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• Absent-minded pensioner wins $182million in state lottery... but nearly forgot that she'd bought the ticket
• Salford 16 Wigan 32: Gleeson heads for exit as Warriors stroll
• Chronic knee pain forces the Queen to give up horseriding
• Kick off! Justin Bieber boots dancer in the throat as he opens My World UK tour
• Now troubled $65m Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark musical is hit with three safety violations
• Newcastle 31 Harlequins 18: Falcons ease relegation fears with victory
• A nation of secret telly addicts: Brits watch FOUR hours of TV a day... but we think we only watch three
• Hull 42 Crusaders 18: Tickle gives Agar something to smile about
• 'Let's get Britain making things again': George Osborne plots manufacturing revival with recreation of 'enterprise zones' and £100m business tax cuts
• Nasri: Arsenal will win the league, United are running scared of us
• Catholic priest launches drunken, expletive-filled sermon... while shackled in a police cell
• Harlequins 10 Huddersfield 18: Giants take top spot in Super League
• Axe 'must fall on unfair gold-plated public sector pensions'
• Clone food could be sold without warning labels as Eurocrats force change in the law
• Jane Krakowski keeps her bump snug in a huge puffy jacket on 30 Rock set
• Town hall fat cats should be ashamed of their bloated pay packets, says Eric Pickles
• Knifeman targets Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho at Spanish airport
• Slumdog Millionaire child star loses all her Oscar memorabilia as fire rips through slum she still calls home
• Kolo: 'I've been so stupid' - Manchester City star took wife's diet pill to fight flab
• Pussycat In Boots: Nicole Scherzinger steps out in a pair of kinky over-the-knee boots
• Love conquers all: One man's determination to prove doctors wrong when his cyclist girlfriend was given up for dead after being hit by truck
• It's top secret: Phil Neville reveals the things you never knew
• First Twitter libel costs singer Courtney Love £260,000
• Sofia Vergara shows off her figure in a transparent lace minidress on dinner date
• David Arquette rushed to hospital after head-on car crash
• Allotment gardeners see their rents treble as town halls exploit huge demand for plots
• Toure ban will hand us a Euro boost, claims Spurs boss Redknapp
• Engage Super League: Your weekend guide to all the action
• Clegg to hold crisis talks after Barnsley by-election 'kicking'
• British poised to send in spies and troops to help Libyan rebels fight against Gaddafi
• Have you got those washday blues, Mr Clapton? Legendary guitarist with £125m fortune heads to laundrette
• Des Kelly: Lunatics really have taken over the game - they must be stopped
• Police probe 'sex assault' after naked fancy dress party at Yale University
• Bodyguard stabbed as knifeman launches attack on former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho
• Julianne Moore puts her luxury New York home on the market for $12.5m
• Tottenham keeper Alnwick joins Championship side Doncaster on loan
• Prince Andrew's big mistake: Humiliated Duke of York vows to end friendship with billionaire paedophile
• Benefits cheat UK: Court sees a staggering 23 cases of welfare fraud in just ONE DAY
• Aviva Premiership Rugby : Your guide to all the weekend action
• Pregnant Jessica Alba takes her little sweetheart Honor for a walk
• No chance of payout for Bradford & Bingley investors
• Now that's a coffee break: Courteney Cox soaks up the sun in between filming Cougar Town
• Sam Turner's essential weekend betting guide and other top tips
• Former Liverpool striker Fowler sounds out Preston over return home
• Andy Townsend's boot room: All the Premier League match previews
• Catholic schoolboys rally in SUPPORT of corporal punishment
• Why an arranged marriage 'is more likely to develop into lasting love'
• Jewellers found guilty of staging Snatch-like heist on own store with thugs dressed as Hasidic Jews in copycat plot to film
• Watch the belly! Glowing Emma Bunton looks swell at charity fundraiser
• Professional agencies marketing empty homes to SQUATTERS (And they'll even help you break in for a fee)
• Stoke defender Faye set for summer move to Turkey
• AMANDA PLATELL: Jamie Oliver's dream has exposed a very real nightmare
• Paul Nicholls: Your essential guide to all the weekend racing
• Manchester City captain Carlos Tevez and girlfriend back on track after affair allegations
• MARKET REPORT by GEOFF FOSTER: ITV tunes in to the Footsie elite
• Derby sign keeper Duke as cover after Bywater joins Cardiff
