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• Hail the flame-haired, under-age drinker who single-handedly saved Dundee
• New captain Strauss tells 'world class' Pietersen to keep firing for England
• Sex Drive: Gross-out gags take the driving seat
• Obama becomes America's new 'nerd-in-chief' as cover star of latest Spider-Man comic
• It's all yours now Andrew. Just don't be shocked if Freddie is the main problem
• Endless laughs: Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer don wigs to perform Diana Ross and Lionel Richie's duet Endless Love
• TOM UTLEY:My little vice is vile...but that doesn't make me a baby murderer
• Dundee United relieved as captain Wilkie signs new contract
• 18-month sentence imposed on former Juventus general manager Moggi
• A N WILSON: Fairy stories SHOULD be scary - that's what children want
• Slumdog Millionaire: This rags-to-riches movie will melt your heart
• Burke tipped for a star turn at Cardiff after Rangers exit
• Gas is 'safe from cuts in Russian supplies', says National Grid
• Paatelainen insists Jones will stay to lead Hibs Cup assault
• Will snack lovers go nuts for Walkers' squirrel-flavoured crisps?
• West Ham face points penalty for next season after new Tevez investigation
• KP will cut it for Strauss: KP's pursuit of perfection to be vital for new captain
• At last I've thrown him out! The cheated wife who asked our readers for advice reveals the final bitter twist to her story
• Rangers' Boyd in limbo as Birmingham boss McLeish will not bow to cash demands
• Cameron is warned against returning 'rebel' Ken Clarke to shadow cabinet
• RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: How Mr Sheen's become an enemy of the State
• 70% of hospital wards are STILL mixed
• DeGale, Gavin and Saunders to make professional bow
• Who'll slip on the ice? Dancing on Ice judge Nicky Slater gives his verdict on this year's contestants
• Anderson's title bid meets a watery end at the Lakeside
• Donington takes to the air after new British GP track wins planning approval
• Moyes sends Everton coach Stubbs to keep tabs on Hearts defender Berra
• Social work chiefs ordered on year-long 'skills' course after Baby P scandal
• Liverpool are put off by Portsmouth's £10m demand for Glen Johnson
• Gilberto looking to Brazil or Germany in a bid to end his Spurs nightmare
• Mobile price checks: The text service that helps you find the best bargains
• Murray to slug it out again with Federer as Keothavong reaches semis
• Former Wednesday boss Wilkinson given advisor role to new board
• Starved to death in an NHS hospital: Damning inquiry highlights case of patient left without food for 26 days
• We're all going on a summer Aldi... budget chain offers four-star holidays 'for 50% less'
• Downing not for sale to Spurs, as Southgate targets Boro survival
• JAN MOIR: I don't want our spies armed with jolly hockey sticks, yah!
• Bolton's Megson tells Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger: Stop your whingeing
• The real tragedy of Oliver!: Sir Cameron Macintosh reveals the poignant story behind the man who made the musical
• BEN LAURANCE COMMENT: Helpful - but it's only a start
• Santa Cruz pleads to go, but Blackburn want £18m from Man City
• High heels, low IQs: 'Dazzled' girls want to be WAGs instead of having careers, warn headmistresses
• Cirque Du Soleil's Quidam: Here's the twist - Cirque is fun
• Rio ready for Chelsea as United defender returns to training
• Emilia Fox's close friendship with charity worker hammers final nail in coffin of her marriage
• Gael-force wind can bring down Croker wall
• See How They Run: More tee-hee vicar? Laughter runs riot at this religious farce
• Adebayor: William Gallas was just telling it like it is at Arsenal
• A17ft snowman and boats locked solid in ice... now, that's what I call a big freeze!
• Prison post goes from bad to worse, so convict sends complaint in verse
• ANDREW ALEXANDER: Israel should learn from its own history
• Back to the future: Derby-winner Dwyer seeking good old days
• Tom Moody opens the door to replacing Moores as England cricket coach
• Walkover for Clarke would be 'travesty'
• Troubled football legend Paul Gascoigne pays £200,00 tax bill to avoid bankruptcy
• Drugs prescribed to sedate Alzheimer's sufferers 'doubles risk of death'
• French fancy tempting Hill from his shoestring budget at Bristol
• Turner's Earners - all the best bets for Friday, January 9
• Defoe earns his Spurs at last after late hitch in move from Portsmouth is untangled
• Christians report Richard Dawkins' atheist bus adverts claiming 'There's probably no God' to watchdog
• The List: 10-1 of the FA Cup's greatest heroes - who is No.1?
