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• Number of pupils taking Polish GCSE surges 867% in six years as schools use immigrants' children to boost league table performances
• Drivers' joy at 'snow globe of cash' in the road after thousands of dollars fall out of security truck on highway
• Did British aid money pay for hostage Judith's release? Pilotless 'drone' planes, the SAS and private hostage negotiations
• Dressing appropriately for once: Sam Faiers dons jeans and Converse to try out Alton Towers' new rollercoaster ride
• Keep calm! McCoist's plea for cool heads ahead of Old Firm crunch
• Comparison websites 'not always the best' at getting the lowest price for consumers
• Lennon's pledge to fight his corner: 'I still say it was a penalty'
• The sound of elephants making love: Tharoor's dig at India's foreign policy has audience in splits
• The oddball Olympics: A wrecked jet dragged around Wales and a chunk of Norway floating to Britain... the arts festival tied into the Games that's costing us £5.4m
• Hodgson wants an early decision on Birmingham keeper Foster
• Don't worry, he's only playing! Katherine Heigl gets a shock as big puppy wraps its teeth around her arm
• Elvis is back in the building! Watch as adorable two-year-old dances the jive to Jailhouse Rock
• The Olympics clothes horses: Bizarre bright-coloured suits to cover equine contenders
• Wigan 20 Warrington 22: Warriors pay the penalty as Hodgson send Wolves top
• Price leads the way in Morocco and 7-Eleven Rock could still make the cut
• So you think you can twist the dance: Bollywood divas trying out traditional steps in item numbers don't seem to believe in retaining purity of the dance form
• £7 a picture: The hospitals cashing in on baby scans that others hand out for free
• O'Neill hails McClean after penning new Sunderland deal... then orders youngster in for training
• England off to great start in Hong Kong Sevens
• Life without parole for money-grabbing husband-slaying wife who hired hit man to kill 'tender and trusting' family man
• Hundreds of tricycles rot as MCD can't find enough needy in city
• 'How the hell are you organising the Olympic games?' Zara Phillips lambasts 2012 organisers in spoof sketch for Sport Relief
• Sale 9 Saracens 45: Hodgson returns to haunt Sharks as Sarries hit summit
• Anti-nuke stir leader says they had Jayalalithaa's blessing
• Atheist soldier plans anti-religious festival at military base
• Before she was famous: School pictures reveal a gawky 13-year-old Jennifer Lawrence with a dodgy perm
• The day my wife's heart stopped at 40,000ft...and how what happened next restored my faith in human nature
• Worcester 19 Newcastle 9: Falcons edge closer to relegation
• The year of vengeance: How neighbours turned on each other and anarchy erupted in the aftermath of WWII
• Wrinkly can be ravishing: As Charlotte Rampling says she'll never go under the knife, Barry Norman celebrates the British actress
• G-Mac and Poulter back in business at the Arnold Palmer Invitational
• 'If I can't have you, no one else will': Jealous teacher who bit off his wife's nose is jailed
• Charles Sale: Newton's medals are found at last
• 'Wounded' Priya hits back at ex with A-list bash for Bollywood
• MAIL COMMENT: Mr Osborne must put bad week behind him
• Flower power! Audrina Patridge shows off her washboard stomach and killer curves in a floral bikini as she hits the beach
• The Saturday debate (Championship special)... Who do you think will be promoted to the Premier League?