• Leeds coach McDermott's not tough, he's a right softie, says Wolves boss Smith
• Ricky Hatton steps in to rescue brother Matthew's title bid
• Manchester City check out Udinese stars Sanchez and Zapata
• SUNDERLAND ON SATURDAY: Footsie feels like home for foreign firms
• 'I have to work hard to maintain my figure': New model on the block reveals what it's REALLY like to be plus-size
• Attack of the flying saucers! How six 'UFOs' sparked a nationwide panic when they landed in Britain in 1967
• Elderly driver caught on video jumping a curb, driving across oncoming traffic and smashing into a house
• Hollywood businessman spends $310,000 to clone his two dead pet dogs Wolfie and Bubble
• Now he's McDreamy: Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey pulls on his racing leathers
• INVESTMENT EXTRA: Put your trust in China for growth
• From NY to Twickers: How Corbisiero took the stage as the hip hop prop
• Forget Gaddafi. Blair's NEW best friend is a despot guilty of even bloodier slaughter
• The final insult: Convicted sex offender sues 11-year-old victim's mother for naming and shaming him on the web
• High school student with hedge fund ambitions and top GPA 'hacked into system and sold classmates higher grades'
• Demi Moore goes from chic to geek as she takes time off from her promotional tour
• Aston Villa lead £15m chase for Lille striker Gervinho
• US economy boosted by job creation as unemployment falls to two-year low
• HARRIET SERGEANT: Bad girls - an investigation into a new breed of young women every bit as alienated, violent and brutally sexualised as the worst male yob
• Why Galliano imploded: The fashion king is now in rehab fighting his obsession with his own Jewish roots
• The fainting fits of Reginald Perrin: Author of the famous 70s sitcom suffers from blackouts caused by stress
• Morrisons is primed for £1bn buyback
• Thanks to the body lift, I was able to get rid of my saggy skin after losing 9-and-a-half stone
• DR ELLIE CANNON: Fevers...what every parent should know
• Ocado set to deliver maiden annual profit despite gloom
• How the brilliance of brain surgeons saved my little girl...and inspired the flawed hero of James Nesbitt's new TV drama
• MARK SEDDON: Will the price of power for Clegg be the death of the Lib Dems?
• To HRT or not to HRT: From brisk walks to butter beans, how to manage the menopause
• NFL season-wrecking lockout still looms as talks over $9billion fortune at stake are extended
• Farewell, Deano: Tributes for former Bradford, Wolves and Spurs star
• Takeover bonanza for Sky's chief executive Jeremy Darroch
• Which online supermarket truly delivers? Our secret shopper put them to the test
• Ten things I hate about you! Those little habits that drive the opposite sex mad
• Martin Sorrell fears for the West's slow rebound
• Ofili shatters Ennis record in silver run at European Indoor Championships
• Chocks away! The three-wheeled Morgan flier that zips along at 115mph
• Coalition's tourism strategy blasted
• Diet pills gave me heart disease: Michelle Heaton reveals how obsession with slimming gave her terrifying cardiac condition
• 90-hour week for just $72: Ford parts supplier accused of virtual slave labour
• Madonna mark II: After parading her 14-year-old daughter in an outfit almost as shameless as her own, is the queen of pop creating a grotesque new double act?
• Why the BBC's new face of religion believes God had a WIFE
• His mistress behaved like a real trouper... but he threw her to the dogs: Paddy Ashdown's right-hand man on the scandal that came to define the Lib Dem leader
• QUENTIN LETTS: Bowler hats ready! The FO's on the march
• After the humiliation against Ireland, Trott says: Watch us turn this around
• WILLIAM REES-MOGG: No planes, no ships means no no-fly zone
• COMMENT by ALEX BRUMMER: Oil and rate rises do not mix
• I'd dreamt of candlelit meals. But I was with a different man from the one who went away
• PETRONELLA WYATT: Swimming with the loan sharks
• The Ludlum Conspiracy: Was the master storyteller and creator of the blockbuster Bourne movies murdered by his gold-digging wife?
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes share an affectionate hug as Suri plays nearby
• Was Henry VIII to blame for his wives’ miscarriages? Monarch had rare blood disease that also sent him mad
• After watching all of Britain's 1,000 TV stations in 24 hours, our couch potato was left channel hopping mad
• Young sperm whale washed up on Kent coast had 'starved to death'
• BEL MOONEY: I know it's time to go, but how do I say: 'I'm leaving?'
