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• Double derby date for Wembley as FA Cup semi-final line-up is complete
• FIVE players sent off AFTER the game as Crawley brawl with Bradford
• The man who alienated the National Trust on planning is the very modern Tory who called for his party to forget Churchill
• Not on my carpet! Internet-surfing homeowner stunned as gunshot victim bursts into home and bleeds all over the floor
• Sorry chaps, there's a volleyball cover-up: Competitors can now wear shorts and T-shirts after complaints from conservative countries
• Flying the flag! Katherine Jenkins upstages the Hollywood crowd in $100 bargain from British high street store
• Former math teacher slit her baby's throat as family say she developed schizophrenia after trip to Africa
• SPOILER ALERT: Tensions, tears and angry sex: Mad Men returns to screens after hiatus with Season 5 premiere
• Middle class children 'are held back by childcare' as they suffer 'significant declines' in their development
• The sexiest song in the world? From a teen Bardot lookalike to Mad Men, the story behind Megan Draper's Zou Bisou Bisou
• Not missing Russell at all! Smitten Katy Perry cuddles up to model beau in cute Twitter pic
• Martin Samuel: Back to the old-school away days for Roberto
• Di Matteo taking nothing for granted as Chelsea steal advantage in Benfica tie
• 'You don't hurt kids and you don't kill cops': Mobster tells of his surprise at finding out one of his hits was an off-duty officer
• Melanie Griffith looks even skinnier than usual in a pair of optical illusion trousers
• Boarding school teacher was murdered after her SUV was found abandoned with two-year-old daughter in backseat, say police
• From the miniskirt to monochrome, how Mad Men embraced the fashion trends of 1966
• Busy bee: Kim Kardashian creates a buzz as she steps out in black leather dress and yellow blazer
• He's her little star: New mother Charlize Theron steps out with her son Jackson for the first time in public
• Redknapp can't wait for Cup derby after Spurs overcome amazing Bogdan
• Rogne rebuffs claims Celtic fall apart when the going gets tough
• Trouble in paradise! The Bachelor's Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson take a 'make or break' holiday to Mexico
• How to get tough with a terrorist: As UK agonises over Qatada, Italy simply ignores Euro judges and kicks out fanatic
• How the world's smallest puppy measures up to the iPhone in your pocket
• Mac on... the shake-up in planning laws
• Estadio da Luz Match Zone: Story behind Chelsea's remarkable win over Benfica
• Feeling broody? Fergie's husband Josh Duhamel shows off his parenting skills playing with cute little boy
• Poor parenting gets the blame for riots: Clegg's panel of experts highlights 'forgotten families'
• Detective WANTED to arrest Zimmerman after Trayvon's death but prosecutors said there was not enough evidence
• Charles Sale: FIFA urged to look at controversial World Cup vote processes
• So they didn't give you a freebie then? Marion Cotillard arrives at the airport but isn't carrying that Dior bag she's been modelling
• Trainee teachers facing harder three Rs tests in bid to root out applicants not fit for the job
• Shattered dream of little Thusha: I wanted to be a dancer, says girl struck by a gangster's bullet
• Actually dressing your age for once! Elle Fanning steps out in school uniform (but it's only a costume for her latest film Bomb)
• A battle of the wills: Museum curator and businessman both claim ownership over mysterious Lee Harvey Oswald tombstone
• Are you fur real? Beyonce pimps Blue Ivy's baby sling to match her own outfit
• PM tells summit he wants a world free of nuclear weapons
• GE to pay $177million for a 2008 helicopter crash that killed eight firefighters en route to a blaze
• Arkansas town known as 'gathering point for KKK' works to re-brand itself toward black community who say they're still fear getting hung
• Concreting our glorious countryside will please ONLY the property spivs who bankroll the Tories
• Mario Lopez shows how he keeps in Extra good shape jogging and swimming topless in Miami
• Jubilee holiday 'to harm the economy': Bank governor warns that recovery could stall
• An actual magical bean? How green coffee bean extract could help you lose weight
• The comeback continues! Lindsay Lohan to guest star as HERSELF on TV smash Glee
• Davies fears for Wales future after missing Six Nations for dump tackle
• 'First of all, are the mics on?' Obama makes a joke of his hot mic missile defense comments
• In a rush were we? Katie Holmes meets friend for breakfast with badly applied make up (and wet hair, again!)
