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• Here's to these Irish drunkards! Juno And The Paycock is a mesmerising mix of comedy and tragedy
• Daily dose of fish oil eases the pain from osteoarthritis
• Imogen Stubbs achieves a reasonable Welsh accent but overdoes the nasal grunting in Salt, Root And Roe
• I will never be England coach again, insists World Cup winner Woodward
• Merkel tightens grip on eurozone: Why did Irish budget plans end up in Berlin?
• What happened to fat but happy? How our favourite female foodies have shed the pounds
• Northern Rock - A deal Sir Richard may come to regret
• 'Oh god, we're going to die!': 911 call reveals terror faced by girls, 12, trapped under an elevator at their school for 40 minutes
• Alas, queen Joanna Lumley's lost her acting powers in The Lion In Winter
• So when did rules crush kindness?
• Chris Foy's World of Rugby: Andrew cannot wriggle his way out of this one
• Poyet blasts 'cry baby' Evra after United defender accuses Suarez in race row
• 'I'm going to deliver my baby wearing heels!': Jessica Simpson takes maternity chic to new heights
• Team Tomkins: How one family produced three brothers who are the talk of both rugby codes
• You're pretty good in uniform! Billie Piper plays a security guard in Reasons To be Pretty
• The little star who shone from Harlow to Hollywood: Victorians used to send them up chimneys, now children earn their keep on YouTube
• Teenager drops 280lb after discovering woman attempting to be world's heaviest weighed LESS than her
• EXCLUSIVE: Super Sam on a mission to beat the Aussies into submission
• Newcastle winger Ben Arfa finally forgives De Jong for leg-breaker
• SIMON HEFFER: Why on earth is it taking so long to decide whether to charge Mr Huhne?
• Who'll play tragic Amy? Winehouse's life and death could be made into a sensational film
• Burnley manager Howe reunited with Welsh striker Vokes
• Where are all our bobbies? One in four Britons has NEVER seen a police officer on the beat
• Don't worry, Jim'll fix it... Mallinder has skills to rebuild England
• Everton defender Heitinga on the radar of Roma after Burdisso blow
• Just what the doctor ordered! Sofia Vergara dons figure-hugging LBD to support beau Nick Loeb as he pulls out of run for US Senate over crash injuries
• Federal agent in Hawaii for work 'shot dead unarmed man in McDonald's because he was bullying people'
• Jilted boyfriend sells $2,000 engagement ring... and uses the money to buy full Halo costume
• Omar's coming! Fulham hand trial to American hot-shot Salgado
• 'A pair of firecrackers': Shooting stars Alice Englert and Elle Fanning will have a blast in upcoming film Bomb
• Fergie of the fjords... How the United Molde is helping Solskjaer to managerial success
• Deal reached to show court video of Connecticut home invasion killer's nine-year-old daughter as jurors decide if he should die
• Drogba mulls over £10m a year offer from Russian side Anzhi
• He's one fiery character! Smouldering Chris Hemsworth battles bad guys in a blaze on the set of Snow White And The Huntsman
• Diamonds are a girl’s best friend! Kelsey Grammer keeps his young wife happy with a trip to jewellery boutique
• Girl, 10, takes last breath in her mother's arms after hanging herself 'to escape the school bullies'
• Convicted Arkansas murderer wants death row sentence overturned because one juror wouldn’t stop tweeting
• Grandmother charged with neglect after she paid her son to stop beating his children rather than calling police - and then he clubbed his son to death
• Mrs Speaker Sally Bercow swaps the Commons for a caravan in latest publicity stunt
• Non, we no speak your lingo: Two in three Britons cannot speak a SINGLE foreign word
• Lady Gaga shows off her love handles in too-tight leotard onstage at Children In Need
• Grant and Jones go head-to-head for Northern Ireland job
• Teen who killed four people in head-on car crash drove into van at 100mph to commit suicide
• Tottenham and Arsenal in battle to sign Internacional striker Damiao
• British firms must focus on exporting to Turkey and Mexico warn business leaders as euro crisis spreads
• What's wrong, I can't run properly, Stephen cried as blood gushed from his neck wound
• Beattie set for a return to action with former club Sheffield United
• Female teacher on trial for 'having sex with a student in the 1990s after victim came forward after 17 years'
• Porsche stolen in 1986 found on container ship headed to the Netherlands
• Brilliant effort, Andy... but I wasn't there! Fed warns Murray ahead of London showpiece
• SUNY New Paltz in uproar amid rash of racist signs appearing on campus... as police investigate 'strong' leads
• ALEX BRUMMER: Tricky flight path for Branson
• 'A heavy heart': Demi Moore files for divorce from Ashton Kutcher after six years of marriage
• LITTLEJOHN: Springtime for Merkel, starring in no particular order...
