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• Who says blondes don't have brains? Goldie Hawn gets to grips with human organ on TV chat show
• REVEALED: Secret FBI files document Wu Tang Clan's shocking links to murders, shootings and drug trafficking
• Dobromyslova wins women's title as Hankey sails through to BDO last four
• 'Ryan Giggs is nothing but a worm... a weasel': Rhodri Giggs breaks his silence on his brother's affair with wife Natasha
• American Every edges two shots clear after shooting impressive 64 in Hawaii
• High school removes doors from bathrooms to 'prevent students from having sex in them'
• Ulster 41 Leicester 7: Sorry Tigers crash out after Euro thrashing
• Railroaded: Hundreds of historic houses will be flattened or ruined by the new high speed rail link
• Has she got diabetes? TV cook Paula Deen to address rumours she has disease amid claim she hid diagnosis from fans
• We'll find a way to ease child benefit cuts for middle classes, says Osborne
• Everton chief admits Arteta money has all gone as fans ask questions
• It's not just Tesco cheese...Antony Worrall Thompson stole a friend's wife: The shoplifting chef's leftover lovers reveal his other indiscretions
• Frozen out: Perry, Santorum, Gingrich and Huntsman will NOT appear on the Virginia ballot
• Celtic boss Lennon fends off Southampton's £6m bid for Hooper
• The choir boy vs. the playboy: Can Tim Tebow rise up to defeat the all-powerful Tom Brady in the 'most-watched NFL playoff game ever?'
• The Lib-Dem Ronnie Biggs: How insatiable greed proved the undoing of the playboy who bankrolled Nick Clegg's party
• German company Muller in takeover talks to buy up Britain's largest fresh milk producer
• Chelsea's Drogba and Kalou on target for Ivory Coast as Tiote sees red
• Premier League Boot Room: The stats, the facts, the tips and the teams
• Driver sentenced for killing cyclist, 16, while he was texting his girlfriend (who was sitting BESIDE him)
• Livid Lomas says Sandaza won't sell himself short by signing Rangers deal
• Piste of cake: Death-defying snowboarders make history by becoming first to conquer VERTICAL Alaskan slope
• Gene Hackman, 81, flown to hospital with body and leg injuries after being hit by car while cycling
• Man wins $208million in lottery jackpot while picking up some food for his in-laws over Christmas
• Carragher to follow team-mate Gerrard as the next ambassador for Liverpool
• Revealed: How deluded Bernanke thought economy could make 'soft landing' just months before the credit crunch
• EXCLUSIVE: Fulham manager Jol sends Sparky flying into a rage
• EXCLUSIVE: England all-rounder Stokes facing fine over arrest
• Fisher chooses St Louis Rams over Miami Dolphins
• The Girl With The Most Stylish Outfit: Rooney Mara is effortlessly chic at the AFI Awards
• Pensioners hit by 20pc jump in living costs as household bills soar
• Girl, 13, has 5lb tumour the size of a VOLLEYBALL removed from her chest
• Out of control! Furious Wenger rages at rivals' 'influence' on television games
• Just hanging around with Dad: Doting Orlando Bloom carries adorable Flynn on a hike with Miranda Kerr
• Who's a cheeky little chimp! Curiosity gets the better of two-year-old chimpanzee as he peeks down his keeper's T-shirt
• What about Georgia? Natasha Gigg-les with Kirk Norcross as he covers up her nip-slip during flirtatious cuddle in bed
• The Saturday debate: Which player from the past would you bring back?
• A bankrupt economy, North Sea oil rights sold to China and Shetlanders defecting to Norway. What if Scotland DID go it alone?
• MARKET REPORT: Takeover talk lifts banknote printer De La Rue
• The day I was mistaken for a naked man, by Emma Thompson the skinny-dipper
• EXCLUSIVE: London calling for Cole as on-loan star receives Olympic letter
• Yummy mummies take to the catwalk as New York Fashion Week set to star a mothers-only runway show
• The hot new sex toy set to transform the market... that was inspired by an electric toothbrush
• Aston Villa consider loan move for Palermo midfielder Bacinovic
• Talk about sour grapes! Wine store owner lashes out at customer and 'creates a website calling her an embezzling prostitute with a drug addiction'
• Des Kelly: Mancini's memory operates like an Etch A Sketch.. his card trick is a farce
• Elderly hit by 20% rise in living costs: Pensioners suffering most as household bills soar
• INVESTMENT EXTRA'S HOW TO PICK SHARES: Look for strong balance sheets
• STEINER on SATURDAY: Take the food fight to Delhi
• He's Evra ready! Race row defender will face Liverpool in FA Cup clash
• Kris the cougar: Toyboy who destroyed Jenner's marriage to Robert Kardashian is revealed
• Bolton close in on Ream as defender Cahill agrees Stamford Bridge switch
• France stripped of AAA credit rating as S&P downgrades eurozone governments
• MAIL COMMENT: Free schools from the dead hand of unions
• Shy, retiring Emily Maitlis's Newsnight strut... as she strides across studio in tight leather trousers and stiletto-heeled boots
• Get real, Morrison: Sir Alex blasts United rookie's wage demands
• He's a bit young for you! Denise Welch, 53, loosens her lips as she kisses Frankie Cocozza, 18, in Spin the Bottle game
• Was killed teacher Sherry Arnold abducted and murdered by men who fled to Dakota?
