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• Kat Von D spotted wearing engagement ring again after announcing wedding is back on
• Ask YOUR family! Think you're brain of Britain? Try these fiendish questions compiled in tribute to quizmaster Robert Robinson
• Ping! How to rustle up crisps in the microwave... and they have a fraction of the calories
• Sky's grip on top movies under threat as watchdog says it pushes up prices
• The more you suffer, the more you smile: The haunting last messages of Jersey mother slaughtered with her children
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Balancing the books is only half the battle
• Timeshare 'booming' as families seek a sea view after crooks forced out of the market
• Stand and deliver! Eliza Doolittle dons bank robber-style scarf across her face ahead of V Festival this weekend
• Police officer who shot man dead during traffic stop 'should have not been on patrol'
• Louis: I was close to killing myself after nightmare false sex assault allegations
• Together again? Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Brooke Mueller go from rehab to rebound
• Return of the hype factor: We've got to cut raunchy routines that upset viewers, says judge Gary Barlow
• AMANDA PLATELL: Father's dignity and a preacher's angry bile
• The world's most decadent hotel, where Dylan Thomas drank himself to death and rock stars bedded (and murdered) their lovers closes after a century
• Pregnant women hit by return of rickets because they're not getting enough sun
• Parents' shock as smiling baby girl is born with two front teeth
• Wall Street sinks for fourth straight week as threat of second US recession looms
• McLeish faces up to some home truths at his new club Villa
• Camerons swan off to Cornwall for their fifth break of 2011... after he enjoys a beer at the cricket
• John Mikel Obi is just amazing, says Chelsea boss Villas-Boas
• Former reality star Kate Gosselin faces more cuts in her life...but this time it's only to her eight children's hair
• Only in Hollywood: Jewellery merchant robbed of $2m worth of diamonds he was carrying in backpack in brazen heist
• Joan Collins lets rip! The day she was date-raped, why dig fat people their own graves and the joy of sex at 78
• 'A timeless, Old Hollywood gown which won't reveal too much: Kim Kardashian gives biggest hint yet of what her dream wedding dress will look like
• Planking on the cobbles: Young Coronation Street stars get in on the internet fad by posing on the set of the legendary soap
• Ally can take the strain: McCall tips Ibrox boss to handle pressure of top job
• First-time buyer age 'will increase to 35'... while for their parents it was 23
• Wigan 60 Bradford 12: Warriors hand out a Wembley warning
• Michael McCaul tops list of richest Congress members with personal fortune of $290m... but it's thanks to his wife's money
• 'Be careful. He has a gun': Terrified teacher's 911 call after NYPD officer allegedly raped her at gunpoint
• 'Harry Potter' time-freezing binoculars that offer instant action replays
• Des Kelly: Spurs won't go forward with Arsenal rejects
• Lennon warns McLeish over Ki as Villa boss plots moves for Celtic stars
• Mystery of UFO filmed flying over motorway near where BBC reporter saw another disc-shaped aircraft
• Jennings called into Ireland team for pre-World Cup clash with France
• What relics from past romances would YOU leave in the Museum of Broken Hearts?
• Hotspots: All the best bets and top tips for Saturday, August 20
• Betting Box: Sam Turner's guide to York on Saturday, August 20
• Was the honeymoon shark victim killed by a cover-up? Three other attacks, fishermen's bait lured sharks to the bay but still this couple were told there was no danger
• 'Fantastic' Wenger hailed by Dalglish as Liverpool take on Arsenal at the Emirates
• Mr Grumpy's creature comforts: Longleat's tetchiest resident enjoys 16 hours of TV a day, Ribena on tap and a supermodel diet
• Salford 24 Huddersfield 18: Williams the hat-trick hero as hosts alive play-off hopes
• They branded us abusers, stole our children and killed our marriage: parents of boy with brittle bones attack social workers who claimed they beat him
• Fergie calls upon young minders for United keeper De Gea
• Bell's brilliance against India shows he is one of the best batsmen in the world
• Nasser Hussain: Bell's wonderful century shows he has grown into a man
• How our not-so-better halves leave us with their bad habits
• Will the X Factor fall flat without Simon Cowell?
