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• FIRST LOOK: Al Pacino, 71, and Christopher Walken, 69, play ageing criminals enjoying one last hurrah in Stand Up Guys
• Fightback against the daft 'elf and safety rules as myth busting panels brought in
• J-Lo won't be getting a buzz from this! Casper Smart seen as a breakdancing bee in embarrassing video from his past
• The honey trap: How the demise of Britain's bees could cost us £1.8billion a year
• Now here's a tail to tell the folks back home! Tourists given opportunity to walk rare lions... while holding their tails
• Bolton midfielder Muamba will have pacemaker fitted before he leaves hospital
• King tries to rally the troops to arrest sinking Spurs' shocking drop in form
• 'I fell in love with him': Rihanna reveals her unlikely crush on Liam Neeson... and she's also got the hots for Alexander Skarsgard
• Make mine a double: How an alcoholic drink or two can sharpen up your mind
• 'Argumentative' Pakistan foreign minister may have face the axe
• What a steal! Computer glitch sells gas at $1 a gallon in Texas before store employees caught on
• Not bad for 44! Beach mum-of-three Julia Roberts shows off her fantastic figure as she frolics in sea with her family
• Ewood Park match zone: Hillsborough remembered in the FA Cup
• He's alive...and sweaty! Usher refutes death hoax rumours by tweeting shirtless photo
• Where's Holly? The Voice host's vanishing act as she pockets six-figure sum for less than four minutes on screen
• Saeed rides on Pakistani parties' support to scoff at US bounty
• Only 40% of border scandal foreign criminals have been deported in the last six years
• Well that's one way to end the London bias on BBC Breakfast! Now the show is dominated by the North-West
• It's a boy! Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo and wife Candice welcome baby Hawkins Crawford
• One enjoyed privilege, the other hardship... The sisters raised 30 miles apart but in cruelly different worlds
• Mac on Britain's aid to China...
• Best Buy CEO abruptly steps down amid investigation into his 'personal misconduct'
• Great green myth, or how an eco home can end up costing you thousands
• Mosque in gay-hate row opens a new fee-paying school where pupils will memorise the Koran and speak Arabic
• West Brom signal intent to poach injured Naismith and McGregor from Rangers
• RANJIT B RAI: China's game is for real
• Give it back, George! 800 furious charities say Osborne's budget will lose them millions as wealthy donors are branded tax dodgers
• Revealed after 23 seasons: The REAL Springfield as Matt Groening names town that inspired The Simpsons' home
• Gaddafi torture victim tells Tony Blair and Jack Straw to admit kidnap truth
• 'I'll do it standing on my head': Farmer's killer taunts victim's 93-year-old mother over 11-year sentence for killing of 'honourable, hard-working farmer'
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: If only we could be rid of Strasbourg, too
• Celtic eye Sunderland misfit Gordon should they fail to land Forster on permanent deal
• Gabriel Aubry looks delighted as he spends time with daughter Nahla amid bitter custody battle
• The honeymoon period is obviously not over! Kate Moss snuggles up to husband Jamie Hince on romantic stroll
• The baby cocoon: Seat will wrap child in bubble if car crashes protecting infants from fire and dialling 999
• She's in on the joke: Hillary Clinton meets with the creators of internet meme that plays on her tough-girl image
• Graham Poll: Jones' shove on Yakubu didn't warrant a red card
• BOLLYWOOD DIARY: Ajay calls the shots on the Son of Sardar film set
• Wife's agony as husband dies during 'safe' procedure to donate liver to brother-in-law who passed away less than a year later
• WHIPLASH: My name is Khan and I AM RAMPUR
• It's a dog's life: Owner of George, the seven foot Great Dane, lifts the lid on life with the world's largest dog
• How Rooney kick-started United's title bid and why he should be Footballer of the Year
• Mac on... Britain's millions in aid to China to help them plant trees
• The brave agent who exposed Hamza only to be betrayed by MI5
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Army chief, MoD must not speak in different voices
• Made in England: How home talent got Canaries singing
• Yvonne Keating runs errands as she gets back to normality after announcing split from husband Ronan
• Liverpool's keeper crisis deepens as Doni's red card leaves No 3 Jones set for Wembley
• Look Who's Talking! As Reese Witherspoon keeps mum about pregnancy... her bump says it all
• Author claims signed book she gave Nigella Lawson as a gift ends up for sale on eBay
• Airing her laundry in public: Pregnant Vanessa Minnillo shows off her domestic skills for eco-friendly campaign