• Carragher exclusive: What he really thinks of Fergie, Neville and United
• Victoria's Secret's new girl Kylie Bisutti shows her wares in racy FHM shoot
• 'We'll never turn anyone away': PM says 'humanitarian' NHS will give free treatment to patients from all over the world
• Sleepy in the States: One in 20 admit to falling asleep at the wheel
• Championship managers beware! Promotion damages your career
• Heather Locklear's youthful face is line-free and glowing as she approaches 50
• Couple 'savagely beat son, three, for wetting his pants... then ordered pizza and watched a movie as he slowly died'
• Scumbags welcome!: Church's controversial billboard attracting criticism
• Say hello to Flo: Cameron christens his cutie - and she gives her first wave to the cameras
• Spotted! The elusive Sunda clouded leopard of Sumatra is caught on film for the first time
• International Man Of Mystery Mike Myers reveals secret wedding FIVE months ago
• Portuguese model may plead insanity over 'castrating and murdering' celebrity journalist
• Six steps to make the classic pancake
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: All the action from Liverpool v Manchester United and Wolves v Spurs
• At Her Majesty's pleasure: Queen gets taste of life behind bars as she inspects police cell
• Did serial axe monster murder FIVE women? Detectives use his macabre artwork to try to establish fate of other 'victims'
• The ice immigrants: Lorry driver of chiller truck discovers 15 freezing stowaways aiming for Britain
• Flash as a pancake: Apple crêpes with Calvados cream
• Torres: I'll rock Blackpool! Chelsea's £50m striker is ready to break his duck
• Flash as a pancake: Mini chocolate pancakes
• Welsh vote Yes to increase powers of Assembly as First Minister hails 'historic day'
• Picture special tribute to the world's most boring leader: Kim Jong Il - the man who looks at things
• Paedophile, 78, undergoes castration in deal to get out of jail
• PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE: Arsenal held by Sunderland as West Ham easily dispatch Stoke to climb out the bottom three - as it happened
• Audrina Patridge shares her secrets to balancing fame and a family life in her new reality show
• Flash as a pancake: Orange and ricotta pancake parcels with blueberries
• Joan Rivers's daughter Melissa on life with the caustic comedienne
• How Mubarak has his name stitched into the pinstripes of his suit (but did the tailor spell it wrong?)
• IHT threshold should have risen to £560k
• Don't panic over EU ruling, retirees told
• Flash as a pancake: Chicken and courgette hotcakes with a quick tomato sauce
• Internet predator had sex with underage teenager after approaching 1,000 girls on Facebook
• Super Scott scoops player of the month prize as Wenger is named top boss
• Britain embarrassed again: Jaziri draws first blood for minnows Tunisia
• Do be quiet dear! It's MEN who suffer from sleepless nights due to their snoring partners
• 'He saved my life,' Paris Hilton reveals boyfriend Cy Waits rescued her from a knife-wielding intruder
• CHRIS EVANS: Gaddafi Duck? He's got more in common with Michael Jackson than Mussolini
• Primary school dinner lady jailed for six years after having sex with boy, 12
• Cheryl Cole's beauty secret: £2 High Street cream helps X Factor star keep her skin smooth
• Man fights off wild bobcat with a wooden plank and a broom after it attacks his wife and dog
• Foreclosures hit the big leagues as former NBA and NFL stars now face losing their million-dollar mansions
• Lennon says sorry to Celtic board for row with McCoist in bad-tempered Rangers clash
• Rising deaths at ski resorts across Europe blamed on overcrowded slopes and booze culture
• Kolo has never taken drugs and never would, insists father of Manchester City defender Toure
• How the tone of your voice speaks volumes about how faithful you will be
• Egypt's new prime minister tells protesters he is 'of the people' and will resign if he fails
• The face of teenager beaten so badly by her 6ft 2in boxer boyfriend medics could not tell if she was a boy or girl
• Maybe those jogging bottoms are a bit too big… Justin Bieber struggles to keep his trousers up
• FULHAM v Blackburn: Zamora poised to feature after making full recovery
• Shamed: Britain's four worst Isas for 2011
• Stroke victim has feeding tube removed and is left to die of starvation because she has no health insurance
• Parental guidance: Are you a pushy or a cushy mother?
