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• 'It is ridiculous!' Morgan Freeman hits out at claims he is to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter
• GB weightlifters Oliver and Godley achieve Olympic qualifying standard
• He said, she said: Michael Lohan and ex-fiancee Kate Major accuse each other of stalking despite a restraining order
• Phil never understood why his mother abandoned him. Only now has he unearthed the doomed love and bigotry behind her decision
• Bangalorians look on in amazement as chopper lands on city rooftop
• This Battleship deserves to sink without trace and shows Tinseltown at its most tawdry
• My many, many women... the confessions of Ewan McGregor
• Insubstantial romcom Delicacy does what it says on the tin
• Not quite ready for world domination yet then: North Korea launches long-range rocket... but it blows up 90 SECONDS after take-off (so what went wrong?)
• What right have we on Civvy Street to judge these war widows?
• Students from Pakistan face tough tests to enter Britain as four in ten applicants could be bogus
• Traffic chief pulls over police officer for wreckless driving
• 'God bless all of y'all': Serial rapist and killer dies of lethal injection (after last meal of fried chicken and butter pecan ice cream)
• Day three... and STILL Treasury won't say how many tycoons use tax dodge
• Mac on the discharging of patients in the middle of the night...
• It's a hit, shock horror! The Cabin In The Woods will be surprise smash hit of the year
• Moore leaves Widnes just six games into contract after breach of discipline
• 'Twitter should ban my mother!' Frances Bean Cobain slams Courtney Love's 'gross' allegation that Dave Grohl tried to seduce her
• Tears, tattoos and Nutri-Grain bars: George Zimmerman's new life in jail revealed after he spends first night behind bars
• MAIL COMMENT: A seagull, 25 firemen and no common sense
• Delia effect drives up sales of gammon by 294 per cent
• We need a hero! Wembley offers someone chance to shine, says Gerrard
• Cameron Diaz emerges from the sea to show off her muscular figure and more shapely bosom in a bright orange bikini
• Government pays $1billion compensation to Indian tribes over century-old claims to money and land
• What makes me so certain I'm beautiful? Daddy's love... Samantha Brick reveals the secret of her self-belief
• House blown up by father Josh Powell in murder-suicide explosion finally destroyed
• Champagne, shisha parties and VERY little work: How Oxford tutors complained about playboy son of Chinese 'murder' couple
• Kate’s brother strikes a bun note with new novelty cakes
• Wigan goal hero Maloney enjoying resurgence after return to fitness
• Sheer delight: Lana Del Rey wears a see through skirt and brings a smile to her fans faces
• Women pay the price for smoking in the Mad Men era as number of lung cancer cases rises
• From Seven Nation Army to a one band man: The White Stripes' Jack White reveals how he became a solo star
• Hayden Panettiere plays tennis AND basketball during her romantic holiday...while wearing nothing but a bikini
• Making a Stateside splash! The Wanted get a soaking on a prehistoric water ride as they enjoy a day out at Universal Studios
• Taylor powers past Van Barneveld to continue unbeaten start to Premier League
• Teen hacker 'listened in on anti-terror unit officers talking about property linked to IRA and posted it on the web'
• JetBlue captain who ranted about religion and terrorists after going 'berserk' mid-flight is indicted for interfering with a flight crew
• I still love Chelsea, admits Benayoun as Arsenal loan nears end
• 'This is the best present ever': Sewer workers find woman’s $6,000 diamond wedding ring accidentally flushed down the toilet 18 months ago
• Her mother's daughter! Fresh-faced Lourdes Leon is the spitting image of Madonna as a youngster
• The £54bn pensions 'ticking time bomb' that could drive up council tax
• 'I was in a constant state of fear': Woman reveals 'seven years of sexual abuse' as young bride married to Warren Jeffs' 85-year-old sect leader FATHER
• It's a fair cop! Ibrox bidder Miller insists Rangers' punishment is only right
• Rural Oxfordshire? It's like a war zone claims Sir Patrick of Star Trek in outburst against shooting range near his £2.2m mansion
• Nurturing, creative and obsessive: Expert reveals what Beyonce's handwriting tells us about her personality
• Britain's worst midwife: She drops a baby on its head and nearly electrocutes mother in birthing pool by plugging monitor into the mains
• Beautiful real estate agents make more money in property sales than regular people - but which gender fares best?
• To boldly go where no spaceship has gone before... Las Vegas! Star Trek designers reveal scrapped plans for full-scale Starship Enterprise on the Strip
• Celtic home in on permanent deal to sign Forster from Newcastle
• The Mail contacted the new health and safety Myth Buster panel and were told... Give us five days and we'll say if the firemen did the right thing
• My wife’s job with St Bono’s clever tax lawyer and why I’m against MPs showing us their tax returns
• Post-natal depression dads 'pass on problems to babies' as they spend less time with their children
• Sterling at 19-month high: Strong pound deals blow to export recovery hopes
• Cruyff and Van Gaal top Liverpool's wish-list to replace axed Comolli as Dalglish is told he won't be next for chop
• The numbers don't add up as the Beane counter on Merseyside makes his exit
• Henry shows brutal side as he swings axe just hours after genteel lunch with Comolli
• City grandee Lord Levene back in race for Lloyds branches
• Baby on board! Pregnant Alyson Hannigan dresses her growing bump in chic ensemble for flight home with mini-me daughter
• Mothercare axes jobs as it closes more than 100 stores
• Beyoncé leaves baby Blue Ivy at home as she slips out for a quick date night with Jay-Z
• Good Evans! Avengers star Chris shows off his action man muscles as he goes rock climbing for magazine
• Well that’s one way of dealing with prison overcrowding: Foreign crooks to receive £2,700 each to get them to leave Geneva and go home
• BP shareholders revolt over boss Bob Dudley's pay
• yes, Prime Minister? It's all true admits Cameron after two years in the job
• How your dentist could spot oral cancer in 20 minutes in quick 'lab on a chip' test
• Colourful King: Red hot Hart of Dixie star Jaime brightens up in primary pigments in new photoshoot
• Battle of Les Rosbifs: Who will win as two French-loving British TV chefs go head to head?