• Martin Samuel: Three Lions on a shirt, but no idea who wears it... search for next England boss must end soon
• R Prasad on...Sachin's retirement
• FAKE Will Smith tweet about Trayvon Martin sweeps the internet - and Spike Lee retweets WRONG address for George Zimmerman
• Battle for the countryside: War of words as biggest planning shake-up for decades is unveiled
• Curry from a toilet bowl, naked dinner guests and waiters paid to insult you: New show reveals the world's weirdest restaurants
• Pins on parade! Kirsten Dunst flashes her slender legs as she gets to work on set of The Bling Ring
• Andy on a Gallic charge: Simon is Murray's 39th victim as Scot moves into last eight
• We must break the grip of macho culture
• United, City, Arsenal and Spurs monitoring Notts County stopper Speiss
• Now let's win the Cup! Cahill targets Wembley glory after replay win
• Defence minister Antony pleads not guilty in 'bribe for Tatra trucks'
• Should NHS pay to replace private patient implants? Thousands of women facing TWO breast operations
• McClaren in running for England role as technical director in new training centre
• 'Condom Olympics' and 'Queer Prom' takes place at military academy as cadets celebrate first gay pride week since Don't Ask Don't Tell was banned
• Sunny Blake Lively brightens up the Gossip Girl set in a pair of bright pink heels
• League One and Two review: Carlisle back in playoff hunt after late win
• Dennis Rodman 'extremely sick' and 'broke' his lawyer claims as ex-NBA great faces jail time over 'nearly $1million in unpaid child and spousal support'
• India must face up to its inability to deal with the murky side of arms purchases
• Crystal Palace 1 Doncaster 1: Rovers go bottom of the table despite vital away point
• Chelsea use trip to Portugal to reopen Porto talks over £85m Hulk
• Portsmouth 2 Hull 0: Maguire and Ward fire Pompey off the bottom
• Legal eagle speaks up for freedom of the press
• Leicester 0 Nottingham Forest 0: Snore draw all but ends Foxes promotion hopes
• Andhra government put in a tizz again as Telangana boils to near shut down
• Shocked youngsters 'are walking out of The Hunger Games' as experts demand film's certificate is raised to 15
• Death of shame: As an advert which trivialises one-night stands is declared harmless, an appalled BEL MOONEY argues fearing society's disapproval is what keeps us civilised
• Peterborough 0 West Ham 2: Don't talk rubbish, Big Sam tells fans after closing in on Reading
• Heart specialist doubts if Muamba will be able to play football again
• A Kick Ass role! Chloe Moretz to play Carrie in remake of Seventies horror classic
• CITY FOCUS: How security firms are looking to profit in the age of the cyber criminal
• 'It was the best thing that happened to me' Big Fat Gypsy Weddings teen marries the boy who 'grabbed' her in a previous series
• Not quite groomed for the spotlight! Jenna-Louise Coleman suffers a wardrobe malfunction at Titanic 3D world premiere
• First Wives Club: World leaders at summit a vision of harmony
• MAIL COMMENT: Ministers put cronies before their voters
• It's contempt not a blazing row that kills a marriage
• MONSTER NYC deli sandwich standing nearly one foot tall honors of new Jet quarterback
• Ipswich 1 Middlesbrough 1: Leadbitter and Jutkiewicz redeem themselves
• APOEL 0 Real Madrid 3: Kaka's the key as super sub helps break down minnows
• Pictured: Boy, 13, who 'shot dead his mother, 37, with a hunting rifle after attempting to sexually abuse her'
• Wikileaks Assange set to run for seat in Australian Parliament
• Stacked on the sand! Bikini-clad Courtney Stodden wears her stripper heels to the beach as she shares a PDA-filled day with husband Doug
• 'Kiss them babies for me': The last words beloved father said to his best friend after their fishing boat sank and the friend left him alone in the water to swim for help
• One of life's bazookas, he began ranting at Mr Osborne
• Sunderland 0 Everton 2: Jelavic joy as Toffees set up Liverpool semi-final date
• Juventus keeping tabs on Chelsea midfielder Meireles as Italian giants consider swoop
• Benfica 0 Chelsea 1: Advantage Chelsea as Kalou strikes on perfect night for Di Matteo
• Dortmund targeting Dzeko as Man City run rule over Gotze
• Pictured: R-Patz the fresh-faced teen... quaffing wine with his buddy Tom Sturridge
• Why Obama won’t end this war of words
• Tottenham 3 Bolton 1: Ryan mighty! Nelsen, Bale and Saha send Spurs to Wembley
• Real Sociedad ramp up bid to sign £3.5m Arsenal winger Vela
• Top Spin at the Test: Bell saved by the law after bizarre helmet reprieve
• Fresh-faced Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence pictured before she was famous
• Adam injury adds to Dalglish's woes as midfielder is sidelined for the season
• Improved focus helping Lahiri’s game for defending the the Panasonic open
• Whitney Houston's aide says he 'emptied' hotel room before police arrived amid claims cocaine was taken from death scene
• SIMPLY SOUTH: Sri Lankan war crimes have not lost their resonance
• Irfan stars as Baroda win Mushtaq Ali T20 title in the final in Mumbai
• 'I closed my eyes to die': US serviceman tells of being shot when an Afghan soldier opened fire on his own 'allies' while they were playing football
• We know what it takes! Ferdinand believes experienced United have edge in title race
• Umesh focusing on his variations to adapt to a style of play
• 'We deal with nice, vintage products, but this is the ultimate': Rare baseball card of 'Flying Dutchman' Honus Wagner set to raise $1.5m at auction
• Getting a handle on things: Mandy Moore clutches her chest as she emerges from her trailer on set in a yellow sundress
• Uniting for Fabrice! Tottenham and Bolton show solidarity for Muamba at replay of abandoned game
• Bell admits England's batsmen guilty of not giving bowlers a break after another collapse
• 'A way to lift the gloom' After the Indian team's run of failures
• Congress withdraws list of candidates after feud over MCD poll
• Nuclear row over Falklands as Argentina accuses Britain of deploying weapons to protect Islands
• EXCLUSIVE: Wenger plans mass clearout to fund spending spree
• What's with the beards! Tom Hardy and Jake Gyllenhaal shun their sex symbol status as they sport scruffy-looking facial hair
• Dravid thanks teammates for being part of his memorable cricket journey
• Invasion of illegal street hawkers and daily traffic congestion turn plush 'shopper's paradise' Connaught Place into Choke Point
• NEWS IN BRIEF: No censure motion against Team Anna
• Pensioner, 83, died after waiting three hours for an ambulance during public sector strike
• A third of a million families may be forced to sell their homes this year as endowment policies fail to deliver
• Nine-year-old boy dies of asphyxiation after giant mound of cornmeal buries him alive
• All the top tips and best bets for Wednesday, March 28
• 'At first I felt a sense of loss': Teenager whose mother became a man describes her own emotional journey
