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• Millions of middle-aged carers given right to time off to look after elderly parents
• We're not barking mad... we really DO look like our dogs
• What the girls really got up to at number 11 Downing Street!
• Catch the cowboys: GRAHAM NORWOOD meets the 'sheriff' of the building trade
• Michelle's masterclass in hugs: Mrs Obama sparks frenzy among adoring schoolgirls
• TOM UTLEY: Thank goodness I have two sisters, otherwise I would not have been such a charming, capable and modest chap
• Wisden's wonder woman Taylor is one in the eye for traditionalists
• Grapefruit diet warning after blood clot scare
• MAIL COMMENT: G20 produces an almost historic compromise...
• Emirates grounds crew with unpaid leave in effort to cut costs
• Bullion prices hit sharply by IMF plan to sell off gold
• QUENTIN LETTS: Where's the red zone? You're not allowed to know at the secret G20 ball
• Scotland hero McCormack ready to prove he has Premier quality
• ALEX BRUMMER: What the G20 pledges said and what they meant
• Jaguar Land Rover to get £800m in Government bailout lifeline
• How Jane Austen was robbed of her real Mr Darcy - by her sister
• Shearer plea to Owen: Stay fit, score goals and fire Newcastle to safety
• Aviva slashes 1,600 jobs following huge losses
• I adore being a Glamorous Gran but why ARE children today so mollycoddled asks JILLY JOHNSON
• Prudent Co-op is stealing a march on its stricken rivals
• Booze banned: Peat crackdown could also cost Ferguson Scotland captaincy
• Rewriting the rules of capitalism: G20 leaders agree global crackdown on excesses that led to disaster
• Charles Sale: England stars have an image problem
• The next big thing: Pixie Lott
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE on how the Wizard Of Oz is set for a massive musical makeover
• Eugenie, Her Royal Hoodiness, joins the smoking crowd
• They just can't get enough: One-time synthesiser sissies Depeche Mode are back on song
• DAVID JONES: Jack Johnson, the black boxer greater than Ali who was thrown in jail for sleeping with white women
• AFRO SAMURAI: Predictable and dull gameplay... better stick with Streetfighter
• JAN MOIR: G20 WAGs and a patronising hen party from hell
• MARTIN SAMUEL: Shearer knows his status alone won't rescue Newcastle
• BGC ordered to stop poaching staff from rival
• Hopes of recovery as investors return to the stock market
• Tate & Lyle profits not very sweet as company issues another profit warning
• Anfield icon Dalglish backs Liverpool to make Manchester United feel the heat
• Sharon Stone, Mariah Carey and Clint Eastwood head A-list junketeers at opening of £75m super hotel
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Brand turns up at a G20 protest - as the global village idiot
• Mothercare in overseas sales boom as turnover rises 40%
• Southern hemisphere officials hit out at 'ridiculous' European conspiracy
• MAD WORLD: Bloody good fun
• Wigan boss Bruce fires broadside at 'unprofessional' Zaki
• G20 FOCUS: Leaders collectively aim for a global takeover
• Foreign deals sour at HBOS as new research reveals extent of debt
• WHEELMAN: Diesel power is simply the best
• Cockayne escapes jail but Hull KR full back may still be banned
• MARTIN SAMUEL: Less English, more tattoos. That really is ALL Britain needs!
• It's a whole new ball game at Fulham under sagacious King Roy
• Contraceptive pill for men a step closer after scientists isolate 'infertility gene'
• ALEX BRUMMER COMMENT: Shares lead the way back
• MARKET REPORT: Ray of sunshine for City traders
• Hart to Hart with a Hollywood sex god: Petronella Wyatt meets Robert Wagner
• Wheelchair-boy 'miraculously walks again' at memorial visit to tomb of Pope John Paul II
• Westwood blows the field away in Houston with his early show
• Cavendish and Wiggins both claim stage wins in Belgium
• Can you laugh a woman into bed? Five men try to impress CLAUDIA CONNELL with their GSOH
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Lord Myners is proposed by Guardian friends join exclusive club that turned Paxman down
• Federer & Co trailing women in the cash stakes in Florida
• Sam Turner: Give Voy Por Ustedes another go
• The Data Bank - all the top tips for Friday, April 3
• From hero to zero: How Hamilton fibs have flawed the sporting icon
• Sound Of Music star Connie Fisher tells how her brief encounter became true love
• O'Neill loses gallant Dancer after Aintree curse strikes again
• RELIGULOUS: What mumbo-jumbo!
