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• They're back: Mass of migrants queue up at Calais to reach 'Promised Land' UK
• Could a tax on chocolate (hmmm... chocolate) be the answer to the obesity crisis?
• Marley & Me: Not bad for a dog
• Cornwall rides the tide for investors: Overseas visitors are creating a boom in holiday homes
• Stenson shows his naked ambition as he strips down in the Florida mud
• MAIL COMMENT: Defenceless destroyer
• Loyalist leaders warned to keep a lid on revenge
• Steal eclectic touches from the past to bring your home right up to date
• UEFA promise more police for Rome final after Arsenal fans attacked
• MAIL COMMENT: Swamped by red tape
• MAIL COMMENT: The sheer folly of mass migration
• Michael Owen back into battle for Newcastle 'cup final' against Hull
• Royal Navy's new warships will take to the seas... without protection from air attack
• Andy Townsend's view on the Champions League last 16
• 'Not a day goes by when I don't think of Mummy': Prince William describes his grief
• MARTIN SAMUEL: What about a Comic Relief for the Olympics?
• Bougherra makes a Final pledge to repay faith of Rangers fans
• Currency war fears after Swiss devaluation
• 'I hired a private eye to catch my cheating hubby': How far would YOU go to see if your husband was unfaithful?
• Amec draws up shopping list of possible acquisitions
• Man City 2 Aalborg 0: Shaun's stunner puts City in the driving seat
• ROAD TO THE G20: Watchdogs get their claws out as banks quake
• Mandelson under fire over EC cash: 'Golden goodbye' should be made public, say Tories
• David Tennant and Davina McCall lock lips as Comic Relief raises record £57m
• Standard Life eases insurance concerns over cash cushions
• JAN MOIR: Please, girls! We can't be THAT desperate
• TOM UTLEY: Yes, like Ms Myerson, I invaded my sons' privacy. But I never lied to them ... and I only did it for the cash
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Put these Toytown Talibandits on the first flight home
• Jobs alert at troubled bmi as annual losses jump to £100m
• My passion for the Celtic cause is like a badge of honour, says Hartley
• ALEX BRUMMER COMMENT: Safe house for the swindlers
• The Alternative List: Boffins pick their best British footballers to play abroad
• Keeping it in the family as Julie upholds memory of fearless Freddie Williams
• More reasons to expand as profits soar at Morrisons
• Big Buck's stirring victory will inspire stricken Paul Stewart
• Argos sees more gloom for High Street
• The Queen goes for gold: Punters pile money on a royal victory
• General Electric loses its gold-plated credit rating
• QUENTIN LETTS: Harman sat in a huff, steaming like a Hillman
• Huge frauds blamed on London's light-touch regime
• MARKET REPORT: Thomas Cook's share getaway
• I made a mistake joining Stoke says Kitson as he returns to Reading
• Police apology did not go far enough, says furious Anichebe
• Move over Miss Marple... Jill Scott is back as Mma Ramotswe in new series of The No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency
• Benitez finally ready to sign his five-year deal with Liverpool
• Wossy, Gok Wan, Alan Carr and Jack Dee in Sir Alan's firing line as the girls win Comic Relief Apprentice
• Children 'left in agony' because two-thirds of hospitals do not give them proper pain relief, warns watchdog
• Peter Jackson: One in the eye for our game's big apologists
• Bernie revs up to win back wife
• Baz Bamigboye on Cat Thandie Newton, the young John Lennon and the gorgeous, glittering world of Priscilla
• Time for some SOCIAL climbing: Cheryl and the Kilimanjaro crew meet the Prime Minister
• Carried away by the £8 bag: 10,000 shoppers snap up Chanel lookalike
• Borthwick urges an end to England's yellow cards and losing sequence
• DNA bid to solve 27-year mystery of baby found dead in a bag on the beach
• Female teacher flown 12,000 miles by MoD for 'sham' job interview sues for sex discrimination
• Rock gods resurrected: Thin Lizzy's guitarist Scott Gorham is on a mission to keep best friend Phil Lynott's memory alive
• Flocking to Turkey: The Aegean is a new retirement hot-spot
