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• Je t'aime: Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen make their red carpet debut as a couple in Cannes
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Should the BBC give prisoners a platform on Question Time?
• You should know better! Lily Cole makes a fashion faux pas as she teams sheer white dress with black bra
• Cameron fights move by his own MPs to scrap tough expenses rules
• 'Holy beer belly, Batman': Comic fan dressed as caped crusader busted by police dangling from rooftop
• Evangelist Billy Graham, 92, hospitalised with pneumonia
• STEPHEN GLOVER: Oh for a new Maggie with the guts to crush this blackmailing union bully
• As Bill Gates buys Skype for £5bn... Is it just hype, or does it mean the end of phone bills?
• Six ways to wear... a floral dress
• Adams: I could have guided Sheffield United back to the Championship
• MAX HASTINGS: He's botched defence, made a dog's breakfast of NHS reform and hammered the middle classes. Yet, Cameron's shown hints of greatness
• Tynecastle attack is the worst yet in a year from hell for Scottish football
• AFC Wimbledon 6 Fleetwood 1: Phoenix club a step from promised land
• Hot flushes treatment: Cool ways to halt menopause symptoms
• 'It's me or Radio 5': Husband confesses on live phone-in that the station is reason for his divorce
• It's Indiana Depp! Johnny channels intrepid adventurer Jones in brown fedora and leather jacket
• Cornish Pirates 12 Worcester Warriors 21: Warriors in the box seat
• Gazza's day of madness: It's 20 years since moment that defined his career
• 'Not at this time': Angelina Jolie rules out adopting another child as she arrives in Cannes
• I'm more popular than the Queen, says Carla Bruni
• How I binned my eye bags: It's the latest must-have surgery but as DIANA APPLEYARD reveals, it's not for the squeamish
• Unnamed A-list male star with herpes sued for $20m after 'knowingly infecting sex partner with virus'
• Why a mobile phone ring may make bees buzz off: Insects infuriated by handset signals
• 'I want to know what happened to my wife': Road Trip actress and plus-size model dies at 36 after routine knee surgery
• The best outfit for... a school fete
• 1991 FA Cup final: Spurs v Nottingham Forest - where are they now?
• Downing Street admits using false names on letters to the public
• 'It's not hard to quit': Tobacco boss sparks outrage after he's confronted by cancer nurse at AGM
• Rescued by the Mail, how Mely the orangutan found a friend
• The agony of having an anorexic mother: One woman's self-destructive obsession... and its terrible legacy for the daughter who loved her
• 'I had a panic attack': Shania Twain on the moment she confronted the best friend who 'stole' her husband
• Liverpool chiefs Henry and Werner flying in to seal Dalglish's deal
• We're heading for defeat, top Labour minister warns Miliband
• Liverpool turn to Friedel as Arsenal ponder bid for Reina
• Pulis: 'Stoke fans didn't want me back - but I think they're happy now'
• Always feeling cold? You are destined to live a long life
• Well THAT outfit must have increased ratings! Gwyneth Paltrow takes the plunge in a daring black dress at the National Movie Awards
• Blatter rushes FIFA corruption probe after Triesman's allegations
• Why are white cinema-goers less likely to watch movies with a black lead actor?
• Newcastle move for Watford hot shot Graham in their hunt for strike power
• New epidemic fears as deadly MRSA 'superbug' is linked to bedbugs
• Cameron rubbishes Clegg's claim that Lib Dems restrain the Tories
• Kate McCann: I believe kidnapper drugged my twins on the night Madeleine was taken
• Time to Sheik the World! Mancini ready to take Man City to the next level
• Tottenham add £14m Lorient striker Gameiro to their summer hit list
• Chicago Code fans left disappointed as Fox axes show after just one season
• Sinclair ready to take flight as Swansea prepare for Nottingham Forest play-off
• ALEX BRUMMER: Beware going too fast... or too far
• Hugh Grant in talks to replace fired Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men
• $10,000 reward for girl, 18 who vanished on the way to school two days ago leaving behind her unlocked car with her purse and mobile phone inside
• Italian giants Juventus tracking £10m Wigan winger N'Zogbia
• Electrical retailer Comet pulls the plug on ten stores
• After two years of record low-cost borrowing, interest rates rises are on the way back
• Final hurdle: Who will go up across the npower League?
