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• 34 years on, I still bear the scars of my parents' divorce: New research shows children always suffer when marriages fail. Sadly all too true says Tanith Carey in this emotionally raw testimony
• Millions 'to get back weekly bin collections': End unpopular schemes or face voters, councils told
• Sales slowdown brings Unilever back down to earth
• Arnie talks green and clean, in 'English with an accent'
• Police shoot dead autistic teen in parents' basement after he 'attacks them with butter knife'
• Take the Alzheimer's test: The 21 questions that can reveal if YOU are at risk...
• I drank so much that I'd black out, says Daniel Radcliffe
• Saracens forward Smith targets NFL deal after New York Jets trial
• Three British pensioners die after Legionnaires' Disease outbreak 'at Spanish beach hotel'
• Cruel, childish and self-righteous... Roman Polanski presents the parents from hell in Carnage
• Feds shut down 16 sports streaming websites - as Tom Brady admits he watched Super Bowl on one last year
• Number of sex infections in over-45s doubles in 10 years due to rising divorce rates
• Why Mitt Romney should have declined Donald Trump's embarrassing endorsement
• Elf 'n' safety puts a damper on Jubilee party spirit with council's seven-page checklist
• 'People thought it was a plane on fire': Police officer captures UFO blazing across Texas sky... but FAA says it was 'most likely a meteor'
• Picturesque village named and shamed alongside inner-city postcodes as Britain's second worst burglary hotspot
• Partying is in the genes! Mick Jagger's granddaughter Amba Jackson, 16, joins social scene in a very daring neckline
• Thousands of jobs axed at AstraZenca as chiefs look to save £1bn by 2014
• Not so conservative, then... Republicans are 40 per cent more likely to have good sex, claims survey (but they don't have nearly as much of it)
• A tribute to his son: John Travolta donates plane to museum in memory of tragic Jett
• Killers' convictions could be erased in just SEVEN years under new 'rehabilitation' plans
• Six years after calling off their toxic romance, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown reunite for dinner with their daughter
• Redknapp tells tax trial: I lied to the reporter, not the police
• Charles Sale: Aston Villa and Wigan baffled by lack of trial by TV
• 'It's really fancy and I'm this funky, eclectic girl!' Drew Barrymore on getting used to her engagement ring
• Ghee goes 'low fat'... but not enough to justify a greasy binge, experts say
• Bald suspect wanted for stealing Rogaine hair regrowth products from NY pharmacy
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Heidi breaks silence on Seal split
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Juno Temple's gearing up for her royal role as she plays Princess Margaret in VE Day film
• Two jars containing fetuses found in basement of house which 'used to be illegal abortion clinic'
• Log off! As Facebook plans a $5bn stock market float, one trenchant sceptic describes how the social network is ruthlessly selling your soul
• Sean Diddy Combs son signs to play football at UCLA
• You couldn't hide that on the catwalk now! Alessandra Ambrosio's baby bump is the star on dinner date with fiancé
• Clarifications and corrections
• 'I care about the poor - unlike Romney': Gingrich hits back as he proposes to 'replace the safety net with a trampoline'
• A clever twist on designer denim, or a gimmick too far? Introducing raspberry-scented scratch 'n' sniff jeans
• From Gary's gloom to Jol's Russian risk... Six things we have learned this week
• TSA Agent at JFK airport stole $5,000 cash from passenger
• 'She just threw my money back at me': Muslim woman wearing veil denied service at gas station
• GB take the Fed express as they make flying start to Euro/Africa Group I
• Who said three's a crowd? Strictly Come Dancing judges don't seem to be missing Alesha
• Justice done with Telecoms verdict but users and bit players to pay the price
• Barclays to slash bonuses by a third: Banking giant acts to head off public anger
• Pride of Wales! Cleverly keen to keep the flag flying after difficult period for British boxing
• Now that's an action star! Bruce Willis leads The Rock and Channing Tatum in the new GI Joe: Retaliation trailer
• Home-made biscuits, tea and unwavering defiance outside illegal gipsy camp that looks set to mirror Dale Farm
• Daddy's little girl! Mark Wahlberg bonds with his amazing Grace
• Covered up but still eye-popping! Coco Austin shows off her voluptuous figure in a clinging bright pink sweater
• If Kate wants to know the joys and pitfalls of cocker spaniels, she should collar my soppy brother-in-law
• Liverpool eye summer move for Udinese's £12m-rated Chile midfielder Isla
• You ARE more likely to die if taken to hospital at weekend: Study confirms that NHS care is worse on a Saturday and Sunday
• Parting shots: Jelavic denies forcing Everton move as Rangers hit out
• 'I was too embarrassed to ask my doctor for birth control': Jamie Lynn Spears on falling pregnant at 16
• Arshavin will turn down Russian return with Anzhi, opting to remain at Arsenal
• Terry's out! England captain 'to lose armband'... and injury will rule him out of United clash
• Child's right to see an absent father: Law to help millions from broken homes
• Spurs outcast Gomes spurned opportunity to join CSKA Moscow on deadline day
• THE LAHORE LOG: Bring Pakistan Army to book
• Beye edges closer to permanent Doncaster deal as Aston Villa release defender
• R Prasad... on 2G scam verdict
• City spring shock by including Tevez in 25-man squad as striker denies labeling club 'comical'
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Red light for bonuses at Network Rail
• Fryers turns down £1,500-a-week deal, leaving door ajar to move from Manchester United
• Smith & Nephew prepares for to axe job despite shares rise
• Gaddafi's bloodied shirt and wedding ring to go up for auction with $2m price tag
• Kim Kardashian the golden girl dazzles in a figure-hugging wrap (shame about the slap D-A-S-H fake tan!)