• Justin Timberlake joins his bride-to-be Jessica Biel for a romantic Roman holiday
• There's not an inch to pinch as bikini girl Rachel Bilson hits the beach in Barbados with boyfriend Hayden Christensen
• Food poison bugs found in fifth of chickens from supermarkets including salmonella
• ALEX BRUMMER: The dangers of a fortress pound
• Wine? No, a fruit based beverage! Barmy European guidelines prevent a new red from being labelled as wine
• Ian Ladyman: Dalglish has no excuses left should the poor form carry on
• Mac on... Hospitals discharging patients in the dead of night
• RFU hit by Farrell rejection: Loyalty to Saracens opens door to former All Blacks coach Smith
• MARKET REPORT: Oil and gas minnow Wessex Exploration left out in the cold
• Ladies on track for their own loo: Swiss railways to offer separate toilets for males and females after complaints about men’s habits
• Children stolen by the state needlessly, causing utter misery in one of Britain's most disturbing scandals
• The $7 billion dollar warship built to maintain American naval supremacy over China in the 21st Century
• Jockey Club galloping as record numbers pile into Aintree
• What happens next? United were eight points clear but then came Wacky Wednesday
• After the Great British Bake Off, the search is on for a sewing star as BBC launches hunt for Britain's best needle woman or man
• CITY FOCUS: The invisible hands behind sky-high bankers' bonuses
• President Patil is caught in a fiddle over her retirement retreat which is currently being built
• Blooming! A glowing Tamzin Outhwaite shows off her baby bump in a pretty lace dress at Twiggy's fashion range launch
• Larry David reveals story behind real-life Curb Your Enthusiasm style meltdown in parking lot
• 'Batting alongside Sehwag makes you feel inferior' - says Naman Ojha
• Charles Sale: Former chairman Broughton keeps mum over Kenny's Liverpool future
• Feeling low on fiction leads to feeling high on life: Why tragedy on film makes us happy
• Who will face Bale in FA Cup? Ivanovic gets away with three-game ban despite lost appeal
• Spurs trail Scunthorpe's Slocombe as Redknapp looks to bolster keeper options
• RAISINA TATTLE: Once bitten twice shy for the BJP
• Don't forget the kitchen sink! Woman caught on security video stripping hotel room of its TV, picture frames, curtains, bedspread and rugs (but she did she leave the bathrobes?)
• Kello set to seal Villa deal after being released by cash-strapped Hearts
• Mall kicks out shoppers for 'looking too gay' and tells people to cover tattoos and stop holding hands
• James Bond defects...to pay TV: Sky snatches rights to 007 films after almost 40 years of being screened on ITV
• Hail No! Raging storm leaves Texas town covered in FOUR FEET of hail stones... but web cynics say it's all a hoax
• Derry in disbelief after FA refuse to overturn harsh Old Trafford red card
• Alec Baldwin escapes stalking drama in Rome as he takes fiancée Hilaria Thomas on shopping trip... for him
• The real action man: Robert De Niro shows he is king of the sea by riding a jet ski before upgrading to a speed boat
• Diktats of Darul Uloom issue a fatwa against polygamy
• Givet set to leave Blackburn in summer after being frozen out by Kean
• Ingrid Bergman was beautiful - but she was such a big girl she broke my child's bicycle... and don't even ask Joss Ackland what he thinks about Lauren Bacall
• Diet be damned! Jennifer Lopez indulges in junk food as she schleps around American Idol set in a baggy tracksuit
• Watch out for Champion Court and Triangular: Sam Turner's Aintree tips
• R Prasad on... Tribal MLA
• The North Korea they want us to see... and the North Korea we saw when press bus took wrong turn
• Pogba's United future in doubt again as contract wrangle goes on
• Coming up after the latest Salford news Corporation Street
• Spiritual healer 'raped woman during raw egg cleansing at motel after meeting her online'
• Second's out for Harte as Reading aim to derail Saints' title charge
• When semi-finals were magic! You don't need Wembley for those glorious moments
• IT'S FRIDAY: The Guide mark two: Curtains go up today on the first stage production of R.K. Narayan's classic novel
• Postcard from paradise: Bikini girl Hayden Panettiere tweets poolside snap from romantic getaway
• Quick delivery: Lancs in trouble as wickets tumble across the country
• He is the resurrection! Charlie Sheen comes back from the dead in teaser for his new comedy Anger Management
• IT'S FRIDAY: New talent in contemporary arts prove to be in high spirits
• Frankel suffers minor injury to his off-fore ahead of Flat season return
• Parkinson's disease sufferer can write for the first time in 15 years thanks to new gene therapy
• Shiva and Sumit cap campaign with gold medal to catapult them into limelight
• Jones and Smalling hail influence of Scholes on Man United's season
• Mother charged with manslaughter over death of four-month-old son 'crushed to death when television toppled on him'
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, April 13
• IT'S FRIDAY: Wednesdays down Alice’s mindblowing Rabbit Hole
• The b**** is back! ABC is airing TWO shows with controversial label in title - but is it political or just for shock value?
• Supreme Court orders PVT schools to pay for a 25 % quota so that some of the country's poorest children can attend
• Kolkata have a score to settle with Rajasthan at the Eden Gardens in Kolkata on Friday
• Rugby star's sister found dead at bottom of cliffs after disappearing from her home
• AirTran ranks #1 US airline for second year in a row... while American Eagle plummets, despite improvement
• INSIDE THE BOX: Could The Voice's bill hit £25million?