• The race is on to find a replacement Delhi Police chief
• Woman stole sister's £13,000 inheritance cash from their mother and squandered it all on clothes, shoes, jewellery and hotels
• Jeweller protests spark Pranab hint of duty rollback on gems
• Lee going Flat out as experienced jump jockey decides to switch codes
• Revealed: How Tiger Woods was shot in the leg with a rubber bullet during SEAL exercise called the Kill House
• Dude looks like a… Edwardian bather: Steven Tyler steps back in time as he sports retro shorts on the beach
• Get on the fashion fast track... As Megan and Peggy sport racing stripes in Mad Men, how the look is a major new season trend
• Adarsh's biggest landlord: CBI probe reveals former Maharashtra Congress MLC Gidwani owns 10 flats worth Rs 80 crore in tainted Mumbai complex
• Manhattan Madam's alleged 'fixer' appears in court as her lawyer says her life has become a nightmare
• 'It was hell but worth it': Pregnant newlywed spent honeymoon laying in a 45 degree angle bed to save her unborn baby
• We need a China crisis to claim gold in London, warns diving star Waterfield
• British citizen arrested in Somalia on suspicion of trying to join Al Qaeda backed Islamic group
• ‘Berserk’ JetBlue pilot ‘ranted about Jesus, 9/11, Iraq, Iran and terrorists and sins of Vegas during bizarre sermon in cockpit’
• He's just a 'simple swinger': DSK had no idea orgy girls were pimped prostitutes, says lawyer
• Unemployed Chinese man becomes unlikely sensation building submarines in his basement... for $31,000 a piece
• Vinod is at a ‘loss’ for words but not when it comes to his maths
• Maoists retaliate and kill 12 CRPF men in Naxal landmine blast in Maharashtra
• Previous success not required... the boomerang bosses who keep coming back
• Making the most before the nappy years: Peaches Geldof clambers on top of fiancé Thomas Cohen for a PDA on the lawn
• Service charges are putting thousands of homebuyers at risk
• 'It's like a flea market for airport employees': More than 200 items stolen every DAY from checked baggage at JFK airport
• What's at the bottom of the abyss? Er, not much. First video shows the moonscape found by James Cameron on his record-breaking descent
• Alicia Silverstone posts video of her chewing baby son's food... before feeding him mouth-to-mouth
• Eurozone finance ministers must raise ONE TRILLION euro bailout for the 'mother of all firewalls' says OECD chief
• MI5 spy-meets-Parisian supermodel: Hilary Swank looks ultra chic in the French capital
• Grim future predicted for baby-boomer generation as millions approach 65th birthday
• Mama's Boys of the Bronx: Meet the grown-up men who still live at home and let their mothers do EVERYTHING for them
• Woman jailed after caught speeding three times in a single hour 'while rushing to help her mom who had fallen'
• I Spy: Ali Larter gets into character as a CIA agent on set of action-packed The Asset
• Hanoi Jane as Nancy Reagan? Jane Fonda in talks to play former first lady in upcoming movie The Butler
• Odds stacked against Marseille but Bayern Munich boss Heynckes refuses to take anything for granted
• Stand by for fireworks: The planning system now cares about design
• ANINDITA MAJUMDAR: Women victims become culprits
• Why budget airlines may not save your family money as flight fees take off
• WHIPLASH: It's an unbearable burden being Markandey Katju
• Are you sure, Michael? Injury-hit Owen claims he can play at the top for three more years
• Schoolboy, 16, thwarts B&Q thief's bid to steal £1,000 by snatching cash from his hand mid-raid
• Obama's 'drunk driving' uncle surrenders his driver's license for 45 days (but he can still drive to and from work)
• A real Hollywood lady: Kate Winslet looks breathtaking at the premiere of Titanic 3D 15 years after the film made her a global star
• Fiery tornado five times the size of Earth is captured dancing on sun's surface - and it might cause solar storms on Earth
• Six Mexican holidaymakers who met in London nightclub go on burglary spree across Britain after running out of money
• Seeing Spain the medieval way: Four-legged family fun on a tour of Castile - by donkey
• How investors can profit from ambitions to make Britain 'technology centre' of Europe
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: At last someone challenges the mining mafia's might
• 'He has his life back': U.S. doctors give gun accident victim a new face, tongue and jaw in most extensive face transplant ever
• Ramblers warned of 'hidden menace' of ticks at English beauty spots as Lyme disease cases triple in a decade
• Calling all downward-facing dudes: The new ‘Broga’ classes that hope to bring yoga to the male masses
• Ibrahimovic insists he has nothing to prove as he faces former club Barcelona
• Disastrous typo in contract saw trader paid £2m by JPMorgan for £200,000 job
• 'I felt dirty, ashamed and alone': Mets pitcher R A Dickey reveals how sexual abuse he suffered as a boy drove him to brink of suicide
• 'George has lost his life too': Zimmerman in hiding after death threats over Trayvon shooting, lawyer reveals
• Twi-light up lovers: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson enjoy a smoke break in between takes of a shoot with Katy Perry
• The eight-year-old detective: Boy uses tracking app to lead police to his stolen iPad after thieves raided his home
• How to pick the best and cheapest funds-only investing Isa
• It's over: Minka Kelly 'splits with Derek Jeter AGAIN... and falls into the arms of Wilmer Valderrama'
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Lacoste backs Louboutin red sole legal battle
• Bikinis no longer required for beach volleyball as chiefs green-light other outfits
• Only eight days left to beat the ISA deadline... so where should you stash your cash?
• Deaf diplomat 'forced to quit' Foreign Office job because bosses refused pay for £500,000 lipreader
• Former NotW U.S. editor James Desborough WON'T be charged after hacking probe arrest
• Kim Kardashian dons nephew Mason's hat as she gets a sloppy kiss
• It’s just pocket change! Owner of £1million Bugatti Veyron gets £60 parking ticket
• Confidence in India's economy remains very high
• ASK TONY: Aviva are failing to pay my pension on time
• Shocking images of 'poverty chic' in the fashion industry leaves a bad taste in the mouth
• A Duchy original: Getting lost and going whither on a rural Cornwall escape
• The pretty brunette project: Justin Lee Collins moves forward after court case brought by ex-girlfriend with new lady
• BOLLYWOOD DIARY: Agent Saif may not be thrilled by sales of his thriller
• Headteacher and male colleague at school for excluded children kissed then repeatedly punched each other in drunken row at station
• He's at it again! City star Balotelli gatecrashes Inter Milan press conference
• A third of babies born today living to 100? I don't believe it
• Are you paying out for household cover you don't need?