• The vibe of that Oval win had gone when we got to India
• VIDEO SPECIAL: 'Is he a legend?' Yes, Ashley Young, John Robertson really is
• Villa's wing 'genius' Ashley Young following in footsteps of Robertson
• Pictured: The vixen that outfoxed a fisherman and got away with a juicy catch
• Fergie snubs girls night out for a his-and-hers hen and stag party with fiance Josh Duhamel
• Former trade minister Lord Digby Jones says VAT cut 'was never going to work'
• NHS Trust where 270 died of superbug STILL making 'serious' hygiene breaches
• Web exclusive recipe: Apple meringue pie
• Countdown to the Stelling era - Football presenter starts on Monday
• 'We face deep depression unless we act soon' - Obama urges Congress to pass '$775bn' rescue package
• MARTIN 'WOLFIE' ADAMS BLOG: The serious business starts now
• St Peter's and Clevedon win Team of Month awards for December
• Robotic receptionist Saya knows 700 phrases, but will she say sayonara to human secretaries?
• RGS Newcastle see off their old north-east rivals to claim famous win
• Torres using Euro 2008 victory to inspire Liverpool to title glory
• Rangers striker's move to Birmingham is null and Boyd
• Enjoy the splendour of the Nile with Orbital Travel
• Why I kissed jungle Joe: Star Trek's George Takei on THAT I'm a Celebrity smooch
• Arsenal duo Gallas and Silvestre ruled out of action for three weeks
• Truro and Myerscough battle to fine victories in U18 Cup
• THE MIDLANDER: High wages, questionable temperament, and past his best - so what does McLeish see in Bowyer?
• Zola warns Man City: Our best players will stay at West Ham
• Marco Pierre White's glorious grub: Frankie's cheesecake
• Marco Pierre White's glorious grub: Sherry trifle Wally Ladd
• Man who created Barbie and Ken dolls was 'kinky swinger with manic need for sexual gratification'
• Marco Pierre White's glorious grub: Shepherd's pie
• Ex-youth justice chief accuses Government of 'smoke and mirrors exercises' over crime figures
• Marco Pierre White's glorious grub: Fish and chips
• Slowcoach broadband: Millions of customers receive less than half the speed they pay for, says watchdog
• Teenage lovers at £7,000-a-term boarding school expelled after girl, 16, becomes pregnant
• Help our feathered friends this winter with our free Bird Feeder
• Marco Pierre White's glorious grub: The Yew Tree's potted shrimps
• Etherington leaves West Ham to join Pulis's 'stray dogs home' at Stoke
• British scientists develop nasal spray that could stop flu virus laying you low
• Government accused of using 'smoke and mirrors' as fall in youth crime figures excludes over 19,000 offenders
• Just like Dad made: Marco Pierre White recalls his childhood with 'glorious grub'
• London Mayor Boris admits: 'I got fined £60 after forgetting to pay the congestion charge'
• Carlos Tevez timeline
• At my wits' end over British Gas bill errors
• Hart To Hart star Stefanie Powers misses panto show after being held by immigration
• The booze brothers: Why James May and Oz Clarke are drinking to Britain
• Drugs of the future could 'trick body into repairing itself'
• Men who don't find curvy women attractive 'could father children with autism'
• To blazes with them! Squirrels blamed for two-hour fire at former MP's home
• Bafta picks out the rising stars: Rebecca Hall and Michael Fassbender are the ones to watch this year
• Muslim extremists hijack radio station's website 'over Cliff Richard songs'
• Portsmouth fail in £4.5m bid to tempt Gary O'Neil back from Middlesbrough
• New England captain Strauss insists: I have Kevin Pietersen's full support
• Farmer builds army of robot 'sons' (and he's even got one to pull his rickshaw)
• Boyd is an asset and that's why I'll sell him, insists Rangers chief Murray
• Cloning breakthrough raises prospect of creating calves from supermarket beef
• 'Suspicious payments' cost Aon a £5.2m fine from FSA
• Terry Wogan insists he's every bit as edgy as Jonathan Ross - he just knows how to play the system
• Spurs eye £3m move for City defender Ben Haim but Blackburn are favourites
• Help me ditch this protection insurance
• Ghost hunters flock to tiny village after dozens of locals are spooked by mysterious 'white lady'
• I haven't even called Aston Villa about Harewood, insists Stoke boss Pulis
• Jury discharged in £53m robbery trial after failing to reach verdict on cage fighter 'at heart of operation'
• Pictured: The 'miracle' teenager who survived after falling eight floors while fleeing from gang
• 'Muslims and chavs annoy me most': Police officer quits over abusive blog