• He's back (in his Speedos)! First picture of new James Bond movie Skyfall shows Daniel Craig at swimming pool
• Talking a good game: Wenger, Kean, O'Neill and Pardew
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: More bankers should make a bonus sacrifice
• Beyonce and Jay-Z 'donate more than $100k to hospital where baby Blue was born'
• Would you care to explain your unusual appearance, Sir? Extraordinary image of man held by cops for disorderly conduct
• Words with Friends game helps save a man's life from thousands of miles away
• Alice Dellal lands second major campaign of the season with new ad for Marc by Marc Jacobs
• The world's most exclusive parking lot? Aircraft carrier transports sailors' cars to ship's new home
• Natasha Giggs is shown the red card as she becomes the second to leave Celebrity Big Brother
• Blackburn look to make a Modeste acquisition in the transfer window
• It's top secret: British tennis No 3 Heather Watson on prawns, art and apes
• Sweet profits for Lord Sugar as Amshold profits jump
• Charles Sale: Anderson acts to curtail the abuse from Blackburn fans
• Smoking makes a comeback: Cosy outdoor cigar rooms being built at London's top hotels - but this time aimed at the ladies
• Tony Blair and his weapon of tax deduction
• Invensys profit plunge triggers takeover talk
• Hughes still wants Pienaar despite Tottenham rejecting QPR's bid
• Samba misses Blackburn training and casts doubt over future at club
• He's going grey, has slightly dodgy breath and licks your face when you try to interview him, but Uggie has become the top dog in Hollywood
• Fraud and intimidation: The unpalatable truth about your supposedly extra virgin olive oil
• Rum binges. Partying with SEVEN girls in tow. Is Johnny Depp turning his back on the woman who tamed him?
• Platt hits back at Redknapp's claim that Manchester City are buying title
• Does Michelle Obama hope her husband will be kicked out of the White House?
• EXCLUSIVE: How Henman advised Lendl on new role with Murray
• John Edwards to undergo heart surgery for life-threatening condition that delays his $1m lovechild trial
• 'I didn’t even know phones came with alarms': Man whose iPhone interrupted New York Philharmonic hasn’t slept in two days
• 'FIFA are wrong... we have no fixes', says Premier League boss Scudamore
• 'Goodbye mum': Wicksy makes surprise return to EastEnders as he pays respects to Pat Evans
• How can we put vanity before a child's life?
• Tiller bar from Arthur Ransome's yacht and Churchill's cigars among 'weird and wonderful' items up for auction at Bonham's Gentleman's Library Sale
• JPMorgan staff get £220,000 after investment bank turns record profits
• FSA acts after Tesco exec sells shares before warning
• Oman defender Al-Mukhaini arrives at Arsenal for two-day trial
• G4S chairman Alf Duch-Pedersen pays price for failure
• It took guts to hire me! Lendl praises Murray's bold bid for Grand Slam
• Missing someone? The Saturdays forced to perform without sick Vanessa White as she pulls out of charity gig
• Swansea's little masters look right at home against big guns
• Road race disaster for Lamborghini after it hits motorway barrier in four-way supercar challenge
• 'It's like a gun shot wound to the abdomen': Doctor warns against dangers of magnetic tongue 'piercings' after boy, 13, hospitalised
• Rangers offer contract to St Johnstone striker Sandaza
• Dog tag lost on French battlefield is returned to World War I veteran's family 90 years later
• 45 years for mother who suffocated her 6-year-old son and dumped his body on a dirt road because he was an 'inconvenience'
• 'This is a very hard time for me': Real Housewives star Taylor Armstrong collapses in tears after dinner in Hollywood
• 'A vile crime': £10,000 reward offered to find murderers of policeman's parents
• Even WAGS have dressed-down days too: Fresh-faced Coleen Rooney shows her casual style
• Boy, 14, tells court how he watched his brother 'being tortured and then drowned in bath for being a witch'
• Warren Buffett breaks down in tears at mention of his first wife who died of oral cancer
• 'They're the wealthiest, most privileged people in the world': Why Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais won't be biting his tongue about Hollywood's A-list
• Paul Nicholls: Place hopes for pair in Lanzarote Hurdle
• 'He got justice': Son wins $200 MILLION payout after mother, 92, died in tragic nursing home fall while still in her WHEELCHAIR
• Former England Sevens skipper Phillips heads to Gloucester
• Motorcades at parent-teacher conference are soooo embarrassing: Michelle Obama on how her daughters hate Presidential fanfare
• All the top tips and best bets for Saturday, January 14
• Hang on, Mr Salmond. The English MUST have a say on Scotland's future too...
• Building of Big Ben! How Morgan beat a disease to join new-look England
• Betting box: Sam Turner's guide to the TV races on Saturday, January 14
• Caption Competition: Come along darling...
