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• Shauna Sand shows she can't dress for the beach OR the store as she shops in tiny bikini
• Anfield Match Zone: Shot-shy Liverpool need Carroll
• Judge's mercy for 'loving' mother who bought cannabis in a bid to control her wayward son
• Fashion's ultimate insult to women: The latest way of demeaning real women is a male model dressed as a girl
• McIlroy and Westwood taken by storm in desert at Match Play Championship
• Disney World employee 'tried to rape single mother after luring her there with discount offers'
• Game in Spain: Toral gives Barca another reason for revenge
• Ashton signs for Sportsmail: 'I was born to score tries. It's an addiction'
• Mystery deaths of bottlenose dolphins as scientists investigate links with BP oil spill
• From Charles to Gordon: Zeta-Jones celebrates CBE with Michael Douglas
• Joe Cole watch: Did Liverpool schemer impress against Sparta Prague?
• Is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to wed Jason Statham? Model wears ring on wedding finger
• Outside the rebels were jubilant. Inside the court I came face to face with Gaddafi's savage mercenaries
• Behind the Oscar curtain: The extras paid to fill seats and ALL the secrets to the star-studded event
• 'It's followed by stupid people': Charlie Sheen's tirade at 'cult' of Alcoholics Anonymous
• EXCLUSIVE: Birmingham players will be booted but not suited at cup final
• Notorious Wigan pitch relaid for visit of table-topping Manchester United
• Detonator Medard is blown out of France's side to face England
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE: It's the Oscar after-after party war: Madonna and James Franco vie for best bash
• Aren't you still a little young for those? Abigail Breslin struts around in high-heel boots
• Three toddlers killed and four injured in horror blaze at day care centre
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Simon Cowell and the mystery of the 'dangly bits'
• Smalling: I can fill Rio's boots at Manchester United
• Charles Sale: Cash-strapped FA in £4,000 Ivy restaurant bash
• 'I'm devastated': Teen Mom Amber Portwood's regret over nude photos
• Chaos reigns: Fans hit with sticks as security fears grow at World Cup
• At least five shot dead in the Libyan capital as Gaddafi's troops open fire on demonstrators
• The Firing Line: 'Av that! Grant stumbles upon winning formula in Hitzlsperger
• CITY FOCUS: Women to turn table on boards
• Tragic mother of baby snatched 23 years ago breaks down in New York court as she faces alleged kidnapper for first time
• Bags of style: Katie Holmes leaves Milan Fashion Week with a whopping two loaded trolleys full of luggage
• My big fat Playboy wedding: From the perfect pink dress to a strawberry cake, Crystal Harris on her marriage to Hugh Hefner
• Iceland looks to open in East Europe for first time in 20 years
• Million-to-one odds: Twins of Ohio parents re-writing the not so black-and-white rulebook
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Dunkirk? No, it's more like Carry On Follow That Camel
• M&S beefs up its board for overseas expansion drive
• Eleven fraudsters who lived life of luxury on welfare payouts... and cost Britain £1million
• Police follow husband suspected of killing his wife 16 months ago to edge of 80ft cliff - and watch as he jumps off (but survives)
• Jamie Redknapp: How I was nailed by West Ham's new Hammer, Hitzlsperger
• ALEX BRUMMER: Rising oil prices and the spectre of another three day week
• United fans in flare probe as UEFA investigate crowd trouble at Marseille
• Sales slump drags down High Street as retailers put up prices
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Libya and a bad week for the Coalition
• Meet Xaasaa: Scientists make historic discovery of 11,500-year-old toddler bones in Alaska
• Hotspots: All the best bets and top tips for Friday, February 25
• RBS shares face a turbulent ride
• Not bad for a 45-year-old mother branded too old for Radio 1: Jo Whiley shows off her enviable figure
• Gutierrez urges Ashley to spend in summer to prevent slide at Newcastle
• Singapore's Merlion statue converted into hotel room for Biennale festival
• Ba: Pressure to stay up with West Ham? I don't feel it after my troubles
• Is that good for your voice Katy? Ms Perry lights up a cigarette as she takes a break from her tour