• Orange charged me for mobile insurance I said I didn't want – can I cancel my contract?
• JAMES CONEY: Many find that dreams are turned to dust
• 'It's alright for some!' Simon and Yasmin Le Bon sip on champagne and beer as they soak up the Australian sunshine on a yacht
• Workers fired for wearing orange shirts were 'inspired by prison inmates as they couldn't get up for coffee or speak over their cubicles'
• Formation of high-speed laser-armed 'fighter' satellites in development - could they be our best hope against asteroids?
• MARKET REPORT: Home Retail is bitten by bears
• Is it an omen? Mysterious BLACK FOX reappears in British countryside for first time since 2008
• LA Fitness renegotiates £63.4m debt pile to work off some of its annual loss
• Rio Tinto placing diamond business on block in bid to raise £752m
• ALEX BRUMMER: Hefty price for the Royal Mail as stamp increase announced
• Tesco's woes deepen after it loses market share to rival Asda
• Racing driver breaks acceleration world record for the standing mile as he powers to 257mph - in a customised FORD
• PZ Cussons issues second profit warning as political situation worsens in biggest market Nigeria
• Insurer Resolution to break up in two as it plunges into the red
• Euro needs 'mother of all firewalls' now, according to international watchdog
• Tenacious D returns! Jack Black and Kyle Gass come back with a bang in star-studded music video
• 'A cunning and shameless display': Christie Brinkley's ex hits back at her tearful interview on Today show branding her a liar
• Model Lauren Scruggs reaches $200,000 settlement with plane company after losing her hand and eye in propeller accident
• Kenya strikes it lucky with first-ever crude oil discovery
• Life begins at 40: How Brits are 19 YEARS behind on life goals to marry, own a home and start a family
• How to choose the best investing Isa and boost your returns from funds, shares and investment trusts
• Comets linked to beginnings of life: Scientists say shock waves from space rocks bombarding the Earth bonded vital amino acids together
• Was the Resurrection an optical illusion on the Turin Shroud? Cambridge academic's explosive new theory about controversial relic
• Champion Trump holds off spirited White comeback to advance in Beijing
• 'He died doing the job he so very much loved': Family pay tribute to lorry driver who died in M5 crash
• A slice of genius: Thinly cut segments of Einstein's brain go on display in Britain for first time
• 'An amazing piece of history': Slice of Queen's wedding cake, discovered in a filing cabinet, sells for £1,100
• Caption Competition: 'What do you mean there's no petrol?'
• 'Ever' the best support: Alanis Morissette beams as she is joined on the set of The Voice by her husband and baby boy
• Government plans to toughen up community sentences could INCREASE reoffending, the Ministry of Justice’s own report shows
• Faulty generator blamed for fatal poisoning of wealthy banker and his wife in remote Estonian forest
• Police fear Toulouse killer may have had an accomplice after video he filmed during shootings was sent to TV network Al-Jazeera
• Lifestyle: Swatch with Mother
• Barefaced cheek! Cleaner at nudist spa hotel is spared jail after £30k benefits scam which lasted nine years
• DIY danger: Home improvements fail to have the same 'Sarah Beeny effect' on house prices
• Going Viral: Herman Cain's small business bunny
• France's shifting sands: Tourist chiefs tempt Brits... with a picture of Cape Town
• The BIG question: Can Premium Bonds beat a cash ISA?
• U.S. tycoon plans $22bn 'EuroVegas' to boost Spain's economy – so long as they change rules on smoking indoors
• Van Gogh was good, Mother Nature even better: Nasa's model of ocean currents looks like the famous painter's 'The Starry Night'
• 'I'm loving, patient and honest': Justin Bieber on why he is such a good boyfriend
• So how DID the moon get there? Rocks from lunar surface show no traces of the ancient rock impact meant to have created it
• NEW: Savings alerts - free updates on latest interest rates, new accounts, Isas, deals and guides
• I'm snow sleepy! The adorable little boy who nodded off while learning to ski
• 'I don't even know her name!' Doctor Who's new companion Jenna-Louise Coleman talks about landing the coveted role
• 'I'm thrilled to be marrying Britain's fattest man': Woman reveals why she's finally ready to wed heavyweight after 13 years
• Student who needed brain surgery after clash with police during tuition fee protests 'wore balaclava and was part of mob waging sustained violence'
• 'I was screaming down the phone, then it went dead’: Wife tells of last conversation with husband before he was caught up in fatal street row
• Stunning last-gasp goal eliminates U.S. men's soccer team from the Olympics as players complain of being bitten and punched
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection for March 27
• 'They love that he looks like the perfect all-American boy': Harry Styles suffers knock to ego as fans go crazy for Niall Horan
• Doctors baffled as mystery illness kills six-year-old girl after children's party
• Does anyone smell disaster? QVC commemorates Titanic centennial with $69 perfume
• Hartley handed eight-week ban for biting Ferris in England's win over Ireland
• 'She'd fallen for him hard': Millionaire's daughter 'so obsessed with rioting crack dealer lover she phoned him 80 times in TWO WEEKS'
• Row over official data that shows public sector jobs pay 8% more than private sector
• Now even shapewear's getting the Mad Men treatment: Hit show's costume designer unveils retro collection for Maidenform
• Seaside sweet shop owner left with a bitter taste after council bans his 15ft-high, fluorescent-pink, inflatable stick of rock for being 'garish'
• Final countdown: Lindsay Lohan will be off formal probation for first time in four years (so long as she behaves for next 48 hours)
• Giving it another go: Denise Richards appears to have rekindled her romance with Richie Sambora as she joins him in Hawaii
• Nigeria unrest sparks a profit alert from soap firm PZ Cussons
• Arsenal snubbed as Gotze rejects summer move to join Wenger's side
• Beating acne may be a matter of thyme: Herbal cream 'more effective' than prescription gel
• 'I feel so much more confident WITHOUT implants': Danielle Lloyd on how returning to an AA-cup made her feel more secure
• Will history itself follow the Royal Mail into oblivion?