• City diary: What's in store for week ahead
• Four die as soldiers turn heavy machine guns on Yemeni protesters
• Indian politician's £14m wedding for his son... complete with 18,000 guests and a replica Rajastani palace
• It's us or City! Spurs boss Redknapp ready for Champions League battle with Mancini
• Cable guy's a hero: Time Warner door-to-door salesman honoured after he rescues baby savaged by pit bull
• 'People were bidding on me': Humiliated black boy, 10, is cast as slave in mock auction at school
• Cash-strapped League One side Plymouth enter administration
• Is she worth it? L'Oreal's Feria ambassador Beyonce advises teenage girls to NEVER colour their own hair
• Young Justin Bieber attempts to earn pocket money as a busker... just before he hit the big time
• Indian steel manager is 'burned alive' by fired employees after signing their dismissal letters
• Memento of a mission: Space walking astronaut gets out his camera to take the ultimate tourist snap
• WEST HAM v Stoke: Grant with no new worries ahead of Potter clash
• 'She screamed for help and banged on the window': Final moments of girl, 5, 'murdered by father' after being driven into icy river
• 'Inert' vintage grenade that was actually live sparks emergency evacuation
• Banks 'must pay for mortgage internal error' and not ask consumers to do it
• Saracens issue proposals to transform Copthall Stadium
• London Irish boost front row with new deals for Rautenbach and Ion
• Winning... in real estate: Charlie Sheen 'splashes $7.5m on Beverly Hills home'
• Alaskan oil companies sue U.S. government... for handing too much land to polar bears
• Armed robber who stole £40m in Britain's biggest ever gems heist is jailed for 21 years
• Teenage mother escapes jail after baby drowned in bath while she checked Facebook
• WOLVES v Tottenham: Edwards and Jones amongst a string of absentees
• QPR confirm sale talks but chief Bhatia refuses to sell his stake in the club
• The free iPad app that lets scientists move molecules around onscreen during experiments
• Wenger puts Barcelona to the back of his mind and claims he is obsessed with beating Sunderland
• Romantic rendezvous à Paris: Miranda Kerr celebrates her return to the runway with Orlando and dinner for two
• Birmingham v WEST BROMWICH: Dorrans' fitness a cause for concern
• The Morph-like doll that doubles up as a mobile phone
• That's one boy who will never be short of first mates: Designer creates ultimate pirate bedroom for lucky six-year-old
• The children who are so neglected they start school 'without even knowing their own name'
• New Zealand will stage ALL World Cup matches insist tournament chiefs
• Food book of the week: A pop star is born!
• 'Gentle' minister found dead in his own church next to severely beaten assistant after body is spotted through window
• I never said that! Ireland denies slamming Aston Villa and Birmingham
• Hornets boss Mackay pens new deal to stay at club until 2014
• Lembit Opik launches bid to be London mayor... despite his party not selecting him
• Wisconsin lawmaker tackled to the ground by police as he tried to enter the state Capitol
• Mo Farah powers into European Indoor 3000m final with plenty to spare
• Just wizard! Warner Bros announces plans for UK Harry Potter studio tour
• Forget haute couture… Katie Holmes poses for cheesy catalogue shoot
• Interiors special: Purely yours
• Taking matters into her own hands: Mother arrested after 'slapping boy who was bullying her son'
• Hyde Park calling: Sportsmail man sets off on his tough triathlon challenge
• The show must go on...but not for John Galliano: Disgraced designer's own label will be scaled down at Paris Fashion Week (but over at Dior there's not an empty seat in the house)
• Blackpool v CHELSEA: Luiz and Mikel Obi likely to be fit for trip to the Seasiders
• England can go on a winning Trott despite embarrassing loss to Ireland
• Recipe: Mash
• Does she need the money? Oscar winner Whoopi Goldberg's new role... advertising incontinence pads
• Chelsea crock Benayoun targets Stoke clash for long-awaited comeback
• Clydesdale defies Ombudsman over shortfalls
• Time on your side with this Super Sport watch
• Advertising giant WPP profits topped £1bn in 2010
• Recipe: Chicken, leek and tarragon pie
• Is that Kim Kardashian? Socialite takes inspiration from Nicki Minaj for Jam music video in black and red wig
• NBA hits London and top stars want Team GB to be part of London 2012
• MPs' anger over 'ill-conceived' social engineering experiments that will deny top university places to middle-class pupils
• Interiors special: A la smart
• Moyes rubbishes claims from Fellaini's dad that Everton are to blame for injury
• Recipe: Scotch egg pie
• China sparks fresh security fears after announcing military budget will rise by 13 per cent
• Robbie and Claudine Keane pay final respects to footballer Dean Richards at emotional funeral service
• 'Who hit my baby?:' Mother 'barged on to school bus and forcefully slapped a child' who was bullying her son
• Lady Gaga sues Covent Garden shop over ‘Baby Gaga’ flavour human breast ice cream
