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• It's official: Heidi Klum has FINALLY filed for divorce from Seal
• Falklands hero Simon Weston salutes baby grandson who united the family
• 'I've put myself under a lot of pressure in the past - too skinny or too fat': Lily Cole wipes off her make-up as she questions perfection
• Animals in British zoos live in conditions 'as bad as those in the former Soviet Bloc'
• Reason to cheer for patients as scientists decipher early clues to Alzheimer's
• Sentenced to death for being old: The NHS denies life-saving treatment to the elderly, as one man's chilling story reveals
• The Easter egg 'bargains' that could end up costing you more
• Bhujbal in fresh trouble as his trust building will be probed
• Leader Couples breaks halfway stage age record at Augusta
• 'The worst case we've ever seen': Mother admits killing 14-year-old daughter with cerebral palsy after refusing to feed her
• Maths teacher 'offered student, 16, better grades in exchange for nude pictures and sexual texts'
• Secret courts 'would hand a victory to the terrorists': David Cameron's ex-security adviser warns the PM
• Hundreds evacuated after off-duty Marines 'took truck loaded with explosives' to Mall
• McLeish believes his Villa side have just enough to avoid dreaded drop
• Redknapp blasts 'problem' Balotelli before praising former bad boy Adebayor
• We're going to need a smaller frying pan: The hen laying claim to a new world record following mini egg arrival in time for Easter
• 'The next ambassador for Detroit': Crime-ridden city set to erect bronze RoboCop statue after campaign from residents
• Working up a sweat! Hilary Duff labours to shift post pregnancy pounds at Pilates class
• Racing angels: Leading ladies of Race 2 will be seen in upcoming Abbas-Mustan thriller
• That's some Easter Bunny! Doutzen Kroes dances along to Jessica Rabbit's Why Don't You Do Right in black lace suspender set
• You might as well head to France! When it comes to parking Brighton's pricier than St Tropez as charges double
• British killer in U.S jail wants new trial and claims police raid on his home was illegal
• Fergie warns Vidic he won't stroll back into the first eleven after recovery
• The fab 15: One joined a religious cult. Another became an Exploding Nudist. As four of the Beatles' sons talk of forming a band, how have their siblings fared?
• Can these creams really repair menopausal skin? The products that fend off acne and wrinkles
• Their hearts will go on: Rochelle Wiseman and Marvin Humes have their own 'Jack and Rose' moment at Titanic exhibition
• 'He's a pervert... and it didn't start overnight': Mother's fury over teacher, 41, who moved in with 18-year-old schoolgirl as she leaves him over claims he 'sexually abused a student 10 years ago'
• 'Expert' doctor took away my baby because I was trying to be a good mother
• Murdered Vermont school teacher had checkerboard patterns of bruises 'like the toe of a shoe' on her naked body
• Victoria's fall and rise: Battered Brit comes back from 40mph crash to take cycling gold
• THE MASTERS LIVE: All the action as it happened on day three at Augusta National
• Democratic Jewish outreach officer posted pictures of herself kissing dollar bills with 'Jewbag' friends on Facebook
• Martin Samuel: Westwood still looking for closure after poor second round
• Generation Game on! Mix of young and old makes it an Augusta for the ages
• Farmer ditches his plan for clone milk and sells off cows after 'Frankenstein' outcry
• Simply the best: McCoist believes Celtic are worthy title winners
• She doesn't take fashion lightly! Rose McGowan needs a helping hand with luggage as she jets out of Paris
• The Costa del Dole: £1m-a-year bill for jobless who go off to the sun and still get their handouts
• Inmate with 'White Power' tattoo on his forehead sentenced to second life sentence for killing inmate to 'avenge' death of girl, 9
• The £10,000 annual bill for being a homeowner: Cost of running a house at four year high despite slump in mortgage repayments
• Google Glasses are here already... but only for the tech elite, as company's founder is spotted wearing device which turns the whole world into a webpage
• Only a third trust George Osborne with the economy after his botched Budget
• Westwood and McIlroy finish level after wildly different ends to the second round at Augusta
• LeAnn Rimes can't keep her hair light... as she dyes blonde locks dark brown
• Upgrading to La La land! Chloe Sims and Lauren Pope fly first class to LA- and immediately hit the celebrity party scene
• Factory worker guilty of murdering cheerleader, 14, and dumping her body after he seduced and raped her
• Hold on tight! America's first ever zip-line roller coaster sends dangling riders flying through air at 20mph
• US bidder wants Ally to be part of Rangers rescue package as scale of debt is revealed
• Which golfer would you like to play a round with? Sportsmail writers take their pick...
• Did MI6 'dry clean' this flat to cover up the spy in a bag murder? Not one fingerprint and five missing hours before police called
• 'It's the equivalent of the church's Super Bowl': Tebow to give Easter sermon to 30,000 at Texas service
• Bikram yoga sparks trend for other 'hot' gym classes - but is turning up the heat to intensify a workout safe?
