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• Revenge of the chocolate cream poisoner: Broadmoor archives go online, revealing the story of its most crazed inmate
• Matt Lawton: The good news for Rooney got better and better as UEFA cut England ban
• 'She couldn't say no': The shocking state date-rape ad pulled amid anger over suggestions that drunken victims are to blame
• Indie film Another Earth: Pretentious twaddle and an ill-considered mixture of realism and science fiction
• Jailed Michael Jackson doctor Conrad Murray gets a prison visit from girlfriend Nicole and mother Milta
• McCoist fury as SFA uphold ban on Rangers midfielder Aluko
• EXCLUSIVE: England go treble Dutch with trio of friendlies against Holland
• Curb bonuses or face tougher regulation, Osborne tells banks... as he bids to slash pay by 10% for public sector workers
• Jan Moir: Boys beware. Predatory women (like Caroline Flack) are on the prowl
• Shrek spin-off Puss In Boots is a paw show
• We're all 11 stone: That's the average weight of a British woman, but as you can see, it comes in many shapes
• Little Miss Sensible Kimberley Walsh shows the Girls how to behave as she prepares for her role in Shrek the Musical
• Mac on... Women serving on submarines
• Can Fergie reboot Manchester United? The issues at Old Trafford laid bare...
• Clarifications and corrections
• A little to the right, a little to the left: Driving pro squeezes into the tiniest NYC parking spot imaginable… and then manages to get out again
• New Brussels rules 'will kill best of our private pensions': Scheme will sink under £100bn burden says minister
• Another tug of war between BBC and ITV as Sian Williams prepares to jump ship
• Sappy New Year: Sanctimonious storylines, dreadful dialogue and Ashton Kutcher as a nitwit called Randy... New Year's Eve is nothing to celebrate
• So, what will England do without Wayne Rooney at Euro 2012?
• A system that is rotten to the core
• Jodie Foster's dad convicted of swindling home buyers as 'the Bernie Madoff of Sherman Oaks'
• Toni Collette takes bouncing baby boy Arlo for a beach stroll
• Preston's highly-rated midfielder Coutts turning heads at Ipswich and Charlton
• Retired teacher, 59, 'groomed boy, 17, for sex with her and her husband'
• Can you imagine me going down the market now? Amy Childs' new celebrity lifestyle is miles away from her family
• Faurlin happy at QPR, but two Premier League clubs and Napoli are keen
• Naked, pregnant and painted in gold! The never-seen-before photoshoot of Anna Nicole Smith... just months before her death
• Liverpool boss Dalglish blasts FA over Rooney appeal and Suarez treatment
• Police inspector who murdered wife and daughter may have probed similar case
• It's my fault! Rooney's ban cut as Capello takes blame for red card
• It's final - Simon's back on X Factor: Cowell has his say via satellite link
• West Brom and Wigan to do battle for Nottingham Forest captain Chambers
• 'I want to prove everyone wrong': JWoww says she will have face examined by plastic surgeon to show she has NOT had work done
• Avocet Mining joins main market as it seeks growth in Africa
• Now that's patriotic! Bear Grylls wears Union flag slippers to meet the Queen
• CITY FOCUS: Enron collapse, the scandal that shook Wall Street
• City girl's pool death: Did super-fit executive overdo it in gym before suspected heart attack?
• Newcastle 6 Toulon 3: Jonny's pointless return to Kingston Park
• Shouting at the radio - and the day I realised I'm not a lonely outsider in my own country
• Standard Chartered hit by UK regulatory costs
• Arsenal eye cut-price deal for Chelsea exile Alex as Spurs wait in the wings
• MAIL COMMENT: These exam cheats are betraying our children
• Car insurance bills to rise for women but fall for boy racers under EU diktat
• Venus Williams reveals her slimmed down figure after overhauling diet to combat illness
• Lloyds boss António Horta-Osório feels ready to return
• Svelte Kendra Wilkinson reveals her plan to keep off the holiday pounds
• Heartbreak as 19 Kids and Counting star Michelle Duggar miscarries baby number 20
• More than 80% of Tories say they want Cameron to offer a referendum on EU treaty
• European banks ordered to raise £100bn of emergency funds
• 100,000 high-risk surgery patients suffer sub-standard care after treatment
• Soldier injured in explosion in Afghanistan dies two days after being flown home
• Rodgers keen to revive move for Middlesbrough skipper Bates as Swansea look to bolster defence
• Breast screening 'could do more harm than good': Women operated on needlessly, says report
• Man United fear Vidic is out for the season after 'rupturing cruciate ligament'
• Pregnant women and new mothers are 70 times more likely to get tuberculosis
• Couple expecting baby with two heart defects and one-in-ten chance of survival welcome 'miracle' baby girl
• Huddersfield hope to capture Stoke's Marshall from Sheffield Wednesday's clutches
• Fake doctor busted for 'injecting dancer with dangerous butt implants' (and her last name is Cheek!)
