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• QUENTIN LETTS: The Almighty himself could scarcely have been noisier
• A glass of red wine? It's the drink to help you think
• Walkers creates crisps that defy the crunch
• The 'United Condom': How Jacqui Smith porn scandal made Britain the laughing stock of the world
• BBC's hunt for the 'mole' who leaked proof of Jacqui Smith's porn claim misses the target
• Living doll: Eva Longoria shows there is nothing desperate about her figure
• CITY FOCUS: How a fall lifted spirits at Marks & Spencer
• Championship strugglers Southampton playing the administration card
• Nationwide screening 'could halve cases of prostate cancer'
• MPs keep £7.7m of expenses in the family by employing relatives and paying for their travel
• 'Play rugby? We'd rather do Pilates': Schools downgrade 'unpopular' field sports
• One in three can't find an NHS dentist - and half can't afford one
• Dumb UK 'heading back to the Dark Ages' thanks to cult of celebrity, says senior Tory
• The march of the miniature heroes: Auction of toy soldiers takes Max Hastings on a magical journey back to his boyhood
• England U21s 0 France U21s 2: French make it a miserable return for Pearce
• Homeowners face further falls in prices
• The couple who paid for FSA's failure over mortgage fraud
• Prince Harry does Top Gun as he makes his first solo flight
• EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Piers the 'fly' gets stung by The Guardian wasp
• ALEX BRUMMER COMMENT: A plague on both their houses
• LORD TEBBIT: A nation of haves and have-nots - every day the gulf widens
• Barry is out! Scotland manager Burley axes Ferguson and McGregor
• The man who hated celebrity: Alfred Wainwright teaches us about the quiet modesty of true talent
• Henson's Lions tour in doubt after injury rules him out for rest of season
• Porsche: The hedge fund that makes cars
• Top head warns against Sats' 'cramming culture' as quarter of 11-year-olds fail English and maths
• MAIL COMMENT: What shocks Auntie? It's not expenses, but the mole at the Commons
• Shearer to save Magpies: Newcastle legend and Iain Dowie to launch Premier League rescue mission at St James'
• MAIL COMMENT: A story of two nations... the private employee and the public sector worker
• Top nations hit back against rule changes and force red-card for ELVs
• Failed Icelandic firms start to sell High St investments
• Police chief's warning of a return to '80s-style recession riots
• Jamie Redknapp: Frank's right, cleaning boots taught us respect
• England wing Sackey admits his Lions dream is hanging by a thread
• Injuries to Benayoun and Hyypia could thwart Liverpool's title tilt
• Forget the sex... Kim Cattrall goes for dressed-down in the city
• Where is Lord Mandelson's business lifeline?
• Manchester City's summer sell-off to fund spending spree
• MAIL COMMENT: Learning the lessons of this shameful war
• Charles Sale: Murray dumps his makeover maestro
• Rory's roaring on: And even Nicklaus pops in to say Hi!
• Isa transfers pick up pace as banks act on bungling
• Scent-er back: Ferdinand unveils his secret for sniffing out danger
• Full hearts and empty bellies: The young, innocent maid and the aristocrat in need of an heir
• Use your cash Isa this tax year - or lose it
• England are my priority and I've learned to be less frank in future, insists hurt KP
• Should I tell my husband I helped our 15-year-old daughter have an abortion?
• ALLISON PEARSON: Sorry, but I was fooled by selfish Madonna
• Why mothers in a cold climate are more likely to have boys
• Capello hails his main man: 'Rooney is one of the best in the world'
• Rooney's top dog: Capello says Wayne will be as good as superstar Raul
• Loan rates rise after payment protection ban
• Sharron Davies head to Twickenham to cheer on her son in U15 final
• Nick Clegg's in a spin over Obama visit
• Wales skipper Bellamy: Northern Irish turn me green with envy
• Truro and St Peter's prepare to square up in their wild west showdown
• Remortgage to save yourself a mint
• Martin Samuel: Why history could prove Fabio wrong over talisman Owen
• National build-up: Lee makes a timely return and Williams faces anxious wait
• At last, a biodegradable chewing gum that doesn't stick around
• Cash-strapped retirees opt for equity release
• The Data Bank: All the top racing tips for Wednesday, 1 April
• Wales hoping their century-long wait for a National winner could be over soon
• The Apprentice contestants cook up a storm... but will togas put diners off?
• Puffy-eyed Nigella Lawson looks a little short of beauty sleep
• £35bn upgrade by Network Rail 'will make trains run on time and end over-crowding'
• King's Macclesfield carry the hopes of the north
• ANDREW ALEXANDER: Summits? They are for show, not solutions...