• Old favourite Windass set to replace Taylor as Bradford City manager
• Our tearful goodbye to Downing Street: Concluding her intimate series on life at No 10, Sarah Brown recalls the drama of leaving without even having time to pack all of her children's toys
• Centrica surge in profits ‘is a result of higher bills’
• Bolton boss Coyle hopeful of keeping out-of-contract striker Elmander
• Everton boss Moyes weighs up move for highly-rated Leicester ace King
• Capita hits heights as cuts fail to curb deals
• Man City 3 Aris 0 (agg 3-0): Dzeko at the double as City ease into last 16
• Gemma Ward returns to the spotlight after three years - but bans questions about late ex-boyfriend Heath Ledger
• Arrested man tells police: 'My religion? I'm a Redneck'
• Tevez will stay in Europe for at least three years, reveals Joorabchian
• The moment a college mascot bloodies the nose of one of his own fans
• Fulham join Premier League rivals in £5m race for Latvian striker Rudnevs
• England could be set for friendly in Ghana after Wembley tickets sell out
• Bale is increasingly likely to face Milan, claims Spurs boss Redknapp
• Angelina's (very) small gesture for Brad
• San Jose midfielder Bedoya being eyed by Birmingham boss McLeish
• Here comes trouble! Bradley Cooper and the boys reunite in Thailand for The Hangover sequel
• City's goalkeeper crisis deepens after Nielsen suffers suspected leg fracture
• Cheltenham Festival poser for Starluck after victory at Hungtingdon
• Sorry Mr Blackburn, you don't exist! DJ refused credit card because computer has no record of him
• Motown legends join the Obamas as they host party to celebrate Black History Month... but what was Nick Jonas doing there?
• Website Of The Week: www.thebeachfrontclub.com
• Catch a falling star! Hayden Panettiere stumbles out of fashion party
• Peter Scudamore: Case involving banned vet reflects badly on world of racing
• There are 27 floors, nine lifts and three helipads... The £1.2bn Mumbai home of Asia's richest man
• Wenger rules Fabregas out of Carling Cup final despite captain's plea to play
• Hands up if you can spell 'catastrophe': Why you'll want to miss The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
• ALEX BRUMMER: Britain puts foot on the gas
• Very British luvvie Jeremy Irons gets acquainted with the mean streets of New York for guest role in Law And Order: SVU
• Perhaps a little too much sympathy for the Devil?
• Is it real? What Todd Palin said when he heard about Sarah's faked nude photo (and why they don't talk anymore . . .)
• 'American Idol's improved since Simon left': Rival boss Simon Fuller hits out at Cowell ahead of U.S. X Factor launch
• How the leopard REALLY got his spots: Scientists identify gene that determines patterns of colour on mice
• MARKET REPORT: Tesco tipped for Polish expansion
• Home at last: troops welcomed back after six months patrolling Afghanistan's deadly Helmand and Kandahar provinces
• Pure folly? Historic gothic tower to be transformed with £4m restoration work
• Wealthy BA pilot WILL stand trial for 'murder of estranged wife and obstructing inquest'
• Liverpool 1 Sparta Prague 0 (agg 1-0): Kuyt heads Reds into last 16
• Given undergoes shoulder surgery but is unlikely to play for Man City again
• Chris Foy: Utility men find variety is not the spice of life
• The day mighty Leeds were humbled by Swansea in the top flight
• Adam floored by mystery injury as Holloway praises bereaved Beattie
• Ex-world cruiserweight champ Enzo to carry on as light-heavyweight
• Sporting Lisbon 2 Rangers 2 (agg 3-3): Edu late show sends Gers through
• Lovestruck teens go missing over 'forbidden relationship'
• Britain's athletes are denied trials at Olympic Stadium before 2012 Games
• Violent Mexican group 'sold fake ID cards to illegal immigrants and beat up its own members'
• Sunderland defender Turner could miss remainder of season after pulling up in training
• Wisconsin GOP dispatch state police who can't find a single Democrat on 'vacation in Illinois'
• How £1 spent helping teenagers with drug problems saves taxpayer £8 over a lifetime
• 'It’ll take more than a stroke to hold me back': Gardeners’ World's Monty Don reveals how he’s bounced back before
• Is this the beginning of a beautiful relationship, or just an iPhone rebound?