• 'I found God... while posing as Jesus': Model turns to religion after playing Christ in Africa photo shoot (and finds love with a mother of five too)
• RBS due diligence on ABN £49bn deal 'minimal'
• Rabbi wins legal battle to keep his beard and join U.S. Army as chaplain
• Cameron fights war on two fronts as he battles EU leaders and mutinous MPs that compare him to Chamberlain
• Will Maverick fly again? Tom Cruise 'working on' reprising famous role for Top Gun 2
• MARKET REPORT: LSE bids to stage more flotations
• The bizarre Johnny B is impossible to ignore
• Merry Christmas to me! Declan Donnelly treats himself to a £90,000 Maserati
• Martin Samuel: Platini is to blame! Why his Champions League masterplan is still flawed
• Greetings from Grandpapa Charles: Duke and Duchess of Cornwall unveil this year's Christmas card
• Here come the girls... BBC defend all-female list for Young Sports Personality of the Year
• Chris Foy: Give Wood the chance to lead England revival
• Premier Foods pays down debt with disposal of Brookes Avana
• Clair Huxtable, style icon: Cosby Show matriarch is star of new blog
• Join me on my jetset to China: Gwyneth Paltrow gives fans a glimpse of her trip to Beijing
• Stobart Group ignores share incentives opposition
• Ajax demand probe into Lyon's incredible 7-1 Champions League victory
• Not your average gym get-up! Irina Shayk attends sportswear launch in impossibly short low-cut dress
• Aged 11 and just 4ft tall, Britain's youngest rioter... and his mother is ordered to pay his £300 compensation out of her benefits
• War veterans and charity workers named among 6,800 people to be London 2012 torchbearers
• Tesco plans for collapse of eurozone as it posts sales fall
• McIlroy makes perfect start as world No 1 Donald pays the price in Dubai
• Single and ready to mingle: Dianna Agron steps out with her head held high after split from boyfriend Sebastian Stan
• Drama Down Under as Kevin Federline collapses on weight loss reality show in Australia
• President Obama says he may work through Christmas and skip Hawaii trip.. but it'll cost taxpayers $100,0000 to send Michelle and the girls anyway
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: It's do or die for euro - again
• The £200m own goal: Fortune spent on promoting sport before Olympics sees football and swimming slump - but at least ping pong's on the rise!
• Wilshere sweats on possible UEFA probe after Frimpong 'bet' tweet
• Leon McKenzie: I tried to end it all... now I want to help others cope with the pain
• European champ Scott is second in Finn class at sailing’s World Championships
• How bees are rather waspish: Insects are actually bullies who headbutt one another
• Going for gold? Not this bunch of numpties ...
• Favourite Somersby left toiling in Gauvain fast show as 15-2 shot wins Peterborough Chase
• Wealthy neighbours of the Queen left red-faced after gamekeeper is caught on camera encouraging dog to tear fox to pieces
• University worker dies after she climbed out of a stuck elevator and was crushed by the 2,000 lb lift
• 'I am NOT the victim, I'm the victor': Extraordinary moment furious victim confronts teenage sex attacker in court as he is jailed for 15 years
• Great Britain slip to third in Champions Trophy group after Germany defeat
• Woman who locked husband inside burning building admits on second day of trial that she DID kill him
• Suits you! Bridemaids stars swap into sleek tuxedos as they land Entertainers of the Year honour
• 'All I want is everything': Katie Price makes her Christmas wish crystal clear
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, December 9
• Now that’s belly dancing! Jennifer Lopez exposes taut midriff as she cartwheels through Brazilian routine
• Tuesday night, Channel 5! United braced for more misery with fixture change
• Next Mars rover will decide where to go all on its own - without any human pushing the button
• Extra dies on the set of the new Batman movie during shoot in New York City
• Rick Perry says no to Trump's debate joining the majority of the GOP candidates as only TWO have RSVP'd yes
• Two IOC members issued with reprimand and a warning over kickbacks
• Soderling to skip Australian Open as world no 13 continues to recover from glandular fever
• How could he do it? Abattoir worker slit puppy's throat because he couldn't afford vet's bill
• Extra helpings: Glad tidings of comfort and cake
• 'You gotta have faith': Demi Lovato tweets a photo of her latest tattoo
• Turning 26 like it's 1926: Amanda Seyfried celebrates her birthday with a Twenties-style dress and super-sized cake
• Pardew sees his anniversary spoiled as injury crisis rips through squad
• 'I give her all the money she needs': Charlie Sheen insists there is 'no way' Brooke Mueller would deal cocaine
• Recipe: Chocolate hazelnut truffles
• Suits you! Jacqui Ainsley vamps it up in a revealing suit and slicked hair for Sherlock Holmes premiere
• Winston Churchill named Britain's greatest gentleman of the last century
• Forget the politics, is it economically possible to save the euro?
