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• 'It was $800 but he only gave me $30': Colombian prostitute speaks out about Secret Service agent as three are FIRED over sex scandal
• Now a Tory minister tells university chiefs: Give us MORE social engineering
• Let the games begin: The mentors declare war on each other and Britain's Got Talent as the battle rounds start on The Voice
• 'Get this scumbag and his murderous mates on a plane out of this country': Theresa May in Commons showdown over Abu Qatada deportation farce
• Now, Mel Gibson's foul mouthed angry rant at screenwriter Joe Eszterhas is caught on tape
• Rebekah Brooks and Guardian journalist 'could be among the first to face hacking charges'
• Anger at the Management: Charlie Sheen's new TV show producer sued for $50million
• Trotting out to work: Farmer ditches modern technology and turns to horses
• Revealed: the white ex-naval officer who fathered Bob Marley was a British captain from Essex
• Mac on... Stem cell research finding a cure for baldness
• The hot pants must be in the wash: Alexandra Burke covers up in a rather demure outfit
• Fresh lilac: Kelly Osbourne displays touched up purple locks as she steps out for dinner with Dita Von Teese
• 39 arrests in hunt for killer of Old Harrovian businessman - including one of China's richest men
• Nurse who 'gunned down new mother and ripped three-day-old son from her arms' had a miscarriage and planned to pass off baby as her own
• The perfect outfit for... a cycle ride
• Chelsea are favourites for final, concedes Guardiola as Barca boss refuses to criticise Blues' negative tactics
• Queen's timely honour: Plan to rename Big Ben tower gathers support from leaders
• Boy paralysed by bully's 'freak' punch to his stomach wins $4.2million legal victory
• Mac on... A stem cell cure for baldness?
• Museum raiders' £18m treasure haul: Thieves steal 'culturally significant' Chinese artefacts
• Ali Lohan's bright top can't detract attention away from her painfully thin frame
• Return of the native: Lost son is reunited with his mother after 25 years with the help of Google Earth
• O'Neill praise for Lennon as Celtic boss prepares to answer SFA misconduct charge
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Tweet the Browns
• Stamford Bridge player ratings: Old-guard shine as Chelsea put one foot in final
• Back in the frame! Concerned Kennedy makes improved bid for Rangers
• Blood and fire in Meerut jail revolt: Angry prisoners clash with guards before setting barracks and kitchen on fire
• Parents sue Apple over children's costly and highly addictive apps: Some are aimed at children as young as four - but can cost as much as £60
• Gum disease 'does not cause heart trouble': Any link 'coincidental', say scientists
• Drogba 1 Messi 0: He dived and play-acted... but he picked himself up to become a giant-killer
• Graham Poll: Drogba stalling tactics were infuriating... but there's nothing referees can do about it
• Extraordinary discovery of 12th century abbot's grave: 2012 technology could unmask his identity - and that of a ghost that roams the site
• What a catch! Fishermen reel in record-breaking 427-pound yellowfin tuna but escape the books due to technicality
• Say ah! Kim Kardashian squeezes her derrière into tight jeans on trip to the dentist
• On the loose: Kansas prison break closes schools as four inmates escape..including a convicted murderer
• Matt Barlow: On yer bike, Leo! Chelsea plan leaves Messi and co stuck in first gear
• Meet Kevin... Jedward's older brother! Little-seen sibling accompanies the twins (and Tara Reid) to American Reunion Irish premiere
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Forgotten victims of the money printer
• 'I haven't had sex for a YEAR!' TOWIE's Gemma Collins confronts boyfriend Charlie over his lack of passion
• True Blood's Anna Paquin keeps her bump hidden as she emerges for the first time since baby news
• 'Our cat's robotic and we've become its full-time carer': Family's trauma over rigid moggy
• Ashley Greene and her former flame's brother Nick Jonas walk down the aisle (but it's only for a friend's wedding)
• Meet the Eastwood ladies! Dina, Francesca and Morgan glam up to promote their new reality show... just don't expect to see Clint
• Life is rosy! Blooming Kim Zolciak puts her pregnant form on show in a floral maxi-dress
• Rain washes away hopes of result as Windies and Australia head for draw
• How one VERY organised online dater used spreadsheet to keep track of girlfriends and even showed it to one of them
• Stamford Bridge Match Zone: No love lost for Cesc and Lampard
• Powerlifting Special athlete Sharmila Kumari's fight against all odds
• European leaders must take dramatic action to rescue euro from potential collapse, warns IMF
• Beloved Tennessee basketball coach Pat Summitt steps aside months after revealing her battle with early onset Alzheimer's
• Archers looking for edge in mental strength while competing for top honours
• Female teacher jailed for four years for having sex with students in drink and drug-fueled orgies eligible for release next week - after serving only SIX MONTHS
• Yes, mistakes were made, but we must never stop being proud of the Empire
• German designer's novel idea to create eye-catching 3D works of art out of 150-year-old books
• Children grow up addicted to online porn sites: Third of 10-year-olds have seen explicit images
• City of London ready to lead in sales of renminbi
• Charles Sale: Work piles up for burdened Pearce
• 'It's just vile and dreadful': Farmer's anger after 48 of his lambs drown when concrete slab protecting well is removed
• Serious breach of Indian Premier League accreditation process has occurred for matches
• Council spends £10,000 making DVD showing tenants how to change a light bulb in bid to cut back on repair call-outs
• Kolkata bowlers peg back Punjab with a vengeance and punish Gilchrist's men
• When playtime wasn't ruled by 'elf and safety: Photos show how children had fun before the industry took over
• My 68-yard wonder goal will be a total one-off, admits Cardiff captain Hudson
• Lunt joins Rhinos from Huddersfield on-loan until end of season
• 'I'm tired of the cattiness': Sheree on why she's leaving Real Housewives of Atlanta
• First judge in Zimmerman case recused and replaced due to conflict of interest but trial to go on as scheduled
• How ironic! The ministers accused of backing torture now want even more secrecy in public life
• Sevilla and Valencia join Premier League clubs in keeping tabs on Wigan's Diame
• 'I wish I could fly. Or speak fluent Chinese. I think both are equally impossible': Karlie Kloss on her secret ambitions and moments she'll never forget with Alexander McQueen
• Luxury brands rule as Anya Hindmarch bags business woman of the year award
• 'I've never said I don't want children': Single Cameron Diaz, 39, opens up about starting family and insists she hasn't given up on love
• Arsenal, Chelsea and Paris St-Germain join expanded NextGen Series for next season
• Fashion's gold medalist Ralph Lauren kits out U.S. Olympic team in all white for closing ceremony - but are they stylish or just plain frumpy?
