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• Smoking, drinking teens are the unhappiest of all.... and fruit and veg is the secret to a good life
• Scholes may extend his comeback into next season, says Ferguson
• BOLLYWOOD DIARY: Opinionated Abhay Deol speaks out in support of the gays
• SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Is Samantha 'innocent' widow of 7/7 bomber really an Al Qaeda terrorist?
• A stargazer's delight: Mars will glow red in the sky... and you'll be able to spot it even without a telescope
• Saturday debate derby special: What is your favourite Sir Bobby Robson anecdote?
• Savers lose £76bn in three years as interest rates are held at historic 0.5% low
• Gavaskar finds fault in India's attitude affects the lack of form of the national team
• Chelsea reveal cost of rebuilding stadium: £600m and ground share for three years
• Air Force criticised for plans to wound live pigs in medic training
• The write stuff? Maison Martin Margiela designs a 'smoking jacket' made of blue Biro lids
• It's all sunshine, butterflies and smiles for pregnant Alyson Hannigan and family
• Ronald Searle's camp humour: Collection of cartoons drawn while the artist was a prisoner of war at the hands of the Japanese is unearthed after six decades
• Parisian chic: Jessica Alba makes her mark on front row at Lanvin's Paris Fashion Week show in asymmetrical monochrome dress
• 'It tastes like pork!' Wildlife official pictured with mountain lion he controversially shot and killed says he ate it too
• Patient reveals torment of living with a 'monster inside me' after being given transplant kidneys of disease victim
• Christian hat-trick in vain as Lions roar after thrilling game sends India out of finals
• 'He didn't give me any funny lines': Nicollette Sheridan says Marc Cherry neglected Edie Britt character during heated cross examination
• Newcastle 9 Harlequins 9: Evans holds his nerve to salvage draw for leaders Quins
• New Orleans' Saints violated bounty rule over last three seasons, say NFL
• Rose blooms to lead Honda Classic after two rounds but Rory lurks just behind
• How Kate is being trained to be the perfect Royal...and told to ditch the daring hemlines
• He's nailed it! Builder left hanging from a rooftop for 90 minutes after nailing his finger to it
• Heartbreak for India Sri Lanka thrash Australia to knock out wold champions
• Is this the end of cell phone rage? Pocket size jammers that block signal of inconsiderate callers set to be the next big thing
• Martin O'Neill, a late-night drive and his search for... the soul of Sunderland
• We're both bringing the buzz back to the North East, says Pardew
• 'I love a challenge': Katy Perry in talks to play Paul Potts' wife Julie-Ann in Weinstein biopic
• My date with a vampire: Ian Somerhalder cuddles up to pretty model in flirty photo shoot
• Premier League Boot Room: The stats, the facts, the tips and the teams
• May the paws be with you: Meet the cool cat that likes sitting upright while watching Star Wars movies
• The world's worst tourists are American... according to Americans (and they admit to stealing hotel towels too)
• Orphaned by the tornado: First pictures of 20-month-old girl found alive 10 miles from home after deadly twister that killed her family
• Granny from the land registry helped lawyer and banker steal empty homes from the elderly
• Castleford 14 Leeds 36: Hall is too fast for Tigers as Rhinos charge in for win
• By royal appointment: Gucci casts Monaco's Charlotte Casiraghi as label's new face
• No sign of Jennifer Garner and baby Samuel yet, but proud (and rather tired looking) Ben Affleck makes an appearance
• Weekend guide to all the Stobart Super League action
• Lindsay Lohan tries to distract attention away from her puffy face as she steps out in dazzling red jeans and dark shades
• EXCLUSIVE: No passports for plastic Brits: Ukraine-born wrestlers turned down
• 'Disillusioned' Tory MEP will defect to UKIP after 40 years in the party because of row with Baroness Warsi
• Charles Sale: FA's chief enjoys a sup with Sepp
• If it got Kate back on the catwalk it must be special: Louis Vuitton lace appears on cover of SEVEN magazines (and counting)
• Day of drama and fusion: Highlights of Lakme Fashion Week kick-off
• Jamie Redknapp: King is a defensive Rolls Royce
• Major universities reveal explosion in student cheating over the last three years
• Why Britain's fallen out of love with the welfare state
• Lawrence makes Pompey exit as crisis club admit they may not complete season
• 'Mission impossible': TOWIE's Arg reveals he's tipping the scales at 18st just SEVEN weeks before he runs Marathon
• 'I was embarrassed and humiliated': TSA forces nursing mother to show freshly pumped milk in order to take breast pump on plane
• Harry's happy birthday as Redknapp will not be blocked from England by Sir Trevor
• Man commits suicide by jumping on Metro tracks at Chandni Chowk
• Mother 'snorted meth in baby's hospital room'
• Twelve Rangers face axe as crisis club face making £1m monthly savings
• ‘I still struggle’: Katharine McPhee admits she continues to battle with body image after overcoming bulimia
• That's a relief! Jersey Shore star The Unit confirms The Situation is not the father of Snooki's baby
• Where buttons come from: The mother-of-pearl shells mottled with punctures from old-fashioned process
• Blackpool 1 Hull 1: Seasiders' charge dented by poacher Fryatt
• Hodgson: Villas-Boas can't complain about pressure at Chelsea
• Put it away! Lady Gaga draws attention to her unusually ample cleavage as she steps out in just a bra
• Girls' school master is held on sex charge: Teacher suspended over alleged assault on pupil under 16
• McLaren will take F1 championship fight to Red Bull, insists Hamilton
• MAIL COMMENT: Mr Cameron and the threat to open justice
• After a gun and a knife there's a new weapon of choice at Chelsea... smoke bombs!