• Top Christmas present LeapFrog LeapPad going for DOUBLE the asking price as stocks run low
• The Merkozy power grab extends beyond a tax on the City of London
• Recipe: Big olive jar
• The Girl With The... Tramp Stamp Tattoo? Emma Roberts lampoons Lisbeth Salander in hilarious spoof
• Dozen Nato oil tankers set alight in rocket attack on Afghanistan border
• Picture Perfect Presents
• Recipe: Spiced clementines
• Golden Boy De La Hoya backs Khan to claim the ultimate prize
• Countries must work together to tackle climate change, Huhne tells world leaders at energy summit
• Hotel releases CCTV of DSK chamber maid reporting 'rape' to colleagues and their high-five at centre of 'set-up' scandal
• Recipe: Cranberry and orange vinaigrette
• Over to you, Stu! I'll do more than hold fort, says new interim England head coach Lancaster
• Recipe: Lemony roast almonds
• Christmas really DOES drive us crazy! How 'festive hormones' wreak havoc upon stress, fatigue and happiness levels
• Yours for $20,000 a day: The SoHo townhouse with a private pool that's New York's splashiest rental property
• Rats not fair! Rodents will free trapped cage mates and are actually kind-hearted generous creatures
• How clever can we get? Study suggests there is an 'upper limit' to how smart humans can be - there will never be a 'Supermind'
• Clocking up the miles: Antique watch used by police as Britain's first speed trap goes under the hammer
• Psychopaths are just misunderstood... and they could even be cured, researchers say
• Pair of deadly black widow spiders found crawling around in car imported into the UK a year ago
• Pictured: The murdered police officer and father-of-five shot dead after gunman brings terror back to Virginia Tech campus
• They've got eyes in the back of their head: Researchers create mutant tadpoles with body parts on their tails
• Claims vultures exposed for lying to PPI victims as Ministry of Justice launches crackdown
• New best buy 3.2% instant access rate from the AA hits top spot
• Christmas cancelled for eurozone towns as councils cut back on festive lights
• So where's the damage? Pentagon admits Iranian TV footage DOES show U.S. stealth drone... but insists it WASN'T shot down
• Just in time for winter: Louise Redknapp transforms into a brunette beauty as she's named hair colour brand ambassador
• Bigamist fake bride spared jail despite walking down aisle for the THIRD time as part of immigration scam
• The US government pays its staff NOT to work
• I want to go out at the top! Ambitious Amir aims to be the lord of the ring
• In which more friends desert me
• Decadence, fraud and manipulation: How the exam boards need extra lessons in fair play
• Revealed: The cushy life at a Spanish resort of the American banker on the run for defrauding tens of millions of dollars
• Team GB gets the green light as UK Sport reveals we're on course for record medal haul
• World's 'oldest beds' found - and the cavemen who slept on them 77,000 years ago even used mosquito repellent
• Mother, 33, 'threatened to shoot and kill daughter's middle school classmate'
• Should you really be doing that? Heavily pregnant Alicia Douvall goes for a jog
• Emotional ties with chef Thomasina Miers
• British Police set to go to Libya to ask further questions about Yvonne Fletcher murder and Lockerbie bomb
• If Q turned his attention to saving the environment... Inventor creates world's first bulletproof electric car
• Rare Hermès Birkin handbag sets world record after selling for over $200,000 at auction
• 'He would never do anything to harm children': Sandusky's wife says he is innocent after posting his $250K bail... while victim says she did nothing while he screamed for her help
• Ronni Ancona: Elephants fascinate me. I’ve been collecting little elephant figures since I was a child. I have 70 now.
• Swans boss Rodgers admits Northern Ireland came calling but he turned them down
• Oxford 28 Cambridge 10: Carter is black and Blue but still lifts Varsity trophy
• Q and A with actor Ralf Little
• Greece in winter? Rebooting on the spa break that's the mother of all holidays
• ASK MONTY: How can I stop rabbits eating my plants?
• Woman caught on camera 'stealing flowers from young boy's grave' is charged with theft
• Sealed with a kiss: Justin Bieber and his bikini girl Selena Gomez celebrate year anniversary in Mexico
• Blackout! Rebel city covered by thick smoke after oil pipeline is blown up 'by terrorists' as Syrian anti-government protests escalate
• Learning the Knowledge makes cabbies more intelligent for life as brain structure is altered
• 'I'm sorry... but I've got no idea where your money's gone': Jon Corzine apologises to MF Global clients with $1.2bn still missing
• How do I know if I already have cavity wall insulation and could I save money by getting it done?
• Owning a pet could damage your love life but hamsters and guinea-pigs are safest choice
• The Italian Job Hotel: Solar-powered pod perched precariously on the side of Mont Blanc comes with nerve-jangling view
• Family affair: Yasmin and Amber Le Bon like more like sisters as they model at Chanel show
• Only THIRD of primary school children pass new test on reading standards
• Trump storms into semi-finals as snooker's golden boy eases past Maguire in York
• Like mother like daughter: Hapless family members who went looting together are locked up together
• Horoscopes
• Christmas fir ever! This seasonal tree is a symbol of life in the dead of winter, so go a step further and plant one outside too
• The Midlander: Is N'Zogbia following the path of crazy Curcic?