• Friday 13th - and 13 reasons why today's markets are irrational
• Dimitri’s 5 help Punjab skittle Pune for 115 in the Indian Premier League
• An Oval ball for the FA Cup with first final to be restaged at London cricket ground
• Chris Foy's World of Rugby: Wasps wake-up call in battle for survival
• 'We never stopped - we knew there was a baby involved': Family and hospital staff rush to donate blood after new mother needs 35 GALLONS transfused after pregnancy
• Ring of steel: F1 chiefs declare Bahrain goes on with bullet-proof cars and driver bodyguards
• Chennai triumph in last-ball thriller to snatch a sensational five-wicket victory
• Ping! Zac Efron demonstrates how to unfasten a bra with one hand as he promotes new movie The Lucky One
• Beckett brought to life by a wide-eyed lookalike in Krapp's Last Tape
• Adams and Co to compete for GB in World Championships in China
• Boris blocks Christian anti-gay poster campaign on London buses that claimed homosexuality could be cured
• What were you thinking, Kylie? Time for the pop princess to sack the stylist as she steps out in bizarre 80s getup
• Turbo-charged Poirot cannot speed up painfully slow Long Day's Journey Into Night
• Woman thrown on floor by custody sergeant received death threats because of notorious case
• ‘War lessons’ spark shift in artillery unit nearer to army's HQ
• Maldives magic: A Robinson Crusoe fantasy on a tour of the new kids on this idyllic block
• Three Greater Noida officials suspended for ‘money’ plant scam
• Cahill hopes it's second time lucky in Wembley semi after last year's nightmare
• Lift going down: The million-dollar underground garage that you can only park your car in through an aircraft carrier elevator
• Intrigue in Congress over Pawar’s letter to Prime Minister
• Larry Bird and Magic Johnson reveal the 1986 sneaker commercial that took them from bitter rivals to best friends
• Gurgaon’s water-loo: CSE says city water is laced with sewage
• 'He knows he made mistakes' Friends tell of John Edwards tragic isolation as jury selection begins in his criminal trial
• Murdered Arushi's mother knocks at the SC doors asking for bail
• The mortgage divide: Negative equity map of UK shows clear schism between North and South
• Elderly nun accused of baby snatching as part of Spanish hospitals trafficking ring
• MANOJ JOSHI: Dream senario to worst nightmare
• Wenger hails Arsenal revival after Molineux win makes it nine out of 10
• Genghis Khan to David Livingstone: James Cracknell on the ten greatest expeditions
• Novelty shouldn't have worn off! Why Wigan deserve their top flight place
• WHIPLASH: Whenever at a loss grin like Zardari
• Barnsley FC owner 'became multi-millionaire by fiddling IT firm's accounts to mislead the stock market'
• 'You literally have to use a stylist': Elizabeth Olsen on the pressure of the red carpet
• 'A bus is in the house!' School bus carrying special needs children crashes into home with terrified family inside
• The Captain's Log: Briggs's book is a must for any fan of racing
• Naked woman prison officer 'found in bed with violent criminal on the run by police during raid on her home'
• Watch your iPad being made at the Foxconn factory in China
• You're just jealous! Pietersen slams English media for ignoring IPL
• Is there a UFO in Connecticut? Multiple people report a large 'whale sized' object falling out of the sky ... but authorities find nothing
• Top LA boutique in hot water after labelling real fur items as 'faux'
• ACQUITTAL for man, 72, accused in 1962 rape of girl, 14, after two elderly witnesses change their testimony
• Former Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi admits to paying twin girls £70k to attend 'sex parties'
• Calm down, Coleen! A very animated Mrs Rooney cheers in delight from her Aintree box as her horse romps to victory
• Romance off the dance floor? Touchy feely Derek Hough and singer Katherine Jenkins get VERY cosy at LA nightclub
• Going Viral: Ping Pong is coming home...
• Britney Spears has got the abs factor as she reveals her toned tummy in new photoshoot
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: It's unfair to put burden of RTE on private schools
• How to get Warren Buffett to pay his fair share
• Still rocking on ... the gypsy's son who put the sex in Essex: OVER THE MOON BY DAVID ESSEX
• Webber wants to race but admits concerns as decision looms for Bahrain GP
• Big hair and bikinis: Bar Refaeli poses in stunning new swimwear shoot
• Triple killer Levi Bellfield's mother and stepfather to stand trial for harrassing his ex-girlfriend
• World's biggest Earth-observing satellite remains 'dead in space' - and other spacecraft are enlisted in last-ditch attempt to revive 8-tonne orbiter
• THE INSIDER: 'You're going down, Bubba,' I mocked Watson. 'This is going to better than the Ryder Cup'
• 'I am proud to have my daughter grow up in a world where she has people like you to look up to': Beyonce's open letter to Michelle Obama
• Relief for Spurs youngster Modeste as he ends month-long stay in intensive care
• Great-grandmother, 94, suffers horrific injuries after falling out of hospital bed because 'elf and safety rules ban side-bars
• Great Scott! Fighting - and writing - until the bitter end: SCOTT'S LAST EXPEDITION: DIARIES: 26 NOVEMBER 1910 - 29 MARCH 1912 BY ROBERT FALCON SCOTT
• A day in the life of Karlie Kloss: Behind the scenes with the modelling world’s new ‘Body’
• It's not over yet! Aguero confident City can keep fighting for the title
• Win a £100 bet on the horse of your choice in the Grand National
• Watch your language around baboons - clever beasts can 'recognise' four-letter words
• Cuddles from his Princess: Peter Andre gives daughter Tiaamii a shoulder ride as he forgets his woes on a family trip to Paris
• The inside story from Groupon: why it got into trouble, how it's cleaning up its act and what its refund policy is exactly
• We saw off Adolf with spud sarnies and a ban on turn-ups: A FAMILY IN WARTIME: HOW THE SECOND WORLD WAR SHAPED THE LIVES OF A GENERATION BY MAUREEN WALLER
• Student nurse, 22, calls for earlier cervical cancer screening after she is diagnosed at 20
• 'Her career is over': Teacher found NOT guilty of sex with her student... but is convicted of giving 'teen lover' alcohol
• Invasion of the beesquitoes! The scary-looking inch-long monsters buzzing the UK's gardeners
• Santander and the vanishing best-buy savings rates. Why is it so hard to find what you are paid?
• Who thought it was a good idea to order a toy grenade to the World Financial Center? Employee put on leave after realistic replica sparks mass evacuation
• Misfiring Ba will be back among the goals soon, insists Toon boss Pardew
• Give us a hug: The Coca-Cola vending machine that asks for hugs, not money, in return for a can of Coke
• It really is grim up North: BBC softies are facing a reality check in Salford
• Shouldn't he be doing the rescuing? Mountain dog survives 100ft fall down quarry... and two men who try to save him also become stranded
• 'I'm going to be a stay-at-home mom': Democrat pulls out of TV appearance after backlash over accusing Ann Romney of 'having never worked a day in her life'
• 'Great Firewall of China' briefly blocks ALL foreign websites - is regime's censorship tightening?
