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• MANOJ JOSHI: The politics of the holy cow
• 'Historic' snowstorm that battered Colorado creeps east cutting off thousands of homes without power and causing travel chaos
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Fare game could result in shortage of London cabs during Olympics
• Number of cancer cases set to rise 30% by 2030 due to ageing population
• Thanks Ma'am, that's one planted. Now just 5,999,999 trees to go! How you can take part in the Queen's Jubilee Woods celebration
• Judge rules Gabriel Aubry will NOT lose Nahla while he is investigated as his messy custody battle with Halle Berry continues
• 'We'd LOVE to have a fifth baby!' David Beckham says he and Victoria plan to continue adding to their ever-growing brood
• Tragedy of the 50 soldiers killed in Afghanistan who couldn't afford life insurance
• Super Bowl's line of defence against terrorism? TSA trains HOTDOG VENDORS how to spot suspicious activity
• 'I hope you never get out of jail': Boy's message to the paedophile killer of his sister, 7, who was caught when her body was found in landfill site
• Debt-ridden families 'conned out of their homes' to pay mortgage arrears by firms that failed to fully tell them their rights
• Harry Potter and the Half Cut Prince! Daniel Radcliffe admits he often turned up to set 'still drunk' from the night before
• 50,000 pet owners face crippling vet bills after their insurance is axed
• 'The vice president of the U.S. is... Bill Clinton!' Shocking video shows high school students are woefully uninformed
• Riteish and Genelia: From Bollywood lovebirds to Mr and Mrs Deshmukh
• Tears of joy for Judy as GB women finish Fed Cup group with whitewash of hosts
• Now that's cheap! Why the most expensive roses may not be the best
• Pregnancy in IVF patients over the age of 50 'carries no more risk than in women under 42'
• BOLLYWOOD DIARY: Battle over Prateik Babber's film song takes a new turn
• Indian-origin student accuses Ivy League university Harvard of racism
• Pictured: Joe Jackson selling cheap fragrances in dreary Las Vegas mall
• Armstrong in the clear after Feds drop doping probe into seven-time Tour winner
• Girls' night out! Delta Goodrem shows off her stylish side as she rocks out with a friend
• McKenzie stops Dodson in style to retain Commonwealth title
• Retiring workers warned of £1bn pensions rip-off as hard-earned savings are cheated by 'murky' industry
• The claws come out! Catwoman and Capt Jack Sparrow among costumed characters in Hollywood pepper spray brawl
• The key to academic success? Write many tests and choose the best score
• Hair today gone tomorrow: PM reveals balding patch during swift visit to Devon garden centre
• Stock market surges as US job creation and UK services revival boost hopes for global economy
• How green zealots are destroying the planet: The provocative claim from a writer vilified for denying global warming
• Forget SNL! Lana Del Rey wins over her critics with a dramatic performance on The Late Show With David Letterman
• As cosmetic firms cash in on tween demand, is ten too young to start wearing make-up?
• From Bollywood to Brooklyn: Uma Thurman swaps her traditional Indian dress for casual New York attire on the set of Smash
• England stars to take to Murrayfield in style with sparkling new boots
• Unarmed teenager shot dead by police in front of his mother as they chased him into his home
• Planning panel proposes rural job scheme revamp
• 'I won't be drinking too much tonight!' Lydia Bright is Essex's Lady Gaga as she steps out in heel-less shoes
• 'We staged a plastic surgery intervention': Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa reveals family resorted to desperate measures
• SamCam to join husband for first official trip abroad on state visit to 'highlight special relationship' with the U.S.
• More than half of women gamble after a surge over the last decade, MPs are warned
• NFL Wembley game in doubt as Rams renege on stadium deal
• Is this YOUR daughter's pin-up? The fresh-faced porn star who's bringing X-rated content to America's teenage girls
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Downfall of a deeply divisive minister
• The Saturday debate: Who should wear the armband next for England?