• Toulon 37 Harlequins 8: Holders dumped out as Wilkinson inspires French
• Bradford 12 Leeds 4: Win bonus for stricken Bulls are champions are defeated again
• Frenzy of Greed: The tanker drivers' strike of 1978 paralysed Britain and ushered in an era of selfishness. Cameron ignores this lesson from history at his peril
• Is that a love bite from Kanye? Kim Kardashian sports a suspicious-looking mark on her neck
• Oxford student in intensive care after plunging 25ft from balcony
• A chance to live the high life! Pan Am star Christina Ricci puts Hollywood Hills cottage up for rent for $8,000 a month
• Augusta tee room: Let's get the fax straight and prevent a repeat of Donald farce
• British Swimming performance director Scott given four more years in charge
• Where East meets West: It may be a foreign country, but there are echoes of Istanbul in India
• Earl's girl and the naked violinist in TV showdown: The Voice and BGT go head-to-head in class stakes as well as ratings
• WHIPLASH: This lady doth protest too much
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Schools in Delhi need a lesson or two on fire safety
• 'I eat baby food!': Tulisa admits to unusual craving - which she claims tastes like flavoured Ready Brek
• Wakefield 16 Castleford 34: Chase the star as Tigers claw improved Wildcats
• Oh baby! Reese Witherspoon reveals her pregnant form in all its glory on beach break with her family
• MAIL COMMENT: Police still haunted by the spectre of racism
• Hope floats for 'innocent UP terrorists' after government plans to withdraw charges
• Millionaire slumdogs: The high and mighty turn 'poor' to grab free flats meant for the destitute
• Women's football hoping the tweet smell of success will lead to more coverage
• Convincing Spain dominating Austria in Davis Cup quarter-final
• Chelsea: FA have put the fans at risk by making us play Spurs on Sunday evening
• New chief to lead BP’s Russian arm with Richard Sloan replacing Jeremy Huck
• Andhra cop on Botsa liquor scam trail shunted
• Centre's no to foodgrain for 'hungry' Bengal
• At last! Ukraine's government will order hotels to lower Euro 2012 accommodation costs
• R Prasad on... rolling back excise duty on jewellery
• Dirk cheap! Cut-price Kuyt could leave Liverpool for as little as £1m
• 'It would have been less trouble to get run over': British journalist who tweeted about being 'literally' saved by Ryan Gosling fights against backlash
• Out of 120 police officers found guilty of racism... just one is sacked
• 'We are both victims of fatal attraction': Wife shot in the stomach and targeted THREE times continues to stand by husband 'who plotted with his lover to have her killed'
• Ex-Rovers boss Buckle handed reigns at Blue Square Premier side Luton
• Moyes delighted with investment in Jelavic who had 'something to prove'
• No Dutch recall for Van Nistrelrooy after ex-United striker is snubbed for Euro 2012
• How a teenage Audrey Hepburn escaped a Nazi brothel... and other intriguing stories of how those who went on to become famous survived the last dreadful days of the war
• RAISINA TATTLE: 'Power'ful Nitish is never in the dark
• Trayvon racial divide: Three out of four black Americans believe Zimmerman would have been arrested if victim was white
• Indiana Jones and the house of gold: Harrison Ford set for big profit after putting California mansion on the market for $8.3 million
• It's top secret: West Brom's Jonas Olsson on his love of guitars, golf and Cuba
• Spurs wary of Bendtner form but Redknapp plays down striker's influence
• Disgrace of PC in drunken race rant: Scotland Yard's racism crisis deepens as vile abuse of Asian shop manager is revealed
• 'It was like a very bad dream': Parents sue after daughter, 17, dies from lack of oxygen during routine wisdom teeth surgery
• GB feeling rank after Cup blank as Belgium open up decisive lead
• Offer to end hostage crisis hits Maoist stonewall
• Rahul Gandhi's UP autopsy ends in confusion
• 'The Situation is home!': Mike Sorrentino tweets his delight after leaving rehab
• No 'protection' for whistleblowers Bill as Opposition raise concerns
• Now she can stand on her own two feet IN HEELS: New 'I Want To Be President' Barbie is a step forward for iconic doll
• Sunderland in battle to keep hold of Gordon as Scotland keeper considers his options
• That’s a fine eggs-ample to be setting your kids! Easter egg hunt cancelled because of violent parents
• Samantha Brick: Why vanity, I'm afraid, is never beautiful
• Des Kelly: Forget loose Premier League title talk, Mancini will get another shot
• Serial traffic offenders heading for a bumpy ride
• Left out: Mamata's communist manifesto has no place for Marx Engels
• Dalglish's puppy love for Doni: Reina's stand-in is good enough
• Santorum's 3-year-old daughter with genetic disorder hospitalized for second time in just over two months
• Time's running out for City! Ferguson warns rivals as United close in on title
• So what does the husband of the 'I'm so beautiful' Samantha Brick have to say? Insult my wife and I'll shoot you!
• Now that's star-studded! Nicki Minaj teams embellished hotpants with bondage harness and fishnet top
• Move over Damien! How our man spent £100 knocking out Hirst 'artwork' that has been valued at £100,000
• What better place to buy a wedding dress! Jessica Biel gets her marital preparations underway in Paris
• Julie and her son haven't spoken for seven years. Now he's won £45m on the lottery she's desperate for a reunion - but insists it's NOT for the reason you'd think
• No secrets on Blackberry: Security services to intercept data after government gets its way on messenger service
• Beyonce and Jay-Z 'renew vows (and get his and her rings) in moving midnight ceremony to mark fourth wedding anniversary'
• Barritt and Wigglesworth return as Saracens look for French scalp
• Playing the faith card is a risky game
• The great DRS debate... For or against? Our experts offer their verdicts
• Premier League Boot Room: The stats, the facts, the tips and the teams
• Kansas lottery winner comes forward to claim share of record $656 million jackpot... but who is it?
• Mancini claims title race can change fast... but still fears summer axe
• Adamant Dilshan insists: I feel sure I didn't edge it
• Family doctor sexually abused female patients aged eight to 40
• Seeing red: Victoria Beckham becomes a redhead as she is transformed into an exotic cover girl
• Top Spin at the Test... Jayawardene continues to live dangerously
• Olympic warning for Ox as Wenger prepares to explain fitness fears to Games hopefuls
• Someone looks pleased with himself! The Wanted's Max George lights a cheeky cigarette after kiss from admirer J-Lo
• That wasn’t on the job description! Roofers uncover infestation of bats
• Will Major's be the last ever Tory government?