• Meet Ben Foster, the keeper who hates life in the spotlight
• Murder? Suicide? Or did Rebecca WANT to disappear? The girl who set sail on a Disney dream but vanished into thin air
• The Twitter candidate: Newt Gingrich TWEETS official announcement of 2012 presidential bid
• MARKET REPORT by TAMSIN BROWN: Qatari bid talk fires up Centrica
• Electrifying: The terrifying moment a jet was struck by lightning on approach to Heathrow
• Banker Sir Richard Broadbent turns grocer at the top of Tesco
• Is Bin Laden's death a turning point as powerful as the fall of the Berlin Wall? Obama to reach out to Muslims with new policy speech hailing the Arab Spring
• Sainsbury's is hungry for more as profits increase
• Charles Sale: FIFA ask Lord Triesman to deliver evidence of corruption
• COMMENT by ALEX BRUMMER: Financial crime does not pay
• Probe launched into Lennon attack after Celtic boss is ambushed by fan in latest shocking threat to his safety
• From now you must jail EVERY burglar, judges will be told
• CITY INTERVIEW: Lenders hold keys to revival, says Bovis boss
• EXCLUSIVE: Mancini looking to beat Man United to Rodwell signature
• Ole! Lady Gaga takes the bull by the horns in matador-style outfit for Cannes performance
• Hearts 0 Celtic 3: Two off, fans clash with police and Lennon attacked
• Taking the edge off: The Happy Hour dentist who offers patients free booze before a cleaning
• Let off with a caution: The 3am intruder who attacked and terrorised farmer and his partner
• Levante 1 Barcelona 1: Pep steers Catalans to third straight La Liga title
• Bayern Munich join the chase for Tranmere teenage sensation Jennings
• 'I don't kiss and tell': NYPD officer too 'embarrassed' to tell colleague he was in woman's bed... but still denies raping her
• Why are so many women ashamed of being a granny?
• HSBC boss prepares to sell US divisions worth £12bn
• Cheryl Cole's baby food diet? You'll lose weight - but it'll send you goo-goo ga-ga!
• Rajaratnam guilty of insider trading
• 'There's no style in San Francisco': Romance queen Danielle Steel sparks anger in former hometown
• Sale swoop on sacked Powell as Wales forward agrees two-year contract
• Former West Brom boss Di Matteo wants to sharpen Blades
• $2.92m Lamborghini becomes world's most expensive supercar... but it's too fast to be legally driven on U.S. roads
• Doctor facing 20 years jail after making $3.8m in painkiller 'pill mill' racket that killed four
• Twins, 18, died after tree fell on their home during storm
• RICHARD KAY: Sienna Miller and Slinky Wizard, Act Two
• Joviality pips Barefoot Lady to Musidura Stakes after thrilling finale
• The other Mark Zuckerberg: Attorney from Indianapolis with same name as Facebook founder has account shut down
• Channelling the grande dame of American fashion: Iris Apfel, 88, to launch jewellery line for HSN
• Tevez faces burnout as Argentina refuse to rule out Copa America pick
• Road Trip actress and plus size model Mia Amber Davis dies aged 36 after routine surgery
• Teen Mom star Amber Portwood loses primary custody of her daughter Leah
• 'A bullet through the eye and out of his ear...': Republican describes 15 'gruesome' photos of Bin Laden after he'd been shot in his underpants
• Fletcher steps up comeback to make late push for Champions League start
• LORRAINE CANDY: Why am I wasting the chance to scoff my bodyweight in doughnuts?
• 'I love the summer... we girls can wear less clothes': Marisa Miller heats up Esquire magazine in topless photoshoot
• I'll never forgive John for his affair with that woman, says Lady Prescott
• Nadal avoids seismic shock as Spaniard survives Lorenzi scare
• EXCLUSIVE: Warnock plots summer raid to take Cole and Jenas to QPR
• A-Z of summer style: From jumpsuits and Fedoras to zig-zags and snakeskin (yes, really)
• Hotspots: All the best bets and top tips for Thursday, May 12
• A spoonful of sugar can help beat bugs: Antibiotics made more effective by glucose
• QUENTIN LETTS: 'Flashman' just makes Cameron sound more sexy and swaggery
• Paul Newman: Stuart Law will let aggressive Sri Lankans off the leash
• Paramedic who faked emergency calls to make his lover in control room look good is suspended
• Flash, bang, wallop! Our snapper lands a right hook on Klitschko
• Hapless BP chief blamed for Gulf of Mexico oil disaster lands a lucrative new job ... in charge of environment, health and safety for commodities giant Glencore
• Sutil 'glassed' F1 boss as pal Hamilton celebrated Shanghai victory
• Are YOU a property website addict?