• Inside the privileged world of Mariah Carey's twins: Moroccan and Monroe get accustomed to the inflated celebrity lifestyle
• England boss Capello joins Rooney appeal against Euro 2012 suspension
• He's my fox in the box: Pearson set for reunion with Waghorn at Leicester
• MARKET REPORT: Brokers battle high volatility
• 'He's not right for her': Real Housewives star Kyle Richards urges sister Kim to ditch 'controlling' boyfriend
• Lippin' La Vida Loca: First look at Nicki Minaj and Ricky Martin's MAC Viva Glam lipstick campaign
• The best dressed baby in Hollywood? Rachel Zoe dotes all over her super stylish son Skylar
• The original invincibles... Forest used 16 players, had games on mud heaps and trained with cows
• High Street lifted by early festive sales with pleasant surprise in October figures
• Torres: Liverpool fans don't know the real reason behind my Chelsea move
• 'It's like Cocoon!' Anthony moans at the over-50s count as Pat Sharp joins his camp while Sinitta faces her first Bushtucker Trial
• CITY FOCUS: Treasury begins banking retreat with sale of Northern Rock
• Spanish and French borrowing costs soar as the debt crisis threatens to claim another victim
• SABMiller toasts emerging markets as it narrowly misses earning forecasts
• Married school counsellor, 43, faces decade in jail for 'sexting boy, 15, naked photos of herself'
• Scu's view: Strictly speaking, Kauto can still star so don't vote him off yet
• Carer charged after five die and 31 are injured in raging fire at Sydney nursing home
• BOA braced for Sunday defeat in battle with WADA over Olympic ban for drug cheats
• Run for your life! This killer will BORE you to death
• Well-crafted Justice is a slick and competent thriller
• All the top tips and best bets for Friday, November 18
• 'Kim burst into tears watching the footage': How Kris Humphries's behaviour in upcoming reality show was the final straw
• BBC crackdown subtitles in hit show The Killing after team mistranslates mild Danish expletives into the F-word
• Welcome To The Rileys is so humourlessly and laboriously directed, it's unlikely to attract an audience
• Mother and three other women charged over death of her 14-year-old daughter who weighed only 28 POUNDS
• People under 65 who live alone may be at a greater risk of dying, study reveals
• Fowl play at Blackburn... The Indian poultry magnates Venky's took over a year ago and Rovers have been going downhill ever since
• Po-faced lovers. Potty Plots. Woeful special effects. It's time to nail the coffin shut on the Twilight Saga... Save us from the vapid vampires!
• Cosalt shares plunge after lowball offer from its chairman to take the firm private
• 'We always lose lose lose': Marching band for 0-9 Columbia football team banned from final game after changing fight song lyrics
• Trainer McPherson wins appeal against £3k fine for schooling/conditioning
• You wouldn't have bid on that? eBay to open its first high street store in Britain
• Avatar star Zoe Saldana finds comfort in the arms of a mystery man after breaking off engagement with long-term love
• EXCLUSIVE: The power of Flower - how the Aussies tried to grab our prize catch
• Wonder what gave him away? Driver busted for DUI after hitting cop car while wearing 'I'm a drunk' T-shirt
• 'I'm definitely going to adopt,' reveals Queen Latifah... but she's still keeping mum on her love life
• Keep it at 20: Scudamore dismisses Barcelona's proposal for 16 team Premier League
• Daft waders! Mark Wright and Jessica Jane Clement fill their boots as they don fisherman's rubbers for Celebrity Chest task
• Blow for Irish as England centre Hape hit by four-week ban for dangerous tackle
• GOING VIRAL: Sarkozy teaches Obama self-defence 'French style'
• Did this bright-eyed soldier change the course of D-Day? He won Military Cross for spotting mines
• More tears at Mothercare as future hangs in balance
• 'I confess, I’ll show you where I buried my wife': After 4 years, millionaire killer leads police to woodland grave
• Why breast milk could hold the key to beating Alzheimer's
• Thieves posing as friends of Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba steal £70,000 of jewellery
• Parents furious after new campaign suggests co-sleeping is as dangerous as babies sleeping with knives
• Swansea boss Rodgers will stick to his guns to shoot down United
• Going for broke: 17-year-old trainee stockbroker claims he charmed pop superstar Rihanna
• CBBC stole my characters: Cartoonist launches £2m copyright claim after children's show becomes a global hit
• Grandfather, 79, dies after nurse gives him execution drug rather than over-the-counter medicine
• Former Real Madrid defender Pavon training with West Ham