• TOWIE stars Gemma Collins and Sam Faiers rock the rollers look as they arrive to film scenes
• Nadal and Djokovic begin clay-court season in style with wins at Monte Carlo Masters
• SPOILER ALERT: Get me to the church on time! Vanessa Williams sprints in a wedding dress for Desperate Housewives scene
• Hey presto! How to ruin a magic trick
• CITY INTERVIEW: Bank director Haldane has precisely the qualifications to deal with the whoosh
• Are you sure you want to be seen out with Simon 'cad' Cowell? Music mogul heads out with two female friends... as he reveals 'embarrassment' over unauthorised book
• A sound education: Teachers make rap video to get students to study for standardised tests
• Now it's a REAL dogfight! Republicans attack Obama for eating dog meat as a child... after Democrats blast Romney for driving with his pup in a kennel on car roof
• Ajmal ruled out of Worcester's Twenty20 campaign after Pakistan announce Sri Lanka series
• Will YOU inherit your mother's body? Three brave mothers and daughters bare all - and reveal their hopes and fears about ageing
• 'Toxic bracelet ruined my life': Woman sectioned after suffering hallucinations and abscesses caused by jewellery
• Spirit promises to pay its first dividend since demerger
• IAN HYLAND: Turn on the box - you might learn something
• How to steal... Kara Tointon's Twenties style
• Delhi Daredevils eager to go top of table after going on high having annihilated Mumbai
• Speed read: Hawaiian shirts will give you that tropical feeling
• Sterling surges as Old Lady presses pause button on quantitative easing
• Are 'paint stripper' chemicals in shampoo destroying your hair?
• DYLAN JONES: Next round of the generation game
• Cafe Pompeii? Wet concrete 'lava' flows into upmarket New York City hotel Le Parker Meridien
• Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund set to do battle for departing Dzeko
• Beloved television icon Dick Clark dies of massive heart attack in California hospital aged 82
• Three Cups of Tea author in hot water again... this time he's being sued for fabricating stories by his OWN readers
• The PM, a skier trying to escape an avalanche
• From Russia with love (and £460m fortune)... meet Reading's mega-rich new owner
• Tesco boss Philip Clarke defends his twin role in spite of falling domestic profits
• 'I want to be the next big thing!' Duane Bryan is fired from The Apprentice after he fails to impress directing the Sterling fitness video
• Countdown to the wife-carrying Olympics! The alternative sports you won't see at London 2012...
• EXCLUSIVE: Sydney golden boy Douglas fights for his right to cox GB eight
• MARKET REPORT: Oil explorer Borders & Southern hits Falklands Islands jackpot
• Besiktas banish on-loan United striker Bebe to the reserves and blame it on the boogie
• Lively up your iPod: Boombox made by the House of Marley
• Hounded biologist denies Maoist connection
• Turkish knifeman found guilty of murdering schoolboy at gates of school
• The son who inspired Adrian Mole - and helps me live with blindness
• 'Pregnancy was the best and hardest thing I'll ever go through': Mariah Carey opens up about her struggle to shift baby weight
• ALEX BRUMMER: IMF Counsellor Jose Vinals sets out blueprint for saving the euro ...but it won't make him popular
• The Royals Family! Skipper McAnuff reveals all on the stars of Reading's promotion
• Police recover partial amount of stolen items after thieves burgle late Hollioake's prizes
• What a T’wit T’doo for wayward two: Cute baby owls lucky to be alive after TWICE falling out of their nest
• 'Bogus Bieber' accused of forcing New Jersey girl, 12, to perform sex acts during webcam video chat
• Ranbir Kapoor ensures the release of his upcoming film Barfi is postponed so it doesn't clash with 'close friend' Deepika Padukone's movie Cocktail
• Lots of conditioner, clean nails and cucumber juice: Liv Tyler reveals her beauty secrets and gives her granny most of the credit
• 'I thought it was my David': Grieving mum attacks bungling council workers for hammering near son's coffin as he was about to be cremated
• Mummy porn: Forget Mills & Boon! The new literary trend is explicit 'erotic novels' aimed at middle-aged mothers whose marriages are in a rut
• This deportation farce goes on and on, as Qatada's righteous lawyers flock to his defence
• 'I would love to work with her': Madonna reveals she wants to collaborate with Adele
• United paralysis alliance: PMO struggles to script UPA-II achievements as opposition points to graft taint
• Middlesex captain Dexter steps down in bid to find form after 25 runs in eight innings
• Nicollette Sheridan granted a retrial in her unfair dismissal case against Desperate Housewives
• Best hoping to be a Euro star after returning to Newcastle training after injury
• Insecure and desperate for male attention, a generation of girls is now being sexually corrupted by the web
• The Bachelor franchise accused of racial discrimination in new lawsuit
• Riveros will end unhappy Sunderland spell in summer with permanent Kayserispor move
• How much do women fantasize about being sexually submissive? Female domination desires are highlighted on the TV show Girls
• Tottenham plot summer swoop for free agent Kalou but Chelsea plan fresh talks
• Ikea overtakes John Lewis as Britain's favourite shop
• EXCLUSIVE: Meet the youngest swinger on tour: Guan, 13, leads red revolution
• Motorist had his head run over by speeding car after being felled by road rage punch
• Chelsea 1 Barcelona 0: Drog takes the lead! Blues battle to hold out hope for Nou Camp
• Spartak Moscow to battle it out with Anzhi Makhachkala for Arsenal target Nzonzi
• QPR players mull fresh Terry handshake snub with race row pair set to meet again
• The 'truth' about Queen's birth, by royal storyteller: But latest claims are pure fiction, say critics
• Black and white chic: How to wear the colours that never go out of fashion
• Hamburg join Fiorentina, Galatasaray and former club Feyenoord in the race for Kuyt
• LORRAINE CANDY: Sellotaping each other to the dog - now that’s what I call fun for all the family!
