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  Wednesday 26 August 2009  

• Want to hear a dolphin joke? The playful creatures share a big laugh as they dance and blow bubbles
• SFA chief Smith dives into Eduardo row, demanding UEFA ban Arsenal striker
• Elle Macpherson makes two wheels look good so how do you channel cycle chic?
• Souness salutes Sir David Murray as Rangers great quits Ibrox hot seat
• Jack Straw 'to block Lord Mandelson's hopes of becoming Labour leader'
• Charles Sale: 'Envious' agents slam Lescott deal
• Sky tells Arlene Phillips: Come dancing with us, not BBC
• Our plums aren't duff - so why must we buy tasteless foreign ones?
• PC World and Currys voted 'worst places' to buy a computer on the High Street
• CARLING CUP ROUND-UP: Cox grabs last-gasp winner for Baggies in thriller
• Lockerbie probe call over ministers' trips to Libya
• Wife's grief as Turkish police call off search for husband who went missing on 'easy six-mile hike' after just TWO weeks
• Facebook users face higher premiums as insurers say networking sites are a gift to burglars
• What really DOES turn women on and why are their sex drives so different?
• RUTH DUDLEY EDWARDS: Ted Kennedy loathed Britain - so why did Gordon Brown knight him?
• West Ham in the clear over riot, but bans won't solve problem, say police
• X factor finalists JLS take on winner Alexandra Burke once again... at the Mobos
• Leyton Orient 0 Stoke 1 (AET): Dave Kitson ends long wait for a goal
• Wolves chase Reading's James Harper as Royals seek Grzegorz Rasiak
• Amex asks customers to spend more
• UK pensioners working longer and harder
• New rules get full refunds on disputed bills
• Child trust funds see a North-South divide
• Dragon's Den: James Caan live webchat
• Phil Thompson: Idiots on the pitch, morons fighting police
• Megson confirms his bid to bring Nolan back to Bolton from Newcastle on loan
• RICHARD PENDLEBURY: Football riot made on YouTube - and in Hollywood
• Now NHS rebel Tory Daniel Hannan heaps praise on Enoch Powell
• So what if I have a nanny, am I supposed to give up my job? LORRAINE CANDY bites back at Mail Online readers
• Bruce to dangle £6m carrot to bring Hull City's Turner to Sunderland
• Gulp! Why life in a goldfish bowl is a lot more exciting that you thought
• Why England boss Fabio Capello fears Gunners' Silva surfer
• Bargain hunters: Your guide to all the Premier League deals still to be done before the transfer window slams shut on Monday
• CHARLES LAURENCE: The Senator of Sleaze who was a drunk sexual bully... and left a young woman to die
• Face it, Anne Robinson, good lighting does wonders for your skin!
• Cage these ugly beasts! Jeff Powell on the return of thugs in English football
• Fulham beat Celtic, Blackburn and Man City to set up loan deal for Marc Janko
• Cristiano Ronaldo’s waiting in the Champions League wings for Fergie
• The jobless generation: A sixth of homes have nobody in work - and 2m children have no role model
• MAIL COMMENT: Ten soldiers give their life to let only 150 Afghans vote - is this mission impossible?
• Sven's potent powers of persuasion fail to coax Nedved out of retirement
• The 10 most...Super-expensive hotel rooms
• How the middle-aged have turned to drink: Stronger wines and beers fuel alcohol explosion
• MAIL COMMENT: The cancer of banker bonuses returns
• View from planet bloke: Ok, so men don't have to be beautiful. But it's no picnic being an Alpha male
• MAIL COMMENT: We must defuse the ticking time-bomb of final-salary pensions
• DRESSAGE: Great Britain secure silver at European Championships
• I'm no demon! Reaction to Manchester City move puzzles Joleon Lescott
• The first cut IS the deepest: There's nothing quite like first love, just don't try to relive it ...