• Noel Meade's Irish view: The future's bright for the Emerald Isle
• Fans snap up tickets for Centre Court exhibition in five minutes
• Turner's Earners - I'm over the moon about Neptune
• Over There: Sentenced to one month, and no remission
• Darling ready to rein in the hedge funds as he proposes new powers for regulators
• New Zealand Diaries: The Land of the Long White Cloud
• The scratch-proof car: Scientists create coating that repairs itself in the sun in 30 minutes
• Suspension: It's the disbelief of suspension
• Premier power of Europe: money the key as English clubs rule continent
• Berlin Hanover Express: Shaming the shamrock
• Pietersen urges England to lose inhibitions and end their barren run
• That is it! 860,000 tickets sell out in hours for King of Pop's farewell tour as Jacko-mania grips Britain
• Khan looks for ring redemption on a night of boxing for heroes
• John Fisher relishing underdog tag for U18 Cup semi-final against Truro
• Fortune favours the brave: Student gambles it all and bags a cool £250,000 on Deal Or No Deal
• No complacency from St Peter's as Gloucester side face York namesake
• John Cleveland College and Leicester Tigers agree deal over key duo
• As Britain slides into depression, the EU insists on TREBLING maternity pay
• PC describes terrifyingly narrow escape from schizophrenic knifeman who seconds earlier killed his colleague
• Truro hope to use Pellow's experience to see off John Fisher in U18 Cup semi
• The houses down 20% in six months
• Rooney: I hate Liverpool and Man United will put an end to their title dreams
• Recession is 'nothing' compared to climate change crisis, Prince Charles warns
• Moneybags I v Moneybags II: Chelsea and Man City in rich kids' battle
• THE LIST: Sportsmail's top 50 British footballers to play abroad
• Pictured: The fully conscious six-year-old boy with an iron rod right through his torso
• Holiday heaven and hell: stunning cities in Iran and dark nights in Mexico City
• Fortnight of bargains planned to celebrate a ferry popular way to travel...
• Bring on the big guns! Spurs boss Redknapp relishing a crack at Manchester United and Chelsea
• Reading's Kitson attacks Pulis... but he'd still have a beer with Stoke boss
• Football stars cars are credit crunched as they plunge in value
• Big Sam confident Blackburn are on track to beat the drop
• Katy Perry passionately kisses a geek for her new pop video - and she definitely liked it!
• Diners return to Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant as it re-opens after food sickness scare
• Southgate admits Alves letdown but backs Brazil striker to keep Boro up
• Astronauts forced to take refuge in escape pod after International Space Station comes under attack from junk
• Forest sign starlet Gunter on loan to help in relegation fight
• 'Deeply sorry': jailed Madoff breaks silence
• Award for 'Bedtime Bobby' who drags home youngsters if they break parents' curfew
• Owen back to boost Newcastle in relegation scrap with Hull
• Fears of a repeat of BA's 'frozen fuel' crash at Heathrow
• Nine-year-old becomes youngest ever to get grade A at A-Level
• Hammers hit by Collison blow as Wales midfielder is ruled out for seven weeks
• Blair aides did know Britain was NOT in imminent danger of attack from Saddam
• We have five Nintendo Wii consoles to giveaway
• Guantanamo Briton calls for George Bush and Tony Blair to stand trial over 'torture'
• Wealthy best of neighbours blow hundreds of thousands in war over exclusive access road
• Cold case DNA review could solve 28-year mystery of Weymouth's 'baby on the beach'
• The £23m letdown: Hospice faces going bust after millionaire guests at Rooney wedding fail to donate money
• Fury as Labour peer jailed for texting at the wheel minutes before fatal crash to be freed after serving just 17 days
• Named: The man who broke the banks
• U.S. businessman 'funded Real IRA soldier killers by smuggling cigarettes into Ireland'
• Four in five carrying a knife still avoid jail despite Brown's tough on crime pledge
• Amber Le Bon unveils supermodel figure in Seventies-style swimwear shoot - just like mum Yasmin used to...