• High school teacher, 26, admits having sex with student, 17, at Ramada Inn and in her car just two months after getting married
• Kim car-dashian is bumper to bumper after 'road rage' row... as she and sister Khloe yell at motorist who dared to cut them off
• China censors Kate Winslet's breasts over fears Titanic 3D audiences will 'reach out for a touch'
• Life after Celebrity Big Brother... Country girl Georgia Salpa supports the search for Ireland's bachelor Farmer of the Year
• 'Word to your mam': Keith Lemon reveals a surprising talent for rap as he teams up with Wretch 32 in Adidas promo
• And you thought they were only known for Eurovision flops! Azerbaijan reveals plans for world's tallest building at 3,500ft high
• Oxford and Cambridge wade into charity tax row writing to Osbourne as Vince Cable hits out at the cap on relief for donations
• Bro-Zilian anyone? As men across the pond submit to the wax, it turns out that British boys have been at it for years...
• The fairer sex? Indian company launches an intimate wash designed to 'brighten' the vagina
• I put off cancer therapy to save my baby... now I won't see her grow up
• Revenge not on the Wembley menu for Toffees, insists Howard as semi-final countdown continues
• TOM PARKER BOWLES: Formidable! The finest restaurant in the city that invented eating out
• Platini starts pitch battle with Poland and slams Ukrainian 'bandits and crooks'
• $40 for a burger and $100 for a steak... But is that Kobe beef on upscale restaurant menus only 'faux-be' meat?
• Livin' Evita Loca! Ricky Martin cuts a dashing figure in moustache and braces as he performs songs from the hit musical in Time Square
• Child at play: Boris Becker's mini-me son Amadeus frolics on the sand in colourful wetsuit with nanny before mother Lily joins
• Uzbekistan 'running secret programme to sterilise women'
• The Queen shows her softer side by asking sculptors not to make her Diamond Jubilee waxwork look too 'harsh'
• SOAP WATCH: The ultimate insight into the week's soaps
• Keothavong suffers second round defeat to German Kerber in Copenhagen
• Ivanovic gets away with three-game ban despite lost appeal against Maloney punch
• Home invasion massacre murderers to STAY on death row... even as Connecticut voters decide to abolish the death penalty
• That's a wheely bad idea! Wheelchair-bound man hitches a lift on a busy motorway... by holding onto the back of a lorry
• Haunting new photos reveal secret elephant graveyard discovered in the heart of Africa where illegal ivory trade is booming
• OLLY SMITH: Best of the Wild West - the Californian wines to rock your socks
• Website Of The Week: www.holidaytransfers.com
• Dung-Perignon: In an inter-species taste test human faeces came out top for dung beetles
• A serious pizza talent! 7-year-old boy shows off his dough-tossing skills
• Liverpool vow Dalglish won't be sacked on day Comolli and chief doctor are booted out
• The North-South mortgage divide: Negative equity map of UK shows clear schism
• 'I didn't want my husband to think our sex life was going downhill': Tori Spelling on falling pregnant a month after giving birth
• Police hold suspected art thief at gunpoint after Cezanne's £68.3million stolen painting The Boy in the Red Vest is recovered from car boot
• 'Fake sheikh' gang members who posed as wealthy Arab brothers in bid to steal £1.5m from finance firm are jailed
• Australia's most senior Catholic Archbishop sparks outrage after saying Jews are 'intellectually and morally inferior'
• 'I do not diet!' Top models' fury after their Twitter accounts were hacked by 'weight-loss pill company'
• EastEnders fans in uproar after BBC moves omnibus to Friday nights
• Kelly Hoppen: I'm obsessed with tidying my fridge, everything's organised in rows - it might be a mild form of OCD
• Get Harry... and get on with it! Shearer calls on FA to bag Spurs boss for England
• Dark arts to black humour: Harry Potter's JK Rowling to write a 'blackly comic' book for adults (and there isn't a wizard in sight)
• Middle school principal who banned more than 900 students from hugging resigns
• Magic yet to end for Harry Potter stars as they take leading role in rich list of young British actors
• Piste of art: The amazing 'composite' pictures of skiers performing death-defying mountain stunts
• We'll beat Chelsea because we're better than them, roars Bale (even after Spurs lose at home to Norwich)
• Rumer has room for improvement... as she steps out with knotted, scraggly hair
• Women and children last? In real sea disasters, chivalry takes a back seat - TWICE as many men survive sinking ships
• First it was Pizza Hut's hot dog-stuffed crust, now there's Burger King's Bacon Sundae: How many calories can fast food lovers take?
• The sexsomnia defence finally fails: Delivery driver jailed for sexual assault (even though he claims to have been asleep)
• Will forcing all MPs to reveal their tax and income details restore confidence in our political class?
• The model millionaire: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes her debut on the Rich List with £5m fortune
• A turbulent week for American politics shows how Obama's 'Hope and Change' slogan has never seemed so vacuous
• German public official resigns with email telling 500 co-workers he hasn’t done a day’s work in 14 years and earned £600,000 without lifting a finger
• Bad boy Balotelli makes up with Mancini and plans to stay at City for two more years
• CHRIS EVANS: What effect would the unannounced presence of a Warrington cowboy have on an interview with Tiger?
• London university considers stopping sale of 'immoral' alcohol on campus because it offends their Muslim students
• Woman 'can't remember hotel rape' as Evans and McDonald stand trial
• Nike's Fuelband is a fitness monitor that uses a new type of calorie counter, but who'll buy it?
• ASK MONTY: Why are my potatoes disintegrating?
• PICTURE BOOKS
• Fatty Mcbutterpants, Baron Von Doodle and Chairman Meow: Are these the craziest pet names in America?