• Man jailed for life for murdering boyfriend and hiding the body
• Man, 74, 'spiked home help's fruit juice before sexually assaulting her'
• 'I'm still sleeping with Alex - and I reckon Pete still loves me': Katie Price spills the beans
• Recipe: Chocolate melting moments
• Daily Mail Literary Lunch: SOME PLACES ARE STILL AVAILABLE FOR OUR JOLLY SUPPER LUNCH WITH JILLY ... AND GYLES AND CELIA TOO
• Recipe: Chocolate shortbreads
• Victorian bad girls: Police mugshots of 19th Century women criminals revealed (along with the harsh sentences the no-nonsense justice judges handed down)
• AA offers best savings rate with 3.4% bond
• A wake-up call for the workshy
• Recipe: Triple chocolate crispies
• The urban fox who’s enjoying the high life... at the top of UK’s tallest skyscraper
• Recipe: Fab choc-chip cookies
• Now Gaddafi blames hallucinogenic pills mixed with Nescafe and bin Laden for uprisings... before ordering bloody hit on a mosque
• New weapon in war against Taliban: Eight-inch robots made by soldier to lift spirits of U.S. forces in Afghanistan
• Former director Christian Purslow exits Anfield, leaving Liverpool in 'excellent shape'
• Just married! Kelsey Grammer and wife No.4 Kayte Walsh emerge after 'beautiful and intimate' Broadway ceremony
• Recipe: Chocolate wafer fridge bars
• Scientists unveil the world's smallest computer that is just 1 SQUARE MILLIMETRE
• Recipe: Big gooey brownie cookies
• St Pauli so short of players they're giving their press officer a game
• Better luck next time bird lovers! Mission Impossible rodent make short work of breaking into 'squirrel proof' feeder
• Fedora hat, fake moustache and sunglasses help armed casino robber escape with $32,000
• Food: Elevenses plus
• The $14,000 dress fit for a prom queen: Diamond gown billed as most expensive ever - but what teenager will be able to buy it?
• Home-grown jihadist who threatened South Park creators over Muhammed in bear suit is jailed for 25 years
• I could have been Bond...but they got cold feet! As he takes to the stage in an all-star revival of Blithe Spirit, Robert ‘Big Bob’ Bathurst reveals he was too chunky to fill 007’s tux
• Cop shoots dog dead after raiding the WRONG house
• Skiing with Michelle Obama (almost) in Colorado's chic, Brit-friendly resorts
• Take that, mother: Alyson Hannigan's cheeky daughter nicks her sunglasses then bops her on the head with a toy
• Sands of time: Britain's oldest public beach hut is recognised after 102 years of keeping the rain off
• Even Michelle Obama and Oprah can't save J Crew as ailing retailer reports 'deteriorating performance'
• In which I crave the bright lights
• Girl, 16, nearly loses hand in knife attack at McDonald's
• Where are all the older women on TV? WE'RE HERE say Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Jennie Bond
• Saudi promise to increase oil production and fill any gap from Libya helps price close below $100 a barrel
• Will BBC temp job in Salford tempt Sian Williams north? Presenter dragging her heels
• Find out WHAT BOOK crime writer PETER JAMES would take to a desert island
• Horoscopes
• Health fears as mothers use Facebook to trade breast milk
• Hollywood sign could be covered in snow for first time in over 50 years - just in time for Sunday's Oscars
• Your problems answered
• Style queen: Katie Holmes pops into Milan for Fashion Week as Max Mara name her 'face of the future'
• OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK
• Lindsay Lohan heads off for lunch with the girls as deadline looms on judge's jail time deal
• Libya in crisis: The key battle grounds, the areas under opposition control and the oil fields that supply 50% of Europe's supplies
• Szczesny battle cry: Arsenal can beat Man United to the Premier League title
• Armed robber sues police after they parade him down street with trousers down following foiled bank robbery
• A big fat Romany childhood: THE GIRL IN THE PAINTED CARAVAN: MEMORIES OF A ROMANY CHILDHOOD BY EVA PETULENGRO
• Should you avoid store cards?
• He's one cool cat: Jimmy's party trick gets a big thumbs-up
• Parents 'kept three adopted children in metal cages, beat them and fed them pet food' while they collected $1,500 a month'
• American millionaire who stabbed wife to death to stop her benefiting from divorce is jailed for life
• Masked man Ameobi aiming to make Newcastle return in two weeks
• British is bubbly-best! Vineyard beats traditional producers to win world's best sparkling wine trophy
• Income-seeker boost as 5-year bonds jump
• Judi James's weekly body talk: OK, who's in charge here?