• Social workers took away our baby for nine months: With no evidence against them, couple were banned from looking after their son
• My big fat gypsy bogus wedding fixer: The 'marriage' organiser who kept cropping up at ceremonies... as Mail investigation reveals boom in sham nuptials
• Sri Lanka's media brands India 'loser' following UN resolution vote
• Benidorm's Got Talent! Boyband Los Chorizos perform an unforgettable audition for the judges as part of Sport Relief
• Secret Service probe after Santorum supporter yells 'pretend it's Obama' as GOP candidate fires gun at target
• 'I didn't pay any attention to it!' Angelina Jolie claims she has taken no notice of Oscars thigh flash furore
• R Prasad on...Political motivation
• AMITABH MUKHOPADHYAYA: The price of food security
• Wilshere fit for Arsenal's European fight and eyes Chelsea return
• DECCAN BUZZ: Bypoll another nail in Congress's coffin
• 'It was like watching my sister get changed!' Dermot O'Leary is appalled by Davina McCall's cringe-worthy dancing on Sport Relief
• Train Like a Tribute: New York gym jumps on Hunger Games bandwagon with themed workout class
• Liverpool target Armero after holding talks over £5.5m deal for Udinese man
• EXCLUSIVE: McClaren - Don't delay choosing next England manager
• Chelsea v Tottenham: Martin Keown's three key clashes
• RAISINA TATTLE: Union railway minister Mukul Roy makes gaffe twice during maiden speech
• Anonymous hackers target the Pope's visit to Mexico with warning over 'political weapon'
• Gandhigiri gives contractor a 'taxing' time over cess dues
• WHIPLASH: Hill state stinks as the vultures swoop down
• Strolling with his father, the tattooed ex-drug addict heir to £100m Mountbatten fortune
• Letter sent to elementary school parents suggested students wear 'animal print' clothing to celebrate Black History Month
• Spare us politicians who lecture us about morality
• Former President's 1.4 acre estate sells for £1.7million but new owners vow to keep it the same
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Populism alone can't be the basis for governance
• Powdered and polished: Kim Kardashian cakes on the make-up as she steps out with pregnant sister Kourtney... and brand flour assailant a 'bully'
• Brit special! Watson dumps Safarova out in Miami with career best performance
• Snubbed BJP Yeddyurappa is fast losing credibility and resigned to his fate
• Flashback: The ultimate crying game... when Man City and Stoke were relegated
• The right decision? Balotelli argues with City boss Mancini over half-time substitution
• Katie Holmes left carrying daughter's giant cuddly toy... as Suri goes hand-in-hand with grandma on family day out
• Former commander of Royal Yacht Britannia in choppy waters over shed planning permission row
• She finally gets her man! Miranda snogs tennis pro Goran Ivanisevic before she and David Walliams strip to their swimwear
• Pension funds eye rented housing as number of people living in their own home drops
• 'Desperate' City! United boss Ferguson hits back at rival Mancini over Tevez U-turn
• Lokayukta pushes for review of decision on censoring CM
• West Ham favourites for Olympic Stadium after rugby rivals drop out of fresh bid process
• Man, 29, 'repeatedly molested girl, 11, and had frequent sex with his dog'
• She's a vamp! Twilight star Ashley Greene slips into racy fishnet tights on the set of Americana TV pilot
• 'Welcome to hell': Gary Lineker and his wife Danielle are reduced to tears as they take a trip to Bangladesh for Sport Relief
• Drinks companies threaten legal action over Prime Minister's assault on cheap alcohol, claiming it 'breaks EU law'
• Redknapp out to stop slide as Spurs feel Euro heat from Chelsea
• Pubs cheer Government plans to slap minimum charge on alcohol
• E-m-b-a-r-r-a-s-s-i-n-g: Youngest ever National Spelling Bee contestant, 6, out-spells FOX reporter
• Saving face: How McClaren is rebuilding his career in Holland (again)
• Kazakh gold medal shooter left outraged as Borat parody of national anthem is played
• Labour unrest marked by violent showdowns takes sheen off Gurgaon glitzy facade
• UGC official 'forged documents' to con MCI into approving institute
• Can it ever be right to pay ransoms to kidnappers?
• 'A third of the girls with real boobs are considering implants': NFL's oldest cheerleader spills about extreme off-field expectations
• MARKET REPORT: Investors pull the plug on Wolseley
• Hats off to Christina Hendricks! Mad Men star uses her titfer box as a stylish accessory
• Two students found dead in their dorms within hours of each other at the same university... but deaths are unrelated
• The Malaysian torture that leaves even super-fit Button breathless
• Why every penny Tom Jones earned in Vegas went straight to the Mob: The man who discovered him in a miners' club reveals the truth about the singer
• 'She likes rabbits, is good with glitter...and smells of raspberries': In their own words why children love Kate
• 'How dare Dennis says it's MY fault he hit me': Rula Lenska reveals the terror of her ex-husband's drunken rages but says she can't bring herself to hate him
• IPL's glam look: Presenters set for change of strip as new season gets underway
• Mancini ready to irk Fergie again by moving for Palace defender Clyne
• I was wrong to have a baby at 57: Her partner's left her and she's had a brush with death, here Britain's oldest first-time mum reveals her regrets
• BEL MOONEY: I miss my dear sister so much I just can't bear to go on living
• MoD clashes with army over appointment of new Assam Rifles chief
• It's Top Secret: Aston Villa's Marc Albrighton reveals all
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: The hidden perils of assault on pensioners
• How did we do? It's been a see-saw season of performances since the ODI against England
• Stop moaning! Dalglish blasts Sterling and tells him to earn his place at Liverpool
• Pipe lines up National trio but reveals Grands Crus will miss Aintree
• How we're still too embarrassed to discuss sex with a doctor (but are our physicians too prudish to talk about it too?)
