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• JAN MOIR: Misogyny dressed up as comedy
• MAIL COMMENT: Time banks stopped rewarding failure
• Angry Adebayor accuses his team-mates after Gunners misfire at derby death
• ALEX BRUMMER: Economy holds election key
• Resurgent McDonald is worth his wait in goals to Celtic
• Howard to miss Sheffield United's next two games after FA mix-up
• Liverpool belief growing after beating Chelsea and United without Torres
• Ferguson's return gives Rangers a wealth of midfield options
• Ipswich and Charlton set to swap Ambrose and Campo
• Advertising giant WPP gains stability from India and China, rules out freefall in 2009
• Pictured: The fantastic vintage Bentley that cuts a dash - but where's the sat-nav?
• TOM UTLEY: I know the Lord says turn the other cheek, but give me an eye for an eye any time!
• 'I felt like a has-Bean without Sharpe': Sean Bean returns to the TV colonel which made his name
• Even as Russell Brand row raged, BBC 'comedians' were insulting the Queen
• World player of the year Ronaldo aiming for another 42-goal season
• Standard Life celebrates cash surplus and defends payout cuts, penalty increases
• How HAS Harry turned Bentley from being unwanted at Udinese to essential at the Emirates?
• Why worried Whittaker chose not to be shy of the needle
• Inside Team Hamilton: The people that drive lightning Lewis
• A hunger to shock: The men behind the film depiction of Bobby Sands' hunger strike explain themselves
• CITY FOCUS: M&S is battening down the hatches as the credit crunch blows through the High Street
• Jonathan Ross's blunder deserves punishment, says Radio 2 colleague Chris Evans
• 'Skunk' Stanford comes out fighting, but will England pull plug after one year?
• New boss Maradona set to jet out to England to see Tevez and Mascherano
• DAVID JONES: Could hubris do for Obama? His 30-minute TV ad would have you believe he's already President
• Lesley Douglas, the Radio 2 controller who lost control
• Price hikes help consumer goods giant Unilever beat forecast
• Rapala's Fishing Frenzy: Surreal and realistic family fun
• Barry believes Villa can break into Premier League top four
• Get ready to rumble: Hamilton says he won't slip up in Brazil this time
• Damage to Ross is terminal, warns Terry Wogan (But at least shamed star can still host a Halloween party!)
• 4-4 final score? We've seen it all before! Don't go 4-2 up to be absolutely sure
• Shell announces blockbuster profits with lowest production rates since 1991
• Gambhir and Laxman hit double tons to pile the pressure on Australia
• Quantum of Solace - The Game: Derivative but eminently playable
• Fallout 3: A nuclear winter wonderland
• Pregnant women who drink 'lightly' could have brighter babies
• US consumers cut down on food spending as they feel the bite of the credit crunch
• Dressed to thrill: How does new Bond girl Gemma Arterton compare to previous 007 beauties...
• Of Time and the City: Nostalgic eulogy sells Liverpool down the Mersey
• Jamie Redknapp: Who'd be a manager? 4-4 draws, grey hair, irate players ...
• Vile: Racist insults on Spanish website that 'wills' Lewis to crash
• Johnno will not be put off handing out a cap by Hartley's new jam
• Hunger: More pro-terrorist propaganda
• Quantum of Solace: How 007 lost his licence to thrill
• Suspicious minds: Men have evolved to be better at spotting infidelity than women, study finds
• The next big thing: Lady GaGa
• Spurs chief Levy sells Lane name to finance Spurs' new home
• Eager Man of Steel Graham is ready to carry the fight to Australia
• On tour now: Will Young
• Andrew's girl won't cash in
• LITTLEJOHN: We're mad as hell and we DON'T have to take it any more!
• Chief steward Bailey tells O'Brien to do it the Aussie way
• Seal's love story with Heidi Klum: She delivered a bombshell a month into our relationship, but I was already hooked
• Hodgson warns Andy Johnson: 'Save all your kisses for Fulham'
• Turner's Earners - all the best bets for Friday, October 31
• We're cheats, admit half of students at Cambridge
• Scolari and Terry hail Chelsea 'world beater' Frank Lampard
• Romeo and Juliet: Knives out for a roving Romeo
• On this day in sport - October 31
• Love's Labour's Lost: When Shakespeare's all talk
• Darling urges banks to use £4billion EU fighting fund to help struggling small firms
• Murray marches on and aims to show Nalbandian he's not a kid any more
• A third of the elderly are living on their own, rarely getting out or seeing friends and family
• La Cage Aux Folles: La Cage is still la rage
• Maradona to make his bow as Argentina coach for Scotland friendly at Hampden
• Paul Sculthorpe: Pryce is right man to punch holes in Australia
• Pictured: Thomas the Tank Engine goes off the rails - and is left stranded for hours
• Marshal saves Karlsson from a thorny problem at Valderrama
• Spurs chairman Levy says new stadium plans are not part of the sales pitch
• QUENTIN LETTS: The Premier's guts churn with acid dislike for George Osborne
• Sporting birthdays - October 31
• The stress of being a pop star gave her breast cancer, says Anastacia
• FIA condemn vile Spanish website attack on Hamilton
• Pendleton and the Olympic heroes are on track for more glory
• ANDREW ALEXANDER COMMENT: Recession? You ain't seen nothing yet
• Will greed be the ruin of All Blacks?