• Martin blows his chance of an Alfred Dunhill Championship hat-trick
• Two British soldiers killed in Afghanistan when their armoured vehicle struck roadside bomb
• Burning ambition, was it? Longest run while on fire... not to mention the 262 leprechauns - it can only be Guinness World Records day
• Blatter issues bumbling defence amid racism storm as Ferdinand leads backlash against 'ignorant' FIFA chief
• Goalkeeper hanged himself 'in shame after fiancee had affair with John Terry's brother'
• 'I get pulled over by police once a week because I'm a black man in a nice car,' claims Nick Cannon
• Westrife: Boyband take aim at ex-boss Simon Cowell and Brian McFadden as they discuss why they finally decided to split
• Recipe: Irresistible meringues with sweet coffee and pecan cream
• At last! Beyonce finally gives fans a glimpse of her lavish gown from Jay-Z wedding
• Ferguson rules out move to Republic after pledging his international future to Northern Ireland
• British Gas owner Centrica hit by warm weather
• Teenager, 18, plunged to his death after climbing scaffolding while high on meow meow
• Cookshelf: Home comforts
• Caption Competition: Gillard charms Obama Down Under
• $40 for a B! Teacher got students to staple cash to test papers in exchange for a higher grade
• Spurs' accountants had illegal copy of Brady's phone records during stadium dispute
• 'Pretty ironic, huh?' Michigan deputy rescues a deer in headlights and carries it back into the woods
• 'This man doesn't represent our community': Warren Beatty's transgender son brands Chaz Bono a misogynist
• Michael Mosley on the medical lessons learnt in Afghanistan and how they can help improve physical-injury care in Britain
• Web exclusive recipe: Finger chicken with white wine and shallot sauce
• Panic at FedEx building as gunman looking for wife opens fire before killing himself
• Web exclusive recipe: Chicken salad with jellied beetroot
• Red, white and baby blue: Patriotic Penny Lancaster carries son Aiden in a Union Flag as her eldest Alastair pulls a silly face
• Win a Nikon Digital Camera with innocent’s Big Knit
• Christopher Columbus's cast-off: Boa Vista, the sleepy island of dunes you can't ignore
• Web exclusive recipe: French mustard chicken with white wine
• 'You are a Nazi - you only want me to work!' Distress of German civil servant forced out of Government department
• Pardew insists striker Ranger still has a future at Newcastle
• Notorious nude photo of Kate Moss bought by anonymous collector for more than £16,000
• Business banking: Choosing a bank account, what to look for and how to switch
• Recipe: Classic coq au vin
• Son describes moment he found his mother lying in pool of blood after 'being tortured for her credit card pin'
• Recipe: Chicken cacciatore
• 'It will haunt me all of my living days': TV journalist reveals on air how she was abused by coach when she was high school cheerleader
• Prostitute tells how she took part in 11 orgies over six years with shamed ex-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn
• Quarter of Americans will have to work until they're 80 so they can retire comfortably, says poll
• Recipe: Rosemary roast chicken with wine gravy
• Obama's sudden fascination with the Pacific is the most important foreign policy shift since the end of World War II
• Pires move was never on the cards for Doncaster, reveals boss Saunders
• Rebekah Brooks expecting baby by surrogate mother
• 'Nightmare' for Sharron Davies as she buys £1.1m house and finds a 63-bed care home is to be built at bottom of her garden
• Ellis named in England squad for Four Nations final against Australia
• Is this the scariest kid ever? Terrifying video of Chucky look-a-like toddler as she attacks her toy truck
• Recipe: Chunky chicken and vegetable pot
• Nuclear war could erupt along Russia's borders with Europe, warns Kremlin commander
• 'It's not true!': Furious Kristin Cavallari hits out at Kardashian clan as she denies fling with Scott Disick
• Henry rejoins Arsenal (but sorry Gunners fans, it's only for training...)
• Old news: In world-first 1.9million-year-old skeletons 'may still have skin on them'
• Pictured: The fairytale Western wedding of Lauren Bush and fashion heir David Lauren
• Greens party! Not only are cabbages and kale nutritious and delicious, but they brighten up a gloomy winter garden
• Food: Chic as chicks
• Saracens abandon historic Cape Town match to avoid row between city and rugby chiefs
• Try as he might, Conan Doyle couldn't bring himself to kill off Sherlock Holmes...even with the help of Moriarty: ON CONAN DOYLE BY MICHAEL DIRDA
• Father cleared of inciting looting after posting on Facebook: 'Let's start a riot in Hastings. Who's on it?'