• Bale doesn't dive! Spurs boss Redknapp backs under-fire midfielder
• Congress chief who went from a veggie seller to a minister is worth crores
• In an era when none of India's top actresses seem to reveal a USP, heroines replacing each other in sundry projects have become a regular affair
• SUNDERLAND ON SATURDAY: Getting back to the basics on executive pay
• Warrington are helping me to deal with my grief, says Riley
• Martin Keown: Where Anfield clash will be won
• 'I was suspended for being gay': Student, 17, says school kicked him out for wearing high heels
• Colombia striker Martinez hopeful over Liverpool move despite price hike to £10m
• Rise of the sumo baby: Number of children born at 11lb or more rises 50 per cent amid obesity claims
• Daily Mail Investment Extra share tips: West African Minerals
• Police confiscate car, gun and documents in raid of former Mumbai Congress chief's home
• Blackburn and Newcastle let youngsters Slew and Adjei head out on loan
• Khloe Kardashian's husband Lamar Odom dropped by Dallas Mavericks
• Thug glassed a girl in the head while she was trying to 'save' her friend from his advances
• Knives out for Boris: Now senior Tories are plotting to crush the Mayor if he ever launches a bid for No 10 after his mishandling of the riots
• Why was no one there to help PC Rathband?
• EXCLUSIVE: Man City want to buy Sturridge back from Chelsea
• NFL player Perrish Cox ACQUITTED of sexual assault charges despite DNA and eyewitness testimony
• Bayern ponder summer move for Bendtner after watching striker in Denmark
• 2030: The year Britain will cease to be a Christian nation with the march of secularism
• High Street retailers braced for a grim set of sales figures
• Centre sets stringent high-rise guidelines to easy traffic congestion
• Hurriyat Conference leader Geelani faces the heat for endorsing a visa to an alleged terrorist
• EXCLUSIVE: Villa plan summer Bosman swoop for Bayern forward Olic
• Ringleader of 'Bling Ring' gang who stole $3million from homes of Hollywood celebrities enters plea deal
• Bullard fearing the sack from Ipswich after suspension for 'drinking binge'
• ALEX BRUMMER: Amnesia grips the financiers
• Defence minister's South Block office was scanned for 'bugs' by intelligence sleuths
• Norway row sets off 'connect' order to improve contact between diplomats and NRIs
• Model supporter Brookyln Decker shows off her skills, and a series of bizarre expressions, as she watches husband Andy Roddick play tennis
• City Link's poor performance pulls rat catcher Rentokil Initial into the red
• Taking the Mickey: Sofia Vergara dons comedy Minnie Mouse slippers to film Modern Family at Disneyland
• Wealthy British banker and his wife are killed on holiday by carbon monoxide poisoning
• No room at these inns for charity
• Lawyer fined by Supreme Court for 'frivolous' petition questioning telco tax verdict
• Andrew Breitbart was 'preparing a new project hours before he died'... as staff insist his empire will 'be a living legacy'
• The caste barrier could halt Manohar Parrikar's CM run for Goa
• Glencore allows inquiry about taxation in developing countries
• Swim in the sea? Not me, says Olympic swimming gold medallist Adlington
• Those boots were made for Harding: Girls Aloud's Sarah looks hot to trot as she steps out in stylish knee-high tan boots
• 'I can barely get through the day without a drink': Vicar's wife and Radio 4 regular Anne Atkins makes a startling confession
• Friend of murdered senior officer Shrikant Singh arrested with two accomplices
• Nicholls happier with his Star but will wait to decide on Cheltenham
• BSkyB board draws up plans to replace James Murdoch
• MATT LAWTON INTERVIEW: Long live the King!