• Two former captains of England and goliaths of their sports, now pedal partners for charity, Dallaglio and Flintoff are the... Lycra Lads
• 'I like to steal from others and lie about it': Parents make daughter, 8, stand outside school wearing humiliating sign around her neck
• Meehan backing Craven Stakes favourite Most Improved to perform at Newmarket
• That's one way to get on the property ladder: Family who cannot afford to buy home purchase lock-up garage
• Worcester coach Davies in line to replace Young as director of Rugby at Cardiff Blues
• Sit back and watch the grass grow (and earn 2,000 euros a month in the process)
• Should you worry if your child has an imaginary friend in the towel cupboard?
• JENNI MURRAY: The shame! I lost 5st on the Dukan Diet - but I've put it ALL back on
• It's back on! Teen and teacher boyfriend, 41, reconciled after she publicly dumped him and fled love nest following his arrest for sex attack
• Battleship star Brooklyn Decker is fighting fit as she lounges around in lingerie for sultry GQ photoshoot
• Here comes the bride... in a crop top? Oscar de la Renta shows bridal collection in New York with pants and a bare midriff
• ANDREW OXLADE: What awful vision has persuaded Adam 'low rates' Posen to rethink his position on money printing?
• A blast from the past: Patsy Kensit returns to Birds Eye peas almost 40-years after making her television debut with them
• Will this beetle destroy America's forests? Ash tree pest found closer to New England, crossing the Hudson River for the first time
• Under-earners anonymous: Never get a decent pay rise at work? Then this self-help group might help solve your problems
• Bit of a tight squeeze: Woman driver manages to get her tiny car wedged in a town gateway
• Pretty in candy-stripe pink! Suri Cruise celebrates her sixth birthday in style as she steps out in a frilly spring dress
• CHRIS EVANS: I always sleep on the right. Why? Because I'm told to. And I'm scared of my wife
• Police retrieve severed and discarded torso of murdered Meenakshi
• Frankel's fit to race: Cecil targets Lonkinge return for unbeaten colt
• Architecture student stabbed to death 'while trying to placate teenagers throwing conkers before he was killed'
• James looking nailed on for spot in flagship men's four boat at London Games
• Don’t fight over your old CDs... When love ends, walk away with nothing but your dignity
• All the top tips and best bets for Thursday, April 19
• Taylor seals Olympic boxing berth, much to Scottish boxing great McTaggart's pleasure
• Thousands of redundancies later, and the BBC is still a bloated bureaucracy
• CBI raid homes of suspects connected to the Tatra scam in Delhi's vasant, Kunj and Noida
• THE INSIDER: 'How can I answer that?' sighed Robert De Niro. Please give me something, I silently begged
• All they need are the pistols! Lana Del Rey and Jaime King do their best Thelma and Louise impression in Mercedes convertible
• Petrol crisis looms as tanker drivers reject deal that could have averted strikes
• 'Husband from hell' financier 'forced wife into bizarre sex acts and was turned on by her suffering'
• Beauty confidential: Master the art of eyeliner
• De Gea: My save from Mata's free-kick turned the season around for United... and me
• DECCAN BUZZ: BJP back to its divisive tricks
• RAJIV KUMAR: Government must emulate the bold RBI
• WHIPLASH: Team India's failure has hit IPL hard
• 'I want four more children!' EastEnders star Patsy Palmer reveals she wants to be a mother-of-eight
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Judicial panel report on Adarsh has nothing to say
• Ukraine will dazzle Euro 2012 visitors, despite on-going problems, says tournament director
• A work of art: Mallorca's quiet corner that’s a playground for painters
• Phone hacking crusade cost me my marriage, claims Labour MP Tom Watson
• 'This has been a year of blessings': Tearful Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay reveals snap of newly-adopted son Andrew
• Drop of Gandhi's blood on grass and soil recovered from spot where he was assassinated sells for £10,000
• Why 'just be yourself' is the WORST possible advice for the workplace - people who conceal their 'real' selves are happiest
• When the hunters become the hunted: The amazing moment a herd of buffalo turn the tables on a pursuing pride of lions
• British holidaymaker, 20, falls to death from third floor of hotel in Magaluf
• Baby No.5 on the way for MmmBop singer Taylor Hanson
• Reading won't have blank chequebook for Premier League assault, warns Madejski
• 'She loves Victoria's Secret': Toddlers & Tiaras mother models a G-string in front of her two-year-old to help her become 'culturally diverse'
• Countdown begins for testing of Microsoft tycoon Paul Allen's plane that will launch rockets into space
• Pleased to be back? George Galloway fixes David Cameron with 'death stare' on his return to the House of Commons
• Superman sports star in the making! Childhood snap of Tim Tebow shows quarterback dressed as the Man of Steel
• Top diplomatic official 'had sex act performed on him while on roof of Baghdad palace... and it was caught on video'
• Thief posts a photo of himself stealing gas from a police car on Facebook... and gets arrested
• Liverpool plunder famed Crewe academy again for £300k midfield prospect Smith
• Shining star: Pamela Anderson illuminates a dull grey city break with a couple of bright costume changes
