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• Fundraiser! Whyte pledges more cash for McCoist to spend on players
• McIlroy holds his nerve but he's not quite out of the Woods
• AMANDA PLATELL: Surrogate mums and a ticking timebomb
• Amir Khan's £1m blow threatens to KO title fight with Paul McCloskey
• 'I am a paintbrush': Jim Carrey takes picture of his radical new mohawk haircut while getting artistic
• Alan Fraser's green zone: What will Phil do next? That's the big question
• ALEX BRUMMER: Google threatens to destroy not only pop sensation Adele, but Britain's film and music industries. So why is No.10 in thrall to this parasitic monster?
• Two-for-one deals waste £520 a year - call for a ban on the supermarket special offers
• Thief who wanted £100 for a £1.2m Stradivarius violin is jailed
• Augusta essentials: The Major action from day two of the Masters
• Hello again boys: Former Gossard bra girl Sophie Anderton returns to modelling after putting demons behind her
• Measles alert over Easter trips after outbreaks in Britain and Europe
• No to AV: Union bosses and City billionaires line up to save our voting system
• Inspired by TV's Mad Men, the bra that could banish those unsightly bulges
• Who's a Clever boy, then? United's loan star prepares to take on Chelsea
• Arshavin, Clichy and Bendtner are Gonners as Wenger plans clear-out
• The fall-guy: Amazing escape of jockey and horse after tumble at Aintree
• Huddersfield 29 Warrington 10: Giants maul Wolves to move clear at top
• One's Big Fat Royal Wedding: How Kate's big day might look if arranged by stars of TV's hit gypsy series
• Jennifer Connnelly keeps her baby bump under wraps as she goes on family stroll
• The Masters - All the drama from Augusta as it happened on day three
• Cash-strapped council rebrands Brixton riots as an 'uprising' (and funds the 30th anniversary 'celebrations')
• Big banks should be broken up to avert another crisis says watchdog
• Mother charged with attempted murder admits withholding at least five months of cancer medication from her autistic son
• Des Kelly: I'll cut out the curses - Rooney can do it too!
• Wigan 28 Catalan Dragons 47: Dureau the hero as champions are hammered
• Why wasn't the Salford Stallion reined in sooner? For over a year nothing was done to stop swaggering teacher preying on pupils
• Portrait of a pitiless murderer, paying her debt to society: Killer who tortured widow to death enjoys nights out and shopping trips
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Gimmicks won’t solve failings in education
• A very modern proposal: Man pops the question via girlfriend's favourite blog... and records her ecstatic reaction on his webcam
• Crusaders 18 St Helens 34: Saints close in on top spot with easy win
• Revealed: The man who will style Kate Middleton's hair on her big day
• Chocs away! Pregnant Kelly Brook set to add to her curves with a weekend feeding her craving for chocolate in Belgium
• Andy Townsend's boot room: All the weekend's Premier League previews
• Hull 34 Bradford 24: Tickle stars and Agar breathes easy after victory
• Thinking of checking out a bargain? Beware the company websites that are selling on your personal details
• Real Housewives of Washington DC cancelled after just one season
• The little girl who can finally smile again! Life-changing surgery for Zosia, two, who was denied NHS treatment for birthmark that threatened to leave her blind
• Blackpool boss Holloway tries to cheer up his players by sending them to pub
• Harlequins 32 Wasps 22: Evans the hero as Quins reach Amlin Cup semis
• Grey's Anatomy star in real-life medical drama after daughter suffers mystery illness
• Master Minded's win in Melling Chase at Aintree sets a riddle for Ruby
• UK should limit Portugal payout says Balls (whose party signed the treaty that means we HAVE to pay)
• Twilight set given police protection as producers go to extreme lengths to keep wedding scenes secret
• Oops! Carmen Electra blends into the carpet as she makes a beginners error at awards show
• Paul Nicholls and Sam Turner's essential guide to the big races
• 86mph and you won't be fined: New speed camera guidelines allow drivers to go even faster... with no points put on licence
• Sale 36 Gloucester 31: Hodgson helps ease relegation fears for Sharks
• Special Forces scandal as officers are held 'for trying to leak secrets'
• ‘He deserves it’: Man donates part of his liver to save life of teenage cousin who had FIVE brain tumours
• Police officer pepper sprays baby squirrel in front of horrified students
• EXCLUSIVE: How muscle man Elokobi put 'the body' into Wolves
• McCoy is the ticket to ride - AP the biggest hit since The Beatles
• Department store Debenhams set to restore dividend
• Pile 'em high: Stores pack aisles in attempt to win back customers
• MARKET REPORT: A big Burst for the media men
• Voodoo and human sacrifice: The haunting story of how Adam, the Torso in the Thames boy, was finally identified
• Leeds boss McDermott relishing time in the spotlight after spell at Quins
• INVESTMENT EXTRA: Funds take a risky track
• 'The deer and the goose are not in love': Buck stands guard over feathered friend while she nests
• One helluva boost: JPMorgan CEO's pay jumps 1,500% to $20.8million
• England veteran Wilkinson relishes 'new challenge' of Heineken Cup
• SUNDERLAND ON SATURDAY: The banks DO need reform
• Who'd have thought it! Nicki Minaj transformed into a beauty as she ditches outlandish stage outfits
• Leicester's Tuilagi brothers calling on God to see off BOD in Heineken cup
• Grand National-winner Mick Fitzgerald is on the spot in: It's top secret!