• Boost for UK economy as construction firms enjoy their best month in a year
• Jam, Jerusalem and porridge: WI sets up in Category A jail with murderers for the first time
• Des Kelly: Face it, FA have a shortlist of one
• Big day for Buchanan's Tap Night at Kelso in a strong field
• Brother tracks down RAF hero's body 62 years after crash in Malaysian jungle
• Stripping off for gold: How our super-fit Olympic hopefuls just can't keep their kit on
• Two months after heart op, Iron Duke's cracking the whip again! Prince Philip takes the reins as he goes carriage driving
• Coronation Street villain Frank Foster gets his comeuppance as he is murdered... but whodunnit?
• Barclays takes up ECB scheme to borrow £6.7bn of cheap funding
• Police swoop on MP Jaya Prada's hotel room on suspicion that she was holding a HUGE stash of cash to 'woo' voters
• Case against Yahoo over 'objectionable content' quashed for 'lack' of evidence
• It's top secret: Liam Tancock, 50metre backstroke world champion
• 'Insecure tween' who asked YouTube watchers 'am I ugly?' outs herself as 21-year-old arts student
• POLL MILE: People want water but parties feed quota dreams
• Anxious banks stash record amount of cash in ECB coffers
• Zahida Pervez's friend arrested in Shehla Masood murder case
• The cool kids love Apple: Report reveals Mac users are fashion-forward (and PC users aren't)
• Paul Nicholls: Ranjaan is forced out of Triumph
• Severe weather warning issued as 50mph tornado destroys houses and tears up the roof of a maximum-security prison in Alabama
• Discipline, Mummy Bear-style: Cub given roar of disapproval.... before finally getting a hug
• Punters bet on Mulayam to make the cut in UP as the polls enter last lap and the satta market goes into overdrive on who will be crowned in Lucknow
• MARKET REPORT: Punters piling in to Parkmead
• RAF accused of covering up almost 150 airstrikes on Taliban by unmanned drones
• Caption Competition: Well, that's Camilla's birthday present sorted what?
• Going viral: Vote Putin or I release the hounds
• The countdown begins! Fergie and Mancini predict April clash will decide the title
• Nitin Gadkari not bothered by Narendra Modi's absence from Uttar Pradesh
• Sam Turner's betting box: Your guide to the big races this weekend
• Weekend guide to all the action in the Aviva Premiership
• Wenger to risk Van Persie against Liverpool... and Vermaelen could play too
• From children playing in the Far East to a snow-covered Brooklyn Bridge to a napping dog in Nebraska: The amazing finalists of Smithsonian’s annual photo competition
• She really can act! Elizabeth Olsen is worlds away from her usual sunny self in horror film Silent House
• BEL MOONEY: Am I being made to suffer for the abortion I had as a teenager
• A very dirty war: British soldiers shot dead by enemy troops waving the white flag and Argentinian prisoners bayoneted in cold blood. An ex-Para tells of the horrors of the Falklands
• Big Bang Theory actress Kaley Cuoco calls off engagement to Josh Resnik
• EXCLUSIVE: Stick with England, Pearce pleads with Palace wonderkid Zaha
• Everton boss Moyes in no rush to unleash £5m deadline day signing Jelavic
• Irish target Trinh-Duc and end to Paris hoodoo in rescheduled clash
• 'Dangerously malnourished': Dr Drew's verdict on Angelina Jolie's rail-thin frame
• 'I wiped their tears and prayed with them': Classes resume at Ohio high school after shooting as hero football coach reveals he comforted victims in their last moment
• Loose change? World’s most expensive coin worth up to £5MILLION goes on display in London
• Taxpayers' money used to foot £5m legal aid bill of fraudulent businessman with multi-million pound property portfolio
• All the top tips and best bets for Saturday, March 3
• EXCLUSIVE: United find new Rio... in Rio! Fergie battling Benfica for £15m Dede
• College student body president quits job because she's 'burnt out'... and then 'robs bank armed with a knife'
• Come on, Dave. Cut these three ministries and save us millions
• Karlie Kloss closes ballet-inspired Dior show as speculation continues over who may fill John Galliano's shoes
• Driving force! England pair have score to settle in France
• Martinez desperate for Wigan to beat Swansea despite love for former club