• England to give chance to next generation for one-day international against Ireland
• 'I have nothing to wear!' Ellen DeGeneres' tweet nothings score her a last minute invite to Kim Kardashian's wedding
• Bumble at the Test: Posh Quaglino's gets seal of approval as PM heads for The Oval
• Don't you know who I am?! Kerry Katona fails secret CBB mission after housemates vote Jedward the biggest diva - not her
• NHS spends £16m hiring its pen-pushers (even though it is meant to be getting rid of them)
• Clear off! Mancini in warning to his Manchester City misfits
• Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth bring a double dose of superhero power as Captain America and Thor on set of The Avengers
• 'Don't give up': Thousands queue overnight and brave the baking heat for job fair
• Super League: Sportsmail's guide to all the big matches over the weekend
• Argos fires father with cancer after he uses Facebook to call company 'shambles'
• Kim Kardashian prepares for married life by stockpiling clothes labelled 'Mrs Humphries'
• Blind man accused of illegally downloading porn
• Charles Sale: Pietersen finds his own road to glory
• Surprise! Three injured after birthday cake explosion caused by fireworks being mistaken for candles
• It's top secret: Wolves captain and summer signing Roger Johnson reveals all
• Britain faces £50bn bill under Brussels tax raid to bail out Euro
• Lindsay Lohan is on the right side of the law for once as she takes rapper Pitbull to court
• Radio 4 riddle of the office fridge and the phantom socks-dumper
• £40bn lost on the bailed-out banks, costing every family £1,500 after plunge in shares
• Billionaire who has cashed in as America’s economy has crumbled throws himself blowout birthday with Elton John concert, foie gras bar and 200 of his richest friends
• Talking a good game: Quotes from around the grounds ahead of the weekend's football action
• Mother who accepted pair of shorts looted during riots is the first to go free on appeal
• Lawyer of hotel maid suing Strauss-Kahn for sexual assault 'offered to halt criminal case if civil settlement was reached'
• Madame Tussauds in Hitler row as it refuses to stop customers doing Nazi salute
• Tension rising for Bruce and Pardew ahead of massive derby clash
• Fans rejoice as Sarah Jessica Parker confirms there will be a third Sex And The City movie
• Bremen slap £9m price tag on Arsenal target Mertesacker as Wenger's search continues
• Liverpool striker Pacheco to join Vallecano as Poulsen is told he can leave Anfield
• Smith demands action from RFL over number of Super League teams
• Get shorties! The Saturdays don the tiniest of hotpants to dry run their festival outfits ahead of their shows at V this weekend
• Swansea look to boost midfield options with Toornstra and Lansbury signings
• 'Please return my stolen dirt bike': Boy, 10, becomes internet sensation as passionate plea goes viral
• Protecting a private's privates: Ballistic boxers work, troops say, but not so much the cups
• Championship side Leeds give trial to American striker Taylor in bid to boost firepower
• The operation was risky, but I had no alternative: Mary Archer reveals her battle with bladder cancer - and how Jeffrey proved to be her rock
• Ipswich plotting double swoop as Jewell targets Ibanez and Bullard
• Balmoral bound, the unloved rescue centre pup that won Camilla's heart
• Sunderland head host of Premier League suitors for Freiburg hitman Cisse
• Andy Townsend's Boot Room: The stats, the facts, the tips and the teams this weekend
• The Sunderland v Newcastle derby is a 90-minute panic attack
• The King's birthday speech: Ringmaster Don hits 80, but he's still up for a fight
• Villa eye move for £5m Celtic star Kayal as McLeish looks to add to midfield
• The king is dead: Burger King creepy mascot dethroned in image makeover for struggling chain
• I won't put club at risk, says Moyes as Everton struggle to add to squad
• The resurrection of Reg Hollis: The Bill's nerdiest cop reveals how his life unravelled in catastrophic fashion
• BEL MOONEY: I'm so very lonely, but my man cares only about his mother...
• Home sweet home: Brangelina rent out 16th century estate in Scottish countryside
• Allardyce pans 'England bias' as Parker is told he must play in the Premier League
• Caspar has Champagne days ahead after Gimcrack victory at York
• Wenger's last post for Nasri as wantaway Frenchman trains ahead of Liverpool clash
• 'It would be difficult to have an ugly daughter': Karl Lagerfeld ponders life's great challenges in interview with Carine Roitfeld
• AC Milan consider loan move for Tottenham's £10m-rated Crouch
• Two Fort Bragg soldiers 'murdered 17-year-old they played basketball with then dumped his body in woods'
• Everton on alert as Benteke wants a move from Standard Liege
• Drug-fuelled thugs branded two men with hot knives while filming the attack on mobile phones
• Nurse who sent schizophrenic patient pictures of herself in her underwear is struck off
• 'I was up all night trying to figure out how to use those iPhone things.' West Memphis Three on first taste of freedom in 18 years after release for 'satanic' boy scout killings
• Meet the beer-bellied new star of Britain's worst amateur cricket team... England legend Michael Vaughan in remarkable disguise
• Don King reveals... Rumble in the Jungle nearly became Brawl in the Albert Hall!