• Former skipper Watson in line for Rotherham top job despite Fowler interest
• How cheeky! Irina Shayk and Anne V show off their flirty side and bikini-clad bottoms in mischievous beach snap
• Gormon makes schoolboy error and is banned for 14 days
• Pakistan Army officers in Haiti sodomy scandal involving a 12-year-old boy
• These fat-cat lawyers should be in the dock
• 'It was extremely difficult': Lindsey Vonn opens up about divorce from husband and coach Thomas
• For whom the Bell tolls! Agent KP backs his man to come good in Sri Lanka
• Sam Turner's betting box: Your guide to the weekend's big races
• Armaan set to debut race in Indy Lites series becoming the first Indian in the series
• Premier League Boot Room: The stats, the facts, the tips and the teams
• Couple 'had bloody spat while watching strippers at a mud party festival'
• INVESTMENT EXTRA: Three North Sea oil explorers to watch - Faroe, Xcite and Valiant
• He's got my vote! Everton boss Moyes hails Rodgers as manager of the year
• Akhilesh's job dole sop story takes a trashy turn after 3,000 applications found in garbage dump
• Hoping to hit a home run! Charlie Sheen poses with co-stars on Anger Management set as he takes on pro baseball player role
• 'Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region': Shocking blunder as Borat's mock national anthem is played out at medal ceremony
• Bong bombshell's explicit 'hate' talk for movie promo goes viral on the internet
• Paralympic star wants to excel in new role
• Hopping mad! Liverpool loaner Cole admits eating frogs' legs in bid to fit in
• Hughes: I'll axe Barton from QPR team if performances aren't good enough
• Martinez isn't unsackable! Whelan fires warning to under-performing Wigan
• Hotel review: A hidden gem as An Inspector Calls at The Olde Bull Inn, Mildenhall, Suffolk
• Your guide to all the weekend's Aviva Premiership fixtures
• BT's deficit-busting pension plans give it a £1bn boost
• You said what? Charlton decide against signing World Cup winner Rivaldo
• Father donates sperm to help son and daughter-in-law have children
• Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network'
• Relief for government employees and pensioners as DA is hiked to cushion price rises
• 'Chopped it off!' Victoria Beckham debuts her new cropped haircut... and tweets a picture of her lopped-off locks
• Netaji's poll cry: SP president urges workers to be ready for mid-term general election
• Pop down and get us a cup of tea, will you? No such thing as vertigo for workmen perching 1,000ft up the Shard tower
• Standard Chartered's top five bosses share £24m payday
• Goal machine! Pardew backing former beetroot packer Lambert to strike it rich
• If I were a boy...Mollie King looks far from girly as she dons a baggy shirt with a flat cap to visit Una Healy and baby Aoife
• New York Yankee pitcher breaks ankle so badly the bone went THROUGH his skin 'he was trampolining with his son'
• EXCLUSIVE: It's an emotional start for Britain's Indy lady in the wake of Wheldon tragedy
• Let The Hunger Games begin! Experts predict sci-fi adventure will take $150m on its first weekend as fans clamour for seats at midnight screenings
• Heavenly day with my two angels: Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes enjoys blissful family outing with husband and son in Miami
• Saints take Leeds cue in bid to rescue Super League season
• Ganga crusader breaks epic 70-day hunger strike as government blinks
• Hello Hanoi: History, horror and heavenly spa treatments on a journey into Vietnam
• Nigel's rallying cry for Fabrice: Reo-Coker must find words to lift Bolton
• 'Obsessed' firearms officer shot himself dead fearing WPC lover was seeing a colleague
• EXCLUSIVE: I take the praise but you're a hero one minute and a bum the next
• Teaching 'values and responsibilities' to children top priority of schools because parents and TV shows set poor examples
• 'I feel like it's my face': Astonishing progress of chimp attack victim Charla Nash, two years after receiving full-face transplant
• Sandhu keen on homework to pass test ahead of the London Olympic games
• Two drunken louts accused of killing father-of-three for scratching their Innova car
• Vikas and Shiva assure India of two Olympic medals
• Zygna founder ready to cash in $277million after selling stocks in the social gaming company
• Stanley Gibbons profits boosted by Chinese philatelists snapping up Diamond Jubilee souvenir stamps
• Trying to shift a few pounds? Stick to a 'smelly food' diet
• Three hundred Danes wrongly told they were billionaires after winning lottery
• Top Republican says ‘Democrat front group’ is orchestrating illegal Rush Limbaugh robocalls
• ALEX BRUMMER: Banks back in the firing line over bonuses