• Birmingham boss McLeish faces battle to keep influential midfielder Ferguson
• Did this British PoW really smuggle himself into Auschwitz to expose the Holocaust... or is his account pure fantasy and an insult to millions who died there?
• Uma Thurman looks great at 40 as she matches a pretty dress with a biker jacket
• The sneaky box junction that's netted £1m in fines (and even road bosses admit markings are deceptive)
• Talk about a car crash! Rough road ahead for Jeremy Clarkson after lurid tabloid allegations of affair with Top Gear colleague
• Troubled Portsmouth could have a new owner next week
• Bank reform spells loss for shareholders
• 'Something was choking me around my neck': Woman reveals how she survived attack by cross-dressing Air Force One commander who murdered two women
• Quick delivery: Chapple takes five for Lancashire and Topley stars on debut
• Forte feels the pinch as his wealthy guests stay at home
• Hotspots: All the best bets and top tips for the weekend
• Libraries too middle class and we're right to be shutting them says Redwood
• Out-of-form Sunderland midfielder Henderson faces the axe
• Army medals out, Gay Pride badges in, and theft blamed on badgers to cut crime rates: How political correctness is crippling my police force
• Official fears over white collar crime
• BP boss Bob Dudley faces flak over Rosneft swap
• Everton move for Darlington defender Burn as Moyes targets bargain buys
• Chateau Trump: Future looks rosé for billionaire Donald after he buys vineyard for $7.5m
• A protester with quite a pedigree: The baronet's granddaughter charged with defacing the Treasury who has rebellion in the family
• Peter Scudamore picks his ones to watch for the Grand National
• ALEX BRUMMER: EU weaklings seek to avoid an Argentine style default
• Rudyard Kipling... doesn't he make cakes? How a third of children have an exceedingly poor knowledge of literature
• IAIN MARTIN: Guess who would have run Britain under AV?
• 'I'm pregnant': Teenage 'rape victim' forced to stand before congregation and confess HER 'sin' while 'attacker' watched
• Posthumous award for 1936 high school graduate denied top honours as principal vowed not to have a black valedictorian
• JAN MOIR: Her fans pack arenas to see her contact the dead, but is this very happy medium all she seems?
• Formula 1 speeds to clear $2.9bn debt earlier than forecast
• It's a long way from Chequers! David and Sam Cam relax in a decidedly shabby bar on budget break in Spain
• Slow train to HEAVEN: One man's two-year, 30,000-mile quest to find Britain's most enchanting rail journeys
• Town hall in bid to bring back a ban on spitting to stop the spread of TB
• League of his own: Justin Bieber shows off some serious soccer skills as he trains with FC Barcelona
• Rashid stakes claim for Test place after six-wicket haul on opening day
• QUENTIN LETTS: What a pantomime - the Dame's in high dudgeon
• Teenager dies in car crash on highway named after his soldier father who was killed in Afghanistan
• Revealed: Why SFO failed to pursue Equitable Life
• How can I confront my suspicions about this ‘lovely’ man?