• NASA paints the night sky: Five rockets in five minutes burst into orbit, sending glowing clouds into the atmosphere
• Talk Talk
• Actor who shot to fame as first black Heathcliff hands himself in to police after failing to turn up to court for sentencing for racially abusing his girlfriend
• Bahrain motor racing chief calls on F1 to unite country... but can't guarantee safety of drivers
• Ringside seats for the Big Bang: Discovery of oldest planets ever prompts scientists to ask if they had life on them in their 12 billion year history
• The petrol strike plan to show up Cameron is going to backfire
• Unemployed man cuts off foot to continue claiming jobless benefits – only to discover he is still eligible for work
• Petrol, pasties and the politics of panic: No.10 shambles over drivers hoarding fuel, and the tax on takeaway food
• 'Modelling was my revenge': Candice Swanepoel shows school bullies what she's made of in racy shoot
• MoD unveils plans to axe 1,800 police and guard jobs by 2016
• 'From one mouse to another... I don't support drug use': Madonna hits back at dance DJ Deadmau5 for accusing her of 'promoting ecstasy' at Miami gig
• Callous couple face jail for ‘horrific’ treatment of champion greyhound found emaciated and covered in sores
• Homs is where the heart is for arrogant Assad... as UN hails 'major breakthrough' in Syria's bloody conflict
• Moses boost for Wigan as scans reveal winger has not broken his jaw
• What a bloody mess! Ryan Gosling is severely beaten, bruised and swollen for his new film Only God Forgives
• Wispy blue 'smoke' captured by space telescope is debris of huge supernova blast - and shockwave is still travelling through space
• Asda gains on Tesco in supermarket war as Netto stores add to its market share
• Bell boosted by half-century but admits England's batsman must shape up
• A barrow-load of mischief: Heartwarming pictures of orphan orangutans at play
• From busker to beauty queen: Teen in Miss England finals after fans she'd met on the street persuade her to enter
• 'I have nothing in common with Betty when it comes to mothering': January Jones says she is having 'so much fun' with baby Xander
• 'I'm happy knowing I can look after myself': Roxanne Pallett learns self-defence after terrifying ordeal at the hands of train thugs
• Teenager arrested THREE TIMES in 17 days for DUI with the possession of marijuana AND Xanax
• Now that's how to brush off a robber! The moment shopkeeper foiled knife-wielding thief by beating him with a BROOM
• Disastrous typo in contract saw commodities trader paid £2m by JPMorgan for job that should only have been £200,000
• More child weight-loss tips? Vogue writer who put 'obese' seven-year-old daughter on a diet is now set to write book about parenting
• Hope she's kicked the old habits! Star of reality show Raising Sextuplets - who 'cheated on husband with ex-lover' - marries him in secret ceremony
• AWOL soldier charged with bank fraud 'after stealing identity of billionaire Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen'
• Thanks for the tip! Sketch Damien Hirst knocked out in 30 seconds to give chauffeur sells for £4,500 at auction
• Courage of bomb expert killed after going back to deadly alleyway to defuse Taliban device
• Suffolk cottage on sale for £60,000, would suit hobbit: Estate agents says 325sq ft home is 'deceptively larger' from the outside
• Heirs to my hair: Nepalese mother seeks treatment for rare condition that causes whiskers to sprout across family's faces
• He should be dead! Man arrested with blood alcohol level SEVEN TIMES the legal limit
• Star Stanford volleyball player, 19, dies eight days after undisclosed medical emergency
• Tourism in Canary Islands 'under threat' as oil drilling just 40 miles from the coast set to go ahead
• Hoy aims for three more Olympic golds and then bow out of cycling in Glasgow swansong
• Andrea Bocelli and fiancée Veronica welcome a baby girl named Virginia
• FA seek big-name manager to be new coaching guru at national football centre
• Beaten, raped and kept as slaves: Extraordinary story of the mother and daughter who BOTH had babies by their captors (and only escaped after their children were murdered)
• Is he worth it? Cash-strapped Newt Gingrich charges $50 a photo at speaking events
• Microsoft could unveil $100 Xbox Lite next year (but that means no 'real' new console until after 2013)
• Don't look back in anger at your life - it could only make you feel ill in the future
• Sky high in Shanghai: Fearless window cleaners at work outside the 101st floor of the world's fourth-tallest building
• The Duchess of Cornwall gets trigger happy as she visits the set of Danish crime drama The Killing
• Perfect for a Han Solo! Film fan's incredible collection of Star Wars-themed GUITARS built from scrap
• 'This was a cold-blooded, pre-planned execution': Mother-of-four brutally stabbed to death by husband who kept journals about his plans to kill her
• New York air passengers who fail to turn off cell phones could end up in court and face fines
• I don't pay tax - should I bother with cash Isas?