• He shoots... he scores! How FIFA 12's physics engine made players snog, levitate and play with broken legs
• Who wants to live next to this for the next month? 30ft inflatable Santa is strapped to pub roof (and high winds mean it's ripping out tiles)
• Our critics' Christmas choices
• El Car-sico... Barca face Madrid on the track
• 'They can cook, they can clean and they can marry you': Couple flew in EU brides to marry men who faced deportation
• Your problems answered
• 'Sexual abuse within families is rampant, we want to stop that': Mormon piano group The 5 Browns describe ordeal at hands of abusive father
• America's roads are the safest since 1949 (despite motorists driving 3 trillion miles last year)
• Ice hockey legend Theo Fleury brands former coach 'rapist and monster' following fresh sex allegations
• TV presenter and former F1 driver Tiff Needell is saved from three muggers trying to snatch his expensive watch .. by a feisty 5ft BLONDE
• iQuit: Alec Baldwin abandons Twitter after phone row on plane
• 'I don't really have girlfriends': Why Angelina Jolie doesn't make time for other women
• From rookie to Rocky: Final tweaks from world champion Nathan Cleverly
• Now Sports Personality of the Year choice is all female... Young Sports Personality of the Year that is
• Inside the jaws of death: The stunning images that capture what it's like to be attacked by a Great White shark
• Half a million low-paid NHS staff to see no pension contribution hike next year as Government climbs down
• FA defend Rooney appeal as Liverpool boss Dalglish lets rip over double standards
• Florida Governor Rick Scott ambushed by comedian from The Daily Show ... and asked to urinate into cup to prove he is drug free
• Skinny dipping, cat fights and canoodling: The claws are out as single ladies compete for new Bachelor Ben Flajnik's affection
• Premiership star's wife files for divorce after finding 'another woman's clothes' in his flat
• The cheapest Christmas turkey 2011: Asda's £12 frozen bird tops our festive penny pinching chart
• Health: Make your home carbon monoxide safe
• Going Viral: Ho Ho Ho! And we thought Ed Balls was more Scrooge than Santa...
• Woody's World: Gruelling schedule takes its toll but the results keep coming
• Vidic prepares to learn fate over knee injury after jetting back to Manchester on crutches
• Martinez: Hit-man Hugo will be back to his best sooner rather than later
• Was bumbling news anchor drunk on air? Female presenter slurs words in bizarre broadcast
• As America's Next Top Model crowns Lisa its All-Star winner, former judge Janice Dickinson claims competition is rigged
• Defoe will be part of England's Euro 2012 plans, insists Kaboul
• Tired of TV? Try a feast of fiction
• 'I would forgive my husband if he cheated': Katherine Heigl opens up about marriage to Josh Kelley
• Comeback kings Bedford Modern make their rivals take note after steady progress
• Retreating to his Man Cave! Kris Humphries redecorates bachelor pad ideal for single guy on the rebound
• How to write to Santa and get a free letter back
• Welcome to my humble abode: Paris Hilton throws a massive Christmas party at her £3.7 million house... but where are all the celebrities?
• Clouds in my coffee: The mesmerising images inspired by pouring milk into a morning cuppa
• Durex creates new blood-flow boosting condom that gives men a welcome lift
• Caption Competition: Military Wives go to No.10...but what have they just seen to provoke this reaction?!
• Behind the scenes: Kourtney Kardashian puckers up in the make-up chair for magazine shoot with her sisters
• The number of people applying for weekly unemployment applications falls to 9-month low
• Hundreds queue overnight as Topshop opens first store in Australia
• I didn't do it! Tom Cruise denies reports that he paid a horde of fans to greet him at Mumbai airport last week
• 'Walking miracle' turns five after doctors said 4lb tumour would kill or cripple her
• 'The right thing for a real man to do is issue a public apology': Kris Jenner wants Daniel Craig to say sorry for insulting jibe
• The world's eight most distressed property markets - could you grab a bargain house?
• Bella Blissett's Beauty Buzz
• The shocking pictures that prove that Polar bears are cannibals - and will even kill and eat bear cubs
• 'I have killed your children, come and get the bodies': Chilling phone call father made to his ex-wife after cutting throats of their two children
• Give me a 'Why?' Cheerleading coach fired after 'angry email campaign from a parent upset she worked at Hooters'
• Survivor host Jeff Probst marries actress Lisa Ann Russell after whirlwind romance
• Dulwich gain revenge over old rivals Whitgift to end hopes of historic treble
• All roads lead to Rome: The amazing 360 degree panoramic painting that transports you back to the 4th century
• Kicking up a fuss, the first female footballers wearing blouses and bloomers who sparked riots when they took to the field
• Apple loses right to use the name 'iPad' in China - and the company that owns it wants £1BILLION compensation
• From the big breeze to the big freeze: After hurricane-force gusts destroy wind turbines Britain braces itself for snow and bitter cold
• The season's most practical must-have? Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson and Natalie Portman all snap up same $185 Denim & Supply parka
• Ready to battle it out: Tom Jones and Danny O'Donoghue complete coach line-up for reality TV show The Voice
• Newcastle injury woe continues as Guthrie joins casualty list
• 'She was never able to hold her kids': Father left to raise twins alone after wife who tried seven years for a baby dies after C-section
• Olympic torch relay to take in Irish capital next summer
• 'I was protecting my child': Pregnant country star Mindy McCready defends 'kidnapping' her son
• Van Commenee demands GB make flying start to Olympic year in match against Russia
• Mancini: 'We were unlucky... and we're still going for two trophies!'
