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• Aren't you slim enough? TOWIE's Chloe Sims makes use of some unusual props to get the best from her outdoor workout
• Live at No 13? Bad luck, that'll cost you £4,000
• Swap that icy stare for a smile? Only if you've got a Polaroid
• Tower Hamlets Taliban: Death threats to women who don't wear veils. Gays attacked in the streets. And all in a borough at the heart of Britain's capital...
• Mary Tyler Moore to undergo brain surgery to remove benign tumour
• Rail militants vote to strike: Heathrow Express staff demand 'Olympic bonuses'
• Tears and a two-mile-long line mark opening of the first In-N-Out Burger joints in Texas
• Cameron caves over expenses rebellion: MPs' committee to advise on changes
• Now Lady Gaga transforms into a three-headed monster for bizarre magazine cover
• Family incomes plunge by up to £1,000 in past year
• Fergie doesn't blame me for Blackburn sacking his pal Allardyce, claims Kean
• Mass immigration 'has made the UK’s poor even poorer'
• TOWIE's Jessica Wright discovers the perils of surgically-enhanced breasts as she attempts to sunbathe in Spain
• The knives will definitely be out at the Ivor Novello Awards...
• JAN MOIR: Only vile Prezza could make me feel sorry for Tracy Temple
• Millions of families can't afford a holiday: Recession hits the middle classes' leisure time
• 'He was a manic depressive': Yves Saint Laurent's former lover on life with the iconic designer
• As most women say they wouldn't dare... Who CAN wear a bikini beyond 47?
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Perhaps it's time for Cathy to come home
• Kim Kardashian is low-key in ripped jeans and flip flops before switching into a skin-tight shift
• I was treated me like a child! Adebayor lifts the lid on his Man City misery
• After 17 years, Jo Whiley was replaced by a younger DJ, but she insists... it wasn't ageism - I actually ASKED to leave Radio 1
• Belief in religion is 'simply a universal part of human nature'
• Lennon standing strong in face of poisonous hate campaign against him
• Labour's £1m to rescue SIX children from poverty
• University accused of race bias after hosting 'Spanish only' mayoral debate
• Player of the Year Parker 'humbled' but only focused on battle against the drop
• Lennon assault proves it is time to admit scale of sectarian sickness
• Celtic outrage at 'Scotland's shame' as fresh threats are made to Lennon
• Jelavic says Sir Alex wants him... but he's focusing on Rangers' SPL glory
• Half-naked blonde hijacks truck trying to tow her car, crashes it and is chased by police as she runs down the highway barefoot
• Capello's goalkeeping crisis: Now Green wants to call time on England
• Carol Vorderman and the ugly truth about being a Competitive Dresser
• I won't beat about the Bush, Kate's still great!
• 'Degrees are not last-minute holidays': Minister under fire over offer of cut-price university places
• Frock tactics: Derek Lam designs for eBay (and they're already a hit with the stars)
• CHARLES SALE: Derby is forced to jockey for position
• Final insult... Part II! NEXT season's FA Cup showpiece at Wembley will be tarnished, too
• That's one way to raise awareness! Angelic Tamara Ecclestone strips off for new PETA advert
• Chris Foy: Shambles! RFU switch job title again and that puts Woodward back in frame
• Serial burglar who faced three years in jail is fined just 1p
• Bikini girl Miley Cyrus puts her tattoos on show in Brazil (and mum Tish reveals her ink too)
• The City Madam: This 17th-century madam needs a makeover
• MI6 plotted with No10 to oust Saddam in bid to win 'prize' of secure oil supplies
• Hamburg set to offer £2m for Leeds' player of the year Gradel
• Hotspots: All the best bets and top tips for Friday, May 13
• 'She was insincere': Jesse James implies Sandra Bullock was 'acting' when she gushed about him in awards speeches
• Two border patrol agents die after SUV collides with freight train while chasing illegal immigrants
• How did he find time to run Al Qaeda? How Bin Laden spent his final days with his three wives and 19 children... all under one roof
• Tranmere boss Parry confirms Bayern Munich's interest in Jennings
• Out of the shadows, the Shrimp at 68: Sixties star Jean Shrimpton snapped in Cornwall
• A Delicate Balance: An intoxicating drama with a top cast
• BBC under fire for 'plugging BlackBerry' on The Apprentice
• Reagan shooter to be let out of psychiatric hospital... to spend more time with his mom
