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• 'I swore it off': Engaged Halle Berry admits she vowed she would never marry again
• Mac on... U-turns and backflips
• No woman should have opinions until she is married. . . then her husband can tell her what they are: As Dame Maggie Smith plans to quit Downton, the scathing wit of its grande dame
• Shivpal rubbishes 'threat' to Mayawati's life
• NAJEEB JUNG: Just the high and mighty matter
• America has the saltiest food in the world - and US McNuggets have TWICE as much salt as European versions
• Kashmiri author caught up con in China over children's book
• Sleepy pilot sends plane into nosedive after mistaking planet Venus for another aircraft leaving 16 onboard injured
• Muslim peer’s ‘£10m to capture Obama' was actually a legal fund to put Blair on trial
• Ex-Barclays boss vies for Bank of England hotseat as field narrows for top job
• Coalition 'to blame for swine flu deaths': Ministers 'complacent' over outbreak that killed 474
• 'I slept with over 500 women': TOWIE's Mario Falcone, 24, reveals his sordid past including bedding five women in ONE NIGHT
• RAISINA TATTLE: Sonia Gandhi remains firmly in charge
• R Prasad on... beefy festivities
• Conservatory Tax? It was bonkers, insists Cameron as he pledges to veto plans that would cost homeowners hundreds
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Fight graft rather than giving up, Mr Ramesh
• Gas fracking DID cause two earthquakes in Blackpool... but government says controversial drilling technique can continue
• Savings accounts aimed at the over-50s offer much worse interest rates than those open to everyone, experts claim
• Passion on the platform: The couple whose daily embrace at a railway station has set commuters' tongues wagging
• Cindy is but a distant memory... Make up free Michelle Collins looks a far cry from her former EastEnders incarnation
• Virtually unrecognisable! Glee bad boy Mark Salling goes from punk to preppy on set
• 'I'm proud I haven't had any work done': Heidi Klum, 38, hasn't had plastic surgery or Botox... and she doesn't plan to
• Wenger and Van Persie fury as Wigan stun Gunners to damage third-place aspirations
• Name and shame binge drinkers in court, says Widdecombe in her plan to bring ‘sense of shame’ to excessive drinking
• First Lady's number one fan! Seinfeld star Julia Louis-Dreyfus photobombs Michelle Obama at House of Correspondents dinner
• Man, 28, arrested for having sex with pet dog Mimi which was 'whimpering in pain'
• The 'healthy' juice with 22 teaspoons of sugar that can add up to 450 calories to your diet
• Mac on...U-turns and backflips
• Good Morning America tops Today show for first time in 16 years (but NBC star Matt Lauer was on vacation)
• Chelsea were not robbed by the referee, they were scared, claims Barca star Alves
• Morosini autopsy proves inconclusive as further tests are ordered
• Friends in high places: Smiling Mandelson's meetings with Mr Bo... before disgraced Chinese politician's downfall over cyanide poisoning of British businessman
• Is the iPad Mini on its way? Apple is 'building smaller version of signature tablet'
• Groves out of world title fight as injury jinx strikes British champion again
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Now get tough on the real tax cheats
• A wizard idea: JK plans a Harry Potter encyclopedia (and she’ll donate all the profits to charity)
• The demise of the housewife: Mothers 'are being forced back to work to make ends meet'
• Voice star Bo seeks a restraining order on aristocratic father as he insists: I'll still sneak in to see her sing
• Under-fire Blackburn boss Kean hoping fans protest stays outside Ewood Park
• Parading her bling around town: Angelina Jolie shows off her dazzling engagement ring at business meeting
• Teacher jailed for 4 years for having sex with student, 15, after late husband turned her in
• Still addicted to the ladies: Sober Gerard Butler 'slow-dances with mystery brunette at Coachella party'
• Emirates match zone: Defeat to Wigan proves Arsenal are starting to show the strain
• RICHARD KAY: Life imitates art for crime writer Peter James who is terrorised by female stalker
• I'm feeling Fab! Muamba goes home just 30 days after his heart stopped for 78 minutes
• 'I was surprised for sure': Marine proposes to girlfriend as he arrives home after tour in Afghanistan
• Jack Nicholson puts his historic Aspen home on the market for a cool $15million
• What hangover? Hillary looks great after weekend of dancing and drinking beer during Colombian diplomatic summit (but is caught stifling a yawn)
• Why do we care more about pandas than a Briton's very suspicious death?
• 'There's someone shooting just outside. He's coming in': Terrifying phone call of survivor of Breivik's massacre is played to court
• Wilshere OUT of Euro 2012 after struggling with comeback (and Wenger doesn't want him at Olympics, either...)
• Young UK workers lack get up and go to beat foreigners to jobs, employment minister warns
• Boy, 9, goes to school and tells teachers his mother and sister are dead...then leads police to his blood-splattered father
• What happened to the original Matilda? As the hit musical dominates Olivier awards, former child star Mara Wilson, seen aged 24
• Knights out! Murray backs off from Rangers bid as Ticketus link up with Ng
• Tevez pledges to push United all the way as City striker refuses to give up on title
• Top 10 Premier League players of the last 20 years: Cantona is King, but is he No 1?
• Celts bid to put Lennon in the clear as boss faces raft of disciplinary charges
• 'I'm really proud of her': Hardman actor Ray Winstone shows his soft side with daughter Jaime at the premiere of their new film
• Hammer rich tax dodgers, George, not charities
• Matt Lawton: With 52 days until Euro 2012, will Spurs let Redknapp talk to the FA?