• The vultures who buy stolen war memorials: The Mail unmasks the money-grabbing scrap metal dealers fuelling a sickening crimewave
• Married family doctor was secretly recorded 'having sex with patient in his surgery'
• Nuclear sub on Falklands patrol... as the flames of fury continue in Argentina
• Looking good: Kim Richards steps out with her sister Kathy Hilton for a post-rehab girlie trip to the nail salon
• Bollywood 'struggler' Yash Raaj Singh toils for poll spoils
• The Mecca of the city: In a London street, the faithful find a way to pray as their mosque overflows
• Widnes 14 Wakefield 32: Vikings' return wrecked by Fox dash
• Scotland A 35 England Saxons 0: Weir leads the way as Scots thrash bitter rivals
• Supermarket burglar found naked and covered in peanut butter and chocolate
• Olympic sell-out! 91% of London 2012 souvenirs made abroad with two thirds coming from China
• Is Huhne's green dream dead too? Tories hope new man in the job will ditch policies that pile cost on families and industry
• Our son's death helped this little girl to be born: How organ donor enabled man to be father
• Prepare for a Scottish storm! Robinson warns England to expect explosive clash
• We don't want you! England team-mates turn on Terry as the FA ditch race case captain
• Divas Sushmita and Dia take to designer Ritu's runway
• Leeds 34 Hull KR 16: Hat-trick hero Watkins ensures Rhinos get defence off to flyer
• Those names sound familiar… Hollywood heirs Tuki Brando, Ethan Peck and Logan Plant take centre-stage for new Mr Porter campaign
• Six questions for the Six Nations: Sportsmail calls in the rugby experts
• United goalkeeper Kuszczak targets summer move after being frozen out
• Martin Samuel: Social lynch mob have hit their target
• Don't jump! Oh, he can't... Incredible chalk drawings that appear to change London's skyline
• Priyanka Gandhi-Vadra sets out on six-day tour of UP calling on voters to 'wake up and rise' to fight for their rights
• Software-maker Misys enters into Temenos merger talks
• Scarlet fever: Elizabeth Banks is a ruby delight as she puts her pins on parade at charity event
• Sean Lamont: I've been waiting a long time... and we're determined to get our own back on England
• 'We'll fight to the bitter end for Las Malvinas': Meet the fanatics burning flags and calling Prince William a 'conquistador'
• Raid on Ponty brings down price of alcohol in Uttar Pradesh
• Prince William with the Birdsong heart-throb and fellow Eton prefects... and some VERY wacky waistcoats
• She's so over The Hills: Whitney Port to join Elle Macpherson on new Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model panel
• Set free to murder: Killer had served just half his jail term when he battered and tried to rape woman of 95
• No sympathy! Rangers can blame only themselves, says Celtic boss Lennon
• Referees ordered to clamp down on dangerous two-footed tackles
• TOBY HARNDEN: Barack Obama's reckless and politically foolish war on religion
• Didn't you know Movember was over? Michael Cera adopts Superbad moustache
• Mumbai police to investigate Rs 178 crore allegedly swindled by PWD minister-owned trust
• Former Rangers defender Weir impresses at Sheffield United
• Paralysed man 'kills' wife and son before trying to stab himself
• Every parent's worst nightmare: Sex predator, 61, in Denmark convinces girl, 11, in U.S. to strip for web cam after he poses as 14-year-old boy
• It's top secret: England spinner Graeme Swann reveals all
• RBS to overhaul bosses pay deals in wake of public anger over lavish Stephen Hester bonus
• Indian-American attorney makes it on to Time magazine cover
• Is Adam Lambert the new Freddie Mercury? Singer 'chosen as new frontman for Queen on their summer tour'
• Former Spurs striker Iversen seeks Championship club after Palace exit
• 'Boys Don't Cry' death row inmate appeals to the Supreme Court as he still professes his innocence in infamous hate crime murder
• BEL MOONEY: I dread my mementoes of a lifetime being treated like rubbish
• Nasser Hussain: Umpires now encouraged to guess
• You can bank on Cameron to pass the buck
• MAIL TODAY COMMENT: Supreme Court's stand on Army chief plea is a wake up call for government
• 'Not with these big boobies': Woman claims she failed sobriety test because her large bosom threw her off balance
• BJP hits out at cornered Cong with kid gloves
• Broadband boom helps BT ring up welcome profits rise
• Nandan Nilekani calls on PM to step in and end feud between UIDAI and population registry
• British cruise ship passenger, 30, missing after falling over rails into sea near Mexico
• Swamy exults as Home Minister Chidambaram faces judgment day
• Bumble in the desert: Too much swinging
• Low cut dresses, stripper heels and lots of fake tan! Deena Cortese leads the reality D-list to the Jersey Couture premiere party
• Ben Kay: England must expect to win, playing with a controlled arrogance
• Arsenal and Manchester United join race for Argentina midfielder Yacob
• Lancaster's new bombers! But how can this rookie coach and his team master Murrayfield?