• Checking in? 6-ft alligator surprises guests outside Baton Rouge motel just before biting into one
• You crust be joking: Shop-bought beef and onion pie had filthy dishcloth baked inside
• Trouble at Lark Rise: Baronet sends traffic through FIVE villages to avoid his home
• German man who had four children with his sister loses European Court fight claiming incest conviction breached his human rights
• Mamma Mia! Imogen Thomas shows off slimmed-down figure during date as she's announced as face of weight loss company
• Talks on 'Old-Firm busting' changes to Scottish Premier League voting system are delayed
• HISTORICAL FICTION
• Cocktail hour for ET? Nasa designs enormous 'margarita glass' to harvest energy from the sun
• British Airways to axe up to 1,200 jobs after bmi takeover
• Axl Rose snubs Rock and Roll Hall of Fame over 20 year feud with Guns N' Roses bandmates
• Making a splash! Nicollette Sheridan shows off her impressive bikini body as she takes a dip in the ocean on St Barts break
• Beat the spud shortage: The drought will push the price of potatoes up, so why not grow your own? It's easy, and now’s the time to do it
• Here's one way to forget that Wigan defeat... Fergie, Rooney and co head to Aintree
• Mind you don't scratch that! Robert Downey Jr arrives at The Avengers premiere in Tony Stark's $9million car
• Russian revolution: Savvy gardeners are switching to Siberian irises for guaranteed late spring colour whatever the weather
• DEBUT FICTION
• King David plays the global statesman... and oh, how lovely to be away from all those boring problems back home
• Lennon hopes title Hoopla will persuade party Bhoy Forster to make loan switch permanent
• Eat like an Italian: Raspberry and lemon ice cream
• McCain steals the show as Big Buck's breaks jumps record at Aintree
• Those trousers ring a bell! Lindsay Lohan keeps up with Kim Kardashian's bell bottom style
• Jennifer McVeigh: THE FEVER TREE
• Thousands of British children are taken into care each year, isn't it time we invested in prevention rather than cure?
• Hays shares jump on strong profits forecast despite losses in UK division
• Custody officer who got 'police informant' shot after putting his mugshot on Facebook is jailed for seven years
• The Firing Line: Connor's Wolves are on a mauling to nothing as the Championship beckons
• Eleanor Henderson: TEN THOUSAND SAINTS
• Shell shares drop 4% on sightings of unexplained 'sheen' in Gulf of Mexico that may signal a new oil disaster
• The First Lady of Comedy: Michelle Obama zings Stephen Colbert in her first appearance since becoming First Lady
• Border Agency spends millions transporting illegals out of Britain on planes but many take off with empty seats
• Eat like an Italian: Warm tuna salad with sweet red onions
• Janet Davey: BY BATTERSEA BRIDGE
• Heavyweight king Wladimir hands old foe Thompson July rematch in Berne
• Peter Andre's cafe slated by inspectors who give it just one star out of five months after opening
• At least she can bring her own costumes! Katie Price signs up for Argentina's VERY raunchy version of Strictly Come Dancing
• Revealed: Best Buy CEO quit after 'using company resources to carry out affair with 29-year-old female employee'
• MUST READS: Out Now In Paperback
• Bakers in China create 'world's longest ever doughnut' - but could you eat it all 11.1 feet of it without licking your lips?
• Her very own mini Sporty Spice! Melanie C runs errands with her daughter Scarlet who just can't help showing off her kicking skills
• Reviewers give thumbs up to Google Plus's 'Facebook-esque' redesign (but is it too little, too late for unpopular network?)
• Only for the highest rollers: To walk off with the biggest ever prize in poker you'll need a cool $1million...and that's just for the buy-in
• Open champion Clarke completes year to remember by marrying in Bahamas
• 'I'm missing part of my body' Man recounts having his ear bitten off - and video of the nauseating attack goes viral
• Hart break for Wasps as back injury forces celebrated forward to retire
• Swiss magazine defends picture of Roma boy holding toy gun after complaints from gypsies that it's like 'Nazi propaganda'
• And for his next role... Johnny Depp plays lead guitar and rocks out on stage with Marilyn Manson at the Golden Gods Awards
• Baby 'beaten to death by mother and boyfriend'... after boy's father raised alarm over suspected abuse FIVE MONTHS earlier
• Eat like an Italian: Tomato, onion and anchovy tart
• 'It's like somebody lit you on fire': First pythons, giant rats, and crocodiles - and now poisonous CATERPILLARS are the scourge of Florida
• Woman 'punched stranger after he accidentally stepped on her treasured Louboutin stiletto'
• Desperate fight for survival: The orphaned orangutan who refused to die after being trapped in a jungle snare... and even tried to GNAW OFF his own hand to break free
• Could the UK get a new High Street bank? Consortium returns to gatecrash Co-op's bid to buy 632 Lloyds branches
• IAN HYLAND: The bald truth: Matt Lucas lacks shine
• Eat like an Italian: Pasta with chilli, bacon and tomato
• Hackers access Scotland Yard's anti-terror hotline and record conversations in major security breach
• 'He could have survived': Coroner hits out at FOUR doctors who sent toddler home THREE times before he died
• Eat like an Italian: Alpine pizza
• When Super Mario met Mona Lisa: Louvre introduces Nintendo consoles for visitors
• How a glass of red wine could PREVENT you from putting on weight
• JAMES MARTIN: It's every boy's fantasy car - but will a drive to Tesco in the Lamborghini Aventador live up to the dream?
• Psychiatrist retracts controversial study that claimed gay men and women can be turned heterosexual by therapy
• Just get over it! Stiles set to be removed from Dartmoor National Park after complaints about access for fat people
• Pay us for playing at Olympics! NBA ace Wade wants 2012 fee from USA
• The gyroscopic watch that defies gravity (and, at £154,000, defeats sanity too)
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection on April 12
• 'Pop singers don't eat': Lady Gaga's tweet sparks backlash from eating disorder campaign groups
• 'All I wanted to do at the White House was meet the President's cat': The world according to Elisha Cuthbert
• 'Invisible Man' Sarko lies about visiting the Fukushima power plant (just 2 years after he fibbed about witnessing the Berlin Wall come down)
• When the Queen went to war: Amazing pictures on QE2 as it sailed to the Falklands
• Blown out of the skies: Nasa plan to 'knock' space junk out of orbit using puffs of wind
• Battered Britain: How 19,000 women a year are forced from their homes by abusive partners
• Women and PETS first! There was a menagerie of animals aboard the Titanic - but their chances of survival depended entirely on their pedigree
• Comolli spent big at Liverpool... but have Carroll, Suarez and Co been a hit or miss?
• The thinking man's gorilla apes famous Auguste Rodin sculpture: Pensive simian, 15, cuts a striking resemblance to artist's well-known statue
• 'I don't have a back up plan': As the Mayoral election looms, is the writing on the wall for Boris Johnson?
• Russian jet to penetrate Britain's defences two decades after collapse of the Iron Curtain for world's largest air show
• Caption Competition: Ken has an early bout of hay fever...