• Proud Martinez hails Wigan battlers after stunning Arsenal victory
• The REAL apprentices: Donald Trump brings eldest 3 kids - including doppelganger second son Eric - for opening of luxury condo in Canada
• 'Tortured' 19-year-old employee hospitalised after her 'boss beat her for being tired'
• Children with colds should go to school because too many stay at home with 'bit of a sniffle', says Education Secretary
• Slinky thigh-high split or frumpy table cloth? Michelle Obama and Ellen DeGeneres compete for most cringe-worthy prom dress
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Brad Pitt's engagement 'delights' Jennifer Aniston
• 'He didn't even get a slap on the wrist': GSA chief accused of blowing $820,000 on a Las Vegas conference to face criminal charges
• Tall tale in fairy scale: Tiny children's book hand drawn for Queen Mary's doll's house to be published in human size
• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley displays her mile-long legs in a frilly mini-dress and bondage heels
• MARKET REPORT: Bid talk bolsters comparison site Moneysupermarket.com
• Pippa, a gun scare and a risque night at the court of Paris's king of decadence
• Charles Sale: Chelsea snub FA top brass at Wembley over fixture farce
• HM Revenue & Customs told to clamp down on big business tax cheats and claw back £17bn
• One in five domestic workers in the Capital's 'maid shops' report sexual abuse
• Glimmer of hope: Scientists hit 'gold' with discovery of yellow metal 'cure' for breast cancer
• Doctors battle to save one-in-a-million baby who was born with SIX legs
• Analysts expect spring boost for Marks & Spencer
• After months of slugging it out, Championship clubs are bracing themselves for... Tasty Tuesday
• Mrs Kutcher is back! Single Demi Moore posts bedroom self-portrait as she returns to Twitter under her married name
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Ronnie Wood is Under Mick's Thumb
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: French win generation game
• 'I'm just a small craftsperson': The Etsy jewellery designer who created THAT mockingjay pin from The Hunger Games plus costume pieces for all the big Hollywood movies and their stars
• Arsenal 1 Wigan 2: New high for Martinez as Latics claim another big scalp in escape act
• 'Arg's teeth are giving Ross Geller's a run for his money': TOWIE star almost recreates hilarious Friends scene where David Schwimmer's character whitens his nashers
• UK steel industry given a double-barrelled boost
• Antony cracks the whip to punish murky arms dealers
• Reading eye Richardson and Phillips as McDermott prepares for Premier League
• 'Help me, I'm cold': Three-year-old knocks on stranger's door after being dropped off by carjacker
• CITY FOCUS: GDF lines up International Power deal
• You call THAT stylish? Designer Tommy Hilfiger's peculiar pants outshone by an understated Jessica Alba at his flagship store launch in Tokyo
• Trinamool plan to turn Leftists 'untouchable' in Mamata's state
• Givet's Blackburn future in the balance after Frenchman's row with Kean
• Graham Poll: I know how Atkinson feels... a sorry mistake that leaves you no hiding place
• 'Do you like it when he is rough?': Barbara Walters, 82, shocks The View panel as she discusses bondage and S&M
• Tatra chief to face CBI heat on 'tainted substandard' trucks
• Fight night! Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak duke it out in furious screaming match on Real Housewives reunion show
• South Carolina governor Nikki Haley accused of 'just making stuff up' in her memoir
• Has 'The American' been beheaded? Alabama-born Islamic terror leader 'executed by rival in Somalia'
• Bitter feelings add spice to clash between European giants Bayern and Real
• I knew my husband had Alzheimer's - but for three years doctors insisted it was stress: One couple's ordeal reveals the scandalous failings of dementia care in Britain...
• Parents reveal fury after 'heartless' airline charged £660 for oxygen to keep their daughter alive on flight
• City waits for MCD poll results after highest ever turnout
• Hamilton yet to decide where his future lies as Mercedes keep tabs on McLaren man
• Maeve Binchy Under the Microscope: I'm getting better, happier and nicer as I grow older
• 'Prom season spending is out of control': Visa responds to survey revealing poorest U.S. families spend most on prom, an average of $1,078
• Referee Atkinson must be made to pay for his Wembley gaffe, says Parker
• A new Barcelona will come to London with even MORE attacking menace
• 'Do you like PRINCES of pop? A nervous Mollie King cornered in radio interview over royal romance claims
• Jon Moulton will spend £40m stitching Jaeger together
• Getting in touch with his feminine side: Justin Timberlake turns interior designer to launch new home line
• Spanish woes push sterling to a 19-month high against troubled euro
• Todt finally talks about Bahrain GP as trouble between anti-government protestors and police flares in Gulf state
• Martin Keown: Messi gets the glory but beware lethal weapon Sanchez
• Delhi Daredevils' Walter says Umesh can be a top athlete
• Taxing fast food won’t persuade people to eat lentils and mung beans
• I'll get by with a little help from a little friend... Sir Paul McCartney enlists the help of a two-year-old fan during a concert in Uruguay
• Jamie Redknapp: When winning a game means so much more than fair play
• Real estate giant ready to enter into HUGE land deal in heart of Capital
• Two elite gun squad detectives face racism allegations after 'using the N-word against suspects and colleagues'
• Why control pants can give you panic attacks... and the other hazards of too-tight clothes
• ‘Bowling yorkers not an easy task’ as Pune Warriors start the season in strong fashion
• Ambition or publicity stunt? The two MEN who competed against hundreds of women for spots on NFL cheerleading squads
• All the top tips and best bets for Tuesday, April 17
• Sponsors still back Aintree: John Smith's pledge support despite two equine deaths
• Do sleeping pills increase your risk of dying young?