• Lock up your daughters... Charlie Sheen is in town! New York braces itself for Torpedo Of Truth tour
• NFL superstar Peyton Manning welcomes twin son Marshall and daughter Mosley
• Inking of you, dear: Widow gets remembrance tattoo on her arm using husband's ASHES
• Two can do it! Hamilton says F1 champs can race on the same team
• Justin Bieber rewarded with a spell on the pitch at Barcelona after sporting their strip in Real Madrid heartland
• All roads lead to beauty: Highway heaven - see Canada's West from behind the wheel
• 'They knew what was going on': Bernie Madoff points finger at big banks during his scam
• West Ham striker Carlton Cole hit by FA charge over racist Twitter jibes
• An Inspector Calls at... London Syon Park Waldorf Astoria
• Discovering a corker in Mallorca on a girly villa holiday with the kids
• 'What about my family rights?' Father's despair as appeal court refuses to deport failed asylum seeker who killed his daughter, 12
• 'Idiotic' car worker jailed for three years after bomb hoax on passenger plane which sparked fighter jet escort
• Checking in: Julian Lloyd Webber on his love of sleek Stockholm
• What a gem! Little Ruby Cole the clear favourite on day out at Aintree races with parents Joe and Carly
• Fake cancer drugs given to thousands: Conman jailed for importing two million doses
• Taylor Swift shows her slender frame in a babydoll dress... after filling up at an all-you-can-eat meat buffet
• Working it out: What to wear - and what to avoid - at the gym (take note, Ellen Pompeo)
• Staying put? Matt Lauer set to remain at the Today show... as long as he gets $25million salary
• Forgotten something? Kendra Wilkinson leaves her slippers on at Dancing With The Stars rehearsals
• Fabulous at 68: Stephanie Powers opens up about her love affairs and her battle with cancer
• 'I got five on the white girl!': Amazing video of chair fight that caused carnage in Denny's diner
• Joining the seadogs and Marco Pierre White on a Med to Caribbean cruise
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Aston Villa 1 Newcastle 0 - follow the action from Villa Park as it happened
• 'We're not gonna let this die': Mother of alleged rape victim rages as accused molester is released on legal loophole
• Fan kung-fu kicked by Cantona faces jail for punching man at child's football match
• 3D artist who is simply streets ahead when it comes to drawing on the public's imagination
• As Jaycee Dugard and her family try to live a normal life, they deal with the prospect of facing the man accused of taking it away
• Pensions: Guide to April 2011 changes
• Veteran striker Stewart calls time on career after spell at Exeter
• Bound for China? Smugglers caught with 1,800 monitor lizards in Bangkok planned to 'sell them for food'
• Girl, 15, shoots dead her soldier mother... then invites her boyfriend over to have sex upstairs
• 'He made me feel like the luckiest woman on the planet' says Ted Kennedy's widow in heartfelt interview
• Andrew Perry
• Beware the big investment bubbles that you thought were safe
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Blackpool 1 Arsenal 3 - the action from Bloomfield Road as it happened
• English refs Barnes and Pearson chosen for Rugby World Cup duty
• Perk up your patio: Fancy a riot of colour right outside your back door all summer long? Here's how to create one
• Bunny girl Tori Spelling celebrates an early Easter with her festive family
• Nice hair honey! Whitney Port swaps sleek blonde locks for golden chestnut waves
• News of the World phone hacking: Company apologises 'unreservedly' and sets up victims' compensation fund
• Twin paedophile 'dogs of war' both behind bars again after French police make second arrest
• Revealed: How two-thirds of Britain's universities will charge the full £9,000 tuition fee
• Alberta: Up close and personal with the province that has it all
• 75% of Americans don’t believe U.S. could cope with nuclear disaster
• Pardew backs Barton to do talking on the pitch after naming star as captain
• BLACKPOOL v Arsenal: Campbell back to lead forward line for Seasiders
• 'Fugitive mom': Woman reveals her double life after she escaped jail as a teenager and lived under new name for 30 years
• Televangelist priest quits after affair with his second cousin
• My life in recipes: Jilly Cooper's Apple Charlotte and Tortilla
• English are now head and shoulders above Scots as growing wealth in the south adds inches to average height
• Fat's yer lot, Cassie: Diet for dog who ballooned to nine stone eating FISH AND CHIPS
• IRS awards $4.5MILLION to accountant for tax tip-off in first ever whistleblower award
• What makes Alberta so special? Simple, there's something for everyone!
• Can Gary be Neutral Nev in new role as a Sky Sports pundit?
