road!' TOWIE's Arg proves his 'haters' wrong as he finishes the London Marathon
• Computer porn: Have ministers given up the fight? Tough proposals to protect children would 'be a breach of civil liberties'
• Wolves 0 Man City 2: Premier League title is Mancini's to lose as hosts are relegated
• Hull KR 44 London Broncos 16: Dobson stars in Rovers rampage
• Teb-WOW! New York Jets cheerleader hopefuls catch Tebowmania
• It Ain't Half Hot Mum never to be screened again as BBC deem it too racist for modern society
• It's back on! United blow chance to close in on title as rivals City move to within three points... and the derby is next up
• Never too old to rock! Melanie Griffith, 54, steps out in flower power trousers as she joins the California cool kids at Coachella
• The way to a woman's heart? An old-fashioned compliment is better than sex, shopping or chocolate
• Liverpool 0 West Brom 1: Roy stands tall back at Anfield as Baggies stun Dalglish
• Nick Clegg's wife hired by Cadbury's U.S. buyers three weeks before he condemned £11.5bn takeover
• Warrington 54 Castleford 6: First-half romp sets up easy win for rampant Wolves
• Bradford 6 Huddersfield 20: Leaders earn battling victory over Bulls
• Bungling burglar caught as he swigged glass of cider during raid on £1million home
• Private equity businessman arrested after spree of sex attacks on New York women says he is NOT the serial 'well-dressed groper'
• Cape escape: From white sand beaches to wines and wildebeest, South Africa has it all
• Youngest Crucible debutant Brecel makes bad start before showing his talent against Maguire
• It's the off-road skateboard! Wheels ditched in favour of treads to tackle grass or snow
• Boy, 6, racks up £1K bill buying 'gold' for zombie game
• Secret to long life for the country's oldest pub cat, still propping up the bar aged 112? Real ale on tap, her owner claims
• Exeter 15 Northampton 18: Saints stay into contention for play-offs with narrow win
• Like mother like daughter! Teri Hatcher is joined by glamorous 14-year-old Emerson at Desperate Housewives bash
• The Orient express! Jessica Alba hits the tourist trail on family holiday in Japan
• Close your eyes, Caroline! Harry Styles moves on by dating all American girl Emma Ostilly as they're pictured enjoying a late night kiss
• Looking swell! Smiling Reese Witherspoon shows off her growing baby bump on a family day out
• Rafa Nadal's doubles match-up: The remarkable photos of the tennis star and the rodent
• NHS workers in south to get higher wages under Lansley plan - but bosses in north and Midlands would keep top pay
• Smokers are more likely to quit if they exercise
• Motherwell 0 Celtic 3: Watt a debut! Teen ace grabs brace in stroll for champions
• The Army siblings fighting the Taliban: Brother and sister make military history by serving together in Afghanistan
• Mother-of-two 'raped boy, 15, after getting him drunk'
• Teenage robbers who raided garage caught after saving pictures of their loot on a mobile phone
• Fergie prepared for biggest ever derby after losing initiative to City in title race
• Famous photos of Sean Connery, Twiggy and Damien Hirst from over the past 50 years to go under the hammer at auction
• Breakfast cereal favourite Weetabix could be gobbled up by Chinese firm
• Flamboyant film director Ken Russell leaves entire £850,000 estate to his fourth wife
• Holidaymakers told to buy euros now as pound continues to soar
• Actors in film about fleeing Cuba arrive in U.S. for film festival... and disappear (they fled Cuba)
• 'No part is hidden to us': Iran says it is rebuilding captured U.S. drone
• Track down your long lost mutual assets on new website ownedbyyou.org
• Ted Nugent fined $10,000 after admitting to illegally killing bear for TV show
• Alaskan congressman and wife 'spent tens of thousands of dollars from campaign funds on hunting trips, personal flights and...dry-cleaning'
• Taking the plunge! Kim Kardashian rules the waves in her aqua-blue bikini on another tropical holiday
• Just gr-eight! Nadal beats Djokovic in Monte Carlo Masters and ends final hoodoo
• Petrocapital Resources drops legal case against a former director
• What a balls up! Made In Chelsea's Francis Boulle accidentally flashes more than he bargained for as he lifts up his kilt
• Gym group Energie to float on Aim to fund massive expansion plan
• The Scotsman owner Johnston Press is poised for bank agreement
• Vauxhalls 'to drive themselves' with technology being developed by General Motors in Detroit
• Final chapter of Doctor Who: Stars shoot scenes in a graveyard but who is leaving in a coffin?