• Polo millionaire who adopted girlfriend to protect his fortune found guilty of DUI manslaughter and faces 30 years in jail
• Boost for Osborne as economy shows signs of life and international watchdog backs much-maligned Budget
• The calm before the storm: Imogen Thomas relaxes with a massage before testing out Alton Towers' new rollercoaster
• Inter's academy can rival Barcelona's, claims club CEO ahead of NextGen final
• Pardew fires warning to Premier League rivals targeting Newcastle stars
• U.S soldier accused of Afghan massacre faces death penalty as he's charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder
• Are you sure, Kenny? Dalglish happy to settle for cup success over league gains
• Pakistan praise and celebrate after win over Bangladesh after Asia cup final
• Wasps in crisis as Young has five matches to save giants of the game
• Shakes-Drayton defends 'Plastic Brit' Cox and insists Team GB are unfazed by criticism
• Swindon boss Di Canio takes his wacky world to Wembley for trophy showdown
• Happy Aguero pledges future to Manchester City despite Real interest
• Speed demons trapped: City's first high speed camera catches 600 cars breaching the limit during trial run
• Stress-free slopes: How to take the kids skiing - and still feel like you're on holiday
• Caption competition: You can't eat those! Royal pup Lupo gives Kate the runaround
• Tori Spelling announces she is pregnant with baby No.4... five months after giving birth
• So who is Katy Perry's new man? Meet the Karl Lagerfeld muse who has been hailed 'the male Gisele'
• Ferguson's 'keep the faith' backing lifts Wolves boss Connor
• Yorkshire rising: There's nothing Scabby about Scarborough's stylish makeover
• I'll be back... in your life! Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks up to 'wife' Maria Shriver and her family during speech
• Shoplifter gets more than he bargained for when he is apprehended by Tae Kwon Do champion
• Terry: I'm NOT the Chelsea manager, Di Matteo has been immense
• Look, no hands! JLS prove they can play a game of Quidditch as they take a tour of The Making Of Harry Potter
• Paralysed man guilty of double murder after being tried while lying in courtroom bed
• Mad Men as you've never seen it before - Don Draper and the cast are remade as a retro-styled YouTube game
• 'It was a big decision but it was the perfect time': Katrina reveals why her return to music after a 20-year break is finally right
• 'The jury got it right based on the facts': Tyler Clementi's parents say they are happy with guilty verdict against Dharun Ravi...as he reveals second webcam spying incident was not his idea
• Newly discovered Mozart piano work he composed as a child is performed for first time
• Brave woman shopper pounced on pervert taking indecent pictures of children in Sainsbury's... after security guards refused to help her
• The Captain's Log: Aintree hoping welfare won't be an issue
• If a quiz show host can become an Officer of the British Empire, then why not Roger Scruton?
• Murder suspect's brother pulls gun on news reporter when she goes to investigate the killing
• 'Miracle' cream dubbed 'Botox in a jar' that caused a storm in U.S. hits British high street
• Victory for 30,000 solar panel households as Supreme Court throws out Government feed-in tariff appeal
• Pictured: Forlorn Bobbi Kristina comforted by her 'brother lover' on the day she learnt how mother Whitney Houston died
• The Squeaker decks the hall with bags of money
• Today's Tories aren't the Nasty Party - they're the Stupid Party
• Solicitor jailed for stealing over £50,000 from elderly dementia sufferer who treated him 'like a son'
• Actress SUE JOHNSTON divulges WHAT BOOK gave her the reading bug
• The Hangover III set for release next Spring as director Todd Phillips is confirms third and final instalment
• 'Who wears hoodies? Everyone that ever stuck up a store': Geraldo refuses to back down over Trayvon comments despite making his own son ashamed
• Red hot Carol Vorderman is on trend in her Peter Pan collar dress
• Win with Puss In Boots as it launches on Blu-Ray and DVD
• Almost there! Sarah Harding proves she's well on her way to getting a six-pack as she shows off her toned tummy
• Pardew eyes top six spot: Toon must finish how we started
• Neighbour from hell, 77, who ‘got paralytic on home-made hooch’ is evicted after eight-year campaign of harassment
• PICTURE THIS: BARBRA STREISAND BARBRA: A RETROSPECTIVE BY ALLEGRA ROSSI
• 'Mindless, distinctly silly and a splashy pop spectacle': Jesus Christ Superstar's Broadway return proves too loud for critics
• Going viral: Kuwait mistakes obscene Borat parody for Kazakh national anthem
• £40 or £200 an hour... what's the right price for financial advice?
