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• Europe's human rights chief attacks Britain on prisoner votes
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: It's the jolly boys' outing - directed by Quentin Tarantino
• Snapshots of an age when the district nurse really would see you now
• What on earth happened to Luke Skywalker? The Force is no longer with Mark Hamill
• A trend even a supermodel can't pull off: Milla Jovovich steps out in unflattering high-waisted jeans
• Army on strike standby as three more jails are privatised
• TOM UTLEY: A council survey about speed humps asks if I'm straight, gay or bisexual. Is there any madder example of government waste?
• Bullying, harassment and racism complaints soar in the Armed Forces
• Daughter wins a share of £486,000 her mother left to animal charities
• Could you marry a man you didn't love? These five women did - for VERY different reasons. So how have their relationships fared since?
• Whyte flies in for discussions but still no word on Rangers buyout
• Tom Conti is brazen about cheating on his wife... so why's he so prickly when asked about Princess Diana
• David Bernstein: Dissent declined with Respect campaign but it's not enough
• MICHAEL BURLEIGH: Up to his eyeballs in murder... Gaddafi's fingernail-puller-in-chief
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Who’ll be happiest being Miserables? Robert Downey Jnr and Sean Penn lined up for role in film version of the musical
• Silver Sirens Sophie Anderton and Chantelle Houghton dazzle at the Rock Ball
• Now 12 more of Gaddafi's tyrant men head to Britain: Regime faces collapse as 'dirty dozen' follow Musa Kusa
• Kean confident of staying in Blackburn hotseat after talks with Indian owners
• Father of hit Mormon family piano group sentenced to 10 years for sexually abusing his three daughters
• Booze Britain: Now fifth of women are drinking too much... and rate rises to a quarter in under-24s
• The luvvies lining up to tell you how to vote on AV
• Outrage as high school baseball players 'kill baby chicks in superstitious bid to help their game'
• Matt Lawton: No excuses - let's remove this stain on our proud game
• Captain's Log: Excitement brewing ahead Scottish assault on the Grand National
• £155-a-week state pension: Women will be biggest winners with new flat-rate payment
• Graham Poll: Show some Respect... this abuse of referees must end now
• Way to go, Ryo - Japan star to donate all his 2011 earnings to quake fund
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Ed Miliband, the PM and an epic stag do
• Mini horses can now be used as guide animals after petition changes disability guidelines
• Why so mumsy Denise? Miss Van Outen steps out in odd outfit days after flaunting her amazing post-baby bikini body
• 'I can't wait for my baby to come': Selma Blair admires a passer-by's toddler while taking her dog for a walk
• Sorry darling, I think it's the MANopause: How doctors are prescribing HRT to some men
• Hotspots: All the best bets and top tips for Friday, April 1
• Mac on... Libyan foreign minister's defection
• Fashion designer Christian Siriano expands into homewares... starting with a kitchen sponge
• Could a pill take away the tempting aroma of food?
• Cancer drug fund farce: £50m set aside to help terminally ill patients... but only half has been spent
• Stamp it out! Premier League promise to battle shameful abuse of referees
• Warwickshire turn to Mohammad Yousuf after Younis Khan snub
• Fabregas warns Arsenal team-mate Wilshere over dangers of burn-out
• Portsmouth boss Cotterill hands a trial to Perth Glory utility man Scott Neville
• Arsenal boss Wenger close to sealing £200k deal for Swedish teen Olsson
• Doing a bit of forward planning, Kate? Princess-in-waiting eyes up baby clothes
• Ding Junhui stuns Stephen Hendry to reach last eight at the China Open
• Sunderland look to tie down deals for Ghana stars Mensah and Muntari
• Clash of the tech titans: Microsoft orders EU monopoly probe after accusing Google of trying to 'entrench its dominance'
• Poisonous cobra whose escape from zoo sparked six-day alert is found safe and well... 'in a dark corner' of the reptile house
• Killing Bono is low on laughs
• Southampton eye move for Plymouth's Stephens after he turns down Fulham
• Control yourself! Mancini warns Balotelli to curb bad boy behaviour
• 'I'm super excited': Zooey Deschanel tweets her excitement as Bones star sister announces pregnancy
• Digital radio bill soars by another £16m as taxpayers face paying for new transmitters
• Aston Villa planning £12m summer swoop for Blackpool skipper Adam
• Teacher faces lawsuit for taking a photo of young pupil's Jolly Rancher hairstyle and posting it on Facebook for friends to mock
• JAN MOIR: Marriage: just another box ticked for Ed
• It's snow joke: Springs storms to dump up to a foot on April Fool's Day
• Djokovic reaches for the heavens as super Serb extends winning streak
• Are Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz getting back together? Divorcing couple spotted holding hands
• Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher in talks to team up for a new comedy film
• This awful bunny makes me hopping mad
• Madrid plot £15m swoop for Drogba in bid to keep Mourinho at the Bernabeu
• Struck down! Fears over Fletcher as United man is floored by virus
• Has Kim Cattrall turned into a prude? Actress fails to see the funny side of turning on her 21-year-old co-star on during steamy scene
• Baby girl joins Doctor Who dynasty as David Tennant and Georgia Moffett celebrate birth of daughter
• Lay off Andy! Carroll is doing just fine at Liverpool, insists Dalglish
• Pretty Woman? Romola's more like Gritty Woman in new BBC prostitute drama
• BBC1 'ready to axe Blue Peter': Will children's TV be banished to digital channels?