• Buried alive - and why some of the miners would cheerfully have stayed underground: THE 33 BY JONATHAN FRANKLIN
• Church-going teacher 'kills her two children and herself' at home while husband was abroad
• Take your child to work day? Sarah Jessica Parker introduces son to the family business on the set of her new film
• Tara Reid FINALLY polishes up for a romantic dinner date with new boyfriend
• Top U.S. general is cleared of sexual misconduct with young female aide
• Number of people renting homes soars 40% in five years
• Evil resident was hooked on Resident Evil: Saudi 'jihad' student loved ultra-violent video game
• Foiled by the winter: The £25,000 eco-classroom that can't be used because solar panels don't provide enough heat
• Murder, human frailties and a journey to the heart of darkness: PEOPLE WHO EAT DARKNESS: THE FATE OF LUCIE BLACKMAN BY RICHARD LOYD PARRY
• Health notes: A nose for a good recovery
• No need to shell out for a satnav: Loggerhead turtles use Earth's magnetic field to make a mental map of their migration
• Corrie star Sally Dynevor finally ditches the wig as she launches Race For Life
• Egypt's state TV moguls arrested amid multi-million pound corruption allegations
• Oil price surges to $119 amid fears of wider unrest across the Middle East
• Serial thief gets 15 years after stuffing $180 worth of deodorant down his pants in robbery
• Easy as AB for South Africa as De Villiers century sinks West Indies
• In a taxi with... Legendary pop band Squeeze
• Would charging rent be taxable income?
• Italy recall fly-half Burton and forwards Dellape and Barbieri to face Wales
• Brazilian blowout treatment used to smooth frizzy hair may contain cancer-causing chemicals, safety experts fear
• Gun-toting AnnaLynne McCord is all fired up in racy new film Blood Out
• HARRY PHIBBS: Now the spotlight has been put on local council fat cats, it's about time NHS bosses had their pay scrutinised
• Now we can all look like Joan Holloway! Mad Men costume designer Janie Bryant on the retro new fashion line inspired by the hit show
• Busted in Baltimore: Police uncover towing extortion plot, strip 17 officers of their badges
• France star Medard '99 per cent' sure he will be fit for Le Crunch
• Life on Mars, the second law of thermodynamics and the date the world will end, by Professor Brian Cox
• And the Oscar for the Best Beauty Queen goes to: Miss England turns golden girl to recreate Academy Award
• Make-up masterclass: Red-carpet radiance
• Rio's the main man! Smalling happy to bide his time despite star displays
• 'Dublin kingmaker' Gerry Adams haunted by IRA murder of mother buried in constituency where he's hoping to become MP
• CHILDREN'S BOOKS
• Rodarte's moment of glory: Black Swan tutu designers who missed out on movie credit are subject of new exhibition
• Toyota recalls 2.1 million more cars to fix accelerator pedals that get jammed in floor mats
• Is Jagger’s nephew, Arthur Potts Dawson, off his trolley?
• Senior MI5 officer claims it had no realistic prospect of preventing 7/7 bomb attacks
• Chemistry lecturer planned to flood market with fake sex-enhancing drugs
• EUROPA LEAGUE LIVE: Liverpool 1 Sparta Prague 0 and Manchester City 3 Aris 0 - the action as it happened
• Bikini girl Bethenny Frankel enjoys beach fun with baby Bryn
• This life: Arabella Weir on the differences between men and women
• 'If I'd worked harder I could have been better - I'm lazy where languages are concerned,' says Bryn Terfel
• 'Cult' grave robbers strike twice in three months to steal bodies of elderly man and toddler who died decades ago
• Boy, 16, who fired crossbow bolts into cow's face given slap on the wrist by judge
• High school teacher and softball coach 'fondled' 14-year-old female student
• Capita boosted by strong profits and record bid pipeline
• Speed read: Cover up for the new modesty
• POPULAR FICTION
• The only way is Essex for Alexandra Burke as she takes her raunchy floor show to Southend
• Did four American hostages die because U.S. Navy captured pirates' leaders?
• Retail sales growth flounders as prices rise
• Hape is the key man against France, insists ex-England skipper Corry
• Rosa Monckton Double Ring for every reader
• RETRO READS
• Skinny Gwynnie shows off her slim frame in another teeny weeny bikini
• 'I thought Courteney was having an affair with her co-star,' admits David Arquette as he reveals hopes to save marriage
• Young Leeds centre Tincknell 'stable' in intensive care after car crash
• University athletes set to test Olympic venues in competition
• How did she keep it a secret? Alyssa Milano reveals her big baby bump just days after announcing first pregnancy
• The perfect outfit for... A chic city break
• DYLAN JONES: Bribery? I call it good manners...