• Fall in love with narcissus: There’s nothing complex about these fragrant and easy-to-grow beauties
• Tragedy of the mother who died with her young daughter in car crash caused by her undiagnosed MS
• In which I reject the cosy option
• Bobby can be just Fab for Capello! Fulham boss backs Zamora for Euro 2012
• Room for another epic? Steven Spielberg sets his sights on Moses's life story
• Rock music fan 'stabbed himself to death in despair' after three months of tinnitus made his life hell
• Female corporal in Canadian Mounties claims she was treated as 'sexual plaything' by superiors
• Karzai looks to curb U.S. numbers in Afghanistan comparing his people to 'lions who do not like strangers in their house'
• Real-life Hustle as smartly-dressed 'businessman' cons diamond dealer into handing over gems worth £32,000 at St Pancras train station
• 'Slopping out breached my human rights': Legally-aided child rapist demands thousands in damages for 'degrading' treatment in prison
• Emotional ties with textile designer Celia Birtwell
• Cough dislodged a pool cue tip that was stuck up my nose for TWELVE years
• Designer Marc Jacobs' entire collection stolen en route to London from Paris 'by suspected counterfeiters'
• She's no Lady! Gaga admits to peeing in Alan Carr's bin before Chatty Man interview
• What every great explorer needs: backbone, bearers and a new set of false teeth: EXPLORERS OF THE NILE: THE TRIUMPH AND TRAGEDY OF A GREAT VICTORIAN ADVENTURE BY TIM JEAL
• New spray-on smartphone coat lets you dunk your phone underwater - and it still works
• Baby-faced gangster jailed after his gang is caught waving guns around in rap video on YouTube
• For all the girls he's loved before? Silvio Berlusconi releases album to coincide with leaving office
• Two cops fired over horrific video which shows them beating up suspect - then CELEBRATING
• The Delia effect strikes again as sales of cheat's Christmas cake double (that's 56 TONNES of fruit)
• De Jong asks to meet Ben Arfa a year after leg-break horror incident
• Christmas starts here: Rum-soaked Christmas cake
• It's a Discount Christmas: Retailers ramp up vouchers by 25%...but will they pull in shoppers?
• Township school teacher, 46, arrested for 'raping 11 of his female pupils'
• 'I feel beautiful': How teenage girl beat addiction to food and lost 85lb in just 110 days
• Q and A with actress America Ferrera
• America and Australia's 'special' relationship is nothing new
• Gold Russia: Tame tigers and wild nights in Moscow, where the subway has chandeliers
• NOT model behaviour: Elle Macpherson shows what she really looks like as she steps out wearing no make-up at all
• Tourist loses toe as thousands of flesh-eating piranhas infest popular Brazilian river beach
• The Tories will have to stand up to the LibDems over immigration to cut the jobless figures
• Christmas starts here: Whisky and walnut mincemeat
• End of the Ministerial Red Box? Cabinet minister leading drive to scrap paper documents
• Tori Spelling will NOT be pleased! Dean McDermott accidentally posts topless picture on Twitter
• Outcry as judge praises the 'decent' protesters who invaded Fortnum's
• Duncan Bannatyne BANS cancer victim who sued his gym chain over £164 she was charged when in hospital
• Gok's back! How To Look Good Naked stylist launches second collection for Sainsbury's
• Kim Kardashian's ex-publicist 'posts suicidal messages' after reality star tries to silence him
• Alcaraz will learn lessons after spitting shame, insists Martinez
• Smutty chemist who told female colleagues they had 'juicy jugs' and 'wangers' can carry on work (after taking an equality course)
• Horoscopes
• Mother 'let her 9-year-old son drive himself to school'
• Meet My Keepon, the dancing yellow robot set to be this year's favourite Christmas toy
• Number of people seeking unemployment benefits falls to lowest level in 7 months
• You're ignorant! Ferdinand leads Blatter backlash as football's top man is told to pack bags amid racist storm
• Coronation Street couple Samia Ghadie and Will Thorp finally go public with their romance at Children In Need ball
• 'It's a work in progress': Google launches Android music service despite absence of Warner
• Future for Mothercare uncertain as 'dire trading performance' leads to losses of £81m
• Chinese fishermen caught in South Korean waters try escaping armed coastguards... by tying their boats together with rope
• Warnock: Racism row was getting to Anton... thanks for the break
• 'They were re-traumatized': MORE potential victims of Jerry Sandusky come forward after seeing disgraced Penn State coach deny he is a paedophile on TV
• Alcaraz will bounce back from spitting ban, says Wigan manager Martinez
• Your problems answered
• That's what you call a bear-knuckle fight: Playful pals in wrestling match at the zoo
• Revealed: Airlines that charge the most to take skis or snowboards this winter