• 'I have forgiven him': Mother weeps as her baby's father is sentenced to 14 years for their son's death by shaking
• Drug boss's 1,500 murders: Mexican cartel enforcer 'El Diego' sentenced to life in prison after he admits ordering killings
• The most desolate city on Earth: Take a tour of the ghostly Battleship Island crumbling into the sea off the coast of Japan
• Swann's two late wickets leave England in sight of second Test victory
• BEL MOONEY: Caring for my partner's elderly father has thrown my life out of balance
• Back off City! Wenger says sales to rival must stop as RVP is lined up next for Etihad move
• Tickled pink! Beaming Eva Longoria shows off toned legs in bright mini-dress
• Mattress store unveils 'napping room' which tired New Yorkers can use for free to get a couple of hours' shut-eye
• Machine gun guards, the Archbishop of York's millionaire brother and a very troubling allegation
• No Package deal for Grand National as Pipe rules out Aintree bid
• The DJs back in the oldie routine: Mike Read, Tony Blackburn and Dave Lee set to make magic on the radio after 30 years
• Look, I've still got pecs appeal! Mark Wahlberg flexes his muscles in front of bikini-clad girls on Pain and Gain set
• EXCLUSIVE: Why Halfpenny is ready to reach for the sky again
• Sam Turner's betting box: Your guide to the big races on Saturday, April 7
• Barnsley 0 West Ham 4: Away-day delight for Allardyce as Tykes get Hammered
• Techie who was murdered fell prey to his friend's greed
• Dennis the Man United Menace! Bailey's hat-trick can be an inspiration for QPR
• BLOGS OF DAY: Katy Perry is 'tired of being famous already'
• Checking In: Comedienne Olivia Lee on fried cockroaches, Maldives beaches and cat nits
• Orphanage worker arrested on suspicion of raping young girls in his care
• Forget online dating! Meet the 'sex doctor' who turns theatre into a venue for love - teaching singles how to Never Sleep Alone
• Pardew praises red-hot Cisse after striker's double sinks Swansea
• Saturday entertainment: What's wrong Piggy chops? Boycotted by the Khans, Priyanka Chopra may soon run out of viable male co-stars
• Bumps in the white: From fittings to fabrics, wedding gown designer reveals ultimate guide to dressing a pregnant bride
• THE GOOD LIFE: Nine for price of one at Lado Sarai’s all-nighter
• Obama warns job market still faces 'ups and downs' as numbers reveal the economy added just 120,000 jobs in March
• SANDEEP BAMZAI: Honey TRPs are shrinking
• THE GOOD LIFE: Why are we so scared of the S-word?
• Shark attack victim's partial remains reveal he was ripped apart
• China warns troops to ignore the Internet and prepare for ideological struggle amid rumours of foiled coup
• Would ewe believe it? The lambs bred to look like pandas (complete with black eyes and ears)
• Lesbians seeking divorce take their case to Maryland Supreme Court
• Tainted title talk branded 'absolute nonsense' by Celtic's Thompson
• The next generation? Terror mastermind Hafiz Saeed's 'rising' son steps into the spotlight
• Tres chic! Lana Del Rey graces the cover of French Glamour- and shows off her slender figure in super-brief silver hot pants
• Chinese 'Nick Leeson' rogue trader sentenced to death after £10m fund scam
• Peace at last? Twitter finally starts to hunt down spammers (although everyone else will still be free to clog site with rubbish)
• Abusive boyfriend 'murders his pregnant girlfriend and mutilates her body'
• Narendra Modi is elevated to a league of gods
• Hugo Chavez asks God to save him as he makes 'emergency trip to Brazil after suffering intestinal burns' from cancer radiation treatment
• Tinker Tailor Soldier... Stationery Lady
• Stoke set to offer Woodgate new deal despite not hitting appearances contract clause
• The real Easter: From holy isles to grand cathedrals - Britain's ten most sacred sites
• League Two round-up: Di Canio sees Swindon keep five point lead at the top
• Swansea 0 Newcastle 2: Cisse double lifts Magpies into Champions League contention
• Late April Fool's 'murder' prank ends with FOUR police departments and SWAT team surrounding the 'crime scene'
• Google's own-brand iPad rival will arrive in July - and £125 tablet will be MUCH cheaper than Apple's
• ‘I am not a machine’: The face of a Chinese worker who is making your Apple iPad for £150 a month
• Hero pilots dumped fuel before Navy F-18 fighter jet crashed into Virginia Beach apartment block preventing massive deadly fireball
• Saracens rugby club chairman Nigel Wray sells £22.5m slice of pizza shares
• SUNDERLAND ON SATURDAY: Complex rules heighten the lure of tax havens
• Hippy hippy shake! Glee's Dianna Agron embraces flower power with a bright frock
• Amanda Bynes makes an arresting sight as she legs it out of police station after 'drink driving bust'
• Meet Marshmallow, the sweet month-old kitten, who now weighs more than her fluffy namesake (at only ONE pound)
• Going viral: Did Obama really believe nobody would notice him using the same speech?
• Ferguson warning over stirring strugglers as United close in on 20th title
• INVESTMENT EXTRA: Patience pays off as dividends soar
• France's trade deficit widened unexpectedly in February to hit a five-month peak
• Roger Jenkins, once Britain's best-paid banker, has hit the jackpot again
• Booming sales of smartphones and tablet computers help Samsung post record first-quarter revenues
• Nice to be in the warm finally! Dancing On Ice star Jennifer Ellison swaps her woollies for a bikini
• Surprise slowdown hits US jobs growth as recovery worries re-emerge
• Lunar spectacular: Amazing images of full moon sitting over New York City skyline
• 'He's not one for road life': Carrie Underwood reveals why her husband won't join her on tour as she rocks out in magazine shoot
• Oxford coach Bowden unhappy ahead of varsity Boat Race
• Whyte claims Rangers are in better shape thanks to his takeover
• CAPTION COMPETITION: Boris and Ken settle their recent bust-up with a bike race...