• Chelsea and Liverpool tracking Belgian kid and former Arsenal trialist Praet
• Can the Yard find Maddie? After four years of Portuguese blunders and cruel accusations, British detectives launch bid to end McCanns' torment
• 'I’m excited, I’m nervous, I’m scared': Jillian Michaels plans to adopt a baby from the Congo
• Galatasaray in talks to take out-of-contract Elmander away from Bolton
• Bruce seeking cash from Sunderland to ensure a Klose encounter
• 'I know I've lost my looks, I haven't turned a head in 10 years': Greta Scacchi reveals why she's perfect to play Bette Davis
• Newcastle check out Toulouse ace M'Bengue amid doubts over Enrique
• TV sports anchor found dead in hotel room hours before covering basketball play-off
• Sexier than ever at 73: Jane Fonda shows off her incredible figure in slinky white gown at Cannes
• The secret is out! Will and Jada Smith to be Oprah's final ever guests on her farewell season
• Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio battle it out for the Sexiest Mother title at Victoria's Secret 'What Is Sexy?' party
• Want to own a killer's clothes, tools or typewriter? Notorious Unabomber's personal effects in ghoulish FBI auction (although it is to raise money for his victims)
• Nottingham Forest 0 Swansea 0: Swans stand firm after early dismissal
• Down down, deeper and down: British bungee nut breaks world record with 105 jumps in 7.5 hours
• I'll make us special ones, says Dalglish after finally penning long-term deal
• Doncaster to work with RFL after Leaf suspended for alleged betting scandal
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Never mind Question Time - PMQs should come from the Scrubs
• Chelsy shows Harry her heels
• Gunman captured after 'trying to break into army base and shooting at cops during high-speed chase'
• A-list star begins negotiations with lover he infected with herpes after being sued for $20m
• Accused Mob boss feared 'going to hell' for accidental murder of nun...in hit that targeted pornographer
• Britannia rules again! Stoke's revival under Pulis is symbol of hope
• Video of alleged attack on Syrian civilians by security forces prompts Clinton to condemn Assad's 'weak' regime
• EXCLUSIVE: Stoke accuse Manchester City of stealing their Cup Final hotel
• Obama's daughters' school sued for $10m after 'psychologist had affair with pupil's mother' - while he was counselling students about previous sex scandal
• Get ready for a swan song! Glee character to be killed off in season finale
• It's not just any oatcake, this is a Tunstall Tortilla (recipe inside!)
• No mercy for Gary McKinnon: As Obama prepares for UK visit, his law chief insists U.S. will not bend on extradition
• Who will get killed off? Glee character to die in dramatic season finale
• 'Rambama': Obama Navy SEAL armed action doll released to celebrate Bin Laden's death
• Stone tools found near Russia's Arctic Circle may prove Neanderthals lived 8,000 years longer than previously thought
• Emails by courier, a raft of terror plots: Secrets of Bin Laden's lair are revealed
• Police arrest two men over parcel bombs sent to Celtic boss Lennon and club fans
• Wet Dwarf: Icy surface of mini-planet Haumea discovered
• Disney-owned game company Playdom pays $3 million to settle charges that it illegally disclosed personal info of hundreds of thousands of children
• Keegan: Managing England is soulless and I'd tell Harry not to do it
• 'I'm going for steak... and then I'll see mum': Wrongly imprisoned man finally tastes freedom after 27 YEARS behind bars
• ICC pressure sceptical India by urging use of umpire reviews in all cricket
• 'It's a miracle!': Carrie Fisher loses 30lbs on Jennie Craig but vows to shed even more weight
• Cuts crack Trinity Mirror as austerity drive hammers advertising revenues
• 'I don't want any more plastic surgery now... but maybe when I'm older,' says Heidi Montag as she prepares for TV comeback
• Revealed: Facebook hires top PR firm to run secret smear campaign against arch-rival Google... over privacy
• Katherine Jenkins leads the glamour at the Classical BRITs as she shows off her slender figure in backless silver gown
• In pictures: Artist captures inner beauty of burns survivors in series of portraits
• Golden Girls Rachel McAdams, Diane Kruger and Emily Browning rise and shine for Sleeping Beauty premiere
• MARTIN SAMUEL: Arise Sir Jools Holland, you've got the true X Factor
• Springbok hero Van der Westhuizen diagnosed with motor neurone disease