• Now Morrissey wades into row over the Falklands and says 'they belong to Argentina'
• Honesty is the best policy for Rodgers despite Swansea paying the penalty
• Former Catholic college student sues school after they refused to move out her 'sex-crazed' room mate
• Home or away? You'll be able to make a mobile phone call in the Channel Tunnel in time for the Olympics
• Campbell hopes to cap off dream week with win in the North East derby
• Lennon slams early kick-off as Celtic players return from across the world after friendlies
• 'One armed basketball player' beats the odds to become the star of his high school team
• Horror as 200 tonne boulder crashes into a car, destroys a house and kills a man as it hurtles down the street of a French village
• Trapattoni facing Euro 2012 dilemma over McClean, admits O'Shea
• Don't cry for them Argentina: The witless wisdom of the Falkland luvvies
• Family secret Cabinet minister tried to hide: Rugby-playing teenage son exposed as a drugs cheat
• Goodbye, then, Senator Snowe - you will be missed by no one
• 'Teflon Don' cleared of three killings will have his £2m home seized as High Court judge brands him a drug dealer
• Brazil so far behind schedule for 2014 World Cup they need a kick up the a***, warn FIFA
• Flower power: Tulisa goes back to the '50s in a floral swimsuit as she shoots new video for debut solo single
• FA chief Horne: No decision on England manager until end of season
• That bump goes with everything! Molly Sims displays pregnant form in workout wear... before covering up in a flowing maxidress
• Is Nicky the first to get Kate on canvas?
• Is this Britain's best current account? Santander's new deal pays 3 per cent interest AND gives cashback on bills
• Hubble trouble: Disco-light image from space telescope leaves astronomers puzzling over 'dark core' hidden inside
• Holt for England? As long as he's performing for Norwich then I don't care, says Lambert
• What a gem! Lea Michele dazzles in jewel encrusted basque as she shows off her flawless figure
• Fraudster with multi-million pound property portfolio receives more than £5MILLION in legal aid
• Exit PM's right-hand man: Cameron's oldest friend in politics, Steve Hilton, quits after clashes over Tory policy
• Rangers need to save £1m a month to stop the sun setting for good
• Checking in: Sam Hoare on the charms of El Salvador and why he loves Britain
• Hospital patient plummets 40ft to his death despite staff clinging on to him for 10 MINUTES in a bid to prevent him from falling
• England legend Jack Charlton 'recovering well' in hospital after hip operation
• 'I just knew I was a girl': The woman who was raised as a boy and only found out she was intersex when she was 28
• Is anorexia 'a socially-transmitted disease'? Governments should ban use of underweight models, study reveals
• Police raid 'elaborate' Florida meth lab and find scientist producing a 'mellower' version of the drug for personal use
• Our children are told to 'partition' then 'chunk' - no wonder they can’t add up
• Japan, a fascinating country undimmed by disaster and very much back on its feet
• One woman's horrific tale of sexual assault as a kitchen worker at Applebee's - and how discrimination is rife in the restaurant industry
• Savers reject pensions in favour of 'simple' Isas by diverting billions of pounds
• BBC radio presenter jailed for six years for string of sex attacks on young girls
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Liverpool 1 Arsenal 2 - the action from Anfield as it happened
• Three sorority sisters heading off for spring break are all killed in highway smash when wrong-way woman driver hits them head on
• Goldenfly! Hovering robot helicopters can play James Bond theme without any help
• Teenage thug, 16, Tasered in the testicles after attacking police officers while high on mephedrone
• What a doll! Taylor Swift channels 1950s Barbie as she strips to a bikini on the beach Down Under
• Wenger lands manager of the month award as Odemwingie nets player gong
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Follow the action from around the grounds as it happens
• Plumber who botched fitting of boiler leading to carbon monoxide death of 'dazzling' millionaire's daughter found guilty of manslaughter