• DYLAN JONES: I've been hounded out of my office
• Shell shares fall 4% amid fears that a mysterious oil sheen in Gulf of Mexico may echo Deepwater Horizon disaster
• Oosthuizen bids to bounce back from Masters woe with strong start at Malaysian Open
• Casey, Monty, Henman and Gullit still set to appear in Bahrain golf event despite unrest
• Pain and gain! Mark Wahlberg shows off results of Bob Marley tattoo he had removed... to deter his children
• 'Let’s build self-esteem!' Chemmy Alcott and Jane Fallon star in Dove's inspirational new campaign
• First comes love, then comes... carriage? Couples shun marriage as 1 in 4 children in U.S. born to unwed parents
• Footballflation: How the cost of watching your team is rising three-and-a-half times faster than inflation
• U.S. mother who sent adopted son, 7, back to his native Russia alone on plane faces demands to appear in Moscow court
• The Blue Peter scandal follows me everywhere: As his new TV show begins, Richard Bacon says he'll always be known as the man who was sacked
• Scotland Yard criticised for 'poor judgment' after John Yates sent CV of NotW exec's daughter for job in the Met
• Hundreds of UK Sony workers wait for news on jobs as new chief announces 10,000 staff cuts worldwide
• Bahrain Grand Prix: Sport and politics make for a bad mix
• Petra Ecclestone shares picture of her magical wedding day on Twitter... as she changes her surname to Stunt
• Going for gold: Road racer Armitstead targets Olympics glory on London's streets
• TripAdvisor links to Facebook to show reviews from your friends... and their friends too
• Lotus lose protest against Mercedes' controversial rear wing ahead of China race
• 'It's hard being an attractive businesswoman': The Apprentice' Laura Hogg is labelled the new Samantha Brick after bemoaning her appearance
• 'He's a little legend': Billie Piper and Laurence Fox name their new son Eugene Pip
• Hammer-wielding raider caught on CCTV smashing through security glass at betting shop is jailed for six years
• Clark Gable Jr's girlfriend, 41, found dead in their Malibu mansion
• Middletons get permission to expand £1.5million family home with annex
• Crazy paving? Cumbria trials techno-slabs that 'suck pollution' out of the air
• Boy, 6, nearly dies from brain bleed after hitting his head in the playground
• Pound surges to 19-month high against the euro as Spain fears reignite eurozone crisis
• Argentina's 'miracle baby': Video that proves little girl declared dead and put in freezing hospital morgue for 12 hours is very much alive and kicking
• Is the Chork the future of eating? East and West end their dinner-time conflict at last with the invention of the chopstick-fork
• Bolton flyer Eagles lands driving ban after speeding while using mobile phone
• Eight killed after driver ploughs into crowds in Japanese geisha district... But was it a murderous rampage or a tragic accident?
• Have the Tories forgotten they are supposed to be the party of defence?
• Four-year-old 'genius' accepted into Mensa with an IQ almost as high as physicist Stephen Hawking
• Punch suffers profits blow but remains upbeat on hopes of Jubilee and Olympic Games boost
• Don't be so nosy! British photographer gets close and personal to Africa's wild side (and some really know how to hog the limelight)
• Rocky horror: Terrified holidaymaker rescued by helicopter after Cornish tides trap her just 1ft from rising waves
• 50 things to do before you're 12: Junior 'bucket list' campaign launched to get children playing outdoors
• Coleen Rooney leads the fashion pack as Liverpool's finest flock to Aintree for first day of races
• Afghan refugee who said raping woman was part of 'cultural differences' is jailed for 14 years
• Liz rocks! Diamonds really were Elizabeth Taylor's best friend, as a new documentary on her passion for jewellery reveals
• JD Sports tallies up cost of rescuing broke retailer Blacks Leisure
• Strictly Baby Disco: Inside the highly competitive world of pre-teen dancing (where children collapse with exhaustion)
• Win a luxury break with the launch of Jeff, Who Lives At Home
• Will annual credit card statements help borrowers manage debt?
• Illegal immigrant who subjected mother to two-hour machete rape ordeal in front of her children and filmed it is jailed for 14 years
• Life's a beach! Tamara Ecclestone shows off her curves in a black bandeau bikini in order to 'tan the tan lines!'
• Like a mantis needs a bicycle? Incredible close up shot of a praying mantis in Borneo makes viewers double take
• Edinburgh launch double raid on Cardiff for Blues stars Rees and Yapp
• Me and my school photo: David Bellamy remembers lessons in air-raid shelters and finding his vocation
• Emma Watson morphs into a sleek Hollywood teen with a glossy posse in tow and Starbucks drink in hand... on the set of The Bling Ring
• Another broken border promise, as the Government abandons its pledge to deport all non-EU criminals
• The REAL Minority Report: LA cops using computers to predict crimes before they happen
• State department spends up to a week on junket in HAWAII for one-hour groundbreaking event (after spending $823,000 on conference in VEGAS)
• Mother left fuming after cinema bosses demand she buys 10-week-old son a ticket
• Thomson air steward hanged himself when his secret work as bogus travel agent was exposed
• Don't blow title now! Giggs issues rallying cry after United defeat at Wigan
• Still starstruck: Young Belgian's misery three years after she had 56 tattoos on her face
• The real stars in my life? My cats: Since he lost his girl, Sir Patrick Moore's pets have given him more joy than any human, as revealed in a new book
• 'Tortured, terrorised and abused': Shocking new video shows disabled boy strapped down and shocked 31 TIMES at school by his own laughing teachers for SEVEN hours
• Holding a gun 'makes you look like Rambo' in the eyes of others
• Only two weeks to go! Heavily pregnant Peaches Geldof enjoys a romantic lunch with fiancé Thomas Cohen
• Liverpool shake-up begins as under-fire transfer chief Comolli leaves Anfield... and now the chief doctor's gone too
• Only a quarter of savers will manage to fill their cash ISA - so start early to make the most of your tax-free pot
• Hanging on the taxman's telephone: Taxpayers 'could wait half an hour at a cost of £12' to get through to HMRC
• Are eBooks set to get cheaper? End of alleged 'price fixing' could have major impact on cost
• I had to convince my son that the same thing wouldn't happen to me, Van der Vaart relives Muamba's collapse in emotional interview
• Just another night down the pub... TOWIE's Lydia Bright leaves little to the imagination in sheer dress for evening at her local
• Chinese herbal remedy 'causes record high rate of urinary cancer in Taiwan'
• Inter Milan plan summer swoop for Man City defender Kolarov
• Huge blow for Lancaster's new England as Farrell rejects role to stay at Saracens
• Buy-to-let mini-boom tipped to continue, with new investors snapping up a quarter of properties
• 'Push here for Drama': How a quiet Belgian town was turned into a live action movie, complete with punch-ups, gunfights and kidnap... and a sexy biker in lingerie
• The grandmother who won't leave her beloved bungalow... even though it's falling into the sea and all her neighbours' homes have been demolished
• Are you sure you want to be back together! Chord Overstreet looks embarrassed as he's seen out with Emma Roberts
• Man 'tried to kill his elderly mother by duct taping her to a chair and cutting off her oxygen supply'
• A king-size move for the Victoria and Albert Museum's Great Bed of Ware
• We're not safe yet! Rodgers warns Swansea they must halt alarming slide
• Welcome to our new lizard overlords: New study suggests alien worlds could be full of super-intelligent dinosaurs
• Liverpool can silence Kenny's critics by sinking Everton at Wembley, insists Gerrard
• Traveller camp threatens to spoil anniversary celebration of world's fifth oldest golf club
• Stuck in a cage: Hamster swallows magnet from Spiderman toy and hangs from bars by its cheek for hours
• I love paperbacks but they do disintegrate; so save wall-space and get a Kindle
• ‘It’s the last card we have’: Israel renews calls for US to free ‘gravely ill’ Jonathan Pollard, jailed 27 years ago for passing secrets to ally
• Fit as a fiddle: Mugabe returns from Singapore deriding claims he was at death’s door with cancer as ‘hogwash’
• That was close: Astonishing CCTV shows car in near miss with speeding train
• Professor Snape saved my life: Anna Chancellor on the night she was struck down with meningitis – and how Alan Rickman came to the rescue...