• TOWIE's Chloe Sims wears tight pink tracksuit to display results of £4,500 butt lift... but you may struggle to spot the difference
• The boys from Ipanema: Marc Jacobs and porn star beau Harry Louis enjoy a very amorous day at the beach
• Celebrities and sports icons game for a Bolly football club
• Car chase dramatically ends in reflecting pool near US Capitol
• Shamed former sheriff's name yanked from jailhouse after he is incarcerated in it for meth-for-sex plea
• Redknapp's seeking run-in revival as Spurs look to bounce back from slump
• NRAI denies involvement in any arms nexus to hoard ammunition
• John Hughes' suburban Chicago home on the market for $5.89million
• Good old Balaji rocks Bangalore and Scalps four wickets to give Kolkata first win
• Arsenal close in on Dempsey as scouts say £10m Fulham man will be smash hit in north London
• Like mother like daughters: Sarah Jessica Parker and twin girls look fashionable in matching grey cardigans
• Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina 'set to appear in own reality show which will feature her controversial relationship with Nick Gordon'
• Graceless: Rick Santorum drops out but fails even to mention Mitt Romney
• Attorneys for George Zimmerman DROP Trayvon's killer after they 'lost contact' with him - and say he has LEFT Florida
• The zombie survival 'Google Map' that will help you find food and guns after the undead apocalypse
• London shares rally after slump in trade that saw value of British business plunge to 2012 low
• Dave the dilettante: A damning verdict on the shallowness of the PM by Britain's leading political analyst
• Kotla gets certificate to hold IPL matches ahead of their first Premier League match
• Mumbai Indians aim to topple Royals after addressing their batting concerns
• Give it back, George! 800 furious charities say Osborne's budget will lose them millions as wealthy donors are branded tax dodgers
• Duff justice: Balotelli's horror tackle goes unpunished but Derry's ban stands
• Chennai run out of ideas vs Daredevils after making a mess of their innings
• Still living life in the fast lane! Jersey Shore’s The Situation heads to the gym in flashy Lamborghini after checking out of rehab
• But I’m a good looking bloke! Ex-Army officer’s alleged words to woman he is accused of raping
• 'It'll have to be really bling': Tamara Ecclestone wants a wedding to rival sister Petra's £12m nuptials
• The dogs on death row in paradise: One English woman's battle to take on a holiday island which cruelly kills thousands of pet dogs a year
• What a win! Nine-year-old boy who built cardboard arcade given REAL arcade worth thousands after video went viral
• The Tory donor, his dating agency wife and a bitter feud over claims he harassed her
• 'She sings so good live!' Jessie J gets the ultimate seal of approval after Katy Perry tweets praise for the singer
• Proud to be a Reject! Baby-faced basketballer Brad Pitt before he was famous
• As they threaten (yet again) to strike, a lyrical reminder of how great teachers can REALLY transform lives
• Cutting gluten won't help you drop pounds - and could even cause weight GAIN: Experts' backlash over Miley Cyrus's endorsement of restrictive diet
• The Good Life: Steamy Salsa and Tango Mania
• Put away the road map, lads: Scientists present new proof that women can climax through intercourse alone
• Watch out, boys! Fitness model Jennifer Nicole Lee muscles in on the action on Pain and Gain set
• A dress for the indecisive: LeAnn Rimes mixes mini and maxi cuts in asymmetric snake print frock
• King Arfa crowned Tyne hero: Pardew faith in Hatem pays off
• MUMBAI MATTERS: Mr Clean on top as rivals get CAGed
• Who'll Mitt go for Nikki or Bobby? Both were named on a list of 10 possible running mates
• Dehli's child protection service must wait for new chief
• Martin Samuel: Who could do better than Mancini? Only Jose the clincher or Pep the builder
• Unholy Water: Parents sue church after their toddler son drowns in baptismal pool
• 'I don't think I did anything wrong': Teacher fired for helping students with Trayvon Martin fundraising drive
• Entrance cut-offs revealed in advance of results for the first time in 50 years
• Champion Roberts left out of Paralympic swim squad
• From the Caveman Diet to the caveman workout: Could Paleo-fitness get you into the best shape of your life?
• 'Ailing' Amitabh Bachchan's Tweets over CT scan trigger fan frenzy and fears for his health
• Note to PM... you're supposed to be promoting British business: Cameron flies into Tokyo on an Angolan plane
• UK expats face ruin in Spain and France after being duped by bogus financial advisers
• Teacher turned child pornographer replaces Bin Laden on the FBI Most Wanted list
• Not the kind of record breaking she's used to! Madonna's MDNA looks set for biggest second week sales drop in history
• How dare a foreign court tell us what to do?