• A light at the end of the tunnel for gas firm Empyrean Energy
• Zara accused of employing children as young as 14 in 'slave labour' factories in Brazil
• Captain's Log: Riots force Maguire deal to be done on the M4
• Gem sparkles to post record profits as diamond prices soar
• Finnish ferry ran aground while the captain was stuck in the loo
• Segway to the rescue! Austria snaps up two wheelers for ambulance team
• 'This is me now': Girl from figure skating photo found in secret Arlington Cemetery mass grave comes forward to solve mystery
• Northern Exposure: More than bragging rights at stake in the opening Tyne-Wear derby
• Desperate bra size: Eva Longoria's cleavage gets a little helping hand on set
• LIVE: England v India - follow all the action on day three of the fourth Test at the Oval
• Is this her worst outfit yet? Rihanna seems unused to wearing so many clothes as she dons odd feathered outfit in London
• Service of remembrance for shark attack victim honeymooner on paradise holiday island
• Ruthless duo bolt door: KP switches on the style to K.O. India in final test
• George Osborne's banking tax gives Treasury a boost of £660m
• Britain's wealthiest tycoons take battering during stock market falls
• Torrid week for investors as bank and recession fears send shares tumbling
• Mike Lynch defends sale of Autonomy to American giant Hewlett-Packard
• SUNDERLAND ON SATURDAY: Why the rich should not be different when it comes to tax
• Jupiter defies stock market turmoil with maiden dividend
• An Inspector Calls At... The George Hotel in Cranbrook, Kent
• Caught napping! Proud mum Selma Blair tweets picture of her sleepy little boy - and his tired father
• ALEX BRUMMER: The trainer in golden boots means bullion price is overcooked
• Murray through to Cincinnati semi-finals with hard-fought win over Simon
• TOM PARKER BOWLES: With its vicious spines, the sea urchin is not an obvious delicacy - but appearances can be deceptive...
• Barclay banking on strong show in Scotland's final World Cup warm-up match
• MARKET REPORT: Autonomy up on blockbuster bid from Hewlett-Packard
• Segway tycoon who was killed on one of his own machines leaves £340m in his will
• Duff excited about Fulham future after penning contract extension with Cottagers
• More flash mob mayhem for DC-area as band of female looters storms convenience store
• Strum in the sun: The Mail's Peter McKay packs his banjo for a Caribbean cruise
• What's that, deer? Cat begins an unlikely relationship at a zoo
• 'Why did you do that?': Bride-to-be Kim Kardashian's row with Kris Humphries after wedding rehearsal
• Lambert relishing new challenge as Norwich continue their attacking style
• Martinez prepared for frosty reception from Swans fans as he takes Wigan back to his old club
• Pensioner ordered to take down fake speed camera from outside his home.... although he claims it's a bird box!
• Injury jinx strikes again for Clijsters champ pulls out of US Open
• I've always loved Gary! Noel praises Neville as former United defender takes to TV
• THE INSIDER: What would Silvio Berlusconi be doing? I asked his friend Nicole. 'Oh, he'd be on the table, singing! He loves a party...'
• My, how you've grown: Heavily pregnant Alyssa Milano reveals huge bump after yoga class
• Baby-watch! Former Baywatch pin-up Nicole Eggert's debuts her new baby
• Bank of America to slash 3,500 jobs... and another 10,000 could be axed as firm battles $1trillion problem-mortgage loans
• Drink driver who mowed down and killed pedestrian while windscreen was iced up is jailed for two years
• Wenger spends! Arsenal complete signing of Costa Rican teenage striker Campbell
• How singles could be at risk of dying over a decade earlier than married people
• JAMES MARTIN: Built by the Mexicans, loved by the Americans, but will the new Volkswagen Jetta take off in Britain?