• GCSE results 2009: Boys fighting back as they overtake girls in maths for the first time in 12 years
• HOCKEY: GB men thump Belgium to ease into EuroHockey Nations semis
• Bruised Chloe Madeley back behind the wheel a week after drink driving arrest
• DAVID WILSON: As Big Brother goes out with a whimper, the show's former psychology adviser says: 'Thank God this freak show is over'
• Easy win for Laura Robson in bid to qualify for US Open
• How to find....Chinos - whatever your shape
• Newcastle 4 Huddersfield 3: Lee Clark's case for Newcastle job
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: One won't be making a statement about the death of Senator Ted Kennedy
• CITY INTERVIEW: Righting the wrongs of big finance
• Huddersfield's Crabtree the Giant has ambitions to make it a first for his family
• Blackpool 4 Wigan 1: Martinez puts the boot into second-rate Wigan
• Me and my wardrobe: Camilla Dallerup wishes she could keep all her Strictly dresses
• Celebrity style finder: Where can I find Cheryl Cole's shades?
• STEPHEN GLOVER: Gordon's back from his hols still looking doom-laden
• Quins facing exile threat: Guilty club could be thrown out of English game
• Why leisure's not a pleasure when you just can't switch off
• The Data Bank: All the best bets for Thursday, August 27
• Big Brother 10: Did you spot them? Housemates dress as aliens for secret London tour
• Rampage of the cyberthugs: How veteran hooligans used the internet to set up bloody battle
• Ricky Ponting: I'd give up Aussie captaincy to extend my Test career
• Construction firm Costain latest to close down pension plan
• Doncaster 1 Spurs 5: Crouch and Pavlyuchenko strike timely reminder
• Arsenal 3 Celtic 1 (agg 5-1): Gunners cruise past Celts into group stages
• The great designer denim rip-off: Can a pair of jeans ever really be worth £300?
• RTL slashes the value of Five by £123million
• It's flat and soulless - Marcus Townend on the state of British horse racing
• Monty's Ryder Cup warning to stars: Stay here to get in my team
• MATT DAWSON: Quins' cover-up is what makes my blood boil
• RTL slashes the value of Five by £123m
• 'I'm closing my account': The four magic words that may save you a fortune in household bills
• Colly wobbles! So could alliance with KP be key for Paul Collingwood?
• Why breakfast TV is now toast for my children
• Pixie Lott vamps it up for the boys in a rubber leotard
• MAX HASTINGS: Churchill had won the war, but his contempt for the humdrum affairs of peace turned Britain against him
• Lloyds left reeling from £855m loan to pubs firm
• Sariska given Prix de L'Opera option to settle Midday showdown
• Lloyds reels from £855m loan to pubs firm
• Brittain stoic about Curragh conditions as Misheer chases Moyglare glory
• RICHARD KAY: Mountbattens mark IRA blast 30 years on
• ALEX BRUMMER: Sarkozy hits a winning streak
• CRAIG BROWN: Hooray! Big Brother is almost over so it's finally one in the eye for reality television
• Ministers rush through hunt for rail expert
• LIZ JONES MOANS: Nigella Lawson's sack-like dress is a crime against fashion
• Ministers rush through hunt for rail expert
• Comment: Sarkozy hits a winning streak
• The man who plays for nothing at Port Vale (but still wanted to pay for lunch)
• Paul Newman: Step up Andrew Strauss, you've urned my top award
• Interview: Righting the wrongs of finance
• ANOTHER French James Bond: Agent 'escapes' terrorists in Somalia - by walking to safety using stars for navigation
• Gielgud the predator: He was one of our most flamboyant actors but Sir John had an altogether darker side...