• A bubble inside a bubble inside a bubble... Astronaut films fascinating anti-gravity experiments from the space station
• Japanese chain Uniqlo racks up losses but British expansion goes on
• Pits of despair for Hamilton as Vettel holds off Raikkonen for first win of season in troubled Bahrain
• Vodafone in last-ditch talks over Cable & Wireless Worldwide deal
• Last person to see missing Fort Bragg soldier alive is arrested on sex offender charges
• ‘I’m gonna shoot myself in the head’: Woman, 18, found MURDERED in ditch - three days after saying she wanted to take her own life
• Here come the girls! Sparkling Little Mix show off their grown up sexy style at JLS tour party in figure hugging dresses
• Defiant Guardiola calls on beaten Barca to bounce back against Chelsea
• And they’re off! Prince Harry offers his support as 37,500 runners compete in the 32nd London marathon (and jokes that Kate and William should take part next year)
• Administrators struggle to salvage Downing Street builder Killby & Gayford
• More Secret Service agents will be fired in 'very near future' over Colombian prostitute scandal
• Obama was briefed immediately about death of British ex-pat Neil Heywood, whose 'killer may have had a plane blown out of the sky'
• Pubs hope for trade boost as punters drink up and toast Harry, England and St George
• Woman killed and more than 70 people injured as two trains collide head-on in Amsterdam
• Manchester United 4 Everton 4: United hit by back trouble... visiting the neighbours could be so tricky now
• Robson left in tears as British girls suffer defeat against Sweden in Fed Cup
• Advertising giant WPP on course for worldwide revenue surge
• Man's body found dumped outside top New York nightclub after 'falling off balcony INSIDE venue'
• NHS pay cuts in poorer areas backed by Lansley: Health Secretary supports different wages across the country
• Something old: Third generation of family ties the knot in same church after rush to complete £750k renovation
• R Capital eyes bid for High Street ironmonger Robert Dyas
• 'I did not break the law and I never thought I was breaking the law': John Edwards' lawyers chase trail of 'Bunny Money'
• Is it all Simon's fault? After days of embarrassment for Cowell, The Voice beats Britain's Got Talent in the ratings war again
• Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska paid armed gangs to protect business empire
• 'He was in a really horrible place': The Voice favourite Jaz Ellington's wife reveals singer tried to take his own life twice
• Baby's first festival! Alicia Silverstone and husband Christopher Jarecki take Bear to Coachella
• Turkish ref Cakir handed Chelsea assignment as Blues look to reach final
• Crooked multi-millionaire Lib Dem donor who stole £60m will FINALLY face justice: But party is keeping fraud victims' £2.4m and £18m is STILL missing
• A-Z of the Sunday newspapers
• A THREE HOUR wait to get into Britain: Olympic official's fury after he was delayed at passport control
• RSPCA launch cruelty probe after man eats goldfish alive in shocking YouTube stunt
• Posh Rover: Victoria Beckham unveils her exclusive 'baby' Range Rover Evoque in Beijing to woo communism's super-rich
• Like mother, like daughter! Lizzie Jagger looks the spitting image of mother Jerry in sizzling beach shoot
• For the sake of football, Barcelona must beat Chelsea, blasts Van der Sar
• Spy found dead in a holdall 'was being followed in the weeks before he died'
• Sunday newspaper share tips: William Sinclair, Royal Dutch Shell and Associated British Foods
• 'Power is his priority': Simon Cowell biographer Tom Bower reveals why music mogul's relationships always fail
• Duck takeaway: Moment hungry seagull snatched two chicks from under parents' beaks
• Westwood defends title in Indonesia despite final-round wobble
• 'He opened his eyes and said hello': Robin Gibb's wakes from his coma after 12 days, surrounded by his family
• Kenya celebrate London Marathon double as Keitany and Kipsang storm home
• What has happened to Lindsay's lips? Lohan shows off swollen mouth as dad jumps to her defence over bar brawl claims
• Men will soon live longer than women for the first time as they ditch their unhealthy lifestyles
• Cisse aims to fire Newcastle into the Champions League... but says main aim is providing for his 70 family members
• ‘I felt dizzy, I felt myself falling’: Back from the dead footballer Fabrice Muamba relives the terrifying moment he collapsed on the pitch
• Mother made son of ten sleep in coal bunker for a year with only a filthy mattress, a potty and a sleeping bag
• Embarrassment of riches: George Osborne's dad reveals his expensive tastes... a £19,000 desk, £11-a-pound Manchego cheese and some lavender-scented bath oils
• A VERY Big Mac! World's biggest McDonald's with 1,500 seats to be built for games
• Fergie relief as Rooney is barred from Olympics if he is picked for Euro 2012
• Senior British diplomat loses eye after being mugged as he walks through a London cemetery
• Villagers waiting for broadband create their own 40-MILE trench to lay cable
• Grace eases to third Tour victory of the year after final-round 69 in China
• Winning goal proves I am the Real deal, says Madrid star Ronaldo
• Is there a child left in Britain who ISN'T 'obese'? Mother’s fury as sporty girl, four, who weighs just 3st 7lb is branded overweight
• 100,000 women undergo brutal genital mutilation illegally in Britain (and some of the victims are as young as TEN)
• West Brom coach arrested over alleged sex attack on 13-year-old schoolboy
• Sarkozy comes out fighting with pledge to crack down on immigration after stunning election result for Far-Right
• Pardew hails Ashley investment as Newcastle close in on Champions League
• Sweeter revenge: Cheryl Cole 'to bring out own tell-all book about Simon Cowell' as she brands him 'disgusting and creepy'
• Russian oligarch close to Mandelson paid 'protection money' to armed gangs to save his business empire
• Ancelotti plans Premier League raid with Dzeko and Suarez at top of PSG wish-list
• Forget perfume! TOWIE star Sam Faiers, 21, set to release her first BOOK
• Give England its own anthem, demand MPs: Fans 'could sing Jerusalem or Land of Hope and Glory'
• Tottenham want £10m-rated France No 1 Lloris to replace Friedel
• Jamie Oliver accuses Gove of allowing academy schools to profit by selling children unhealthy meals
• United weigh up £5m move for Everton full-back Baines and keep tabs on Spain's Alba
• 'There's no such thing as bad publicity': Bernie laughs off Bahrain riots at Grand Prix despite burning tyres in the streets and a protester 'beaten to death by police'
• Bringing sexy back! A braless Lauren Goodger shows off her new slim figure in revealing dress that dips just above derrière
• Golden boy! Daley's Olympic preparations boosted after victory in Mexico
• Rise of the DIY divorce: Hard-up couples causing court chaos by representing themselves amid cutbacks
• 'Simon had sex with me eleven times in one night': Former glamour model Alicia Douvall is first Cowell kiss and tell... but who's next?