• Edward Hogan: THE HUNGER TRACE
• Bad boy down under: Danny Cipriani accused of taking alcohol from Melbourne bar
• He is missing one eye, the roof of his mouth and can barely eat or drink - but America's 'most injured soldier' is going back to war
• Manju Kapur: CUSTODY
• A little fishy: World's smallest aquarium creates a (tiny) splash
• Penelope Cruz shows off her post pregnancy curves on day out with Javier Bardem
• Coral crisis: World's reefs could be 'wiped out by 2050', new research says
• Tim Pears: LANDED
• Scientists uncover how to swim through sand like a lizard
• Princess ahoy! The day Kate Middleton was given her royal launch
• Drew Barrymore smartens up her act for her new man as she dresses up for a lunch date
• Store cards: Do shops know enough?
• Sidecars are back in style
• Arun Nayar can't stop smiling on night out with new 25-year-old girlfriend as Liz Hurley tries to forget 'Horny Warnie'
• Trainee security guard 'shoots dead his teacher in class - then walks outside for a cigarette'
• Sweet sixteen: Future is bright for teenager who had pacemaker fitted when she was FOUR HOURS old
• THE INSIDER: 'I'm staying in Warren Beatty's old suite,' I said. Dustin smiled: 'I'm familiar with that suite...'
• Dream on, Jerry: This yellow sun-drop diamond, on display in London, is so rare that it really is... PRICELESS
• Taylor to leave lowly Bradford amid bid to avoid dropping into non-league
• U.S. general 'ordered psy-ops on visiting senators in Afghanistan to get more funding'
• ICC apologise to South Africa after 'scratchy' national anthem cut short
• The best years of your life: The wisdom of embracing the 'golden' age
• Helen É Makeup Kit for just £20 for every reader!
• Soothing snaps: Looking at a photo of a loved one 'reduces pain by 44%'
• One from the chest freezer: Firm launches breast milk ice cream
• Thai prime minister could lose his job... because of his British citizenship
• Curves are the new size zero:Increase in sales of clothes that give an hourglass silhouette
• Can we still rescue the British High Street?
• Struggling to lose weight? Turn down the thermostat and have an early night, say scientists
• Cuts could lead to rise in child deaths, police chief constable warns
• British teenager hospitalised after backpack gets caught in ski lift in French Alps
• Sip, sip, hooray! Meet a tea lady with a difference
• Advance to go and collect £90k: Earliest surviving Monopoly set fetches whopping auction figure
• Family homes help housebuilder Barratt Developments narrow losses
• Wolves reveal £9.1m pre-tax profit thanks to Premier League bonanza
• Teenager describes moment he saw his mother stabbed to death as he tried to fight off attacker
• West Ham threaten to sue the FA over Ashton compensation claim
• UEFA launch probe into crowd trouble after flares and lasers at Marseille
• Ramsey boost for Arsenal as fit-again Gunner says he's better than ever
• Oscar's The One That I Want: Anne Hathaway and James Franco recreate scene from Grease
• Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell confirms contestant invite on TV's Dancing With The Stars
• 'I haven't seen dangerous yet': Larry King tells successor Piers Morgan he 'oversold' chat show
• Moody out and Sheridan back in the pack for England in Le Crunch
• That's my Dad! Daughter's 42-year search for long-lost father ends after spotting him on a TV news report
• Katy Perry kicks off Milan Fashion Week with EIGHT outfits changes in one night
• How to make a killing in Kabul: Western security and a crisis in Afghanistan
• Accused Dewani's 46-pill suicide bid: Court told honeymoon murder groom should be remanded for his own safety
• Be careful where you pin that CBE sir, my husband is watching
• Actor Bill Nighy issues tax appeal to bankers
• Bad Santa caught on CCTV! Father Christmas with a grudge slashes neighbour's tyres with carving knife
• There's a frog in my fridge! Couple's shock as tropical amphibian jumps out of her salad
• Angry Aussie skipper Ponting says sorry over smashed TV incident
• WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange to be extradited to Sweden to face rape charge. Now will America go after him next?