• Fabregas: I stagnated at Arsenal and needed a new challenge
• Nasa craft tracks space storm from the sun until it engulfs Earth for the first time
• Sorry Miss China you're just too Chinese... Eastern beauty shows Western promise in her bid to become Miss Universe
• Captain Cook set to lead unfamiliar England line-up for Ireland clash
• Brown taking no chances ahead of Prix Morny bid with Frederick Engels
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Chelsea 2 West Brom 1 - follow the action from Stamford Bridge as it happens
• Trumpet player with Friendly Fires dies of a heart attack aged just 27
• 'Here's the Fitchuation... Nobody called me': Jersey Shore's The Situation says clothing brand lied about offering him money not to wear brand
• More than 150 people caught after rioting swept across UK ‘were foreign nationals and will be deported’
• The 'loot-alikes' who are dead ringers for famous actors, pop stars and even politicians
• Locked into a gym contract that you don't use? New ruling means that you could cancel
• Is this the Russell effect? Brand's bodyguard Big Danny can no longer live up to his name after dramatic weight loss
• 'Gunman' found dead in woods after bursting into hairdressers and 'shooting wife in the knee' and injuring two others
• Teen dies after eating a chocolate chip cookie... as he realised too late it had traces of peanut
• MICHAEL HANLON: Correlation, causation and couch potatoes
• Russia teams up with European Space Agency in bid to launch first manned mission to Mars
• The unofficial face of McQueen: Duchess of Cambridge steps out in another design by Sarah Burton
• Hail Hayley! Another Group One victory for Turner as Margot Did takes Nunthorpe
• UK shares struggle to stay afloat as volatile markets ride the storm
• Old charmers! Quaint little country cottages can make for surprisingly affordable first homes
• Phone hacking investigation detective arrested 'for leaking information to the Guardian'
• Hooray for Henley! How the Thames-side town is more than just millionaire's playground
• More tragedy for The Real Housewives: New York's Alexia Echevarria's 13-year-old son seriously injured in car accident
• Big Eck relishing first game in front of the Villa faithful
• 'Gwyneth Paltrow saved my life on 9/11': Woman recalls her very own Sliding Doors moment
• Newcastle and Charlton at war as minnows report Toon over goalkeeper Rob Elliot
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: The action from around the grounds as it happened
• TV chef Lidia Bastianich 'lured and enslaved employee on promise of cookery show fame'
• Parenting? It's a walk in the park: Angelina Jolie takes four of her six children for a day out while father Brad is at hard at work
• Moyes won't let Everton become a selling club - but all money will go to the bank and not transfers
• Alaska's mysterious floating orange goo identified as 'rusting' fungal spores but local Eskimos fear fish will be poisoned
• Third time lucky for Button, as McLaren star aims to avoid another Spa-day disaster
• Shoulder injury forces former England captain Sanderson to call time on stellar career
• 'Kim called me gobble gobble': Kris Jenner reveals how daughter's cruel taunts about 'turkey neck' drove her to have facelift
• Ashton Kutcher faces backlash after he 'promoted own companies when editing Details magazine'
• Celebrity Big Brother 2011: Day two and the clothes are already off - Tara Reid, Amy Childs and Kerry Katona battle for best bikini body as the girls discuss 'handsome' housemate
• Kean: New boy Petrovic will be Rad in the Premier League
• Cold war of the heart: Americans take 'far longer' to fall in love than Eastern Europeans
• Down and out: Broke Earl of Cardigan must raise money or 'go hungry', court hears
• My Club blog - Manchester United: Why splashing the cash on Wesley Sneijder isn't wise
• Wolves v FULHAM: Murphy set to start after recovering from Europa League knock
• Young would-be homeowners 'pessimistic' about getting on the property ladder
• Cat survives being cooked in microwave by thug... and was still hot seven hours after the attack
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic
• 'I'm going to choke our baby and feed him urine': The horrific text messages and faked photos sent by a mother to her one-month-old son's father
• Human crop circle: Religious sect celebrates the new year (a little bit late) with ritual dance and song on Bulgarian mountain top
• Pedestrians flee as dustcart ploughs into line of stationary traffic on Glasgow street... but don't worry, it's just filming for Brad Pitt's new zombie thriller
• Gregg Wallace: My parents broke up when I was young and I left school at 14 but I’m determined to get a history degree one day!
• Pass the soap! Jedward lather up a storm as they get into the Big Brother house spirit with a JOINT BUBBLE BATH
• One way to ensure a good tip: Mugs N Jugs waitress 'skimmed customers' credit cards for $6,000 after they made her work too hard'
• CITY DIARY: Pawnbroker H and T reflects new gold highs, plus results from Diageo, Admiral and UK Coal
• EVERTON v QPR: Coleman is Moyes' only casualty ahead of Toffees opening game
• 'Justin Bieber Way' sign stolen two days after Texas mayor for the day, 11, renamed Main Street
• Taking style tips from Lindsay? Cougar Town's Busy Phillips accessorises with a monitoring bracelet on set
• Ex-boyfriend, 49, charged with murder of British woman who vanished eight years ago in New Zealand
• New adventure for Britain's ONLY identical quads as they embark on a modelling career - for Sainsbury's
• Great Scott! Captain Brown closing in on new Celtic deal
• Extra helpings: And so to Edd...