• Sex education for 6-year-olds? I blame the Victorian attitudes of parents
• ‘Quitting smoking is hard. I know': President Obama makes it personal as he puts heat on tobacco companies for fighting new labels
• Large Hadron Collider to get major upgrade by 2020 to discover 'new physics'
• No laughing matter: Photographer captures Kookaburra's seriously super-sized lunch
• Health notes: Strengthen your chances against brittle bones
• May the (electric) force be with you!...or how Princess Leia beat her demons with shock therapy: SHOCKAHOLIC BY CARRIE FISHER
• Christmas starts here: Spicy pickled Christmas cabbage
• Mother dies FIFTEEN YEARS after she was shot - and now 'gunman' may be charged with her murder
• Now it's Occupy Bristol: Anti-capitalist protesters set up slum city with wooden pallet shacks on historic civic green
• Good news: Hearts stars are paid... Bad news: Boss is hit with five-match ban
• Prime Minister Cameron calls McLaren 'inspiring' on visit to its Woking HQ
• Woodhouse Grove youngsters prove potential with statement against GSAL
• Christmas starts here: Fig and cranberry Christmas chutney
• I'm Moody! Lewis reveals hurt after Johnson walks away from England's top job
• 'It's not easy': Selena Gomez on her boyfriend Justin Bieber's paternity battle
• Christmas starts here: Traditional stir-up Christmas pudding
• Father 'scalded son, 2, with frying pan after he asked to have his diaper changed... then tried to soothe burns with toothpaste'
• The weather's gone quackers! Ducks born six months early and roses bloom in November
• 'I don't own a scale in my home': Sarah Michelle Gellar on why she refuses to weigh herself
• Williams sisters set for comeback clash against each other in Colombia
• 'Sachsgate' tape that outraged Britain is now a school GCSE text
• Cole eyes emotional East End homecoming to represent Team GB at Olympics
• Perry: 'Obama grew up in a privileged way... he has never really had to work for anything'
• So will it make another killing? It was the surprise hit of the year - a detective drama in Danish - but can the same formula keep us tuning in to the second series?
• Student posts sex tape online to get back at his ex because 'he was depressed she dumped him'
• Centrica profits warning as 100,000 customers desert British Gas amid rationing claims
• Ebony, ivory and day-glo orange: A whale of a piano for £75,000
• All set for Christmas? Behind the scenes of Martin Scorsese's stunning festive epic, Hugo
• Busy mothers spend third of waking lives running around after children (and 1,790 hours of that is on ironing)
• Chamakh will battle for Arsenal place and ignore Bordeaux interest
• 'Allo 'Allo 'ackney! French gypsies set up camp for holiday 'to see the sights of London'
• Who let the dog out! Terrier on the run leads police on frantic OJ Simpson-style highway chase
• US to review 300,000 deportation cases today: Plan to expedite deportations of convicted criminals and scale back those of illegal students, military and the elderly
• Ameobi's rapid rise continues as striker Sammy signs three-and-a-half-year Newcastle deal
• Parish perishes! Salford head coach Matt walks out after just six months
• Tokyo Sexwale... The man at the centre of football's racism storm
• Hitting the High Street, Versace on a budget: H&M's designer collaboration hit shops this week
• Hazard warning: Which are Britain's deadliest roads?
• UK's biggest union set to join huge strike over pension reform
• 'Being a musician should be about making a statement, not money or celebrity': The world according to Annie Lennox
• One of these two players is the best footballer in the Premier League. Can you guess which one it is? (Clue: It isn't Wayne Rooney)
• Wise move! Chelsea great Dennis rejoins CPO board as battle for the Bridge hots up
• Real-life Star Wars: US claims Chinese military were behind hackers who seized control of two U.S. satellites
• Harrington happy after sizzling 64 leaves defending champion one off the lead at Johor Open
• OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK
• Family's $1m home destroyed by blaze after 'Hallmark snow globe caught fire'
• 'Jonathan Ross knew someone had to get his job. I'm glad our show was rewarded': How Graham Norton became TV's number one talk show host
• Severed head of Shetland pony Trigger found dumped after he was snatched from allotment
• Bey's nest! Knowles and bump go house hunting... and gives fans a look at her wedding gown for the first time
• 'It's a brain symphony': First 'heat map' video of female orgasm shows how blood floods EVERY region of the brain
• OLLY SMITH: A pint-pot salute to wine for beer lovers
• Stephen King: 11.22.63
• Child killer who raped and strangled seven-year-old girl begs for forgiveness minutes before lethal injection
• TOM PARKER BOWLES: Only cakes? Are they Eccles-like!