• Robinson tipped for Scotland job after Hadden pays the price
• Finally, an arrival to celebrate
• Judge slaps down Madonna adoption bid: 'I won't let you just jet in and take one of Malawi's children'
• MONSTERS VS ALIENS: A right little monster
• Hughes: Time is right to drop City's travel-sick Robinho
• THE BOAT THAT ROCKED: More like the boat that sank
• Martin Samuel: Why Fabio will allow Wayne to be his 'crazy guy'
• Strauss growing into lead role and aiming to finish tour on a high
• Police trace truck parked outside missing chef Claudia's house night she disappeared
• Antony And Cleopatra: Cleopatra? She's just a big-hearted local lass
• Tusk Tusk: They muck us up, our mums and dads
• The world at their feet, but credit Fabio with England's resurgence
• Spring Awakening: Too much sugar and not enough spice
• Peter Jackson: Herring heeds medical advice and retires as head injuries escalate
• Sit down Boris! (Or how the mayor tried - and failed - to stage a walkout over snow fiasco)
• Chuck the chintz back into your home for an antique-look floral interior
• 'Privacy risk' of new mobiles that give away location and stored details to marketing firms
• THE LIST: Nos 10-1 of the greatest England heroes of all time
• Hamilton controversy: The stewards' statement and the key radio transcript
• The Egghead and the Hourglass: THE GENIUS AND THE GODDESS BY JEFFREY MEYERS
• 'Please stop': Taliban flog girl, 17, as she begs for mercy in 'honour' punishment
• Beauties and the beast: Meet the stars of Primeval
• Cameron backs controversial plans to give MPs pay rises in exchange for perks
• I don't like what I see in the mirror, says Fiona Bruce
• Ministers in U-turn over plans to force pupils to master three Rs
• Fireman who quit service with girlfriend in sexism row shoots her and then himself in front of his mother
• Eriksson axed as Honduras defeat sees Mexico fighting for World Cup spot
• 'We are NOT offended': Palace tries to smooth over Queen's 'Why does that man have to shout' jibe at Berlusconi
• Pictured: The man who died in G20 violence as he returned home from work
• Chelsea linked with double Milan raid for Kaka and coach Ancelotti
• Pensioner died after Tesco chemist accidentally gave her the wrong pills
• Pictured: Jessica Biel learning the ropes for film role as stripper
• Pretty in pink: Dancing On Ice queen Suzanne Shaw shows off her stunning figure as 2009 tour kicks off
• That's rich! Liverpool put off Eto'o by £7m wage demands from Barca striker
• Slated! Sixteen American TV stations refuse to air Osbourne family's new show because it's 'pathetic'
• Our breakfast show: Celebrities snap their morning moments
• Double England boost: Flintoff and Pietersen passed fit for series decider
• RBS denies pay will soar after bonus cuts
• Me and my school photo: Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
• Helen Mirren: How I feel about becoming a dame...
• Carragher praises old pal Murphy for boosting Liverpool's title hopes
• Gavin & Stacey star Mathew Horne collapses on stage during West End show
• G20: Brown unveils $1trn economy boost
• A week in the life of... The (completely made up) diary of Gordon Ramsay
• Sent to jail, the £80m fraudster who bought Morse's car
• Backing for Burley as SFA announce rules to prevent bad player behaviour
• Father-of-two beaten to death by gang after police ignore six 999 calls
• Animal lover raises £10,000 through Facebook campaign to save her sick dog's life
• How will trust affect my inheritance?
• The 'Superkid' who can lift five-pound weights and move furniture at THREE
• Barca chief admits Arsenal's Fabregas would be perfect at the Nou Camp
• Your problems answered
• I appeared on The One Show - that brilliantly successful hotbed of lust, scandal and Thatcherite racism
• Defender Davies warns Villa to be prepared for United backlash
• Aviva announces 1,100 jobs to be axed
• Father-daughter day out: Armed robber spotted holding up convenience store with child in tow
• The naked ambition behind Germany's first nudist hotel
• EastEnders' Stacey Slater attempts to reignite affair with former father-in-law Max Branning
• Fake tan, fascinators and overdressed fillies: Welcome to race day at Aintree
• New Transformers robots unveiled... as leading lady Megan Fox says she's bored of being a sex symbol
• Thousands of young teenage girls hospitalised after binge drinking
• Day trip for family of four to Disneyland Paris for just £75!