• Peace on earth... but not in Louisiana: State comes bottom of U.S. 'peace index'
• Brunettes have more fun: Katie Waissel swaps her blonde crop for a long brown wig as the X Factor tour reaches Cardiff
• Thirteen shot dead after Syrian police fire live rounds to disperse protesters
• Bolton v WEST HAM: Grant with no new concerns as he starts touchline ban
• Ferguson won't be tuning in to hear how What A Friend does in National
• How uncouth! Helen Mirren laments having to get down on all fours for handprint ceremony
• Is LiLo's career saved? Victoria Gotti 'hand picks' Lohan to play her in John Travolta's mob film
• Charitable donations for voting at AGM
• Venue for building society AGMs
• City diary: Week ahead in the markets
• Can Google Xoom to the top with a tablet to rival Apple's iPad 2?
• Aston Villa v NEWCASTLE: Nolan, Tiote and Perch serve bans
• It's a boy! Sopranos star Drea de Matteo welcomes baby Waylon Albert 'Blackjack' Jennings
• Stagflation fear as poor construction figures combined with rising prices increase gloom
• Caught on tape: Naked man with AK-47 opens fire on SWAT team robot (but then gets dressed and surrenders to police)
• Redknapp: Don't point the finger at Crouch for Real Madrid thrashing
• Labour's cherished schools building programme attacked for wasting 30 per cent of its cash
• Louboutin goes toe-to-toe with YSL in court
• Carlo doesn't fear sack even if Chelsea fail to beat Man United in Europe
• Cold front: Sadie Frost is the face of Fashion Targets Breast Cancer
• Now millions in Japan suffer blackouts after strong aftershock knocks out six power plants
• Bundesliga side St Pauli have fans banned after beer is thrown at linesman
• Israel kills five in revenge attack on Gaza after Palestinian rocket assault on school bus
• Six appeal: Remaining original Calendar Girls pose for 2012 edition
• Obama braces for government shutdown
• Afghan asylum seeker who lived in £1.2m house escapes jail despite admitting £30,000 benefits fraud
• 'Pain barrier holds no fear for me after living with crippling arthritis', says marathon girl
• Twilight's Taylor Lautner and Phil Collins' daughter Lily enjoy date night in matching outfits
• Cross-seasonal dressing? Leggy Sienna Miller flashes her limbs in summer frock as she keeps warm in a fuzzy jacket
• It's Mickey Mao: Disney breaks new ground in Shanghai for £2.25billion theme park
• How oven rust could be the key to unlimited fuel that will power anything
• Amy De Vine’s weekly hot bottle: A British bubbly fit for a royal wedding
• Business leaders write open letter backing Prince Andrew as UK trade envoy
• Do stand so close to me Jeremy... Frances Clarkson keeps Top Gear presenter at finger-tip length
• Nicki Minaj shows off her cotton candy hair as she squeezes into another unique outfit
• My Gran saw me swear on TV! Neville launches attack on FA for Rooney ban
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic
• Wenger hails 'amazing' side despite facing sixth season without silverware
• Why is Katie Holmes STILL failing to charm America? After a string of movie flops, the actress's star status has been steadily falling...
• Most irresponsible parents in Britain? Parents who went to pub while leaving boy, five, to get drunk in squalid home escape jail
• Cufflinks for every reader – perfect for Father’s Day
• Foster: Clean sheets are the key to ensuring Birmingham's safety
• Can you tell them how to get there? U.S. deploys their biggest secret weapon to Pakistan... Sesame Street
• Nato should apologise for hitting Libyan rebels, says Hague
• Surfers thunder along a mighty gallop after harnessing the power of sea horses
• She's still got it: Grandmother throws honorary first pitch of the season on her 109th birthday
• Chanel supermodel calls police after husband 'brandishes knife in New York apartment'
• Dial R for retro: Classic rotary telephone spruced up for the digital age
• Meet Gustav the Goldfish and Zinniga-Zanniga: the lost Dr Seuss books set to charm new generation
• Is this the holy grail of weight loss? How a new 17-day diet promises a healthy quick fix for dropping drop pounds fast
• Lily Cole is back to her ravishing red after spending winter on the dark side
• CHELSEA v Wigan: Ancelotti given a defensive boost with Alex and David Luiz available
• Mancini expecting a strong finish to the season from fighting fit Man City
• Look at him now! Patrick the Pit Bull makes remarkable recovery after being left for dead in trash chute and becoming an internet star
• Recipe: Ham and bacon quiche
• Bedraggled peace camp only yards from Westminster Abbey 'can't be moved before royal wedding'
• Family forced to deny great-grandmother dying wish to be buried with husband after council doubled fee
• From Russia with love: The doting father bear who can't help cuddling his cub
• Blackpool v ARSENAL: Walcott a slight doubt with Song ruled out
• Gone but not forgotten: Sir Alex backs Smalling to have long United career despite losing place to Ferdinand
• Rookie Blackburn boss Kean turns to his four wise men in safety bid
• Average university fee 'will be £8,536'
• Outfoxed: 20 firefighters pull free Chester the dog after he trapped himself chasing a vixen
• MANCHESTER UNITED v Fulham: Injured Rafael and suspended Rooney miss out
• Referee kicked by enraged fan after sending off Kiev's Shevchenko
• NYPD 'rape victim' is seen walking steadily to her door... despite witness claims she was too drunk to stand up
• Martinez: £50m Torres will find his feet and prove to be a bargain buy
• Young boy saved by hero brother in Queensland floods is beaten up by thugs who boast about attack on Facebook
• The eggs factor! Fried duck eggs with griddled asparagus and caper dressing
• Saudi Prince's Beverly Hills 'mega-mansion' to be downsized after complaints...to a mere 55,000sq ft (how ever will he cope?)