• Shamed in court: Attention-seeking charity worker who hurled chemical in his own face... and then blamed innocent schoolboys
• Recipe: Haddock, bacon and pea pie
• The five best balance transfer credit cards
• West Indies team bus stoned by angry fans after Bangladesh are thrashed
• No warning signs in case of devout Christian boy, 12, who 'shot his parents dead, stabbed sister in the back and brother in the genitals'
• ARSENAL v Sunderland: Wenger without skipper Fabregas and Song
• Derrick Bird killed fellow taxi driver in shotgun rampage after victim slashed his tyres
• King's shilling: The 'lucky' George VI coin friend gave Colin Firth to help him win Oscar
• Children among the victims as bomb kills nine in Pakistan mosque food queue
• Jon Cryer gets his first job since Two And A Half Men... as Ellen DeGeneres' receptionist
• Time to end great savings rate cover-up
• Liverpool v MANCHESTER UNITED: Brown set to start in patched up defence
• Father ordered to pay £1,700 to clean cement mixer that killed his son
• Reds boss Dalglish: I'm ready to face Manchester United
• 'I no longer hope for audacity': Matt Damon turns against Obama as President loses his celebrity friends
• Northampton Town move swiftly to appoint Johnson as new manager
• 'I'm free!' Baby turtle's delight as he's released into the ocean for the first time
• Revealed: The mystery knitter who made toys for sick children
• Gaga over the girl: Lady Gaga is brought to tears during a duet onstage with her biggest fan, the ten-year-old YouTube sensation
• Wikileaks 'whistleblower' was stripped and left naked in cell overnight TWICE by Marines to 'stop him hanging himself'
• Mike Huckabee attacks Natalie Portman for her out-of-wedlock pregnancy... and then backtracks
• Toure finds a friend in Wenger after Manchester City defender fails drugs test
• Police investigated by watchdog over complaints by 'Muslim convert' wife murdered by abusive husband
• Ipswich Town! First words uttered by football fan, 20, after waking from her coma
• Virgin Bank to compete on savings this summer
• My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding almost got me killed, says star Paddy Doherty
• Pensioner faces £20,000 fine after losing 18-month battle with council after installing 'wrong type' of white front door
• Border Agency worker jailed after writing fake letters which allowed asylum seekers to stay in UK
• VIDEO: Referee dishes out 36 red cards in Argentina after pitch battle gets out of hand
• 'They're sexually kinky folks': Professor defends live sex toy demonstration for Northwestern University students
• Bolton v ASTON VILLA: Collins could be risked in Houllier's injury hit defence
• Please help me walk: Boy ,5, makes heartfelt plea on YouTube to raise funds for life-changing surgery
• Man United favourites to land Neuer after Germany No 1 is taunted by Bayern Munich fans
• Major Libyan oil plant ablaze as rebellions erupt in Tripoli after Friday prayers
• Celtic accept four-game ban for manager Lennon after appeal
• Blues charged over crowd violence during Carling Cup clash against Villa
• United boss Ferguson to appeal FA charge over comments on ref Atkinson after Chelsea defeat
• Man held over murder of teenage mother found under floorboards is sectioned under Mental Health Act
• Why you won't be getting your claws into a McLobster
• £1.3m spent on speed cameras on Britain’s most dangerous road but NO drivers have been caught
• She's aged well: Face of incredibly preserved 700-year-old mummy found by chance by Chinese road workers
• Gold 'vulnerable' to world economic recovery
• New cars' sales fall less than expected in February
• Wolves v TOTTENHAM: Van der Vaart and Bale ruled out of Molineux clash
• Recipe: Duck, chorizo and red pepper pie
• 88-year-old victim of the 'Night Stalker' tells jury how he prayed for a quick death
• Turkey blocks Google Blogger in football broadcasting row
• Oh, so you're selling jeans, Miss Jagger! Mick's model girl draws attention to her wares
• Mystery of the poisoned cats: Five die in THREE DAYS in just one street
• Boris Becker's wife Lilly shows off her impressive muscular physique on family holiday
• Interiors special: Luxe in focus
• Twenty-five people take it in turns to perform CPR for NINETY minutes to keep man who collapsed after heart attack alive
• 'Business as usual' for British tourists in Tunisia despite flood of Libyans
• Rodney King pulled over by police almost 20 years to the day since his arrest and savage beating sparked riots in LA
• Recipe: Three cheese, spinach and potato pie
• 'If it wasn't for my wife I would have quit rugby': How Lewis 'Mad Dog' Moody came back from injury to become England captain
• Newcastle v EVERTON: Moyes without Fellaini and Cahill
• Father who walked out on daughter a year before her mother let her starve to death wins legal aid to sue council
• Food: Praise to the pie
• Red faces at Nasa as it finally launches $424m Glory satellite... and it crashes into the ocean
• Birmingham in need of a cash boost to keep in the black
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Ashley Cole and the scandals that football kept quiet... until now!