• Merry Cliff-mas! Mistletoe, wine and irresistible gravy... Cliff Richard reveals his favourite festive moments
• Why a broken heart really can kill you and women are NINE times more at risk
• Heart attack baby who topped emergency transplant list stunned parents and doctors when her heart healed itself
• Bella Blissett's Beauty Buzz
• BOOKS FOR CHILDREN
• Drunk zoo visitor ends up in hospital after climbing into monkey enclosure 'to play'
• Just an illusion? The amazing garage-door designs guaranteed to fool your GT-eye this winter
• Student GOP leader sparks outrage after saying Obama assassination would be ‘tempting’
• 'A Jew with a little moustache': Spoof passport for Adolf Hitler produced by British agents during World War Two
• SABMiller toasts success in emerging markets but conditions remain tough in Europe, US
• Cameron heads to Berlin for crisis talks with Merkel as Spanish bond yields hit 14-year high
• CLASSIC CRIME
• Google finally offers 'opt out' clause to protect your wi-fi network from its snoop cars
• Newcastle striker Ranger denies charges of assault and being drunk and disorderly
• Win a family break to Tivoli Marina Vilamoura
• Body talk: Be Warne-d, Elizabeth - the butch is back
• Northern Rock sale has cheated the taxpayer out of millions – and left us with £21 BILLION of bad debts
• JAMES MARTIN: The fastest Jag just got more agile...but I still don't like the ride
• Britain's greatest codebreaker: The tortured genius who won us the war
• It's going to be a painful Christmas for EastEnder Phil Mitchell as he's nicked for murder AND caught in blaze
• DRS causes accidents! F1 drivers want its use restricted next season
• Revealed: The feud between BBC's Robert Peston and Eddie Mair that keeps spilling out on-air
• Italian students take on riot police in protest against budget cuts and unelected EU 'government of the banks'
• Mother-in-law's revenge: She sues former daughter-in-law and wins £190,000 from sale of heirloom Chinese vase
• Umberto Eco: THE PRAGUE CEMETERY
• New 'personalised' approach needed for smear test as women find them humiliating and stressful, study finds
• Strauss heading to India as preparation for series against Pakistan
• Pilot causes mid-air terror scare by locking himself in toilet and then sending passenger 'with Middle Eastern accent' to cockpit for help
• What's your Secret? Lily Aldridge doesn't need to wear a bikini to look hot on the beach
• Jesmyn Ward: SALVAGE THE BONES
• Iraq Inquiry report delayed over wrangle with Whitehall over secret documents that reveal decisions made in run-up to war
• Three scans, three babies! Mother whose baby count went up each time her doctors took another look
• Are you listening, TSA? Europe to ban 'naked' airport scanners over cancer fears
• Ronaldo takes rivalry with Messi to the next level... unveiling his latest bold boots
• Winemaker on way home from harvesting grapes wrongly Tasered by blundering police who smashed up his van
• P D James: DEATH COMES TO PEMBERLEY
• I can hear clearly now: The best home-cinema speakers ever made
• Obama's long-lost drunken uncle Onyango pictured working at liquor store as he pleads not guilty to DUI in court hearing
• The Midlander: Pearson's back in familiar surroundings but it's all change for returning boss at Leicester
• Hooked on the blues: He’s famous for fish, but Rick Stein has another passion – the music of America’s Deep South
• DYLAN JONES: When we were slayed by Slade
• THE INSIDER: 'It's sour grapes,' said Mickey Rourke. 'Carré's delusional, narcissistic and self-centred...'
• Markets hit by fears for euro's survival as Spain becomes latest eurozone nation to see borrowing costs reach crisis point
• Did Neanderthal man die out because he was too smart for his own good?