• The Judd capture the imagination with magical U15 Cup run
• Botox 'helps us be happy' by stopping the face from frowning
• This one's for you Mum! Final is a family affair for Truro's Matavesi brothers
• Wilkin: I want St Helens to have another battle against Leeds
• Laura's on a No 1 high while Murray marches into quarter-finals
• Tait's try against Scotland was a flashback to his Barnard Castle days
• ASH WEDNESDAY: How much has Sir Trevor developed English football
• THE LAST WORD by TONY HAZELL: Lacking in Authority
• Wigan strikers Mido and Zaki clash on international duty with Egypt
• THE MONEY DOCTOR: Why hasn't insurance paid up for burglary?
• The great escape from zombie bonds
• Nicky Campbell forced to apologise after branding guest 'Fascist' on his BBC radio show
• How never-weds will outnumber married couples
• Frail but determined: Cancer stricken Farrah Fawcett fights on
• Rush to cut debt as the crisis bites
• Two arrested in connection with insider trading scandal as FSA clamps down on market abuse
• 10 tax tips to act on now - before the tax year ends
• MRSA screening introduced for all surgery patients from today
• Father had children snatched from him for five years after partner made false paedophile claims, High Court told
• The £1bn tax U-turn for small firms: Darling FINALLY helps businesses struggling to survive
• Teenage girl harnessed to bull and forced to plough field 'to end a dry spell'
• Financial Services Authority sleeping on the job again
• What would Nelson say? EU says our naval bases should be controlled by Brussels
• 94mph policeman 'killed girl, 16, as he drove without siren' on a call that was false alarm
• Thousands of criminals released from jail early under 'reckless' plan to free up space
• Keane gives thumbs up to new Spurs stadium as latest plans are unveiled
• Pensioner banned from driving after being caught doing 10mph on shopping trip
• Savings protection increase mooted
• The black box that tracks every mile you drive and will make speed cameras obsolete
• Yesterday's trading: Quintain's cash call sparks fear
• Brown DOES do God as he calls for new world order in sermon at St Paul's
• Licence fee police may target you for watching TV on Net
• Nappies at nine, News at ten: How our favourite autocuties juggle work and motherhood
• THE LIST: Nos 30-21 of the greatest England heroes of all time
• Safety first as Stoke refuse to push Sidibe in fitness fight
• Poetry
• The whole body airport scanner that reveals your underwear
• By royal appointment: Hen party at the palace. PLUS reader discount offer
• I'll never shy away from taking a penalty - despite the agony of my Moscow miss, insists Chelsea and England hero John Terry
• Nifty at fifty: Rooney is now producing goods for club and country, says Rio
• Charity shop chic: Kate Moss reworks thrift store finds for new Topshop line
• What recession? £65m yacht for German billionaire who cut employee wages, while disgraced French bank boss lines up for £20m pension pot
• Here comes the judge: Amanda Holden lets rip at her Britain's Got Talent co-stars
• Historical novels
• Recession fever: When worry becomes obsession
• Twins who found each other 28 years after being separated at birth are awarded £500,000
• Ford offers to cover car payments if customers lose their jobs
• PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Walcott at England training... even though the Arsenal star isn't in Capello's squad
• Move along Jamelia, someone more famous is coming... officious policeman embarrasses posing pop star
• Masterly diary of a minister low in rank, high in wit:A VIEW FROM THE FOOTHILLS by Chris Mullin
• Two-timed lover 'stabbed her rival to death before calmly driving off to work'
• Newspaper and magazine share tips
• Horoscopes
• In which I might as well be just a blob, ie, pointless
• 'I have never read the EU constitution', admits Europe Minister Caroline Flint
• Neighbour from hell 'blew up own home' minutes before eviction
• Nice work if you can get it: THE PLEASURES AND SORROWS OF WORK BY ALAIN DE BOTTON
• AC Milan and England superstar David Beckham tops football's rich list - again
• Reading group choice: The Clothes On Their Backs by Linda Grant
• Your problems answered
• New Israeli government is so bloated it needs an extra Cabinet table to accommodate it
• Teenage lesbian 'raped in alleyway by man who refused to accept she was gay'
• Green scene with Sheherazade Goldsmith: Sweeter Easter treats
• Guy Ritchie treats his lawyer to lavish dinner after finalising divorce from Madonna
• Oprah's private South African school rocked by SECOND lesbian sex scandal in 18 months
• Taxpayer to stump up an extra £800,000 every YEAR to bail out MPs' gold-plated pensions
• Health notes
• EXCLUSIVE: De Villiers senses England revival on Lions tour
• In a taxi with… Revamped 80s singing sensation Rick Astley
• Three Lions, kings of Spain and classy Dutch are almost on the plane to South Africa 2010
• Make-up masterclass: Stop the clock!