• League One round-up: Wycombe put skids under leaders Carlisle
• 'Success looks like this': Janet Jackson unveils dramatically slimmed down figure in new ad
• Going for Gwen? Cher Lloyd copies Stefani's signature style as she shows off fluorescent bra underneath translucent vest top
• Austerity bites the British sex industry as Ann Summers cuts prices and Stringfellow's profits halve
• Take a bow-wow Milly the Chihuahua: Micro mutt that fits in the palm of a hand and weighs less than a banana is set to be crowned the World's smallest dog
• He's done it again: Francis Maude in new row after boasting Britain would be a 'tax haven' under coalition
• Burnley 1 Brighton 0: Austin strike puts dent in Seagull's play-off hopes
• Huddersfield 36 Salford 10: Lee 'n' easy as Giants return to the top
• An Inspector Calls: Sea views and gourmet grub at The Little Gloster, Isle of Wight
• Duchess of Cambridge to present Prince William with her first royal portrait as a birthday gift
• Mexican drug lord implicated in over 1,500 murders including US consulate worker is sentenced to life
• St Helens 10 Wigan 28: Saints run ended as Warriors romp to derby win
• Watford 0 Blackpool 2: Dobbie double keeps Seasiders in play-off hunt
• Teachers vote to escalate industrial action in row with ministers over pay and pension plans as autumn of strikes looms
• Finance workers hit as average salaries shrink by 17% to £50,330
• Robot chess set allows players to physically make their moves from different sides of the world
• Target gets a taste of Miami in new-concept fashion collaboration with designer boutique The Webster
• British Embassy staff withdrawn from Mali as Islamic insurgents declare independence
• Mellis given extended chance to impress at QPR after Chelsea sacking
• Hello boys! One Direction's American dream continues as they join buxom Sofia Vergara on Saturday Night Live
• GSA employees' spoof music video shows jokes about lavish $820,000 conference that got their boss FIRED
• Facebook can lead to 'addiction', especially among the poorly educated - and heavy users feel less happy about their lives
• High-tech rescue fails to reach dog trapped in a pipe... but 10 days without food helps little Pickles wriggle free
• Bulls' future hangs in the balance as fans await Saturday announcement
• Astonishing photo album created by one of the men who helped launch Britain's first submarines revealed by his family
• From Russia with love: Ashley Greene is a beauty in black at Moscow fashion show
• Advantage Belgium as Goodall suffers Davis Cup opener defeat in Glasgow
• That's quite a bo-booze! Fury as Alcoholics Anonymous execs serve liquor at annual national convention
• Three male German business students offer sex service to stressed out female students (it’s proven to improve grades, they claim)
• No breaking wind, burping or slurping! Mayor bans townsfolk in Spanish village from 65 types of rude behaviour
• French fear new serial killer after four people are murdered by gunman on a motorbike (just like Muslim fanatic who killed seven just weeks ago)
• Caught on video: Moment former Sheriff of the Year is caught in drug and prostitution sting as he's watching gay porn and soliciting meth for sex
• How teen's parents gave her 'several hundred thousand' dollars to spend on shoes so she could start fashion blog
• Now even Olympic champion Sir Chris Hoy can't get all the London 2012 tickets he needs: Father set to miss out on bid to retain cycling gold
• So who IS spending $600 on blusher? Saks limits customers buying $100 Sisley cheek colour to 'no more than six at a time'
• From a fluffy-tailed Mulberry to floral Prabal Gurung, top fashion designers reinvent the Easter Bunny
• Desperate Chinese boy, 17, sells kidney for £2,000 to buy an iPad and iPhone
• 'I’m not scared of fatherhood': Reggie Yates says he's ready to take on a new role
• Mother charged in murder of two-year-old daughter after her body was found by her sister, five
• Ewe look rather sheepish! Now owners can buy their dogs fancy dress outfits for Easter (but the poor pups don't look best pleased)
• Serial groper jailed after being caught on CCTV targeting young women in series of city centre attacks
• Roar power and creature comforts: A Grand Day Out at... Longleat Safari Park, Wiltshire
• Nicole to take on Grace-ful role: Miss Kidman looks set to play screen siren Grace Kelly in new movie
• Brave, British... and the best: Moment female cycling star crashes at 40mph but gets back in the saddle to take World Championship gold
• Fantastic Voyage becomes reality: New 3mm 'robo-surgeon' swims inside the body to hunt down disease - and destroy it
• Police officer who 'Tasered black ex-Marine to death' faces separate $10million brutal arrest civil claim
• Alleged rape victim, 17, jailed to ensure she testifies against attacker with 20-year criminal history
• Musician learns to play piano with one hand after brain tumour leaves him partially paralysed
• Tea Party Marine who criticised Obama should be dismissed, finds military board
• Little Zuma enjoys a wet and wild ride on Mexico getaway with parents Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
• World's only remaining air-worthy Sea Vixen plane crashes at Bournemouth Airport
• Reading 2 Leeds 0: Le Fondre's late double sinks Warnock's 10 men to send Royals top
• Phone hacking scandal has cost News Corp £240million to date
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection, for April 6
• Nurse pulled two-week sickie to be an extra in Hollywood blockbuster
• Doctors failed to spot toddler's fatal illness on THREE occasions before he died
• 'This is my family': Matt Lauer announces he's STAYING at the Today show... and he could make almost $30MILLION a year
• Fury over sixteen New York teachers who CAN'T be fired despite shocking allegations of sexual harassment against students
• Nearer my God to thee: Eerie postcards mourning loss of Titanic released by original company after detective work by collector
• U.S. soldier stationed in Afghanistan watches birth of son in Michigan via Skype
• A shore thing: Home and Away stars Rebecca Breeds and Luke Mitchell can't keep their hands off each other at the beach
• 'You never know what the future holds': Kim keeps coy as she's grilled over Kanye (but does say she loves his new song about her)
• Former PC has chunk of chin bitten off in drunken row with ex-lover
• 'Having tea and shopping for coconuts': Gary Barlow shares his holiday snaps from his Jubilee travels via Twitter
• Boy, 15, who raped girl, 14, after posing as Good Samaritan and walking her home is detained for three and a half years