• 1,200 UK jobs to go at Nissan plant
• Comment: Cut we could have done without
• Midas Extra share tips: Anite & Intec Telecom Systems
• West Ham in crisis: FA and Premier League launch fresh probe into Tevez saga
• Clegg promotes MP he previously called 'pain in the ****' in reshuffle
• The Naked Man by Desmond Morris
• A Quiet Adjustment by Benjamin Markovits
• What Happened? by Hugh Pym and Nick Kochan
• Support for statue of Spurs war hero Walter Tull at the new stadium
• Bell insists: England would be a poorer side without Pietersen
• Brown to meet Fed chief over printing money
• The traders who LOVE the credit crunch: Pawnbroker nets £200,000 of valuables in just THREE days
• SFO to probe Madoff's London operations
• It's any day now for heavily pregnant Mel C's first spice baby
• Arsenal and Man City told to drop their interest in Barcelona midfielder Yaya
• Parking ticket? Cheap at half the price! Danny Cipriani will do anything to be near Kelly Brook
• Pictured: The teenage boy whose devoted mother overfed him until he ballooned to half a ton
• PICTURE SPECIAL: Kevin Pietersen back home and back in the old routine after losing England captaincy
• Where to find the best savings rates
• Unhappy Lovenkrands would welcome a return to Ibrox
• Sunderland boss Sbragia insists Rovers' target Diouf is going nowhere
• My brutal makeover: How Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's wife lost five stone in five months thanks to a controversial diet
• Nasal spray advert with slogan 'Want Longer Lasting Sex?' is banned by watchdogs
• Mummy thought to be Queen Seshestet found in Egypt
• I was fed up at lack of chances with Chelsea, so City saved me - Bridge
• Coventry defender set for spell on sidelines after horrific nose injury
• Nicole Richie watches over baby Harlow as she takes her first steps
• England star Tindall hit with three-year road ban after drink-drive conviction
• £15m a year to give Iran a BBC channel it doesn't even want
• Start collecting the new British Classics DVD series now
• Stepfather arrested after 15-year-old schoolboy stabbed to death 'during family row'
• 100 years of the bob: Flappers, Twiggy, Katie Holmes, and now Jessica Alba, it's the style that has transcended time
• White to quit Sale after signing two-year deal with Clermont Auvergne
• Council taxpayers receive cash handouts to help them survive recession
• BEN LAURANCE: Rock bottom interest rates are necessary - but not enough
• Landlord calls in ghostbusters after car crashing into 600-year-old pub 'releases spirits from walls'
• Just William: Gallas was right to query our spirit, says Arsenal star Adebayor
• Millionaire lottery winner returns to work... serving fry-ups for £5.73 an hour
• New boss Nigel Clough cuts giant killers Derby County down to size
• Afghan man stabbed to death in fight between rival migrant gangs battling for passage to UK
• THE INSIDER: Davenport in line for Bolton, Boa Morte leaving West Ham, Man City to eventually land Santa Cruz, keeper Lopez on Manchester United's radar and Ben Haim mulls Spurs move
• The beauty with a poison pen: DIANA MOSLEY: PURSUIT OF LAUGHTER
• Serious Fraud Office launches probe into British links to $50bn Madoff scandal
• TONY HAZELL: Responsible savers will be hit again so they need to be alert
• What did I do wrong? Moores joins Hoddle, O'Leary, Capello and Dowie among others in the sacked without cause club
• Police apologise after mix up causes family to cremate the wrong woman
• Computer-maker Lenovo to axe 2500 from its workforce
• Has your mortgage rate been cut? | January 2009
• Real threaten UEFA court action to allow Huntelaar and Diarra to face Reds
• Boy, 13, killed by car which skidded off icy road as he waited on the pavement for school bus
• United star Ronaldo writes off his Ferrari but walks away from smash
• Ronaldo claims he wrote off two-day-old £200k Ferrari 'after slipping on oil'
• Man City to test Juve's resolve with £18m bid for striker Trezeguet
• Chelsea want Michael Ballack to take a pay cut to stay at Stamford Bridge
• 'Don't mess with my daughters' warns Ray Winstone
• Come meet the family . . . all 69 members who live in the SAME street
• Out of tune: Karaoke voted most hated gadget ever
• Three children hailed as heroes for taking control of car on busy motorway after father suffers seizure at wheel
• Is this the Beast of Exmoor? Body of mystery animal washes up on beach
• Bank cuts interest rates to record 1.5%
• Why is Cameron refusing to cut UK aid to wealthy countries like India and China...is he scared of Bob Geldof?