• Sony in the red as losses of £1bn loom
• West Ham and Millwall players warned about goal celebrations ahead of derby
• Amazing rendition of Adele's Someone Like You done by subway busker
• Lloyds bosses to miss out on £6m share windfalls
• England's new breed are fired up and ready for Scotland
• Rahul and Ajit go in for the kill in western Uttar Pradesh
• Leeds enquire about Clark as Bates eyes Huddersfield boss as Grayson's replacement
• Barclays to slash wages and bonuses of investment banking staff
• Teen died after overdosing on 'date rape' drug GHB during sleepover party
• United slash Liverpool ticket allocation for Suarez return in tit-for-tat move
• TV shock for 'Dog' the Bounty Hunter as he discovers his captured criminal has cancer
• OpCapita hoping to spark Comet into life after sealing takeover
• De Gea gears up for Chelsea test by proving fitness to Fergie with extra training session
• Opposition fires on all cylinders at UPA administration and demands answers over 2G scam
• Here's our team... and we're coming to get you in the cauldron of Murrayfield
• Dairy Crest milks it as revenues continue to rise
• Deutsche Bank takes a beating after reporting £292m loss
• Pictured: The only man in Spanish village who didn't win a share of £600m lottery jackpot because he failed to buy a ticket
• SANDEEP BAMZAI: Augean stables finally cleaned
• Now Bruce Willis checks in on his tortured ex wife Demi Moore and their daughters after 911 crisis
• Strikers Cisse and Ameobi suffer racial abuse on social networking sites
• Fitness First in refinancing race as debt reaches £550m
• We're doomed if we listen to this grey-minded trundler
• Better than the original? Singer records amazing layered solo version of The Simpsons theme (using 30 different voices)
• EXCLUSIVE: Bresnan targets one-dayers after recovering from elbow injury
• Wenger's double hit as Arteta slams performances and shareholders refuse to back boss
• Bulging biceps and tiny waist: Gym junkie Madonna is back on form... and with those muscles could be competing in the Super Bowl herself
• Real life is rubbish: Incredible shadow art created from just JUNK (and two dead seagulls)
• Sky TV, Special Brew, Superkings...those benefit cuts in full
• Alaskan volcano could foil travel plans as scientists heighten warnings of eruption
• No sex please, we're co-parents: The website that matches broody singles who want children without the relationship
• There must have been a lot of wriggling getting into those! Sarah Harding squeezes into skintight leather trousers
• EXCLUSIVE: Lefties don't have me in a spin, insists Pietersen
• Game ponders overseas sale as profits slump throughout Britain
• Mail Today Comment: Supreme Court has upheld the rule of law in 2G scam verdict
• World of Rugby: Saint-Andre must not shy away from being French
• Model Lauren Scruggs gets prosthetic eye and prepares to receive a new left arm
• Shell fears it could be driven out of the UK over North Sea taxes
• The final bell sounds for Muhammad Ali's corner man Angelo Dundee... The Kingmaker
• Controversial yo-yo diets will not lead to an early death, reveals study (but rapid weight gain and loss is still not good for your health)
• Hardly a SOCIAL network! People who use Facebook to make new friends just end up MORE lonely
• Pakistan Supreme Court to indict Gilani for contempt
• That's a pricey pigeon! Chinese magnate pays world record $328,000 for bird at international auction
• New York Times loses $40million in 2011
• Kareena Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan all set to 'ring' it in
• German Muslim convert pair entered Britain with stash of terror manuals on bomb-making
• Silver bullet for cancer: Metal can kill some tumours better than chemotherapy with fewer side effects
• She's always been pretty! College yearbook pictures reveal Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was voted 'best looking girl' at age 16
• JJ Valaya to bring down curtains on fashion fair
• The Enforcers! Have the TV monitors and citing neutered all rugby's hard men?
• Couple expecting tenth child 11 months after losing 7 children in a farmhouse fire tragedy
• Remarkable discovery reveals the ‘real’ face of Mona Lisa
• When nature calls! Three-quarters of people admit to using mobile phone while on the toilet
• Footballers as bad as bankers? Now that's rich
• The Captain's Log: Buchanans hoping for more jump success in the States
• George North exclusive: Sportsmail's new columnist ahead of the Six Nations
• SOS call from minister as 'sick' Indian Railways goes bust
• Making waves, Britain's youngest surfing champion aged just EIGHT (who first climbed on a board at 18 months!)
• Revealed: Nick and Aaron Carter's tragic sister Leslie, 25, 'overdosed after long battle with mental illness and depression'
• Justice is done: Shocker for UPA as Supreme Court pulls the plug on 123 2G licences but doesn't order CBI probe into PC's role
• Good Samaritan who pulled over to stop car leaving scene of an accident was run down and killed by irate driver
• Land mafia sells Ghaziabad lake to Bangla migrants
• Five protesters shot dead by police in clashes in Cairo as unrest following football riot leaves new government on brink
• General Singh age row case in Supreme Court today
• EXCLUSIVE: 'English Murali' left out in the cold as Holmes fights for his future
• Deputy Daryl ready to step up for duty on Super Saturday as Walsh appeal fails
• Supergran averts disaster by steering runaway bus out of path of oncoming car (and she can't even drive)
• MARKET REPORT: Hays is primed for a takeover with Adecco heading the queue
• Were they all out celebrating? Facebook crashes the day after IPO as site faces a backlash from users whose information is worth billions
• Dancing with The Stars winner Karina Smirnoff shows off her champion figure in a TINY bikini as she hits the Hawaiian beach
• Scandal of the greedy landlords kicking out their tenants to charge tourists a fortune during the Olympics
• Another day another fine: Mario Balotelli adds one more parking ticket to his ever growing collection
• Xstrata in merger deal with Glencore that is expected to create £50bn mining foothold
• Now vroom up to your Capital rooftop car park
• Atomic Kitten take their next Steps! Girls set to follow H & co. with reunion and documentary
• Clinton McKenzie: Ali wasn't born a champion, Dundee made him one
• Natural tilts in earth's axis cause ice ages, says Harvard scientist - and their cycles could help predict the next one
• We need to rethink the idea of national wealth and work for a sustainable future together, says UN Secretary-General
• Why you should be tuning in for the Super League...