• Girl power! Philanthropist Oprah Winfrey visits her South African school's first graduating class
• Heartache of pensioner jailed for strangling dementia-suffering wife when strain of caring for her became too much
• EXCLUSIVE: Kilbane out of Euros and forced to contemplate retirement
• Liquid-cooled LED light is first 'eco' light that's as bright as a normal 100w bulb
• Women criticise 'insulting' booth babes who use their looks to sell technology
• Broke woman auctions off space on her BOTTOM for an advertiser to tattoo its brand
• Couple who tidied verge outside home are told to put the weeds back or face fine by council jobsworths
• Huddersfield captain Clarke and striker Lee in car crash after training
• It's a wonder what make-up can do! TOWIE's Maria Fowler goes from glum to glam for Essex leaving party
• O'Neill happy to lean on Sunderland youngster McClean
• Phone recycling machine lets you drop in old mobiles - and spits out cash instantly
• 'When I heard Born This Way on the radio, I thought that sounds familiar': Madonna finally breaks silence over Lady Gaga song
• Bad teachers are only part of the problem. The whole schools system needs a radical shake-up
• Reliving a royal scandal at the French home of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor
• 'Death to America and Israel': Iran clerics call for unity as funeral is held for nuclear scientist assassinated by magnetic car bomb
• Self-proclaimed descendant of Spanish royal family dies while digging through trash in wealthy suburb
• 'Who's your favourite?' Hilarious video of father quizzing baby daughter over which parent she prefers becomes YouTube hit
• CoverGirls gone wild! Ellen DeGeneres smears Sofia Vergara face in make-up
• Secrets from the city under siege: Smuggled pictures show agony - and courage - of Syria's rebel city
• Disgruntled employee opens fire on coworkers at lumberyard and kills 3 before shooting himself
• The Incredible Holt: Ex tyre-fitter putting the skids under elite
• Lost in translation: Japanese department store makes grovelling apology after plastering shop windows with ‘F***in' Sale’ posters
• Hotel review: The Powerscourt hotel, where the luxury of Ireland's boom years lives on
• Just plane wrong: Easyjet fined £60,000 by French court for barring disabled passengers from flying
• The eurozone crisis is in a dangerous new phase
• 'I've never cooked a meal': Mother of four Madonna on why she doesn't slave over a hot stove
• Morbid or touching? New social network 'My Last Wish' is strictly for the dying - where users can share their last thoughts, dreams and hopes
• Heartbroken men take four weeks longer than women to change their Facebook status after a break-up
• Lindsay Lohan stars in ANOTHER advertising campaign (and this time it's a brand we've actually heard of)
• Joran van der Sloot set for extradition to U.S. after being jailed for 28 YEARS after murdering woman, 21, he met in Peru casino
• Redknapp fears he could lose top stars due to Spurs' strict wage structure
• Should have put a sting on it: Scientists name fly after Beyonce
• Why it's the not so civil service
• Tesco UK chief dumped shares worth £200,000 ahead of 20% sell-off
• Romantic Red Rose Bushes FREE* for every reader!
• Anderson Cooper pays $1.7M for Hamptons estate NEXT DOOR to the one he already owns just to avoid new neighbors
• True Bromance: Brad Pitt and George Clooney get swoony at Critics' Choice Awards... as stunning Stacy is sidelined
• Review: There's no excuse not to get fit with this wireless workout monitor
• How many miles to the galleon in that? Town crier transforms his mobility scooter into a PIRATE SHIP
• 'elf and safety goes mad... Chinese style! School installs an incredible 19 speed bumps outside the front gates
• Nobody can bounce back like United! Ferdinand hails title-chasing team-mates
• Unable to walk down the street for fear of attack from his own fans, Steve Kean is... under siege
• Revealed: The filthy home lab where fake dentist made wonky sets of false teeth to con elderly patients out of £200,000
• Snow patrol: Where to ski (safely) after the biggest January snowfalls for three decades
• Second-hand retread Kaboul is Harry's little engine that could
• 'The sex is fantastic': Cougar reveals benefits of dating man 21 years her junior
• Spurs can succeed where Villa failed, insists ex-England defender Southgate
• The golden goatee: Usain Bolt sports a Branson beard for the tycoon's latest ad campaign
• Man arrested after 'wrapping bomb to grandmother's ankle and forcing her to rob a bank'
• Rush hour! Mum on the run Katie Holmes leaves New York apartment with wet hair (and flashes bra)
• EUROZONE: Preview this weekend's big games on the Continent
• Hughes exempt from axe should QPR suffer relegation, says CEO
• Ashton on the brink of Sarries switch as Venter reveals move for Saints wing
• Wife, 42, 'turned up volume on TV and shot dead husband before hysterically calling 911 to say he was killed by intruder'
• C'est scandaleux! Gingrich ad attacks Romney for SPEAKING FRENCH... 'just like John Kerry'
• Network Rail to face prosecution over high-speed derailment that killed one passenger and injured 86
• Richard O'Dwyer extradition verdict: Don't blame the courts, blame our politicians
• Modern-day players do not know tackling guidelines, admits Reo-Coker
• Alice in Wonderland star Mia Wasikowska replaces Hailee Steinfeld as the new face of Miu Miu
• Crowboarding! Thrill-beaking bird slides down snowy rooftop on makeshift-board... picks it up and flies back to the top for another go
• 'Psychic healer to the stars' who claimed to have contacted Princess Diana is jailed for sexually assaulting client
• The one industry that's booming in Afghanistan: Earnings from opium soar 133% in a year to $1.4bn
• Faces of war: The soldiers with courage and suffering etched into every line
• Come and get me: Hazard gives green light to Man United and Chelsea
• Poke in the eye for pirates after Somalians take on Spanish warship…and lose
• Keep a low profile, British and U.S. tourists warned after terror plot thwarted in Thailand
• How Chris Christie fell in love with his wife over donuts and why Mark Zuckerberg told him NOT to let his daughter use Facebook
• 'Z machine' recreates the surface of a star on Earth - but only for a fraction of a second
• Teacher has leg shattered and kneecap broken in classroom attack by 10-year-old boy
• 'She's so two-faced': Kerry Katona says Nicola McLean is not being genuine in the Celebrity Big Brother house
• Could a family photo be the secret to doubling your saving? How our emotions affect money matters
• 'Cheating' wife could face jail as husband urges police to enforce Arizona adultery law
• Groves to defend British title against Scottish challenger Anderson
• Now besieged Khloe Kardashian faces claims husband Lamar Odom spent seedy night with strippers
• Eddie Redmayne and Clemence Poesy shine as Sebastian Faulks' Birdsong finally makes its way to the screen
• We've sold our soul! Wenger in TV blast as Arsenal boss slams Premier League
• Woman, 45, 'fired from snack food factory for wearing a prosthetic penis to work'
• Top fashion bloggers and real-life couple Garance Doré and the Sartorialist pay homage to love in romantic shoot for Tiffany’s
• Great Scott! 16% believe Back to the Future's Dr Emmet Brown discovered radiation as science survey shows British ignorance... but can you do any better?