• Number of dead U.S. soldiers' remains dumped in landfill sites is revealed by Army... and it's much higher than expected
• Why buy a wreath when you can make your own beauty for nothing
• 'Love my kids, hubby and parents. Bye': Haunting 'suicide' note left by American mother missing in Japan after row with airman husband
• Wales look to recreate tough Poland training camp ahead of Six Nations campaign
• We won't investigate! UEFA say they haven't detected irregular betting patterns into Lyon's 7-1 win
• New game detects if you are playing a pirate version - and unleashes a giant pink scorpion that pursues you until you die
• 'I'll work really, really hard to get Obama re-elected': Newt Gingrich's gay half-sister slams her brother's opposition to gay marriage
• Aluko has two-game ban upheld over dive in Rangers 2-1 win over Dunfermline
• We have created the ultimate hangover cure in a pill (just in time for Christmas), claim U.S scientists
• Big-spenders PSG weigh up January move for Villas-Boas cast-off Kalou
• Heather Mills' former chauffeur illegally photocopied her disabled badge to park for free
• Is Boris Johnson mounting a ruthless leadership campaign against Cameron?
• The only way is Ilford: Unlikely tourism boom for Essex town
• Save £70 off your shopping with The Mail!
• The unassuming one-storey office in busy Bucharest that was a CIA 'black site' where they held and tortured terror suspects
• This month's YOU Reading Group choice: The Unseen by Katherine Webb (Orion Books, £7.99)
• British workers clock up some of the longest weeks in Europe as average office employee spends 43 hours at their desk
• Robert Pattinson eat your heart out: Best-ever pictures of 'vampire star' that's sucking the life from another
• Website Of The Week: www.thomson.co.uk
• 'Glasses-free 3D' hits big time as Toshiba sets a date and price for 55-inch set - with a resolution FOUR TIMES hi-def
• The Falklands faker: Police question 'bogus Royal Navy captain who fooled Simon Weston'
• McIlroy in the mix at Dubai World Championship as money leader Donald makes slow start
• The rise of America's black middle class: How wealthy African-Americans are deserting cities in 'reverse migration'
• Barratts and Priceless become latest victims of High St squeeze leaving 4,000 jobs at risk
• Make sure your house is ready for winter after 3m homes were hit last year
• Maintenance worker, 20, makes first court appearance accused of raping and beating to death seven-year-old Jorelys
• Vladimir Putin nuclear arms warning to the U.S. as he blames Hillary Clinton for inciting protests in Moscow
• 'I put my hands in holy water and asked Jesus to give me some boobs': Curvaceous Salma Hayek reveals body confidence crisis
• 'Hillary doesn't want to run for President... she just wants some decent sleep', says husband Bill
• Player failed drugs test during recent World Cup, reveals IRB
• There's nothing holy about that! Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton plays raunchy nun in sexy adaptation of the Three Stooges
• Frequent cuddles from mum could help children 'resist taking drugs later in life '
• Failed NHS computer fiasco costs taxpayers ANOTHER £2bn - even though the £12bn modernisation project has been scrapped
• Ambulance driver, two patients being transferred to hospital and a woman shot dead in Mexico border town
• Sealed with a kiss... but why does Carroll snog Fabianski after scoring in FIFA 12?
• Recession-proof fashion: Mulberry sales up 44% as British label is set to open nine new stores
• Serial child killer Robert Black sentenced to 25 years in prison for fourth schoolgirl murder
• Government starts pension climbdown as it announces 500,000 NHS workers will not have to pay more
• Divorce up by 5% as recession hits home: Financial pressures blamed for first rise since 2003
• Fashion: Your time to shine
• Wilshere denies betting claim over wager placed on Arsenal's Greek tragedy
• A race on lace: Zara dress worn by Duchess of Cambridge is latest high street frock to sell out in hours
• DSK was treated 'like the Messiah' at orgies, says prostitute who slept with him night before his arrest in New York
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection
• Reddy for Christmas! Mulled wine poached pears
• Sehwag smashes his way to one-day world record with stunning 219
• Just three MINUTES of exercise a week could prevent diabetes, say scientists
• Barratts on the brink: 4,000 jobs in jeopardy as famous shoe chain feels the high street squeeze
• Reddy for Christmas! Pomegranate and couscous stuffing
• HSBC extend mis-selling compensation to all NHFA victims but families may never get justice
• Heartache of 1,639 people buried in LA common grave... because their family have forgotten about them
• Reddy for Christmas! Harissa-spiced roast Christmas turkey
• We're not Inter you! Tevez snubbed by Italian giants as city rivals AC try to close in
• Do we or don't we want accountability in the NHS?
• Stock markets slump after ECB boss dashes hopes for more bond-buying - and passes buck to EU leaders
• Britain set for an Arctic blast, so should you buy winter tyres? Could fitting them to your car help beat potential icy and snowy conditions?