• Mickelson rounds on Westwood and McIlroy as pair skip US flagship event
• New Bachelorette Ashley Herbert warned off contestant West Lee over 'dark past'
• LIZ JONES MOANS: It's your own stupid fault if your brats trash the house
• Obama joins Michelle at racially charged White House reception for rapper who praised Black Panther cop killer and singer who condemned mixed race marriages
• How weekly injections of Botox could make migraines less of a pain
• Beauty confidential: How to be a smooth operator
• Shamed Blaquart hits back as France race quota row rumbles on
• 'It's sexy isn't it?': Uma Thurman is in fine feather as she sweeps down the red carpet at Cannes in Versace gown
• Trying to drop a hint, Christine? Ms Bleakley arrives at National Movie Awards in bridal-style white lace dress as she poses with Frank Lampard
• Karren Brady: I wish Lord Sugar would give me a wardrobe allowance on The Apprentice
• CRAIG BROWN: Taunton Deane - TV legend or rotten apple? Your guide to motorway service stations (part two)
• How did it kill so many? Geologists say there was no need for anyone to have died in Spanish quake as survivors sleep on streets
• Hit online game FarmVille gets a Lady Gaga makeover (complete with unicorns and motorcycle-riding sheep)
• I'm in for £5,000... Dragon bids for Bea's hat
• Fake SEAL detector exposes glut of wannabe heroes cashing in on Bin Laden glory
• 'It's love', reveals Michelle Keegan as she talks about her romance with The Wanted's Max George
• The Queen's Derby hopes high with Carlton House set to challenge Frankel
• 'What is coming is greater and worse': Yemeni Al Qaeda leader vows to fight on following Bin Laden's death
• 25 years for the 'Grandad Bandit' who robbed banks in 13 states ... and didn't bother with a disguise
• Fulham defender Baird hit by FA charge over alleged 'V-sign'
• Massive security operation begins for the other Royal Wedding this year - as Zara Phillips prepares to marry Mike Tindall
• The Apprentice 2011: Estate agent Alex Britez Cabral is second to be fired as the rows begin between candidates
• Injury-plagued Spurs skipper King on the road to recovery
• Six girls flogged after 'act of mischief' at Saudi Arabia orphanage
• 'Bogus war hero' on the run after failing to answer bail over £500,000 Help for Heroes 'fraud'
• Don't drop it, Ramos! Real Madrid keep tight grip on Copa del Rey trophy
• Motorists over 60 could face compulsory driving tests every two years after EU ruling
• X Factor Gamu wins her appeal for the right to stay in Britain
• Ireland handed a World Cup lifeline as ICC recommend qualification process
• Morgan handed chance to nail down test spot after being picked for Lions
• Uma Thurman and Rachel McAdams look white hot as they lead the fashion pack at Cannes
• Lindsay Lohan may do just 14 days under house arrest after pleading no contest to necklace theft
• Final salary pension pots take £43bn hit
• Resident Love! Milla Jovovich's daughter Ever Gabo smothers her with hugs and kisses at airport
• Charlie Sheen in custody showdown with Denise Richards... and he's not winning
• America's housing blackspots: Ten cities where property prices fell by up to 69% in FIVE YEARS
• Is this the end of decking? TV inspired garden boom on way out as lawns make a return
• Time for a career change? California's Baywatch lifeguards paid up to $210,000 per year
• Romero refuses to give up on dream of completing unique treble at London
• Bear Grylls puts the rugged JCB Pro-Talk phone through its roughest challenge
• Lamb breast corset and a Cumberland sausage bust... A group of aspiring fashion designers recreate Lady Gaga's meat dress
• 'It just didn't work': Fern Britton's Channel 4 teatime show is axed because it 'didn't cut through' with viewers
• Energy price rises: Should you fix?