• Tremlett targets starting berth in first Test after wicket-taking return
• A (sky-high) Turkish fantasy: Blown away by a land of five-star caves and exotic culture
• Like a scene out of The Notebook: Couple dies within hours of each other after 61-year marriage
• I was right to re-sign Scholes! Fergie insists veteran's return will boost United
• Fears for the future of fuchsias as experts reveal pests will devastate it
• Martinez insists all two-footed tackles must be punished with red cards... before Wigan's showdown with City
• Student who set up 'illegal' file-sharing website to allow people to watch shows and films for free can be extradited to U.S. for trial, court rules
• Sir Ian Botham's former daughter-in-law is cleared of stealing ex-husband's pet dog
• Space Station ducks out of the way of hurtling space junk
• Once a blue, always a blue! Rooney told Gibson to join Everton
• Boyfriend who attacked his partner with Taser before burying her in a shallow grave is jailed for 20 years
• 'We are going to have to send you to the zoo,' doctors tell obese patients too large to fit in hospital scanners
• Modern Family's Sofia Vergara shakes her Colombian curves on the dance floor
• Cameron meets Saudi king on first trip to country as PM amid concerns over British arms deal with Middle Eastern nation
• Yes, David Cameron, mothers at home do matter so don't let them down by cutting child benefit
• Making her presence felt! Bar Refaeli stands out from the crowd in eye-catching red trousers
• Swansea's Rangel praises RVP but prepares to defy his Arsenal side
• ASK MONTY: How do I propagate my poppies?
• Is the Kardashian bubble REALLY about to burst?
• West Ham confirm signing of FC Dallas defender John to boost promotion charge
• More misery for chef Worrall Thompson as pub he part-owns goes under
• Lengthening our locks changed our lives! Four women reveal how they found happiness in their HAIR extensions
• O'Neill focused on avoiding drop despite promising start to Sunderland reign
• LIVE: Newcastle 1 QPR 0: The action as it happened from the Sports Direct Arena
• Swansea v ARSENAL: Van Persie ready to play after extended break
• France confirms rating downgrade as euro slumps and Greece teeters on edge of bankruptcy
• Want to date a gentleman? Head to West Hollywood: The top ten U.S. cities to find 'sensitive' men
• Someone call The Doctor! Picture from Nasa hangar seems to show row of Daleks
• Medical student, 23, who battled eating disorder dies due to drugs prescribed by mother
• Style tips, the Essex way: Sally Bercow copies former Big Brother housemate Amy Child's dress sense
• 'I'd have levelled the house with an airstrike', declares U.S. Marine at Haditha massacre court martial
• Woman driver dying from a stroke was arrested by traffic police who thought she was drunk
• Gove calls for longer school days and shorter holidays… and says if teachers love their jobs they shouldn’t object
• Pole position! Lecturer dances across Africa to help raise £25,000 for charity
• Coyle calls out Manchester City on 'personnel problems', as Bolton boss recounts his side's injury woes
• Find out WHAT BOOK author PATRICK GALE is reading now
• LIVE: All the Premier League action from around the grounds as it happened
• That's for you, coach: Wellington boot Sherborne out and dedicate win to tragic Higham
• Hartson wants vacant Wales job but brands assistant Verheijen a 'disgrace'
• Look out! There may be bugs in your drawers: WICKED BUGS BY AMY STEWART
• SMALL CAPS RISERS AND FALLERS: Oil companies prosper and M&A rumours boost confidence
• What a result for personal injury litigation! Insurers 1, consumers 0 (Jack Straw 12)
• Npower follows energy rivals with 5 per cent gas price cut and lets fixed-tariff customers switch for free
• I know we've not been good enough... McCarthy feels heat after owner's moan
• 'She really has it all': Gwyneth Paltrow is the ultimate girl-next-door for Coach campaign
• Death of man covered with infected bedsores 'was due to prison's neglect'
• Lindsay Lohan's 'fears for her stick-thin model sister Ali'
• Stephen Colbert explores running for president of 'the United States of South Carolina'... as he leads Jon Huntsman in polls
• Barton urges team-mates to 'buy into' new QPR regime under Hughes
• We're back Inter you! Milan's city rivals to discuss Tevez deal next week after AC pull out
• Lille's permanent move for Cole helps Sow seeds for striker arrival at Anfield
• BBC radio presenter sexually assaulted underage girls and had stash of child porn
• 'She'll never be the same': Mother who technically 'died' after being crushed by falling shopping cart has had to relearn her own name
• The Insider: Alex could yet join QPR while Blackburn reject bid for Yakubu
• Dalglish: Gerrard is a genuine Liverpool legend, but he can become greatest ever
• I didn’t sack Steve Jobs – and the company wasn’t bust when I left: Ex Apple boss John Sculley blasts back at the iMyths
• SECOND time Broadway scion Eric Nederlander attacked girlfriend as he was arrested for 'hair-pull attack on girlfriend while she was sleeping'
• NEWCASTLE v QPR: Guthrie returns to compensate for Tiote loss
• Invisible chips? IBM stores data inside just 12 atoms - and can spell words on a 'drive' built from 100
• Cowell gets fruity with old flame Sinitta! Duo put on a show aboard his luxury yacht with Simon using a banana as a phone
• Winter weather finally hits the Midwest - but at least it's good news for snow-biz economy
• Misty Britain: After stunning 'red sky at night' nation awakes to splendid scenes of frost and freezing fog
• What a little jetsetter! Penelope Cruz totes gorgeous son Leo as she and Javier Bardem arrive in London
• Prisoner who escaped Japanese jail in his underpants is recaptured after treating himself to a meal, a beer... and a new set of clothes
• Hague urges 'panicky' Pakistan to remain calm amid fears over military coup as Prime Minister pleas for British support
• Ladies who lunch: Victoria Beckham and daughter Harper enjoy some girl time at a five-star hotel
• How only 10% of proceeds from Kim Kardashian’s charity auction actually goes to good causes (the rest heads straight into her bank account)
• I fought the law and I won: Clash roadie wins damages over racist beating by 19 policemen in 23-hour ordeal
• You're in charge! New technology will allow football fans to control cameras
• Wigan v MAN CITY: Silva lining up for stuttering City's trip to DW
• Reading MailOnline will make you live longer (OK, any news media will do), says study
• MAN UNITED v Bolton: Defenders Smalling and Jones both doubtful
• Going Viral: Is this the secret to Ron Paul's success?