• What the back pages say: Ferguson fury as Rooney makes Team GB shortlist
• Prince Harry and Mollie King's secret London dates and their pact to keep their 'relationship' under wraps
• Cher's massive afro steals the show from her award-winning transgender son Chaz Bono at Hollywood ceremony
• Times Square chaos: Cars flips onto roof on sidewalks and injures a dozen pedestrians
• Thomas Kinkade's wife files restraining order against painter's mistress to stop her selling her story or revealing trade secrets
• 'Anger Room' provides a space for frustrated customers to unleash their emotions - with a baseball bat... but psychologists warn it only fuels the problem
• Was it the stylist's day off? Nicole Kidman hits red carpet in dowdy ensemble
• Couple held at gunpoint by new neighbours who threatened to shoot them after thinking they were burglars
• Stark warning: Lana Del Rey tells sombre tale of drug-addicted street walking teenager in video for Carmen
• Beach beauties: Halle Berry and daughter Nahla enjoy afternoon in Malibu with Oliver Martinez
• High school student hacks into computer to change his grades
• Martian crater 48 miles long could provide new evidence that water used to flow on the Red Planet
• Kevin Federline's aunt writes erotic novel 'inspired' by his relationship with Britney Spears
• She's not got The X Factor: Dakota Fanning steps out in designer trousers that are SO last year
• Japanese soccer ball is 'first tsunami debris to hit Alaskan shores'
• 'You'll never get this!' Justin Bieber taunts the woman who slapped him with bogus paternity suit
• FBI launch desperate search for Isabel, 6, who VANISHED from her bed in the middle of the night as family fear she was abducted
• Not so pretty in pink? Tomboy Willow Smith steps out sporting latest extreme hairstyle
• Boy racer meets soccer mom as Lamborghini unveils hi-tech SUV (but does it really go cross-country?)
• Easy for DeGale as Brit star stops Sanavia in fourth round to keep European title
• Gujarat High Court lens on rickety and dilapidated Dandi bridge in need of repair
• STATE SUBJECTS: War of words has political rivals reaching for an antidote
• Jammu and Kashmir's oldest party gets a youthful vote with new spokesman Tanvir Sadiq
• Researchers reveal fresh evidence of melting ice in Himalayas
• Youth theatre that made Britain’s biggest stars faces final curtain call
• Hague welcomes UN move to boost observers in Syria to intensify pressure on reform
• Indian student in U.S. shot in the head and left to die on the road
• Check out the pins! Emma Watson rocks a high hem as she supports famous friends at Tribeca Film Festival
• Man buys tiny uninhabited island for £55,000 - so he and his wife can be buried there
• Doctors 'forced to carry out sex-change ops' under rules meant to 'marginalise Christian medics'
• Senior officers may be summoned to court for army chief slander plea
• When Victoria met Albert: Tender letter reveals how Queen fell in love with her prince
• Archbishop of Canterbury pulls out of Cambridge college job over gay cleric row
• Wayward Curtis goes three clear in Texas heading into the final round
• Never mind a Merc or a Jag - a humble Nissan is the best for gadgets: Juke awarded for its technology
• A toast to 100 years of Indian cinema with street painting of the 1953 classic Anarkali
• Matt Damon would 'Kiss George W Bush on the mouth for three seconds for his AIDS relief work'...but with no tongues!
• Give her space! Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian tweets her fear of claustrophobia as she boards plane
• Archeologists unearth 3,000 ancient Buddhas in China believed to date back 1,500 years
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