• Further raids uncover Rs 30 lakh in cash and Rs 4 crore from alcohol baron Ponty Chadha's secret vault
• Facebook's $5bn stock market float: will share pricing avoid pitfalls of previous tech giant public offerings?
• Plane crazy! The jaw-dropping moment jumbo jet and light aircraft appear to come too close for comfort
• UCC lied about toxicity of water and soil in Bhopal
• PM cancels launch of 'Rajiv Gandhi' youth unemployment scheme in Hyderabad after realising it was a hoax
• 'Mommy you lost me': Children's horror after mother abandons them at gas station and disappears for 12 hours
• Is Simon Cowell set to offer Beyonce a staggering $500m to be a judge on X Factor USA?
• Convicted killer says his partner kidnapped and murdered girl missing since 1988 - and offers to lead authorities to burial spot
• How a little-known comedian makes $1million a year from YouTube videos
• Fred Goodwin - pour encourager les autres?
• Qantas flight grounded by a DIRTY NAPPY after passengers complain of strange smell
• Argentine thugs vow to attack a British business every week as 'pirate prince' William arrives in Falklands for tour of duty
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, February 3
• Cathedral verger 'groped married woman's breasts shortly before service was due to start'
• Bentley, Dawkins and Khumalo named in Tottenham squad for title run-in
• Wales legend Williams confirms Ospreys stay as he vows to end his career in May
• Redknapp could miss Anfield showdown as Spurs boss told tax trial will go into a third week
• Greek church leader warns of social unrest as 'unjust' cuts force people to go hungry
• JWoww overdoes the fake tan as she shows off her slim figure in a VERY short mini skirt
• Emotional ties with designer Tanya Sarne
• Ooh la la! Risque billboard posters for new French adultery film removed in Paris because they are 'too provocative'
• Former RAF pilot stepped out of light aircraft and killed by propeller in horrific accident in front of pupil
• The city girl lassoed by a Marlboro Man: PIONEER WOMAN BY REE DRUMMOND
• Caption Competition: Michelle Obama can teach you how to dougie...
• Mine's a small one! Britain's tiniest off-licence is the size of just nine phone boxes but has room for 500 beers, wines and spirits
• Friends with benefits: Miss Goodger takes over the lease for Chantelle Houghton's shop as she sets up Lauren's Way in Essex
• Conservatives are less intelligent than left wingers, says controversial study - and right wing politics lead people to be racist
• Horoscopes
• 'Sorry babe, you're on the cutting room floor': Madonna admits she edited Lourdes's cameo out of W.E.
• Liverpool midfielder Lucas salutes fans' support as he battles back from injury nightmare
• Your problems answered
• Wind chime feud: Neighbour calls in nuisance squad over tinkling 'torture'
• Vintage veggies: Old-fashioned varieties may look a bit quirky, says expert Marie Iannotti, but they taste terrific
• Shock poll sends Obama supporters scrambling for antidepressants
• Duchess of Cambridge secretly meets with recovering drug addicts and alcoholics as William leaves for The Falklands
• Top 20 burglary hotspots: Home insurance data reveals postcodes with highest rate of claims
• Christian group banned from claiming it heals the sick in street prayer sessions outside Bath Abbey
• It was beyond horrific: Wife of RAF pilot cleared of sex assault tells of family's 12-month ordeal
• Sticks and stones are all kids need to be happy: SKIMMING STONES BY ROB COWEN AND LEO CRITCHLEY
• Health: The breast-screening debate in perspective
• ASK MONTY: When do I cut back my fuchsias?
• Students devastated as two teens in same school district kill themselves within a day of each other
• We've still got a few quid then! Bank of England's glittering stash of £156BILLION in gold bars stored in former canteen under London
• Drug dealer who cut off his friend's head and refused to tell police where he hid it is jailed for 20 years
• Decoding the mystery of the Mayans: BREAKING THE MAYA CODE BY MICHAEL D COE
• EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid plot swoop for City striker Aguero by selling Higuain to Chelsea
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine actor Avery Brooks arrested for drink driving
• 'The skin fell off her legs': Mother charged with neglect after toddler daughter is severely scalded in bath
• Fully fit Samba left out in cold as Blackburn boss Kean refuses to recall defender
• Awesome in the Outback: Comet shimmers over Australian swamp as it blazes a trail through night sky
• Tracy Morgan's war of words with mother as she blasts him for not helping her save house from repossession
• Absolutely Feb-ulous! The snowdrops are out, and the aconites are about to join them – February’s the month the garden comes back to life
• Strauss fires warning to under-performing England stars: None of you are safe from axe
• How Les (and a stocking full of custard) made misery funny: THE TRIALS AND TRIUMPHS OF LES DAWSON BY LOUIS BARFE
• Cheshire BS launches top new Isa at 3.06% as battle for last-minute deposits starts
• Female Labour MPs need to lighten up
• End alcohol home deliveries to drunken party-goers, urges leading doctor
• Celebrity culture is to blame for my son's ecstasy death: Father attacks society that 'glorifies' drug use
• Bella Blissett's Beauty Buzz
• 'I loathe hecklers': Billy Connolly ends two shows prematurely due to critical audience
• 'My new hairdo covers my scar': Reese Witherspoon reveals road accident prompted new haircut
• Vettel won't storm to a third world title, insists McLaren chief Whitmarsh
• 'I'm not afraid to die': Medical professor documents his incurable cancer battle in video blog
• Who needs X Factor? Nicole Scherzinger proves she needs no help from Simon Cowell with racy new London Fog campaign
• Do you 'like' it? Couple use a Facebook poll to name their baby
• 'They wouldn't let me out for a cigarette': One Born Every Minute causes outrage after 17-year-old in labour reveals she was smoking while pregnant
• Devastating hurricane allows scientists to watch evolution in action on vegetation-stripped islands
• On the joys of having no TV...