• Can Di Matteo be Chelsea's ghost buster? Blues out to avenge 2009
• Boston massacre: Thousands of runners quit marathon and last year's champ drops out at mile 18 as temperatures soar to 88
• Multiple sclerosis sufferers who take omega-3 fish oil supplements may be wasting their time
• PFA boss Taylor urges use of video to catch diving cheats
• 'Radical' scientist incurs Didi's wrath: Noam Chomsky leads international outrage over biologist's arrest
• Himachal Pradesh Chief Minister takes fight over a plot of land with the army to Prime Minister
• Three-mile-high column of light planned for Olympics may be scrapped over pilots' fears £500k installation will reduce visibility
• Perfect match: Fashionable couple Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson rock out in coordinating stripes at Coachella
• Callous killers: Small-time B-town heroine Meenakshi Thapa was beheaded and thrown into a tank by fellow actors she befriended
• Derek Lawrenson: Euro stars strike it rich as £130m Tour goes global
• New pictures of Marilyn Monroe are unveiled in book published to commemorate 50th anniversary of her death
• Stop being a wimp! Pain IS good for you: How the dreaded sensation plays a crucial role in keeping us alive
• Bobby Brown pleads not guilty to drink driving and other related charges following his arrest last month
• 'All hell broke loose': Duke of Edinburgh gives first account of his role in 1941 naval battle that sunk Italian cruisers
• 'Drunken' Texas man, 21, 'caught urinating on the Alamo'
• Crash dieting dangers: Losing weight too quickly gave me gallstones
• With Mr Galloway, we had no need for a Bible. Or Koran
• Pictured: The last Dambuster meets modern day airmen from squadron he helped immortalised 69 years ago
• London Irish coach Smith backs Armitage for England recall despite France move
• Orangutans are skilful nestbuilders whose engineering expertise rivals that of birds, say scientists
• Blow for Tesco as star investing guru Neil Woodford sells last of his shares in supermarket giant
• Union faces United States: Three musketeers Jaya, Modi and Patnaik use federalism plank to browbeat government
• 'He has sacrificed more than anyone can imagine for his country': Soldier, 25, loses both arms and legs in bomb blast while on patrol in Afghanistan
• Roid rage: Oracle and Google to face off in court over Android software patents
• I'm just a couch potato now, insists Carroll as he laughs off booze claims
• Me and my operation: How a teaspoon of my own blood banished years of foot pain
• Revealed: One in 16 U.S. teenagers has played deadly 'choking game' and nearly 100 have died in bid for 'natural high'
• Former dictator, 86, finally admits his regime 'disappeared' 7,000 or 8,000 left-wing opponents in Argentina
• Car makers race each other to usher in the return of the sunroof… and this time it's going to be a lot bigger
• Delhi Daredevils' blow Mumbai Indians away with their imposing batting department
• Amazing 'chemo bath' saves cancer patients that doctors wrote off
• That dance floor is dangerous! William Levy injures ankle during Dancing With the Stars rehearsals
• 'We're just friends,' insists Seal after planting a red carpet kiss on newly-single Delta Goodrem
• Chase to appear before disciplinary committee after breaking Ropati's jaw
• BHA set for meeting with animal welfare groups after fatalities at Aintree
• 'I was terrified I'd inherit my father's evil streak': Daughter who was given up for adoption discovered she was conceived by rape
• Basil reduces blood pressure, while coriander prevents food poisoning... the healing power of herbs
• Hoping the new haircut will boost your performance? Andy Murray debuts a crew cut at the Monte Carlo Masters
• I'm in love with my ex! Truth behind our on-court separation, by badminton's happiest couple
• Sania Mirza finally makes it in the fashion stakes after a makeover
• 'We're not supposed to be the Chippendales, we're supposed to be a bit pants!' Alex Reid doth protest too much as he strips off with the Wildboyz on morning television
• Ask the doctor: Why can't anything be done for my prostate?
• Bottom-placed Chargers up for test against firm favorites Royals on Tuesday
• Space Shuttle Discovery prepares for the final countdown as it is placed on top of jumbo jet for flight to D.C.
• Minnows Featherstone to welcome Wigan in Challenge Cup fifth round
• George Galloway takes his new seat in Commons... and takes the fourth Mrs Galloway along for a day out
• Secrets of an A-list body: How to get thighs like David Beckham's
• Blast of electricity via battery-powered gadget can stop an asthma attack
• Breathing easy: Alarming rise of asthma leads doctors to include a change in lifestyle to prescriptions
• Battling Bangalore take on Ganguly’s in-form Warriors ahead of their Indian Premier League match
• DIGITAL INK: A funny mail could land you in jail now
• Greene to gear Olympic preparation around Diamond League meetings
• Make your own sticky-backed plastic iceberg!