• Bring your cheque book and pen! Blankety Blank host and comedy legend Les Dawson's house and belongings up for sale
• Nearly a new image! 'Drunk' hardman Jason Statham dances about on the set of Hummingbird
• North Carolina boundary moved 150ft after 277 years... and now some residents have pricier gas and illegal fireworks
• Koellerer's appeal against life ban for attempted match fixing is upheld
• Wait a second, you're not a Wonderbra model! Male fraudster used fake credit card in name of Eva Herzigova as part of £300,000 scam
• From Cindy Crawford to Naomi Campbell, new exhibition shows how Herb Ritts' photography 'came to define the era of the supermodel'
• 'I'm very proud and approve of what he did': Brother of Al-Qaeda fanatic tells police he is glad seven people, including three children, are dead
• The sleepy village that triumphed over Tesco as people power forces chain to abandon pub conversion
• Is it cheaper to cook from scratch or buy a ready meal?
• How to make ants commit suicide by going into a 'spiral of death' (which doesn't always go ant-iclock-wise)
• He's behind you! Moment a photographer misses stag he has been searching for
• SMALL CAP MOVERS: Listless week as investors digest Budget
• A modern day mission: Lancaster bomber crew prepares for action 70 years on in remarkable set of airfield pictures
• Murray the Master in Miami as British No 1 dumps Falla to reach round three
• Texas city manager on salary of $176,000 fires himself to save jobs of his employees
• Big Brother just got scarier: Japanese CCTV camera can scan 36 million faces per second - and recognise anyone who has walked into its gaze
• One of life's winners? You should be so lucky!: LUCK BY ED SMITH
• Whitney Houston's 'drug dealer eliminated all traces of cocaine from the singer's room after finding her dead in bath'
• Exiled Russian banker left in coma by submachine gun 'assassination bid' put under armed guard in hospital over fears of further attempts on his life
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: West Brom 1 Newcastle 3 - the action from the Hawthorns as it happened
• Bombs, babes and banned in Pakistan: Meet Bollywood's Bond called Agent Vinod
• 'And then there was the time Chuck Berry punched Keith Richards...': Ronnie Wood spills the beans during radio interview
• CITY DIARY: Trading update from TUI and full results from the Co-operative
• Moment Somali terrorist is arrested in front of beach-goers as Britain is given clearance to launch airstrikes on pirate camps
• Royal tour is child's play for Camilla! Duchess of Cornwall charms the crowds with enthusiastic reading of The Gruffalo
• Coleen Rooney avoids a Bridget Jones style mishap by tying her hair back for a topless drive
• Hodgson: Muamba collapse brought back haunting memories of Solbakken
• Shock video of boy being bullied and beaten by a girl on a school bus...but he refuses to fight back saying 'ignore the idiots'
• Peter Mayle: I worked in advertising on Madison Avenue in the 60s and earned more than the British PM
• Fertile imagination: Women have more sexual fantasies when they're ovulating
• 'Proud to be a size 16' Claire Richards covers up her curves with an artfully placed suit bag
• Rangers' Ticketus deal stands after judge declines to offer guidance on £24m deal
• STOKE v Manchester City: Etherington available again after missing Spurs clash
• Chinese sell Iran £100m surveillance system capable of spying on dissidents' phone calls and internet
• Running wild: Jools Oliver looks super slim as she pushes herself to the max jogging
• 'We're having two honeymoons because of the X Factor' says Dermot O'Leary
• Obama nominates Dartmouth head for World Bank president (but has he seen the video of him as a rapping spaceman?)