• England v Pakistan - day one of the third Test in Dubai as it happened
• Crunch day for Chris Huhne: Energy Secretary to learn if he will be charged over speeding points...and lose his job
• 'Unto whom much is given, much shall be required': Obama reveals his Christian faith is behind call for wealthy to pay more taxes
• My money's on Mitt: Donald Trump says he's backing Romney (three hours after he was tipped to endorse Gingrich)
• Snow falls in Rome for the first time in 26 YEARS as -36c temperatures across eastern Europe send death toll to 150
• Piling on the pounds? Star Jones sports a fuller figure... nine years on from gastric band surgery
• Five arrested in $1million LSD ring bust at university
• 'I don't want to be a pregnant bride': Kristin Cavallari reveals she's putting off wedding until birth of first child
• Simon Callow: 'I wish people would stop thinking that I’m Simon Cowell – or that he’s me!'
• OMG! Televangelist Joel Osteen shows off his heavenly physique on the beach
• Always hit on the wingman: New book reveals surefire tricks to winning over the man of your dreams
• Severed nerves could recover in days not years after scientists unlock secret of quick-healing worms
• 'Prison doesn't work': Justice Secretary Ken Clarke sparks anger with opposition to longer jail terms
• Excluding football from Olympic stadium will be London's greatest mistake, says Caborn
• If we can get through the next month it can set up another title, says Giggs
• MPs' 'sexist' beer ban: Top Totty ale outlawed in the Commons bar
• Malaria is twice as deadly as first thought after disease claims 1.2million lives in a year
• Memo to Ed Miliband: Listen to your brother on benefits
• What a gent! Generous bird catches his dinner, but offers it to a female friend
• As Villas-Boas faces another daunting test against United, just how has the Chelsea boss fared in his debut season?
• So the FA Cup final is sacred after all... Premier League clubs move matches to Sunday on penultimate weekend of season
• 'Don’t you have more important things in your life to be worried about?': Outspoken MP's angry response to constituent who asked about a new Royal yacht
• OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK
• SOAP WATCH: The ultimate insight into the week's soaps
• Firing Line: McCarthy facing struggle to keep Wolves from the relegation door
• Fernandez-Castano leads Qatar Masters after commanding six-under first round
• New Comet chairman John Clare reassures suppliers ahead of imminent £2 change of hands
• 'Sex dungeon' found in basement of bar owned by murder victim's husband as 'accomplice' tells police: 'He paid me $2,000 to kill her'
• Beware if the wind changes! Cameron Diaz pulls some odd facial expressions while out and about in London
• 'I just bought NBC, I know the final score, enjoy the game': Sacha Baron Cohen stars in special Super Bowl film trailer for The Dictator
• Armed robber, 25, arrested 44 times with zero convictions is finally facing jail after 45th time
• Why are undercover police acting like such clowns?
• Heather Locklear's teen daughter Ava still has some cheer amid family drama
• Ronnie somehow survives! O'Sullivan recovers from 4-0 down to beat Higginson
• British mountain biker wows European snow riding championship with never-before-seen stunt
• CHILDREN'S FICTION
• Australian couple sue IVF doctor for $10m after son was born with serious physical handicaps from rare genetic defect
• Social networks 'harder to give up than cigarettes or alcohol'
• Teacher, 40, 'found half naked in her car having sex with a boy, 14, after she sent him nude photos'
• Body talk: 'No, Mr President - Sarko's heels are this high'
• 'Pray for my husband': Gisele begs friends and family to support Tom Brady ahead of Super Bowl
• Hansen's pay cut shows the BBC is in need of radical surgery
• Family of toddler who died from rare liver disease attend funeral dressed as cartoon characters that kept him so happy during his brave battle
• DEBUT FICTION
• 'I threw up... it was just so gruesome': Bernie Madoff's daughter-in-law reveals moment she returned to house where her husband hanged himself
• Personal trainer, 36, had sex with client, 14, during two years of workouts in his home
• It's great to be back, says Pienaar as returning Toffee hints at permanent deal
• Stepfather of Only Way is Essex stars Sam and Billie Faiers in court over £1.1m gold bullion heist
• It just isn't good enough! Arteta admits Arsenal must improve after Bolton draw
• Men surrounded by attractive ladies become kinder and more generous... but women are not so easily impressed
• First look: Supermodel Bar Refaeli's new underwear range, hot on the heels of rival Gisele's
• He's back! Geordie hero Solano joins Newcastle... Newcastle Benfield, that is
• Dear Female MPs - ‘Put your breasts away’ if you don’t want the media to discuss them
• POPULAR FICTION
• The show that won't die! The BBC tried to kill it but fans wouldn’t let them. It’s lost three stars, but it’ll take more than that to see off Being Human...