• Making vegetables sexy! House star Lisa Edelstein poses nude on a bed of kale for new PETA campaign
• 'I'd go out to dinner and think, these people have all seen my...': Scarlett Johansson on leaked nude photos as she poses up (fully clothed) for Vogue
• Jermain Defoe is the best supporting boyfriend as Alexandra Burke launches her own lipgloss range
• Venus Palermo's living doll videos go global as she hits TEN MILLION mark on YouTube
• Arab investors in talks to buy a slice of Royal Bank of Scotland
• Syrian ceasefire lasts just six hours before civilian is shot dead and roadside bomb kills officer dashing hopes that regime would stop slaughter
• Mothercare to pull down shutters at 111 more stores as it strives to raise UK profits
• How could mum give me up? That’s the question this adopted girl had been asking for almost 40 years - until a tear-jerking TV show tracked down the answer
• I'm going for a joggle: College student to run Boston Marathon while juggling the ENTIRE 26.2miles course (and then he plans on breaking 50mile record)
• They DO even themselves out! Fergie rues ref mistakes after Manchester United suffer shock defeat at Wigan
• Disneyland saddled with 1.9 BILLION euro debt on 20th anniversary – despite it costing £51 per adult to enter
• 'My uterus skips a beat!' No wedding but it looks like broody Michelle Keegan is ready for a baby... as Max George spends time with his mother in LA
• Mini workers threaten to strike over being forced by BMW bosses to 'put up their hand to go to the toilet'
• Instacash: How Instagram's founders made a billion in 551 days from a student-dorm brainwave
• Guilt-ridden bride-to-be took her own life after she cheated on her fiancé at a wedding
• Meet Anelka... the boss! Former Chelsea ace in charge at Shanghai amid China crisis
• Former model shop worker 'battered and stabbed to death, then burned in a bin in plot by four people he knew to steal his CREDIT CARD'
• Ecclestone confident Bahrain GP will go ahead... as former Met police chief claims Gulf kingdom is safer than London!
• Gold set 'to hit $2,000' as investors seek safe haven amid renewed fears over eurozone crisis
• But which came first? 'Turkey-like' dinosaur is found surrounded by its eggs in Argentina
• Feeling deeply dippy? Ex-TOWIE star Maria Fowler shows off her lilac dip-dye locks
• Marriage doesn’t get tougher than this! MasterChef’s Gregg Wallace and his wife of 15 months reveal why she's had to leave him
• Fire chief arrested for 'setting fire to his wife's clothes and head-butting police officers'
• 'They think I'm just selling my body': BGT violinist Analiza Ching's father faces losing his job after naked pictures circulate in her native China shaming her family
• Could Iceland's volcanoes be the answer to the UK's energy needs that keeps bills down?