• Bee wars: Amazing footage of 30 giant Japanese hornets slaughtering 30,000 tiny honeybees to eat their young
• Golden touch! Messi to celebrate world player of the year gong with special boots
• Move over, snake serum: 'Dragon's blood' is Hollywood's latest beauty weapon (and guess which Gaga star is a fan)
• Oh, poor you! Imogen Thomas moans buying a car is 'kinda stressful' as she swaps heels for shabby boots to test drive Mercedes
• Every Little Helps (even if you’re the Queen’s cousin): 'Hard-up' aristocrats planning to lease land to Tesco for superstore
• Something borrowed? How about EVERYTHING! Out of work couple ask for donations towards dream wedding
• More misery for shoplifting chef Antony Worrall Thompson as pub he owns share in goes bust
• 'A trip in paradise I'll never forget!' Bikini-clad Nicole Scherzinger tweets holiday pics from luxury Mexico break
• How discovery of the original recording of 1974 hit Seasons In The Sun allowed singer's son to hear father's voice for the first time
• England's young Lions tamed again by Bangladesh A in Chittagong
• Never mind spending, why aren't we talking about making?
• Where's JFK when you need him? Rogue nuke state Iran cosies up to Cuba as Ahmadinejad and Castro get together
• Man, 51, and woman, 54, found shot dead at church altar in murder suicide
• Robert Rocks Joburg Open to take slender one-shot lead into third round
• Chelsea remain confident of Cahill capture despite failing to meet Sunderland deadline
• A suitcase of bras, an urn and even a baby! Hotel chain issues list of lost property finds
• Tremlett couldn't see five days ago, now he's raring to take on Pakistan
• Burma releases wave of political prisoners in move which gives fresh hope to country
• One man's mission to break the land speed record... in a 2,000mph car made from bits of space planes and nuclear missiles
• Aston Villa v EVERTON: New signing Gibson set for Toffees bow
• Are these the world's yummiest mummies? Japanese mothers compete to create best-looking lunchboxes for their children
• Seal pup that keeps getting lost is flown back to Greenland after washing up in SKEGNESS
• What does sunset look like on an alien world? Astronomer 'decodes' Hubble signal to find out
• Ryanair adds 25p to tickets to pay for 'eco-looney' green tax
• 'I think I might have blown my acting career': First black Heathcliff facing prison after racially abused pregnant lover
• Allardyce brings the Hammer down on Rhodes pursuit as he admits he won't up bid
• Universal child benefit has had its day
• Newcastle fail in £1m bid for United teenage midfielder Morrison
• Debut delight as Wigan four will be introduced for Wane's first game
• Express delivery... of an ANACONDA! Man finds huge snake dumped on his doorstep
• Chelsea v SUNDERLAND: Bendtner set to return for Black Cats
• Mersey Beat: Moyes and Clattenburg to renew acquaintances... it will be anything but cordial
• Margin Call film review: Financial saga as thrilling as a tax demand
• LIVERPOOL v Stoke: Enrique and Adam set to return to starting XI
• Hughes suffers blow as Tottenham reject QPR's bid for Pienaar
• WIGAN v Man City: Spanish winger Crusat set to return for Latics
• The Midlander: Wolves must aim higher if Morgan's spending claims are to be believed
• 'Thank you, have a nice day!' Knifeman robber who was always polite to his victims jailed for seven years
• Practice makes perfect! Dancing On Ice's Heidi Range concentrates on her moves in attempt to avoid facing the boot again
• Former Olympic sprint king Christie loses 15-month driving ban challenge
• TOTTENHAM v Wolves: Parker could miss second game in a week
• Humiliation of the French: After lecturing Britain on its finances, France is stripped of its gold-plated AAA credit rating
• Defiling corpses is disgusting, but nothing compared to what our enemy does to the living
• Scent of a vamp: Kristen Stewart is the new face of Balenciaga perfume
• 'It feels like a dream!' War Horse's Jeremy Irvine on how he's still adjusting to his new-found fame
• Mortgage deals at their cheapest ever: borrowers see average monthly repayment fall to £494
• Scotland Yard commander Dizaei 'assaulted and arrested man outside restaurant in "wholesale abuse" of his powers'
• Ted Baker sidesteps retail's Christmas quagmire to post strong profits
• Recipe: Iced lemon loaf
• Counting on the Costas: Survey reveals Spain is cheapest holiday spot in Europe
• ASTON VILLA v Everton: New signing Keane set for Villa debut
• Lloyds chief Horta-Osorio forgoes annual bonus worth up to £2.4m due to disruption caused by sick leave
• Pryce and Anderson in line for Dragons debuts during testimonial with Wakefield
• Tottenham v WOLVES: Milijas back in north London after three-match ban
• Ski for your supper! The extraordinary restaurant that's so remote customers have to ski to it
• Recipe: Whole-lemon almond cake
• WEST BROM v Norwich: Headache for Hodgson with six doubtful
• Recipe: Classic lemon cheesecake
• Lloyds boss will not accept annual bonus worth up to £2.4m after taking two months off 'because he couldn't sleep'
• Retired businessman loses fight against extradition to U.S. after FBI accuse him of selling parts for Iranian missiles
• Yes, Michael Gove, children and tax-payers do deserve good teachers
• CHELSEA v Sunderland: Malouda doubtful but Terry and Sturridge fit
• Recipe: Lemon victoria sponge
• Email in your eye? Next-generation video screen glasses could lay messages or GPS over your field of vision
• Turning over a huge new leaf: World's biggest Koran with 7ft-high pages is unveiled in Afghanistan
• The shocking moment pensioner drove onto pavement just seconds before killing schoolgirl, 16... three days after failing eye test and refusing to surrender his licence
• Margin Call: Financial saga as thrilling as a tax demand
• Smallest baby in Britain to undergo open heart surgery celebrates her first birthday
• Blackburn v FULHAM: Johnson and Davies back for trip to Ewood
• New job for Grant as ex-West Ham boss announced Partizan Belgrade manager
• When life gives you lemons...