• 10,000 treated in hospital for being dangerously fat as admissions rise TENFOLD in a decade
• Carmelo Anthony scores with first shot on stunning debut... and reality show with wife is set to make him an even bigger star
• Larsson backing Birmingham pal Ferguson to upstage Arsenal skipper Fabregas in Carling Cup final
• We're desperate for a baby: Heartbreak of couple who have suffered 12 miscarriages in just three years
• 'Every female sports presenter has earned their right to be there': The world according to Georgie Thompson
• Liz Jones tackles the ultimate what-to-wear dilemma
• Britvic margins set to face commodity costs pressure
• VIDEO: Chilean footballer takes cheating to new depths...
• Attack! Wales must go for the Italian jugular in Rome, insists Stephen Jones
• Record rise in immigration as 240,000 given right to stay in just one year
• England bad boy Cipriani accused of taking booze from Melbourne nightclub
• BBC paying senior bosses thousands in bonuses despite promising to stop
• MC Museveni: Ugandan president considers releasing rap album after radio freestyle becomes internet hit
• The only Royal Marine EVER to win Distinguished Flying Medal to sell it after 38-year career
• New Zealand quake: Tourists advised to leave stricken Christchurch
• Holt keeps East Coast rail route on track
• Who's that girl? Tyra Banks mocks her new model recruits in promo video
• 'Elf and safety brigade slaps ban on footballs in the PLAYGROUND... because they're too dangerous
• Wish you were here... Barbados visit prompts Bruce to call for winter break!
• Sparta could play in the Premier League! Matejovsky warns Liverpool ahead of Europa League crunch
• Mexican army arrests 'Tweety Bird' over killing of U.S. immigration official
• Offshore employments
• 'I am extremely sorry': Cameron apologises for delays in rescuing stranded Britons as passengers speak of 'hell' in Libya
• Mother shocked after finding three-year-old son petting alligator behind living room sofa
• Caught on my iPhone! Airline passenger takes spectacular footage through plane window of space shuttle Discovery's final launch
• 'I was so arrogant': German defence minister accused of plagiarism stripped of doctorate in 'Copygate' Scandal
• Did Victoria Beckham switch flights because of those leggings Katie Price?
• FTSE close: Oil price fears; RBS, Pru down
• The beauty Oscars: From Natalie Portman's favourite blusher to Kate Winslet's £5.98 conditioner, the secrets of how the A-list get red-carpet ready
• Patient confidentiality under threat: Medical records could be shared without permission under health reforms, warn doctors
• Keane speeds up West Ham comeback in ice chamber... with Frank Bruno
• National Express restores dividend as annual profits jump
• Factory worker mistakenly paid £2MILLION owns up and pays it back to bosses
• RBS 'on track' to pay back British public
• Woman owing £3,500 can't be evicted
• Can she nail it? Fuller-faced Cheryl Cole flies in to LA 'to meet with top voice coach' in preparation for U.S. X Factor role
• Into the Deep: Awe-inspiring ocean life captured in astonishing detail in series of stunning pictures
• Kepler craft docks at space station... to deliver supplies and pick up astronauts' rubbish
• We've always been connected: Identical twins, 35, have emergency surgery to remove appendix just a week apart
• Hazard warning to Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool: I'd rather play in Spain
• Sicknote culture means 2m working days lost
• Barca blast 'immoral' Arsenal after luring away highly-rated teenager Toral
• James, set and match: Andy Murray tries to escape Corden's clutches as they leave a double dinner date
• Oil price hits $119 as output cut fears grip
• Time to attack! Marseille will now feel our full force, warn Rooney and Vidic
• Dragons coach Bennett to miss Wigan clash after flying home to Australia
• Cough up: Smoker agrees to pay $2,000 to his neighbours every time he lights a cigar at home
• Jerome plays it cool as Birmingham striker insists Arsenal are under pressure in Carling Cup showdown
• Fort Hood murderer 'could face death penalty' as U.S. Army chiefs wrangle over his fate
• New Zealand abandons cloning farm animals after 90 PER CENT died during trials
• Didn't you read your tar signs this morning? Workmen resurface around parked car after motorist ignores warning
• British Gas boosts profits per customer
• Sinfield to finish his career at Leeds after signing new four-year deal
• How a cup of coffee from Sainsbury’s can help Congolese farmers out of poverty
• Hester: 'RBS determined to aid UK recovery'
• It's a cover up! The Titian billboard that was given a little tweak by rather prudish vandals
• United are not invincible! Terry says Chelsea can blow title race wide open
• British Gas makes record £742m profit... just weeks after households hit with 7% price hike
• Tiaras and tears: Texas judge rules former Miss San Antonio CAN'T keep her crown
• McDowell out to put Fisher in his place as Ryder Cup pals meet in Tucson
• Mind trick: How the illusion of having three hands could help stroke patients
• Prince William 'devastated' as Sea King rescue mission victim dies
• O'Driscoll warns Ireland to balance up and cut out the basic errors
• Centrica takes a gamble on Qatar
• Banks stand accused of £40m wills rip-off
• Killer Raoul Moat planned to skin badger and wear it as a hat during bloody rampage
• Kate Moss pulls out rock chick look in patent leather dress... But leaves Jamie Hince to party solo after NME Awards
• Census forms are printed in 57 languages (... including Tagalog, Igbo and Shona)
• Centrica in £2bn deal with Qataris
• Barcelona will beat Arsenal and fight for the treble, insists hitman Villa
• Ranks of young unemployed ‘could soar by 23% to 1.2million in the next five years’
• I turned my daughter into a genius... just by switching off the TV!