• Hot rod is hot item: Chevy Camaro stolen 36 years ago turns up 3,000 miles away on eBay
• The Game in Spain: Pep on the brink of greatness as Barca eye the perfect 10
• Moment a brand new £12m superyacht went up in flames – as its billionaire owner ate in restaurant on quayside
• Olympic Park is 83 per cent built after work on handball arena completed
• Gladiator Andy! Murray produces stunning form on clay to crush Starace
• Schoolgirl, 15, who dreamed of becoming a doctor found dead on morning of crucial exam
• Thorpe admits he is struggling to get back in the swim of things
• In which I realise I hate holidays
• Chabal ordered to referee three youth games as punishment for ref criticism
• Gerrard: Dalglish has united Liverpool and there's a bright future at Anfield
• Horoscopes
• The flying nun... done the Gaga way: Eccentric singer steps out in another bizarre outfit
• Dixons upbeat despite High Street gloom and disappointing trading update
• 'Courage, wisdom and strength': Maria Shriver wears self-help T-shirt for first outing since Arnold Schwarzenegger split
• Broadband surge helps to rewire BT’s performance as revival gathers pace
• Glencore shrugs off commodity slump to press ahead with stock market float
• It's official: Ashton Kutcher lands role on Two And A Half Men (and Charlie Sheen is not pleased)
• Supergroup burnt by hot weather as shares fall out of fashion
• CITY FOCUS: Lessons from the last days of the Raj after insider scandal
• Your problems answered
• ALEX BRUMMER: Greece looks for escape hatch as euro crisis deepens
• Dzeko targets FA Cup win for City to render Stretford End banner redundant
• MARKET REPORT: Pubs operator Greene King the toast of analysts
• Very Kate Middleton! Penelope Cruz wears white lace to Pirates London premiere
• No more fishy tales! Texas to OUTLAW anglers from lying about the size of their catch
• Homeless man who befriended banker begs to pay for her hotel after she loses her job and house
• Body talk with Judi James: Do my feet look big in these?
• The Isle of Wight: A 60 mile coastal path and a whole lot of garlic
• New girl Michelle Collins is all smiles as she arrives for her first day on Coronation Street set
• Down Calgary way: Joining the cowboys for 'the greatest outdoor show on earth'
• 'What would YOU do if you were me?': Pregnant government worker confronts Obama after losing her job
• Ex-Marine is impaled through the mouth by metal pole in car crash... and survives
• As Bristol Palin's jaw joins the chin hall of fame, we see how she'd look with other famous face shapes
• Health notes: Cast on...and cast away stress
• Game, set and match! Former world No 1 Safina takes break from tennis
• White House cyber-security proposal will 'force companies to tell users when data is leaked'
• The Friday Five: Harry who? A delve into Stoke's past to recall top Potters
• 'I had sex with a man once': Cher's son Chaz Bono on how he experimented with his sexuality
• Edmonton: The culture-packed capital of Alberta that is just eight hours away
• 'I won’t quit': America's 'toughest sheriff' rejects calls to step down
• Jennifer Aniston closes deal on $5.9m New York penthouse under the name of her most loyal companion... her dog Norman
• Choc and awe! Chilli chocolate bistro mousse
• In a taxi with... Northanger Abbey actor J J Feild
• Not such a Family Guy: Mother of sitcom actor slams show for 'destroying morality'
• If you want to live in Shangri-La, you'll have to pull your trousers down first: LOST IN SHANGRI-LA: ESCAPE FROM A HIDDEN WORLD - A TRUE STORY BY MITCHELL ZUCKOFF
• Stoke take route 66 to Wembley: Speech from Banks inspired Cup run
• Choc and awe! Marshmallow and almond brownies
• Make-up masterclass: A fresher start
• What a clown! Hit and run driver tries to avoid police.... but wasn't that difficult to spot
• Royal appointment! Derby hopes alive as Queen's horse wins Dante Stakes
• So where exactly is North Utsire? Who cares - we love it anyway: AND NOW THE SHIPPING FORECAST BY PETER JEFFERSON
• Between us, we're worth $1 trillion: The world's richest dinner party
• From Masterchef to Provence: Lisa Faulkner hones her cookery skills
• The Firing Line: On the brink! Grant gearing up for season-defining game
• It's flower power for boho babe Isabel Lucas as she steps out in 70s style print dress
• IMF warns Euro zone debt crisis could spread unless countries fix their banks
• Pictured: The terrifying moment angry bus driver sped towards a pedestrian
• Fashion: Sparks will fly!