• Reddy for Christmas! Cranberry, vodka and raspberry jellies
• Front row: The fashion news and views that are making our week
• Nasa's Mars rover Opportunity prepares to 'bed down for winter' (and it’ll be a nippy -65C)
• Body of missing scuba diver found – 26 YEARS after he disappeared
• Alfie the grinning cockapoo is officially crowned Britain's Happiest Dog
• A real life cherub! Ali Larter clings onto her adorable, golden-haired tot Theodore
• Want a trip down memory lane? Argos it for a glimpse of how we used to live
• Women to serve on submarines for the first time as Defence Secretary says 'we will not be slaves to history and tradition'
• Reddy for Christmas! Beetroot, tomato and ginger soup
• Mulberry trebles profits as luxury retailer shrugs off gloom and expands
• Murray's mum Judy 'honoured' to be handed new role as Britain's Fed Cup captain
• Saracens coach Farrell surprisingly named in Six Nations coaching set-up
• Perhaps it's time to get dancing again: Kirstie Alley sports a curvier figure despite losing 100lbs on DWTS this year
• Was Lyon's 7-1 win fixed? French gaming authority open probe into amazing victory
• SOAP WATCH: The ultimate insight into the week's soaps
• No medals for 'Robo-flop': This crass minister has insulted brave Arctic Convoys
• Now Balotelli's brother plays for City.... Stoke City, that is! Enoch in reserve team run out
• It's a big job, but somebody's got to do it! Huge tow truck called in to rescue mobility scooter with a flat
• Wake up, wake up! Boy, 17, saves students after school bus driver falls asleep at the wheel
• Rates held and no further QE announced by Bank despite data suggesting winter economic slump
• Mother and father arrested for neglect after four-month-old baby is 'crushed to death when television topples on him'
• Jealous teacher ran over and killed bystander as she jumped red light to pursue boyfriend and his secret lover in car chase
• 'We have a lot of fun together... what’s wrong with that?' Unrepentant cougar Caroline Flack defends her relationship with teenage One Direction star Harry Styles
• Paradise island: Your chance to buy your own Florida Key... for a pricey $12m!
• Christmas crackers! A feature-length Downton and the return of Ab Fab are just some of this season's TV highlights
• Dustmen refuse to empty wheelie bin ‘in case it falls over’ as they stick to the letter of ’elf and safety rules
• How dare they airbrush out our little girl's birthmark? Parents' fury after photographer erases mark for nursery school portrait
• Chasing the female vote, Cameron? PM adopts 'side-sweep' hairstyle favoured by Clooney, Beckham and Barlow
• Ladies who credit crunch
• Transsexual reveals how he’s spent £200,000 in 12 years transforming himself into a real-life Barbie… thanks to a few rich boyfriends
• First picture of woman passenger hit by chunk of concrete hurled from bridge: Surgeons put four titanium plates in her shattered cheekbones
• Britain prepares for travel disruption as 100mph gales sweep across the country
• You're setting a poor example! Dalglish hits out at FA as Rooney's Euro 2012 ban is cut
• Chinese madam who ran prostitution racket executed by lethal injection
• Twenty things I do not understand about the economic crisis
• Party like it's 1999! Britpop returns as Blur to receive Outstanding Contribution Brit Award, and expected to re-form
• Scotch whisky exports soar - and auction of a rare bottle could break UK price record
• Talent show sob stories? Read these and weep
• Barclays hits a million of its poorest customers by TRIPLING fines on basic accounts
• That's a bit steep! Parking spaces in London cost £96,000 (£13,000 more than average HOUSE in Middlesbrough)
• Magistrates to be given powers to dish out on-the-spot justice in police stations in radical overhaul of penalties
• I'd be delighted! Wilshere backs boss Wenger to replace Capello at England after Euro 2012
• Band of brothers: Astonishing bond between boys born on the same day with the same deadly heart defect... and treated by the same surgeon
• Obama's laws have reduced jobs and cut family income
• Petrolhead gives old 1967 chevrolet a top speed of 300mph… by strapping a cruise missile to the roof
• The perfect fit: Jessica Alba takes a break from her daughters to browse the sale racks with a girlfriend
• Please can you get mom and dad a job? Santa's Christmas list is changing as children now demand less for themselves
• No place like ho-ho-home: Meet the people who pull out all the stops with their Christmas lights
• Forbidden fruit? Forget Apple iPad - the Pope prefers the Tablet of Sony
• Lodger arrested on suspicion of the double murder of Avon lady and her mother
• Welcome to Channel 5... what United and City fans can expect from Thursday nights in the Europa League
• The p-p-p-patter of happy feet: Heartwarming pictures of 49 penguins rescued from New Zealand oil spill being released back into the wild
• 'Boring' and 'amateur' City slammed over Champions League exit by ex-Gunner Jens
• Bring on the Euros... Rooney boost for England as striker's ban is slashed
• Little minxes: No matter who comes out on top tomorrow night, girl band Little Mix are the real winners of this year’s X Factor
• We're embarrassed to be in the Europa League, admits Evra as Manchester United head for Thursday nights on Channel 5
• Austerity UK: It's Tesco's turn to feel the pinch as sales fall for fourth quarter
• New pensions deal for low-paid NHS staff expected today called a 'swindle' by angry unions
• £5m 'green' crime unit set up to crack down on illegal waste sites
• Cherie's footnote to Carole: The infamous patent pixie boots make a comeback
• We must now aim for Europa League success, says disappointed Ferdinand
• Motorist run over and killed after being thrown through the sunroof when his car ploughed off the road
• My survival secret? Red wine and Mars bars... Sir David Attenborough reveals how he keeps going
• Neville hopes Toffees don't come unstuck in striker hunt as he admits defeat in Donovan chase
• 'Console-quality' 3D games arrive on iPhone and iPad courtesy of new 'streaming' app
• I'm A Celebrity...Get my daughter out of here: Mark Wright gets a bit too close to Pat Sharp's daughter Charlotte
• Private healthcare facing Competition Commission probe after OFT finds patients struggle to compare costs
• Selma Blair bonds with baby Arthur, covering her head after revealing post-partum hair loss
• Rangers delay AGM as Whyte hopes to tell shareholders of progress in debt battle
• Udderly magical! A new drama documents James Herriot's unruly college days and his son says the legendary vet would approve
• Barclays TRIPLES charges for missing payments amid fears that poorest will snub bank accounts over hefty £24 fines
• U.S. citizen jailed for more than two years in Thailand for posting online excerpts from book banned by king
• 'You can't normally score these goals in half an hour'... Ajax coach shellshocked after Lyon's incredible 7-1 win
• Bargain 40-year-old whisky goes on sale at Aldi for £50 - but there's only 7 bottles a store!