• Tiny the abandoned terrier to train as diabetes detection dog after revealing life-saving gift
• Gentle giant spokesman for high-calorie burger chain Heart Attack Grill dies at just 29... of pneumonia
• Car sales resilient after scrappage boost ends
• Interiors special: The feeling's neutral
• Web exclusive recipe: No-fuss lasagne pie
• LIVERPOOL v Manchester United: Carroll in line to make Reds debut
• Man who left baby with cerebral palsy after tossing it into air like rag doll is jailed for JUST 18 MONTHS
• What Isa funds are investors choosing?
• Ocado sales grow as it attracts more middle-income customers
• Ship carrying £100m to Gaddafi regime is intercepted in British waters
• The b**** is back! Britney Spears sends bold message to her fans as she declares her new album is better than ever
• Amy De Vine's hot bottle: A classy 'Cru' Beaujolais
• 'It's traumatising': Kourtney Kardashian opens up about her sadness over stopping breastfeeding son Mason
• Manchester City v WIGAN: Latics only without Boyce for trip to Eastlands
• Schoolboy rugby player dies of heart attack during game - the second teen to do so in less than 3 days
• Dearly departed: Chinese businessman gives his mother a £470,000 send-off, with stretch limos and a marching band
• Miley Cyrus exposes moustache fetish while wearing faux facial hair on Jimmy Fallon show
• Police officer in shotgun barrister siege will face misconduct hearing over 'crass remark' about inserting song titles in inquest evidence
• Commuters face more strike misery as court victory gives unions green light to let millions of workers walk out
• Arsenal v SUNDERLAND: Welbeck may feature as Black Cats look to avoid fifth straight defeat
• Mayor of Slovak town causes outrage with solution for stray dog problem… inviting gypsies to eat them
• Interiors special: Eat, play, love
• Toure stays away from Manchester City training as defender speaks to legal team over failed drugs test
• Chaos on campus: Riot police rush in as eight students chain themselves to fourth floor balcony at University of California
• Ronaldo a major injury doubt for Champions League clash with Lyon
• Swearing sailor who was banned from owning a TV after foul-mouthed rants gets reprieve - but he'll still spend a year in jail
• Beauty Bible beauty clinic
• Northern Exposure: Sunderland boss Bruce confident of bouncing back
• McGeechan primed for west country derby as play-off battle gathers pace
• Rent our your home for the Royal Wedding
• NEWCASTLE v Everton: Ameobi set to return to squad but Barton fitness uncertain
• Ocado delivers good Christmas report
• Bangladesh skittled for record-low total as West Indies thrash lame Tigers
• Denise Richards bans 'unstable' Charlie Sheen from seeing their daughters as she's left 'disgusted' by his behaviour
• Ipswich Town! The first words uttered by football fan, 20, after waking from her coma
• European Commission expresses concern after 10 journalists arrested over Turkish 'coup' plot
• Antarctic ice sheet built from the bottom up and not just by snow falling on top, claim climate change scientists
• Ad giant WPP sees revenues rocket in 2010
• Black day for Zimbabwe as New Zealand storm to 10-wicket win
• Delph defends under-fire Houllier in team selection row
• The £220,000 council chief who has spent £14,000 of taxpayers' money on her own 'coach'
• Record lottery sales as Britons gamble on £64m double jackpot win (but, if no luck, there are still £1.1bn in UNCLAIMED prizes)
• Massacre on the Ivory Coast: 'Six women protesters killed' in hail of gunfire as country spirals into civil war
• BIRMINGHAM v West Bromwich: Ferguson and Gardner struggling to be fit
• Fletcher joins United stayers as midfielder pens new four-year deal
• Decoy police cars parked at petrol stations in bid to beat 'drive-offs' as fuel theft soars
• Courtney Love's Twitter rants cost her $430,000 in first ever 'Twibel' case
• Police officer charged over 'sexual activity with women he met while on duty'
• 'Birmingham is a c**p city and Houllier didn't want me!' Ireland's Villa hell