• No Zowie in Bowie's sci-fi time twister Source Code
• 'Lianna, you're so beautiful’: Student sings prom proposal to lucky girl in front of whole class
• Van der Vaart: Spurs must stop dropping 'stupid' points to small clubs
• I'll axe stars if Aston Villa go down, insists beleaguered boss Houllier
• Liverpool go toe to toe with Chelsea and Barcelona over Shakhtar's Willian
• Coventry in bid to buy broken Northern Rock
• Oranges And Sunshine actually has a story worth telling
• Charles Sale: Even the bankers are on Andy Carroll's case
• Portugal and Ireland spark euro panic
• Prudential faces backlash over CEO Tidjane Thiam's £1.6m bonus
• West Ham have suffered most from referees decisions, claims Grant
• Charles and a poison pen mystery
• Mothercare adds to shopping woes
• New York horror crash: 'Tour bus driver was going 23mph over the speed limit'
• Sleazy and mindless, Sucker Punch takes Hollywood's love of moronic, sexualised violence to a new low
• Woman reveals terror after she was caught having sex with man in same room where his dead granny was stuffed in closet
• Jason Smyth: The remarkable Irishman who is feeling his way to London 2012
• The worst father in the world? Tony Curtis neglected his children. Now they're having to sue for a share of his £37million fortune
• ALEX BRUMMER: The threadbare High Street
• The brain defects that prevent yobs 'feeling for their victims'
• Was he executed? Mystery of 'gentle' teacher, 62, gunned down on his front door step
• From today, only the English have to pay for prescriptions (and no, that's not an April Fool's joke!)
• Plane crashes into house killing two people on board
• Male model who appeared in Katy Perry music video is killed by hit-and-run driver
• EXCLUSIVE: Inside the crazy world of legendary goalkeeper John Burridge
• Brennan quits after rift with Gold Cup-winning trainer Twiston-Davies
• 'I carry a lot of guilt': After becoming a father for the eighth time, Rod Stewart opens up about giving up his first child
• Bruno Mars stands on a box for video shoot... but is STILL shorter than his leggy co-star
• Robbie Williams' wife Ayda Field 'in talks to join the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills'
• Kim Kardashian embraces National Cleavage Day to the full in a daring low-cut dress
• While the dentist fails to excite, Keeley Hawes is competent
• MARTIN SAMUEL: A sad state of the arts? Get a proper job!
• Former police officer jailed for 25 years for killing man after Hurricane Katrina... his ex-colleague gets 17 years for burning the body
• What's in a ring? Palace confirms that Prince William will not be wearing a wedding band when he marries Kate Middleton
• MARKET REPORT: Randgold fund managers fury
• Proud to be a pushy parent: Jada Pinkett Smith on her children's ascent to stardom, but are they too young for fame?