• iPod competition winner
• Israeli hiker wanders into mine field, blows off a foot then falls to his death from rescue helicopter
• Expert tips for cautious Isa investors
• The macaque monkeys that teach their babies how to floss
• WEB EXCLUSIVE: Our fashionista's guide to Paris
• For sale, £2million contents of villa Versace (even the bedroom)
• Asylum seeker 'litigation industry' created around child assessments
• Britain's property blackspots revealed: The upmarket towns where house prices have fallen by 20% in six months
• Leaky blood vessels in the brain 'trigger a fifth of strokes'
• UEFA determined to host Champions League final at Rome despite attack on Arsenal fans
• How can I set up savings account in Oz?
• Businesses scorn Gordon Brown's loan scheme
• Pictured: Animal lover rescued after sinking up to her waist in mud... trying to save a seagull
• Hetherington: A website was registered in my name without my permission
• Eboue ignores the boo-boys and pledges his future to Arsenal
• You're not fit to wear the shirt - West Brom captain Robbo tells team-mates
• A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum ... 1,700-year-old book reveals what made Romans laugh
• Bank scolds Mandelson in car loans row
• Be very afraid, FSA boss warns City
• Midas Extra share tips: Vantis & Gulfsands Petroleum
• Who's your money on in the Champions League? Sportsmail's team-by-team guide to the last eight
• Poor credit rating over mis-sold phone contract
• O'Neill says Redknapp should not fear his Spurs return to face Villa 'filth'
• Alker: I'm delighted to be Salford skipper once again
• Bayern to beat United? Munich men are not even the best side in Germany
• Amazon 'bombshell': Rainforest could shrink to a fraction of its size due to global warming
• Be very afraid, boss of top City watchdog warns managements
• Stung on PayPal by a cheat's false claim
• A round-up of the newspapers: Thursday
• Dwain starts using oxygen Chambers as he turns to Conte for help yet again
• Striker Carroll signs new contract to extend his stay at Newcastle
• Aviva slumps on solvency fears
• BBC presenter in hot water for comparing Sri Lankan-born newsreader George Alagiah to a chimp
• The ladies in red: Chelsea Pensioners welcome first female recruits in 300-year history
• Recipe: Pixie toadstool birthday cake
• Russell Brand attracts hundreds of women (and a few man fans) to New York book signing
• Recipe: Fire engine birthday cake
• 'It was a misunderstanding,' says banker at centre of £85m Merill Lynch rogue trader probe
• Tax expert advice webchat
• Dallaglio tells Greenwood and Catt: Just leave Cipriani alone
• Now Google lets you store voicemail phone messages and search them like e-mail
• Cocoa-nut grandmother aged 100 who munches 30 bars of chocolate every week
• WEB EXCLUSIVE: Take your front-row seat at London Fashion Week
• Everton striker Anichebe 'deeply upset' after being mistaken as jeweller raider by police
• 'We've left children to rot, now they are animals': Michael Caine speaks out after returning to his roots to make new movie
• Recipe: Prickly hedgehog birthday cake
• Thirty members of Government admit they employ relatives at taxpayers' expense
• Top Bull Lynch ready to play again after neck surgery
• Harry Potter and The Soppy Sequel... it's too romantic, moan fans at secret screening
• Mortgage low dents green shoots claims
• CHELTENHAM LIVE: All the action as it happened on day three
• Recipe: Curly caterpillar birthday cake
• The crafty fox that's vixen to help itself to scraps of food on a 5ft-high bird table
• Fergie desperate to win European Cup as he insists United will face anyone
• VIDEO SPECIAL: Don't worry Berbatov, here's five penalties that were even worse than the United flop's FA Cup miss
• Dozens stranded as new £13m Saw ride breaks down at Thorpe Park celebrity launch party
• Police probe as Jose Mourinho is accused of 'punching football fan'
• Who says crime doesn’t pay? Mexico’s most-wanted drugs fugitive makes billionaire list
• Buckingham Palace tops list of 'dirty dozen' London buildings that waste the most energy
• Fan 'punched by Jose' - police probe supporter's claim after United clash
• Pounds make prizes: Bolton boss Megson claims cash is behind Premier League's Euro dominance
• How the king of cons met his match: THE MATCH KING by Frank Partnoy