• Worse than Eddie the Eagle? Briton barred from ski championships... because he can't jump far enough
• Seventies glam rocks: From quirky accessories to bold prints, the decade is back with a modern twist
• Carragher looks for positives after recovering from dislocated shoulder
• BLACKPOOL v Chelsea: Holloway without banned Adam and Campbell
• Bitter pill for English as prescriptions rise again... just days after Scotland made them free
• Abramovich ponders shock return to Chelsea for Hammers boss Grant
• Review: Fight Night Champion (PS3)
• Best of British? Damien Hirst's shark bites back at Tate exhibition to celebrate 2012 Olympics
• Villa rocked by Dunne injury blow as defender is ruled out for a month
• Trinity Mirror issues gloomy prognosis
• Nani calls for a strong run-in as Man United target silverware
• More problems for Mancini as City boss admits: Balotelli won't listen to me
• West Ham v STOKE: Etherington and Pennant in race to regain fitness
• The calm after the storms: After last year's devastating floods, Madeira's fortunes are looking bright
• Secretive commodities giant Glencore posts 40pc profits rise
• Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton enjoy triple date with Michael Caine and Andrew Lloyd Webber
• FTSE close: Serco rise; WPP, TUI down
• House prices falling at fastest rate since 2009 as costs plummet 0.9% in a MONTH
• 'I don't want him back that's for sure': Katie Price insists she's over Peter Andre... so why can't she stop talking about him?
• Review: Wireless TDK WR700 headphones
• Fulham v BLACKBURN: Samba returns with Rochina poised for debut
• Boozy British tourists drink more on holiday than any other European nation
• Wilshere is a cyber-bully! McLeish blasts Arsenal ace over Twitter rant
• As Kolo Toure faces a ban for failing a drugs test, Sportsmail looks back at football's most high-profile drug-related suspensions
• Tesco pushes deeper into US markets as it attempts to challenge Asda
• Murdoch waits to pounce on Sky
• Jennifer Lopez shows off her toned abs in stomach-baring shirt as she celebrates with American Idol's Top 13
• Do the continental! Homes near the Eurostar are hot property for cross-Channel commuters
• Yours for £9.99, the £5 coin to mark Kate and Wills's wedding
• 'I can't waltz...I can only belly dance': Ruby, girl at centre of Berlusconi sex scandal, causes outrage at Vienna Opera Ball
• Puyol winning fitness race for Arsenal clash as Barca skipper trains again
• MANCHESTER CITY v Wigan: Kompany to return with Toure suspended
• Government launches drive to encourage more visitors to Britain
• Charlie Bean rejects early rise in base rate...but ECB eyes hike
• Milan set to rival Arsenal in race to sign Saints starlet Oxlade-Chamberlain
• Father arrested after clipping his son, 13, round the ear while police quizzed boy over burglary
• 'Avoid alcoholic drink' advice branded too confusing in medicine label shake-up
• Clash of the Day: Referee sets world record by showing 36 red cards in a single game (one for all the players, subs and coaches)
• Sainsbury's goes into children's books publishing
• BOLTON v Aston Villa: Trotters boss Coyle with no new concerns
• She's not a lumberjack and it's not okay: Woman, 25, barred from Only Way Is Essex star's nightclub over 'log worker dress'
• Kalou: Chelsea are still in the hunt for another double
• Their last journey: Tragic bomb dog Theo in line for an 'animal VC' as he and his master's body are flown home together
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• Glass ceiling now smashed, official figures show
• United legend Cantona: Kung-Fu kick on fan was the highlight of my career
• Halifax: Property market 2.8% down
• Kelly Osbourne steps out in fashion forward chunky heels... and the legs aren't too bad either
• Jeremy Hunt's shabby news carve-up
• What a waste of money! Toon say Carroll could have left last year for £1m
• Game in Spain: Mourinho mayhem at Madrid more exciting than title race
• Christina Aguilera heads back to work to film new music video after drunken arrest
• Let bosses ask women about baby plans, says Sugar
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