• EXCLUSIVE: Tyson Gay - the fastest American to have walked the planet
• From Prince Caspian to exploding trousers: Ben Barnes on the pitfalls of playing a rock 'n' roll failure in Killing Bono
• Chris Foy: Old guard are bodies of evidence for longevity
• The show trial verdict swayed by the great Miss Anne-Marie Duff
• Britain goes to war on bribery
• New rail 'fat cat' row as 60 per cent bonuses approved for Network Rail directors
• Wake up to risk of energy drinks, players warned after Wihongi ban
• West Ham boss Avram Grant handed break in relegation dogfight
• Housebuilder has war chest worth £300m
• Katy Perry strips off as she plays a naked alien in new video for chart-topping E.T.
• Dortmund bomb plot foiled with 25-year-old arrested with three devices
• Hogging the limelight: Meet the unique star bringing home the bacon for Sir Cameron Mackintosh
• What's yours is mine: Forget boyfriend jeans - now more fashion labels than ever are launching unisex clothing lines
• What police cuts? THREE squad cars turn up to Katie Price's house... after fans ring doorbell for an autograph
• Sacre Bleu! Banned Anelka admits he is glad not to be playing for France
• March was the driest start to spring in 60 years... despite its soggy end
• Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans accused of trying to sell cat fight video
• Twickenham to host Heineken Cup final for the fourth time in 2012
• Fathers' groups attack 'sham' family law review because it didn't mention shared parenting
• Introducing Canada's West: Pure holiday heaven in British Columbia and Alberta
• Fancy meeting you again: Princess Royal presents award for bravery to PC who rescued her in foiled armed kidnap
• No, you're the baby! Crowd turns on petulant tennis star angered by crying infant
• Nice car Gorby! Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev leaves his birthday bash in limo with plush pink interior
• 'DUI laws are bad for business': Republican representative (and bar owner) DEFENDS drink driving
• Bedroom blues: How post-sex sadness plagues a third of young women
• Intimate pictures show the moment Michael Bublé married his bride Luisana Lopilato
• Ridsdale: I'm not to blame for decline of Leeds... but perhaps we did sign too many players
• Bears and birds, dolphins and dinosaurs: A walk on the wild side in Canada's West
• Welch Mutton: Is that outfit really appropriate for a hospital visit Denise?
• I'm like Elton John - only black and bald! Soul king Cee Lo Green on life as pop's most flamboyant showman
• Lucky it's not launch day! Giant cloud capes Canaveral as lightning storm hits Florida
• Titanic raised in time for centenary: How enthusiast has built 100ft replica in his back garden
• Tottenham profit from Champions League as revenue rises to £79m
• Outlaw dangerous inflatable 'water walking balls', demand safety experts
• Could this 'laptop killer' be the gadget that finally proves a worthwhile rival to the iPad?
• Jerry Hall inspired Georgia May Jagger's collection for Hudson... now she wears the jeans her daughter designed
• Liev Schreiber gives Naomi Watts a lift on his scooter as they beat the traffic
• Come dine with me - just don't expect to like it: Recipes and notes from the Underground
• 'Globalisation of fat stigma': Western ideas of beauty and body size catching on in developing nations
• Feeling a bit antique yourself, Lovejoy! TV's favourite wheeler-dealer in need of restoration
• Seven injured after aviation festival hangar collapses during dramatic storms in Florida
• Zimbabwe's killing fields: Mass grave of over 600 bodies found in mine shaft
• Son who helped build up his father Eddie Stobart's legendary haulage firm dies aged 56
• Fat people around the world 'now stigmatised for being lazy and unattractive'