• Is it all over for Tiger Woods? Shamed former world No1 golfer pulls out of ANOTHER championship after hitting just nine holes
• How Hitler and Hattie Jacques created the Daleks: THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE DALEKS: THE STRANGE WORLDS OF TERRY NATION BY ALWYN W. TURNER
• Mother McCain to the rescue after 'vomiting' Glenn Beck ridicules daughter Meghan's nude skin cancer video
• 'Obama should be ashamed of himself': Newt Gingrich joins 2012 presidential race with all guns blazing
• Get your wallet out, Roman! Terry urges Chelsea to spend big in summer
• Florence Nightingale asks for 'ladies of the right calibre' to train as nurses in letter unearthed after 130 years
• Warning over rising number of people who can't afford to pay for energy bills
• Choc and awe! Hot rasberry fondant puddings
• Coming to a road near you? Google lobbies for changes in the law to make driver-less cars legal
• Fashion for life: Pleats please, but slimming they're not
• Revealed: How Bin Laden fled on horseback as U.S. bombs rained down on Tora Bora... and slipped through the net for a decade
• White teenage mother stabbed to death and dumped in canal after having baby with married Muslim
• Battle of the bands: Can former pop pin-ups Blue score a victory at Eurovision... or will they be beaten by Irish twins Jedward?
• Google threatens to shut down Street View in Switzerland after court demands anonymity for all those captured on film
• It's a sad Situation: Father of Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino rips into his son in expletive filled video rants
• VIVA ITALIA! Where everything in the garden's lovely: THE BEST GARDENS IN ITALY: A TRAVELLERS' GUIDE BY KIRSTY MCLEOD, PHOTOGRAPHS BY PRIMROSE BELL, INTRODUCTION BY ROBIN LANE FOX
• Hamilton lauds new rules as McLaren man denies F1 is too confusing
• Celebrate the release of Tangled, Disney's 50th animation!
• As Clegg and Cameron put on a show of unity, how long will the latest love-in last?
• The Arts of Tarts: Dark Chocolate Tart with Orange
• The other half: Zoe Salmon's guide to her native Northern Ireland
• Tom Sizemore 'questioned by police over girlfriend missing for more than a month'
• This life: Louise Chunn on treasured clothes
• 'I don’t do razzle-dazzle': He’s grey-suited and gimmick-free, but Philip Escoffey has an amazing talent for magic
• Taxi bosses ordered driver to remove crucifix from his cab 'because it looked phallic'
• Choc and awe! Intense choclate orange cupcakes
• Are mobile ringtones confusing birds? Twitchers' imitation apps 'putting chicks in peril'
• Dad-to-be Chelsea target Neymar casts doubt over move to Europe
• Glamorous Gabby Logan puts Twitter lies behind her to show a united front with husband Kenny Logan
• Racism charge could rule Busquets out of Champions League final
• Harbour seals use their whiskers to detect the fattest fish, scientists claim
• The electric scooter that costs only 1p per mile to run
• First 'invisible' hearing aid that users forget they are wearing launched in UK
• Who'll solve all the murrrders? ITV axes crime drama Taggart after 28 years
• Jiggery-pokery! £2,000 dresses, lashings of fake tan, parents who sacrifice everything for fame-hungry children... The surreal world of Irish dancing
• OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK
• Seconds, thirds, fourths and FIFTHS: How Indian girl, 6, scoffs her way past world's fattest boy Lu Hao
• Congo named 'worst place on earth' to be a woman with almost one rape per MINUTE
• Censored! Bikini advert blacked out with spray paint by 'Muslim extremists who object to women in swimsuits'
• Tenants targeted by renting rip-offs
• CHRIS EVANS: ABC offered me a million bucks a year to sit at home, watch their output and tell them what I thought. I said yes
• Six-over and out! Injured Tiger forced to withdraw at Sawgrass after nine holes
• Fashion through the ages: Grandmother celebrates 80th birthday wearing dress that granddaughter wore to prom
• Choc and awe! Chocolate meringue twirls
• Chinese takeaway: Jewel thief who stole rare trinkets worth £900,000 from Beijing's Forbidden City snared in web-cafe sting
• That's not all, folk! Meet the Pierces, the singing sisters with staying power
• DEBUT NOVELS
• Self-portrait of Andy Warhol painted just months before he died sells for $27.5m
• Spain: Let Martin Sheen show you The Way to Santiago de Compostela
• Wolves boss McCarthy not 'bothered' if Ferguson rotates squad for key game
• Heli 'cross the Mersey: Rebecca Ferguson takes to the skies as she films Walkers advert in her hometown of Liverpool
• Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans checks into rehab
• America's age divide: How immigration is making the South and West younger while the Northeast gets ever older
• HISTORICAL FICTION
• Thanks for nothing! Darlington hero booted out minutes before bus party
• Levi Bellfield is taken in van to retrace teenager Milly Dowler's last steps... before she was allegedly abducted and murdered by him
• Was this really appropriate? This Morning screens bizarre interview of woman with 'world's largest breasts'
• Chelsea's biggest fans: As the Queen prepares for this month’s Chelsea Flower Show we reveal just how green-fingered the Windsors are...