• Recipe: Basic vanilla sponge
• Boy, 13, goes on 'electric shock free-for-all' zapping classmates with stun gun
• Artificial life could be created within FIVE years, experts claim
• THRILLERS
• Airport strikes could cause Easter travel nightmare at Manchester Airport
• Free 100 Summer Flowering Bulb Collection
• HARRY PHIBBS: The problem is not a shortage of procedures - it's failing to follow the ones already in place
• ROMANCE
• A well-shod Zara Phillips wins the style race at Cheltenham in Gwen Stefani's stiletto shoes
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Mourinho's in a muddle, Brits are battered and Beckham turns out to be a costly mistake for Milan
• Record bmi loss puts a drag on new owner
• Come on in, the water's lovely! GREAT LENGTHS by Iain Gordon and Simon Inglis
• 92,000 miss out on first choice of secondary school
• Civil war threatens to wreck Arsenal's dreams as Toure reveals Gallas issues
• Kerry Katona 'isolated after husband Mark Croft confiscates mobile phone'
• Recipe: Oven chilli con carne with all the trimmings
• Businesses scorn Brown loan scheme
• Police swoop on black Premiership footballer looking in jeweller's window... because they thought he was 'casing' it
• Arsenal fan 'stabbed' as Roma Ultras attack Gunners fans' minibus
• Refocus gives Amec a 66 per cent profits boost
• Hundreds of Britons in Florida home 'scam'
• I'm staying at the Bridge, Ballack insists his heart remains at Chelsea
• War proves a winner for £140m Inmarsat
• Britney's ex Adnan Ghalib faces deportation to Afghanistan if found guilty of assault charges
• Refocus gives Amec a 66% profits boost
• Standard Life happy to be 'reassuringly dull'
• HATCHET MAN: Am I bovvered? Penalty clown Vucinic might just as well have had an Arsenal shirt on...
• Barclays 'to put £30bn into toxic plan'
• HATCHET MAN: Skint FA continue to devalue their own flagship competition by staging Wembley semi-finals
• Lottery loser Tonetto sorry for stuffing up Roma's home run with Arsenal miss
• Spot the difference: Owner of world's biggest litter of Dalmatian pups takes all EIGHTEEN for walkies
• 'Dull' Standard Life unveils solid profit
• Sales lift for Home Retail from rivals' departure
• Forbes Rich List 2009: Top 100
• Mortgage lending plummets to a new low as the housing market creaks to a virtual halt
• Man City in talks to sign David Villa as Valencia are forced to cash in
• Cineworld doubles up profits to £28m
• HATCHET MAN: Fergie reveals the team he fears the most: Manchester United
• Watch out Joanna as Captain Underpants strips to his Speedos for MPs' charity swim
• Sales lift for Home Retail from rivals' departure
• Bus smashes into shop front as driver fights off knife-wielding hijackers
• Cineworld doubles up to £28m and views 3D as the way ahead
• Abusive husbands 'to be breath-tested on their doorsteps... and banned from drinking in their own homes'
• HATCHET MAN: Big spenders City finally reveal their ultimate ambition: To win Europe's most pointless trophy
• Iraqi journalist who threw shoes at Bush is jailed for three years
• Google founder pays for multi-million-pound Parkinson's gene trial after discovering he may develop the disease
• Tottenham boss Redknapp hits out at the lack of young English talent
• WORLD CUP DRAW: England handed tricky opening test with Argentina
• MARKET REPORT: Thomas Cook applies the lotion after shares burned
• The Serious Fraud Office
• Who dares swims: Man takes dip with a giant lioness
• Morrisons' to invade south on soaring sales
• We're Gunning for silverware! Walcott warns rivals that Arsenal are on the hunt for trophies
• £85m rogue trader's 'misunderstanding'
• Gwyneth Paltrow glows with health as she goes make-up free
• Morrisons' southern drive targeting cost conscious Londoners
• HATCHET MAN: The numbers don't add up for 365, 24/7 33-year-old Beckham - Captain America you ain't
• Forget Sangatte 2, we're going to build several centres for UK-bound migrants, says French minister
• Tears and laughter as Jade Goody shares her wedding album
• Nasa shuttle launch delayed due to 'potentially catastrophic gas leak'
• Deflation threat to British Telecom
• Celtic land £25m cash boost in Nike sponsorship deal
• VIDEO SPECIAL: All aboard United's showboat! The tricks Fergie wants out
• That's the wonder of Wellies!