• It's a hat-trick! Gary Barlow announces wife Dawn is expecting their third daughter
• Hunt for murderer after teen found stabbed and dumped in a creek
• Canadian top banker approached to replace Mervyn King at BoE
• Worried about computer security? Why not move your music and pictures to 'The Bunker' - the underground data centre that will survive a nuclear war
• Police search for cruel gang who strangled, set fire to and killed four-month-old puppy Justice
• How to enjoy the perfect cup of coffee: In a mug, with a slice of Victoria sponge cake and some jazz music
• Hat sale of the century: Bill Cunningham's extravagant milliner creations go on sale TODAY
• 'She giggled for about four hours': Illinois couple are the final winners to claim their $218million share of lottery
• Mother who lured 13-year-old daughter's boyfriend, 21, to his death after he posted topless pictures of her online found guilty of manslaughter
• The Secret to Reading's success: Meet the model ready to light up the Premier League
• Blindness cure step closer after scientists replace lost light-sensitive cells in back of the eye
• Concerns grow for pharmaceutical giant which could face pressure as drug patents expire
• Blow for middle classes as Bank of England deputy says the squeeze is here to stay
• No wardrobe malfunction today! Following her sheer dress, Mena Suvari gets it right with shoes that match her ladylike look
• Who needs Instagram? Extraordinary landscapes of America captured with good old fish-eye lens
• Accessories Special: Hang on a tick
• The TOWIE effect: Vanity taking its toll on women’s health, as appearance becomes more important than fitness
• That doesn't look too comfortable! Nicki Minaj totters along in leather bondage straps bound tightly around her thighs
• From the other side of the world, Stephen Fry helps launch the new Norwich kit
• How green was my Apple? Not enough, says Greenpeace, as protesters mob firm's HQ to protest at 'cloud' data centre
• Accessories special: Neo Neutrals
• Hennessey fears confirmed as Wolves keeper is ruled out for six months
• The most hated couple in Sunderland: Pair who stole from children’s cancer charity and left kids' football club with just 30p to its name
• Hospital patient left critically injured after out-of-control car smashes into her as she enjoyed some fresh air
• 'We are now a major missile power': India stands tall after successful test launch of long-range nuclear 'China killer' rocket
• Website Of The Week: www.mountainkingdoms.com
• Father 'forced ex-partner to strip and cut chunks from her hair in three hour ordeal before shooting her and daughter, 2, dead'
• Now THAT'S a spike in sales: Business is booming for Britain's biggest cactus grower as hosepipe ban takes its toll on ordinary garden plants
• Fashion Special: Killer prints
• Settling into Chicago: Pregnant Kristin Cavallari and fiance Jay Cutler explore the city as they take her dog for a walk
• Police identify body of Marine's wife as cops launch probe into 'dangerous sex ring' link - after WOMAN suspect leaves details of killing in suicide note
• Jeweler claims young Cuban hooker drugged him and stole $500,000 of uncut diamonds in his briefcase
• Is this Putin's young sexy Russia? Meet the Buranovo Grannies, the Federation's entry to next month's Eurovision Song Contest
• The terrifying moment an elderly woman ploughed her car into a supermarket - and began driving through the aisles
• World’s oldest unrestored Mini found covered in dust and chicken feathers in a barn
• British breakthrough reveals breast cancer is effectively 10 different diseases not one
• South Asian pharmaceutical products manufacturer is muscling its way into the branded drugs market
• Accessories special: Sherbet shades
• 'RIP Ceefax': Tweeters mourn death of BBC's teletext service after analogue TV signal is turned off in big digital switchover
• Kate Upton goes back in time for Old Hollywood glamour Terry Richardson shoot
• So many roads to pound, so many cycles to choose from - here's our guide to the best
• Bahrain Grand Prix: All you need to know about the troubled Formula One race
• Accessories special: Ultra brights
• Birds, bees and Claude Monet: How the famed artist could see in ultraviolet just like some animals
• Who dressed like a mermaid, who played mind games and who made the Matildas jump for joy? Behind the scenes at the Olivier Awards
• More than just a sugar high: Smuggler caught at airport with £550,000 cocaine inside Snickers bars
• Brenda Blethyn: Secrets, highs and a return to me
• I didn't think I could cope alone! Van Persie doubted ability to lead the Arsenal line
• Bell's departure shows that depression can fell the strongest of people
• Shares in a British technology firm that invents and patents clever new ideas have considerable potential
• Kisses for baby Bingham! Kate Hudson cuddles up to her gorgeous little boy as pair head out of Los Angeles
• Caption competition: If looks could kill! George Galloway death-glares the PM
• Ireland is comeback kid of Europe as stocks soar in 2012 - but troubled Spain suffers more market punishment
• Accessories special: Stockists
• What's that, Rihanna? Singer causes controversy as she posts 'white powder' picture on Twitter
• Texas Open leaderboard: Keep up to date with the latest scores
• Hardly mellow yellow! Kelly Rowland stands out from the crowd in eye-popping neon