• Pregnant in heels! Snooki tweets a snap of her outrageous footwear
• 'I don't have a girlfriend...there's no room': Hoarding trust fund son of famed Hollywood couple stores his junk on the street after filling his Manhattan pad
• Premiership clubs wary over plan to raise salary cap after Euro failure
• Watch out! Astonishing video of California man so distracted by sending a text he walks into a BEAR
• Seal files response to Heidi Klum's divorce papers as the pair begin to hash out a custody agreement
• Driver 'fired his rifle at another motorist as he was being reported for reckless driving'
• EXCLUSIVE: When United pulled clear of City I wanted to cry... Richards reveals torment
• Shah Rukh Khan is to slip into legendary hockey player Dhyan Chand's shoes for major biopic
• Saturday deadline in place for Bahrain as F1 teams plan showdown talks with Ecclestone
• And she's off again! Nadine Coyle jets out of London after secret meeting with estranged Girls Aloud bandmates
• Court battle: Lieutenant General Tejender Singh denies General's graft charges
• Junior choice: Young Scudamore trying to follow in grandad's footsteps
• 'She burnt our child with a cigarette': The war between Melissa Etheridge and ex rages on amidst new shock claims
• All the top tips and best bets for Wednesday, April 11
• Former CM Yeddyruppa is ready to wait for Supreme Court verdict on scam
• Just another face in the wall! Russian street artist's ingenious use of buildings as his canvas
• Meet the OTHER new Instagram millionaires - including the freelance designer who joined less than three weeks ago
• Olympics 'bigger than Grand Slams': Murray ranks gold medal as his No 1 priority
• Milczarek free to return to racing after successfully appealing two-year ban
• Azam sees red over Bukhari's rising clout in Samajwadi Party
• Metro sets out on 'going places' in Noida
• Boy, 6, killed while helping his father with a wood chipper after a branch pulled him in
• Fishing for a new style: Emily Blunt stuns as she sports bizarre back-to-front cropped jacket and matching dress at film premiere
• Like father, like son: Baby Bob Irwin feeds the alligators in late daddy Steve’s animal park aged just EIGHT
• NEWS IN BRIEF: Kalam releases IGI Airport study
• Pain in Spain may turn into a nightmare
• Mamata manages to squeeze out extra funds from the Centre for West Bengal
• Water bills are up by 11 per cent - despite the ban on hosepipes
• Right, Spring's here, time for a diet! Prairie dogs soak up the sun in Arizona
• Closure for Modi: Shot in the arm for Gujarat chief minister's national aspirations
• They DIDN'T escape to victory: New film tells story of notorious 1942 'Death Match' when Nazis slaughtered Ukrainian football team who beat them
• Pensioners who saved diligently for years to see payout income slashed by up to 60%
• Big and beautiful! Kaela Humphries keeps up with former sister-in-law Kim Kardashian... with debut fashion shoot as a plus-size model
• We're just mad for mackerel: How the oily fish is returning to the breakfast tables of the health-conscious
• Top new Isa deals for the start of the tax year - but beware the bonus traps
• Nadal and Djokovic set for Bernabeu charity challenge
• The 'gastric balloon' health tourists: How obese Americans are travelling to Canada for new weight-loss surgery not approved in the U.S.
• Portsmouth 0 Millwall 1: Classy Kane the Lions hero but outlook bleak for Pompey
• Insurers leave care home residents at risk of theft
• Sanitiser red alert: Overusing handwash could lead to a resistance to drugs
• Surprise! Janitor discovers 'shake and bake' meth lab in Walmart bathroom
• BT blames customers for faults - and fines them £130
• Brighton 0 Reading 1: Harte helps Royals go joint top after fourth straight win
• 'Choose which one of your children will die': The chilling email sent to Tory MP Louise Mensch by internet troll
• Thousands denied compensation for mis-sold energy bills with no payout for victims of doorstep salesmen
• Blackburn 2 Liverpool 3: Carroll caps the mayhem as Reds flop nods last-gasp winner
• We're halfway there: Bradford hit £500k mark as cash-strapped club fight for future
• Rick Santorum pulls out of presidential race - and makes NO mention of rival Romney in his farewell speech
• Shrinking talent pool hits Sonia Gandhi's makeover blueprint
• They won't let customers use them, but banks still write cheques to each other
• 'I've cried every day': Peter Andre opens up about his brother's cancer battle... but is determined he'll survive
• We’re right behind you! P-p-p-porpoises try to make friends with rather unimpressed penguin
• Hamstrung Rodwell seeks specialist help as Everton send midfielder to Muller-Wolfhart
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: The action from around the grounds as it happened
• 'I'm a FTM with DD and currently NAK': How excessive acronyms have made mommy message boards unintelligible
• Katie Price to the rescue! Model rushes to aid of her PA after she crashes in a ditch near her home in West Sussex
• Wife of ousted Chinese party official faces death penalty if convicted of British expat's murder after being named chief suspect
• Electric boogaloo! Glee's Matthew Morrison shows off his dance moves as he reveals that he used to be in a breakdancing gang
• 'Leave California or die': Octomom Nadya Suleman's car smashed up by vandals who leave death threat
• Problematic stars like Balotelli need strong leadership, says Hodgson
• Dita Von Teese's search for her dog Eva ends in tragedy as her pet pooch dies
• India star Yuvraj Singh pleased to be back home after cancer treatment
• Why country life costs you £264 more a week than a city dweller
• First picture of bin murder victim who is named as officers probe if body was wheeled through city centre
• Savers may have to put more aside for retirement as official outlook for investments is slashed
• 'It was like a doggie concentration camp': Fake vet 'operated on animals, had them staying in feces-covered cages and killed a kitten during routine procedure'
• ASK TONY: Did a car hire firm doctor my documents?