• Just popping out! Hundreds of soldiers parachute across skies over Britain in massive training exercise
• Kristin Cavallari accentuates her baby bump with horizontal stripes as she reveals her pregnancy fitness plan
• Uttarakhand CM could face Khanduri in bypoll contest
• Nicki Minaj deletes her Twitter account after spat with fan over leaked music
• Vet boss facing jail after stealing nearly £400,000 from surgery to fund her lavish holidays, haircuts and private school for her children
• Mata ready to renew old rivalries as he prepares for Barcelona tussle
• SRK wants a Happy New Year with Katrina Kaif
• Thought you were seeing someone! TOWIE's Jessica Wright gets cosy with Ricky Rayment after reluctantly agreeing to date on the show
• Iniesta expecting tough test from 'dangerous' Chelsea as Barca prepare for Stamford Bridge
• Barcelona memories aren't all bad... Drogba in positive mood ahead of semi showdown
• England Exile Armitage to link up with brothers at Toulon next season
• Cameron in humiliating u-turn on future of Britain's aircraft carriers with return of jump jet
• In pictures: Tragic father and two young daughters who died when at least 120 tornadoes battered the Midwest, ripping through hospitals, homes and tearing apart entire towns
• Euro excitement hots up as Ronaldo, Modric, Sneijder, M'Vila and Lewandowski model new kits
• Carragher: Suarez is the best player in the Premier League and it's vital Liverpool keep him
• The chilling map of who lived and who died on Breivik's deadly rampage around Utoya
• The death of romance? Canadian man live tweets his marriage proposal over TWELVE hours
• Terror in McDonald's as 100 yobs go on rampage by vaulting counter, stealing food and hurling rubbish
• Aguero and Bale head list for PFA Young Player of the Year Award
• Teenage boy charged with murder after crashing a mini van carrying 19 illegal immigrants while trying to outrun police - nine dead
• Does that come in an 18-carat gold zippered variety? Britney Spears' $20,000 sports bra sparks luxury trend in fitness wear
• Who's the bigger baby? Nick Cannon dresses like a kid as he steps out with Mariah Carey and twins
• Nicole Kidman the blonde bombshell joins Clive Owen for a glamorous old Hollywood photo shoot
• Tiki Barber forced to delay wedding to mistress... because he won't be DIVORCED from his wife in time
• False wall of water created by 'Fata Morgana' mirage may have hidden iceberg from the Titanic until it was too late
• Asian policeman who lost wife after he was jailed for crime he didn't commit gets £850,000 compensation after being framed by 'racist' colleagues
• Caption Competition: It's a tough job for Obama in Colombia...
• Al Qaeda terrorist who plotted to blow up New York subway also discussed bombing Stock Exchange and Times Square, court hears at start of trial
• I had to learn to keep Mum
• Former Wickes cashier who became governor of oil-rich Nigerian state jailed for 13 years as judge says £50m fraud figure may be 'ludicrously low'
• Six masked inmates at notorious youth prison stage rooftop protest to demand better conditions... despite enjoying luxuries such as TVs and Playstations in their cells
• 20 years of the Premier League: Shortlist of the most enjoyable celebrations
• Hero neighbour grabs shovel and runs barefoot to help woman being sexually assaulted after screams woke up his wife
• Stopping food aid to North Koreans will only increase the dictatorship’s power
• Relationships: 'Why I married a woman'
• Allen back at Barnet for third stint in charge of struggling Bees
• Van Persie heads PFA award shortlist with Rooney and Parker joining Man City trio Hart, Aguero and Silva
• Investigation launched into $150,000 BMW 7-Series cars after 16 crashes when parked cars just rolled away
• Teen, 17, was throttled, bound, gagged, beaten with baseball bat and shot in face from point-blank rage boy thugs for fun
• Not everyone's cup of tea: £250 for a Jubilee teapot...or £395 for a cake stand as official souvenirs are unveiled
• Coachella cutie Emma Roberts wears flower power hotpants as she enjoys a gleeful time with Chord Overstreet
• He's at it again! Harry Styles tries his luck with another older woman - but she turns him down as she's engaged to be married
• Alexa Chung forced to remove photo from Instagram after barrage of criticism sees fans brand her 'disgustingly skinny'
• 20 years of the Premier League: Shortlist of the greatest games
• In which I feel guilty
• Swaddle, side, shush, swing and suck: How the '5 S's' really DO stop your newborn from crying
• Two Oklahoman men who 'killed two and wounded three in racist shooting spree' plead not guilty
• Megabus offers tickets to Paris and three other European destinations for £1 - but can you get hold of one?
• Lockerbie bomber is 'unconscious and may never recover' following unsuccessful blood transfusion
• Flashlight that can smell your breath: Police use high-tech torch on drivers to detect alcohol
• The art of war: Incredible portrait of Chinese infantryman made from 5,500 toy soldiers
• Re-releasing the Sex Pistols' 'God Save the Queen' in time for the Jubilee? What an adolescent yawn
• Making road repairs child's play: Silly putty can be used to fill potholes
• The FA is a joke! Liverpool fans blast late kick-off for final as train disruption threatens to trigger chaotic day
• Osborne agrees to hand IMF another £10billion of taxpayer cash amid eurozone crisis
• Emotional ties with Kirstie Allsopp TV presenter
• The moggy paddle: The incredible sight of a hungry rare jaguar as he dives to the bottom of a pool of water to feed himself
• 'We're back in full crisis mode': Fears grow Spain will need bail out as 10-year bond rate rises near critical 7% that tipped Portugal, Greece and Ireland over the edge
• 'I got chills when I saw it was me': Man, 35, discovers he was kidnapped by mother as a baby while searching missing persons website
• Going viral: Mitt Romney claims stay-at-home mothers should take paid jobs - or lose their benefits
• Running a used diesel car is only cheaper if you drive more than 10,000 miles a year
• 'I was so ashamed my kids had to get me out of bed': Mother, 41, who was so fat she couldn't tie her own shoe laces loses nine stone
• Man known as 'Fat Dan' survives being stabbed 38 times in 'determined and frenzied' attack
• Ghost goal blunder ref Atkinson avoids Premier League axe thanks to FIFA rules
• HOME TRUTHS: Can I bill electricity firm for their pole on my land?