• Pickled mackerel with orange and sesame
• 16 and Pregnant star Whitney Purvis arrested for stealing a pregnancy test
• News guru Anderson Cooper lists Midtown penthouse for $3.75m as he prepares to move downtown into century-old firehouse
• Exploring Woody Allen's starry Paris, the Oscar-winning city that's a true performer
• 'Sweetheart swindler' who conned two women out of almost $400k is jailed for 10 years
• So what if I said that! AVB refuses to back down over sacking claims at Chelsea
• Irish hotel put on the market at £3.75million sells at auction for just £540,000
• The white stuff: Why zorbing in the snow is the new trend to hit Manchester
• 'It's just caffeine': Angry customers slam Kardashian sisters in $5m suit for promoting 'ineffective' QuickTrim weight-loss pills
• Peace at last! Facebook will be a quieter place as Cityville creator Zynga creates own site
• Mentally disabled inmate goes free after 30 years after a single strand of hair grants him he right to a retrial on 1982 murder charge
• Jaw dropping Samurai cuts BB gun pellet fired at him in half
• Mother who lost son to meningitis wins SEVEN year battle to bring consultant who refused to prescribe antibiotics before GMC
• Blatter pushing hard for technology as FIFA chief aims to avoid repeat of Lampard blunder
• 'If I were a roach I wouldn't live there!' Police raid 'filthy' strip club to bust sex and drugs offenders in Operation Chum Bucket
• 'From the moment you were gone I knew life could never be the same again': Father's heartbreaking funeral tribute to schoolgirl, 13, stabbed to death in park
• Putin: I'll win presidential election and my rule has been a 'good experience for Russia'
• You've been warned! TOWIE stars Joey Essex and Ricky Rayment receive a visit from the police following their onscreen spat
• DON'T shoot the messenger: Victory for Google as top judge rules it can't be held responsible for defamatory blog posts
• Rangers in the dark over staff and player cuts as talks continue with administrators
• WONDER OF THE WEB: How anyone can create a successful online business for next to nothing (Part II)
• Target is latest retailer to stop sandblasting its denim as technique is linked to fatal lung condition
• It must be in the genes: Abbey and Sophia Crouch show off their long legs on a girls day out
• 'We're called the Lit-wits': Claire Danes' off-screen life is far from Homeland drama as she reveals her book club hobby
• Why should British taxpayers’ money be spent on Argentina?
• The littlest drummer boy: Video captures toddler's amazing performance - with drumsticks almost as big as he is
• Now Mila Kunis goes nude... in a chic lace dress as she swans onto the front row at Dior's Paris fashion show
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic
• Kean can keep Blackburn up! Former Rovers star Savage backs under pressure boss
• Morning perk! Selena Gomez reveals flesh coloured bra as she suffers top slip on the coffee run
• Our £150 plant giveaway continues...
• Mortgage rise hits millions: More bad news for homeowners as Halifax becomes latest bank to raise home loan rates
• Klitschko plans to send Mormeck to the canvas in title showdown
• Olympic hopeful jailed for siphoning £225,000 from elderly's bank accounts to feed cocaine habit
• A bugs-eye view! Amazing photos show microscopic insects coping with a downpour
• The oldest choir boy: Great-grandfather, 90, sings in the same choir for 83 years
• SMALL CAP MOVERS: Oil still in spotlight amid bidding war for Cove Energy
• Not again! Katie Price makes another attempt to crack the pop charts... by recording an album with ex-boyfriend Dane Bowers
• 850,000 households to pay hundreds more after Halifax hits borrowers with mortgage rate hike
• Michelle Obama meets Margaret Thatcher in fashion faceoff... on the series premiere of America's Next Top Model
• 'Torture' video shows black Africans locked in a zoo cage and force-fed flags by Libyan rebels'
• Europe's a basket case, Dave. But you can still go for growth back home
• Yabba dabba doo! TV legend Dick Clark puts his Flintstones style Malibu retreat on the market at $3.5million
• Our £150 plant giveaway continues...