• Des Kelly: Goodbye Captain Caveman, why has it taken so long?
• Chris Huhne's downfall began the day he sacrificed his wife for his career
• It's magic! Hamleys' sales are child's play
• 'I'd like to turn back': Desperate last words of Micron CEO who died after he crashed aircraft (which was under investigation)
• West Ham owners make peace plea as Millwall come calling at Upton Park
• Day the game went mad as England blow it again
• Coronation Street's Frank Foster is found NOT GUILTY as Carla Connor blames herself for losing the rape case
• Mancini insists life was harder at Inter as City boss dismisses pressure claim
• Optimism returns to the markets as US sees jobs bonanza
• Charles Sale: Rabbatts' role in Terry downfall after he's stripped of England captaincy
• Stay out, Mick tells his boss after Morgan's dressing room rant
• Everton braced for second Russian raid as Spartak target £4.2m Heitinga
• ALEX BRUMMER: Britain defies merchants of despondency
• How plastic bags are poisoning the planet's greatest predators: They're 65ft long and have the world's biggest brain, but sperm whales are being killed by human pollution
• England Lions loss puts one-day series with Sri Lanka in balance
• Start your engines: Adriana Lima sets pulses racing in five hour long video for car company
• 'I'm enormously proud of him': Martin Sheen discovers his uncle's IRA past on Who Do You Think You Are?
• Gambhir half-century breaks India's duck on Austrailia tour
• Anzhi ready to move for City rebel Tevez if he can't say sorry to Mancini
• My Big Fat Gypsy divorce: One year after her brash £150,000 wedding, how Joan Furey's fairytale ended in tears and tantrums
• Ahoy! 30 more bales of pot found floating off Southern California - bringing the one week total to over 3,400 lbs
• Still swinging at 77! Mary Quant put the swing into the 60s, gave us that iconic bob cut and - hallelujah! - invented waterproof mascara
• Only Liv could make a hair swish look THAT good! Ms Tyler's glamorous locks take centre stage in new Pantene advert
• Apple forced to stop selling iPhones and iPads in Germany over row about patents
• MARKET REPORT: Admiral rides on crest of a wave
• Hot potato! Just four months to go until Euro 2012 and Fabio needs a new captain
• Gone off the rails: Porsche left balancing precariously over ledge after smashing through fence
• France not treating Italy lightly despite earning favourites tag
• Incredibly intolerant India: Controversial Danish filmmaker denied entry visa - even though he only wants to vacation here
• A touching moment too intimate for youtube?
• Mars is too dry to support life on its surface... but it could be lurking in the depths
• Suarez ban could give Liverpool edge in fight for top four finish, says Gerrard
• Mother suspected of child abuse 'is caught on hospital security camera injecting liquid into her sick baby's IV'
• 'I want one in BROWN!' African American psychologist attacks bra manufacturers for catering only to white women in 'nude' collections
• To hell with beige stretch trousers - while you've got it, flaunt it: Pamela Stephenson on dressing like a woman half her age
• Mamma beer! The bizarre pizza-flavoured beer that's about to take a slice of the UK lager market
• Martin Samuel: England are like boy scouts going into Scotland’s roughest boozer
• Dancing With The Stars professional Cheryl Burke shows off her fuller figure in metallic dress as she hotfoots it to Vegas party
• Red tape to delay £50billion Xstrata and Glencore mining mega merger
• These sisters grew up without a mother. Now they've made an extraordinary sacrifice in the hope their children won't suffer as they did
• General draws first blood: Government on back foot as Supreme Court points to procedural lapses in Army Chief's age row
• Premier League Boot Room: The stats, the facts, the tips and the teams
• Powell has London pride and Broncos expect to make impact
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: Vanishing act at the very top
• That's one way to stop traffic! Brazilian model Leticia Peres flashes her bra while riding in a convertible Mercedes on an advert shoot
• 'I am not dating Mark Sanchez': Kim Kardashian denies romance with American footballer and 'model Kate Upton's squeeze'
• Lee hoping to gain the upper hand with big Cheltenham hope
• Getting back to her roots: Katherine Heigl explores her German origins as she heads to her grandfather's hometown
• True love lasts for a decade: How some couples keep the spark alive for up to ten years
• Radioactive leaks at crippled Fukushima nuclear power plant increase two months after it was declared safe
• We must move on! Faletau urges Wales to start new chapter with win
• Just what can England expect when they take on Scotland at Murrayfield?