• Hughes not quitting the Cottage as Fulham boss vows: I'll be in charge next season
• Christmas portrait of murdered family released as suspect is named as 'most wanted' man in the country
• It's me: World famous actor 'confesses to his wife about fling with Wayne Rooney prostitute'
• Red hot! Model Bar Refaeli unwraps for new lingerie campaign
• The 51st State? Embarrassed liberals in southern Arizona fight to break away and form 'Baja Arizona'
• Former Lib Dem Treasury chief David Laws facing suspension from House Of commons over expenses breach
• Is he listening to Adam Ant? Jungle insect shows amazing balance on one leg
• Adios amigo! Golfing greats line up to pay emotional farewell to Seve Ballesteros
• QPR won't hold victory parade due to 'factors beyond their control'
• Three protesters killed and four injured as crowds clash with police in Yemen
• Collison back in Wales squad to face Scotland and Northern Ireland
• Kate's granny-in-law is a trend setter too: Sales of Queen's Royal Wedding handbag shoot up by 60%
• David Hasselhoff's girlfriend Hayley Roberts reveals scarily orange legs on a trip to see horror play at the theatre
• The final countdown: After the space rush, where now for Nasa?
• Lamb-dressed-as-mutton: She's one of the world's most beautiful stars... So why does Katherine Heigl dress like a middle-aged woman?
• Botham's Ashes bat to be auctioned 30 years after Headingley century
• Catherine Zeta-Jones is back in front of the camera, minus a few curves
• Libyan government is forcibly expelling migrants in a bid to flood Europe with refugees, UN claims
• Degree? You may be better off with a McDonald's job: School leavers told to 'ignore snobbery' and join fast food chain
• Met gun teams get 'deadlier bullets': Type used to kill Jean Charles de Menezes to become standard issue
• The Bin Laden bounce: 60% of Americans give Obama the thumbs-up after death of terrorist mastermind
• Buried by the blonde: Wall Street giant who made $60m from illegal tips guilty in biggest ever hedge fund case after beauty queen's revealing tapes
• A step too far? The social network e-cigarettes that alert you when other smokers are nearby
• 'A marvellous touch of class': Carla Bruni's Cannes film debut in Woody Allen's 'exquisite' Midnight in Paris
• Aids virus vaccine 'could remove ALL traces of disease from sufferers for the rest of their lives'
• Aberdeen plans emerging small company trust
• 'It took five months to lose 20lb for Black Swan. And five days to put it all back on': The world according to Mila Kunis
• 'We dated very casually': Chelsea Handler finally comes clean about romance with rapper 50 Cent
• Log-in to Facebook with an iris scan: Eye-scanner for your PC set to go on the market in months
• Judge rules mummified remains of Air France crash victims must never be recovered from sea bed
• Cannibal arrested after 'dinner guest' changed his mind when he found out he was on the menu
• Collared! Skateboarding terrier faces ASBO after tripping up two women
• Police condemn 'ridiculous' ruling that could force them to reveal location of 10,000 number plate recognition cameras
• Before and after: Amazing satellite pictures show devastation of Mississippi River flood as officials warn of venomous snake threat
• Wheeled into court on a stretcher, suspected Nazi mass murderer John Demjanjuk claims '30 other pensioners had worked as death camp guards'
• Should you invest in Glencore?