• Home crowd will help me reach 'dream' 100m final, claims British sprinter Lewis-Francis
• 102-year-old man becomes world's oldest person to have surgery... so he can carry on gardening
• Swarming their way (gracefully) to a warzone: Amazing flying display by robotic mini choppers that could one day help our troops
• Cruel couple facing jail for 'appalling' neglect of sheepdog which became trapped in its own matted hair and had to be put down
• Killed by her hair extensions: Woman dies after allergic reaction 'to glue in hairdo' as expert says he has seen four similar deaths in three months
• Hello Dolly! Harry Kewell and Sheree Murphy's two-week-old baby makes her public debut Down Under
• Is this the best candidate yet for a second Earth? Astronomers find rocky planet which could have liquid water - and even life
• Born performers: The real stars of runaway hit Call The Midwife are the newborn babies – and they’re already acting like prima donnas
• Penelope Cruz launches sexy new anti-fur campaign for Peta ahead of New York Fashion Week
• MC Harvey shrugs off Cheryl Cole Twitter row as he heads to boxing gym
• Greece emerges as a surprise stock market winner in January
• 'Stuart is always with us - through his lyrics and his music': Big Country celebrate 30 years with an upcoming tour and re-release of their debut album The Crossing
• 'We're finally starting to get some clarity': U.S. jobs market healing as unemployment falls
• Female snowboarders more dangerous on the slopes than men (or skiers), reveals American Journal of Sports Medicine
• Xstrata and Glencore in talks over merger to create commodity giant worth £50bn-plus
• Do NOT try this at home: Artist mocks up liquor bottles with infant-friendly teats
• This is a team for the future! Lancaster talks up England side ahead of Murrayfield showdown
• Making a quick buck? Police force's £12,500 laser speed camera that catches drivers using a mobile phone from half a mile away
• Blundering Met sends email addresses of 1,000 crime victims to strangers
• Government's secret no fly list DOUBLES in a single year to 21,000
• Will Eaves: THIS IS PARADISE
• Instant access best buy pays 3.2% to savers - but you need a massive £50k to get it
• Alex Preston: THE REVELATIONS
• Trunk-loads of talent: Can you guess which painting is by an ELEPHANT (and which is the work of a top modern artist worth £7.4m)?
• We really wanna see those fingers! Myleene Klass wiggles her digits as she promotes her new nail designs collection
• Chelsee Healey shows her body confidence in a pair of shiny leggings after she FINALLY wins Strictly live tour
• Mother of ten children to be charged with murder after malnourished daughter, 5, found dead with injuries 'from her head to her feet'
• Helen Dunmore: THE GREATCOAT
• Aren't you freezing? Bouffant-haired Lydia Bright shows off her legs in shorts as she films new scenes for TOWIE
• Sidwell blow for Fulham boss Jol as midfielder faces six weeks on sidelines
• Boy, 12, 'hangs himself in closet after being told he can't watch TV'
• FBI agents chainsaw through mother's front door and hold her at gunpoint for 30 minutes after raiding WRONG apartment
• Groundhog Day woes as Punxatawny Phil predicts six more weeks of winter (but upstart Staten Island Chuck says spring is here)
• Disgraced policeman who sold on guns handed in by the public can keep his £40,000 pension payout after judge rules it was WRONG to take it away
• Fashion: Spark up the passion!
• Great seafood comes with a huge bill: Pelican adds a couple of sardines to the shopping basket
• Is that all? Twitter users think two thirds of Tweets are not worth reading
• Website Of The Week: www.goodspaguide.co.uk
• Olympics chief lauds 'fantastic' week after assessing facilities for 2012 Games
• Our takeaway-gorging pets: Half of Britain's cats and dogs are fed fish and chips every week
• Britain to pull out troops from Afghanistan frontline role by the end of next year after surprise U.S. announcement on early war exit
• Why the Queen had Richard Dimbleby rowing to the Abbey in top hat and tails
• Wardrobe of death revealed: Police release first pictures inside house where four children died in birthday party blaze
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection
• Should I sue Richard Dawkins for calling me a 'liar for Jesus'?
• Anger at £20m bonus package for Network Rail bosses just days after company admitted guilt over level crossing deaths of schoolgirls
• FIFA demand answers from Egyptian FA after at least 74 spectators die in riot as Blatter condemns 'black day' in football
• Chris Evans has still got his Captain America abs as he flirts up a storm on photoshoot
• Woman takes photograph of herself at fairground rifle range every year from 1936... so she has a few good shots (and even more cuddly toys)
• Joan Bakewell: My mother had depression from time to time, which made me love being at school more than being at home
• Neocons score yet another own goal
• We’ll need a bigger barbecue! World’s biggest ‘prawn’ discovered as scientists find ELEVEN INCH crustacean in deep sea
• Police pay 73-year-old driver £20,000 after officers smashed his Range Rover's window and windscreen for driving without a seatbelt
• How NOT to make a clean getaway! Bungling burglars caught after ordering taxi from crime scene... in their own NAMES
• Asda launches recession-beating ‘economy brand’ Valentine’s card. Wouldn't you love one of these?
• Blonde Concordia rep's underwear discovered in suitcase recovered from Captain Coward's room
• Harry Hugsalot: One Direction boys besieged by affection fans as their US fan base soars
• Aamer prison exit reopens spot-fix debate: Pakistan captain Misbah expresses sadness
• Girl born with no legs to meth addict mother completes first long-distance run after being given pair of carbon fibre blades
• Sony blames Thai floods that stopped production for the predicted DOUBLING of its losses in next year
• Front row: The fashion news and views that are making our week
• More heroin for heroin addicts – is the Department of Health quite off its head?