• Taylor Armstrong 'received death threats on Twitter from teenage girl with mental health issues'
• It's chaos at Blackburn, I had to leave... and Samba will be next, claims Andrews
• All the top tips and best bets for Saturday, February 4
• Former Miss Great Britain hopeful accused of claiming £22,000 in benefits fraud
• Amanda Holden expected back on Britain's Got Talent next weekend... just TWO WEEKS after birth of daughter Hollie
• Could voice analysis software give away lying CEOS? New system picks up tiny 'tells' which could warn investors of fraud
• Betting box: Sam Turner's guide to the big races on Saturday, February 4
• Facebook's 'power users': How social network site relies on 20% of its most active users (but what happens if they go elsewhere?)
• Undermined for 60 years by politicians, the Queen is still Britain's greatest asset
• EXCLUSIVE: Warburton: Granddad's death helped draw line under red card
• Hotel review: An Inspector Calls at... Archangel, Frome, Somerset
• Gamer lies dead in internet cafe for 9 HOURS before anyone notices
• 'No boy ever even looked at me!' Young Adult star Charlize Theron on how times have changed since her school days
• Susan G. Komen foundation WILL fund Planned Parenthood after bowing to anger over cuts
• Thrilled to be on Bolton's shopping list, Sordell's out to deliver the goods
• You can sell Hitler schnapps! Austrian police abandon investigation into sale of alcohol with Hitler's face on bottle
• Moyes confident new signings can inspire Everton to greater heights
• 'I feel fantastic!' Bee Gees singer Robin Gibb opens up about his 'spectacular' recovery from colon cancer
• Want a free holiday? Join the jet-setting housesitters and homeswappers who save a fortune on trips
• Before she was famous: Miley Cyrus posts an an old 'awkward family photo' showing her as a cute youngster
• The wheel deal in France, where my little girl learned the fine art of cycling
• Nasa reveals second stunning hi-def 'Blue Marble' image of our world - capturing the parts of the 'Marble' the first left out
• You are the weakest mink! Anne Robinson swamps her size eight figure in a full-length fur coat
• Cameron has played it safe with Davey but there are Tory MPs who would have preferred one of their own on the front-bench
• That really is a big freeze! Weather forecast viewers left shocked by map showing temperature of -99C in Bangor
• Evra and Ferdinand should take moral high ground over racism row, says Ferguson
• Blue Peter studies and the £246,000 professor
• Revealed: How desperate Demi Moore tagged along to infamous 'penis cake' party thrown by Miley Cyrus
• SIMON LAMBERT: Fred Goodwin should have kept his Sir, as a monument to the folly of swooning at banks
• Grandmother, 90, finally reveals her astonishing past as Dutch resistance fighter who hid Jewish families from the Nazis
• 'I haven't had a drink for seven years': Lana Del Rey reveals 'wild child' days as she lands first Vogue cover
• Halle Berry reveals colourful plaster cast decorated with artwork by her creative daughter Nahla
• 'Little crisis' may have Wenger at philosophical crossroads
• Record breaker: 72-year-old who stands at 56cms is the shortest person to have ever lived
• Cathedral verger cleared of groping after telling court: 'I'm gay and have no interest in women'
• Romania's population falls by 12% as three million flock to richer European countries including Britain
• Was British writer murdered in Moscow? Family of Colin Adams, 70, fear cover-up after his death following fight with barman
• Fun-raising in the snow: Ski faster, harder and support a good cause in scenic Austria
• BBC accuses Iran of 'campaign of bullying and harassment' against broadcaster and staff
• McCarthy seeks response to end Wolves winless streak
• Busted! Partying Facebook photos used as evidence to deny disability claim to man who said he was in 'excruciating pain'
• Sexy spice! Victoria Beckham shows off her stunning post-baby body once more as she strips off for i-D magazine
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Manchester City v Fulham - the action from the Etihad Stadium as it happens
• Ouch! Breastfeeding PSA ad adds full set of teeth to talking baby
• Widow and son accused of killing cheating husband after finding out he planned to fake his death to be with mistress
• Be one of the first to see The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
• Jurors urged to keep their eyes on the ball when considering Redknapp verdict
• Would you answer your iPhone if it had just fallen into the toilet? Waterproofing company offers proof it works - from inside bathroom
• Two out of three ain't bad... Pardew sees African duo return
• Competitive-eater smashes record and eats 337 chicken wings in 30 minutes at the Wing Bowl