• Absolutely Wacko! Fulham players ordered to do Moonwalk celebration
• Welcome to adventure country - hiking, biking, rafting and riding in Canada's West
• Euro turmoil over £21bn black hole in Ireland's banks
• In which I welcome a new flock
• 'Glowstick grannies' to hit Ibiza as Saga trips begin for 'pioneer clubbers'
• Potato Earth: Gravity satellite reveals what our planet REALLY looks like
• They ran the Empire but often lost their minds (and their wives): RUNNING THE SHOW: GOVERNORS OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE BY STEPHANIE WILLIAMS
• Denia dancing queen: Shimmy the stress away on a DanceFit holiday
• One devious owner: Original piece of Kryptonite from Superman film goes under the hammer with movie memorablia
• Now he's sorry: Death-row inmate who tied, gagged and beat up man before killing boy while high on meth ... asks for mercy
• Kean: I have final say on transfers at Blackburn despite Anderson signing
• Horoscopes
• 'I'm a klutz!' Lindsay Lohan denies that she'd been drinking after pictures of her sprawled on the pavement after leaving a bar
• Five million kids locked out by Junior Isas
• Number of college students having casual sex on the rise...but virginity makes a comeback too
• Is this the worst branding ever? GoDaddy boss filmed shooting elephant before hungry villagers wearing company logo hack into the carcass
• 'Fickle finger of fate': Seven Mega Million winners revealed... but pity the co-worker who opted out last week
• Your problems answered
• Carrie Ann Inaba bursts into tears as boyfriend Jesse Sloane proposes on live TV
• Jewell admits facing an uphill struggle to hang on to Spurs target Wickham
• Sunderland boss Bruce upset at racism claims from Argentinian Angeleri
• Race to divorce: Russian wife, 27, wins £2.8million payout after just 18 months of marriage in UK
• Irish banks need another €24bn to survive
• CHRIS EVANS: To say the American Embassy is security-conscious is like saying there's a chance Usain Bolt might edge past Peter Kay running for the bus
• Swedish police destroy three wild bear cubs left 'orphaned' when boy, 12, skied into lair and frightened off their mother
• Say sorry! Scottish FA demand apology from Brazil over Neymar incident
• India set to overtake China as world's most populated country after adding 180m people in a decade
• Steady on, Prince charming: Charles gets carried away with Princess Letizia at state dinner in Spain
• April's YOU Reading Group: In Office Hours by Lucy Kellaway
• Hydrogen 'to become a viable alternative to petrol' thanks to new process that makes gas behave like liquid
• Jailed: The cold-blooded killers who attacked a brilliant medical student after he fell into drugs
• Duel of the dromedaries: Afghan camels in wrestling showdowns to celebrate Persian New Year
• Arsenal boost as Wenger welcomes back quartet ahead of Van Persie test
• Hilary Duff raids the bleach bottle as she dyes her hair blonde
• One man's arsenic is another man's mercury: POISON: A SOCIAL HISTORY BY JOEL LEVY
• Oddbins to go into administration after HMRC blocks potential rescue deal
• Health notes: Send spider veins scuttling
• There’s nothing wrong with ageing . . . it’s getting old that finishes you off: YOU’RE LOOKING VERY WELL BY LEWIS WOLPERT & THE WARMTH OF THE HEART PREVENTS YOUR BODY FROM RUSTING BY MARIE DE HENNEZEL
• Scandal as a THIRD of students drop out of university
• The Clintons, Mike Bloomberg and former running mate Walter Mondale pay their respects at Geraldine Ferraro's funeral
• Houllier insists Aston Villa are united as Dunne and Collins prepare to return
• In a taxi with... Radio's Radcliffe and Maconie
• Road pricing would create demand in economy, says Labour peer
• It's a fair way to the next tee, so why not take the travelator if you're feeling below par?