• A glass or two of wine or beer a day can help to stave off Alzheimer's, biggest ever study finds
• Toon transfer woes won't make any odds in derby clash, warns Cattermole
• Mother arrested twice in three hours for DUI - with her daughter in the back seat
• Close encounters of the furred kind: Vole leaps into nature-trekking schoolboy's wellington boot
• Time for some new trail blazers: Fergie excited by latest set of United youngsters
• Massive security headache as Hugo Chavez orders 100 tonnes of gold bullion stored in Bank of England vault back to Venezuela
• Play well or I'll drop you! Mancini fires warning to strikers as City boss ponders options
• Walmart bikini model gets cut-and-paste treatment in clumsy Photoshop fail
• Liverpool are due a win at Arsenal, claims Dalglish ahead of Emirates showdown
• ARSENAL v Liverpool: Nasri in squad despite being set to leave for Manchester City
• Web exclusive recipe: Mad Hatter jam tarts
• You've not got long! TOWIE's Lauren Goodger makes a last ditch attempt to tone up as filming starts for the third series
• Olympic ambassador charged with second night of rioting after she was turned in by her mother
• Two years on, the Lockerbie bomber marks his freedom with his family thanks to drug manufactured in UK
• Web exclusive recipe: Bakewell slices
• Luka won't leave! Spurs No 2 says Modric not for sale despite Redknapp admission
• Crushed! Casey Anthony's infamous white Pontiac car which her mother said 'smelled of death' is destroyed by her parents
• Norwich v STOKE: Pulis set to recall up to four players for Canaries clash
• British grandmother, 53, dies while snorkeling on 'dream holiday' in Thailand
• Recipe: Southern jam cake with buttermilk
• SMALL CAP MOVERS: AIM suffers from broader market turmoil and thin August volumes
• Bolton v MANCHESTER CITY: Mancini set to recall Tevez and could start Aguero too
• Obama administration to suspend thousands of deportations of illegal immigrants 'who pose no risk to national security'
• British schoolboy, 15, murdered in Spanish seaside resort is pictured for the first time as three Frenchmen are arrested
• Helenium heaven! Their gorgeous reds and oranges go with any plant in the garden, and right now is their time to shine
• I did not have relations with that burger: Bill Clinton says he has gone totally vegan - no meat, no dairy, no eggs or even oil
• Google Street View opens up the Amazon Rainforest for armchair adventurers
• Dempsey praises Jol's influence after Fulham's good European form continues
• Starbucks pays $75,000 to dwarf fired from barista job after turning down her offer to use a stepladder
• His mind's not Wandered! Bolton boss Coyle praises Arsenal and Liverpool target Cahill
• Mass killer Anders Breivik in court as relatives of his victims visit Utoya island to pay their respects
• NORWICH v Stoke: Lambert set to be without defender Whitbread for Potters clash
• History's best-kept secrets! From an attic that inspired Jane Eyre to the priest-hole that saved Charles II, history’s forgotten haunts are revealed...
• Pardew backing Sunderland slayer Ameobi to strike again
• Fortress Stamford Bridge! Villas-Boas demands Chelsea get off to a flyer at home
• Doctor whose daughter, 4, has cystic fibrosis creates computer game to ease her dread of breathing mask
• OLLY SMITH: Make an appointment with the wines of Languedoc. They might even change your life...