• Teenager wins her wandering cat back after fur flies in court fight against woman who took her in and fed her for six months
• Swansea midfielder Bodde suffers knee injury in reserves clash with Arsenal
• Let me show you how it's done! Justin Bieber shows off his skateboarding skills in front of Lil Wayne as he records new album
• Deadly salmonella outbreak which has killed one and left at least 50 ill is linked to pre-sliced watermelons from Brazil
• If I was your girlfriend
• Graffiti artist who took shares instead of cash for painting Facebook's first HQ seven years ago to make $200MILLION in stock market float
• We don't need another judge! Partying with Kate Moss, Cowell’s attempts to poach him and a bombshell about Alesha’s departure... Bruno Tonioli tells all
• The moving moment a six-year-old girl clips her cancer-stricken mother's hair to prepare her for chemotherapy
• We've had terrible luck! Ferguson hopes for change of fortunes at Stamford Bridge
• 'That pot-bellied rapist stole my childhood': Victim relives ordeal after monster who attacked her as a ten-year-old is finally locked up 30 years later
• U.S. 'to release five Guantanamo prisoners' to lure Taliban into peace talks as it reveals plans to pull out of Afghanistan by 2013
• Driver wins $10,000 victory over Honda's 50 miles-per-gallon claim... that could spark flood of litigation worldwide and cost $2bn
• Flying the flag for Britain! Geri Halliwell goes native Spice with new clothing range (but will anyone actually buy it?)
• Want to get dumped this Valentine's Day? Get your other half a 'Smart Price' Asda card... that costs just 7p!
• Miyaichi keen to emulate Wilshere after sealing Bolton loan switch
• Incredible paintings go on display... by artists who hold brushes with their MOUTHS
• Sony blames Thai floods as it more than DOUBLES its forecast for year's losses
• There goes the neighbourhood! Pixie Geldof goes househunting with pal Nick Grimshaw
• A rather giant panda effect at Edinburgh Zoo sees visitor numbers soar by 200 per cent
• Sting in the tail! Erlan Mealla scores with incredible 20-yard scorpion kick
• Showing her goofy side: Rum Diary star Amber Heard photobombs elderly couple at fashion party
• The bug society: The sophisticated underground ant city that 'rivals the Great Wall of China' with a labyrinth of highways
• Relief for Bell? England No 5 recovers from stomach bug in time to face Pakistan
• 'Death spiral' of the High Street: Top retailer says government should let our town centres DIE OFF
• Alzheimer's could be stopped from progressing after scientists find disease 'spreads like an infection'
• Barrichello to make speedy decision as F1 veteran ponders IndyCar switch
• Broadband speeds improving but it's due to customer upgrades not suppliers, say Ofcom
• Rangers chairman Whyte insists ticket deal presents 'no risk' to fans
• Who will campaign for capitalism?
• I’m the most ungreedy person you could ever meet, Harry Redknapp tells court
• Alan Hansen's BBC pay deal sliced by a third - but he will still get £1milion a year
• Too little too late. Why quality control at the border will not solve our terrifying and intractable demographic problems
• Don't go wavin my flag Mitt: Rapper K'Naan threatens legal action after Romney uses song
• The five-foot stuntman who has become the world's best female freerunner... and now she's ready to take on the men
• Unilever profits rise as it passes rising household goods prices onto shoppers
• Don't call 911! The terrifying life-like sculptures bringing panic to the streets
• Every little doesn't help! Hairdresser bites into Tesco sandwich and chews a dirty false FINGERNAIL
• Bassong grateful for Wolves switch after falling out of favour at Tottenham
• Only one in 10 Britons book their holiday with a travel agent
• Deep-freeze Britain: Waterfalls halt in freeflow, fountains at a standstill and four inches of snow forecast as mercury hits -10C
• Airline add-ons revealed as flight comparison table launched
• Pictured: Ashton Kutcher seen arriving at Demi Moore's home as she recovers following her time in hospital
• You think I put my hand on the bible and told lies? Emotional Redknapp denies deceiving court
• Lloyds promises no branch closures for three years in bid to become UK's 'best bank'
• What happened to your flare for fashion? Katie Holmes swamps her figure in dowdy jeans
• Worker accidentally paid £31,000 by his former firm blew the money in a spending spree including a New York break, Xbox and iPad
• Hub caps, anti-wrinkle cream and diet books: Why a third of women have returned a gift from a loved one
• It's a fake! Vanessa Hudgens giggles in embarrassment as she confesses that her recent tattoo is not real
• Man 'dangled terrified boy, 5, above snarling pit bull after child kicked dirt at his car'
• Google joins Twitter in censorship storm: Site may now block blog posts in line with requests from oppressive regimes
• I've joined Tottenham to win trophies, says new boy Nelsen
• Amazing stunts of 17-year-old rollerblader nicknamed the 'Flying Squirrel' revealed (although it's not easy - he's broken his wrist NINE times)
• Spot the ball! Blizzard batters Serie B game but former Villa player sees white through it
• Yacob in Wenger's sights as Arsenal boss lines up summer move for Racing midfielder
• South-east Asia's most-wanted terrorist with $5m U.S. bounty on his head killed in Philippines air strike
• British Astrazeneca workers on alert as drugs company announces 7,300 of its 61,000 global workforce will go
• Racy upstairs, even racier downstairs: New faces, fresh scandal and lashings of romance... behind the scenes on the saucy new series
• Detectives probe email hacking at The Times after reporter accessed 'NightJack' author's account
• Kidnapped, beaten and forced to work 14-hour days laying tarmac: The British slaves transported abroad by traveller gangs
• Police officer's parents battered to death by Lithuanian thug for just two mobile phones and their watches
• Will Mr Clegg sabotage the Tory plan to make immigration work for Britain?