• Me and my school photo: Lorraine Kelly remembers dreams of being a fighter pilot and wearing her hair in ringlets
• Tesco sales suffer in frozen UK economy with four consecutive quarters of falls
• Thomas Cook jet with 223 on board avoids disaster after pilot underestimates its take-off weight by 17 TONS
• Dancing all the way to the bank! How the judges are raking it in
• The new Ned Kelly? Australia's most wanted man evades capture by shooting officer as police closed in following seven-year manhunt
• Rooney and his army of lawyers arrive for crunch appeal over Euro 2012 ban
• Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss is hospitalised with blood clots
• Grandmother dies in freak accident after hot bath caused medical skin patch to give her an overdose
• The UK's skilled staff shortage: small firms 'cannot find suitable personnel' despite rising unemployment
• New baldness treatment a step closer after scientists inspired by animals’ winter coats
• Of course I've been kissed! Susan Boyle’s most revealing interview yet
• Original 'bug-eyed' monster found: It was a 500m-year-old predator that ruled the oceans
• Medvedev sparks fury with obscene tweet about Russia's opposition being 'sheep' subjected to a sex act
• Manchester's loss is Channel 5's gain: Channel with rights to Europa league looks forward to city's giants joining consolation tournament
• Eurostar loophole exposed: Illegal immigrants use ticket ruse to sneak into Britain
• You're the best I've ever played with! Donald praises Woods
• Interest rates of 4,200%: We reveal the harrowing human stories of Britons taking out payday loans at extortionate rates
• FTSE CLOSE: Market gains reversed as ECB cools on bond buying; Tesco posts lower sales
• Derbyshire skipper Sutton retires from cricket after battle with depression
• Public sector staff in lower paid regions facing wage cut as Osborne axes national pay deals
• My haven: TV gardener, Charlie Dimmock, 45, loves nothing more than pottering around the kitchen of her Hampshire home
• Fears that 20,000 elderly people fell victim to NHFA as HSBC accused of targeting lone elderly customers
• Winter storm to intensify as it heads into northeast
• Where did they come from? Lea Michele displays enviable legs, as she reveals she changed surname after being teased
• All this stress can't be good for the baby! Beyoncé sued for $100 MILLION by video game company
• Hopelessly devoted to you: Glee star Chord Overstreet gets cosy with Emma Roberts while still channeling Danny Zuko
• What the back pages say on December 8: Manchester misery as United and City crash out of Champions League
• Buying a home means saving for a deposit for 31 YEARS... but in 1993 it only took eight
• Spurs set for chance to sign Milito as Inter Milan look to drum up bidding war for striker
• Colour me Katie! Miss Price look hot in pink as she shops up a storm in LA
• City striker Dzeko denies sounding out old pal at Juventus over pay on offer in Turin
• The Fame Monster: Lady Gaga fears she will meet her fate the same way as Princess Diana after being hounded by 'crazies'
• Could Ryan Seacrest replace Today show staple Matt Lauer? American Idol host 'in talks with NBC executives'
• Mystery 'guardian angels' save great-grandmother and her dog from drowning in icy river
• NYPD seize police computers as they widen racism probe after officers call West Indians ‘savages’ after parade
• O'Neill ponders loan recall for £5m-a-year Gyan to add Sunderland firepower
• 'Why don't you just get lost': Simon Cowell continues offensive towards Nicole as X Factor USA hopefuls perform own song choice after just 24 hours prep
• What the buzz is about: Bumblebee emerges in New Mexico 55 YEARS after it was thought to be extinct
• A VERY detailed description: Police force takes 10,000 words to tell caterers how to make a packed lunch
• Parents' fury after teacher strips word 'gay' from Christmas carol Deck The Halls... to try to silence children's giggles
• Yahoo wins $610 million from Nigerian and Thai lottery scammers
• Frock horror! Sarah Jessica Parker attends two different events... in the same dress
• Orlando Magic CEO resigns after 'drunk dialing Dwight Howard to beg him to stay'
• Race against time to record the language spoken by William the Conqueror before it dies out
• Jennifer Hudson strikes a sultry pose as she pours her curves into flowing yellow gown for Vanity Fair shoot
• Fancy some crackers? Meet the dancing Yeti crab that grows its own food... on its CLAWS
• Demi Lovato busts out the tunes as she spills out of low-cut dress at Jingle Ball