• The courts took my children away from me because I'm a working mother
• The castle that survived 700 years - now conquered by the yobs of Broken Britain
• Internet fraud risk 'for Abbey and Halifax customers'
• Whose wedding is it anyway? 'Bridezilla' goes to boot camp to fit into her gown
• From work... to play: Make your wardrobe work twice as hard
• Fara Williams insists: I'm to blame for Casey Stoner's sending off
• Child, 2, in hospital after E.coli outbreak hits nursery
• DAVID MILNES: Cecil's contender Manifest on the St Leger trail
• Kerry Katona 'attacked her accountant after learning she was running out of cash'
• NHS sets up 'stress-busting' helpline for people depressed about the credit crunch
• A real woman in... Gwyneth Paltrow's £1,280 Preen dress
• Chris Brown flocked by girls as he parties the night away after escaping jail sentence for assaulting Rihanna
• Pink platform flip flops, neon pink nails, and a green scarf covering that red hair... it MUST be Helena Bonham Carter
• How wearing the colour red helps you win more sporting competitions
• When my best friend drinks, she becomes an annoying flirt... Should I tell her husband?
• Silver debtors: How handouts to adult children have left 1.3m pensioners with outstanding mortgages and credit card debt
• Fashion for life: The kitsch list
• We've got to get out of this place! Three-quarters would desert the Midlands if given a chance
• Channel your inner disco diva and sparkle in new season sequins
• Amkar say sorry to Fulham after Perm fans offer Cottagers grim welcome
• Leonardo DiCaprio films fight scene for new flick Inception as he plans to lose weight for role
• In which I pine for (human) company
• Families of dementia patients given new peace-of-mind by GPS devices which track their every move
• Carlton Cole: 'I might be as strong as a gorilla but I'm not a monkey'
• The monkeys that prove babies can be born to THREE parents... and may be the key to halting genetic illness
• London Fashion Week: An insider's guide to blending in with the 'in crowd'
• Revellers paint the town red for Spain's annual tomato festival
• I'm a total control freak! Bossy Diana Quick on why she's vowed keep her opinions to herself from now on
• Amy De Vine celebrates our cricketing success with a smoky little red
• Harmy: There's no chance of me touring Australia to defend Ashes
• Halle Berry plays the doting mother as adorable daughter Nahla takes a nap on her shoulder
• Will resold Michael Jackson tickets be refunded?
• Sir David Murray to step down as chairman of Scottish giants Rangers
• THE LIST: Sportsmail's top 50 football signings of the summer - Nos 20-11
• Anne Robinson: My husband was the weakest link... but now I'm looking for a new man
• Air hostess sacked for in-flight tryst with Ralph Fiennes is arrested for assaulting another woman
• Family returns from day out... to find a monkey in the living room
• BOXING: Proud Hatton thanks legend Ali after emotional visit to Manchester
• Japanese giant Fujitsu to axe 1,200 from UK workforce
• Geoff Sheard confirms interest in buying beleaguered Newcastle
• Darling under pressure to cut City bonuses after French unveil radical new plan punish reckless bankers
• Baby girl drowned in bath after mother left her alone for a few moments to design a birthday card on her PC
• UK taxpayers turn a paper profit on bailed out banks Lloyds and RBS
• The honeymoon's over for William Cash as wife Vanessa Neumann leaves after 15 months of marriage
• Daryl Hannah makes a Splash as she rolls back the years with a new look
• Beauty Confidential: From red lipstick to ingrown hairs and fillers, our expert answers your questions
• EXCLUSIVE: Birmingham poised to buy Boro's Turkey ace Tuncay for £5m
• Lesbian couple's protest kiss outside Russian court after marriage hearing is delayed
• Beauty Bible Beauty Clinic
• Frail Muhammad Ali meets Henry Cooper on 'final' tour of Britain
• Peter Reid severs his Thais abroad to return to England as Stoke No 2
• S&N helps Heineken to profits boost
• Liverpool fans relax, history says the Reds can lose another five games and still lift the Premier League crown
• International financier gives Tories £1m as donations to all parties soar despite expenses scandal
• Cougar Courteney Cox prowls around in just her underwear
• YouTube to share ad money with video makers of unexpected internet hits
• Teenage thugs jailed for killing 'gentle, amiable grandfather' during late night robbery
• THE INSIDER: Manchester United take their winger search to France as Blackburn weigh up Hibs defender Souleymane Bamba
• Cocaine death toll up 20% in a year: Fatalities from all illegal drugs at an 8-year high
• Sterling at fresh lows as rate rise fears ease
• Netanyahu claims 'we are making headway' in London talks with U.S. over West Bank settlements