• Paris Hilton ramps up the sex factor in her favourite suspender tights and a VERY short leather skirt
• Orange appeal: Orange cake with passion fruit icing
• Hackers crack new online banking security putting 25m people at risk
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: The action from around the grounds as it happened
• Billionaire admits keeping prostitute hostage after five hour drug fuelled romp
• Orange appeal: Roast chicken with orange and thyme
• Bright lights of Broadway: The astonishing picture of a nighttime New York and surrounding cities as seen from 200 miles above Earth
• Le scam? Sarkozy accused of 'bussing in' fake black workers during site visit in bid to boost his flagging popularity
• She’s still a Belieber: Kim Kardashian catches Bieber fever while visiting pal Justin in the recording studio
• Orange appeal: Blood orange, fennel and olive salad
• Let's hope new Energy Secretary Ed Davey ends his predecessor's pursuit of British taxpayers
• 'I met a lot more bulimic girls doing ballet': Hot new model lifts the lid on eating disorders in the dance world
• Orange appeal: Zesty orange and rosemary tart
• O'Neill backs Republic of Ireland call-up for rookie winger McClean
• Horn in the USA: Safari beasts stalk the plains of New York beach 8,000 miles from home (but don't worry, they're only models)
• Indiana criminal shatters tough guy image – by appearing in police mug shot sporting a novelty crayon band aid
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Arsenal v Blackburn - the action from the Emirates Stadium as it happens
• Cross-eyed rioter who started £1m blaze in underwear shop is caught after police spot his eyes on CCTV
• Newly-weds split up after just 13 days of married life with groom arrested for breaching restraining order banning contact with wife
• Pure, white and deadly: No, not cocaine but sugar
• 'Girl, grannies, mums and dads... let's riot!' Three years in jail for man, 21, who sent text message to 160 friends during summer unrest
• NORWICH v Bolton: Canaries close to full fitness but Tierney remains out
• Liverpool star Downing won't be charged after assault allegation
• The David Beckham effect: Sales of long johns up 140% as temperatures plummet
• £5 off at Crabtree & Evelyn
• PICTURE SPECIAL: England skipper Robshaw taking his first steps to stardom
• Norwich v BOLTON: Deadline day signings Miyaichi and Sordell could make debuts
• Abingdon fall late on to Dulwich but coach Coke can be proud of his team
• Q and A with singer-songwriter James Morrison
• How one keeps warm at a tree planting: The Queen and Princess Anne wear headscarves to protect against 'Siberian' cold
• Costa Prize Winner ANDREW MILLER tells us WHAT BOOK gave him the reading bug
• How a small Wisconsin town became the most romantic place in the United States
• STOKE v Sunderland: Illness ridden Etherington to undergo late fitness test
• Having a moment: Prince Philip's popularity is positively soaring!
• 'I'd like to dedicate this song to my sister': Nick Carter takes to the stage and pays tribute to tragic Leslie
• Wigan v EVERTON: Jelavic and Pienaar poised to feature in Latics clash
• £160m Cézanne: Highest price ever for a painting as Qatari royal family trumps world dealers for The Card Players
• Life behind bars - the real inside story: OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND: WHY BRITAIN'S PRISONS ARE FAILING BY JOHN PODMORE
• You've dug yourself a grave! Fergie claims Hansen tried to unsettle United ahead of Liverpool clash
• CHELSEA v Manchester United: Terry absence could open door for Cahill debut
• One Direction arrive back in Britain and head straight for a good old fashioned pasty after a week in health conscious Hollywood
• TV presenter Miquita Oliver faces bankruptcy after failing to pay £174,000 tax bill
• Budding paralympian, 12, who lost hands and feet after doctors misdiagnosed meningitis as a tummy upset gets £8m compensation payout
• FSA puts 'sale and rent back' deals on hold after review shows poor practice in the sector
• Revealed: The 'Pilbara Princess' and the £18bn feud ripping apart one of Australia's richest families
• In which he drops a bombshell
• Kevin Quigley: My favourite image of the week... Harry Redknapp celebrates Gareth Bale's brace in Wigan win
• Hurrah for Zanzibar! How nothing beats this colourful, warm-hearted island
• Round and round and round... Don't look at this optical illusion if you want to avoid your eyes going into a spin
• NEWCASTLE v Aston Villa: Ba and Cisse return from international duty
• Eugenie speaks of her sense of awe as 'Granny' walks into the room... but Princes William and Harry say the Queen 'doesn't care for celebrity'
• 'Fluid biopsy' could transform cancer treatment by making tumour cells glow in the dark
• How Essex girls do winter: Fur -trimmed capes and statement hats for Lucy Meckenlenburgh and Billie Mucklow