• Deadly danger of nappy sacks: Campaign to alert parents after 11 babies suffocate in the UK
• Lancaster gamble as interim coach names inexperienced team for Scotland clash
• William Hague becomes first British foreign secretary to visit ‘world's most failed state’ Somalia in 20 years
• Dead bodies kept in cleaning cupboards and store rooms after suicides on the Tube, shocking new documentary reveals
• What a drive! Bubba turns up at Phoenix Open in car from Dukes of Hazzard
• Chaos in Cairo as injured football fans arrive at train station after 'covert attack by Egyptian security forces' left 74 dead and 1,000 wounded in stadium riot
• Back together? Katie Price enjoys another night out with ex-boyfriend Leandro Penna in a pair of very revealing leggings
• 'He is an amazing little boy and he has changed my life': TV presenter Melanie Sykes reveals her son is autistic
• TV presenter Miquita Oliver faces bankruptcy due to £174k unpaid tax bill
• Wine warehouse boss says UK High Streets are now 'irrelevant' and slams Portas plan to save them from 'death spiral' as pointless
• Thanks for that, Darron! Rooney enjoys night out with Gibson
• My haven: Historian and Coast presenter, Neil Oliver, finds solace in the living room of his stone cottage in Stirling
• Shell profits soar to a lofty £18bn in 2011 despite missing recent refining earnings hopes
• Chelsea's revolving door policy to mangers has damaged young talent, says Sinclair
• Someone's been eating their carrots: China's cat-eye boy who can 'see in the dark'
• Lloyds' boss at the helm when taxpayer had to rescue bank is set to pocket farewell package worth £4.8m
• How was Beckham's party? Pants! David celebrates H&M launch with BFF James Corden until 3am
• Natasha Giggs living in fear after being bombarded with death threats by violent 'killer tweeter'
• Newt Gingrich, R.I.P - and for the Last Time
• Nasa probe sends back its first video of the moon's 'dark side'
• JAMIE ROBERTS EXCLUSIVE: Ireland are hell-bent on World Cup revenge - whatever they say
• Are you one of the 20,000 people wrongly branded a criminal? Police blunders give thousands records for crimes they have not committed
• The point of art: Miniature Olympic torch carved on the end of a pencil
• Speed read: Animal jumpers go designer
• AWOL City star Tevez could be in further hot water if he plays in Buenos Aires testimonial
• Revealed, the real-life neighbours of Dickens called William Sykes and Goodge who were the inspiration for his best loved characters
• Wilshere waiting game as Arsenal and England ace faces scan to find out if season is over
• Pharmaceutical giant AstraZeneca announces 7,300 job losses as it pares back staff to save money
• Tremlett facing back op: England seamer out until late April
• Bogus biology teacher faked qualifications and worked as examiner for an A-Level board
• Pay deal for student loans chief that 'avoids £40,000 a year in tax' sparks anger
• Got a spare £8m? Hidden Klimt treasure not seen for 100 years unveiled as it goes up for auction
• 'Sexiness has to come from within': Made In Chelsea star Millie Mackintosh reveals her beauty secrets in lingerie photo shoot
• 1,000 Facebook staff plan for life as millionaires as social network launches $5bn share listing
• Demands for more bankers to be stripped of knighthoods gather steam
• Cisse hits out at racist 'idiots' after QPR striker is abused on Twitter
• Pure satisfaction: Helena Christensen teams fitness with sexiness as she reveals that exercising is one of her greatest loves
• Hamilton keen to sort out F1 future as British star enters final year of McLaren contract
• Treasure hunter claims to have found British WWII wreck containing platinum worth $3bn
• Legendary boxing trainer Angelo Dundee, the man who made Muhammad Ali, dies aged 90
• Government toughens stance to push through benefit cap and accuses critics of betraying working families
• RICHARD KAY: Fiona's phony call from 'Duchess Kate'
• Room for tax breaks in Budget but change to austerity plan may spook markets, Osborne told
• FTSE CLOSE: Xstrata and Glencore surge after confirming 'merger of equals' talks
• 'Bizarre' child benefit cut 'unfair to families' and could cause parents to split
• Broadband suppliers failing to deliver by providing speeds less than HALF as fast as advertised
• What the back pages say on February 2: FA urged to remove Terry as England skipper and Egypt in mourning as fans die in violent clashes
• 'Big cat' which savaged deer and farm animals to death is nothing more than a FOX, experts claim after DNA tests on carcasses
• The Greatest trainer: Ali's legendary cornerman Angelo Dundee dies at the age of 90
• That's better! Denise Welch shows off her gap-free smile as she leaves the dentist after replacing her missing tooth
• The fruits of her labour: Fitness fanatic Ashley Tisdale shows off perfectly toned legs in denim short shorts
• U.S. treasure hunters must return $500million haul seized from seabed shipwreck to Spain
• Woman who survived brain tumour now paints the sunrise every morning (and has 2,200 paintings to show for it)
• From Washington With Love? How Hillary Clinton is styling herself like a Bond villain
• Vintage vamp! Twilight star Ashley Greene is the epitome of Hollywood glamour at charity event
• Donald Trump 'to endorse Newt Gingrich' as women shun love-cheat former Speaker in new poll
• Natalie Cassidy 'on civil terms' with violent ex-fiancé Adam Cottrell for sake of their daughter but denies they are back in a relationship
• Over 100 feared dead after ferry carrying 350 sinks off Papua New Guinea coast
• Come rain or shine: Michelle Williams takes her elegant style from winter to spring in one fell swoop
• 'Family values' group demands JC Penney fires Ellen DeGeneres for being 'openly gay'
• Hoping to make it big in politics: World's smallest woman becomes election campaigner for right wing party in India
• iPilfer: TSA agent arrested for stealing iPads from the bags he's supposed to be inspecting
• 'It's got to be safe, or they wouldn't let us do it': Tanning salons lie to teenage girls, report says