• Google faces $500m bill for breaking competition laws by favouring own services in ads
• New species of lizard that has no eyes or legs discovered in Cambodia
• Doctors 'pleasantly surprised' with Kubica's recovery, claims Boullier
• Wife-killer pilot 'used murder apparatus in sex play with lover'
• Primary school teacher who led double life as kinky sex dominatrix is free to continue working with children
• Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Taylor Armstrong and husband Russell deny split rumours
• North Sea oil firm stock looks vulnerable
• Rome is where the hurt is! Ferdinand admits 2009 Champions League final still haunts him
• Cuddle chemical pill 'could stop pregnant women suffering from post natal depression'
• Viagogo staff 'traded tickets on company cards'
• Bring your baby to work day? Myleene Klass shows off six-week-old Hero on This Morning
• Boy, 17, 'executed with shot to the head in murder plotted from prison' on the eve of firearms trial
• Spice Girl Wannabe? Pixie Geldof attempts to revive the Buffalo boots trend at London party
• Restaurants in legal scrap over who can kill their customers quickest with 3,000-plus calorie sandwiches
• Polish PM admits fan safety could prevent Poland hosting Euro 2012
• Let's go Outside: George Michael to tour again - just three years after he said he'd retired from playing live
• Website Of The Week: www.hotelhaiku.com
• Rubber company could bounce upwards
• FIFA demand evidence over corruption claims after Triesman points the finger
• Graceland safe but Mississippi flood-water continues to devastate
• Intelligent people have thicker 'insulation' on the brain's wires, according to scientists
• Man who murdered his 68-year-old mother with a machete claims it was a 'mercy-killing'
• Doesn't he know Guinness is good for you: President Obama to turn up nose at black stuff on Irish visit... because he's taking his own beer
• Can TV stoop any lower? Class A drug-taking to be broadcast live on C4
• Northern Exposure: Good news is Roy is Keane to come back into football
• TV set-top box maker falls off the pace
• Official recognition! Referee Webb receives MBE at Buckingham Palace
• 'Find me a wife': Al Qaeda matchmaker on how he fixed wedding between Bin Laden and young bride who was shot trying to save him
• Men In Black 3 star Will Smith forced to move his huge $2m trailer as New York residents complain
• Doing a Zuckerberg: Student arrested for ranking female classmates on Facebook
• The Great Bustard has landed: World's heaviest flying bird thrives once more on Britain's shores after absence of 170 years
• Q&A: What is inflation and why is it bad?
• It doesn't get bigger than Bolton! Southern eyes Blackpool win to survive
• What do we really mean by default?
• Cambridge University paying students 'up to £100' to babysit drunk undergraduates
• Moss-t see! Exhibition of famous photos of Kate opens in Paris
• £1.77m Lamborghini becomes world's most expensive supercar... but it's too fast to be legally driven on UK roads
• Insurance won't pay out for missed flight
• Let's be 'avin' you (Part II): Delia delivers new rant at football crowd after champagne reception
• Blundering doctors under fire after boy, 11, treated in cubicle next to dead patient
• Gallas labels Spurs' season a failure after Champions League near-miss
• Brazilian flair makes firm an intriguing play
• 'I did have surgery': Bristol Palin finally confesses to having her face 'done' - but claims it was for medical reasons
• Third of buy-to-lets 'headed for negative equity'
• You WON'T go to the ball: Teen banned from prom after posting giant invite on school's walls
• Sir Isaac Newton's apple tree falls victim to elf 'n' safety after visitors damage its roots
• Asthmatic boy dies after accidentally inhaling petrol fumes from leaking bottle on camping trip
• HARRY PHIBBS: My verdict on the Coalition a year on
• Is she pregnant or isn't she? Carla Bruni stays away from Cannes Film Festival for 'personal and professional reasons'
• Patients waiting more than six weeks for diagnosis tests rises 35% in a month
• Greece launches massive fire sale to service growing debt as riot police clash with violent protesters
• Stay clean (and impress the girls) with the Slobstopper – a bib for adults
• I'm not pregnant! Katie Holmes denies reports that she is expecting baby number two
• A camper's guide: What the well-stocked tent is filled with this season
• Pre-pay card stings for travellers set to be outlawed
• 'I use Head and Shoulders... and a comb': Donald Trump reveals the secrets of his gravity-defying hairdo
• Foxy lady! Lady Gaga shows off new ginger, black and white style that appears to be inspired by fox fur
• Marathon robot: 'Ranger' sets a world record by walking 40.5 miles non-stop on a single battery charge