• Becks appeal: Phil 'The Power' Taylor copies the Beckhams' perfume advert
• Angelina Jolie's 'explosive row' with Brad Pitt over his beer-drinking session
• Can I take my pension abroad with me?
• Spanish giants Barcelona set to make move for Chelsea keeper Cech
• Barclays in talks to sell its iShares asset management unit for £3billion
• Motorists hit by third fuel stealth tax in 14 months as families face annual petrol bill price hike of £54
• Women turn history into a bizarre soap opera, says Starkey
• Baugur sell-off raises Debenhams fears
• Mother-to-be is ordered out of a pub by staff concerned for health of her baby
• Liverpool keeper Reina on top of the world for Anfield skipper Gerrard
• How your £120,000 pension is protected
• I'm not going to croak yet: Brullie the bullfrog in world first to have a steel pin fitted to broken leg
• UK economic recovery 'hamstrung by debt'
• I didn't fancy our chances of getting Kaka to come to City, says Richards
• Four bosses held hostage at French Caterpillar truck factory as credit crunch threatens more jobs
• Young Gunner Ramsey happy with the hype as Wales prepare to face Germany
• Over 60s and under 16s to swim for free at council pools in new Olympic drive
• Mother-in-law 'kept her sons' three wives locked up like slaves for 13 years'
• All the President's men: Obama flies in to Britain with 500 staff and his own armoured car in tow
• 5ft female fitness fanatic pins knife-wielding attacker to a wall
• Treasury minister urged to quit after letter says he DID know of Sir Fred's deal
• Peaches Geldof shops for a new boyfriend... and you'll never guess who's on her list
• Moneybags QPR to demote current boss Sousa in shake-up this summer
• Cold war breaks out in orbit between Russia and U.S. over sharing toilets on International Space Station
• Cash Isas: The best offers for 2009
• Natalie Cassidy on the long road back to fitness as she resumes her training regime
• British economy facing worst year since WWII but will fare better than the U.S. and Japan, says think tank
• Woman convicted of blocking dying heart patient's ambulance with her car after dispute over shared driveway
• Highest public earners awarded inflation-busting 1.5% pay rise
• HATCHET MAN: Sir Alex will kick himself over Pique if Barca become United's Euro threat
• UK economic recovery 'hamstrung by debt'
• Hand us back our rightful spot in Premier League, demands Leeds star Sodje
• Juventus chief dismisses reports of Trezeguet leaving Serie A for Chelsea
• World's most powerful laser prepares to mimic nuclear reactions at centre of the Sun
• HATCHET MAN: Let's be frank how many of Lampard's team-mates have had it hard?
• You're too big for your boots! After Lampard hits out, what about the boot boys that went on to become major stars?
• Fears grow in Russia over Chelsea's attempts to lure Hiddink away
• Ukraine midfielder Aliev not ready to praise England boss Capello just yet
• HATCHET MAN: Flirting Fabregas is happy to flaunt his charmed life in an ugly way
• The euro mortgage on our holiday house paid off our UK home loan
• As bad as the Taliban? Afghan President backs law which 'legalises rape within marriage'
• Brazilian man's miracle survival after he shoots HIMSELF in the head with a six-inch fishing spear
• Mechanic who cut finger repairing police car gets £400,000 payout
• Pictured: The dramatic abseil rescue of three sheep left stranded after falling down a 250ft cliff
• Cairn on track for Rajasthan oil and targets Greenland drilling
• Heroin addict who killed girlfriend's toddler son jailed for ten years
• How I was raped by the bogus guru of suburbia, by dancer
• Fashion for life: What's with the bank-statement dressing?
• Spurs star Hutton has heart set on getting Scotland back on track against Iceland
• HATCHET MAN: Business as usual? Arsenal must decide whether they want to be the new Villa or Chelsea
• Young scientists prepare to launch rockets... carrying eggs
• HARRY PHIBBS: Transgender jokes? Thought police might arrest YOU
• Serial cat killer on the loose again as dozens of pets targeted in anti-freeze poisonings
• Porsche lands €6.8bn windfall as it is cleared over short-selling stocks
• EastEnders star Adam Woodyatt exposes those impersonating his co-stars on Twitter
• Natasha Donovan on living in the unwelcome shadow of a celebrity
• Online music store Spotify to rival iTunes with £3 albums
• April Fool's Day computer virus is activated... but fails to cause internet chaos
• Princess Diana's niece Kitty Spencer goes public with surfer boyfriend Jasper
• RYAN SHORTHOUSE: Alcohol price hikes won't stop binge drinkers
• Shevchenko: My lack of practice won't stop me making life hell for England
• Lamps is wrong, youngsters shouldn't get their hands dirty, blasts PFA chief
• Chelsea boss Hiddink admits to his key role in Arsenal's swoop for Arshavin
• Six years and 179 lives lost: Tributes paid as British troops begin the final pull-out from Iraq
• Coleen Rooney shows the first sign of her baby bump
• M&S boost gives retail relief: Tuesday latest from London Stock Exchange
• Ancelotti shoots down talk of Chelsea, saying: I want to stay with AC Milan
• Who tapped up who? Five famous footballing rows
• South Downs becomes Britain's newest national park... but will it be a forest of red tape?