• Culinary Cape Town: Food, wine and a bright future in South Africa's coastal city
• Police officer warned he could face murder charge over shooting of unarmed man in village car park
• MI6, the CIA, and the shadowy operations prosecuted in the name of security
• Aires and graces: Wine, wow factor and very few war stories in awesome Argentina
• Former Newcastle chief Fletcher hospitalised with lung cancer
• Huge sphere of solar panels in space could turn humanity into a galactic superpower in 25 years (but we just have to blow up Venus and Mercury first)
• Schoolgirl tells of horror at police for using taser on pet dog and shooting it dead after it 'nipped' two people
• JAMES CONEY: Promises that don't add up in pension proposal
• Exclusive Florida beach town furious after vacant mansion turned into drug and alcohol rehabilitation clinic
• MARKET REPORT: Sellers rush to escape Blinkx
• Russian nuclear giant that built Chernobyl confirms interest in erecting generators in Britain
• Directors of Scottish confectionary firm Lees Foods plan £6m management buyout
• ALEX BRUMMER: Facebook lavishing $1bn on picture-sharing application Instagram is astonishing deal
• Apple breaks through $600bn mark in terms of its market value – a feat only ever matched by Microsoft
• 'Nothing is more important to me than family': Clint Eastwood's wife Dina opens up in sneak peek of new reality show
• CITY FOCUS: New financial rules being drawn up to curb reckless risk-taking create fury on Wall St
• Thomas Cook to be granted two-year stay of execution after thrashing out £1.2bn rescue deal with banks
• G4S chief executive Nick Buckles is rewarded with £5.3m
• Eurozone crisis reignited as Spanish borrowing costs swing violently higher
• ABI flashes yellow card at Barclays over controversial tax payment to chief executive Bob Diamond
• Moby Dick (brought to you by Cap'n Birdseye): Yahoo mulls plan to put ADVERTS in eBooks
• It's a miracle! Firefighters rescue autistic boy stuck in the chimney of his home
• The mislabelled nail polish brands that contain 'toxic trio' of ingredients linked to birth defects
• Wolves v ARSENAL: Suspended Koscielny out of Molineux trip
• Beckham and MLS set to stage world's first-ever 'smart soccer match'
• Olympic torch: Flat-pack giant Ikea lights the way with 40m high tower in 26-acre suburb near London's 2012 park
• Oh Imogen... did you really have to bend over in those sheer leggings? Miss Thomas sure knows how to get her face (or derriere) noticed
• A bridge too far: Villagers' fury as they are forced to make 14-mile round-trip to collect post because of row over unsafe route
• 'It was beautiful': Blushing bride Ricki Lake shares wedding picture after secret ceremony
• Let off! FA admit they are powerless to charge Balotelli over tackle on Song as Man City bad boy dodges nine-game ban
• Ivanovic set for three-game ban as FA charge Chelsea defender for punching Maloney
• 'We're not engaged any more': Max George and Michelle Keegan call off their wedding... but they are still together
• The girl with the conservative new look! Rooney Mara is unrecognisable with long hair extensions for latest film role
• Ryder Cup captain Olazabal pictured in police mugshot after speeding away from Masters
• People decide whether to get married based on how long they think they will live, claims study
• Should I buy pet insurance via a comparison website, like I do my car and home cover?
• 'The pain and suffering caused by Fidel Castro cannot be minimized': Florida Marlins suspend their manager for praising retired Cuban leader
• When high tea is highway robbery: Hotels charging up to £85 for champagne and scones
• Is a designer gym kit the new 'It' bag? How trend-led sportswear is changing the way we dress to work out
• Frozen in time: World's best preserved baby mammoth goes on sub-zero display... and packs trunk for trip around Asia
• Braveheart Murray eyeing Wimbledon and Olympics double
• Dumbstruck diplomats: Just 48 of out 1,900 envoys are proficient in the language of their hosts
• The Silent One: Mourinho misses 43rd press conference as Madrid boss amid slump
• Our fans should be proud to finish second, claims Mancini as title dream slips away
• Pictured: Dramatic moment sick passenger has to be airlifted from Titanic memorial cruise
• Prince William mourns death of flying tutor killed in motorbike accident
• Introducing ‘gummy bear’ breast implants: How the sweet treat inspired newest advance in cosmetic surgery
• The 80s movie icon, rapper, hand model and porn star who are now New York City real estate agents
• 'Potential turning point' in UK economic activity, says OECD
• Man severely injured after mattress and bed frame fly off truck and hit his head as he walked along street
• Hotrods and even hotter chicks: America's most amazing motors take over Vegas for annual Rockabilly car show
• Devil worshiping male escort, 18, 'stabbed sugar daddy to death and then wiped his blood over his arms'
• Boy, 3, is fighting fit after he is kept alive a record 251 days with artificial heart
• 'Oi you two at the back!': Teachers caught canoodling at union conference
• Want to sit out the Apocalypse in style? Bad luck - all the $2 million luxury apartments in Kansas's 'Doomsday-proof' block have sold
• Could cold remedies make you a drug driver? Motorists warned they may face prosecution if driving while impaired by over-the-counter remedies