• 'I wasn't very happy': Madonna vows to be a tougher mother after catching teen daughter Lourdes smoking
• Investors scale back risk appetite and expectation for global growth as concerns over EU economies resurface
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection
• Cheryl Cole has a big hair day with a GIANT bouffant as she shoots calendar and promotes new solo single
• The love affair continues: Warren Buffett's Time 100 tribute is written by... Barack Obama
• China Open leaderboard: Keep up to date with the latest scores
• 'I made a mistake': Spanish King Juan Carlos in unprecedented apology over elephant hunting safari... as calls grow for him to be axed from WWF presidency
• 'He's possessed!': Mother tries to 'toss baby boy off sea wall to save him from snakes'
• Plain-clothed officers patrolling woods to clamp down on sex after reports of man in yodelling outfit being led around on a chain
• Mental illness: a daughter’s journey, a mother’s struggle
• JAMES MARTIN: To young dads, the flexi-seats are heavenly. But I like the Vauxhall Zafira Tourer's chopper-like view of the heavens
• 'I'd be locked away!' Rochelle Wiseman reveals her obsession with Duchess Kate as she addresses Mollie King's royal romance claims
• In bed with Maria Menounos and Debra Messing: Stars reveal naked ambition for daring shoot
• The world's most wanted? E Ink 'smart watch' that shows text messages raises $4million from investors in just five days
• Mother tells of the astonishing battle inside her womb between her baby and contraceptive coil
• The transformation is Crystal clear: No sign of plus-size model that captured the world as ultra thin Renn covers Schon! magazine
• Here's us with the Kims: North Koreans flock in their thousands to celebrate 100th anniversary of founding father's birth... with a happy snap in front of massive portrait
• Move over William: Pippa usurps the prince's throne as she appears on TIME's 100 list of influential people with sister Kate
• Is this the most pointless bike lane in Britain? City centre cycling path is just 8ft long
• Sterling jumps to new 19-month highs against the euro as Bank hints QE is over
• Bahrain still rocked by protests, but Button is willing to back F1 supremo Ecclestone
• Snail porridge, Ma'am? Wacky chef Heston Blumenthal set to create picnic for Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert
• British businessman dies after being electrocuted on his yacht as he took an on-board shower
• Former Worcestershire batsman Vorster shot dead in South Africa
• We don't want a repeat of 2009: Cech urges officials to raise their game for Barca clash
• At least a koala bear will give you a cuddle! Harry Styles tweets a photo of himself spending time with the Australian native
• 'My boy and his lil' green jacket': Masters champ and new dad Bubba Watson posts adorable photo with newly-adopted son - as he pulls out of May tournament to spend time with family
• Daring cub creeps into townhouse, trots up flight of stairs and curls up in schoolboy's bed for a SNOOZE
• Billion-pound Burberry: Brand is only British fashion label to reach £1bn sales
• It could be YOU that's keeping baby awake: Babies more likely to have sleep problems if mothers are depressed
• British captain of Costa cruise ship 'devastated' by claims crew ignored passengers who alerted them to dying men on stranded fishing boat
• Having a moment: Shapewear brand Spanx
• Q&A with actor Mark Ruffalo who gets in touch with his inner Hulk, and out of LA
• Lewis Hamilton's championship win to Ayrton Senna's death: Ten of the greatest F1 dramas
• Acura apologizes for using casting sheet Super Bowl commercial that said they didn't want 'too dark' African American to play car dealer
• Bella Blissett's beauty buzz
• Markets price in greater chance of a Bank of England base rate rise as inflation fears grow
• 'She didn't deserve the baby' Man stomps on girlfriend's stomach to terminate pregnancy
• Welcome to Horse Air - how the world's most elite horses are transported
• England fans warned of measles outbreak in Euro 2012 hosts Ukraine
• Who are you trying to kid? Physique no laughing matter for Jimmy Carr as he pulls in his stomach on the beach
• Royal Brunei
• 'I wasn't happy being the best I could be; I had to be the best out of everyone': The world according to Mark Cavendish
• Horrifying video shows gang of youths risking death by playing game of chicken on New York subway tracks
• 'At seven I knew I needed to make my jokes tighter, sharper, funnier': Paul Merton on his life-long obsession with comedy
• Italian museum burns artwork in protest at brutal funding cuts
• Judi James's body talk: Rosie grows on Jason
• 'I don't like it here': Residents' outrage over Hustler boss Larry Flynt's pole dancing truck
• Looking for your keys? Just start talking to yourself
• The modern-day slaves: Traveller gang 'imprisoned dozens of homeless men, shaved their heads and forced them into physical labour'
• Slender and sleek! Katherine Jenkins shows off results of DWTS weight loss in form-fitting dress at post-show dinner
• The Madonna generation: Women over 50 defy recession to boost working numbers
• Front Row: Amy meets an eco-fashion crusader and a street snapper
• Australia legend Lynagh in hospital after 'suffering stroke' in Brisbane
• Poppy the hopalong hare is on the road to recovery after surviving a dog attack that killed her brothers and sisters
• TOM PARKER BOWLES: Still Hungary? Goulash... Where do I even begin?