• TOTTENHAM v Stoke: Illness still plagues Lennon but Huddlestone could start
• Smith warns Rangers faithful over consequences of sectarian songs
• The eggs factor! Cheat's mini lemon meringue pies
• Fed up with Isas? Try our guide to alternative investing
• Mercedes chief Brawn admits team are lagging well behind dominant Red Bulls
• Smiling face of sailor pictured just 48 HOURS before he 'gunned down two of his officers, killing one' on nuclear sub HMS Astute
• ASTON VILLA v Newcastle: Houllier with full squad after Clark returns from ban
• The eggs factor! Huevos rancheros (Mexican-flavoured ranch-style eggs)
• Beauty on a budget: Cosmetic clinic launches £999 'facelift '
• Schoolboy, 14, choked to death on computer memory stick despite brother's bid to save him
• Upstairs, downstairs at Highclere Castle - the real Downton Abbey
• Pete Doherty warned he faces jail after admitting possession of cocaine - but why was he wearing a barrister's wig?
• Netherlands to vote on law banning slaughter of meat by halal and kosher methods
• The eggs factor! Quail's egg salad with baby spinach leaves and salmon caviar
• Outrage as top Italian history professor blames fall of Rome on rise of homosexuality
• 'Most of the time I think, how the hell did my dad do all this when he's a complete joker?': Sam Branson on his dad's Virgin empire
• Feeling the pinch? Welcome to New York's newest - and smallest - luxury hotel room at $149 a night
• Wolves v EVERTON: Moyes' injury list may see him hand kids a chance
• Miriam O'Reilly lands new daytime role on BBC1 after ageism tribunal victory
• Stop notices slapped on beauty spot to prevent travellers taking over during Easter break
• Family fun in the sun for Nicola McLean as she enjoys the park with husband Tom and son Striker
• Are Exchange Traded Funds a good choice for your Isa?
• Building Society key details
• Nazi bomber comes back from the deep: Dornier shot down in 1940 is found off the coast of Kent
• Nato refuses to apologise for 'friendly fire' air strike that killed 13 rebels
• Mackail-Smith puts Premier League dream on hold to aid Posh push
• Is the net closing in on Craigslist Ripper? Police 'know identity of elusive serial killer'
• Sun, sea and sand but no women: The sea lions who live on a male-only island in the tropics... but don't seem to mind a bit
• SUNDERLAND v West Brom: Campbell and Bramble ruled out
• Kim Cattrall admits that playing Sex And The City man-eater Samantha Jones has made dating 'difficult'
• CHRIS EVANS: I knew it! A man with a mouse's voice and a wallet to match... If you really want to pick up the tab, just pick it up
• LIVERPOOL v Manchester City: Gerrard out as Dalglish faces full-back crisis
• We told you! Adam confirmed on shortlist for PFA Player of the Year
• Recipe: Triple chocolate layer cake
• In cuffs: The tattooist accused of inking schoolchildren in a parlour above his house
• Hamilton accuses Red Bull of holding back as Webber clocks fastest time
• Blackburn v BIRMINGHAM: Bentley and Jiranek absent for Ewood encounter
• Daughter arrested for 'assisted suicide' after mother killed herself... because she KNEW 90-year-old wanted to die
• Inflation warning shot sends pound higher
• Expedia sends TripAdvisor on solo jaunt
• Flight of rage: Angry passengers delay holiday jet after airport showdown over confiscated duty free
• Hyde Park calling: Hunn's second instalment on his triathlon challenge
• Up to 100 bodies found burned alive in Ivory Coast as Liberian mercenaries carry out 'ethnically motivated' killings
• My baby saved my life: Mother's deadly bone marrow disease is cured by pregnancy
• Recipe: cracking starters
• IMF warns oil price could still surge higher
• Going up... for auction: Spaceship that put Russian dog into orbit 50 years ago
• Cosmic blast in distant galaxy that has so far lasted for 11 DAYS puzzles scientists
• Hot to trot: Coleen Rooney looks pretty in pink as she attends Ladies' Day at Aintree
• Food: Sunday best
• It's not easy being married to Russell Brand - first his film gets panned, now he's ogling Trudie Styler and Kelly Ripa's bottoms