• Al Qaeda 'targets Obama's grandmother in Kenya'
• Bieber's got the fever: Justin battles through chest infection during Manila concert by dashing off stage to be sick
• Renée Zellweger on the cause that is close to her heart
• The (entire) sky at night: Photographer travels 60,000 miles in a year to compile stunning panorama of the Milky Way
• Tragedy of a real-life Weeds mom: Young mother 'brutally murdered and dumped in pond after arriving at house for drug deal'
• William Hill faces shareholders revolt over directors' pay
• Celtic boss Lennon sent another bullet in post... on day after being ambushed by fan
• I'll sign for Spurs despite racist chants, claims ex-Gunner Adebayor
• Holidays trends: Keep calm and carry on - you can still afford to get away this year
• 'Go to hell, hippie, go to hell': Angry mob arrives in hundreds to stop student's flag-burning protest for 'human rights' of terror suspects
• Q&A: How NS&I's inflation bond works
• 'I was a deer in Sarah Palin's headlights': Levi Johnston paints himself as the victim in account of life with politician
• 'I only eat 900 calories a day': Real Housewives star Alexis Bellino admits she has an eating disorder
• It's over: Hayden Panettiere splits from boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko
• Real lives: A writer talks about the death of her three-year-old sister
• World War 3D... Long before Avatar, 3D technology was being used by the British military, now a new documentary reveals how it thwarted Hitler’s plans
• Major champions honour Ballesteros with 'Ole Seve' pro-am at Wentworth
• POPULAR FICTION
• Google unveils Chromebook laptops as it prepares to take on Apple AND Microsoft
• MP Collins calls for FA to abandon FIFA privileges with view to reforming governing body
• Clinton Cards to unveil new website in a bid to reverse falling sales
• 'Tight legs of the law': WPCs demand new trousers after complaints current outfit is 'uncomfortable'
• Relationships: How to stay afloat after an affair
• Heavyweight mother and daughter told they're 'too fat to fly' on Southwest airlines flight
• Laughing street attacker 'collapsed' after being chased down by woman who turned out to be champion fell runner
• Tevez fitness to be decided at the last minute ahead of final, says Mancini
• Forget Heston's porridge, Claude and Cedric Bosi put snails in their lasagne at the revamped Fox & Grapes
• 'One price for one flight' rule to stop Ryanair add-ons
• 'No EU harmonisation'... UK motorists over 60 will not be faced with compulsory driving tests despite new rulings
• Teacher, 64, charged with child abuse after she 'punched student several times when he called her obscene names'
• All abroad! Ten great reasons to take the ferry this summer
• Denmark brings in strict border controls to crack down on illegal immigrants from North Africa
• BA in deal to end two-year union battle: Conflict with cabin crew cost £150m
• 'Cover up': Family's fury as Pete Doherty escapes charges over actor's death plunge
• Supporty Spice: Melanie Chisholm on her new-found woman power
• Thousands of savers scramble to register for inflation-busting rate to protect their dwindling nest eggs
• Finally! Kenny signs long-term Liverpool deal as owners end wait over legend
• Newcastle captain Nolan out for the season after undergoing ankle op
• Fears for plum industry as extreme weather shrivels crop
• Anger as Twitpic changes its terms so it can sell YOUR photos to whoever it wants
• The world is their oyster: The Wright Brothers' Soho seafood restaurant has really taken off
• Child welfare services investigate pageant mother over Botox injections given to her eight-year-old daughter