• Teacher and cheerleading coach admits to having sex with three male students in plea deal
• Perch to play through the pain barrier when Toon visit Swansea
• How cute! Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wear matching outfits as new childhood photo is revealed
• Bunny girl: Courtney Stodden hops into the woods in a skimpy costume to hunt for Easter eggs
• So THAT'S how they stay so slim! Bikini babes Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland show off skating skills in new OP campaign
• Tragedy as troubled father kills his SEVEN year old son, then turns the gun on himself
• Make a Song and dance! Arsenal stars kept on their toes after taking up ballet
• 'There are no words for the heartbreak': Mother forced to give birth at 22 weeks and watch baby die because of new abortion law
• Come and get me, Fergie! £30m-rated Porto ace Rodriguez eyes United move
• Cemetery operator accused for the SECOND time of losing bodies and desecrating graves in $200m lawsuit
• No disrespect, Terry, but I can do a better job: Ince wants to replace Wolves boss Connor
• D-Day landings hero, 89, mugged for his £200 pension by two thugs who followed him home from bus stop in their car
• Redknapp in the dark over Adebayor's future at Tottenham
• Thanks for nothing! Chelsea boss Di Matteo blasts FA over lack of help for Barca quest
• 'The last thing she remembers is getting out of the plane': Parents of Lauren Scruggs tell of model's recovery as it's revealed book deal is confirmed
• Facebook 'degrades' the human race? Skype's vicious new ad campaign claims 'LOL' is no substitute for real laughter (but then it does have a video-calling empire to support)
• Bosnia remembers: Empty chairs laid out in Sarajevo in memory of 11,541 killed 20 years after bloody conflict began
• Hull 36 Hull KR 6: Radford bags comeback try after return for crushing derby victory
• NORWICH v Everton: Skipper Holt likely to return and lead Canaries attack
• Holy holiday: Seeking out Semana Santa in Seville, Spain's city of oranges and incense
• In bed with Kelly Brook: Model tweets bare-faced photo of herself looking extremely tired
• Boy Scout's 'Border Control' patch depicting fleeing immigrants causes uproar among Latinos
• Camp Ashraf dissidents brave enough to stand up to Iran must be protected by the West
• Get set for rainy Easter Monday: Weekend will be cold, wet and windy... and there isn't even a silver lining for hosepipe ban victims
• Gerrard, Young and Bale join countdown to the Games with embossed boots
• Manchester United v QPR: Campbell and Helguson return after lengthy absence
• Sales of two most popular prescription painkillers soar amid rise in overdose deaths
• Pirates, beware: Robot drones to be equipped with disco-light cameras that can automatically spot the bad guys
• American beauty! Tara Reid continues to turn heads with stylish makeover
• Create more jobs? Then give us more help, business leaders tell Government
• 'I feel like a different person since my mum passed away': Stella McCartney on how the loss of her mother changed her forever
• Gospel church fined because singing and preaching was too loud for neighbours
• Hungarian swordsman kills grandparents, father and brother leaving three others seriously injured
• Childish games of hide-and-seek the cigarettes will do nothing to reduce smoking
• And the dead STILL pile up: Mass grave of the slaughtered as brutal Syrian regime steps up attacks ahead of U.N. deadline to bring an end to violence
• Women's idea of the perfect man? A 6ft, £48k-a-year, beer-drinking meat-eater with an Audi
• What a tool! Man accidentally shoots nail through his OWN heart
• Little boy's life-threatening brain tumour discovered after routine eye check-up
• Watch closely: Russian church apologises for Photoshop fail after £20,000 timepiece 'disappears' from the wrist of the Patriarch
• Boy, 8, killed in farm accident after father runs over him in family 4x4
• Call this art? You must be yolking! Artist creates celebrity portraits on eggs
• Are you watching this, pandas? World's rarest duck breeds successfully in captivity, giving birth to 18 adorable fuzzy chicks (taking the total population to 40)
• Potty trained at six-months old: Early learner makes 'boo-boo' noise to alert parents to call of nature
• CHELSEA v Wigan: Terry, Lampard and Cole ruled out of Latics clash
• Why drive when I can go online? Watershed moment as number of young getting licence drops because the internet gives them freedom, not a set of wheels
• 'You make playing the violin sexy:' Analiza Ching wows Britain's Got Talent judges while performing without underwear
• Morbidly obese woman dies after she was left by her family for DAYS - and maybe WEEKS - on the floor before they called for help after she fell off couch
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Stoke 2 Wolves 1 - follow the action from the Britannia Stadium as it happens
• Krul calls former Toon hero Carroll 'blatant diver' after Liverpool game
• That's got to hurt! Man has scrotum TORN 'by girlfriend' during violent row
• MANCHESTER UNITED v QPR: Champions set to ring changes with Nani likely to feature
• Outbreak! Loose Women thrown into chaos as Jane McDonald and Janet Street-Porter hit with virus
• World War II plaque missing from children's playground for decades found in scrapyard
• 'I've lost it': McDonald's Mega Millions 'winner' now claims she cannot find $105m ticket (but hasn't really looked for it and has no plans to start)
• LIVE: Sri Lanka v England - follow the action on day five of the second Test in Colombo
• Billie Piper and Laurence Fox welcome second son together
• Chewdunnit? Police hunt thug who bit off dentist's finger with a photo of his terrible teeth
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: The action from around the grounds as it happened
• Swann strikes late to leave England in the driving seat to win second Test
• Olympic doping tests may have to be tightened after study finds that green tea could help cheats
• Sex addict postal clerk spent £400,000 on prostitutes… including £28,000 he stole from his wife’s Post Office
• There's no sibling rivalry here! Suri Cruise and her older brother Connor look close on family day out with Tom and Katie
• It must be in the genes! Ashley Tisdale and her mother show off similar looks
• Grandmother sends knitted uteri to lawmakers in Arizona as opponents step up fight over birth control bill
• Spurned housewife's rape claim backfires after husband shows police a sex tape they made together