• We're too old to wear bikinis on the beach at 47, and 35 is the cut-off age for a miniskirt, say women
• Dozens of ex-prisoners in line for payouts after Supreme Court ruling on compensation for miscarriages of justice
• Why a mobile phone ring may make bees buzz off: Insects infuriated by handset signals
• Sacked, stationmaster who pulled trolley off line to stop an accident... and what a surprise, it's all down to elf 'n' safety
• Puss In Boots star Salma Hayek kicks off the Cannes Film Festival in a wacky Gucci dress (but her husband does own the label)
• The boy with the magnetic personality: Six-year-old Croatian strongman can stick metal objects to his body
• Pulis prepared to leave it late over decision on Huth and Etherington
• Milly's 'horrific final moments in killer's lair after 13-year-old was taken from the street'
• Camelot CEO: 'Don't tell me "it's a tax on poor"'
• Boy, 2, fighting for life after falling from fourth floor window
• Retirement income of millions affected as pension pot value slashed by £43billion
• Is this the world's most dangerous job? The man who has to clean concrete pit full of deadly cobras
• Sainsbury's sweetens its Nectar off for new customers
• Bayern Munich up bid for Neuer as Man United wait for their moment
• Teenage burglars who stabbed father-of-five, 71, to death with a screwdriver in Spanish villa could be freed in just three years
• What's going to happen in my next book? I have absolutely no idea: Jeffrey Archer on the art of novel-writing
• Foster shock: Capello learns of keeper snub via Birmingham's website
• Mama swan: Natalie Portman enjoys last few days of freedom before her baby arrives
• 'My family was killed and only my dog survived': Mother reveals agony of reservoir crash which wiped out her entire family
• No wonder she's the richest model in the world: Gisele Bundchen is white hot at UN Environment Awards
• Arsenal target Melo eyes Premier League switch after struggling at Juve
• UK Uncut plan hospital invasion of bank branches
• FA could be forced to cut ties with FIFA amid scandal over 'corrupt' World Cup
• Neil Diamond uncut: The singer on dancing with Princess Diana and how he nearly played Travis Bickle
• Entrepreneur rails against 'loathsome' Apprentice
• Luke at county cricket! Derbyshire skipper Sutton on captain Cook
• HSBC sets cost-cutting target of £2.1bn
• Rates likely to rise this year as inflation peaks
• Student wore a female rubber mask and wig to spy on women in public toilets
• The middlemen who snatch your investment profits
• Fat chance: Parents of obese children should lose their tax breaks, claims senator
• 'We need another 9/11': Bin Laden's captured journal reveals horrifying glimpse into plans of terror mastermind
• Recipe: Chicken Parmigiana
• Manchester United left trailing Barcelona as Champions League opponents win the wages game
• Flights grounded and holidaymakers stranded as Greece goes on strike
• Going out on a high: Climber, 82, dies on Everest in failed bid to become oldest man to scale peak
• Don't wanna go! Jennifer Garner and her two gorgeous girls enjoy a day out - but little Serafina doesn't want to leave
• Doctor Who boss blasts 'vandal' who leaked plot to new episodes
• France leave veteran Chabal out of provisional World Cup squad
• 500million Facebook users 'may have had information leaked to advertisers'
• 'We are punching above our weight in Government', boasts Clegg as Coalition mark one year in office
• TOM PARKER BOWLES: New curds on the block: Why Britain is once again a big cheese on the world stage
• Twice the nappies and double the trouble, but mothers who give birth to twins live longer
• Our recipe for a better life... How a tour of Italy for a new TV show turned into a deeply moving journey for chefs Antonio Carluccio and Gennaro Contaldo
• 'Cane cutter' robber arrested after 25 years on the run from security van heist
• Cheerleader sues NFL team which fired her for posing in painted-on bikini for Playboy
• UK growth forecast slashed as Mervyn King warns 'volatile' inflation is set to rise to FIVE per cent
• Comet stores to close this year, warns Kesa
• Africa here we come! Birmingham set to tour Tanzania ahead of new season
• Farce of prison security as thieves BREAK IN to steal £1,000 haul
• City trigger Champions League spree by eyeing Fabregas and Ibrahimovic
• OLLY SMITH: On a mission to hunt down a great grape? Fix your sights on Grenache
• Girls night out for future sisters-in-law Jessica and Lauren on Wright family holiday in Spain
• The REAL star of the Royal Wedding: How Kate Middleton's brother recited Bible passage off by heart to overcome dyslexia
• We've let the fans down: Skipper Petrov bemoans Villa's woeful season
• Middlemen snatch your investment profits