• Birth of a savings revolution: How to beat the banks and earn 3% on current account cash
• A tale of three cities: How a 16-carat diamond was stolen from a London jeweller, 'found' in a Hong Kong pawn shop, and is now being held in New York
• The sneaker thieves: Burglars run off with 30 pairs of pristine boxed Air Jordans worth $10,000
• Tom Ford and Stella McCartney join Chanel and YSL to design eco-friendly dresses for Livia Firth's green carpet challenge
• Newcastle v QPR: Hughes without key players for Hoops debut
• Every woman's dream! Michelle Keegan glows with natural beauty as she sets off for work make-up free
• Gibson's good for Goodison as United flop completes cut-price switch to Everton
• Don't smudge my lipstick! Toyboy Dimitri plants kiss on Camille Grammer, but she avoids make-up mishap with a peck
• Woman who injected bath salts loses arm, shoulder and breast to flesh-eating infection
• Caught on camera: Shocking undercover footage shows chicken farm workers hurling hatchlings into bins
• Silva lining for Man City after midfielder recovers from ankle knock to face Wigan
• High speed rail plans fly in the face of measures to cut spending elsewhere
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic
• SWANSEA v Arsenal: Rodgers has fully fit squad to choose from
• Mayor brands parents 'idiots and a**holes' for allowing their children to go looking for trouble after triple murder
• What a twit! Councillor suspended after branding disabled protesters ‘retards’ in Twitter message after meeting
• Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta reunited once more... 34 years after starring together in Grease
• Warner's joint fourth-fastest test century sees Australia smash India
• I'm not finished yet! Gerrard plans to prolong playing career beyond 2014
• The jail in danger of collapse .. because prisoners have dug so many escape tunnels
• Resistance is futile! More Androids are activated every day than babies are born
• A Stunning Collection of Jewellery...
• Palmeiras decline opportunity to sign Chelsea midfielder Malouda
• BLACKBURN v Fulham: Rovers return for Robinson and Hoilett
• Border Agency 'sorry' after missing chance to deport failed asylum seeker who went on to kill partner and children
• Ronaldo is loved, insists Casillas after Cristiano strop
• Nick Clegg dishes out his usual euro nonsense... this time on television
• Snap up the Shrimp! Never-before-seen images of iconic supermodel go on sale
• West Brom v NORWICH: Ruddy back between the posts for Canaries
• Is this how the new Union flag will look? Gove accuses nationalists of 'dodging fundamental questions' on Scottish independence
• HIV transmitted 1 in 900 times couple has unprotected sex
• Take a cruise, austerity-style: £100 berths available on new route... from South Shields to Harwich
• Invensys profit alert over project delays dismays investors and sparks share sell-off
• Rhinos' incredible load-bearing feet under the microscope to help relieve pain of zoo animals
• 'Vera Lynn songs used weapons of harassment': Teacher accused of Dambusters war on German neighbour
• They're all cup finals now, says success seeking Silva
• Liverpool v STOKE: Woodgate among several doubts for Pulis
• Winning the Premier League has never been so difficult, says United boss Sir Alex
• 'She would have done the same for me': Single mum adopts best friend's FIVE children after they lose both parents in 6 months
• Waterstones: O apostrophe, where art thou?...