• We should have looked him up on internet, Pope admits in row over Holocaust-denying bishop
• High five? The path to the Quintuple facing United's record breakers
• Yesterday's trading: Trial pushes GW to a high
• Vidic demands United raise their game for Liverpool's Old Trafford visit
• Barclays 'helped playboy Teodorin Obiang launder cash'
• Morrisons plans 40 'super' supermarkets for the South
• Analysis: Will this prove a gamble too far?
• My son is proud to be British, claims father of Muslim protester who hurled abuse at homecoming troops
• Wall Street to Sesame Street: Could Big Bird and Cookie Monster face the axe due to recession cost cutting?
• Joaquin Phoenix dragged away by security guards after he confronts audience member during hip-hop set
• Gilmour, Fa'asavalu and Puletua all missing as Saints prepare for City Reds
• Bank 'prints' £2bn, but has it gone abroad?
• Forbes billionaires lose quarter of wealth in a year
• Surgery waiting lists will lengthen if 'insane' EU rules cut working week to 48 hours, doctors warn
• Pictured: Man survives 180-foot plunge over Niagara Falls - then fights off rescuers
• What the back pages say: Drogba racially abused in Turin, Dwain using oxygen Chambers to boost his blood, Liverpool may have to play on 20th anniversary of Hillsborough disaster
• Jaguar gets taxpayer cash for green cars
• Stock market report: Thursday close
• BT hopes for £40m pay freeze saving
• Take the blame, child protection bosses told: Baby P report savages top-paid managers
• Egg-cessive? Large eggs are painful for hens to lay, claim experts. What's more they're less tasty. So should we stop shelling out for them?
• Cameron: We'll quit pro-Europe alliance
• The incredible story of Britain's red baron: He was our first air ace, with 57 kills to his name - yet if war chiefs had their way we'd never have heard of him
• Smile that shows our baby deserves the chance to live
• Government scraps criminal database after 'kindergarten mistakes' - but it still cost taxpayer millions
• Why it's no longer so dumb to be thick: Brain's insulation determines intelligence
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: It's a hard life
• Why four in ten of Britons will be home alone in 20 years
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Not such a fair cop
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Why do we indulge the enemy within?
• Government to prevent donor-egg children contacting half-siblings until they are 18
• Ministers order review after 800 organ transplants performed by NHS donated to non-UK patients
• Penalty kings: Wenger salutes Arsenal shootout stars after victory in Rome
• We must be mad to give £90m to these fanatics - and I should know, I used to be one
• Count Kris in: McCoist is certain Boyd will be in Final contention despite spat with Smith
• ALEX BRUMMER: Bank of England's experiment may prove a gamble too far
• Showboaters: United through but Fergie admits - We could have blown it
• UK to have Europe's biggest population: Migration will force us ahead of Germany, says UN
• ALUN HICKS: To think my son died for the sake of such bigots
• Roma 1 Arsenal 0 (agg: 1-1, Arsenal win 7-6 on pens): Gunners hold their nerve
• Mamma Mia, here they go again (for the last time): Sienna Miller joins French and Saunders for their final spoof
• Freed to wage war on British troops: Guantanamo prisoner is now Taliban chief
• Roman Abramovich down to his last £3billion as credit crunch cuts world's biggest fortunes by a quarter
• How one Woolies employee refused to go quietly... and reopened store as Wellworths
• Click and shop! The best food and drink websites
• Sunderland keeper Gordon not happy being gold reserve
• Please let's not draw Liverpool again, pleads Chelsea star Lampard