• Economists: Interest rates up after July
• Woman who tortured and killed dozens of family pets in front of her seven children is jailed
• Heir to Spanish throne sparks diplomatic row after telling Prince Charles Gibraltar 'is a problem which must be solved'
• Detectives hunting for Jia's killer release 'moving' image of new suspect
• Make-up masterclass: Hello sunshine
• Bad hair day! Cheryl Cole sports bird's nest do as she larks around for the camera while filming new L'Oreal ad
• Police arrest teenager over shooting of girl, 5, after gunman's target comes forward to help investigation
• Say it with flowers: Sea of over 200,000 blooms ready for Mother's Day
• Bullied 10-year-old who hanged himself 'did not realise what he was doing'
• Meet The Governator: Arnold Schwarzenegger to be immortalised in animated TV series
• Patti Stanger reveals slimline new physique after heartbreak diet
• Too short, too long and definitely too tight: Holly Valance fails to shine in bizarre frock at Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th birthday party
• Northern Exposure: Forget finances... Newcastle must simply avoid the drop
• Rag-tag rebels will not topple Gaddafi by military force, admits U.S. as dictator vows to stay in Libya 'until the end'
• Why men with a pot belly are more likely to go blind
• This life: Rosemary Trollope's vintage memories
• Mortgage defaults rise despite 0.5% rates
• Boy, 12, accused of anti-Muslim hate crime against classmate is a Muslim, claims his dad
• Foreign doctor worked in 14 different hospitals despite not even knowing how to perform CPR
• 'Put the Lockerbie murderer on trial': U.S. families tell 'soft touch' Britain it must bring Gaddafi defector to justice
• Helicopters and aircraft carrier rescue 800 tourists as torrential rain continues to batter Thailand beach resorts
• The Doctor will wed you now: Hugh Laurie's notoriously grumpy House alter ego marries Russian immigrant Dominika
• If looks could kill! Real Housewives star Kyle Richards eyes up enemy Camille Grammer
• Elens Mauli Shapiro: 13 RUE THERESE
• Hunt for the twin paedophiles: Police search for danger brothers on run together
• Hustler fined for not forcing porn stars to wear condoms
• The Firing Line: Houllier hanging on! Villa fans losing faith in Gerard
• Police gun down security guard in a Wild West-style shoot out
• Concerns over economics and social justice as black people 'fall further behind whites'
• Ishikawa to donate winnings this year to Japan earthquake relief fund
• Government figures show sales of petrol at pumps down in recent years
• Karin Altenberg: ISLAND OF WINGS
• Thug, 14, who launched a one-child wave of terror told he will be jailed for five years if he continues to breach ASBO
• Fergie's got a point! Pulis backs United manager over Wembley semi-final furore
• Monica Ali: UNTOLD STORY
• Are cheques worth fighting for?
• Put it on like this, Mario! Dzeko offers team-mate Balotelli a bib of advice...
• Paatelainen leaves Kilmarnock post to take up job as Finland manager
• Top 10 videos of the week: ZZ's still tops, Ribery takes a tumble and more
• OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK
• Got him! Drug-runner wanted in U.S. arrested as DEA agents assist in swoop deep inside Central America
• DYLAN JONES: Care to see the whine list?
• It's a Brad, Brad World: Rachel Zoe's former assistant gets his own reality show on Bravo
• 'Barack and I were not born with silver spoons in our mouths' Michelle Obama hosts International Women's Day dinner
• Knill takes over at Scunthorpe after compensation is agreed with Bury
• Diana would have been 'very, very proud' of William, says Harry
• The Buddha of Suburbia: But shaped hedge sparks a religious hate campaign by villagers
• 'City was right': Bloomberg defends 'body snatch' of 9/11 cancer cop finally laid to rest yesterday
• Same planet, same view, so why do these Russian satellite images of Earth look so different to Nasa's?
• Rooney desperate to end Liverpool's title record for United... and Everton!
• Radiation from Japan's crippled nuclear plant detected in MILK in two U.S. states
• 'Shame on you': Protests as Senate approves Ohio bill weakening union powers
• En garde: French presidential bodyguards reveal latest weapon... a black umbrella that changes into a defensive shield
• Google parks its tanks on Facebook's lawn with '+1' button so users can approve ads and search results
• Teen plunges to his death at rock concert after he gets in football stance, yells 'hike' and crashes through a window
• What about your own backyard? Obesity crusader Michelle Obama's hometown district ranked last for 'healthy behaviour' in the U.S.