• Al Fahim claims to have taken full control of struggling Portsmouth
• Don't die like my boy, begs father of lorry surfer who fell under truck as he celebrated 18th birthday
• Deepest Africa? No, darkest Somerset: Ramblers' fury as farmers' new 12ft crop swamps footpaths
• Katie Price and Alex Reid put on a show for the cameras after his vile sex scenes surface
• Cuckolded millionaire sues the ex-wife who told him: You are not our children's father
• X Factor: Now America discovers Danyl Johnson as TV anchors praise his 'incredible stage presence'
• Tottenham ready to make dramatic bid for Real Madrid star Van Nistelrooy
• BOXING: Haye gets green light for heavyweight bout with giant Valuev
• Toyota puts the brakes on production
• One in five young drivers is uninsured
• Wednesday put Jeffers on transfer list after he is sent off for butting opponent
• Public sector pensions facing cuts
• French spy 'kills his three Somalian kidnappers in dramatic escape'
• Pictured: The orphaned antelope being brought up in a Manchester semi (and its best friend is a poodle called Macy)
• Horoscopes
• Mourinho's Ramadan row over fasting Inter star Muntari angers Muslim leader
• Flying fox could be extinct in six years, warn experts
• Florence of the south: Lecce in Puglia is Italy's real star turn
• Your problems answered
• Chelsea back in the hunt for Feyenoord youngster De Guzman
• From giant onions to sour grapes: How a super-size vegetable grower was banned from showing his prize-winning produce
• Russell Brand and Katy Perry team up with the stars in West Side Story video spoof for MTV Video Music Awards
• The Obama family holiday snaps: U.S. president enjoys fast food and day at beach with wife and daughters
• Eddie the male tortoiseshell kitten who is Britain's rarest cat
• PhD student's experiments spark police raid after 'dangerous' chemicals ordered from internet
• Italian car giant Fiat manouevers for a bid at Vauxhall and Opel
• Kate Garraway: 'We lost my baby's heartbeat during labour'
• New state pension age: As we're all told to work longer, when will you be able to retire?
• 250,000 young drivers under 21 drive illegally without motor insurance due to 'high costs'
• Blackburn and Spurs agree £2m fee for defender Pascal Chimbonda
• RICHARD O'HAGAN: Common sense would cost a lot less than 'health and safety' rules
• Thieves stab man in heart after luring him to bogus Gumtree car sale
• Why doesn't the taxman want my money?
• Fay Weldon: 'Women would find life easier if they picked up men's socks and cleaned the loo'
• Britain's big hope Andy Murray seeded No 2 for US Open
• Hundreds more expected to join 1,000-strong eco-friendly climate camp in London
• Credit-crunched parents take more pupils on term-time holidays
• Arsenal will bottle it if we go ahead early doors, says Celtic star Caldwell
• Council says sorry for document labelling schoolchildren 'Pakis'
• Westfield Group swings to £363m loss but London arms thrives in White City
• City unveil Lescott as £22m defender slams Moyes over attitude claims
• Comedienne sued after mother-in-law fails to see the funny side as subject of on-stage jokes
• Chelsea confident Kalou will sign new deal to stay at Stamford Bridge
• This life: Raffaella Barker on her love for swimming in the sea
• Boy, 11, drowns near shopping centre in front of friends
• Millions of public sector workers face losing their final salary 'gold-plated pensions'
• Ten things you didn't know about Everton new boy Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
• Overheated by £2,000 British Gas bill
• Staycationers add to road and rail chaos predicted for bank holiday weekend... and the weather's not great either
• REVEALED: Liverpool handed Johnson £139,000-a-week deal to beat off Blues
• Exhibitionists use New York hotel's floor-to-ceiling windows to frolic naked in full view of park below
• Peter Andre calls in lawyers over cage-fighter Alex Reid's relationship with his children
• FTSE 100 close: Banks higher, WPP & miners fall
• CCTV hunt for girl gang who launched vicious unprovoked stiletto attack
• Microphone used by Nazi traitor Lord Haw Haw to broadcast propaganda found 64 years after he was hanged for treason
• My body and I: Second World War heroine Dame Vera Lynn
• Paddy Power suffers as punters profit from sports results
• Why Katie Price is the most dangerous celebrity on the internet
• Villa confirm talks over £7m Warnock as defender undergoes medical
• RFU 'concerned' that Williams under pressure from Quins over testimony
• Zimbabwe forced to deny rumours that Mugabe is in hospital following health scare
• Woman who lost eight and a half stone to qualify for IVF falls pregnant naturally
• The Soviet road map that shows how the USSR planned to invade Manchester
• Shrinking Britain: 200mph trains could halve travel times to our major cities... but who will pay?