• 17st student who swapped junk-food binges for pumping iron is crowned Britain's Strongest Woman
• Father who killed burglar with meat cleaver to end 'harrowing and brutal' attack was 'justified', coroner rules
• What was he expecting? Not-so-sly fox given a traditionally stinky brush-off by smelly skunk
• FA set to reject Chelsea's pleas to move Wembley Cup semi to Friday
• Home spa? No ta… Bizarre massage gadgets from Japan look like instruments of TORTURE
• Northern Exposure: Sunderland cup joy would be Euro nightmare for Toon
• We'll be thinking of you, Fabrice: Bolton players visit team-mate in hospital just hours before emotional return to Spurs
• Health: Dangers of Silicone in Shampoo
• Storm in a Royal teacup: Parish council chairman, 85, faces the SACK for spending £390 on diamond jubilee tankards for schoolchildren
• Hopefully you won't be doing that with the real thing! Pregnant Jersey Shore star Snooki takes baby doll to gay bar
• Eurozone firewall should be built up to €1tn, urges OECD boss Gurría
• DVF on the high street! Diane von Furstenberg's bold, beautiful collection for Gap Kids launches today... (and you can see the collection here)
• Court orders O2 to 'hand over' details of 9,000 users accused of downloading porn films from 'Ben Dover Productions'
• 'You thought you'd got away with it': Judge jails paedophile who snatched four little girls from the street in the 1980s and 1990s
• Here comes the bump! A heavily pregnant Jessica Simpson upstages the bride as she and sister Ashlee act as her maids
• New iPad lies about its battery being full (and the 'glitch' can leave users an HOUR short )
• Sun, sea, lambs and swaying palm trees! Britain to bask for THREE more days.... but heatwave will end just in time for Easter holidays
• Sri Lanka v England - the action on day three of the first Test as it happened
• Legend Palmer released from hospital after blood pressure scare
• City of Hope - Kate Kerrigan
• Your problems answered
• Health and Social Care bill becomes law as report reveals ministers warned 18months ago that reforms could damage NHS
• 'I started with crazy ideas, neon fish, gold, fluorescent': Stella McCartney on the pressures of designing an Olympic kit
• 'My room is filled with fumes. Even while I'm dying, I still want Facebook': Taiwanese woman, 31, kills herself live online
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• EDF Energy to pay £40 refunds to vulnerable customers and switch them to cheapest deal
• 'Shocked' Nicola McLean reveals she is six weeks pregnant with her third child... as she insists she didn't know she was expecting on drunken night out
• Blazing hot Britain! Soaring temperatures and 'tinder box-dry' conditions spark wildfires across countryside as drought spreads
• Floored again by the spin: Strauss and Co let down the bowlers once more
• The tragic shooting of Thusha highlights the failure of our justice system
• Forget the mojo, these English batsmen need to rediscover their tempo
• 'My missus ran away with a copper, I thought you were bringing her back': Police reveal the bizarre excuses drivers give for breaking speed limit
• What happens in North Korea is all down to Beijing
• Sunderland have Henderson and Take That to thank for improved finances
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• A national sex strike! Spain's 'high-class hookers refuse to sleep with bankers until they open up credit lines to cash-strapped families'
• Marilyn in her prime: Monroe poses at the age of 27 for her trusted make-up artist in never-before-seen pictures
• Student, 33, has her whole car dismantled after new hamster escaped on journey back from pet shop
• U.S. ranks fifth in global execution league table as it’s revealed 18,750 people in the world are still on death row
• Jumping into his role! Daniel Radcliffe gets friendly with male co-star on set while playing gay poet Allen Ginsberg
• Geordie born Carroll admits he grew up idolising Liverpool's Gerrard... now he needs to learn to score like him
• Ledley looking forward as Celtic midfielder refuses to dwell on defeat to Rangers
• Why watching a tear-jerking film actually makes you HAPPIER
• Fisherman, 18, survives 26 days adrift in Pacific on raw fish and rainwater but two friends perish
• Wife of coach firm boss, 47, jailed for having sex in car with a boy, 15, after flashing her breasts on the internet
• The boys are back in town: Matthew Morrison and Chace Crawford enjoy a party night out in London
• Stay or go elsewhere! Jol challenges Murphy, Johnson and Dempsey to pen new deals
• U.S. recovery sets business flowing for plumbing and heating giant Wolseley
• It costs £15 to find a bogus student. But still the authorities can't be bothered
• It's time to do what is right for RBS, and selling off chunks to the Middle East is not the answer
• Shameless clamper called ambulance for sick driver who had pulled over... and then clamped his car AFTER victim was taken to hospital
• 'I miss my tan!' Kendall Jenner posts bikini snap as she gets ready to bronze herself for the summer months
• EasyJet set to allow passengers to book their seats... for a charge of up to £12 per person
• Should I stay or should I go? On-loan Foster unsure over Baggies future
• Off to jail in cuffs, student who tweeted abuse about heart failure footballer Fabrice Muamba
• Look at us now! Mother and son shed the equivalent weight of a baby elephant after having gastric bypass surgery
• Stand up before you keel over: Sitting increases risk of dying in three years by 40%
• Alzheimer's: A living death both for the patient and their loved ones
• Wood you believe it - it's a tree-mu! Motorist spots mysterious emu-like creature peering over a hedge (but turns out it's a piece of old elm)
• Twitter troll jailed for 56 days after mocking tragic Bolton midfielder Muamba
• When even the Queen's bank turns a blind eye to dodgy transactions, the City should hang its head in shame
• Forget the AVB crouch, mad-cap Maradona shows who's boss with touchline roly-ploy
• Computer hacker who leaked nude Scarlett Johansson photos online faces 60 years in prison and $2.2million fine
• For sale: The cheque that gave birth to Superman, the golden age of comics and a legal battle of heroic proportions
• GP 'had sex with patient after claiming it would be therapy for abuse she suffered as child and SAVE her marriage'
• Murray is not up for the Cup: British No 1 pulls out of tie against Belgium
• School bans cerebral palsy girl from using walker... because it is 'unsafe' for other children
• Keeping up with the Beckhams: Kim Kardashian 'to view David and Victoria's £18m UK home' as European base for family