• King out for the rest of the season as Redknapp's defensive crisis worsens
• League table cover up: 175 schools fail to enter a single pupil for the five key GCSEs
• Footballer who claimed £1.3m for car crash injuries jailed after he was caught playing again
• Charlie Sheen the rapper: Star and Snoop Dogg 'set to record new single together'
• Fears of mass prison officer strike as Justice Secretary announces three jails are to be privatised
• Handy Andy's Scott to be stopped, warns keeper Carson ahead of Liverpool clash
• The £37,500 belt buckle that thinks it's a watch
• Feeling like you need another holiday? Weekend breaks 'are more relaxing than week away'
• Cream cakes for breakfast: High-fat diet helps girl, 8, to halve her epileptic seizures
• CHICK LIT
• A property with character: Hitler House tweet sparks Internet fad of matching buildings with celebrities
• Dalglish reluctant to rush Gerrard back from injury to help Europe push
• Ian Tomlinson was 'not being confrontational at all' when he was shoved by police officer at the G20 riots
• 'She's a liar and extremely deceitful': Scorned mother's letter to justify cutting her only child out of her £468,000 will
• Microsoft in Google anti-competition complaint to the European Commission
• Mothercare warns consumer demand is 'weaker'
• FIRST NOVELS
• Not much support there! Grey's Anatomy's Ellen Pompeo leaves gym in bizarre cut out purple all in one
• Lucian Freud portrait once owned by 007 creator Ian Fleming to be auctioned for up to £4.5m
• Former South African rugby player accused of triple axe murder in Durban
• Thanks, Sir Alex! Carlisle boss Abbott calls on Fergie to erase Wembley pain
• Swine flu Boo finally goes home after record 480-day stay in children's hospital
• THRILLERS
• Cover to cover
• Italy threatens forced repatriation on flood of North African migrants if European allies don't take 'fair share'
• 'I'm not gay', insists Glee star Matthew Morrison... but he understands why people think so
• Lack of cheap breathing monitors in intensive care is 'causing unnecessary deaths'
• Is the cost of a postage stamp increasing?
• 'iPlayer for radio': Service that lets you listen to recent shows from 200 stations launches
• Does someone need a Wonder bra? Wonder Woman star Adrienne Palicki struggles to stay in her costume
• Pathologist criticised over G20 victim post-mortem suspended for concluding Camden Ripper victim died of heart attack
• Website Of The Week: www.voyage-prive.co.uk
• We'll never forget! Wenger tribute to Rocky on 10th anniversary of death
• The Only Way Is Essex star Lauren Goodger tries to impress the in-laws with an awkward dinner...
• Man sues Monster Energy Drink company after drinking part of a dead mouse in his can
• Pictured: Grieving mother's treasured memory of Sian O'Callaghan in Brownie uniform aged 11
• Is Cameron Diaz going too far? Actress displays bulging biceps as she collects an award at CinemaCon
• A day out Heidi Klum style: Four children, two dogs, one bodyguard and a football - but it still all ends in tears
• Mother-of-two tells children to 'finish your studies' before she is executed with two others for drug smuggling in China
• Fergie snaps up youngster Leao from Man United's Brazilian feeder club
• Never mind Victoria what is Miranda's secret? Model Kerr joins fellow Angels showing off her amazing post-baby figure
• Widnes awarded licence to return to Super League after six-year absence
• Fiance, 29, killed by 'drink-driver' on trip to buy engagement ring
• Lay off Roy! Dalglish insists Hodgson has nothing to prove in Reds reunion
• Hotel's 'fertility chair' sees seven staff fall pregnant in just 18 months
• Tragic teen army recruit killed in quarry tomb-stoning accident 'may have collided with fellow jumper'
• Zenden puts coaching plans on hold and vows to continue playing
• THE INSIDER: It was the first time I'd seen Amanda Holden since she lost her baby, and her eyes filled with tears
• Beware the big investment bubbles
• ‘I am trying to become a better person. I’m trying to become a better person with my kids, a better father': Tiger Woods opens up
• Former NHS director dies after operation is cancelled four times at her own hospital
• Nearly a third of mothers are now working full-time
• Wary Britons dampen TUI summer bookings
• Men and violins: Meet the classical gods who are hitting all the right notes
• Sri Lanka put Vaas and Randiv on standby as doubts arise over Murali and Mathews
• Who dares, speeds: SAS given same rights to break driving laws as the police
• Council launches 'iPoo' app that allows residents to send them pictures of dog mess in bid to clean streets
• Bartley blow as on-loan defender's spell ends with three months out
• Bolton tie down young goalkeeper Bogdan to new three-year deal
• Blues defender Jiranek doubtful for Bolton clash after toe operation
• My Big Fat Gypsy Baby: Gypsy Weddings star Sam Norton reveals she is pregnant
• Here's a fishy tail! Dogs sculpted into works of art for extreme grooming contests
• Speed read: Minimalist one-hit wonder perfumes
• Former Labour MP Jim Devine jailed for 16 months for fiddling his expenses
• Like father like son! Van Persie shown how it's done by his kid Shaqueel, 4
• Heil Kitler! First it was the house that looks like Adolf, now we bring you the cats of the furred Reich
• Neymar could snub summer move to Chelsea after revealing Barca dream
• Town where hens ruled the roost: Police swoop to round up feathered gang who caused chaos for three years
• Man mauled to death by pack of dogs in New Mexico desert
• Junior Isas to get £3k limit from November
• Olympic Stadium threat as guard is arrested after explosives 'are found'
• Busting out all over: Christina Hendricks almost spills out of her corset as she launches Vivienne Westwood store in LA
• How rich is Lady Gaga?