• Cash-strapped Brits enriching pawnbroker H&T in crunch
• Strictly Come Dancing: BBC in row over decision to include disgraced tennis star Martina Hingis in line-up
• Insurers told to halt 'high risk' safe funds
• WINDOW WATCH LIVE: Spurs and West Ham battle for former Chelsea star and more as it happens...
• Energy firms must explain overcharging
• WPP profits dive in global ad slowdown
• Spurs striker Crouch starts the long trek to the World Cup... at Doncaster
• Serco profits up a third on new contracts
• Arsenal boss Wenger insists star striker Eduardo is in for a 'massive season'
• Cost cuts boost Dutch brewer Heineken's profits
• Families overcharged £100 a year as energy giants fail to pass on wholesale price cuts
• Nicola Roberts shows she's got a lorra lorra style as she shows off her new Cilla Black hairdo
• James May's model railway record bid derailed by vandal attack
• Bad pubs
• Tesco conned locals with bogus statistics
• Fill her up! The world's highest garage attendant prepares space shuttle Discovery for launch
• Sleight of hand: Microsoft forced to apologise after changing advert to replace black man in Polish version
• Petrol price to rise by £1.16 a tank
• That's not a good look, Peaches! Miss Geldof bares her knickers and ripped tights as she party hops around London
• 10 British soldiers died and only 150 Afghans voted: Dismal election turnout in area seized in bloodiest campaign
• Illegal downloading: The lowdown
• Advertising giant WPP reveals profits plunge nearly 50%
• Roman offered escape by Spartak but Russians are only willing to pay £10m
• What the back pages say on Wednesday, August 26: Shame game at Upton Park as hooligans run riot and more controversy over 'bloodgate'
• Internet switch-off threat to online pirates
• Postmistress to sue after Nat West ad confusion
• 'No student loans for middle classes'
• 'Disturbed man tried to open Qantas plane door on flight from London'
• FTSE 100 preview: Rally to end on oil falls
• X Factor winner Alexandra Burke celebrates her 21st in style... with a little help from Myleene Klass and JLS
• Pension squeeze delays retirement for 2m
• 'Heartbroken' Barack Obama to deliver eulogy at Ted Kennedy's funeral
• Picked out by a Google Earth satellite, is this the Loch Ness monster... or just a boat?
• Jackie Kennedy's half brother James Auchincloss charged with child porn offences
• How to boost your children's savings as Child Trust Funds continue to underperform
• Beware the touts trading on back of Sky TV's name
• 'Dearth of women MPs is unacceptable', blasts Cherie Blair
• Martin Samuel: This was not Millwall's problem; this was down to West Ham
• Bhoys can bully Wenger purists, insists upbeat Caldwell ahead of crunch clash
• Watch out X Factor! Girl, 2, dubbed next Kylie Minogue after shock win in singing contest
• Big Brother bosses scrap £100,000 prize as punishment after housemates stage a break-out
• George Burley reveals his family's hurt as he tries to smile through the pain