• End the 'rip-off': Europe considers banning budget airline add-on charges
• Mugger attacks woman as she loads up car with shopping… but picks on a boxing instructor
• Richard Mason: HISTORY OF A PLEASURE SEEKER
• Reality star turned Skinnygirl cocktail mogul Bethenny Frankel sued for $112 million
• Romantic Beyonce names her fourth album '4' after a very special date in her life... her wedding day
• Alison Pick: FAR TO GO
• England U17s 0 Holland U17s 1: Young Gun ends Three Lions Euro dream
• Oops-a-daisy! Gwen Stefani's son Kingston takes a tumble off his scooter in the park
• Police: What did you see? Girl: Dad put Mum in the car because he hurt her
• Elizabeth Speller: THE STRANGE FATE OF KITTY EASTON
• Family of man who died of thirst in hospital told 'you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink'
• 'I've let gay kids down': George Michael apologises to gay community for his behaviour over the years
• 'I survived because I don't do diva'... While pretenders have come and gone, Lorraine Kelly explains why she has been queen of the TV sofa for 20 years
• Maradona and McManaman among legends for bizarre Chechnya match
• The proof that Campbell and Blair DID lie about the Iraq War: Devastating secret evidence declassified
• National Ferry Fortnight: Best deals from day trips to mini-cruises
• Student barred from graduation for Facebook post attacking school in ‘negative social media exchange’
• Reason why giant planets in other solar systems orbit the 'wrong' way finally explained
• Parker stunned by Hammers plight as Player of the Year ponders his future
• Nazi death camp guard Demjanjuk heads for a nursing home as he escapes with five-year sentence for his part in 28,000 murders
• Wildlife welcome: Photographer shoots models underwater... and even the jellyfish are invited
• DYLAN JONES: Gettin' down with the kids in Doha
• Fears over economic recovery as manufacturing is weaker than expected
• Pippa rage! Motorist who paid the price for telling his girlfriend he preferred the famous Middleton derriere
• Bin Laden death won’t stop attacks on the U.S., says the American jihadist who won’t accept ‘it’s over’
• I want to play for Pakistan again! Wicketkeeper Haider in U-turn
• Lindsay Lohan 'tested positive for alcohol' following stint in rehab, probation report reveals
• 'Why should public pay for you to kill yourself?': Judge's anger at rapist in TWO failed bridge jumps
• Google faces $500m bill for competition breaches
• Creature discomfort: The Woodpecker keeping up neighbours by continuously drumming for SIX WEEKS
• Four out of 10 children have suffered sunburn at school, warn skin cancer experts
• Home, sweet Rome: Painter and decorator recreates Sistine Chapel in EVERY room of his council house
• Banned from the Commons, but the door is left open for expenses cheat Laws to return to the Cabinet
• Former Munsters star Butch Patrick, 57, reveals he is battling prostate cancer
• Luminar gets lifeline on loans from banks
• Buoyant Button insists McLaren will bounce back in Spanish Grand Prix
• CSI fan 'used TV show knowledge to stab wife to death after taking cocktail of drugs'
• Not skirting the issue: Adrian Chiles bares his legs live on air in support of protesting schoolboy
• Band of brothers... and their sons and daughters: Reunion of relatives of 10 sibling soldiers from 1944 newspaper clipping
• National Ferry Fortnight: Celebrating a ferry convenient way to travel
• THE INSIDER: Cindy Crawford told me Christy Turlington is the greatest supermodel of them all. Now I know why
• Nurse investigated after suggesting euthanasia for 'gingers, the elderly and those with bad toenails' on Facebook
• Is NS&I's new index-linked bond any good?