• Jennifer Garner steps out in her credit crunch underwear
• Van Persie: We must start winning trophies or I'll walk away from Arsenal
• Spurs striker Pavlyuchenko out to make sure Hiddink leaves Chelsea
• NORTHERN EXPOSURE: Sunderland need uncertain Cisse to fire them to safety
• Clinton Cards unveils new bank terms
• Hertha need Champions League to fund bid for Liverpool loan star Voronin
• Gun-toting OAP who shot 'mugger' wishes she'd killed him after he sues for $5m
• Life after Harry still proves magical as Bloomsbury beats forecasts
• Honda creates a robot controlled by power of thought
• Owen snubbed again by England in favour of Agbonlahor as Crouch is handed start against Ukraine
• You still can't come in, George: Judge backs Canadian ruling banning Galloway
• Bellway hopeful as housing interest picks up
• Anger at snub for Scots Dunfermline bid
• Teacher faces disciplinary action after parent uncovers racy lingerie photos online
• 'I didn't stay in the room the night Jade died... I couldn't listen to her struggle for breath,' says Jack Tweed
• British man found dead in Spain with an arrow through his heart
• A fine romance with lots of kissing for Kelly Osbourne and fiancé Luke Worrall in Miami
• Pictured: The bizarre zoo where the 'mane' event for visitors is getting sit on a fully grown male lion's back
• UK homebuilder Bellway reports first-half loss
• Telly Addicks told to ponder video nasty after Charlton's year to forget
• Building societies
• From princess to comic book hero: Now Diana gets her own comic cover
• Is he really my daddy, Madonna? Star takes David to meet his real father... but he doesn't recognise him
• When watchdogs fail to bark
• Comment: Brown must tackle tax havens
• Jennifer Lopez returns from her weekend break in Japan... with ELEVEN bags
• Debt driven down for first time since 1993
• United manager Sir Alex tried to land Barcelona boss Guardiola, says agent
• Worry has driven down debt for the first time since 1993
• Archbishop tells Britons to 'grow up' in warning over violent knee-jerk culture
• I'm 'aving a fag: Lily Allen goes for milkshakes and a cigarette to beat jet lag after landing in LA
• Jeers to cheers: Lampard 'stronger' having battled the Wembley boo-boys
• Yesterday's trading: Day of terror on trading floors
• Help! Paul McCartney has a wardrobe malfunction... but Nancy distracts attention with her glittery leggings
• iPhone and Blackberry users to get free calls using Skype
• Barry rues Aston Villa collapse as England manager Capello steers clear
• Heathrow and Gatwick are voted worst airports in the UK
• Small firms suffer £100m rates blow
• Barclays rebuffs insurance scheme
• Mars has a spring clear-out
• Vauxhall job fears after Obama ultimatum
• Veteran Neville eyes Premier League title run-in after reserve team return
• Ireland in crisis as global credit rating cut
• Stock market close: M&S boost for retailers
• Dressed to kilt: Andie MacDowell and daughters hit the catwalk for Sean Connery's Scottish fashion show
• What the back pages say: Lampard slams the pampered kids, Owen told to pick football or horses and Seve speaks out
• M&S slowdown puts pressure on Sir Stuart
• Signs of recovery for M&S after its new food promotions help slow sales decline
• Commons mole is touting MPs' expense claims for £300,000, claims Labour MP
• Banks need family values says Brown
• More than two hundred feared drowned after boats crammed with migrants sink off coast of Libya
• Smiling Jade Jagger enjoys dinner date with Geri Halliwell's ex-fiance Fabrizio Politi
• BBC tells TV Licensing to cease 'bully boy' tactics on fee collection
• Police use CS gas to break up Parliament brawl after late-night Tory drinks party
• Under the microscope: Christopher Biggins
• D-Day heroes' £183,000 'thank you' to Mail readers
• Doctors said that I was lucky, says Ballesteros the rebel
• Dublin in crisis as Ireland's global credit rating is cut