• A million miles from Earth: Nasa puts finishing touches to 'Hubble Plus' telescope - including a 'cosmic Sky HD box' to record light from the dawn of time
• Spanish King's grandson, 13, shoots himself in foot in tragic reminder of day 56 years ago that Juan Carlos shot dead his own brother
• Boy, 13, 'beaten, whipped and forced to dig his own grave as punishment on orders of the family pastor'
• Villa can be party-poopers at Old Trafford title bash, McLeish warns mentor Fergie
• 'It was the most interesting love scene': Penelope Cruz recounts getting topless with Meryl Streep as she shows off her hourglass shape in exquisite shoot
• Victoria Cross medal given to WWI Corporal and worn by actor David Niven expected to fetch £130,000
• That'll show her: Man who sold everything on eBay after wife left him buys own Caribbean island AND finds new love again
• 'Suicidal' police officer leads high-speed chase before shooting himself in the head
• 'I am retiring - this uterus is closing shop': Super surrogate gives birth to 15th baby... but family are convinced it won't be her last
• Derry banned for one game after FA uphold red card for foul on Young
• 'Fashion should be stylish and fun': Twiggy unveils debut collection for Marks and Spencer
• Bludgeoned to death in front of her toddler: Mother, 24, so badly beaten she could only be identified by her tattoos
• Five 'naked, hazed college students found shivering in a basement, bound in duct tape and covered in condiments
• Dior's newest darling Mila Kunis strikes a pose in pink for latest handbag campaign
• Police manhunt for bandits in burqas who made off with cash from banks
• Murderer who crashed on his way to dump the body of his cancer-sufferer lover tried to strangle his estranged wife 22 years earlier
• Baby girl who was diagnosed with cancer at just 15 weeks... and has had four rounds of chemo before she was seven months old
• Refs' chief says sorry to Wigan boss Martinez over 'offside' goals in defeat at Chelsea
• Now teachers call for strike over scrapping of long summer break, saying that six week holiday is 'essential'
• I'm a marked man! Guinness Rishi already holds record for most flags tattooed on his body... and his wife says she'll leave him if he gets any more
• Tom Hanks lands role as Walt Disney in film about the making of Mary Poppins
• Preserved: Luxury hotel owned by Titanic's most famous and wealthy victim hasn't changed since day the ship sank 100 years ago
• Revenge is Tweet! Michelle Mone posts bikini photo on Twitter as she escapes to Dubai after discovering husband's affair
• A Glee-ful tribute: Heather Morris slips into a metallic dress to channel her inner Whitney Houston as gang dedicate show to late singer
• 'Not your typical pageant girl': Meet the beauty queen who leads double life as a competitive boxer
• Going Viral: Mitt Romney's first foray into political campaigning...
• Solar flair? Chinese solar-powered car can hit dizzying speeds of 25mph (weather permitting) - but then it did cost just £2
• Wasps face administration threat after Adams Park takeover talks collapse
• Surrender that style! Brooklyn Decker's fashion sense is MIA as she dons garish gown for Battleship premiere in Sydney
• Hillsborough charity refuse £1k Davies donation as backlash against comedian's rant rages
• England bowler Broad ruled out of IPL with calf injury and won't return until May
• United director Maurice Watkins named interim Rugby Football League chairman
• 18 certificates on pop videos? When it comes to tackling child sexualisation, every little helps
• Does long-lost photo solve mystery of why playboy drowned on Titanic? Millionaire 'wouldn't leave mixed-race valet who would have been denied place on lifeboat'
• British car industry wins 'big vote' of confidence after Nissan announces plans to invest £127m and create more than 1,000 new jobs at UK plant
• Newcastle can do the extraordinary and nick a Champions League spot, insists Cisse
• Man rents gun at firing range and kills himself in second incident at same gallery in two years
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection for April 10
• Boy, five, brings 50 packets of heroin to school for show and tell
• Girl, five, left with horrific scar after neighbour's dog bit her face as she played in the garden
• Jobless junk food fan who had £8,000 gastric sleeve on NHS now wants taxpayer to fund £15,000 for gastric bypass
• 'Attention European little monsters': Lady Gaga announces European dates for Born This Way Ball tour
• WIGAN v Man United: Moses fit after Chelsea knock but Rodallega to miss out
• 'Breast is best' campaigners launch new petition to ban hospitals from giving free baby formula to new mothers
• 'There's no way he's invited': Danielle Brown desperate for sister Mel B to be at her wedding - but without husband Stephen
• WOLVES v Arsenal: No fresh injury worries for Connor ahead of Gunners clash
• How contents of our fridges have changed over 20 years swapping lard and dripping for mineral water and olives
• 'Let me just wave to all my fans': Rachel Zoe's baby boy Skyler makes cute gestures as he's treated to another shopping trip
• Hey Nude! Naked album photos of John Lennon and Yoko Ono to be sold at auction after they are discovered in a loft
• Dust yourselves down and regroup for final Champions League push, Defoe tells Spurs
• Flybe says airline market is 'challenging' but recent trading is meeting hopes
• Catwalk queen Naomi Campbell still reigns as she shows off incredible figure in a bikini after beach outing with Vladislav Doronin