• Mother of ten who said £30,000 a year in benefits was not enough pledges to get a job... in THREE YEARS
• Aston Villa v BLACKBURN: Kean to be boosted by return of defenders Nelsen and Samba
• Pope laments 'amnesia about God' after second night of violence on Madrid's streets
• Hester claims dark days are over for Great Britain's dressage team after Rotterdam triumph
• Doesn't he scrub up well? Keanu Reeves goes from scruffy and hairy to clean-cut and sexy again
• Manchester United v TOTTENHAM: Modric to return to starting XI despite exit pleas
• Just 1,500 jail spaces left as prison population reaches new record high due to rioting sentences
• CHRIS EVANS: Meddlers and ne'er-do-wells are notoriously lazy. That is why, ultimately, we'll beat them
• Defiant Wenger includes Nasri in squad to face Liverpool as Man City deal stalls
• Recipe: Big jammy dodgers
• Swansea v WIGAN: Gohouri highly doubtful while Rodallega and Alcaraz set for bench role
• Duchess of Cambridge is stylish on duty as she and Prince William visit riot-torn area of Birmingham
• Father to sue private school after son fails to achieve three A grades teachers had predicted
• Pulis joy as striker Walters signs on at Stoke until 2015
• Cheers! Bristol Palin uses hotdog instead of drink to make a toast while filming new reality show
• Recipe: Oven-baked bramble jelly
• Teenager facing jail after hurling a brick through van windscreen and knocking four-year-old's teeth out
• DYLAN JONES: The marque of a real man
• Recipe: Apricot queen of puddings
• BOLTON v Manchester City: On loan Tuncay in line to make debut
• Film fans may get more choice and lower prices after watchdog's Sky Movies criticism
• Striking Verizon workers stage candlelit demo outside chief executive's mansion home
• Food: Jam today
• West Memphis Three jailed for the 'satanic' 1980s killings of three boy scouts could be released on new DNA evidence
• The dramatic moment a machine gunner on a Royal Navy warship opens fire on speedboat 'suicide bombers'
• Chelsea target Falcao moves to Atletico as replacement for Aguero
• SOAP WATCH: The ultimate insight into the week's soaps
• Stagecoach boss Brian Souter in line for £51m handout just days after passengers see 8% rise in rail fares
• MANCHESTER UNITED v Tottenham: Ferdinand and Vidic will miss out but Evra returns
• Olympic sprint legend Carl Lewis, 50, to run for U.S. Senate
• Anti-doping chief fears more athletes use performance enhancing drugs
• Woman bit cabin crew after waiting 30 hours for flight
• For your ears only: A car stereo that Q would be proud of
• SWANSEA v Wigan: Skipper Monk unlikely to return for Latics clash
• Public sector borrowing drops to just £20m in July (from £3.5bn in the same month last year)
• Now BlackBerry is launching a music streaming service as it takes the fight to Apple and Google
• Pirates of Californi-arrr: The barmy buccaneers who dress up as Jack Sparrow for their day jobs
• Interiors: A big hand for Laura
• 'I'll kill you if you come between us': Turkish waiter's threat before he knifed mother of British lover and her friend to death
• Carry on up north! A raucous mix of social realism and slap and tickle sets this Cheshire-set show Mount Pleasant apart
• Bandaged up: Jennifer Love Hewitt flaunts a fuller figure in a Hervé Léger dress
• Awkward? Madonna to meet mother of toyboy Brahim Zaibat... who is eight years YOUNGER
• ASTON VILLA v Blackburn: Given passed fit to face former side on home debut
• Salford snap up former Great Britain star Long on coaching deal
• Husband donates kidney to stranger in remarkable six-way organ swap to save his wife
• Wenger has no fear over UEFA investigation after claiming he checked he wasn't breaking the rules
• Chelsea v WEST BROM: Odemwingie doubtful while Thomas misses out
• 100-year-old tortoise back on his feet after his owner picked him up a new set of wheels... from a local hardware shop
• Struggling Spanish football club asks fans to donate sperm in a bid to boost fan base
• WOLVES v Fulham: McCarthy to go with same team that defeated Blackburn
• Health notes: The gifts of a special child
• The Angels have landed! Victoria's Secret to open in UK
• Lady Gaga tackles a Mexican Wave: Superstar singer hangs ten as she learns to surf with friends in central America
• Farmland prices reach an all-time high as land availability fails to keep up with demand
• Help me find my real mum and dad - before I die! Adopted mother-of-three with six months to live in desperate hunt to meet real parents
• 'Virtual' airport staff greet stunned passengers as they board planes
• Body talk with Judi James: Paying lip service, Charlene?
• Aker Solutions to create 500 new jobs in Aberdeen and London
• Mancini hopeful deal to sign Nasri can be tied up 'very quickly'
• Everton v QPR: Warnock without injured midfielder Dyer for trip to Merseyside
• I had a lovely body, I just wish I'd flaunted it more! Despite an evil mother, a secret sister and three husbands Liza Goddard wishes her life had been racier
• Public sector borrowing drops to £20m from £3.5bn
• Firefighters attacked by thousands of fleas at abandoned house are tested for bubonic plague
• Russia loses contact with just-launched £160m satellite in latest setback for its space industry
• Lukaku can become a Chelsea great! Villas-Boas says striker is next Drogba
• United blow as defender Vidic faces five weeks out... but Rio could be back for Arsenal
• Arsenal v LIVERPOOL: Flanagan set to retain full-back role with Johnson still out
• 'Long live Mother India': Wild cheers from thousands of supporters as anti-corruption crusader is freed by police... to go on hunger strike
• Show Wenger respect... or he'll quit! Former Gunner Dein fires warning to Arsenal fans
• Rise of the iPassenger: BA staff use iPads to help with customer service on flights
• Five cuckoos fitted with GPS migration trackers arrive in Africa for their holidays after flying 3,000miles
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• Bananas about monkeys! From obese orang-utans to abandoned chimps wherever there’s a primate in peril one woman will come to the rescue...