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Sunderland v Tottenham - the action from the Stadium Of Light as it happened
• Fox, skip, jump: Vixen gets a soaking after going for dinner that it spotted on the opposite side of a river
• Asda slashes price of Kobo eBook readers to £50 - half the price of Amazon's Kindle Touch
• Tila Tequila looks healthy and happy as she heads for dinner after leaving rehab following 'suicide attempt'
• President of Malawi 'dies of heart attack' - and his body is 'flown to South Africa as cash-strapped state can't even afford to conduct autopsy'
• He can't see but, boy can he play! The incredible blind teen who can recite any song on the piano... after hearing it just ONCE
• MP leads growing calls for FIA to reconsider under-fire Bahrain Grand Prix
• Women over 40 told: 'Don't take IVF success for granted'
• The human cost of austerity: EU leaders have blood on their hands over suicide of Greek pensioner
• 'Have a lie-in, have sex, and eat chocolate': Vicar's novel suggestions for an alternative Easter celebration
• Race for new cars with latest number plate drives up sales
• Showing blonde ambition: Emma Stone uses her hair to cover her face as she rushes through LAX
• Beat the hosepipe ban with this half price Irrigation Kit and timer
• West Brom v BLACKBURN: Givet return boosts boss Kean with fully-fit squad
• Much ado about nothing thanks to the teeth-grinding DRS
• Bulls skipper Diskin says Bradford players 'scared' over club's plight
• The answer to rising fuel prices? Indian family fits six on a motorbike (and there’s even space for two dogs)
• Sunderland v SPURS: Lennon set for first start in weeks as King faces late test
• Housing benefit loophole to close on jobless young as Government wants them to live with parents
• The Disney princesses! Popular movie characters brought to life in beautiful photographs with REAL WOMEN
• Wilshere must play this month or he can't go the Euros: Wenger fires warning to England
• The BBC has a duty to represent the British nation...but is it doing so?
• SUNDERLAND v Spurs: Bridge back as O'Neill makes late check on Cattermole
• Amazing footage of Nasa's first ever spacewalk from Gemini IV 178 miles above the Earth and travelling at nearly 18,000mph
• Not that much of a difference...90210's Jessica Lowndes steps out make up free
• Baa Baa Little Sheep: How private school abandoned nursery rhyme's lyrics for Easter show sparking political correctness accusations
• Bless you! Taxi driver seeks forgiveness after damaging ancient Grade II listed cross when he SNEEZED at the wheel
• Sarko causes a stink: French president risks upsetting his public by giving up cheese to save his waistline
• Crashing viewing figures means Mad Men costing Sky £5 for every person watching
• Norwich v EVERTON: Moyes sweats on uncertain trio ahead of Carrow Road trip
• Someone's not ready to leave just yet! Karen Gillan bursts into tears on the set of Doctor Who...but it's all just part of the script
• Sexing it up! Katherine Jenkins takes the plunge in an out-of-character low cut dress
• Transgender Miss Canada Universe hopeful revealed for the first time as a boy called Walter: Jenna Talackova even triggered suspicion amongst classmates in high school for her looks and behaviour
• Record £25million payouts to sacked and injured teachers
• Christians NAILED to crosses in gruesome Good Friday re-enactment of Jesus's death in the Philippines
• The three musketeers: Orlando Bloom masters the art of multitasking while hiking with baby Flynn and his dog
• Millionaire's daughter was 'sent inappropriate text' by police expert before she was due to give evidence
• Want to avoid piling on the pounds this weekend? Try the world’s smallest Easter egg
• Still smitten: Grinning Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are the epitome of a happily engaged couple on shopping trip
• Is there nothing he can't do? Now Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld is set to design a couture helicopter
• Good news for Volvic and Evian: Bill Gates funds new machine that filters your toilet waste into 'drinkable' water
• Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench after finding friend having sex on her sofa
• What an ice smile: Adorable two-week-old seal pups show their playful side under the watchful eye of their mother
• See you in London! Pendleton proves she is wheel deal against rival for Olympic gold
• Pair freed over death of six-year-old girl at campsite as police describe death as a 'tragic accident'
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: Google and sordid reality of tax avoidance
• New injection could offer hope to millions of arthritis sufferers
• 'This is for Trayvon. Kill that white': Six youths 'beat man, 78, in alleged racial revenge attack'
• Pensioner's frustration after neighbour builds 'Dale Farm' garden fence from old tea towels, rags, ribbons and garden rubbish to annoy them
• ARSENAL v Manchester City: Wenger buoyed by fit squad ahead of showdown
• News Corp hacking bill soars to £240m (£79million of that is for closure of News of the World)
• You should try strangling them, Roberto, jokes Fergie as United boss sides with rival in Balotelli saga
• Liverpool v ASTON VILLA: Hutton hands McLeish boost ahead of Anfield visit
• Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino admits to affair after crashing motorbike with mistress on the back
• Chelsea v WIGAN: Martinez boosted by return of midfielder Diame
• Former Olympic champion Boardman to stand down from British cycling research role
• Ospreys career over for Bowe as Ireland star undergoes surgery
• When the Easter bunny met J-Lo: Singer takes her twins on a sweet-filled day out with boyfriend Casper Smart
• Mad Men meets Walking Dead: Don Draper devours secretary as ad agency is invaded by zombies in hilarious spoof
• Bolton v FULHAM: Jol faces anxious wait over hitman Pogrebnyak
• Why televisions should be banned from toddlers' bedrooms to help tackle obesity
• Chaos for millions of small businesses filing tax returns as HMRC shuts down computer system
• No signs of sibling rivalry: Heavily pregnant Maggie Gyllenhaal spends some quality time with brother Jake
• Middle class professionals hardest hit by Coalition tax reforms
• Arsenal crock Diaby staying positive (despite playing only 54 minutes this season)
• Was Elgin platform leak an accident waiting to happen? Dwindling gas and oil reserves are forcing companies to tap unstable reservoirs
• Not again! Jessica Wright shows the downfall of hair extensions as she steps out with new bald patch
• Grand National sweepstake: Your essential kit for the 2012 race!