• SMALL CAPS FOCUS: Serbia-focused Orogen Gold shines
• Who's your new style icon Amy… Cheryl Cole? Ms Childs channels Chewbacca with over-volumised hairdo
• Ex-wife charged with murdering her husband six months ago in what she had claimed was a dramatic robbery
• Stunning teenager had been on the run for nine months when she plunged from 17th storey tower block to avoid arrest during raid
• Water meters for all: Why we should all be forced to pay for what we use
• African Queen sails again: Steamboat which starred alongside Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn in classic 1951 film back in the water
• Look, no lens! Photographer takes 'impossible' self-portrait in mirror - where you can't see the camera
• Louder! Brasher! Richer! Welcome to the new Olympic spirit
• 'Man caught with child porn stash says he started looking at the sickening images after being inspired by America's Most Wanted'
• Bride 'tricked fiancé into marrying her by telling him she was dying of cancer... then duped family and friends into paying for lavish reception and Caribbean honeymoon'
• Maryland lottery winners revealed: Two public school teachers and an administrator each scoop $35 million (and there's not a McDonald's worker among them)
• Sneer at the super-rich's 10%? We must be mad
• Fears for UK property market as 300,000 with interest-only mortgages struggle to meet repayments
• 'Gentlemen, you were conceived on a night like tonight': Budweiser advert banned for linking alcohol with sexual prowess
• Not so plain sailing: Titanic memorial cruise hit by gales and 30ft waves as it crosses the Irish Sea
• Lescott hopes old Everton pals can beat United and keep City in the title race
• Meet Elijah the pit bull who survived four days in the woods after being shot TWICE and left for dead
• A glimpse of common sense from Strasbourg as this hook-handed preacher of hate is sent packing
• Blanking out: How stress can shut down the command centre in the brain
• Manicures by day, martial arts by night: Beautician becomes world Champion kick boxer...but she'll never give up being 'girly'
• Bullying doesn't just hurt your feelings - it can actually damage your immune system, say researchers
• Goodbye to The Hangover: New Las Vegas drive-by bus service claims to cure you of that sickly morning after in just 45 minutes
• Abu Hamza extradition: The UK must assert its sovereignty on human rights
• 150 not out: Sportsmail celebrates Lampard's top five Premier League goals
• 'I am a better manager than she is a singer': Louis Walsh hits back at Cheryl Cole's claims of bad management
• If this alarm clock won't wake you, you're probably dead: It has no snooze button, can't be unplugged - and you have to punch in a PIN code to shut it up
• Caption Competition: Something in your teeth Dave?
• At least 150,000 North Koreans are 'trapped forever in giant forced labour camp' (which the country refuses to admit exists)
• Mother of 12-year-old who died playing 'choking game' slams YouTube for allowing its users to post guides to deadly practice
• SPOILER ALERT: Neighbours features first ever gay kiss in 27 years as James Mason and Bob Morley lock lips during party scene
• Should we stock up? First pictures of soldiers being trained to operate petrol tankers spark fear of fuel strike
• Pensioner, 87, handed ASBO banning her from playing Glenn Miller and Frank Sinatra songs too loudly
• Northern Exposure: Ben Arfa's dream goal makes European football even more of a reality for Newcastle
• Deal that goes up in price the more you buy. How can Subway offer this bogus discount voucher?
• 'Would I be a judge? Would I hell': Paul Weller is no fan of The X Factor or Simon Cowell
• Captain tot: Eight-year-old explorer becomes youngest person to reach the North Pole
• Connor denies skipper Johnson was dropped over bust-up with Hennessey
• Coalition rift as PM condemns Clegg's opposition in secret justice row
• Eastern European hackers hijack details of 780,000 medicaid users in Utah
• New kid on the block: Meet Cocoa the goat, who just loves her life in the Big Apple
• Woman burglar with 207 convictions is finally jailed... but she laughs at two-year sentence and shouts: 'Cushty'
• 'Rihanna and Chris Brown are soul mates', her brother Rorrey Fenty reveals as he confirms she DID date Drake
• King of Queen's Murray confirms defence bid as British No 1 eyes grass treble
• Nuts about huts: TV celebrities reveal their affections for 'trusty' garden sheds
• Physiotherapists not allowed to touch patients in 'barmy' NHS initiative
• Mortgage timebomb threatens 320,000: They face homelessness over risky interest-only loans
• City mull humbling guard of honour should United wrap up title ahead of Etihad clash
• Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik will tell his trial he regrets 'he didn't go further' as new report declares him sane
• 'Kylie Minogue gave Dannii the courage to leave': TV judge turned to sister for advice ahead of Kris Smith split
• 'He grabbed onto a dream': Olympic gold medalist diver Mark Lenzi dies suddenly aged 43
• ‘Feeding up a bony stray cat saved me from anorexia’: Woman who weighed the same as a 12-year-old reveals how she beat her eating disorder
• Wimbledon appoint ex-Davis Cup player Lewis as new chief executive
• World's ten most expensive petrol hotspots revealed: Norway tops the charts – but where is Britain in the top ten?