• Lewis the liar: World champion accused of cheating in Australia then hit with speeding fine in Malaysia
• Taylor Wimpey shares jump on debt hopes
• This life: TV presenter Jay Hunt on climbing back from debt
• Get a defence, turn up in the first half, avoid red cards, score some goals and beat Chelsea - five of the ten things Shearer must do to keep Newcastle up
• Hammers goal king Cole ruled out for six weeks after England injury
• Aviva reveals plan for 1,700 job cuts
• Digital Luggage Scale £19.99
• Crop of the flops: The five worst haircuts in the Premier League
• Keane doesn't know whether to aim for the stars or look over his shoulder
• Pensioner, 93, killed motorcyclist on the day he retired as family calls for laws on older drivers to be changed
• Tenant admits beating British couple to death with hammer when they demanded rent
• Shearer demands goals from Owen as Newcastle set their sights on survival
• Lewis Hamilton stripped of third-place finish at Australian Grand Prix after 'misleading' race stewards
• Trulli deserved: Toyota driver insists justice is done after Lewis loses out
• Eight-hour agony of woman who mistook nail glue for eye drops
• HSBC cuts mortgage deposits for best rate
• Liz Hurley covers up as she cuts the ribbon at opening of first boutique for swimwear range
• Pictured: The woman whose hair is EIGHT FEET long (despite her owning a beauty parlour)
• Sir Richard Attenborough remembers Kindertransport
• Policewoman who moonlighted as £100-an-hour prostitute entertained 20 clients a week
• It's A Man's World: Ian Poulter
• Maradona's Argentina woe: Every Bolivia goal was a stab in my heart
• Frank Lampard's new WAG Saskia Boxford makes her England debut
• The Carnegie Cup: Sportsmail's match-by-match fourth round preview
• Goodbye Jade: Thousands turn out for Princess Diana-style funeral
• Arshavin and Pavlyuchenko put rivalry aside to learn the London lingo
• I'm in the mood for giving up smoking: Coleen Nolan vows to quit after seeing into her future
• Tycoon 'who killed his family and torched mansion said he would rather commit suicide than lose millionaire lifestyle'
• Head Bull McNamara aims to keep Bradford's cup hopes alive in France
• Travel Medication Organiser £29.99
• Watch out Broughton! Street View fans plan to descend on 'privacy' village for photo fest
• United sweat over Ferdinand fitness after defender picks up England injury
• Beauty Bible Beauty Clinic with Jo Fairley and Sarah Stacey
• Daisy Lowe on a high after landing new MTV series
• Don't mention Russell Brand... Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs arrives on Corrie's cobbles
• Southampton may not last until the end of the season after administration blow
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: It's agony for Alan, David, KP, little Frank and Alfred
• New England coach will have just days to plan how to win the Ashes
• John Terry's mother and mother-in-law are sued by Tesco over shoplifting spree to deter 'flood of chancers'
• Man cleared of trying to kill wife using homemade firebomb
• What links Mariah Carey, Stephen Fry and Barack Obama? The celebrity Twitter ecosystem
• Britain retains the right to overtime as talks on EU's 48-hour work week dramatically collapse
• Spurs coach in hot water after being sent off during Villa reserves test
• Lizzie Jagger releases her inner mermaid with cascading curls at Gucci party
• Injury-hit Wasps ask Johnson to allow Cipriani to play three games in a week
• Babington House: Where you can rub shoulders with Stephen Daldry
• The adorable leopard cubs who are best friends with a baby orangutan
• Terrorised couple have £100,000 damages award withdrawn
• Steep drop in top-rate taxpayers predicted
• Taylor Wimpey soars on debt deal news
• Anxious father DRIVES behind his son as he walks to school... but is warned he faces arrest
• Lampard hails England's bulldog spirit under Capello after Wembley win
• HARRY PHIBBS: Memo to Dave, the public DOES want spending cuts
• 'Gherkin' firm in a pickle with 10% staff cut planned
• 'I'd jump off an 80ft cliff into the sea': Hugh Jackman, an action star off screen too