• Battle of Dumpton Place: How north London cul-de-sac became unlikely battleground as developers bid to rename it Jasmin Mews
• Jobless young people could be forced to live with their parents and denied housing benefit to cut welfare costs
• Well, she does like a toyboy! Max George gets a kiss from superstar fan J-Lo as The Wanted perform on American Idol
• Gerrard calls for Liverpool fans to be patient as they fall behind in race for top six
• 'I had that guilty, trivial feeling': Battleship's Brooklyn Decker reveals how spending time in Pearl Harbour put things into perspective
• Arsenal v MANCHESTER CITY: Aguero and Lescott back for make-or-break clash
• LIVERPOOL v Aston Villa: Doni set for Anfield debut in place of suspended Reina
• Chip off the old block: Boris Becker's son bags himself a girlfriend and he's only two-years-old!
• Unbelievably he nearly got away with it! How a prisoner dressed in his wife's clothes and sashayed past guards to freedom (until they noticed his 'funny walk')
• Standpipes in the streets, water rationing and bans on car washes: How the UK could cope with the worst drought in decades
• Adele continues to take the U.S. by storm as she graces the cover of Entertainment Weekly
• Leader of Italian anti-immigrant party and friend of Berlusconi resigns amid corruption scandal
• Depraved mother encouraged her lover to rape her three young daughters in front of her because she liked to watch
• Room with an X-rated view: 'Sexual athletics' on riverside bench opposite hotel leaves guests horrified... three times a day
• 'We are in a race against time': Experts warn millions of lives are at risk as world's most effective malaria drug loses its potency
• STOKE v Wolves: Pulis waits on fitness of wingers Etherington and Pennant
• Kevin Quigley: My image of the week... Exeter rugby training
• Volcanic 'tunnels' detected on Mars could offer a save haven for life - and might even offer shelter for astronauts
• Dilshan hit with 10 per cent fine for excessive appealing in first innings
• WEST BROM v Blackburn: Injuries leave Hodgson playing numbers game
• Grandmother who plotted to murder woman and steal her baby is days from becoming first Briton to be executed in the US
• Stoke v WOLVES: Henry set for recall as Connor shuffles injury-hit midfield
• Out of sight, out of mind: Cigarettes disappear from supermarket displays from today to discourage teen smokers
• We expect to beat Barcelona, claims Chelsea's Kalou
• Why you shouldn't even bother trying to remember last night: Drunken blackouts are caused by alcohol switching off brain's memory function
• Kony 2012 the sequel: Children's charity release hyped follow-up video about Ugandan warlord - but there's no sight of director after naked rant 'meltdown'
• BOLTON v Fulham: Late tests for injury doubts Steinsson and Pratley
• 'Racial profiling should be a hate crime investigated by the FBI': Tyler Perry calls for change in the law after he is pulled over and interrogated by Atlanta police
• It's in the bag! Michelle Keegan shows off her figure in a geometric minidress... as she's once again nominated for Sexiest Female at the Soap Awards
• Scandal of the 800 hero Army dogs put down after military service... because they were considered too fierce to become pets
• Careful you don't blend in with the seaweed! Flavio Briatore's wife Elisabetta frolics in the sea wearing an unusual green bikini
• Even my kids have Messi shirts! Terry relishes showdown with Barca superstar
• Author who sparked a nationwide treasure hunt with the Masquerade Hare has challenged the public to another riddle
• Leaving NOTHING to the imagination! Lauren Goodger squeezes into a pair of super-tight leather trousers for night out with Frankie Essex
• All the Barclays Premier League team news ahead of the weekend
• The pay rise factor: Judge Tulisa returns to show after 'signing new deal for £500,000'
• What the back pages say: FA move for Harry as Westwood leads the way in Augusta
• Hoy and British rival Kenny through to the sprint quarter-finals in Melbourne
• 'Haven't done this since I was 13': Danielle Lloyd tweets that she stuffed her bra to glam up for charity event
• Good Friday! Birthday boy Muamba set to leave hospital next week
• Josh Powell 'bragged of knowing how to dump a body' as his father talked of camping trip days before missing Susan disappeared
• From one extreme to the next! Amber Rose dons spandex after baggy trousers fashion disaster
• Foster wants West Brom stay as goalkeeper snubs Birmingham return
• Pesticide linked to worrying sharp global decline in honey bee colonies
• It will be all Bright on the night! Lydia goes from drab to fab as she celebrates the money she has raised for charity
• Quick change Kelly: Miss Osbourne slips into a whopping five outfits before dressing up as Wizard Of Oz's Dorothy to host quirky awards show
• Off-duty cop shot 28 times by officers in police shoot-out is jailed for 40 years
• CIA agent who publicly opposed waterboarding charged with leaking classified secrets to journalists
• 'Who wants to feed their baby in a bathroom stall?' Mothers campaign to make breastfeeding in public a civil right
• Toxic tush transgender 'doctor who injected cement into people's butts' pleads not guilty
• Virgin Atlantic employee resigns 'after leaking flight details of celebrities to paparazzi agency'
• We almost didn't recognise you! Bikini model Kate Upton tones down the sexy factor and looks demure in a pink shift
• Woman arrested for calling 911 twice... to complain that her BURGER 'tasted funny'
• Not-so-smooth criminal: Dancing burglar caught after he's identified by his signature steps
• Like the cat that got the cream: Kim Kardashian arrives back to her hotel solo after 24 hour date with Kanye West (and is STILL wearing those same leather trousers!)