• QPR v WOLVES: Bassong in line for debut as McCarthy aims to end nine-game winless run
• Ladies who lunch: Ali Larter takes some time off mommy duty for a girly gossip with actress friend Amy Smart
• Cheating hubby Arnold Schwarzenegger visits 'love monument' Taj Mahal - only to find it's closed
• Virtual reality contact lenses that beam images directly into your eyes could be on sale in 2014
• Saha so good! New striker keen to earn his Spurs by banging the goals in
• LIVERPOOL V Tottenham: Suarez back from eight-game ban but is unlikely to start
• 'What about McDonald's in the Pentagon?: Extraordinary top secret call between FBI and Scotland Yard 'tapped' by Anonymous
• Star college running back found dead at his off-campus apartment after complaining of chest pains
• UK Space Agency to send up first satellite
• Caption competition: Thankfully the Bank of England's chocolate bar stash had not depleted
• Microlight pilot who survived 1,000ft plunge after tail snapped mid-flight receives £100,000 from plane-maker
• I fear Jose return! AVB feeling pressure ahead of Mourinho's impending Madrid exit
• Chelsea v MANCHESTER UNITED: Young and Cleverley set for returns in heavyweight clash
• Ashley Greene goes from drab to fab as she swaps gym sweats for skinny jeans
• Snow way! The amazing video of the moment female snowboarder caught in terrifying avalanche deploys AIR BAG and floats to safety
• From fab to drab! Imogen Thomas models a contrasting look as she dresses down to go food shopping
• MANCHESTER CITY v Fulham: Balotelli continues suspension with Pizarro in line for debut
• £1.5bn bailout for seven NHS Trusts... but only once they've prove they can manage the money
• 'This is killing me': Kirk Norcross gets massive 'Karma' tattoo on his back
• Children exposed to anaesthetic early in life 'have double risk of ADHD'
• Exploding footballers, Marilyn Monroe wigs and VERY short hot pants: Madonna's Gimme All Your Luvin' video is beamed simultaneously to 150 million worldwide
• Mrs Mop versus the armed robber: Brave 58-year-old chased gunman from her shop armed with a humble mop... and now he's behind bars
• Youngs determined to keep temper in check as scrum-half prepares for Calcutta Cup
• FIRST LOOK: Watch actress Imogen Poots in Sofia Coppola-directed Marni for H&M ad
• Stoke v SUNDERLAND: Long term injuries rule out Brown and Vaughan
• L'Oreal executive in spat with 'smelly' chip stall causing a stink outside his luxury chalet
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic
• Stock market surges as US job creation and UK services revival boost hopes for global economy
• 'I never stuffed my manhood…. But Victoria loves me in long johns': Golden balls David Beckham reveals his underwear secrets
• United Nations declares famine in Somalia is over, but says it could easily slip back
• Greenwich hopes for tourism boost as borough receives the royal seal of approval
• You must be freezing! Sarah Harding braves the sub-zero temperatures as she steps out in a bright orange T-shirt
• QPR v Wolves: Zamora could make Hoops debut against relegation rivals
• Catholic university forced to back down after denying lesbian couple's entry into Valentine's Day contest
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection
• 'An F1 car that's street-legal': Fastest supercar in the world that does 0-60mph in 2.5 seconds put up for sale for £280,000
• Guess who I saw on my holiday? Tourist captures incredible images of previously unrecorded South American tribe (including a curious boy in the bushes)
• SMALL CAP MOVERS: AIM companies boosted by solid demand of fundraisings and positive patent decisions
• Father killed three-month-old daughter when her crying interrupted his video game
• Pull the other one! Iran's leader claims satellite launch 'will bring humans of the world closer together'
• Boost for Obama as jobs market surges back and unemployment dives to THREE-YEAR low
• ARSENAL v Blackburn: Oxlade-Chamberlain fitness provides doubts for Wenger
• Pregnant 16-year-old and her unborn baby killed in horror smash in the Bronx
• Mersey Beat: The month when belief was restored at Goodison Park
• Has Russell Brand been hitting the gym? Comedian shows off his extra-buff chest
• Too crazy to die? Lawyers try to stop next week's execution of inmate they say is mentally ill
• 'They were very nice, they treated us like family!' American tourists praise kidnappers after their release amidst chaos in Egypt
• 'You have shown no remorse': Judge blasts alcoholic couple who stabbed to death RAF hero who served his country for 16 years
• Suarez ban could be a blessing as it keeps striker fresh for season run-in, says Dalglish
• German pensioner's tin of 64-year-old lard still good enough to eat (but who'd want to?)