• Congress report warns of 'home-grown' terror threat from radicalised U.S. soldiers
• Micro-blogging the Nativity: Joseph uses his Twitter updates to tell the world of Mary's little surprise
• Snips don't lie: Sexy Shakira unveils new short haircut on Twitter
• Putty-filled boots could save lives in Afghanistan: New research centre in search for ways to protect our troops
• The gloves are off! Michigan and Wisconsin trade blows out over whose state looks more like a MITTEN
• Elderly New Mexico couple found five days after taking wrong turn: Wife died walking for help, husband hospitalised
• Why size doesn't matter: The perspective bending photographs that turn everyday holiday snaps into mind-boggling works of art
• Tragedy in Sin City: Newlywed pilot and couple celebrating 25th wedding anniversary among five killed as Vegas tour helicopter crashes into mountain
• Golden Girl: Christina Ricci ditches her Pan Am uniform for modern day glamour in alluring magazine shoot
• How did they get up there? Excavators dismantle Chinese highrise from the top down
• Macy's employee fired after refusing to allow transgender shopper to use the women's fitting room
• A truly shocking haircut: Brad Pitt's long locks stand on end as he unleashes his dark side in electrifying shoot
• 'Long Island Lolita' Amy Fisher looking for work in Florida as a STRIPPER 20 years after gunning down her older love rival
• Chicago attorney fired from state job after 'exposing breast implants to colleagues'
• Elegant Abigail Breslin steals the spotlight as she joins New Year's Eve co-stars at NYC premiere
• easyJet testing technology that will make ash cloud flight disruption a thing of the past
• Adults would rather play Herod than Mary or Joseph if they were cast in nativity play
• Detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure: Queen opens new High Court building (and shares a few jokes with judges)
• Could Goga, close friend of Prince Andrew, become the first lady of Kazakhstan?
• Showdown for exam cheats: Board chiefs will be hauled before emergency session of MPs for a grilling over 'coaching' of teachers
• What happened to having a drink with Emily? Mark Wright enjoys his homecoming without the company of Australian model
• Snap happy Justin Bieber captures his bikini-clad girlfriend Selena during romantic day in Mexico as couple deny engagement rumours
• No more talking behind the wheel: Scientists develop system that can shut down your cell phone while you're driving
• Clarifications and corrections
• Definitely not dishwasher safe: Rare Renaissance plate sells for almost £400,000 at auction
• 'It's my sanctuary... I couldn't live without it': Andie MacDowell, 53, reveals yoga is her secret to staying in shape
• Exploited? Oh yes, she was! Novelist Caitlin Davies was thrilled when her daughter won a role in a professional panto. What happened next was a very salutary tale...
• Breakthrough drug that can keep breast cancer at bay for longer
• Woman, 80, faces jail time... for feeding ducks and geese
• Win a £10,000 Christmas: One Femail reader gets EVERYTHING in this picture
• Play it again, Santa: Festive TV film schedule full of repeats as usual
• She ain't half hot, mum! Abbey Crouch slips straight back into modelling mode in a sultry new shoot for Cosmopolitan
• Mac on... the new cleavage enhancing Wonderbra
• 9/11 widow calls Alec Baldwin 'inappropriate' for claiming airlines use tragedy as an excuse to inconvenience customers
• 50 glam gifts under £50: Bright ideas for girly presents that won't break the bank
• Saving for deposit on a home 'will take 31 years'... but in 1993 it only took eight
• Student who 'lured besotted TV chief to his death' admits 'moral responsibility' for his murder
• Lost at the shops? Try the indoor sat nav, the shopping aid being created by firms like Google and Nokia
• Put him in the freezer! Call to axe minister over 'Gaddafi' insult to Arctic Convoy heroes in medal campaign
• Downton Abbey to be downsized for new series (... 15 minutes is being shaved off so we don't notice the ad breaks so much)
• Secrets of SamCam's £64,000 No10 revamp: In came a luxury loo and floating ceiling... and out went the old cast iron bath and damask curtains
• Last resort! Gary Barlow, Kelly Rowland and Tulisa to duet with their acts during X Factor final after failing to secure big names
• Hangover cure in a glass? FDA approves sale of first over-the-counter drug specific to fighting a hazy morning after
• Young love: Kim Kardashian's sister Kylie Jenner makes first public appearance with her boyfriend Cody Simpson
• How to steal... Katherine Jenkins' tartan style