• A slice of the Michael Jackson dream: Rollercoaster from Neverland ranch is on the market for $50k (but it's only the turtle train for kids)
• It's an egg-tra-terrestrial! Couple's shock as hen lays egg with 'alien' face
• Sunderland v QPR: Traore ruled out of Wearside trip while Hill faces late fitness test
• Facebook threatens to sue employers who demand passwords in job interviews - users 'should never have to share' information'
• NORWICH v Wolves: Pilkington available after making instant recovery from knock
• Forget running tracks or stadia, this Olympic hopeful trains in an underground service tunnel built for sewage pipes
• 'Supergran' Ann Timson who foiled armed raiders by belting them with her handbag is honoured
• Mersey Beat: Rodwell needs a slice of luck to realise his undoubted potential... and it must happen soon
• Snow fright! Evil Queen Julia Roberts jumps out of her skin after getting pranked on Ellen Degeneres show
• Out with the new and in with the old as vintage railway station rebuilds Victorian signal box
• Pretty in pink: The Queen looks stylish in pastels on tour in Manchester today... as she comes face-to-face with a Dalek
• An inadequate alcohol strategy in the face of a national crisis
• Mafia mobster is freed from jail just 12 months into 15 year sentence because of ALLERGY to the beans on prison menu
• 'Fur hag': What flour assailant yelled as she pelted Kim Kardashian with cooking powder on the red carpet
• Bong arm of the law: Policeman faces jail after being found guilty of growing cannabis
• Pensioner who died after fall at care home 'lay on the floor bleeding for up to 10 minutes because Muslim nurse was praying'
• New documents reveal how the NYPD infiltrated and monitored liberal political organizations across the country
• Ouch! Made In Chelsea's Amber Atherton learns 'no pain, no gain' as she shapes up for new series
• Now we've seen the athletes' new togs, can they please get back to training?
• Pension age 'could hit 80' for babies born this year in ANOTHER Budget raid
• So, you think you're having a bad hair day? Meet the inch-long 'Cow Killer Ant' with a Boris Johnson barnet
• Teenager who slashed best friend's face with a Stanley knife in an attempt to blind him is jailed for 16 years
• 'Why are we obsessed with ANTI-aging?' Jamie Lee Curtis on her disgust at America's fight against time
• Mother 'starved baby to death and dumped her body by side of road because child was the family runt who didn't fit in'
• As motorists digest the Budget fuel duty blow ... Petrol prices break through 140p barrier to new record high
• 'King of Wasps' found in Indonesia: Two-and-a-half inch monster has jaws longer than its legs
• Tipsy, make-up free and in her pyjamas... Gwyneth Paltrow wields a glass of wine in video call to U.S. TV chef Rachael Ray
• Wenger determined to avoid repeat of 'terrible' summer transfer window
• MANCHESTER UNITED v Fulham: Ferguson close to full strength for visit of Cottagers
• Conservative outrage builds over Obama's 'race-baiting' comments on shooting of unarmed black teen after President said, 'If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon'
• Sold for scrap: Infamous Exxon Valdez tanker, responsible for disastrous oil spill, sold and is likely to be destroyed
• The donkey born in a First World War trench which became a mascot for British troops
• Di Matteo knows defeat to Tottenham would destroy Chelsea's top four dreams
• Former Marine and gun enthusiast 'shot dead his girlfriend and her daughter before turning gun on himself'
• Mischa Barton unveils debut fashion line - but will anyone ACTUALLY wear it?
• West Brom v NEWCASTLE: Tiote provides fitness doubts for Pardew ahead of Baggies test
• Doctor, 44, shoots dead girlfriend, 22, then turns the gun on himself just hours after she revealed new lover on Facebook
• Mow entry! Schools on Welsh island of Anglesey threaten to ban English workmen from cutting their playing fields
• Apps have overtaken the Web in popularity according to the latest statistics (actually, there's probably an app to tell you that)
• Inception becomes reality? Scientists implant 'false memories' into mice
• No dinner and Pizza Fridays are banned: Vogue writer sparks outrage after describing how she put 'obese' seven-year-old daughter on strict diet
• We won't rub it in Rangers' faces if Celtic win Scottish title at Ibrox, insists Lennon
• CHELSEA v Tottenham: Skipper Terry to return for London derby but Ivanovic may miss out
• Atlanta high school 'removed student body president after he tried to make prom more gay and lesbian friendly'
• Looking swell! Mother-to-be Vanessa Minnillo shows off her growing pregnancy curves in tight maxi dress
• As renegade troops storm the capital of Mali, whatever happened to the military coup?