• She's a good advert for it! A flawless Katy Perry shows off a glowing complexion for new spot cream advert
• From Russia with Love: Former spy Anna Chapman channels Catwoman as she returns to Moscow fashion week
• Romney has a big lead but he can't put away Santorum
• Top horse racing trainer Bob Baffert recovers in Dubai after heart attack
• 'I kept waiting for someone to say cut': Kate Winslet recalls that 'terrifying' night on Necker Island
• Royal Mail to charge 60p for 1st class stamps and 50p for 2nd class after Ofcom loosens price controls
• Lover of nurse who was cleared of poisoning patients on ward found with child porn when police raided their house
• Nurse 'didn’t notice a patient was DEAD and left another with her breasts exposed on a mixed-sex ward’
• Can't you read? Kingfisher catches a fish and cheekily eats it on a 'no fishing' sign
• Balancing act: Alyssa Milano juggles life as a working mother as she returns to filming Mistresses
• Want an answer to the party funding crisis, Dave? Try bringing back some old-fashioned honesty and integrity
• Dad you're SO annoying! Teenager Tomic asks umpire to throw his old man out of match in Miami
• Peak District monolith was angled 'to track the sun' 4,000 years ago - and could have been important in pagan rituals
• Tevez set to complete comeback by starting for City in bid to boost title chances
• Argentine Embargo threatens to starve Falkland Islanders- Cameron must act now
• Looks like it was painted on! Irina Shayk attends fashion fundraiser in VERY fitted blue dress
• China urged to probe suspicious death of Briton who had links to purged Communist Party anti-corruption crusader
• 'I know a grubby little peasant of a man': Donald Trump mocked by opponents of Scottish golf course in seven-minute parody of Queen classic Bohemian Rhapsody
• ‘Outstanding’ schoolboy, 12, banned from lessons because his bizarre haircut doesn’t comply with uniform policy
• £1m or bust: Bradford on brink as fans are urged to save cash-strapped club in 10 days
• Time for prayers? Mancini takes break from mind games at religious site in Bosnia
• 30 SECOND GUIDE: Black cabs
• 'Screenshots of Despair': One website reminds us just how cruel and insulting computers can be
• Rubbing toothpaste on your teeth 'quadruples protection against decay'
• Pampering for mum-to-be: Molly Sims looks radiant in a striped blue maxi dress as she leaves a beauty salon with a big smile
• The Top Spin: Testing times ahead as five-day game could be reduced to Ashes
• Boy, 4, found dead in neighbour's back yard 'after being mauled to death by up to five pit bulls'
• Chelsea face fight with Inter Milan to land Blanc after Ranieri is axed by Italians
• Now News Corp is accused of bringing down pay-TV rivals 'by hacking codes to allow viewers to watch for free'
• Liverpool set to miss out on Holmes as Tranmere star eyes Ibrox switch
• Little Britton agrees to extend his stay with Swansea after making big impact
• 'As I was coming back down it didn’t feel like I was falling, more like floating. That was until I hit the ground:' The heart-stopping moment British soldier was blown up by the Taliban and lost both his legs
• 'I know he's my dad, but he's annoying': Tennis star pleads with umpire to get his FATHER thrown out of stands during match
• Forget schooldays or the golden years, we're happiest at the age of 33
• Queen's bank Coutts fined £8.75m for taking 'dirty money' from despots
• Abu Dhabi could buy up chunk of RBS - at a huge loss to taxpayers who bailed it out
• Did Europeans move to Africa to weather out ice ages? New DNA study suggests people migrated between continents before recorded history
• 'We're going to celebrate our career in the homeland!' Wet Wet Wet reform for one-off 25th anniversary concert in Glasgow
• MPs want to force Google and Twitter to censor search results to comply with gagging injunctions protecting the likes of Ryan Giggs
• Riddle of British boy, 15, in Dubai death fall after a drunken row and 'f*** the system' tweet
• Explosive gas cloud spewing from leaking 'well from hell' off British coast is growing and could take six months to stop, experts warn
• Ofcom to decide whether Royal Mail can charge what it wants for a first-class stamp
• 'I'm a tough Greek, I'll power through': Maria Menounos brushes aside broken rib injury to perform near flawless routine on DWTS
• Giggs happy to take 1-0 wins if it leads to lifting the title in May
• Enjoying the sunshine... as only Imogen can! Thomas dons TINY Little Miss Trouble top and sucks on an ice lolly
• Minimum alcohol pricing helps retailers and won't stop binge drinking - but adds £200 a year to food bills, report warns
• A slice of golf history - yours for £350,000! Forgotten pictures of Old Tom Morris set to go on sale
• Bored of the bob? Sam Faiers shows off long hair piece as she and a friend party with Drake
• Charming character cottage, would suit hobbit: One of England's tiniest properties to go under the hammer for just £60,000
• EasyJet trials £12 fee for seats with more leg room in latest stealth charge
• Tears in paradise: Tonga's flamboyant king given spectacular farewell as 150 pallbearers carry George V's coffin to Royal Tombs
• Rise of rental Britain: More families forced to rent as buy-to-let homes double in a decade
• FTSE CLOSE: Market dips as US worries resurface; RBS jumps on interest from Abu Dhabi
• Don't be fooled by the flatbread: Burger King's first-ever lamb burger that contains a whopping 708 calories (and almost half are from the bread)
• What the back pages say on March 27: Rooney keeps United on track as Benfica fire warning to dancing Drogba
• Sunderland practice penalties as O'Neill plots semi-final visit to Wembley
• Williamson century secures hard fought draw for New Zealand
• Drivers face Easter fuel shortages with 8,000 petrol stations set to close after tanker drivers vote for strike
• Precious cargo coming through! The heavy lifting is left up to Suri Cruise as she carries box of toys out of her home
• TOWIE's Lauren Goodger covers up in the Miami sunshine... while Frankie Essex bares her bikini body with pride
• Man United keeper Lindegaard could miss rest of the season after injury setback
• Simon Cowell's bleeding intruder found hiding on seven-foot high shelf in pop mogul's walk-in closet
• Revealed: Why cavemen are to blame for the fact that tepid coffee tastes so bad
• Sheer delight: Kate Moss celebrates spring with a see-through blouse and fresh-cut flowers
• Best photobomb EVER! Returning Navy sailor surprises grandmother by jumping in a photo on her birthday