• Google Doodle pays tribute to Bunsen Burner inventor's 200th birthday
• Southgate: I'm the man to ease club v country tensions in new FA role
• At least it's not 100th! Heathrow rated 99th worst airport in new league table
• The soldiers are armed with bows and arrows: Martin Bell on why the fledgling nation of South Sudan is already in a deadly crisis
• Shoppers rely on BOGOFs and other discounts as consumer crunch hits the high street
• DeGale sets sights on becoming world champion by the end of the year
• New biodegradable golf ball for use on cruise ships made from lobster shells
• Scotch whisky makers toast success
• You can't run for president looking like that! Oprah offers to make over Donald Trump's hair
• Corporate hospitality to stay legal under Bribery Act
• Doctors twice missed my ectopic pregnancy... and then called me for 12-week scan after I lost my baby
• Wihongi drugs storm as Sale prop lands four-month ban over failed test
• Lazard Global Equity Income: Diverse dividends
• How Matt Hampson is inspiring Oakham ahead of Twickenham
• Economy hopes sparked by services growth
• Ryanair blames bad weather compensation claims for £2 ticket hike
• Friedel warns Wilshere and co they'll regret not playing in the Olympics
• PFA chief Taylor: Why aren't there more black British managers in football?
• Come and have a go if you think you're small enough: Boy with dwarfism told he's too tiny to fight hunts for opponents
• FTSE close: Banks, Dixons down; Miners up
• As violent as the pros: Shame of high school ice hockey mass brawl which left one player with a broken jaw
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• Back on show: Tilikum the killer whale performs for SeaWorld crowds for first time since death of his trainer
• That's a wrap! Vanessa Hudgens celebrates Sucker Punch premiere but remains tight lipped about relationship with co-star Josh
• Benayoun ready for Chelsea's run-in after comeback from six months out
• Rio should have demanded answers from Fabio over armband, says Robson
• Nationwide: House prices rising again
• Schlee hungry for more growth at Pret
• Hospital visitor facing jail for shocking 'kung-fu' kick attack on two midwives
• Tullow Oil to sell two Uganda stakes
• Thigh's the limit as Kerry Katona flashes a lot of leg as she leaves Children's Champions Awards
• 20 police officers dismissed for using force computer to spy on neighbours and partners
• Tottenham closing in on summer move for £15m Ipswich teen star Wickham
• Centrica and Valiant rethink North Sea projects
• Ofcom plans to cut broadband and landline prices (only days after BT put up line rental for the THIRD time in a year)
• Guedioura makes comeback to provide a timely boost for Wolves' survival bid
• Asian youths sent on £2,000 jaunt to Blackpool to avoid clashes at Right-wing march jailed for car park fight
• A grand day out: Peter Andre takes his children to Chessington World Of Adventures - and films it all for his TV show
• EU's £35 cat tax on way in a year
• No need to lose weight ahead of your beach holiday... just buy a slimsuit
• Do you forget names at a party? You may be having too much fun, say scientists
• James Murdoch third in line at News Corp
• Teenage cyclist who almost died after being impaled on railings is told to pay for the damage by council
• 'I thought they were Swedish Fish,' jokes Katie Holmes as she explains why she bought Penis Gummies for Suri
• England footballer Jack Wilshere to become a father at 19
• People haven't forgotten about me! Villa flop Pires considers MLS offers
• Anglo Irish record loss reignites bailout fears
• Breaking up BAA
• What's in a name? Villagers complain to businessman about Nice Baps bakery
• Bank raises alarm on mortgage bills after shock rise in defaults
• Average British adult is so unhealthy 'they are left wheezing from walking up the stairs'
• Fighter jet’s engine explodes on U.S. aircraft carrier in million-dollar accident that injures 10
• Food labels use 'poetic license' to fool shoppers
• Hodgson hammers Mexico as Vela could miss crunch clash with Liverpool
• Anger as schools ban Gideon Bibles to avoid upsetting other faiths