• 'I spent today with the love of my life': Christina Aguilera treats son Max to a Legoland boat ride for his fourth birthday
• Silence is golden: The Artist sweeps the board at Critic's Choice Awards while The Help requires none at all to scoop up three
• Westley to complete Preston switch as Boro boss opts for new challenge
• 'I'm wonderful... exactly as I am': Sinead O'Connor announces her marriage is over AGAIN after reconciliation attempt failed
• Six easy tips on saving energy - and therefore money on painful fuel bills
• Watch your step… it’s Friday 13th! (And it's bad news for the superstitious as there are THREE this year)
• Teenage film-maker commits suicide one month after making It Gets Better video for gay youth
• Guardiola thrilled with Barca's Copa del Rey draw against Mourinho's Madrid
• Mother's horror after she is told her baby's brain was kept in a hospital jar for 13 YEARS
• The thief who bit off more than he could chew... puppy needs surgery after stealing a Chinese spare rib and swallowing it WHOLE
• Flip the 10-year-old circus boy accidentally hangs himself as he 'practises new trick in bedroom'
• Carla Bruni gives biggest hint yet that 'Superhuman' Sarkozy will stand for re-election
• Extraordinary story of the homeless teenage girl who is so gifted she could transform her family's life with $100,000 science prize
• Manchester United v BOLTON: Coyle's defensive plans rest on Cahill fate
• Engaged! Brian McFadden pops the question to girlfriend Vogue Williams after only eight months
• How Jimmy fixed up a Range Rover to LIVE in: DJ Savile's bizarre converted 4x4 complete with bed and sink up for auction
• Robson closes in on Australian Open spot with comfortable win over Floris
• Toddler drowned at sports club after wandering out of changing room while father finished showering
• At last! Blackburn boss Kean finds himself with a 'good' problem
• All the Barclays Premier League team news ahead of the weekend
• Walk like Greased Lightning! Prada's hot rod shoes are firing up the fashion world with flaming heels and tailfin touches
• Southampton complete signing of Japan striker Lee as work permit is sanctioned
• Bottoms up! Lilly Becker shows off her pert derriere in a cute bikini as she takes a dip in the pool with her son Amadeus
• No sterling for Stirling? Scotland could have to join euro if it achieves independence, warns Osborne
• Rolling in the BRITS: Adele celebrates getting three award nominations on romantic night out with boyfriend Simon
• BBC wants to charge for iPlayer by extending archive and availability of programmes
• Ice rink which put up sign banning travellers is accused of inciting racial hatred
• Mr Agent: Liverpool should have handled Suarez race row better
• The show must go on! Radiant Una Healy still sparkles in silver heels at seven months pregnant
• Blast master: Skip-sized iPod dock with 10,000 watts of amplification is world's loudest - but it'll cost you £20,000
• Burns focused on title defence against Moses after putting brush with youths behind him
• Join the tartan army: For a bold, Celtic-inspired decor, you need to head for the Highlands
• Online and organised: Create more space at home by filing your paperwork on the web
• Furious Apple fans hurl eggs at Beijing store after it cancels iPhone 4S launch because crowd was so big
• Livermore is good enough to play for anyone! Redknapp overjoyed with Spurs youngster
• Frugal Princess Anne turned down room with sea view to save herself £40
• That's what friends are for: Lauren Pope distracts herself from fears over toxic breast implants on night out with Katie Price
• COMMENT: Explosion in whiplash nothing more than a racket fuelled by crooked lawyers, dishonest doctors and supine insurance industry
• Kevin Quigley: My favourite image of the week... Kayla the eagle
• Spain is back as a bargain holiday destination as prices at resorts drop by 40%
• Hot tips on saving energy: Fuel bills are bad for your blood pressure and your wallet so here are some simple remedies
• Mortgage costs fall to all-time low as average monthly repayment drops to £494 a month
• Cameron 'did not like' Top Gear India special he appeared in, says Downing Street as PM tries to distance himself from diplomatic row
• ECB demand player amnesty for information on corruption in bid to eradicate spot-fixing
• FTSE CLOSE: Markets fall into red as fear mounts over Greek debt and eurozone downgrades
• Shouldn't you be getting an early night? Corey Feldman parties ahead of rehearsals for Dancing On Ice debut
• Rowntree wants England to develop ball-stealing seven
• 'I met someone I cared for and it just happened to be his age': Madonna, 53, opens up about her romance with Brahim Zaibat, 24
• We saw off Chelsea, now we'll see off City, insists United boss Ferguson
• Third rock from the sun, take two - Nasa finds trio of smallest rocky planets yet orbiting distant star
• ‘You’re an a******* and you’ll die a horrible death’: What ‘rude, abrupt’ GP allegedly told patient
• 'I thought my legs had gone': British soldier survives TWO Taliban bomb blasts without suffering as much as a scratch
• 'We dedicate our deaths to Silvio Berlusconi': Italian couple ruined by economic crisis commit suicide in hotel room after writing to former PM
• King Henry the brave! Van Persie hails returning Thierry's gutsy move
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: Should the new Tesco boss take the blame?
• RICHARD KAY: TV Melissa’s most unusual strip
• ‘Hero’ police inspector slashes crime by two-thirds after telling officers ‘stop hanging around the station and get out on the beat’
• Shoddy sales and rare profit warning see Tesco stock drop by £5billion
• You've spent your way to top! Spurs boss Redknapp blast at title rivals City
• Moores please! Boost for Lancashire as former England coach signs two-year extension
• Eeyore the world's oldest donkey dies aged 55: 'He was surrounded at the end by people who loved him'
• Dalglish calls for united front at Anfield as Liverpool look to put race rows to bed
• My little man! Soul Food actress Nia Long beams as she shows off newborn son Kez Sunday for the first time
• Cameron climbdown over 'cliff edge' child benefit cuts for anyone earning over £42,375
• WBA order immediate rematch as Khan is granted chance to exact revenge on Peterson
• Murray ready for Australian Open bid after beating Nalbandian in exhibition
• Weekly injection replaces daily jabs ordeal in breakthrough for 2.5million diabetes sufferers
• Japan striker Maeda jets in for trial with Hammers as Allardyce searches for extra firepower
• 'I've never been so frightened': Roxanne Pallett talks about her terrifying train ordeal at the hands of nasty train thugs
• Britain's top midwife criticises 'foetus parties' where mothers-to-be show ultrasound scans as 'entertainment'
• Kranjcar Moscow to CSKA! Niko offered exit plan from Spurs' bench by Russians
• No need for a fireman's pole! World's tiniest fire station is just big enough to store a single emergency LAND ROVER