• Special needs teacher 'put hot sauce on crayons to stop autistic children from trying to eat them'
• Half the man his father is! Buff Joe Jonas and his roly poly papa do lunch
• Cut it out! Chloë Sevigny flashes some flesh in a revealing dress at Lilyhammer premiere
• Student loans chief 'avoids £40,000 a year in tax' through deal approved by ministers
• Fittest First Lady: Michelle Obama drops to the floor in an impressive push-up challenge
• Caught just in time: Python captured in Florida cut open to reveal 59 baby snakes poised to ravage the Everglades
• Revealed: The cute rescue puppy Drew Barrymore was smuggling under her jumper
• 'Lose the hat and glasses now!' 21-year-old Brittany Zika gets instant superstar makeover from the American Idol judges
• Nearly 100 clergy revolt over Church ban on 'gay weddings'
• Cynthia Nixon buys $3.25m Manhattan apartment... a few blocks away from Sex And The City co-star SJP
• U.S. salmonella outbreak which hit 68 people 'came from Taco Bell'
• Baptist missionary couple from the U.S. found strangled in Mexican city plagued by drug violence
• 'I was brought up to respect the elderly': Dramatic moment thug who robbed pensioner is rugby tackled by Good Samaritan in a car park
• Axed Nicole Scherzinger puts on a brave face... as Paula Abdul fumes over X Factor USA firing
• 'I've never been with anyone that's not a boyfriend': Blake Lively insists she is whiter than white as she poses for Elle magazine
• James Cameron quits America for New Zealand farm - so that his children 'grow up with strong work ethic'
• Now that's convenient! Adult store offers special delivery service- sex toys to your doorstep within the hour
• Panetta says U.S. forces to end 'combat role' in Afghanistan next year and shift to training mode
• Like a fine wine: Naomi Watts is a blushing beauty at Jacob's Creek party
• Causing a stink: Cambridge University students warned after throwing bleach at 'bin busker' for playing too loudly
• Manohar may head ICC after change in structure
• Victory for now: Gabriel Aubry keeps unsupervised visitation rights with daughter Nahla despite Halle Berry's court protest
• BLOGS OF THE DAY: Ringo is still a rocking 'Starr'
• It's alright for some! Producer Brian Grazer splashes out a cool $12.5million on a Santa Monica mansion
• Is that dress Strictly for dancing, Pamela? Dr Stephenson wears a daringly low-cut number
• Look mum, no wings! Baby great tit flies through the air without flapping in stunning video
• Upper castes can upset Uttar Pradesh calculus
• The return of the princess: Letitia Dean will head back to EastEnders as Sharon Watts
• Still tasty! Elizabeth Hurley tries to keep up with the bright, young things on the set of Gossip Girl
• It's a long way from freezing Camden: Tulisa looks thrilled to be in sunny LA as she shows off her bronzed legs in denim shorts
• The dog's dinner: Lady Gaga and Elton John dine out LA style... with pampered pooch in tow
• Gasland director led out of House hearing in handcuffs as lawmaker accuses Republicans of hiding EPA criticism
• 'The party's in a comfort zone under my brother': David Miliband in thinly veiled attack on Ed's leadership
• Kevin O'Brien keen to bring his magic to the IPL stage
• Pupils 'need more coursework and multiple choice questions at A-level', says exam watchdog
• 'I freaked my husband out by saying I wanted babies when we first met': Christina Hendricks admits she came on strong when dating Geoffrey Arend
• Spring into style: Forget the winter chill and plan ahead
• More heartbreak for mother whose three children died in plane crash as she loses her home
• Undercover police 'can't be banned from having sex with targets'
• Wilde by name, wild by nature! Olivia is a sheer delight in a see-through blouse for magazine photo shoot
• Bye bye England: Tom Felton moves to L.A and begins house hunting with his girlfriend
• Congress manifesto in UP comes as a disappointment
• Britain goes cool on the teapot as sales plummet by nearly 40 per cent in just five years
• Medics 'missed three chances to save life of heart-attack father' who was sent home with antibiotics
• Absolutely no respite: India's dismal performance continued against Australia
• As scientists discover how to 'translate' brainwaves into words... Could a machine read your innermost thoughts?
• As biopics of Mrs T and Marilyn go head to head for Oscar glory the award for most unlikely double act goes to...
• Mac on...What about expenses-cheat Peers?
• NEWS IN BRIEF: Despair and joy as first list of nursery admission results is released
• Winter? What winter? Warm weather wreaks havoc on hibernating animals as Lower 48 states bask in unseasonably high temperatures
• 'I don't think I need plastic surgery at this point': Reese Witherspoon on embracing the wrinkles... for now at least
• 'I give them Coca Cola for breakfast!' Brad Pitt's trick to give his brood a kickstart in the morning
• Osborne 'has scope for £20bn tax boost'... but it might undermine investor confidence, budget watchdog warns
• QUANTAM LEAP: Save space agency from a free fall
• 9021...WOE! AnnaLynne McCord and Shenae Grimes are arresting in ebony as they film shock cemetery scene
• Brown out for eight weeks but Sunderland defender will return for run-in
• My, how you've grown! Nicole Kidman plants a kiss on bouncing baby Faith on family day out
• Leveson told of plans for tougher press watchdog are progressing 'speedily'
• Teacher who 'bound and gagged children, put roaches on their faces, and fed them semen' jailed on $23 million bail
• A divorce can never be good for children no matter how amicable it is, says study
• Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker arrives on set of Lovelace to replace troubled Demi Moore
• Child benefit cuts 'unfair to families': 'Bizarre' plan will penalise parents, say finance experts
• Valencia 1 Barcelona 1: Messi misses penalty as Barca are held at Mestalla
• Don't expect Romney's Republican opponents to give up before Super Tuesday
• Mac on... Fred Goodwin losing his knighthood
• 'I love stripper shoes': Taylor Momsen reveals her naughty side in a dark lingerie shoot