• Owen's You Tube videos look like paying off as Baggies close in
• Pregnant camper is run over by runaway mini tractor as she rests in her tent
• Are those incontinence pants? Gerard Depardieu relaxes in a large pair of bottoms as friend says he offered to clean up mess
• CHELSEA v West Brom: Gloves are off between Hilario and Turnbull for Cech's place
• Woman shamed into losing 7 stone after being told she was too fat for rollercoaster... while on a DATE
• Want super strong bones? How a handful of prunes a day could help prevent fractures
• Police search town in Nevada after 'credible' new lead boosts hope of finding mother-of-two missing for almost two years
• UK house prices up 14% by 2015, predicts think tank
• The haboob is back! Phoenix blanketed by huge dust cloud as third storm in just six weeks rolls over Arizona
• Even basic rate taxpayers pay 40p in the pound - we reveal your REAL tax rate
• Me and my school photo: Actor John Michie remembers classes in Kenya and paying his way on a cargo ship
• Who's the guy? Prince Harry is single again, but it looks like significant ex Chelsy Davy has been snapped up
• Your hair's longer than ours! Jedward and Kerry Katona joke around as they compare quiffs
• SUNDERLAND v Newcastle: O'Shea fitness in the balance ahead of Tyne-Wear derby
• 30 SECOND GUIDE: Bill scams and why it is crucial to complain if you are overcharged
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• Game in Spain: La Liga in crisis as players strike over cash row
• 'It'll be cheaper to go to university next year' - minister sparks student outrage
• 'He was not a monster': Inmate who raped and murdered widow, 88, is executed after reverend fails in bid to save him
• British entrepreneur nets £300m as he sells his firm Autonomy to Hewlett-Packard for £7bn
• 2011 set to become worst ever year for U.S. weather disasters - costing the economy more than £35bn
• Reese Witherspoon quite literally takes the plunge in daring halter swimsuit during Hawaiian getaway
• Sunderland v NEWCASTLE: Krul and Ameobi likely to retain places for Tyne-Wear derby
• What a star! Danny DeVito cements his status as a Hollywood icon and receives a star on the Walk of Fame
• Xaar inking up a revenue rise as new products prove popular
• Howzat for a shake-up! Cricket Australia ring changes after Ashes post mortem
• Plucked from the jaws of a shark, brave student, 23, takes giant step for prosthetics after receiving world's most advanced robotic leg
• All the Premier League team news ahead of the weekend
• Father kills two-year-old girl before turning the gun on himself
• Happy families: Liam Neeson joins his girlfriend and her sons at a showing of the Lion King
• Former police officer 'doped models then filmed them being sexually assaulted' for porno movies
• Autonomy shares jump 76% after HP announces £7bn takeover
• UK stocks tumble as world markets stricken by crisis of confidence
• The vile lies that cost me almost everything! As a new series of X Factor begins, Louis Walsh reveals how false accusations of sexual assault ruined him
• City star Aguero faces Bolton bashing after spitting storm
• FTSE endures another day of volatility after plunging 2.5% as fears for global growth spark panic on the markets
• Looking back in anger: Liam Gallagher 'sues' brother Noel accusing him of lying about the reason Oasis split
• Warm weather boosts sales and profits at brewer Adnams
• Spreadbetter London Capital unveils plans to conquer overseas markets
• 'I'm bored!': Holiday harmony grinds to a halt after just 47 MINUTES as hellish family car journeys ruin getaway
• Rock On: Silver fox David Essex Eastenders to revive music career when his Eastender's contract ends in October
• It's like us bidding for Rooney! West Ham chief blasts QPR's £4m offer for Parker
• FTSE CLOSE: Stocks fall on bank stress and recession fears; Autonomy soars
• Woman spends £15,000 on 100 dresses that are too SMALL for her as incentive to lose six stone
• Gold hits new record above $1,878 on U.S. recession and European bank fears
• RUTH SUNDERLAND: Shares plunge echoes the 1930s - so 'Keep Calm and Carry On'
• Victoria Beckham's back agony: New mother's slipped disc means she struggles to hold her baby daughter Harper
• Old charmers! Quaint little country cottages can make for surprisingly affordable first homes
• Stoke boss Pulis full of praise for his plastic warriors after Swiss heroics
• Free parking for council staff - but price hikes for all other drivers
• Britons drink 5,800 pints in a lifetime (and suffer 726 hangovers!)