• 'Lady Glanister' stole £330,000 from the residents of her care homes to buy diamonds, cruises and champagne
• Marky Mark's still got it! Wahlberg shows off his physique in a tight pair of boxers... more than two decades after his Calvin Klein days
• Seven-year itch has become the THREE-year DITCH due to pressures of modern life - with biggest strain on relationships said to be children
• Construction boss charged with murdering his lover, 40, after she was found dead at Merseyside home
• Sorry, Sir, we’ve cut off the wrong leg: The vital importance of language in medicine
• OLLY SMITH: Sweet dreams are made of this
• The Prince Harry effect: Mollie King is the new ambassador for Aspinal of London (and even has £450 handbag named after her)
• We won't see the like of Giggs again, says former United team-mate Neville
• There’s no pain without gain
• Family holiday turns to tragedy as four-year-old girl drowns in Orlando pirate-themed pool
• 150 Afghan schoolgirls seriously ill after being poisoned in anti-education attack by extremists
• Every rib visible and tied to her SpongeBob SquarePants bed with a jump rope: Jury hears how 18lb girl, 4, 'was starved, beaten and drugged to death by her mother'
• 'They're counting down the days!' Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford 'set to wed this weekend'
• Airlines turning their backs on UK over Heathrow capacity
• Stop your husband! Ambassadors' wives ask British-born Mrs Assad to take stand against violence in Syria with graphic video showing children killed by troops
• 'When a woman hits another woman it sets a horrible example': Basketball Wives star Jennifer Williams sues personal assistant for slapping her on TV show
• THE WASHINGTON REPORTS: A lesson from the space shuttle Discovery
• Was Stonehenge designed for sound? Researchers recreate what ancient site would have sounded like for Neolithic man
• The flatpack revolution is here! Ikea overtakes John Lewis as Britain's favourite shop
• The shabby Bournemouth 'love nest' where murdered British businessman met his powerful Chinese 'mistress' (and she's now accused of killing him)
• U.S. prepares for 'violent backlash' in Afghanistan after photos of American soldiers posing with bodies of suicide bombers sparks outrage
• That's one way to make a comeback! Ashanti steps back into the spotlight in a bizarre mesh jumpsuit
• Going viral: 'Letter to Asma al-Assad': UN wives in video appeal to Syria's first lady
• Google to launch free 5GB 'Drive' online storage service next week to take on rivals such as Dropbox
• Having a Dirty Dancing moment: Nicollette Sheridan reenacts famous water scene while holidaying with her mystery man
• Is this the shortest journey ever by a luvvie in a gas guzzler? Gwyneth Paltrow 'driven 0.06miles from video launch to restaurant four doors away'
• Rooney's a red, blue and even polka dotted... United stars show their true colours
• Giant Olympic sandcastle that cost £5,000 and took four days to build is demolished because of elf 'n' safety fears
• I never refused to play! Blackburn defender Givet hits back at Kean claim
• Did Heineken sponsor brutal dog fighting in Asia? Brewing giant investigates as damning photo appears on the internet
• Vaughan in Twitter appeal after thieves burgle late Hollioake's prizes
• 'I'll be watching over you': Mother, 27, who wrote mummy's manual to help four-year-old daughter live without her loses battle with cancer
• JAMES CONEY: TalkTalk customer service isn't getting better
• And you're still single? Stephanie Pratt shows off a wave-stopping body as she soaks up the sun after her surfing lessons
• Jilted lover tries to bite off her ex's penis in furious row... after visiting his flat to apologise for earlier drunken bust-up
• Britney Spears 'finalising $15million deal to join X Factor USA judging panel'
• Taliban commander turns himself in to Americans... to claim $100 reward on his own 'wanted' poster
• Pub makeover success keeps sales flowing at Chef & Brewer owner Spirit
• The mother who cannot laugh or love: Rare disorder means she collapses every time she expresses strong emotion
• Muslim businessman angers wealthy villagers with plans for 50ft-high Islamic mausoleum close to his luxury farmhouse
• EXCLUSIVE: Oliver Cheshire models M&S's quintessentially British collection as men's trunks sales soar 50 per cent (that wouldn't be anything to do with Oliver's abs, now would it?)
• Pass the ice cream: Fat people can be as healthy as thin people (as long as they exercise)
• Algeria in bid to lure tourists with deserts, Mediterranean coast and mountain hiking
• That'd be a real Tiger feat: Grrr-eat Briton aims to climb Mt Kilimanjaro with 9ft cuddly toy on his back
• Desperate search for 100 workers trapped in rubble of collapsed factory continues... as teenager is pulled to safety after 48-hours
• Fraudulent mortgage applications on the rise as 'financially stressed' people lie about their credit history
• Everton boss Moyes targets Bayer Leverkusen goalkeeper Giefe
• Dog owner facing jail after his Rhodesian Ridgeback jumped over garden fence and savaged boy's face
• Bumping along nicely! Pregnant Reese Witherspoon looks chic in a figure-hugging dress
• Pippa's gun-toting driver is a LAWYER.... and is an adviser for arms maker Heckler & Koch
• French manager Blanc open to Chelsea switch if he receives 'exceptional offer'
• WWII referred to as the European Civil War: The EU cannot be serious?
• The Bodge-it: 'There's a recognition a Budget can't be done this way ever again'
• 'We're starving!' Furious Iranians jump on to Ahmadinejad’s open-topped car in extraordinary display of civil disobedience
• Saint Dakota! Actress Fanning looks just heavenly in her halo-esque headband at TriBeCa Film Festival
• Just your normal holiday photo album! Kelly Brook shows off her curves in a string of sexy swimwear
• Man who brutally killed boy during 1984 burglary becomes first person to be executed in Ohio in 6 months after ordering pepperoni pizza for last meal
• Nice day for a bike ride: Naomi Watts cycles her son Alexander to pre-school wearing a tiny pair of shorts and gladiators
• Santander gave my savings to my husband and then put them in joint names - why can't it get it right?
• Arsenal close in on M'Vila as Inter switch attention to Song
• Why did Aviva change the amount on my annuity without me agreeing to it?
• What on turf were you thinking? Dodger the dozy dormouse survives being sucked up in blades of ride-on lawnmower
• Lescott lays into Manchester City critics as stopper defends Balotelli and Tevez
• Protective instinct: Women less likely to take risks around babies (even if it's not theirs)
• Why did she die? Sister of hanged military policewoman demands Armed Forces watchdog inquiry into her death
• Ipswich set to swoop for Manchester United reject Kuszczak
• Scotland Yard hands phone-hacking case against four journalists and police officer to prosecutors
• Breivik: How I met 'Richard the Lionheart' in London cafe to plot 'how to seize power in Western Europe'
• Unemployment falls for first time in a year but number of those forced to work part-time hits highest in two decades
• On the streets of New York: Homeland star Claire Danes pounds the pavement as she jogs in Manhattan
• Di Canio promotion bid boost as Swindon fans given go-ahead to watch Gillingham clash
• Still showing the young ones a thing or two: Jamie Moyer becomes oldest pitcher to win major league game at ripe old age of 49
• Snooping bill will destroy human rights says inventor of web as he condemns Government plans to allow monitoring of emails and website visits
• Curtains for QE? Bank set to turn off cash taps as it admits inflation is 'uncomfortably high'
• Investors who have put savings into fine wines are estimated to have lost £100m in just four years
• Cash AND cards to go the way of the cheque? Harvard and Google experts say payments by mobile will 'eliminate' both by 2020
• Beware Barca! Torres fires warning as striker sets sights on 'dream' Euro glory
• Iffy-pedia: Up to six in ten articles on Wikipedia contain factual errors
• Interest on student loans set to plunge from September for those taken out before 1998
• Business or pleasure, sir? Plane passenger strips naked at Portland airport in protest at security searches
• The destruction of free speech: Europe's auto-immune disease
• Red Ken mourns death of Bin Laden - naturally
• One in nine people send 'sext messages' to their partners (but spare a thought for the 10% of us who have sent sexy texts to the WRONG person!)