• 'I wanted to save you!' Jennifer Lopez is outvoted as her favourite contestant DeAndre Brackensick is sent home on American Idol
• 'Be prepared for a fight': $200 bounty is put on 'fish from hell' that can survive out of water, wriggle a quarter of a mile on land and destroy native fish populations
• Voters demand right to have EU referendum in first local poll on the issue
• Taking home cures to the extreme: Man carries out 'faecal transplant' on himself to beat infection (and he says it worked)
• 'You're going in!': Jersey Shore star Ronnie is told to defuse hostage situation by having a sit-down with robbers in Punk'd
• 'I was shocked': Tori Spelling admits she was blindsided by news of pregnancy a month after giving birth
• Not suitable for all clients: Jennifer Love Hewitt seen with natural AND digitally reduced bosom in differing ads for TV show
• Gay MP attacks Government plans to allow same-sex couples to marry
• Growing up fast: Dakota Fanning looks older than her 18 years as she steps out in sophisticated little black dress
• Is it the threat of Doomsday, a zombie attack... or just new gun laws? Mystery as weapon sales spike ahead of election
• Vanessa Williams dazzles at Broadway opening of Evita after making shocking revelation that she was molested as a child
• Thanks Katie! GMA has 1-day viewer victory over Today for first time in 16 years with Couric at the helm... after 'Sarah Palin effect' wears off
• Current TV countersues Keith Olbermann after he claimed network owed him $70 million
• RICHARD KAY: Still a Lott on Ollie's mind: Absence makes the heart grow fonder for singer Pixie and model boyfriend
• He's 22 going on 12: Baby-faced man arrested after he 'throws fit' after clerk wouldn't sell him beer
• Anything Alicia Silverstone can do... Hilarious video of parents feeding their children 'pre-chewed food' just like actress
• Father arrested after skeleton of daughter, 23, is found in their former home's crawl space after FOUR YEARS
• Living the high life! Nelly Furtado cuts a towering figure in stilts for her new music video
• I earned £1.7m over four years says Boris as tax row rages on (and Ken accused of paying lower rate than a CLEANER)
• And he's off! Rachel Zoe has her hands full as her baby boy Skyler crawls around a boutique while she tries on a coat
• Knocked Out: Tough man Mike Tyson admits that seeing his ex-wife Robin Givens with Brad Pitt turned him into a wet noodle
• DAN WOOTTON: Why Reggie Yates is the Voice of the future
• 'They went bananas!' American Reunion star Jason Biggs reveals he was attacked by monkeys in a bizarre encounter
• Bilbao edge past Schalke as Spain dominates Europa League semi line-up
• A minor miracle? It's true Zaheer is fit and rearing to go
• Another blow for the squeezed middle: Professionals to lose hundreds of pounds a year under tax reforms
• Clarifications and corrections
• Pictured: The moment Madonna throws a plate of cake in her manager's face after he throws her a surprise party
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Over The Rainbow winner Danielle Hope is so happy that she's Miserables
• Woods shoots level par to stay in contention but insists he played 'my worst ever' shots
• Heavy rains spoil mood in festive atmosphere
• 'I'm loving my life': Fern Britton says she's comfortable in her skin at middle age after years of battling depression
• Student knocked over and killed by unmarked police car responding to an emergency call
• Bolly star Shah Rukh Khan comes out to meet Eden fans
• Talk about hiding the evidence! Police helicopter spots man 'burying stolen 26-foot truck in sand to conceal it from authorities'
• £200,000 for slipping on a grape! Record £25m payouts to axed and injured teachers
• WHIPLASH: Is this season make-or-break for the IPL?
• Watchdog under fire for cancelling care home inspections to investigate abortion clinics
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Paul's son hints at 'new-age' Beatles
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Bridget Jones musical plunged into confusion as Sheridan Smith pulls out of show
• Amazon, Google, and the sordid reality of tax avoidance
• REASONS OF STATE: Helping Pakistan is in India's best interest
• Pictured: The worst baseball cards of all time
• It's a stain on our legacy as a hit show': Eva Longoria saddened about trial between Nicollette Sheridan and Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry
• She wouldn't be caught dead in that car now! AnnaSophia Robb's Carrie Bradshaw rides in a battered old banger for Sex and the City prequel
• Peas in a pod: Nicole Kidman and daughter Faith couldn't be more alike with their identical strawberry blonde locks
• Hungry for more money! The Hunger Games sequel faces possible delays as director demands higher fee
• Mac on... Water bosses' bonuses
• Sorry ladies! 'Ridiculously Photogenic Guy' is taken: Runner who became internet star is in committed relationship with girlfriend of five years
• Portrait of the sexy Stuarts: Thought the Tudors were racy? A new exhibition reveals the court of Charles II made them look like amateurs
• True Blue Mutiny: Oxford University boar race captain reveals all about the savage feud with both Americans that tore team apart 25 years ago