• Ed Miliband to marry long-term partner Justine Thornton - but David won't be best man
• Father Jack! Wilshere's ex-girlfriend pregnant with England star's child
• Vickers commission should split banks
• Bill Gates 'ripped off' partner, memoir claims
• FTSE in-depth: Katherine the great is raided
• Auditors 'failed to raise alarm' over credit crisis
• 50,000 log on for night-time debt advice
• Was it a Benidorm wedding? Comedian Johnny Vegas reportedly marries girlfriend Maia Dunphy in Spain
• One in five smartphone users do their shopping using the device's apps
• Barclays boss Diamond 'happy to be in London'
• £8m golden hello for new Lloyds boss
• Pictured: Last images of mother-of-three found strangled in church septic tank... and her in-laws could face murder charges
• FTSE 100 preview: US jobs boost for shares
• Retailers still struggling on a dire High Street
• What the back pages say: Fergie risks more FA fury after ref criticism as Silva reveals he only joined City to help cash-strapped Valencia
• Now families face a £430 hike in energy bills as ministers admit smart meter pricing mistakes
• What's in a name? Victoria Beckham said to be going over the moon naming her little baby girl
• Teenage shark attack victim Bethany Hamilton is all grown up at Soul Surfer Hollywood premiere
• Bogus Hollywood agent who conned £500,000 from budding authors was actually a former cinema manager from Ilfracombe
• Forget British royalty: How Kate Middleton is related to George Washington
• Newspaper produced by Capt Scott's team as he battled his way back from the South Pole to go on sale
• 'Hello Boys' Wonderbra billboards voted Britain's most iconic advert of all time
• 'Money is empty': Why philanthropist bought paintings worth £15m from the Church of England ... and then promptly gave them back
• American Idol's Hayley Reinhart steals the show as Casey Abrams proves why he deserved to be saved in Elton John night
• Leg-baring 90210 star Shenae Grimes takes the ripped jeans looks to another level
• Two-thirds of most vital military supplies to soldiers on the front line 'arrive late'
• Night flights from UK's biggest airports could be grounded to reduce noise for residents
• At last, embattled Sandra Bullock manages to raise a smile
• Monster truck pulls off a monster feat as it manages a extremely rare backflip
• Water companies coming clean with plans to publish warnings of sewage spills at beaches
• What's your number? Gavin Rossdales's fatherly pride as Kingston gets his first phone number from a girl
• Hooded Beyonce tries to go incognito days after dumping father as her manager
• The £3,000 tax-free Junior Isa that allows children to invest in the stock market
• Investigation launched after 70 students get sick in ONE day finds school food for entire district kept in rat-infested barn
• Donald Trump to be a grandfather AGAIN as his son announces his wife is expecting
• Labour MP forced to apologise over 'Jews again' remark during Israeli arrest warrant debate
• The 100-year battle to make Fukushima safe: Grim prediction as brave workers expect to 'die within weeks'
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Art mirrors life for Tessa Jowell
• Why we'll go an extra mile for our friends... and for the success of humans as a species
• Why the class of Ozil shows Capello and England the way to go
• 'I wonder what ring he got her... I got a ruby': Ed Norton's ex Courtney Love reveals he is engaged to long-term girlfriend
• 'The two loves of my life': Rachel Zoe reveals first picture of baby Skyler in family photo
• Olympic stadium guard arrested after 'Semtex discovery' in Games security alert
• Prison 'awash with drink and drugs' before riot caused £3m damage
• STEPHEN GLOVER: Why are our judges covering up the sleazy behaviour of public figures?
• Elton John throws back to comic Benny Hill for his Saturday Night Live hosting duties
• Landmark win for assault case teacher: Police to pay £1,000 for arrest over pupil's claim
• We prisoners had an unwritten rule. Steal another man's clothes and you'd get a hiding. Steal a man's bread and you'd die: The chilling testimony from the Gulags' forgotten victims
• Give poorer pupils a university leg-up, says Tory minister