• 'Thank you, Seve': Golf united as stars pay tribute at legend's funeral in Spain
• Mother's instinct saves her son after blundering doctors wrongly say baby has died in the womb
• Anti-social yobs should NOT be fined - they should be shown 'rehabilitation DVDs' say police
• Our own special delivery: Alanis Morissette and husband take baby Ever on post office errands
• Ghost of the abyss: Eerie dance of the deep-sea octopus captured on video 1.25 miles under the Pacific Ocean
• Free up an hour a day... by making phone calls standing up and learning to 'love the bin'
• Emma Watson's money-making magic
• No laughing matter: Ricky Gervais pulls agonised face after punishing run in a bid to keep off the pounds
• Sainsbury's delivers profit rise and guarded forecast
• SSE found guilty of shady doorstep selling
• Operation 2012: Police in three-day anti-terrorism drill at Olympics Village
• Five men arrested on suspicion of murdering teenage boy who went missing 15 years ago
• Syrian soldier pictured stamping on handcuffed protesters as international pressure on Middle Eastern regime grows
• It’s my job to knock Cowell off his perch... Brushes with death and a rumoured affair with Priscilla Presley, ‘nasty’ Nigel Lythgoe finally comes clean
• FTSE close: Burberry, M&S up; ITV down
• 'I hope my parents don't see me on the news': What public school yob told police after trashing van at tuition fee riot
• Bit bored Nicole? Miss Kidman can't stop yawning during hockey date with husband Keith Urban
• 'I can't sue everyone on Twitter': Gabby Logan slams false web allegations that she had affair with Alan Shearer
• Real's Diarra wants out of Spain as United and Liverpool prepare bids
• Eternal and empty? Residents of Rome flee city in fear of earthquake prediction
• Redknapp eyes Foster as Spurs plan for life after calamity keeper Gomes
• Bike thieves bee careful! Cycle is swarming with the insects as the warm weather helps them to thrive
• Kop that! Liverpool set to beat United in race to land £14m Villa ace Young
• JAMES MARTIN: The new Honda Jazz - designed to make you feel good about feeling middle-aged
• Does WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange REALLY deserve a peace award for ‘exceptional courage in pursuit of human rights’?
• Cameron and Miliband clash over NHS as GPs finally back Lansley's health bill (well 42 do anyway)
• My haven: Strictly star, Craig Revel Horwood, lives up to expectation revealing his kitsch, camp and glam London living room
• How annoying is that? Book reveals formula for what irritates us... and overhearing phone conversations is top of the list
• On the road again: After his car crash David Beckham treats the boys to ice cream before chauffeuring pregnant Posh to dinner
• You can't have the new Special One! Chelsea told 'hands off' Villas-Boas
• Have you been hit by a shock phone bill?
• How to avoid event ticket rip-offs online
• ‘Mistaken identity’ cyclist dies after being shot in the head
• How a genuine sales smile makes you pay more
• New Lonely Planet guidebook slams Britain as 'overpriced' for tourists
• London Stock Exchange rings the changes
• PM U-turn on plan to let rich 'buy' places at uni
• Google Doodle celebrates mother of modern dance Martha Graham's 117th birthday
• Pace issues profit alert
• Britain's bill for Greek bailout to hit £3.2bn
• Goldman Sachs faces commodity trading probe
• Top young jockey found dead inside car two days before he was due in court on cocaine charges
• Is that really you Katie? Make-up free Miss Price looks pretty and fresh faced without her war paint
• EXCLUSIVE: Bale needs Champions League football, Speed warns Spurs
• Looking rosé: English vineyards set for bumper year after warm weather - but it's bad news for buttercups
• All roads lead OUT of Rome: Streets of Italian capital empty after 1915 prediction of ‘big one’ earthquake
• TOWIE's Maria Fowler shows she's got plenty of 'extra' appeal in a tight white plunging top
• 'I never thought he was capable of this': Horror of woman who 'heard wailing as her fiancé raped and strangled girl, nine'
• US growth helps InterContinental book profits rise
• Lennon vows to keep cool and avoid repeat of Tynecastle temper tantrum
• Big-spending City are no better than us, claims Tottenham chief Redknapp
• Britain to build embassies in five more countries - but dozens of other diplomatic outposts will close as part of cost-cutting drive
• Financial repression
• Google challenges Amazon with launch of rival cloud service that lets users access their music from any computer
• Has the internet finally killed the U.S. Postal Service? Agency reports $2BILLION loss in just three months
• Lonely Planet slams rip-off UK prices
• Lung transplant breathes new life into boy, 4, who is youngest to have operation in Britain