• Struggling Mothercare will close another 111 stores putting 370 jobs at risk
• Hamilton will struggle to hit heights in China after five-place grid penalty
• My haven: The Great British Menu judge and cookery legend, Prue Leith 72, relaxes in the kitchen of her 17th-century Cotswolds home
• Former Pussycat Dolls star Melody Thornton stands out at Women In Music event in a VERY see-through dress
• Rachel McAdams looks lovely in lace as she supports boyfriend Michael Sheen at a London screening of The Gospel Us of
• Skittled! Girl jilted online smashes lover's car into bowling alley where he works
• Elf 'n' safety bird brains! 25 firemen scrambled to rescue seagull from a pond refuse to wade in to 3ft of water because of regulations
• FTSE CLOSE: US stock surge pulls London out of red; Barclays and Lloyds up
• Adele tops the list of richest young British musicians as her fortune swells from £6m to £20m
• ALEX BRUMMER: The idea of entrusting our nuclear future to the firm that built Chernobyl suggests a staggering naivete
• Clegg happy to publish tax returns but coalition colleagues warn move could fuel 'envy'
• Hospitals sending patients home in the middle of the night to 'free up beds'
• The King and the Prince: Saturdays singer Mollie steps out in Royal blue as rumours emerge that she's dating Harry
• Muamba gives hospital staff giant cake to say thanks for saving his life
• Parents offer $10,000 reward in missing Sierra LaMar case
• Cameron signals retreat over controversial tax threat to charities after 90% warn plans would severely hit donations
• Boo is alive! World's cutest dog is NOT dead after Twitter hoax (he was just taking a nap)
• Naughty and nice! Charlize Theron strikes the perfect balance of tough and demure as she wears leather trousers and a pink jacket
• IMF warns Britain may need to raise retirement age faster to avoid a debt spiral
• Pictured: Little Mix's Jesy Nelson seen out for the first time with her new beau... Diversity dancer Jordan Banjo
• Row grows over Bob Diamond's pay package as Barclays admits it will pay his U.S. tax bill for good
• What the back pages say: United defeat throws title race open and Brad Jones reveals torment
• Facing the public: Ashley Judd puts puffy face controversy behind her as she makes appearance on TV show
• What better way to show it off! TOWIE's Lauren Pope displays her bigger cleavage in an itsy bitsy bikini as she hits the beach
• Adrenaline junkie conquers world's most extreme challenges... despite being paralysed from the neck down
• Juventus target Vidic and Torres in summer shake-up ahead of Champions League return
• 'A guy came into my salon and had a fit because he saw me!': But Amy Childs insists she's still 'just a girl from Brentwood'
• Well if it worked for The Monkees... One Direction's Liam and Louis copy the original '60s boyband as they hit the beach
• Defiant J-Lo rocks sexy bondage dress and 'Love' necklace on American Idol live show just hours after Marc Anthony files for divorce
• Inside North Korea’s missile bunker: The nerve centre straight out of 1970s Bond film that will launch long-range rocket as world holds its breath for launch 'within 48 hours'
• Chamakh offered Bordeaux return but Arsenal flop warned he'll have to take pay cut
• Pop goes the weasel! Rare glimpse of Britain's smallest carnivore on the hunt
• Watch out below! Vintage footage of window washers cleaning the Empire State building just years after it was built
• 'Run around naked!' Tallulah Willis on how mum Demi Moore taught her the power of a positive self image
• Expectant father Levi Johnston doesn't 'feel like a dad' to his son Tripp with Bristol Palin after not seeing him for four months
• 'I found him, but not the way I wanted': Tragedy as Boston College student discovered in reservoir two months after he disappeared
• Gibson's new 'tirade': Basic Instinct screenwriter claims Gibson dismissed the Holocaust, wanted to stab mother of his child and was happy John Lennon was gunned down
• 'She's never worked a day in her life': Ann Romney under fire as Democrat strategist says she should NOT advise her husband - because she's just a stay-at-home mom
• Earthquakes strike coasts of Oregon and California within minutes of each other
• Discovery of antibiotic-resistant bacteria in ancient cave could lead to cure for superbugs
• Miley Cyrus steps out in a sheer midriff-baring top over a neon bra for more exercise... just days after denying she was 'anorexic'
• 'You need a Joshua moment!' Louisiana's Ledet sets the standard as he brings the American Idol judges to their feet
• Teen sentenced to four years in prison after prank of covering stop sign with cling film and petroleum jelly results in death of two elderly sisters
• 'He had devil eyes': Florida serial killer who preyed on women for his abusive sexual fantasies set to die
• Back to her crowning glory: Vanessa Hudgens sports her usual long brunette tresses again after wearing a blonde wig for Spring Breakers
• Barney Frank attacks 'stupid' Allen West for claiming 80 House democrats are communists
• How Iceland's volcanoes could power our homes... and keep bills down
• 'He thought he had gotten away with murder': DNA match links Indiana inmate to murder and rape of mother in eastern Arkansas 12 years ago
• The Black Widow's metamorphosis: Scarlett Johansson swaps her catsuit for a tight little black dress at The Avengers premiere
• Reporter causes MISTRIAL in murder case by tweeting photos of juror - after judge warned against it
• Done with Rob Kardashian? Roc Nation singer Rita Ora rides a rollercoaster solo and happy in Brooklyn
• Channel 4 forced to ditch 'I'm Spazticus' TV show stunt after fooling art students into thinking 'blind' man had molested nude model
• Jon Lovitz takes on anti semetic 'mean girls' who bullied Jewish family friends and left dog feces at their home
• How very daring! Rita Rusic, 51, hits the beach in a lace trimmed neon bikini that could pass for sexy lingerie
• Such a natural beauty! Make-up free and tired after a long flight and Jessica Biel is still stunning and radiant
• No going back: Marc Anthony files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez citing 'irreconcilable differences' following lengthy separation
• All trench coat and no knickers? Rihanna raises eyebrows as she steps out in a trench... and little else
• Sea too dirty to swim in after heavy rain, admits water chief (whose company pumped sewage there 42 times last year)
• Watch out, North Korea! Obama and Biden step up in arms race... with Super Soakers
• Asteroid that hit Earth 65million years ago killing dinosaurs blasted life-bearing Earth rocks to Jupiter, Saturn and even other stars
• On call 24/7: How parents spend 25 days a year ferrying their children around
• Who needs Courteney Cox? Bruce Springsteen goes Dancing in the Dark with his mother and niece after plucking them up out of the crowd at concert
• Treating herself: New mother Hilary Duff picks up some chicken fast food after daily post-pregnancy workout
• Red-hot! The Hills star Stephanie Pratt celebrates her birthday in Hawaii and shows off her sensational figure in a scarlet swimsuit
• Ivory trade surge claims lives of 2,500 elephants despite practice being banned two decades ago
• Looking to join the Ministry of Silly Walks: Al Pacino appears to channel Monty Python routine for co-star Christopher Walken
• Pay cut for the new BBC chief with salary of £500k and no right to bonus or pension top-up
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Are BBC Newsnight hacks preparing to embarrass their better-paid star colleagues?
• Twilight for adults: Johnny Depp tries to ditch his sex symbol status as new images are revealed of his sinister Dark Shadows make-over
• Artist recreates 15th century portraits in aeroplane lavatory (with only toilet paper at her disposal)
• Beach boys? More like Silver Surfers: Reunited sixties boyband sing U.S. national anthem for Dodgers match
• A spoonful of spite: New film set to reveal truth about Mary Poppins' creator... she was a vile woman and abusive mother
• Mac on the extradition of Abu Hamza...
• Over-the-counter insect bite remedies are just not worth buying , say experts
• How job recruiters see your resume with eye-tracking technology
• The 'war on women': Romney and Obama begin bitter battle for female support
• Pension warning as Britain told to act now or see £750 BILLION added to national debt
• Miley Cyrus shares more than a lollipop with hunky co-star and fights with onscreen mom Demi Moore in the new LOL trailer
• Never thought of the M25 as pretty before? A new image from outer space shows the infamous motorway in a whole new light