• WOLVES v Everton: Fletcher likely to be available for Toffees clash
• I should smash your face in, Sarkozy tells author who suggested Carla be kept away from 'handsome men'
• Sunderland boss Bruce sympathises with banned bad boy Rooney
• Recipe: Toasty roasties with bay
• Curvy and confident: The Only Way Is Essex star Lauren Goodger shows off her bikini body on the beach
• Wilbur Smith: I think playing chess on the computer keeps my mind sharp – but where the hell did I put my keys?
• Bored stiff: Student yawned so hard during lecture that she couldn't close her mouth
• Girl clubber jailed for 'ruining the life' of budding Hollyoaks actress she left blinded in late-night glass attack
• Israeli model Bar Refaeli looks cool and casual as she jets in to JFK...but boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio tries to hide
• Chelsea v WIGAN: Skipper Caldwell available following emergency dental work
• Recipe: Roast shoulder of lamb with a crunchy mint crust
• United legend Neville confirmed as Sky Sports pundit from next season
• Allardyce sticks the boot in with claim Blackburn would be better off with him
• Need a daily caffeine fix? Coffee addiction could be in your genes
• Mother-of-three in court after 'taking indecent pictures and videos of her children'
• Join the tribe: From handmade pottery to animal skin rugs, tribal prints are all the rage
• 'A wee man with a need to be noticed': Sir Alex blasts back at police chief who dared to question Rooney's outburst
• The Captain's Log: McCoy facing tough task to win second successive Grand National
• Recipe: Eastertime trifle with saffron custard
• Liverpool v MANCHESTER CITY: Zabaleta back in squad for Merseyside clash
• Portugal's royal flush: Zara Phillips is wisely having a home built on the Silver Coast
• 'Massacre' at Camp Ashraf: Iranians call for international help as Iraqi soldiers run down refugees in armoured trucks, killing 25
• Vedanta boosts zinc and aluminium output
• Tech firm involved in iPad calls off float
• £6 to spend at tightsplease.co.uk for every reader
• Rise in first-time buyer numbers pushes up mortgage lending
• Ipswich reward Wickham with new contract to fend off Tottenham
• The Masters - All the drama from Augusta, as it happened on day two
• Retire to a worry free life: Service charges are a small price to pay for peace of mind
• BOLTON v West Ham: Knight and Davies overcome injuries to return to squad
• Rachel Stevens is an effortlessly yummy mummy as she slips into skinny jeans just four months after giving birth
• Fergie: We are the victims - referee was leant on to get Rooney banned
• 'Thank God I don't have a woman in here'... Myleene Klass' fiancé jokes as she surprises him at Cardiff hotel
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Roman can't keep his broken toys in the pram... but there are no refunds
• Tottenham v STOKE: Higginbotham ruled out of trip to the capital
• Barton on Dabo brawl: Controversial star reveals all on City training scrap
• Take a bite out of that: Ground-breaking apple hologram looks good enough to eat
• Mick Jagger to Bob Dylan: The ten greatest lyricists chosen by SIR TIM RICE
• FTSE close: Mining and retail stocks gain
• Renting a room to a lodger is a good earner
• Jaci Stephen: The ultimate insight into this week's soaps
• Cash boost: The chancellor is lending a helping hand to first-time buyers - but they must move fast
• Liverpool's injury crisis mounts as Gerrard is ruled out for rest of season
• Benefit scrounger claimed husband was 'a cabbage' (but he was well enough to work as extra on TV soaps)
• Sunderland v WEST BROM: Dorrans remains out for visit to struggling Black Cats
• Fears over future of Bale and co as Spurs chief hints at squad cutbacks
• Cahoot wants £3k for overdraft I tried to stop
• How 'good luck' coins thrown into a hot spring have turned one of nature's wonders into a lurid hue of green
• Does my car look big in this? Kim Kardashian's new slimming secret... stand next to a monster truck