• Women in chance sex encounters can receive the morning-after pill by courier from next week
• Has the wedding dress diet gone too far? Bridezillas pay $1,500 to be fed by nose drips to shed 20lbs in TEN days
• This sucks! Watch the giggling baby that just loves to nozzle up to a vacuum
• Footballer Fabrice Muamba is discharged from hospital almost a month to the day after he suffered a heart attack during game
• Bomber freed by secret justice: Terrorist released after supergrass deal in closed court
• Patrick Kennedy and wife welcome newest member of the Camelot clan 9 months after the wedding
• 'It's a chance for us all to be kids again!' Kym Marsh and Jamie Lomas end break-up rumours once and for all with family holiday at Disneyland Paris
• Teachers should quit extremist unions
• Every Dirham counts: Mega-rich Dubai feels the pinch as Poundstretcher opens at Madina Mall
• Naked massages, 'kissing and rubbing' and exchanging locks of pubic hair: The Wiccan sex parties that forced Anusara yoga teachers to quit
• Horoscopes
• Former England star Francis released from hospital following heart attack
• 20 years of the Premier League: Shortlist of the greatest goals
• Video shows agonising TSA pat-down - as woman sobs in 'sexual violation' at hands of TSA agent
• Bacon prices could soar by 20% after new EU pig welfare reforms banning stalls set to come into force
• The B and B where everything's coming up roses thanks to one flower lover's obsession
• What would 'elf and safety say about this? Children crouch in homemade cable car across vast valley to reach school
• Spurs will be failures if we blow our Champions League chance, admits Parker
• Horrific footage shows moment Israeli army officer smashed Danish peace protester in face with his rifle
• Is Ashton Kutcher dating Mila Kunis? Former That '70s Show co-stars reunite for a cosy outing
• Join Bear Grylls on an exclusive adventure day!
• Just a month after his heart stopped on the pitch, Muamba heads home from hospital with a smile
• Your problems answered
• Plain cigarette packets? Yet another example of the intellectual vaccum at the heart of this coalition
• 'I beat up seven prostitutes when I was high on cocaine, morphine and cognac': Mike Tyson reveals his lowest moment... when he faced 'the devil himself'
• Under his spell: Giddy Emma Watson looks bewitched at Coachella by her American boy Will Adamowicz
• Consumer squeeze not abating as inflation expected to remain steady
• 'Street courts' are a vote in favour of localism and restorative justice - and could save on expensive court hearings
• Teenager charged over drive-by shooting that left 13-year-old girl injured after boasting about getting away with it on Facebook
• Watch out, London - they want another slice! American Pie cast reunite on open top bus to promote comeback movie in the capital
• Man who rigged up Home Alone-style booby traps to protect house from burglars is held for attempted murder after it shoots friend in the legs
• The rise and rise of Instagram: 10million new users sign up week after Facebook buyout (taking total to 40m)
• Flipping crazy: Hungry dolphins do the Highland Fling after arriving back in Scotland for a bellyful of salmon
• 'I've never met this woman': Marilyn Manson denies proposing to aspiring actress
• Teacher, 30, 'had sex with three students aged 15 and 16 in his classroom over two years'
• The Grand National has no future if it's Russian Roulette for horses
• Lesbian PCSO dubbed ‘Lisa Filth’ jailed for passing confidential information to the gay community
• Rooney knows he needs to improve - despite another two goals in Man United's title push
• Bayern looking beyond Jose and Madrid to Champions League final on home turf
• What do you buy when the economy is flatlining? Six shares that can still deliver
• My turn! Victoria Beckham cuddles up to son Cruz at hockey game... just hours after he attends basketball match with dad David
• The Swiss job: Car teeters over the edge of busy motorway after 'speeding' driver crashes through barrier
• 'We thought more sand might come down and kill us': Girls, 9, and 12, who were buried alive describe beach cliff horror
• Why does the government insist on hindering entrepreneurs and rewarding sloth
• With all these commemorative silences it's no wonder Hillsborough is disrespected
• Olympic ski star Lindsey Vonn and her estranged husband owe $1.7million to IRS
• She's no shrinking violet! Purple-haired Katy Perry gets to grips with a new mystery man at Coachella
• Father 'beaten to death by his SON' in attack that leaves wife and another son critically injured
• British pilot dies in high winds in front of horrified girlfriend during his first flight
• 20 years of the Premier League: Shortlist for the greatest players and managers
• Just like Mummy! Cruz Beckham channels mother Victoria as he busts a move at basketball game with dad David
• 'You get stuck on perfection': Husband of Apartment Therapy couple on the demise of his marriage
• Ronnie to face Ebdon in Crucible opener as champion Higgins is handed Wenbo test
• It's not just a blue moon... Geological maps turn the planets in our solar system into madcap modern art masterpieces
• Majority stake in Jaeger sold for £19.5million to John Moulton's firm Better Capital
• Boy, 14, 'was leader of brutal dog fighting ring that left three animals dead'
• Living like a lord, without all the upkeep
• Mid-air terror as plane carrying 300 passengers on board is forced to make emergency landing at Gatwick as fire fills cabin with smoke
• Raunchy Miss Rowland: Kelly gives a seductive performance at Supafest in a pair of hot pants and a white blazer
• German ref to take charge of Chelsea's first-leg clash with Barcelona
• Sheriff's deputy pulled from cruiser moments before it explodes - after he was hit by 'wrong-way drunk driver'
• 'The Jenkins diet!' Katherine tweets picture of calorific cakes as she pledges to GAIN weight after dropping to a size six
• Gang troubled El Salvador has its first murder free day in nearly three years
• Mitt Romney's camp selling $50K tickets to an inaugural retreat... AFTER he's won
• Family's horror as girl, 2, is 'BITTEN and beaten to death' while in care of mother's boyfriend
• It's perverse! Football in dark ages on video technology, blasts Taylor after ghost goal
• Owner of day care where toddler was murdered dies A DAY before her trial
• Dragging his heels: J-Lo struggles with wriggling son Max as reports emerge that ex Marc Anthony 'wanted reconciliation'
• More trauma for Argentina's 'miracle baby': Little girl who had been declared dead and put in morgue revived AGAIN after lung haemorrhage stops heart
• Was this the real life Titanic love story? The untold story of the romance between stonemason and tycoon's wife
• The absurd persecution of smokers is beginning to stink more than a pub’s worth of used ashtrays
• Anelka hoping for Drogba arrival as Shenhua target Chelsea star
• Buckingham Palace reveals full details of Queen's Diamond Jubilee procession route - and the public can win tickets to watch the cavalcade
• Health Notes: Is there a link between loud music and tinnitus?