• Burma's pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi to visit Britain in first trip outside nation for 24 years
• Lightning Bolt gunning for 9.4 as sprint king vows to smash 100m world record in London
• Scarlett Keeling to be buried FOUR YEARS after murder in Goa as schoolgirl's mother blames Foreign Office 'blunder' for long wait
• Thief goes in studs up on Ronaldo as Real Madrid star has boots stolen before Bayern tie
• Has Simon gone completely potty? Cowell insists on £10-a-roll black toilet paper for his homes
• Nancy Reagan out in Hollywood: Former first lady, 90, looks fighting fit as she discusses new movie with producers
• No room for baby number four! Tori Spelling puts her Malibu home up for sale just five months after moving in saying it's 'too small'
• The bride who went to great lengths for her big day... by wearing £5,000 gown with a 520 metre-long train that weighs 50kg
• Calling at No 9! Cisse turns up at young fans' doorstep as thanks for welcome
• Wigan goalkeeper Al Habsi hits back at Wenger 'cheat' jibe
• Goldman Sachs revenues lag rivals on Wall Street
• Paedophiles now choose their prey 'within two minutes' as online chat becomes immediately sexualised
• Alternative thinking on climate change: Is it time to paint the world white?
• The ticking interest-only mortgage timebomb: Millions risk not being able to afford their home
• 'Hire a hoodie': Minister calls on firms to give work to local youths instead of Eastern Europeans as unemployment figures fall for the first time in a year
• Tesco to slash new store openings in £1bn effort to stem UK profits drop
• Wife of former sheriff deputy tells of horror when he tried to force her to 'castrate her boyfriend after two hours torturing the pair'
• 30 SECOND GUIDE: Supermarket petrol prices
• 'Scotland will go broke': Donald Trump's warning over wind turbine plans saying they would drive tourism out of the country
• Cole fancies French stay as on-loan Liverpool star pins hopes on Lille deal
• Vous parlez Francais? Oui, un petit Pip-peu! Behind-the-scenes footage of Pippa Middleton filmed at dwarves and chastity belt party
• Q&A: As fears grow for Spanish banks we explain what it means for Santander customers
• 'You're family now': Tearful reunion as three-year-old thanks stranger who saved him after he was abducted by carjacker
• 22-year-old woman lied about kidnapping so could meet Mexican boyfriend
• 'I'm not really dead': Online trolls open fake Facebook account in name of boy, 16, killed in moped crash and then email his mother
• Embattled Tesco announces £1bn plan for major revamp after UK profits plunge
• Could the birth of this surrogate African cat born to domestic US moggy hold key to survival of other endangered species, like pandas?
• Next boss Lord Wolfson makes £9m after pushing Next share price a third higher
• FTSE CLOSE: Markets fall ahead of key Spanish debt auction; Tesco plan fails to win over investors
• Someone needs to Take Care: Rapper Drake's night out in London starts off bad as his entourage scuffle with bouncers
• Are you Messi in disguise? US kid becomes internet sensation after wonder goal
• Spiders from Mars? Nope - further than that: Hubble captures 'starburst' in heart of Tarantula nebula
• Head girl, 17, died weighing just six stone after trying to hide four-year battle with anorexia from her parents
• Mezhgan Hussainy shops up a storm in Beverly Hills after news of £5million parting gift from ex-fiancé Simon Cowell
• Miracle mother survives four heart attacks and stroke as she gives birth to twins
• Soldier survived seven months unharmed on Afghan frontline... only to be beaten senseless 'by two corporals' when he returned to his base
• Terrified boy, 11, frogmarched off bus to waiting police after forgetting his Oyster card due to school fancy dress day
• Crocked Wilshere to respect Wenger's wishes and abandon Olympic dream
• NOT Keeping Up With Politics! Kim Kardashian reveals plans to run for Mayor of Glendale... but there's no such position
• Donald Trump throws Romneys a party with special birthday cake of Ann on a horse
• Did laying eggs wipe out the dinosaurs? Creatures died out after asteroid strike because their hatchlings were so small
• Kuyt targets Wembley swansong as Hamburg move for Liverpool forward
• Budget still haunts Osborne - Chancellor gets hammered by his own MPs over string of contentious measures
• The day court TV came to a British murder trial... but wasn't allowed to show the killer
• Graham Chadwick: My image of the week... Lampard celebrates Wembley win
• Nice and subtle! The Wanted's Max and Jay show off their less than understated new tattoos as they continue trip Stateside
• Inspire a Generation! London 2012 motto revealed with Games just 100 days away
• What the back pages say: Fabregas 'long ball' jibe at Chelsea and Van Persie makes Barca visit
• Lord of the Manor who got title for £1 leaves villagers with £650k legal bill: Locals lose battle against his ancient rights to order them about
• Getting her confidence back: Lauren Goodger shows off her slimmer figure as she rocks a pair of leather leggings
• Three's a crowd! Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's reunion interrupted by young fan as they pose for pictures at Lakers game
• Jack Straw may have to testify on oath as he faces damages claim over allegations he signed off rendition of Libyan dissident
• Lazio playmaker Hernanes issues come and get me plea to Arsenal
• Making a House call, Hugh? Mr Laurie cruises down Sunset Strip in a classic convertible as he films scenes for hit show
• Mark Zuckerberg spent $1billion on Instagram deal 'without even telling the board'
• The panty raider who crossed state lines to steal dozens of pairs of women's underwear from apartment dryers
• Bob Marley mega-fan Snoop Dogg joins the legend's sons at the LA premiere of a new film about his life
• Kissing in the corner, Pippa's clinch with Paris playboy during her 'wild weekend'