• It's panda-monium up here: Four panda cubs with a head for heights race to reach the top of the same tree
• Sleeping Swede who raped woman after drunken night in cabin claims he's not guilty because he's got 'sexsomnia'
• ARSENAL v Aston Villa: Diaby ruled out with Wenger set to go unchanged
• Well wicked stepmother! Megan Fox treats Brian Austin Green's son Kassius to chicken dinner
• I do... but it will cost you! How New York women spend more than twice the average bride on their weddings
• Scottish football is not in crisis! SFA chief blames difficulties on worldwide financial problems
• Kean: Let's get on with winning Lancashire derby now Muamba is making progress
• Al-fresco cooking and wood-burning hot-tubs on a glam family camping escape
• Never a lonely moment! Joey Essex attracts every bit as much female attention in Blackpool as he did in sun-soaked Marbs
• New Jersey middle school bans hugging because 'students were engaging in unsuitable, physical interactions'
• Craving crisps? Pregnant supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio has a snack stop
• Briton arrested in Germany for 'hacking off rhino horns worth nearly £50,000 from museums to sell on the black market'
• Overweight women 'are more likely to relapse and die from breast cancer'
• Photoshop fail! Why Demi Moore’s airbrushed pictures say more about society than they do about her
• This house is a pigsty! Officials find Gloucester Old Spot living in semi-detached council home
• LIVE: Rangers 3 Celtic 2 - the Old Firm action from Ibrox as it happened
• That's not quite all folks for Mickey Mouse predecessor Oswald the RABBIT: 1928 Walt Disney sketch to be centre piece of exhibition of his work kept locked away for 40 years
• 'We've been through hell': Husband calls 911 after shooting dead his ill wife in 'mercy killing'
• THIS is what HD was made for! Awesome power of waves and surfers caught in incredibly detailed slow-motion
• Jol glad to be in opposite dugout at Old Trafford after missing out on becoming Fergie's No 2
• First The Hills... now The Valleys: MTV head to Wales for their new non-scripted reality show
• The art of tarts: Mediterranean spinach filo pie
• London's FTSE 100 index on track for its worst week of the year as global growth worries mount
• He's moved on quickly! Henry Beckwith looks over Geri Halliwell as he steps out with new woman
• The art of tarts: White crab and fresh herb tart
• 'I worried I'd squash my horse!' 15 stone woman who binged on ice cream and chocolate sheds FIVE stone in seven months so she could ride again
• England rugby star Danny Care arrested over claims he sexually assaulted a woman
• Land Registry: Gulf in UK property prices yawns wider as London home now costs three-and-a-half times one in the North East
• The art of tarts: Jerusalem artichoke, ham and mushroom
• Mars Rover robot takes three days to create 'self portrait' (well, you'd be bored if you'd been alone there for the last eight years)
• West Ham determined to gain Olympic Stadium home with launch of new bid
• 'He always made people feel special': Parents' moving tribute at funeral of hostage executed by captors in Nigeria during special forces raid
• 'I listened to it twice a week because I miss her so much': Father's grief as dead daughter's voicemails erased by phone company
• The art of tarts: Broccoli, anchovy and chilli tarts
• Operation Pumpkin Patch: Police use night-vision goggles to hunt down allotment vandals
• Jurassic heart: Teacher postpones wedding to pay for pet lizard's cancer treatment
• Food: green is good
• The art of tarts: Easy mini lemon tarts
• Marks & Spencer's sexy Bridget Jones pants a hit as 5,000 pairs are sold - making them the store's fastest selling new fashion style
• Shakespeare in The Grove! Joseph Fiennes plays the doting father as he takes his two-year-old shopping
• Elementary school principal arrested after a bong, marijuana, ecstasy and meth found at family home
• Balmy spring weather for the weekend as the UK is set to be hotter than Europe
• She's the new Myleene Klass! Take Me Out: The Gossip host Zoe Hardman cools off with a shower on Kenyan beach break
• Players don't care if I'm in charge! Redknapp denies Spurs slump is down to England job
• They're grape works of art: Italian painter uses wine to create stunning pictures... which mature with age
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