• Eating for two: Guy Ritchie treats his pregnant girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley to a lavish meal
• Neville: It will be great to have the old guard Beck together for my testimonial
• Well, she's always been good with figures... and Carol Vorderman's trusty dress doesn't let her down
• Road race pair jailed over 70mph smash that killed mother-of-two
• New bad driving fines but fewer speed traps
• Microsoft squanders a cash pile
• THIRD body found yards from grisly country lane where two murdered men discovered as police swoop on house nearby
• FTSE in-depth: Sage soars on takeover talk
• FTSE preview: Shares up on commodity gains
• New tenders help Capita bounce back
• Are Cameron and Clegg cracking up? The Coalition appears to crumble on first anniversary
• EasyJet losses double to £153m
• What the back pages say: Mancini eyes Cesc as City land Champions League spot
• Tesco boss unveils a brand new vision
• Tribunals targeted as bosses get more power
• Lizzy Jagger strips off for Playboy wearing just a pair of boots and bunny ears in raunchy photoshoot
• Arnold Schwarzenegger wears a ring on his wedding finger as he claims: 'We both love each other very much'
• SAS fire live rounds in anti-terror exercise at London 2012 Olympic Village
• Aggro Santos arrested over claims by two teenage girls that they were raped in hotel room after gig
• American Idol reject Frenchie Davis saved in the first battle round of The Voice
• Skin a rabbit, deliver a lamb and dance the eightsome reel: What young people should REALLY know before they leave school
• Fury as insurance company tells church: 'Don't admit abuse - you'll have to pay compensation'
• Has American success cost Adele her voice... or is it just the cigarettes? Singer can't hit high notes on Dancing With The Stars
• Kim Kardashian makes guests green with envy in sexy LBD at liqueur launch
• Not again! ANOTHER passenger tackled and arrested after trying to open Delta airplane door mid-flight
• Snack time! Naomi Watts's son Alexander feasts on a giant pretzel as he scoots around NYC
• 'I was the worst bridesmaid in the entire world:' Keira Knightley discusses curry mishap at brother's wedding
• The love is over for Romeo as Dancing With The Stars contestant is sent packing... and misses out on the semi-final
• Like a bat out of heaven: Vicar claims world record for fastest motorcycle hearse
• Anna Kournikova puts her luxury Miami mansion up for sale for a cool $9.4 million
• Air sample to be submitted as evidence in murder trial for the first time
• Single mother Bristol Palin to star in new reality show
• 'I was wrong to give you a ticket... but you still have to pay the fine': Motorist's 14-month battle with council over warden's error
• We're not stalking people, we're just trying to improve service, Apple tells Congress hearing on privacy
• Mischa Barton reveals a much healthier-looking figure in hot pink bikini in Hawaii
• Now that's a security blanket! Armed police issued with bullet-proof covers to tackle terrorist gunmen
• Katie Holmes hires stepdaughter Bella as her new fashion apprentice
• X-rated spelling mistake leads to discovery of fake 'Durrexx' condoms
• You can hack it: Technology comes to the aid of weekend golfers with ball that's almost impossible to slice
• Back in its cage: Escaped Peahen found and returned to Bronx Zoo, where she is officially named 'Missing in Action'
• Who cares about the bill... the waitress had a lovely smile: Why cheery service means businesses can charge more
• Ronaldo hat-trick delays Barca's title celebrations as Madrid thump Getafe
• She's electric! Schoolgirl, 10, escapes with just a scar after being struck by lightning bolt
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Culture Secretary unties the knots in Press Complaints ruling
• ANDREW ALEXANDER: Greek default should not be such a tragedy
• Could five cups of coffee a day protect against breast cancer?
• Lambert warns Norwich fans not to expect miracles after Premier return
• LUKE JOHNSON: A loathsome show, a panto villain host and an insult to business
• Party freak Jennifer Lopez lets loose On The Floor as she throws some crazy moves on Ellen DeGeneres show
• Rebecca Ferguson gets in on the Cheryl Cole act as she copies her X Factor mentor's purple trousers while shooting new Walkers advert
• Riot of colour: Ugandan police use water cannon to spray protesters with PINK dye
• As Kelly Brook becomes the third celebrity to face the agony of late miscarriage... Are more women losing babies in late pregnancy?
• I win the lottery EVERY week: Camelot boss Dianne Thompson says she may have the best job in Britain (but it comes at a very high price)
• Lennon insists excuses are not an option ahead of must-win Hearts tie