• Hero to zero: Man who saved gran from burning house is exposed as the thug who STARTED the blaze
• Nightclub operator Luminar given one more chance for recovery
• There's treasure in them thar gadgets
• Silver vixen: Grey-haired Kristen McMenamy, 46, shows younger models how it's done as she stars in Chanel show
• Royal exclusive: The pictures you haven't seen from 'The Wedding'
• These boots were made for... a joke? Chanel takes footwear hybrids a step too far
• That's embarrassing! Pietersen bowled over by student in comeback match
• Come and get me: Van Nistelrooy puts Spurs on alert over English return
• Owner of prestigious Manhattan nightclub faces lawsuit from employees who have branded him a 'sexual predator'
• From Melrose to mascara: David Hasselhoff's girlfriend leaves Hollywood behind as she returns to work at the make-up counter
• Dixons frets over pressure on its customers
• 'That's skiing you know': Heather Mills shrugs off broken shoulder after skiing accident
• Tragedy of the new mother who spent just days with her baby son before infected Caesarean wound killed her
• Eruption of enormous flare from exploded supernova baffles Nasa scientists
• Top 10 videos of the week: Caring Cristiano and more in our round-up
• Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli 'split' as neither wanted to settle down say reports
• Sorry Cockayne off the hook after alleged racist slur on Facebook
• Blatter blasted by FIFA bid rival over unapproved £20m donation to Interpol
• VIDEO: Stoke have previous for upsets - Chelsea were driven potty in 1972
• Al Qaeda's hardmen: New York terror suspect is wannabe model who worked as MAKE-UP salesman at Saks (and his co-conspirator has a record for kicking a poodle)
• Customer knows best for struggling Clinton Cards
• Faldo leads the legends in call for Seve to be honoured on European Tour logo
• Battle at Fort Worth: How a string of electrical explosions lit up night sky like a scene from Star Wars
• Carra keen to keep going as Kop idol says age is only a number
• Fashion firm SuperGroup misses out on hot spell
• Wanted: International arrest warrant for Colonel Gaddafi is issued after first public appearance in weeks proved he IS alive
• Repossessions jump 15% as borrowers squeezed
• From serving time to Question Time: BBC panel show to come from Wormwood Scrubs
• This is Money scoops two top awards
• Husband jailed for five years after driving 51 miles as screaming wife clung to bonnet of his van
• Sir Isaac Newton's Lincolnshire apple tree fenced off from damaging tourists
• British expats caught up in deadly Spanish earthquake that killed eight
• The long and short of it: Eliza Doolittle flaunts an impressive pair of legs in a thigh-skimming dress at National Movie Awards
• Students on high school field trip find body of 14-year-old boy
• Hodgson happy with short-term arrangement at West Brom
• 'I refused to let Orlando go to the toilet while I was in labour,' reveals new mum Miranda Kerr
• Manchester United blow with Neuer set to join Bayern for £22million
• HIV scare at college after 'infection' of student during routine diabetes check
• SuperGroup shares plunge as it misses sunshine
• 100 families a day lose their homes as repossessions soar 15%
• VIDEO: Relive City's last major final glory... the League Cup triumph in 1976
• FTSE close: Commodity falls, BT profit
• Woman, 21, had sex with FIVE schoolboys in full view of passing train
• U.S. states braced for invasion of cicadas as they hatch after 13 years underground
• Broadband boom pays off for BT
• BT profits rise thanks to cost savings and broadband success
• Woman found alive after seven weeks in Nevada had 'blindly followed GPS' into the wilderness
• The biggest losers: Slimming map of Britain reveals dieters in East Midlands are best at shifting the pounds
• Girl, 5, gunned down by gangsters 'will never walk again' after being paralysed from waist down
• Egg fried mice: Rodents found in noodles after horror inspection at Chinese takeaway
• McDowell plays it cool as Ryder Cup hero vows to get back to his best
• 'I done him': Killer's 'sick boast after stabbing schoolboy, 15, to death over mobile phone'
• I took tablets and had unknown injections at Arsenal, claims Merson
• Could BA cabin crew finally be about to end their dispute over perks?