• Stoke manager Pulis urges board to agree new Huth deal
• City stars hit the town with Corrie babes as team-mate Lescott launches fashion range
• Stilton campaigns to reverse decision banning it from naming blue cheese after famous village
• 'The luckiest unlucky man ever': Doctors describe the miraculous survival of NYPD officer stabbed in the skull with 3in knife
• Security guard arrested for 'stealing five guitars worth $100,000 from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers'
• Former mistress of fired Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino forced to resign from working with football team (no guesses who hired her)
• Manchester City rival Arsenal and Inter for French starlet Ntcham
• Custody battle erupts over Elizabeth Taylor's beloved Maltese terrier Daisy
• A healthier-looking Demi Moore returns to the spotlight after rehab and marriage split... as she plans to 'kill off' Mrs Kutcher
• MIT researcher who 'flew to Colorado for sex tryst with a mother and her two daughters' kills himself in prison
• Battle of the multi-billionaires as Google and Oracle Corp CEO's face off in court smartphone war
• Sneers and tears as Christina Aguilera fixes Justin Bieber with a death stare... then sobs as she is forced to axe Ashley De La Rosa on The Voice
• Cheer up... and save yourself a heart attack: Positive outlook keeps heart healthy, scientists say
• Polo millionaire 'who ran over and killed engineer while drunk' tries to have his conviction overturned
• No more DeGraw! Gavin is booted off Dancing With the Stars after battling it out with Jaleel White
• 'I don't have what I'm entitled to': New mother who had twins through surrogate calls for greater maternity rights
• Smokers need not apply! City of Fort Worth considering tobacco ban for new employees
• Secret Service investigating rocker Ted Nugent after he says he'll be 'dead or in jail' if Barack Obama is re-elected
• Don Draper he is not: Caveman Jon Hamm isn't so razor sharp with grisly beard
• 'This makes me not ever want to have children': Shannen Doherty and fiancé test the rocky waters with a spot of babysitting
• Edgier times ahead? Justin Bieber teases sexy video for new single Boyfriend on The Voice
• Looking to retire? Go south: Top 10 U.S. cities for seniors to live revealed
• How much? Chainsaw millionaire leaves $6million fortune to residents of her home county - which is $142 each
• Catherine Zeta-Jones puts her figure on display in VERY tight body-hugging dress at TriBeCa Film Festival party
• Get a room! Authorities crackdown on sex and drugs on nudist beach
• Sunday league football thug escapes jail for 'cowardly' attack which almost blinded referee who had sent him off
• Melissa Joan Hart celebrates her birthday a day early by announcing third pregnancy
• A charmed life: Reclusive copper heiress' jewelry brings $21million at New York City auction
• 'A tasteless, racist spectacle': Swedish minister triggers race row after cutting cake in the shape of a naked, black, native African woman
• Kate Beckinsale steals the spotlight from Total Recall co-star Jessica Biel as she slips into dress split to the thigh
• Teen sentenced to six months in youth prison for 'trying to blow up his high school inspired by the Columbine shootings'
• Vanessa Williams reveals secret teenage abortion in candid interview (with her mother by her side)
• Crooked hedge fund manager known as 'mini-Madoff' dies in prison
• 'One more word and I'll thump you': Parish councillor suspended for threatening villager during furious row over tombola
• Barack Obama tries to refer to the Falklands as the Malvinas... but instead calls them the Maldives
• 'I really wanted it to be about us': Newly-married Ricki Lake explains why she eloped as she flashes her shiny new ring
• Tennis champ Maria Sharapova reveals her new ace short hair... is just a wig
• Michael Jackson's former bodyguard vows to take legal action to prove he is Blanket's real father
• First Lady indeed! THIRTY per cent of Americans find Michelle Obama more favourable than Ann Romney
• Your own furry alarm clock: Boo the cat wakes owners up at 5am by pinging the doorstop
• Buying your television from IKEA? Swedish chain integrates LED TV, internet, Blu-ray and bass speakers into flat-pack furniture
• Nurse who told relatives she was adopting baby 'gunned down new mother and ripped three-day-old son from her arms as she was leaving doctor's office'
• True Blood baby on the way! Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are expecting their first child
• QUENTIN LETTS: Evil smile, hunger of a hyena... this Richard III is a compelling horror
• Time to rein in my freedom law: Jack Straw calls for rewrite to protect Government secrecy
• She's still got that supermodel appeal... 55-year-old Jerry Hall flashes her endlessly long legs at a fashion event in Madrid
• Millions of pensioners and savers 'should be compensated for income destroyed by quantitative easing'
• Ashton Kutcher steps out with mystery blonde for the second time in a week... as Mila Kunis denies dating rumours
• 'Mom, you don't know how it feels to be hated': 'Bullies pushed gay teen to take own life'
• 'This was his full-time job': Man known as a 'professional shoplifter' stole from Safeway more than a HUNDRED times - and got $43,000 in the process
• Body found in hunt for Marine's missing wife as police arrest woman on suspicion of murder
• Water companies 'push needless pipe insurance' to homeowners
• Doh! Press record private conversation between Roger Clemens lawyers as mic was on
• Sister act: Beyoncé takes baby Blue Ivy to visit Solange... after bonding with her nephew at a basketball game
• Could red hot chilli extract be way of dispersing problem birds such as pigeons or gulls?
• Simon Cowell's anti-ageing secrets exposed: X Factor mogul demands six monthly Botox injections, regular colonic irrigation and intravenous vitamin injections