• Young job hunters 'turn down work' because of sky-high car insurance, MP warns
• CITY DIARY: John Lewis and Waitrose staff brace for bonus cuts plus Morrisons and Wetherspoon results
• Mersey Beat: The pursuit of another landmark... but will Gerrard reach 100 caps
• These shoes are made for walking: 22 stone man sheds half his body weight after clocking up 50 miles a week on foot
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection
• Of course the police fail rape victims, but then so does the rest of society
• QPR v Everton: Cisse and Diakite banned but Young may return for Toffees test
• Mother 'murdered her son when he wouldn't stop crying and then faked his abduction'
• The elderly lady you CAN call deer! Holly the doe is world's oldest and loves nothing more than eating mints
• Stamping its mark on history: World's oldest post office celebrates 300th anniversary
• Better start practising your shower scene! Scarlett Johansson 'to play Janet Leigh' in Psycho film
• Lampard is not my wife, I don't need to patch things up, insists Villas-Boas
• Britain's biggest horse? He's the winner (19) hands down! Giant war horse Digger to carry silver drums at Diamond Jubilee
• Why the long (and puffy) face? EastEnders star Rita Simons looks far from her glamorous soap character as she covers up
• The 'pregorexic' mother whose weight plummeted to FOUR STONE because she was so worried about getting fat during pregnancy
• Kevin Quigley: My favourite image of the week... England captain Scott Parker
• Cerebral palsy student, 18, 'died after teacher forced him to wear a homemade neck brace so he faced front'
• 'Boycott Toys 'R' Us'! Family values group calls for action as children's store sells Archie comic with gay wedding
• 'I have a Lupus-like autoimmune disease':Nick Cannon reveals he is suffering ongoing health problems
• Adlington not taking qualification for granted as Olympic trials kick off in London
• Cities blacked out for up to a year, $2 TRILLION of damage - with a 1 in 8 chance of solar 'megastorm' by 2014, experts explore the worst that could happen
• 'You're going to be one of our frontrunners!' British-born Hollie Cavanagh makes it through to American Idol top 13... a year after failing to get to live shows
• 'I saw the webcam pointed at the bed': Mystery lover who was in gay kiss with Tyler Clementi finally testifies
• Gay marine talks about homecoming kiss - and admits he may have gone too far with PDA by wrapping his legs around boyfriend
• NEWCASTLE v Sunderland: Cisse and Tiote available for derby clash
• Goodbye Mr Rip: Hundreds of mourners pay tribute to teacher killed in school trip coach crash
• 'If you're gay you're going to hell': What Tennessee high school principal told students during 'homophobic' rant
• Michael Bublé's model wife Luisana Lopilato unveils new spring collection for Ultimo
• Caught on camera: Man facing domestic violence charges goes berserk in court before being tackled by LAWYERS (and now he has to go to court AGAIN)
• Deadly infection which killed four babies in Belfast found in neo-natal ward of Norfolk hospital
• Stoke v NORWICH: Howson poised for Canaries debut after regaining full fitness
• 'That's just blown me away': Comedian John Bishop finally ends Week of Hell charity triathlon, raising £1.6m for Sport Relief
• 'Craig island': Parents of the last soldier killed in Falklands War are given a tiny island - and name it after their son
• Reiki for dogs! Spiritual healing sessions allow pampered pooches to find inner peace
• West Brom v CHELSEA: Strikers Drogba and Sturridge likely to feature
• The incredible confections of cake-maker to the stars, Sylvia Weinstock (and at 82, she's not hanging up her apron anytime soon)
• Exiles quartet head into Wasps game knowing its do or die for play-off hopes
• The sky's got the hump! Cloud that's the spitting image of a camel
• Spellbinding! Keatings partners Britain's Got Talent winners in human vault stunt
• Jones lands Sheffield Wednesday post as ex-Cardiff boss targets promotion
• FULHAM v Wolves: Diarra in line to make debut after signing short term deal
• Bournemouth chairman Mitchell charged by FA for using 'foul and improper language'
• Discover WHAT BOOK broadcaster PETER SISSONS is reading now
• In Spain, no one can hear you scream: Mediterranean fish under threat from gruesome 'Alien' parasite which eats their tongues then lives in their mouths
• Channel 4's Make Bradford British proved Britishness and cultural identity do matter
• Ferguson praises quiet man Carrick and tips midfielder to improve as season goes on
• Modest Murray wins ugly! Scot topples Novak but says: I could have played better
• The time for celebrating is over, says Dalglish as he switches focus to Premier League
• 'We should never have liberated France': David Starkey courts yet more controversy by claiming nations should be left to free themselves from oppression
• Trooper who 'sent a nude webcam video to believed 13-year-old girl' to KEEP his $2,900 monthly pension
• 'Mortgage timebomb': RBS and NatWest hike rates for 200,000 customers - Halifax could be next
• Cookery writer LUCY CASH tells us WHAT BOOK she would take to a desert island
• Arsenal complete signing of 16-year-old Luton winger Dawkins
• Boy, 10, kept quiet after being 'raped and pimped out by his adoptive father because he didn't want to be separated from his new siblings'
• Sneak peek into Gwyneth Paltrow's spring wardrobe: The actress reveals how to get her look this season
• 'Everything's a bit tighter... things don't wobble!' Kimberley Walsh displays the results of her theatre job in new Puma campaign
• Grocery worker who handed out samples of semen-tainted yoghurt gets two years in prison
• Tories go on attack over 'two-tier Europe treaty': New pressure for referendum as Britain is sidelined in euro deal
• BLACKBURN v Aston Villa: Dunn returns but Martin Olsson fitness provides doubts
• What next? Council wigwams and affordable igloos?