• What I ate this week: Katie Derham's daily diet
• Keira Knightley beaten by jealous lover in hard-hitting domestic abuse TV campaign
• Family's anger as speeding cab driver who killed son in car crash is handed £500 fine
• Credit crunch eases as banks lend more
• Funeral home loses licence after worker chopped off legs of 6ft7in man to fit him in coffin
• Debt relief orders
• Valentino the mahogany man truly outshines alabaster Anne Hathaway and sun-kissed Gwyneth Paltrow on red carpet
• Sheringham warns 'hot-head' Wayne to cool it or risk doing a Gazza
• Bootylicious Beyonce flies through the air with the greatest of (un)ease
• YOU named Supplement of the Year
• Council chief who commutes 365 miles a week from Edinburgh to Bournemouth - and costs taxpayers £200,000 a year
• Redknapp: Shearer is the only man who could turn the tide of gloom at Toon
• Who's a clever toy? The Gomboc
• Man arrested after allegedly slaughtering 13 lions - and some rhinos - in his downstairs living room
• HATCHET MAN: City midfielder Johnson times his return to fitness just in time to be sold in the summer
• They're with the band: The Saturdays recreate Robert Palmer's iconic 80s video look
• IT contracts
• Strong advances lead a bounce back: Thursday latest from the London Stock Exchange
• Mobility scooter with a mind of its own whisks elderly woman off on hair-raising five-mile ride
• Pop's next big thing? Er, Lion Cheese
• HATCHET MAN: Change the record Rafa - we're all bored with the 'quit' line, you got a new big-money deal so stop whining about the past
• I don't understand my tax code
• The seven-year-old agony aunt who is dishing out advice on the radio
• HATCHET MAN: Is Shearer Wise to replace toilet paper-buying Dennis with bog standard failure Dowie?
• Profit warning issued by Tate & Lyle
• Fat, paralytic composer Handel 'was a binge-eater who swallowed too much lead'
• Aussie blow for Hamilton after FIA strip 'misleading' McLaren third place finish
• Beckham: England must not get carried away by perfect start
• HATCHET MAN: If United do win anything this season it will be in spite of Berbatov not because of him
• Britons prefer a Chinese to a curry
• Octuplets under attack: Vandals throw baby's car seat through window of Suleman's mini-van
• British star Haye handed heavyweight title shot at champion Klitschko
• Co-op banking arm boosts profits as customers leave High St banks
• Mothercare reports another sales lift
• 'Gherkin' firm Swiss Re in a pickle as 10% of staff cut
• British 'fastest kettle in the world' steam car powers through test launch
• Berbatov backs United to overcome absences and take top trophies
• In pictures: The pomp, pageantry and violence of the Obamas' visit
• FTSE soars by almost 4.5% on back of hopes of G20 global rescue deal
• Click and shop! Retail expert Patricia Davidson's favourite travel websites
• Myners: RBS board 'confused' over pension
• Co-op wins as savers flock to safety
• Liverpool boss Benitez reveals that Anfield owners almost forced him out
• Mothercare looking healthy with sales uplift
• What the back pages say: I almost quit Liverpool reveals Rafa, Saints face 10-point deduction, City sicker Onuoha slams Lampard
• Apprentice Watch: Rocky's knocked out for making a meal of lunch
• Man arrested over pizza delivery murder of two British soldiers gunned down by IRA terrorists
• Heidi Klum squeezes into PVC hotpants and towering heels as her sexy Rodeo Drive shoot continues
• Harlequins 40 Worcester 14: Easter treat puts Quins on top of the table
• G20's no quick fix, warns Darling as questions grow about fine print of $1trillion deal
• Nationwide: Shock jump in house prices
• Gracious Burley is ready to forgive his shamed Scotland stars
• Has Carla Bruni turned shy? French First Lady dodges a kiss from Barack Obama
• U.S. Marshals seize £6.4m home and two boats belonging to disgraced Bernard Madoff
• Reuters chief headlines the UK pay charts
• Scotland 2 Iceland 1: Steven falls in as sniper - Tartan Army back on the march
• Twittering and watching YouTube videos 'makes workers more productive'