• New test for Alzheimer's: Drug pinpoints early signs of disease
• Millionaire who claimed to have given entire fortune to the poor saying it 'never made me happy' exposed as 'debt-ridden conman'
• Chelsea v Barcelona - five key things the Blues need to cause an upset
• The disease which is turning British cats into living robots... and experts say there's no cure
• Berlusconi 'watched in delight as pole dancers dressed as nuns stripped during bunga bunga parties'
• Kelly Brook shows off her cooking skills with barbecue snap... before reverting to the usual gratuitous bikini pic
• The 1974 plot to assassinate New York Gov Hugh Carey on the eve of his election... and how he hid the news and took the secret to the grave
• Not exactly the best advert: CEO of Starbucks says 'best cup of coffee known to mankind' is made at home with a simple French press
• Carjacker bundled heavily pregnant woman out of Range Rover after pushing 'sharp object' into her stomach
• Perfect for the forgetful secret agent… the memory stick that self-destructs by remote control
• 60 years in the skies... and still going strong. The amazing career of the B52 bomber
• Britain's bail-out bill could hit £40bn as Osborne agrees to hand IMF another £10billion of our cash amid eurozone crisis
• Recovering 'manorexic' can only eats soft foods because he is terrified he will choke on solids
• That's what you call a greenhouse: Skyscraper full of trees that sucks out pollution from cities
• Austerity, what's that? Spanish King Juan Carlos slammed for £27,000 elephant hunting trip as his country drowns in debt and half of youngsters are jobless
• Tears of parents as they stand in dock charged with murder of their seven-week-old daughter
• Lifestyle: Upstyle downstairs
• Teenager's home gatecrashed by 400 revellers after 16th birthday party details were posted on Facebook
• Blackburn fans ramp up pressure on Kean with protests planned for Norwich game
• Hargreaves seals deal to become the latest Springbok star at Saracens
• Scarlet suited woman: Anna Friel rocks a 70s red velvet two-piece as she and Steve Coogan get flirty on The King of Soho set
• Beauty salon customers forced to have fingerprints taken before getting a tan to stop them using a sunbed more than once a day
• There are idiots everywhere in the world... should we stop the Olympics? Bahrain chief allays fears over troubled grand prix
• Back on the sofa but not in the saddle: A recuperated Lorraine Kelly swears off horses as she makes triumphant TV return
• 'You get over it and move on': Ex-call girl Belle de Jour reveals she was raped as a teenager
• Now that's calculated! Physicist writes four-page math paper to beat $400 traffic ticket
• Mortgage lending rises 20% in February as first-time buyers beat stamp duty holiday deadline
• SMALL CAPS FOCUS: Specialist Energy's refinancing plans pave way to improved profitability
• 'Eastenders saved my life': Mother survives horror crash as Jeep smashes into her bedroom minutes after she left to watch TV in lounge
• Taking the weight off his wings: Cheeky crow hitches a lift on the back of eagle
• Fund star Bolton extends time at troubled Fidelity China trust and admits 'it has not done well'
• Bungling pranksters who allegedly stole penguin from zoo p-p-picked up by police after Facebook brag
• Automatic fines for parents who take their children on holiday in term-time are abandoned
• Making up for lost time: 34-year-old virgin becomes father of 82 after launching free 'baby making' service (with an 80% success rate)
• The Taliban 'spring offensive' is less of a threat than the situation in Pakistan - where 400 Taliban prisoners have just been freed
• Trainer of tragic According To Pete backs National to continue with BIGGER fences
• For François and Sarko read Dave and Vince
• 'Untrained' sailors who bought £3,000 yacht on eBay hit the rocks on their 'first' voyage (and they were only moving it 700 metres)
• Paris for a pound: Megabus expands routes to four European destinations (but how many tickets will REALLY cost £1?)
• LeAnn Rimes plays nice with husband Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Glanville as they celebrate his son's 5th birthday
• It's time to man-up! Adebayor urges Spurs to bounce back from Chelsea defeat
• Respite for drivers as petrol prices fall for first time since panic-buying triggered record high
• Did Simon Cowell do the dirty on Dannii Minogue by allowing details of their fling to emerge in new book?