• Hull close in on £2m West Ham forward Luis Boa Morte as Hammers make sacrifices to hold on to Upton Park stars
• FSA hits broker with biggest ever fine
• Cycling on thin ice: Teenagers dice with death as they ride bikes on frozen lake
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Fergie in a fix, Defoe pops back for a cuppa, and Pietersen misjudges the mood
• Fresh row after BBC radio station makes fun of M&S job cuts in spoof advert
• Pompey boss Adams swoops for Barton, Benjani, O'Neil and Edu
• Shopaholic spinster found dead under 3ft of unopened goods
• Manchester United snap up Stoke youngster De Laet
• GMTV 's new girl Emma takes a cue from Kate for show debut
• Cathay has wings clipped by fuel-hedging
• Revealed: The eight-hour drinking session that tipped Zara's boyfriend over the limit
• Parents forced to make 350-mile round trips to visit premature triplets after they are placed in THREE different hospitals
• 1,200 jobs go as car giant Nissan starts cull
• Why the VAT cut has helped retailers and Gordon Brown but not the rest of us
• Come meet the family... all 69 members who live in the SAME street
• Cathay Pacific has its wings clipped by fuel-hedging
• Employees work equivalent of two months unpaid overtime a year, report claims
• Sister of the groom: Britney Spears proudly poses with her sons ahead of family wedding
• She's married to one of the country's sexiest actors - so why does Emma Thompson think British men are retarded?
• Yahoo signs deals to crack TV market
• We're outliving our eyeballs, says study
• Hubble finds ballistic stars blasting their way through space
• Bun in the oven: Jools shows off her growing tummy on a day out with husband Jamie Oliver
• Back to basics for exchanges?
• Recruiters feel the pain as City jobs market hit
• Tana and Gordon get matching his and hers hair dos as they parade new blond highlights
• Suspected sex offender fell to his death 'as he fled baying vigilante gang'
• 'Savers must take risk on the stock market'
• Give me back my kidney or give me $1.5m, surgeon demands of estranged wife
• Schoolgirl, six, 'blinded by teacher for failing to answer question in class'
• Porn moguls seeking a handout from Washington
• No hiding place on red carpet for ex-Corrie star Nikki Sanderson as she wears same pink River Island dress as another guest
• Good deals still exist for savers
• Scolari gets tough with his dead-ball dead-beats ahead of Chelsea's showdown at Manchester United
• Manchester City hand Ireland pay hike to head off Arsenal interest
• Cut the cost of private medical insurance
• Little men make a big impact in Champ Man's FA Cup Team of the Round
• Retail pair give a boost to hopes on High Street
• Sales drop at Majestic as City pulls plug
• Rovers reject improved Manchester City bid for striker Santa Cruz
• As Britain freezes ministers consider HOT weather payments to keep the poor cool in summer
• Recruiters feel the pain as City jobs market hit
• Beware of 'taxmen' bearing gifts
• European recession fears see shares tumble: Thursday close from the London Stock Exchange
• Jimmy Bullard under pressure from Fulham's in-form Dickson
• Job cuts help Persimmon to slash its debt
• The Obamamobile: New presidential limo is unveiled - and it can withstand rocket and chemical attacks
• Now the U.S. porn industry seeks $5billion bailout
• London rivers to be restored to pristine condition to reduce flood risks and tempt back wildlife
• Zookeepers across UK start mammoth task of counting EVERY animal for new year stock-take (and that includes insects too)
• Having a ball: Gary Lineker can't keep his hands off fiancée Danielle Bux in Dubai
• High prices and 'Basil Fawlty service' putting off tourists from visiting Britain
• Telereal snaps up Land's Trillium for 'bargain' £750m
• Only half of borrowers benefit from rate cut
• Retail pair give a boost to hopes on High Street
• BT scraps charges on 0870 and 0845 numbers for calls to banks and GPs
• Russian crisis 'could force up gas bills'
• Rate cuts will not work, says top boss
• Microsoft unveils Windows 7 with touch screen software that could signal the end for the mouse
• Smitten Amy Winehouse serenades new man with a love song on the piano
• Recipe: Lamb chops with fruity couscous and mint
• Smith hits out after Newcastle agree Mido swap deal with Boro
• Pictured: The moment an Estonian gang held up a jewellery store after being sent to Britain to carry out raids
• Bigger is better for Spurs boss Harry as Heskey and Jones top striker wishlist