• Lenders hold keys to revival, says Bovis boss
• The great university clearance sale: Students face application chaos as blundering minister offers last-minute bargains
• If at first you don't succeed: University team to make second attempt at launching first human-powered helicopter
• What a difference a day makes: Miley Cyrus goes from S&M dancer to religious tourist as she visits Christ statue
• Baker Greggs feels heat
• Villa move quickly to secure Downing as Liverpool prepare summer swoop
• First Italian set to lead ECB
• Debt restructuring
• Mw'aam! The Queen makes a meal of kiss with Camilla
• ITV warns advertising is back on the decline
• Teenage girl, who 'robbed boys at knifepoint' is rewarded with RIDING LESSONS
• RFL chiefs suspend Doncaster captain after alleged betting scandal
• Former NBA player Robert Traylor is found dead in his apartment aged 34
• Mother-of-three with terminal breast cancer says doctors missed her condition NINE times
• ITV warns advertising is back on the decline
• Revealed: How HALF of new ‘legal highs’ on sale in Europe are found in UK and Ireland
• FTSE in-depth: Qatari bid talk fires up Centrica
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• Rajaratnam's fate shows insider crime doesn't pay
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• Keep Carlo: Chelsea skipper Terry begs Abramovich against sacking boss
• Exports still robust despite UK trade gap
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• FTSE preview: Shares to follow US lower
• Fresh oil sell-off hits Wall Street
• When a picture is worth a 1,000 calories: Pupils' lunch trays photographed in school scheme to fight obesity
• Opinion: 'Be wary of hiking rates too far'
• Long and short of it: Katie Price wears tiny shorts and over-the-knee boots on a night out with Leandro
• With Royal Wedding celebrations over there's no reason not to keep the great British bunting flying!
• Hedge fund boss Rajaratnam guilty of insider trading
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• One price for one flight: Budget airline add-on charges set for EU-wide ban
• WHAT THE PAPERS SAY: Sepp Blatter's plan to rid FIFA of corruption has been criticised, as Fabio Capello stunned by Ben Foster
• Another Kate night: Ms Moss looks a little over-tired as she parties to get in training for three-day wedding celebration
• Britney Spears looks back to her best in clinging bandage dress at charity event
• Fighting with your spouse? You could be disrupting your baby's sleep patterns
• Jessica Alba shows off her bump on the beach in Mexico as she enjoys a belated birthday break
• Birds of spray: Hummingbird family drink from sprinkler in photographer's back garden
• Bring troops home from Afghanistan NOW demands Cameron in row with defence chiefs
• Mystery of missing childhood memories solved: Why you are unable to recall your earliest experiences
• Vain, moi? Matthew Broderick ditches geeky specs on the red carpet with Sarah Jessica Parker
• 'Make love to that microphone': Lady Gaga pushes American Idol contestants to their theatrical best
• Privacy storm after UK police buy software that maps suspects' digital movements
• Two boys suspended for bout of flatulence on school-bus
• Ashley Tisdale shows off the effects of her daily workouts in tiny shorts
• 'I think this man is going to hurt this child': 911 call records Nicolas Cage's 'drunken outburst'
• Not suited to the way we live now: Senior judge in attack on ‘outdated’ marriage law
• Secrets of the female orgasm revealed: Scientists discover new hope for women who can't climax
• Benefits claimants
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• Hippy chick Vanessa Hudgens shows the French how chic 70s style is done as she spends her first day at Cannes
• 'It's better than an Oscar or an Emmy!' Oprah Winfrey has Chicago street named after her
• Charged with a religious hate crime, the fan 'who attacked Celtic manager during Scottish football match'
• No room to spare as Ice T's wife Coco models her new dress line for curvy women
• Jennifer Aniston slips into her underwear for her naughtiest role yet
• Black pudding firm forced to sell secret recipe to rival when maker had to give up work after being attacked by thugs
• Why friends at work will help you live longer
• Coronation Street star Betty Driver, 90, rushed to hospital with pneumonia
• Award for the elegant Mr Utley: Daily Mail columnist honoured by London Press Club
• Political correctness is as severe a form of censorship as any, warns Camilla
• Is he dead? Images of Colonel Gaddafi shown on Libyan television in bid to quash rumours of leader's demise
• Schools to be judged on the performance of ALL pupils
• Mirror mirror: The striking similarity between Kate's Royal wedding dress and gown worn by Berlusconi's Princess goddaughter (but who is the fairest of them all?)
• 'I want to be martyred with you': Bin Laden's young wife's suicide pledge to terror mastermind
• Lib Dem Lords ‘rip heart out’ of plan for elected police chiefs
• Let's give 'worthless' weathermen £10m more, say MPs
• We can barely see you under all that hair! Cher Lloyd is swamped by her hair extensions... but makes sure her new tattoo can still be seen
• Forever young? Why being a musician can slow effects of ageing
• Coming to a British TV screen in your home tonight... the harrowing moment a man takes his dying breath
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Get back in the real world, Mr Clegg
• Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas celebrate 15 years together at Cannes Film Festival
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