• Protesters storm Kuwait parliament to demand prime minister answers corruption claims
• St Paul's protestors: End the pussy-footing around
• Boing! How frogs' legs wind up their tendons 'like a catapult' to let them leap high into the air
• Jilted black husband burns fake KKK cross on family driveway to stop white wife leaving him
• My career flourished when I had children: BBC Breakfast presenter and mother of three Susanna Reid says she’s proof women can have it all
• Front row: The people, places and parties that are making our week
• Interdealer broker says it is performing well, but the share price tells a different story
• Europe bans 'naked' airport scanners over cancer fears
• IAN HYLAND: Exit Starr - and now it's all a trial
• Airline bosses call for Osborne to scrap Air Passenger Duty to promote growth
• CHRIS EVANS: Two slimy individuals and a musician talking about tax evasion. I wanted to scream
• Tottenham confirm Redknapp's targeting early return from heart surgery against Aston Villa
• I was born to witter - not twitter
• Do you know they're see-through, Lauren? TOWIE star Goodger shows off derriere in sheer leggings disaster
• Set-top box maker Pace expects 2012 profits hit after Thailand floods
• Just 18 weeks in jail for beating a kitten to death: Drunken thug killed ex-girlfriend's pet to 'punish' her
• As passenger whip-round airline Comtel Air cancels flights, Atol warns customers may not be covered
• This is Money fights off BBC and FT to be named best financial website for a third year
• Pint of history anyone? Medieval kitchens, Tudor dockyards, even a Roman hotel – a fascinating new TV show digs up the stories hidden beneath our oldest pubs
• Theo's the reason... Van Persie believes Walcott is behind his sizzling form
• Mother told she could not carry any more children after having baby in IVF mix-up shows off her 'miracle twins' thanks to kind-hearted surrogate
• Till police us do part: Bogus bride arrested in her wedding dress after being paid £400 to marry complete stranger
• Freddie Starr's fiancee helps bring the colour back to his cheeks after jungle drama
• Liverpool boss Dalglish refuses to wade in to Suarez race row
• The Rum Diary star Amber Heard puts on a passionate show as she puckers up with brunette female friend
• A Lille bit of love! How Cole's life in France was sealed with a kiss, and why he might stay
• Me and my school photo: Tim Vine remembers messing about and acting the clown
• Sports images of the day: Our picture editor's selection
• Meet the parents! Stacy Keibler meets her potential in-laws, while George Clooney's father must avert his eyes from that neckline
• Premier League bulletin: All the latest news from your club today
• St Paul's eviction: I'm not sure who's more clueless - the protestors, or the Church
• British holidaymakers stranded abroad after airline who demanded £20k whip-round for fuel suspends flights
• Yes, Sepp Blatter is a clown... But he’s dangerous with it. Kick him out
• Nazi bunker designed to thwart the RAF is being rebuilt as Europe's largest solar power plant
• Couple win free games for life - by naming their son 'Dovakhiin' after hero of Elder Scrolls V
• Woman plunges 20ft into sewer after metal thieves 'steal drain cover to sell for scrap'
• French Connection shares plummet as profits fall short
• Celtic boss Lennon tells fans: Stop embarrassing club with your chants
• JFK's nephew received '$1.4bn taxpayer bailout for his struggling green energy firm'
• Fellaini boost for Everton as midfielder signs five-year deal
• Animal rights activist on the run for bombings in California in 2003 may be hiding in Massachusetts, claims FBI
• Gold miner has the potential to grow sharply on positive drilling news
• The REAL long arm of the law: 7ft2in policeman who's the biggest bobby on the beat
• Is this 15-ton bunker buster the bomb U.S. will use to destroy Iran's nukes?
• Too posh to teach, too posh to pour coffee and too posh to push a mop...Is this the end of the caring professions?