• Vaughan: Strauss is the one man who can bring the England team together again
• Fresh off the shelf: the supermarket holiday
• Defence spending
• Job cuts help Persimmon to slash its debt
• Unmanned stealth bomber could have been UFO responsible for destroying wind turbine
• Pound fights back to 1.11 against the euro
• HATCHET MAN: Spurs, City, Diarra, Pennant and Eboue ... none of it makes any sense
• Astronauts threatened by cosmic rays as sun becomes less active
• Police count the cost of keeping apart rival demonstrations over the violence in Gaza
• Father's horror as thieves steal BMW with three-year-old son in the back seat
• Oh Bea! Princess's unlocked BMW stolen after she left keys in the ignition while out shopping
• Telereal set to buy Trillium in a 'bargain' £750m swoop
• Taxpayer is sued over B&B rescue
• House calls: Hugh Laurie's a double winner at People's Choice Awards
• HATCHET MAN: It's not just Carson who thinks West Brom will go down
• British doctor drops his trousers on Everest in experiment to find cures for critically ill patients
• Little man on campus Verne Troyer, before he made it big
• Fury as gloomy Staines spends taxpayer's cash on twinning itself with sunny Mauritius
• Premium Bond prizes cut as rates fall
• Trading down helps Greggs and Domino's fatten profits
• Lung condition killed French driver Terry during Dakar rally
• Sharon Stone and Harrison Ford lend their support to Anjelica Huston at her husband's funeral
• HATCHET MAN: Redknapp's dealings at Spurs are clear as mud
• Deflation: Cost of non-food items falling by 2.4%
• What price loyalty? Defoe demands pay-off from Pompey after engineering move to Spurs
• Winter wonderland: The spectacular city created entirely from ice
• HATCHET MAN: Bowyer fear shows Birmingham have a soft side
• Bonuses in store as Sainsbury forges ahead
• Council tax leading to bankruptcy surge
• Keothavong through to last four in Auckland after opponent retires hurt
• Interest rate cut to spell misery for savers
• What the back pages say: Barcelona to snap up £45m Arsenal pair Fabregas and van Persie, Clough family magic already working at Derby, Strauss left to pick up the pieces of the England cricket team
• And the glamour award goes to: Reese Witherspoon, Teri Hatcher and Kate Hudson dazzle at People's Choice
• Reverse the VAT cut, MPs urge Brown
• I've only slept with a couple of men, claims Hollywood man-eater Paris Hilton
• Classy! Mel B rocks up to her hotel in a bus with her face all over it (well, she is trying to flog a new fitness DVD)
• Time Warner takes £17billion advertising hit
• Sainsbury's posts best ever Christmas as shoppers turn to the cut price 'Basics' range
• Stock market report: Thursday close
• Identity theft fraudsters con thousands of taxpayers into giving out bank details with fake self-assessment site
• IT firm Satyam's £1bn fraud 'India's Enron'
• Interview: T-Mobile's Jim Hyde
• Flintoff leads a mutiny - Pietersen forced out by his England team-mates
• STEPHEN GLOVER: Things are bad but we mustn't talk the economy down
• Premium Bonds offer worst deal for 50 years as savers' chances of winning are slashed in half
• Rose battered by the storm
• High prices and 'Basil Fawlty service' putting off tourists from visiting Britain
• Taking leave...
• MAIL COMMENT: It should be one rule for all...councils must call off the dogs
• And now for some good news at last! Longmuir strikes new League Cup deal
• Revealed: Blair demanded new picture of himself on U.S. medal as it made him look 'awkward'
• Yesterday's Trading: Prowling Pfizer shakes up Shire
• DAILY MAIL COMMENT: £12.5bn VAT gamble that failed to pay off
• As the credit crunch takes its toll, SPL experts offer a grave outlook
• This was the one club I'd have left Burton for, says Clough
• Long live the fringe! Jessica Alba gets a trendy new bob haircut
• Motherwell 1 Hearts 0: Motherwell's Chris Porter is well set to soar in value
• Pay rises will be slashed to the bone as bosses use the excuse of falling inflation
• What did we do wrong? Parents who took their toddler for a walk on frozen pond deny they were reckless
• Derby 1 Manchester United 0: It could have been four, fumes boss Fergie
• Scotland's big squeeze: SPL club 'could go bust'
• Boyd's U-turn after Birmingham talks stall on salary snag
• CORRELLI BARNETT: A medal for Blair? No, he should be on trial for war crimes
• Mum's the word on Defoe's adviser
• Fake docs the tip of Yourhealth Plus deception