• 'The most dangerous place for an African-American is in the womb': Black politician criticises anti-abortion billboard
• FTSE in-depth: Carnival sinks on oil price woe
• Indian police attack fans as tempers flare after England game sells out
• Mother of 16 children on £600 a week in benefits boasts she gets too much... but that won't stop baby No 17 (by sixth father)
• Crack addict is charged over prison murder of notorious child sex killer
• The King and I: Charming pictures emerge of three-year-old Elizabeth cuddling up to her stuttering father George VI
• Threat to firms of 25% female board quota
• Congratulations on your new arrival. . . but baby will have cost you £210,000 by the time he or she’s 21
• What the back pages say: Carling Cup agony for Walcott and Fabregas, Euro stalemate for Fergie, player crisis at City
• FTSE preview: Libya dampens shares, oil soars
• More than half of rail ticket staff fail to quote cheapest train fares (and that could cost passengers more than £100-a-time)
• NHS bosses' pay soars 50% as jobs slashed
• The schools where no one wants to teach: Scandal as £300m is spent on supply staff in just one year
• Better luck next time, Ben Elton! Come-back show is axed after just three episodes
• 'I saw Gaddafi's troops shoot children': U.S. citizens describe horror as they flee Libya
• Ellen DeGeneres gets an unforgettable gift from Justin Bieber... his famous HAIR
• Kate Moss covers up the rock-star way in dominatrix style leather dress at NME Awards
• Shamed Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding 'healthy and happy' as she welcomes a son
• Author John le Carre donates entire literary archive to 'spiritual home' Oxford University
• British hero of the quake: Builder conquers claustrophobia to rescue six survivors from the rubble
• World's coral reefs 'will be wiped out by 2050', researchers warn
• 'She didn't want to look like a Real Housewife': Jennifer Aniston's hairdresser reveals inspiration behind new cut
• Foreign diplomat suing the government after he was 'sacked for being German'
• Now he's hanging with the A-list: Simon Pegg joins Tom Cruise to watch an ice hockey game
• Sobbing Jennifer Lopez loses control as she sends home tragic American Idol contestant
• The high church: Chapel that really IS that little bit closer to God
• Now Charlie Sheen 'goes on tropical vacation with pornstar, ex-wife Brooke Mueller and nanny'
• Monster success: This double dose of Frankenstein is full of life
• Dog-lover Hayden Panettiere squeals with laughter as a four-legged fan licks her face
• Ricky Gervais admits he's worth £50million...but says most goes to the tax man
• Apestronaut! Meet Ham, the chimp recruited by the U.S. 50 years ago to help beat Russia in the space race
• Human rights lawyer who pursued British soldiers fights coalition cuts
• Shaming of a Dame: How school head went from being feted by Labour to stripped of her title
• Make mine a small one! At 12ft by 14ft it's Britain's tiniest pub, but is a BIG success
• Second World War veteran's grandson's 'tears of rage' as he watched Armistice Day poppy burning
• Hope that's not your Oscar frock, Helena: Miss Bonham Carter dresses for 'comfort'
• One ticket every eight seconds: Parking fines raise £1m a day
• 'My mother's drunk, don't let her drive me home': Secret plea of girl, 9, in hidden note to bank staff
• Internet vultures: As a teenage suicide victim is mocked online, LIN JONES reveals how her own son fell prey to the dark side of the net
• Banks in the dock for '£40m wills rip-off': Customers can pay £9,000 for 'services' that others get for free
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