• Who's got the bigger chest? American Idol judge Steven Tyler unveils his 'moobs'
• What DO they have in common? Cradle-snatcher Caroline Flack, 32, enjoys cosy dinner with One Direction's Harry Styles, 17
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• Cue waterworks: Emotional Speaker John Boehner bursts into tears again while presenting Neil Armstrong with medal
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• Northern Rock sold to Virgin Money for £747m - delivering Britain a new High Street bank
• My haven: Where does Business Secretary, Vince Cable escape the pressures of office? In the library at his London home
• Ireland fan sets benchmark for bravado after watching match from Estonia dugout
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• Bravo makes century but India claim innings win and series victory
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• 'It's a work in progress': Google launches Android music service despite absence of Warner
• That's one big pot hole: Police find 17 tons of marijuana labelled with Captain America, Bud Light and Sprite logos in border tunnel
• History boy: Barry is England's 2,000th scorer after ref favours midfielder over Sweden winner
• Row over Pret A Manger as jobs minister accuses sandwich chain of ignoring UK workers
• Fly to the U.S. and save hundreds on Christmas list of leading brands
• Stop ripping off our fans! Liverpool fury over expensive away ticket prices
• Airport scanners that 'strip' passengers naked are banned over fears they cause cancer
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• 'How do you say delicious in Cuban?' Herman Cain blunders AGAIN on campaign trail during Florida trip
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• You're not welcome! Beckham signing questioned as PSG players speak out
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• Killed with a single punch: Woman, 89, dies in care home tragedy after argument with fellow dementia patient
• FTSE CLOSE: Shares drop after Spain's bond yields rise; UK retail sales up but Mothercare future in question
• 24-hour queue... sold out in 30 minutes: shoppers go wild for Versace's collection at H&M
• Champions United tracking Nancy's teenage midfielder Bahamboula
• 'We are here to stay': Obama tells Australia that U.S. military presence will ensure peace in the region
• 'You've gone mad': Anarchy at Ajax as Cruyff blasts board for giving Van Gaal a job
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• Fears of new credit crunch as Bank of England warns UK banks are struggling to raise funds
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• Pearson knows anything less than promotion will leave him on the managerial scrapheap
• Count me out: Mallett rejects RFU approach to replace Johnson in charge of England
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• Chelsea to re-open negotiations with Porto's versatile Pereira after failed summer bid
• United and Liverpool told Lucas offer must be irresistible as Sao Paulo bid to hold on
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• Mr Nasty is back! Simon Cowell unleashes his acid tongue on X Factor USA as contestants AND judges feel his wrath
• London is Europe's best city ahead of Paris and Barcelona
• U.S. debt passes $15 trillion milestone... and it just keeps getting worse
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• Now THAT'S a bank job: Dozens arrested after sit-in by Occupy San Francisco at Bank of America branch
• Strike up the band... again! War hero leaves £2m in his will so military bands can play in his favourite park
• From Helmand to Texas: Police launch $300k remote-controlled military spy drone in the fight against crime
• Just like mummy! Jessica Alba's daughter Honor shows off her colourful manicure
• Swept away! Couple's whimsical recreation of 'Married Life' from Disney's Up captured in real-life replica of multi-coloured house
• Eva so suspicious! Desperate Housewives star Longoria picks up LA Laker Matt Barnes at airport... and drives to his house
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• Puppy love: Stray dogs befriended by soldiers in Afghanistan are flown thousands of miles to be reunited
• American Idol champ Ruben Studdard files for divorce due to 'irreconcilable differences'
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• One in three teenage girls go on the pill for non-contraceptive reasons, new study claims
• The baby bump bop! Pregnant Beyoncé shows off her best moves dancing the night away at Jay-Z concert
• Swiss cannabis smokers will be allowed to grow four marijuana plants each (to stop them buying drugs illegally)
• Talk about an image re-VAMP: Twilight fan has inky tribute tattooed across her entire back
• 'Stop censorship!' Google takes on Congress over 'draconian' online piracy bill
• She's a good actress! Twilight's Nikki Reed pastes on smile as she poses with co-star Ashley Greene at NYC premiere (days after dissing her fellow castmates)
• Flu jab for all children is ruled out because it won't be 'cost effective'
• One never tires of flowers! Queen looks delighted as she is handed yet another bouquet
• Six dead, including toddler and her grandmother, as 25 ferocious tornadoes rip houses from foundations in southern states
• The original airhead: Talentless, lazy and self-absorbed. How screen goddess Marilyn Monroe was the model for today's breed of vapid C-listers
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• Reward offered for the safe return of £25,000 poppy stolen from Katherine Jenkins before she sang for the Queen
• Selena Gomez's 'stalker' walks free as judge throws case out
• Twilight loses its bite (but Robert's fans don't care)
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• Time to go, baby bear: Victoria Beckham and daughter Harper leave New York and head home to Los Angeles
• Count yourself VERY lucky Charlie: HARRIET SERGEANT, who's befriended two teenage criminals, compares how justice has treated them and the very privileged son of a Pink Floyd star
• Astonished Ferdinand calls Blatter 'laughable' after racism comments
• Making a splash! Former Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta shows off killer kitten curves in red bikini
• Meg Mathews says taking her dogs for a walk saved her and daughter Anais's life after a fire broke out at their home
• Now that's a cool idea: One man's ten-year mission to photograph world's most beautiful icebergs
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