• Winning streak! Katherine Jenkins shows off her sexy side on DWTS… and lands top of the leaderboard once again
• Psych patient facing murder charges after room mate he attacked dies of his injuries
• Chelsea will seek to move Wembley trip if they reach Champions League semi-finals
• Royal couple reveal new heir to the Swedish throne as three-week-old Princess Estelle has her first official photoshoot
• Rihanna keeps her head down as Demi Moore's friends say she's 'sick to her stomach' over singer's relationship with Ashton Kutcher
• U.S. soldiers accused of working with Mexican drug cartel - and 'agreeing to carry out murder-for-hire plot'
• Lorraine Kelly to take over Daybreak... but she won't set her alarm for six o'clock
• A step up in spyware: Metal detectors can tell how much cash you have in your pocket
• Elderly couple found dead in Colorado wildfire that destroys houses and forces hundreds of residents to evacuate
• For the gentleman who likes to be discreet about his drinking: The underwear flask that dispenses beer... from your fly
• Moving out so soon? Pregnant Snooki and co-star JWoww vacate their Jersey City apartment with their help of their men
• Trying to take them for a ride: Elizabeth Olsen turns on the charm as she steps back in time with Daniel Radcliffe on set of new film
• Surely you're not short of offers! Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton sports 'Sex' shoes at fashion fundraiser
• Arabic broadcaster Al-Jazeera backs down over showing disturbing footage filmed by Toulouse gunman after pleas from Sarkozy
• Hunger Games 'too gory for young teens' say parents as they hit out at film's PG-13 rating
• The assassination that shook the world: Rare and unpublished photos from John F. Kennedy's funeral in 1963
• Across the ocean in 76 days... Russian man becomes first to paddle from Europe to the Caribbean in a canoe
• Best supporting girlfriend: Sam Worthington shows off Crystal Humphries at World premiere of Wrath of the Titans
• Break out the tissues! Cee Lo Green breaks down in tears three times during highly emotional final battle rounds on The Voice
• 'She was dishonest': Pageant organizers deny discrimination after kicking out transgender beauty queen saying instead she lied on the application form
• Africa's walking dead: Mystery of horrific 'nodding' disease that turns children into zombies
• Adventurer paddles into the record books with solo trip across Atlantic Ocean... in a CANOE
• Scandal at News Corp spreads as Justice Department monitors hacking allegations at European TV subsidiaries
• They weren't always so grown up! Kendall and Kylie Jenner show off adorable baby picture
• Still keeping mum: Charlize Theron steps out solo without her new son
• Who not to hit: NYPD patrol car is crushed by lamppost after it is hit by lorry driver speeding through red light
• Forget running for the hills: America turning into massive metropolis as 8 out of 10 live in cities
• Leggy lady Jennifer Lopez dazzles mob of fans in tight lime dress in Brazil... as beau Casper Smart watches on beaming with pride
• Have Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell secretly tied the knot? Cute couple step out wearing 'wedding rings' on a romantic stroll
• 'I will never give up on Jessie': Mother's vows to keep searching as sketch is released of what daughter might look like six years after she went missing
• Amazing moment a Brazilian driver went nuts! Biker left clinging from windscreen after he kicks woman's car
• Better stand up to read this: Sitting down for too long could kill you
• Oh, Madge! The bottom line is no woman over 50 should really be wearing fishnets
• A crafty idea! Katherine Heigl decides to solve her fashion fails by buying a sewing machine and fabric
• The graph that shows how Dow-Jones would plummet without Apple propping it up
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: 'If my grandmother could live without assistance in 1919, a lot more people could do it today': Michael Grade attacks benefits culture in TV interview
• Showing exactly how old Hollywood glamour is done! Amber Heard dons figure enhancing black satin dress for Oprah premiere
• RICHARD KAY: William and Kate holiday with the in-laws: Couple hit ski resort with Duchess' parents
• Mac on... Tory donors dining with the PM
• Save our floundering fish! Thousands moved as the drought takes its toll on water levels
• Pucker up! The moment a tipsy Madonna planted a kiss on Nicki Minaj at her 29th birthday bash
• Minimum alcohol price will hit middle earners hardest with plans adding more than £200 to family’s grocery bill
• Schools earn more money from students taking media studies than maths
• How clever are you? Count how many friends you have and that will tell you the answer
• Do you stock Nigella under 'Sex' or 'Cookery?' And other daft questions people ask in bookshops
• Political correctness run amok as New York City schools ban terms like 'dinosaur' and 'Halloween' on tests
• New Age followers still waiting for aliens to beam them up 15 years after Heaven's Gate cult suicides left 39 people dead
• Money 'laundering' at the Queen's bank: Coutts fined £8.75m for taking despots' millions
• Another blow to marriage as top judges demand no-fault divorce and say current laws are vastly outdated
• Woman kills daughter then herself to 'get over break-up with lover'
• Labour led the argument that the state should play a key role in regulation of the Press
• New patches on the skin that could pick up when you're going to be poorly
• Wigan host North Wales Crusaders in Challenge Cup as Leeds take on Wakefield
• Could taking 40 winks in the classroom help boost your exam results?
• Court issues warning over planning rules shake-up as new system is set to given the green light
• It's so good being bad! Angelina Jolie swears her kids are happy that she's playing movie villain Maleficent
• VIDEO: Messi comes to the rescue again.. but this time on the basketball court!
• Taking a well-earned break: New mother Jennifer Garner relaxes with pampering session at nail salon
• The village in fear of the Silent Stalker: Residents are targeted by masked prowler in Midsomer Murders-style mystery
• 'I wasn't unreasonable, we just had squabbles': Wife hits out at courts that allow marriages to break up over 'trivial' matters
• Sons of a Feather! Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson are joined onstage by their sons as they continue the tour of their hit TV show
• 'Diary of an Angry Stripper': Controversy at conservative newspaper over writer exposed as exotic dancer... who chronicles her late-night escapades online