• Is that a suitable place to meet the in-laws Ollie? Made In Chelsea star meets Chloe Green's billionaire mum at Playboy club
• TA soldiers at greater risk of mental health problems and alcohol abuse on their return to the UK
• Angler reels in his biggest catch... a scuba diver he hooked between the legs
• City misfit Tevez left out of Argentina squad... but Aguero gets the nod
• What the back pages say: Spurs close in on Diarra as Chelsea swoop for Mata
• German makes failed 800-mile trip to repay debt of a pint to British golfer... but can't find him
• Jersey war! Snooki calls The Situation a 'psycho' as she denies his claims that they slept together
• Michele Bachmann: I'll fight for you and be your 'hombre-ette' in Washington
• Girl, 10, suffocated after being padlocked inside small box for eating a popsicle
• Neo Nazis shaved swastika on man's head and branded his arm
• Terror of British women saved by panic room as Taliban suicide bombers attack kill ten
• Channelling Charlie's Angels: Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo sports infamous Farrah Fawcett flick and retro jumpsuit
• Zara under spotlight as fashion retailer is linked to 'slave labour' in Brazilian sweatshop
• Pictures of children handling SWAT team weapons causes outrage
• Financier loses $16.5m on New York townhouse in just five years
• Sneak peek: Kate Beckinsale strips down for futuristic nude scene in the new trailer for fourth Underworld film
• Not so special one: Jose Mourinho gouges eye of Barcelona manager after branding team 'a small club'
• Writing his way into the history books: James Patterson is world's highest paid author after earning $84 MILLION
• Hewlett-Packard ditching tablet, smartphone and computer businesses in the face of Apple and Google onslaught
• Kate Moss upsets neighbours as she plans £2.5m renovation on her new £8m home
• Flower power! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley channels the Seventies in a sexy low-cut shirt dress
• Revealed! Kim Kardashian's wedding dress... as imagined by Madame Tussauds
• JAN MOIR: Day one of the freak show... and I hear the scraping of a barrel already
• Dripping with gold! Step inside for a tour of Donald Trump's $100m magnificent 757 jet
• Here comes Harry! Prince set to visit California for Apache helicopter training
• Petra Ecclestone stripping her new $85million home of Candy Spelling's old-fashioned decor
• Cost of police translators soared to £82m over three years... as 16,000 officers lost their jobs
• Supermodel Lindsay Ellingson shows her wild side in leopard print lingerie for sultry new Victoria's Secret campaign
• Lady Gaga performs a topless strip at the piano in a new MTV Video Music Awards promo clip
• LIVE: England v India - follow all the action on day two of the fourth Test at the Oval
• The iHigh club: BA staff given iPads to help deal with passengers after they board
• Los Angeles fires Standard & Poor's from rating its $7 billion investments
• Parents sue Urban Outfitters for $28 million after 'salacious' image of daughter, 15, used on T-shirts
• Early favourite before the show's even started: X Factor frontrunner Janet Devlin is already secret YouTube sensation
• Girl, 8, injured after being attacked by a monkey in a Walmart parking lot
• Ridley Scott set to direct new Blade Runner film
• Toy car 'miraculously' drives over 300 ft...on water
• Aim high if you want to end up happy as study shows those with ambition are more contented
• Aliens vs. humans: Eco-friendly ETs could wipe out polluted planet Earth to protect their civilisations, warns Nasa worker
• Motorists are STILL being ripped off at the pumps as filling stations fail to pass on falling petrol prices
• Nivea apologises over 'insensitive' ad showing clean-cut black man holding mask of a scruffy one
• Benefits cheat stole £70,000 while living on Sri Lankan paradise island by claiming to be in Bradford
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Simon promises to dish the dirt - but will it stop Blair from making a clean getaway?
• Relaxed and happy mother Pink enjoys Starbucks and a smooch with husband Carey Hart
• Rough, tough and giddy as a schoolgirl... Why macho Daniel Craig doesn't do horseriding
• Mark was so badly injured by a Taliban bomb he begged his mate to shoot him. Now he can't wait for his new baby