• Going viral: Hampshire Police officer put in unfortunate position...
• My new strikers can help us to top half finish, says QPR boss Hughes
• SIX NATIONS LIVE: Scotland v England - follow the action from Murrayfield
• In the jeans! Topless Gisele models denim range for Versace
• Wenger calls for unbeaten run to drag Arsenal into Champions League spot
• Bacon butties, roast dinners and a cuppa: 50 things we love best about Britain show we're a nation of food lovers
• Liverpool v TOTTENHAM: Saha set to make his Spurs debut at Anfield
• England v Pakistan - day two of the third Test in Dubai as it happened
• Former Olympic medallist Rudman claims World Cup bronze in Whistler
• Fund that's too good: New barrier on buying into Aberdeen Emerging Markets which doubled investors' money over 3 years
• Earls ruled out of Ireland's Six Nations opener against Wales for personal reasons
• Arsenal v BLACKBURN: Samba left out for Rovers trip to the Emirates
• Marisa Tomei sued over leak in her New York flat which 'caused more than $128,000 damage'
• PCSO who had seven-month affair with 12-year-old girl jailed for rape after they were caught together on sofa by his wife
• Killer who 'calmly and methodically' stabbed his ex-wife 20 times in front of their two young children is jailed for 21 years
• Fergie expecting close encounter at the Bridge as Blues look to derail title United's bid
• 'We thought our son needed glasses - then doctors revealed he had 'Lorenzo's Oil' terminal brain condition
• Elle magazine apologises for 'racist' article claiming black people like the Obamas have finally embraced 'white fashion'
• West Brom v SWANSEA: Obeng in contention to make his debut
• Sex, drugs and Eamonn Holmes
• Suspect, 55, leads police on 100mph chase... so he could cross it off his BUCKET LIST
• EU says Google should 'halt' its upcoming privacy changes that share user details across search, Gmail and YouTube
• I don't want to be England captain! Ferdinand rules out succeeding axed Terry
• What happened to the bikinis you designed? Kelly Brook pours her curves into swimwear bought from a beach vendor in Brazil
• Manchester City v FULHAM: Schwarzer set to return in goal for Cottagers
• Megapixels not mega bucks: Asda offers 10MP Kodak digital camera for £25
• Be your own boss in 2012: How to set up your own company for less than £1,000 - PART 5
• Sorry ladies, but men are better food shoppers! Study reveals women get more flustered and stressed in supermarkets
• Comfort first! Hilary Duff lets it all hang out in free-flowing clothes as she enters final months of pregnancy
• 'Hammerhead' Force India unleashed at Silverstone as Di Resta takes to track
• Minus 12 Britain! It's as cold as the Himalayas as the Big Freeze tightens its icy grip causing road danger for drivers
• He's back! Daniel Craig dashes through London brandishing James Bond's trusty Walther PPK handgun as he films more scenes for upcoming film Skyfall
• Recipe: Bacon, egg and chicory salad
• Pavlyuchenko finally seals Spurs exit and Lokomotiv Moscow snap up striker
• Recipe: Pot-roast pork with mustard and leeks
• Recipe: Cauliflower and seed mustard soup
• 'This is just the beginning': Hacking group Anonymous takes over Greek Ministry of Justice website and warns other Governments are in its sights
• Broad and Anderson topple Pakistan but England's batsmen struggle again
• Boyz in the hood: Amazing image of illegal immigrant hiding next to engine as gang is busted for smuggling 1,000 people across the Mexican border
• Orange appeal: Blood orange and Campari jelly
• Your country needs you! Sportsmail looks at potential England captains to replace Terry
• Recipe: Hot and tangy home-made honey mustard
• Time for a facial? Petra Ecclestone looks a little blotchy as she steps out make-up free
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• Just as bad as Gaddafi? Former diplomat loyal to ousted dictator dies from torture at hands of Libyan rebels
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