• National Trust reports 50% rise in working holidays as economy bites
• Lana Del Rey plays an ace as she serves up an all white outfit during a night out
• 'Season's greetings from your Uncle Wolf': Christmas card from Hitler to his favourite composer’s grandson goes on sale
• Hungarian football rocked as club director 'kills himself over match-fixing scandal'
• Tottenham v MANCHESTER UNITED: Smalling doubtful after Wembley head injury
• England World Cup winner Jack Charlton forced to crawl to phone after breaking hip in fall
• Emerging bloc markets storm back with 19% rise in 2011, while developed world lags with 10%
• Nine questions for Newcastle's new No 9 ahead of derby showdown
• TOTTENHAM v Manchester United: Redknapp hopeful Bale will feature against Red Devils
• Barclays takes up ECB scheme to borrow £6.7bn of cheap funding
• Backlash! France star Harinordoquy's on a mission against Ireland
• If you thought a Birkin was expensive…Hermès create £1.2 million diamond-studded handbag
• Are you needlessly giving the taxman money? We will pour £12.6billion down the drain this year
• 'I can't wait to bring dem babies here!' Mariah Carey struggles to hide her delight as she christens new Disney cruise ship
• A smoother move: How to swap your home for a new-build and avoid a chain
• Shrewsbury snap up Preston youngster McLaughlin to boost promotion bid
• We're going to need a bigger net: Photographer meets FOOT-WIDE moth in the Himalayas
• What will Kristen say? Robert Pattinson reveals he's a fan of a German fetish club and plans to go back there with his father
• Wanted: One midget to kick ex-girlfriend in the shins: Is this the most bizarre Gumtree ad ever?
• ‘Dr Feelgood’ charged with murdering three healthy men who died after she ‘overprescribed drugs they didn’t need’
• The zest for life: Bring sunshine into your home with a squeeze of tangerine
• MANCHESTER CITY v Bolton: Tevez not ready to make first-team comeback
• Worcestershire given green light for £10m development of New Road
• Parents of Eton schoolboy savaged by polar bear take legal action after Norwegians rule death could have been prevented
• Save the date! Rufus Wainwright 'set for summer wedding' with theatre producer Jorn Weisbrodt
• A forced smile and a VERY expensive lawyer: Chris Huhne hires Harry Redknapp's legal team as he joins ex-wife in dock of crown court over perverting course of justice
• And they're off! How you can squeeze the banks in springtime Isa bonanza
• Sunderland striker Sessegnon facing race against time to be back for North East derby
• Rangers investigated by SFA over payment claims from Adam
• 'This is my last hope': Morbidly obese man who weighs 45-stone begs for help with slimming down on YouTube
• Newcastle v SUNDERLAND: Sessegnon to be assessed ahead of Tyne-Wear derby
• Calais bids to claim slice of 2012 Olympic (financial) glory as 'suburb of London'
• Wheely good news for St Helens as Wheeler signs two-year extension
• You’d have to be a gold digger to afford them: Kanye West shoes go on sale for £3,600
• Who knew she could act too! Agyness Deyn beams with pride as she gets rave reviews for new play The Leisure Society
• Rentokil Initial left in the red amid ongoing City Link troubles
• Boy, 3, was so hungry that he ate his own HAIR after being kept in tiny 'cell' by cruel parents
• QPR v EVERTON: Jelavic in line to make first start after overcoming groin problem
• Turning the tables on Big Brother: Now internet users can watch who is spying on them in blow against Google's new snooping policy
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• Guilty: Mother who had sex with boys aged 13 and 14 as a reward for them smashing up a love rival's car faces jail
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