• Sony plunges to $6.4BN annual loss as Samsung and Apple eat into its businesses - giant cuts 10,000 jobs worldwide
• 'He always had a smile on his face': Family's shock as 'happy' newlywed husband, 43, shoots dead wife, 40, in murder suicide
• Stock market slumps 2.2% to 2012 low as spiralling borrowing costs for Spain and Italy reignite eurozone crisis
• Gardener, 67, suffocates to death after being crushed by rear wheel of tractor
• Gers director Ellis to take legal action against Whyte over 'promised' shares row
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• Inflation hits low income households harder while families with £70k-plus incomes feel less pain
• Hard to believe, but this was taken at NIGHT: Stunning 'Moonbow' captured over Victoria Falls
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• 'It hurts a great, great deal': Tears for brave colleagues as two firefighters die in giant warehouse blaze
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• The Top Spin: Chastened, not disheartened - why England can afford a smile again
• Jesus Christ the Superstar Salesman: Fury as ITV talent show plans to plug coffee machine on screen
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• 'I'm finally learning to love my sexy size 12-14 curves,' says Tricia Penrose as she poses nude
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• FIVE OF THE BEST: Cash ISAs to transfer your savings into for a new tax year rate boost
• Curves to rival Kim Kardashian! Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada slips into revealing bikini that resembles underwear
• Keep it neat if you want a tidy profit: Time to move on? A spruce-up in the garden will bring in the buyers
• Olsson casts doubt on West Brom future by delaying contract talks until after Euros
• The new imperialism. How Brussels bullies Budapest for not conforming to ‘European values’
• 'I'm trying not to lose any more' Katherine Jenkins shows off her slimmed-down figure as she loses over 1 1/2st on Dancing With The Stars
• MANCHESTER CITY v West Bromwich Albion: Balotelli begins ban
• TOWIE's Chloe Sims shows off the results of her £4,500 butt lift... after going under the knife to get rid of her 'flat granny bum'
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• VIDEO: No horsing around for Ipswich as Tractor Boys show off new kit at the farm
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• Australian hells’ angel sentenced to 30 years for killing brother of rival gang at Sydney airport
• We transformed our £265,000 bungalow into a £1m modern masterpiece
• QPR v SWANSEA: Graham and Sinclair set for Swans return
• Christmas comes early for tech lawyers: Microsoft spends $1BN on 800 AOL patents - ANOTHER round of legal battles incoming?
• Hillsborough tributes planned for Merseyside derby FA Cup semi-final
• Mississippi has highest birth rate among teens in the U.S. - but rates fall for third straight year
• Hillsborough charity refuses £1k Alan Davies donation as backlash against comedian's rant continues
• 'We're going in to training': Ronnie Wood reveals the Rolling Stone are reuniting in the studio for their 50th anniversary
• Girls, 12 and nine, in miracle escape after they are buried alive on the beach by cliff collapse
• Nissan takes advantage of UK Regional Growth Fund to make new hatchback in Sunderland
• BBC spent £2million sending staff and guests between London, Manchester and Salford in two years
• 'He fought so hard to stay with us': Mother's tribute to brave corporal, 26, who died in hospital two months after Afghanistan bomb blast
• Arsenal and Spurs on red alert as Lazio prepare to sell Brazilian Hernanes
• We cannot afford Labour’s £31 billion tax credit monster. Our welfare system must link rights to personal responsibility
• Give Holt a chance: Bennett backs in-form Norwich striker to get England call-up
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• Celtic hope to sign on-loan Newcastle keeper Forster in permanent deal
• Did Nasa cover up mysterious 'orbs' that flew past shuttle mission? Newly uncovered video clearly shows unknown objects 'buzzing' Shuttle Atlantis
• Woman in burqa and two accomplices kill 10 in suicide attack in Afghanistan following police chase in rush hour
• Sunnier outlook for struggling holiday firm Thomas Cook as it nears loan deal with banks
• So much for the ceasefire: Syrian tanks keep shelling Homs after UN deadline passes as 1,000 people die in eight days
• Resurgent Harrington expects more major wins after encouraging Augusta
• Teams to decide Bahrain fate, says supremo Bernie as race faces axe amid terror fears
• 'Konichiwa Dave': Cameron flies flag for Britain as he arrives in Japan on first stop of South East Asian trade mission
• Another letter-opening to attend! Sam Faiers steps out in giant rollers and fake lashes while holding smart suit to change into
• Policing costs could to rise for football clubs as officers needed beyond stadiums
• RICS: Property market shows signs of life as potential buyers rise, but house prices continue to slip
• French referee Alibert banned after try blunder during Broncos' defeat
• Raging Kenny risks FA charge after raising conspiracy theory over 'inexcusable' refs
• How to get legs like Cheryl Cole: Singer's personal trainer Tracy Anderson reveals 30-day workout regime
• COMMENT: This green tax on conservatories is just the start of red-tape nightmare for homeowners
• Glad you can see the funny side! Mario Falcone smirks out of embarrassment as he reverses his £100k Audi Spyder into a wall
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• Good morning from Salford: Susanna Reid goes for a toned down look as BBC Breakfast broadcasts from new home for the first time
• Theft, arson, defecating in a lawyer's office and impersonating a female cleaner: Criminal's bizarre crime spree during day trip to Nashville
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• Two killed after men in camouflage open fire on truck suspected of carrying illegal immigrants
• Forget finishing third, we can beat City to second, roars Arsenal's Szczesny
• Top Tory donor is cautioned by police after harassing ex-wife by phone