• Benfica lead chase for Fabio as young Brazilian prepares to leave Manchester United on loan
• Toon boss Pardew steals march on rivals with personal check on Vertonghen
• Toddler, 2, survived on Easter eggs for up to five days as mother lay dead in their home
• Suspended police chief at centre of fraud probe spent £55,000 on taxpayer-funded credit card
• Up close and perfect: Angelina Jolie's $250,000 engagement ring which took perfectionist Brad Pitt a year to design
• The implant that allows your heart to tell you when it’s about to go into cardiac arrest
• Graduate starting salaries to drop to lowest level in nine years - but there will be more jobs
• Father mowed down and killed on Christmas Eve by gambling addict who was rushing home from casino to get more money
• Mother who took TEN SHOWERS a day after disorder made her stink of rotten fish controls condition with special diet (and loses 6st)
• Senator says Secret Service brought TWENTY prostitutes to hotel - as it is revealed agents BRAGGED about protecting Obama while partying at Colombian brothel
• 'I can concentrate on being the person I want to be': Former millionaire businessman sets aside £120,000 to become a woman
• London to Europe for £1? As long as you don't mind travelling by coach...
• RVP has exceeded my expectations, admits Arsenal chief Wenger
• FA shifts blame on to world powers for lack of goal-line technology after Mata farce
• 'It was a shock': Tension between Wilson Phillips girls after bandmate Carnie kept her weight loss surgery a secret from them
• Luiz doubtful for Barcelona, but Terry should be fit to play again, says Di Matteo
• Football fan spits in the face of justice after judge lets him off for vile assault on steward... because he had a cold
• Liverpool 2 Everton 1: Watch video highlights of the FA Cup semi-final
• Heidi Klum juggles her brood all on her own as Seal enjoys the spotlight in Oz
• British man feared to have been kidnapped by pirates in Indian Ocean found safe after yacht broke down
• Porn on wheels: Larry Flynt's Hustler Club Truck sparks outrage at every turn
• Daring to bare: Rita Rusic, 51, turns up the heat even more as she sunbathes topless on beach after undoing tasteless one piece
• Six of the best: Catalan Dragons stars roar into Exiles squad
• Watch out Arsenal... Wigan can beat anyone! Martinez aiming for another top-four scalp
• Armed police: A chilling presence we must not accept as routine
• Was this the red paint-scarred iceberg that sank the Titanic?
• Nudity, tattoos and even pets: As Americans race to get tax returns in for tomorrow, take a look at some of the more 'imaginative' revenue raisers that exist across the U.S.
• Former Premier League star Diouf arrested 'after Manchester nightclub brawl which left man seriously injured'
• Law quits Bangladesh post after less than a year to take family back home to Australia
• In my day we used to use cycle-skates instead of rollerblades! Film reveals 1920s trend of strapping small bike wheels to feet
• Rooney wasn't good enough! Fergie's stern words for 'careless' two-goal striker
• Kendall and Kylie Jenner dress down in denim for trip to the mall... but stand out with their matching Louis Vuitton accessories
• When dreams come true: College football star takes 17-year-old cancer patient to prom
• Pippa Middleton set to be quizzed by police after friend is seen brandishing a pistol as he drives her in his Audi convertible
• Health Secretary 'open' to stripping cigarette packets of branding
• Cruyff dismisses replacing axed Comolli at Liverpool despite appeal of Dutch legend
• Syria ceasefire in tatters with brutal shelling of Homs – on day UN observers arrive
• International Power set for French takeover as bosses approve £6.4bn GDF Suez offer
• Treasury confirms tenth of super-rich pay less than 20 per cent income tax
• A bit hot under the collar are we? A sweaty Chaz Bono enjoys Grand Marshal duties at Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade
• Rightmove: Property asking prices hit all-time high but soaring London masks misery elsewhere
• Was it a hoax? No human remains are found in RAF war hero's garden after tip-off woman was buried there six decades ago
• I hate my players defending me, says under-pressure England skipper Strauss
• Is this the greatest Wembley refereeing blunder since 1966? FA Cup controversy as official helps Chelsea beat Spurs with goal that never was
• Motherhood is close to abolition here - but at least American women are fighting back
• Diouf arrested after man suffers serious head injuries in Manchester bar brawl
• God Save The Queen - again! Sex Pistols fans launch bid to get punk band top of the charts for Diamond Jubilee
• 'Most beautiful wife and mother', 35, dies after clips are left inside her during keyhole surgery
• Curry spice 'lowers risk of heart attack after surgery'
• Hamilton confident of ending winless streak as McLaren star finishes third in China
• She's glamorous: Fergie does Boho-chic in shorts and a dress as she parties at Coachella with husband Josh Duhamel
• Consequences of selling off Britain's public service companies could be calamitous
• Economic growth 'will be HALF official estimates' as businesses choke off recovery by stockpiling cash
• Andy Hooper: My image of the week - Scott Parker squares up to John Mikel Obi at Wembley
• Britain 'will narrowly avoid a double-dip recession (but outlook for 2012 is still dismal unless firms invest more)'
• Chins are the new boobs: Numbers of 'chinplants' across America explode as career women want to look good for video conferencing
• Is that suitable festival footwear? Lindsay Lohan continues to party at Coachella in heels
• Impending climbdown on charity donations tax cap as Coalition MPs prepare to rebel
• You're killing football! Adebayor fury at lack of video technology after Mata 'ghost goal'
• Flimsy idea or work of art? Cardboard cathedral plans announced to replace original building ruined in earthquake
• Conservatory tax which would have cost homeowners hundred of pounds 'dead in the water'
• 'I'm worse than a serial rapist, than a paedophile': Comedian Alan Davies reveals extent of 'alarming' backlash over Hillsborough comments
• Plan to fine parents for taking their children on holiday in term-time dropped
• Wenger lauds 'top-class' Szczesny ahead of Wigan clash
• Best front forward for Sam Faiers as she steals the show from her TOWIE castmates in a VERY low-cut dress
• Welcome to the 'The Lying Slut': Britain's toughest pub where staff are too scared to call time... and 13 policemen still didn't feel safe
• FTSE CLOSE: Refocus on debt crisis as Spanish bond yields rise
• Tears of a mass murderer: Norwegian killer Breivik breaks down as film of his hero Vlad the Impaler is played (but stays stony-faced as court describes way he slaughtered 77)
• Changing face of the Olympic Park: Incredible pictures show how London 2012 site went from wasteland to multimillion pound sporting hub in ten years
• High taxes and red tape for business to drive 250,000 wealthy Brits abroad
• 'Heritage Tax' expected to hit Grade One and Two listed buildings for £450m
• Where's Harry? The Saturdays' Mollie King goes solo for a night of bowling with friends... as she remains silent on royal romance claims
• Edge of the Box: ESPN and ITV should deliver Cup cracker after Wembley warm-ups
• What the papers say: Redknapp blasts ref for 'ghost goal' in Chelsea Cup win
• Tupac... lives! Snoop Dogg joined on stage by slain rapper as he's 'resurrected' to perform with Dr Dre at Coachella
• Is Simon Cowell a cad? Dannii Minogue puts on a brave face for first public appearance after book reveals affair. But just who told?