• Grecian goddess! Pixie Lott looks like a catwalk queen as she celebrates 21st birthday with boyfriend Oliver Cheshire (oh, and JLS, Ed Sheeran and TOWIE stars)
• NCIS star Michael Weatherly has a new role to play as he announces wife's pregnancy
• Hazard warning! AVB told to put £25m raid for Lille midfielder on hold until summer
• Where are your table manners? Little boy sits down to breakfast with an IGUANA
• Forget carbon dioxide... Scientists say cut soot and methane to curb global warming
• Sexting culture sparks explosion of casual sex among Britain's teenagers
• Is that enough fake tan? A distinctly orange Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola launches perfume
• Gay Coronation Street actor Charlie Condou becomes a father again with female friend
• New QPR boss Hughes plans raid for Man City outcast Santa Cruz
• Now you can buy your own .com domain name (it's only $785,000)
• Tragedy in the skies: Striking photos show horrific 1960 Brooklyn airline collision that sparked new era of crash investigations relying on 'black boxes'
• Tangerine dream! Jennifer Hudson shows off her super slim legs in a bright orange mini-dress
• Relief for London's commuters as the stricken Hammersmith flyover reopens - but only one lane in each direction
• Cute couple Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis only have eyes for each other on a New York stroll
• Cooking up a campaign? Aspiring governor misled voters that he had an economics degree (when it was really home economics)
• A chance to step back into Hollywood's golden age as silent film star Rudy Valentino's house is on the rental market
• Man DECAPITATED after being sucked head first into wood chipper in freak accident
• Mormons 'face more bigotry than black Americans' as one third of church members say U.S. not ready to elect Romney president
• DSK's extraordinary excuse: 'I didn't know I was sleeping with prostitutes at orgies because they were all naked at the time'
• Trainer to the stars Tracy Anderson announces she is pregnant with baby number two
• 'I'm exhausted': Depressed Vinny quits Jersey Shore after growing tired of his housemates endless partying
• Good heavens! Angelina Jolie the innocent schoolgirl stars as a singing nun in adorable home movie
• Slam-dunking it! JR Smith's sister chokes a woman during a court-side rampage at basketball game in China
• 'It's a perverted sin and breeds like cancer': High school teacher faces sack over anti-gay Facebook comments
• So much for not raising the debt ceiling... Obama requests $1.2 TRILLION hike in borrowing limit
• 'I had a complete meltdown': Angelina Jolie tells of breaking down while making her directorial debut
• Viva la gaffe... Mercedes-Benz apologises for using image of Che Guevara to promote 'revolutionary' car sharing programme
• 'My little miracles': IVF mother celebrates the birth of triplets born over period of two years
• What a bare rabbit! Olivia Munn strips off completely nude for a new PETA campaign against fur
• Spot the difference: Damien Hirst painted only FIVE of the 300 'spot paintings' in his latest collection
• Stephen Colbert clears way for Presidential run after polling ahead of John Huntsman in South Carolina - but Mitt Romney is still the man to beat
• Raising the Bar! Refaeli ups the glamour stakes in full make-up and a little black dress... just hours after her fresh faced arrival in Paris
• 'They don't care about our safety': Teen calls for boycott of Girl Scout cookies after transgender child was allowed to join
• Widower, 75, recreates The Last Supper in pencil on the wall of his one-bedroom flat - to amuse his friends
• She's not shy! Evan Rachel Wood flashes almost every inch of flesh in provocative and edgy photoshoot
• Land of the tree and home of the brave: Nasa maps America's forests for first time showing how canopy covers THIRD of U.S.
• Is Sarah Palin endorsing Rick Perry for President?
• Saturn's giant twin: Scientists find first ringed body beyond our solar system
• Mac on... Was the mutilated deer carcass the work of the beast of Stroud?
• Gemma's coming out biting... as she gets her teeth into new vampire film role
• Driver charged with murder after hit and run in which pedestrian was killed
• Tom Cruise puts his support behind decades-long hunt for kidnapped boy Ben
• Sheer delight! Stunning Miranda Kerr steps out in a see-through sweater and pencil skirt
• Bridesmaids reunited! Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph are together again in Friends With Kids
• Kate's floating Leo and Ken's boat... as she reunites with two of her most dashing leading men
• Old age starts at 54 (and youth ends at 32) - that's if you ask young people
• Parents' horror as ANOTHER cruise ship worker faces sex abuse charges for 'raping girl, 14, in men's locker room' on Royal Caribbean luxury liner
• Bored at work? Flight attendant becomes online hit after rapping announcement to passengers
• You're asking for trouble: Parents' anger after secondary school builds unisex toilets for its pupils
• He's a teenager at 42, says the sister of rape case earl accused of attacking schoolgirl as she slept
• Coronation Street's Michael Le Vell returns to work for the first time since his rape case was dropped and is greeted by fans
• Heather Locklear 'rushed to hospital after taking combination of prescription drugs and alcohol'
• So why is Madonna in love with gloves? How Madge goes to ridiculous lengths to cover the backs of her hands
• Why your memory IMPROVES with age (Well, up to a point, anyway)
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: An overdue lesson in putting children first and finally restoring excellence
• Two ways to wear white: Michelle Williams and Stacy Keibler both look angelic as they float down the red-carpet at the Critics' Choice Awards
• A human right not to stack shelves? She's off her trolley
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: 'Black-out sex under police surveillance'... The Ritz hotel's wartime homosexual subculture
• British worker faces jail in Abu Dhabi for 'insulting Islam' with angry comment made in meeting
• They're real pop stars now! X Factor winners Little Mix share the stage with Alexandra Burke and The Saturdays at first big gig
• Sandaza in demand as a queue of clubs set to swoop for Rangers target
• Smith and Purvis win individual apparatus gold at Olympic gymnastics test event in London
• Gerrard has a job for life! Kop idol to be Liverpool's Sir Bobby Charlton
• Distin dismay heightens Moyes's need for defender in transfer window
• Rise of the hugger mugger: 'Sociable' thieves who cuddle while they rob
• Too busy to talk: One in four Britons speaks to their loved one for less than 10 minutes a day
• If you like it then you better put a T-shirt on it! Beyonce turns designer to bring her golden touch to the Obama campaign
• Djokovic looming for Murray as British star is handed Harrison test Down Under
• NHS hypocrisy: Hospitals hand out law firms’ leaflets that help patients sue for compensation
• How adorable! Jessica Alba shares Haven's reaction to first solid meal with cute Twitter snap
• Commentary: You are misguided, Paul, and you should say sorry