• Adios Argentina: Katie Price back in England after whirlwind trip to Buenos Aires... and brings Leandro with her
• I can sing again: Teenager's joy at hitting the high notes after throat cancer left him without a voice
• Manchester United v FULHAM: Duff injury an achilles heel for Hughes
• Judge who overturned law against gay marriage in California admits he is gay
• Judge threatens rape victim with jail if she refuses to testify against her attacker
• Redknapp rules out £12m summer swoop for teen sensation Wickham
• It's all gone belly up: Britain's Got Talent favourite Stavros Flatley devastated after family electrical firm goes bust
• Travel giant plans to make every one of its holidays all-inclusive from 2012
• High street vs online estate agents
• Tyrie locks horns with big beasts of finance
• Webber leads way in second practice but sees advantage over McLaren cut
• Who's the richest Rooney? Wayne v Coleen
• Hargreaves set to be offered a lifeline by Man United as he nears full fitness
• News provider ITN reports £400,000 profit
• BLACKBURN v Birmingham: Pedersen to return following illness
• I'm bamboozled! Giggs leaps to Rooney's defence after Manchester United star loses appeal over two-match swearing ban
• Rethink your drink: Boston mayor bans sale of sugary beverages from public buildings
• Glencore 'planning May listing' in London
• Hodgson fears marksman Odemwingie will fly the nest in the summer
• SFO reports on conviction progress
• Slow float to Asia: Six-year-old girl's New Year balloon travels 6,000 miles to LAOS
• First Choice to make holidays all inclusive so 'you can leave your wallet at home'
• The Firing Line: Houllier needs more than luck to help his and Villa's cause
• Reading in teens is key to good career
• All the latest Premier League team news for April 9, 10 & 11
• Gold fix
• How cheeky! Frankie Sandford wears bottom-skimming gladiator shorts as she films The Saturdays' new video
• Sister act! Carol Vorderman's lookalike daughter Katie is a chip off the old block
• David Cameron whisks wife Samantha away to Granada for birthday treat - on romantic Ryanair!
• UEFA in the spotlight over alleged racist chanting by Spurs fans
• The ultimate show-mance: The Only Way Is Essex star Sam Faiers gives Joey Essex the cheek
• Jobcentre staff to stage 24-hour strike over row about 'target-driven culture'
• Manchester United favourite Ji-sung confident Park's life will get better now he's fit
• Neville lands testimonial with Juve... days before Champions League final
• Libyan defector who 'masterminded' Lockerbie is questioned by Scottish police
• WHSmith offers an off-the-shelf divorce
• Red hot temper! Amanda Seyfried throws parking ticket back at traffic warden after Red Riding Hood premiere
• U.S. establishes new no-fly zone… over Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia (as Obamas plan a weekend getaway)
• Drivers warned not to over-pack for Easter as record potholes make roads more dangerous
• Will the rain fall in Spain?
• Bolland beefs up top team at M&S
• Age of the gadget junkie
• Madoff tries to spread the Ponzi blame
• Perth Glory expect Robbie Fowler to return despite League One coaching roles
• Moody's warns British banks face credit downgrades
• X Factor in £16,000-a-week betting scam
• Meet the Arkansas Rampage – an all-female football team learning how to tackle the competition
• FTSE in-depth: Footsie spooked by second quake
• FTSE preview: Miners to lead Footsie higher
• What the papers say: Wayne Rooney hit back over his FA ban and Rory McIlroy stole the show at Augusta
• After Portugal bailout, could Spain be next?
• Gomes tells Spurs to focus on the Premier League after mauling in Madrid
• £138,360: the national debt per UK family
• Roo can't be serious! Mancini claims City aren't helped by Rooney's ban
• Carroll banking on Spurs slip as Liverpool man eyes European charge
• 'U.S. troops could go to Libya': Army general who led American forces opens the door for ground deployment
• We believe in you! Terry launches defence of Ancelotti and Torres
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