• O'Neill lining up summer swoop for Wolves midfielder Henry
• Filipino students attack US embassy to protest war games near South China Sea
• Forget PSG, I'm staying at Liverpool, vows striker Suarez
• Pulling the wrong strings: Paul Teutel, Sr. is fired on Celebrity Apprentice as teams take on puppetry challenge
• Do the hippy hippy shake! Flower girl Vanessa Hudgens goes barefoot as she dances around beau Austin Butler at Coachella
• Spoiler alert: He's a Mad Man! Lane Pryce celebrates beating up Campbell by planting a kiss on busty Joan Harris
• Girl, 5, dies from overdose of COUGH MEDICINE after taking just twice the recommended dose
• Thrown out of the game? You'll have to see a shrink: NFL forces rowdy fans to take psyche test before being allowed back in the stadium
• Freedom of speech row as blogger faces jail for calling councillor a c*** on Twitter
• Horses to be killed for meat in U.S. for the first time in five years due to Mexican demand for unusual food
• Did Lincoln really wear THAT hat? Authenticity of $6.5m stovepipe called into question
• Google in new privacy row after asking users to access accounts by identifying house numbers from Street View photographs
• Putting on a brave face: Ryan O'Neal takes a stroll on the beach after revealing he has prostate cancer
• Shouldn't you know better? Christie Brinkley flashes her black bra in plunging tight white dress
• Must be getting serious! Jason Segel puts picture of Michelle Williams and 'I heart u' sticker on his iPhone
• 'My relationship is much bigger than a movie': Coco turns down a starring film role in order to say closer to Ice-T
• Rise of Apple and Facebook is putting Internet freedom at risk, says Google co-founder
• 'She was so smart... she never did anything wrong': Mother's grief after boyfriend 'killed four-year-old by throwing her down STAIRS'
• Vermont governor outruns four BEARS in his backyard (and he wasn't wearing shoes)
• 'Stress makes people not get pregnant': Khloe Kardashian locks horns with Kim as she gets grilled over her struggle for a baby
• 'Why don't you just shoot me?' Woman's taunt to husband before he 'launches deadly shotgun attack'
• I wanna hold your hand! Rihanna clings tight to gal pal Katy Perry in the mosh pit at Coachella
• Scotland Yard manager carried out 'secret campaign' to oust Sir Ian Blair
• Asteroid craters which 'protect microbes' could be the key to finding life on Mars
• Now even salad is bad for you: Dole recalls bagged lettuces in 15 states because of fear of salmonella
• Parents of truants face losing benefit: Families will have handouts clawed back if they flout law
• Talk about a pushy parent! Brooke Shields gives her daughter a shove on the swings while her friend takes pictures
• Here Comes the.... lady in red: Salma Hayek chooses scarlet hues to promote her new movie alongside Kevin James
• The burglars who tried to explain away a break-in by saying they were attempting to catch a snake 'like Steve Irwin'
• Double vision: Inside collector's amazing menagerie of two-headed animals
• We know where he gets it from! Gwen Stefani's son Kingston Rossdale is more than comfortable on the red carpet at children's event
• The Blair titch project! Selma has fun with her baby boy Arthur in the park
• 'I immediately disliked him': Tulisa's father speaks out about the man alleged to have sold THAT sex tape
• A kiss for Cruz: David Beckham shares a tender moment with his youngest son as they bond over a basketball game
• Rocker Tom Petty offers $7,500 'no questions asked' reward for guitars from LA studio
• RICHARD KAY: Landmark for Heritage boss's wife as she plans to leave her husband's side
• Simon Cowell 'cancelled engagement to Mezhgan Hussainy after string of rows'... but let her keep £5million home
• By Royal App-ointment: New smartphone programme allows users to tour Balmoral
• IPL MAXIMUM CRICKET: Taylor tipped to make debut for Daredevils
• Police in need of 'time to reflect' and should be given 20 minutes to think about decisions they make on duty, says charity
• There's no hiding that bump! Drew Barrymore covers her pregnant frame in baggy sweater as she goes furniture shopping
• We're so in love say the Big Blond and Luna (also known as Shane Warne and Liz Hurley)
• Coach lauds his players for good showing on field
• The Voice beats BGT with twice as many viewers yet again after the two shows go head-to-head
• How NOT to do festival fashion! Ke$ha looks uncomfortable in very short shorts as she parties at Coachella
• Ajay Jayaram is ready to soar high
• IPL MAXIMUM CRICKET: Sachin set to return for Delhi clash after hard training sessions