• Hospital told mother she had MRSA 'by sending her a text'
• Tina Brown on Michelle Obama: 'She's so big-time. So self-confident'
• Bath 22 Wasps 14: Fears for skipper Lipman but Meehan's men march on
• Pound is on the rise as industry perks up
• Masked Russell Brand joins anarchists at G20 demonstration
• Why having a sister makes you happier and helps families bond
• G20: Obama's in no position to boss anyone around
• Wales 0 Germany 2: Toshack slams ref for getting the key decisions wrong
• Italy 1 Rep of Ireland 1: Keane's late goal steals the show for Trapattoni
• Suicide on demand for the healthy: 'It's a marvellous possibility for all' says Dignitas boss
• Staff poaching row ends up in court
• Posh is back in shoulder pads and high heels at Wembley
• House prices and shares are UP for first time in 16 months... but don't celebrate yet
• Stock market close: Footsie soars on G20 deal
• Northern Ireland 1 Slovenia 0: Delight as Feeney keeps the dream alive
• Geldof girls glam up to paint the town red in matching dresses... but it's back to grunge to REALLY party just hours later
• International outrage as North Korea launches missile in 'satellite test'
• Life lessons: Jane Fonda on the wisdom that has influenced and inspired her life
• GM could face bankruptcy by summer
• Charles Sale: Briatore haunted by mystery man
• First Keegan, then Sir Bobby - now the last of the Three Kings has arrived at Newcastle and suddenly Europe's no longer a dream - even for this season
• Households face April bills blow
• Wise out of Newcastle's door as Shearer brings in his new coaching team
• JAMIE REDKNAPP: Big Al the manager is on to a sure thing - the likes of Butt and Owen will see to that
• Why Shearer accepted: He loves Toon and knows he's their hope for survival
• Toon hero Shearer targets survival after admitting lure of Newcastle job was too strong
• Silhouettes: Famous faces... but can you recognise these celebrities by their shape?
• STEPHEN GLOVER: Far from being the solution, Myners is the face of capitalism
• The two fat ladies: I'm exactly like Cindy Crawford (minus the body)
• TV is turning our children into little yobs - and here's who to blame
• SEVEN price rises to hit families from this week adding an extra £145 to average annual bills
• Who gets the girl? Funny men have the last laugh...
• How white wine can leave your teeth stained
• England 2 Ukraine 1: Terry enjoys final glory as Three Lions eye South Africa
• MAIL COMMENT: Amid the razzmatazz, there's work to do
• GUY WALTERS: 'It's MR Walters to you' - why has everyone become so oh-so familiar?
• Gathered in one room, leaders of the world are all smiles (except Sarkozy)
• The inspirational wonder widow: How one granny's selflessness changed thousands of lives
• Obese women 'should come off Pill to reduce risk of stroke'
• World beater! Terry's late winner takes England a step closer to the finals
• ROBERT HARDMAN: Storming of the RBS by the men in balaclavas
• Ministers should be stripped of their powers to set national curriculum, say teachers
• How sleep 'clears room in the brain'
• MARTIN SAMUEL ON ENGLAND: Capello Capps it to perfect effect
• Our magnificent seven: Mail newspapers win accolades at British Press Awards
• More than 200 paedophiles spared jail - with offenders let off with only a caution
• We'll strike, say BA cabin crew faced with job cuts
• Why boys need a jab for cervical cancer: Only then will girls be totally protected, say experts
• Cotton wool generation: Nine out of 10 children don't play outside
• My week as a Mad Men wife: Life as a 50s spouse - with no job, no cleaner and endless cooking
• Sarah Brown introduces the cream of British female talent (and Naomi Campbell) to Michelle at girls' night in
• Baby boy died after signs of abuse were missed by health care workers
• Sir Alan doesn't like northerners, claims sandwich shop boss Rocky as he misses the cut on the Apprentice
• Brave Farrah Fawcett has crossed the world in search of a cancer cure - but can she find a miracle?
• Stoke striker Mamady Sidibe ruled out for season with knee injury
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