• 'I just can't wait!' Cher Lloyd, 18, reveals she wants to marry Craig Monk 'as soon as possible'
• You snooze you lose! Arsenal took too long to decide on Ronaldo allowing United to swoop, says agent
• Police sergeant cleared of insulting Portuguese man after calling him a 'fat Greek'... because he was overweight too
• 'Oh my God, all those old people': Frantic 911 calls describe chaos in the moments after Navy fighter jet crashed into Virginia Beach retirement block
• West Brom preparing to make second bid for Rangers forward Naismith
• Osborne on war path as HMRC says multi-millionaires pay 10% tax on average
• QPR v Swansea: Hughes set to bring back Barton and Zamora for key clash
• Hackers 'can gain access to medical implants and endanger patients' lives'
• Surf's oop! How Hawaiian princes brought water sport to Britain in 1890 (in chilly Yorkshire of all places)
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• Sony to cut 6% of global workforce as new CEO takes charge
• FTSE CLOSE: Stocks slide as debt-laden Spain and Italy see borrowing costs surge
• Rick Santorum returns to campaign trail after sick daughter Bella is released from hospital
• Where no dram has gone before: Whisky company matures new malt in zero-G on the Space Station
• Plastic bag numbers in Wales plunge 90% in six months as 5p levy proves effective
• RICHARD KAY: New gleam in the eye of Lady Colin
• City face fight to keep starlet Smith-Brown as Barca eye England teenager
• Osborne declares war on tax-dodging millionaires: Staggering figures reveal how Britain's richest pay just 10% in income tax
• Life's literally a beach for film producer Rita Rusic, 51, as she continues to live La Dolce Vita in Miami
• Coppell makes surprise return at Crawley a day after Town boss Evans jumps ship
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• Government demands repayment of £45million loans to Argentina made before Falklands invasion
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• Facebook buys up photo-sharing competitor Instagram for $1billion
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• Changes to trading standards means millions more at risk from 'Del Boy' rogues
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• Ruthless Mancini set to wield axe at City after title challenge collapse
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• We must treat every game like a World Cup final, claims Blackburn defender Dann
• Melissa Gilbert's hospital dash drama after sustaining whiplash and concussion on Dancing With The Stars
• What the back pages say: Balotelli apologises but could face NINE match ban
• Done in the blink of an eye: New 30-second retina scan could prevent thousands of heart attacks every year
• Harry shows off his shirtless style! One Direction top up their tans as they enjoy the pop star life aboard luxury yacht
• Enrique baffled by Liverpool's failures in front of goal ahead of Blackburn trip
• Brailsford praises rising star Trott after teenager shines in Melbourne
• Collapsed Woods apologises to Cambridge for cutting celebrations short
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• United enter race for Birmingham keeper Butland as Fergie plots £3m bid
• Christina Aguilera goes for the jugular with childhood friend Tony Lucca on The Voice (and Justin Timberlake is to blame...)
• Not even that catsuit can help you now! Katherine Jenkins wears racy DWTS outfit... but Donald Driver muscles in on the top spot
• Nurses 'need to care LESS to prevent burnout on tough wards'
• Heroic 65-year-old man drowns while saving toddler from strong riptide
• Too hot to handle! Make-up free AnnaLynne McCord gobbles down chilli before sharing a spicy kiss with Dominic Purcell
• Caught on camera: The moment boy, 13, took the wheel of school bus when driver passed out
• You don't need ANOTHER brush with the law! Russell Brand gets pulled over by police
• Cheer up Kanye... aren't you supposed to be dating Kim Kardashian? Rapper looks miserable as sin as his girlfriend dazzles in two different outfits
• Woman gets drunk, breaks into a house and tries to breast feed stranger's baby
• Instagram founders strike it rich with company takeover... but how do they compare to the 'Facebook Mafia'?
• Mexican drug assassin videotaped himself dancing in the street to reggae music as he cut off fingers of victims
• Learning to drive a tractor in North Korea... it's not exactly rocket science
• Lindsay Lohan and skinny sister Ali put their pale pins on parade... in criminally short ensembles
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• CNN anchor says journalists should say the entire 'n-word' on air in their stories
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• They're beyond the pale! Take a look at the world's most terrible tans
• Move over, Kim! Kris Jenner, 56, looks younger than her years as she relaxes in the pool on family getaway
• Now that's true Love! Sunburnt Boris Becker is left carrying his wife's designer handbag as she struggles to keep control of their son
• Instagram's 13 employees share $100m as CEO set to make $400m reveals he once turned down a job at Facebook
• Why was he allowed to carry a gun? Bill Cosby speaks out against Zimmerman
• Those wings might comes in handy! Miranda Kerr models customised baby carrier... as she reveals 15-month-old baby Flynn now weighs a hefty 35lbs
• Fashion designer Marc Jacobs jets to Rio to celebrate his 49th birthday in the company of new porn star boyfriend Harry Louis,24
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• Colorado State football players beat freshman students - who post pics of their battered faces
• Two Tulsa shooting suspects confess to Good Friday gun-spree which left three dead and two seriously injured
• Thailand's frail king makes rare public appearance at his cousin's funeral as 200 men pull her urn through Bangkok on royal chariot
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• Army at odds with ministry's claim that modernisation is on schedule
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• Smackdown! Fierce Jessica Alba puts a wrestler in a headlock as she steps in the ring for new YouTube commercial
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