• How salsa dancing could cut breast cancer risk in over-60s
• Exclusive video series: Simply Red celebrate 25 years
• Our verdict on the new Westfield shopping centre: Civilised shopping in a euphoric atmosphere
• WIN tickets to see Stoke v West Brom at the Britannia Stadium on Saturday
• Former Spurs hero Ferdinand reveals talks with Redknapp over coaching role
• Mortgage giants refuse to pass on interest rate cuts to cash-strapped homeowners
• City of Brotherly Love parties as Phillies win first World Series in 28 years
• U.S. economy shrinks as biggest cut in consumer spending for 28 years signals beginning of recession
• Dogzilla: 20st Samson, Britain's biggest canine, goes on a life-saving crash diet
• Des O'Conman: Nigerian John Lewis worker who stole TV presenter's ID in £170,000 credit card scam
• Why the remote control could give you a cold - TV zapper is a hotspot for harbouring the virus
• Beckham to begin loan spell at Milan on 7th January, say Italian giants
• Scientists make Alzheimer's breakthrough identifying four new suspect genes
• My other bike’s a chopper
• Carnival cruises axe Ocean Village brand
• U.S. voters see Barack Obama as 'less American than Tony Blair' according to study
• Scientists believe 5,300-year-old mummified 'ice man' belonged to unknown branch of human family tree
• Le King of Bling Bling: Gangster rap video of French president Nicolas Sarkozy becomes internet sensation
• Lady in red: Gary Lineker's fiancée dons satin red negligee for new lingerie store
• Rosenior claims Reading get a raw deal from referees
• Who's laughing now? Victoria Wood shows off slimline figure as she picks up CBE
• Win the ski trip of a lifetime
• One in ten adults admits taking illegal drugs in the past year
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Happy Stanford WAGS his tail and Mosley takes his thank-yous to the Max
• 'The accidental mayor': Briton who can barely speak Spanish ends up running Costa Blanca town after corruption arrests
• Brave pensioner 'frightened to death' by shotgun-armed raiders at his £1m riverside cottage
• It isn't a crime to call the Irish leprechauns: Court clears teenager of racially harassing neighbour
• Effects of climate change now on every continent... and it's OUR fault
• Lesbian stabs estranged lover 222 times before killing herself moments before police arrive
• Teenage girl dies after being crushed by horse at riding school
• How men's attractiveness is NOT 'like father, like son'
• Russian government bails out Deripaska and other oligarchs with £2.75billion loan
• ExxonMobil's £9bn profit leap
• Fears for world economy as US GDP shrinks 0.3%
• Heroes star Hayden Panettiere reveals her new 'life' tattoo as she enjoys LA shopping spree
• Middle-class parents blamed for rise in binge-drinking by encouraging children to drink alcohol to make THEMSELVES feel better
• 'Proof' David slew Goliath found as Israeli archaeologists unearth 'oldest ever Hebrew text'
• The mortgage that saves you money on your life and home cover
• Village where Dr Whitworths have been the GPs since 1839 (with five generations serving from same practice)
• Thou shalt wish Diego happy birthday at the Church of Maradona
• Your football betting guide for the weekend - with Lee Wagers
• Vatican wants to psychologically test future priests to weed out homosexuals and 'uncontrollable' heteros
• Free Disney DVD and poster
• Darling gives Bank a nudge on rate cuts
• WAG Coleen Rooney pays a visit to a tanning salon... and leaves even whiter than before
• Arshavin puts Spurs on red alert after admitting: I don't trust Zenit anymore
• Two amateur pilots died when their plane 'crumbled' mid-air
• Pizza king Osmond to get through downturn
• Millionaire wins $1m a year scratch-card prize
• How killers on probation have committed one murder a week while under supervision
• Arsenal boss Wenger dismisses move for ex-Spurs sporting director Comolli
• Just two HBOS executives make it to Lloyds TSB management
• Darling: Banks must hurry and start lending
• City banker who won U.S. scratchcard prize worth $1m a year is already a millionaire
• Johnson picks Cipriani and hand debuts to Flutey, Armitage and Monye
• Keep your shirt on! Les Dennis strips down to a towel on Loose Women
• Trick or treat? Kerry Katona puts recent troubles behind her as she bewitches children
• Viagra-popping priest named Elvis accused of seducing parishioner in the confessional is sued for $25m
• Smallest planet Mercury was 'a cauldron of volcanic activity,' says NASA
• George Cross for hero who's already got a Victoria Cross (That's his girlfriend's name!)
• Woman who punched policeman spared jail because she gave him chocolates to say sorry
• Hard-up Coventry have a mountain to climb - but they're heading the right way
• David Walliams offers Russell Brand moral support as Steve Coogan leads celebrity attack
• OAP suffocated wife then drowned himself in bath 'because he feared they would be put in separate care homes'
• Motorist caught on camera driving with Chihuahua on lap
• Labour launch attack on George Osborne accusing him of 'schoolboy errors and lack of judgment'
• Chelsea defender Carvalho facing lengthy lay-off with thigh injury
• Eureka! How Archimedes and his 2,000-year-old invention will help provide green energy
• New airlines to defy crunch
• From airplane to airbrush: Vogue transforms Kate Moss from blotchy to beautiful
• Spanish racists target Lewis Hamilton on website - 'willing' him to crash in world title-deciding race
• Everton boss Moyes back in the Hunt for Reading winger with £5m bid
• Beckham on the brink of Italian job as lawyers meet AC Milan
• New stadium will carry sponsors name, admits Spurs chairman Levy
• Gordon Ramsay's kitchen goes sky high
• Trainee huntsman, 16, killed in shooting accident at exclusive fox hunt HQ
• HATCHET MAN: It's too far late to stop Megson getting booed at Bolton, Phil
• Win a VIP Package to the Royal Film Performance™ of A Bunch of Amateurs
• Hate mail for 'racist' Enid Blyton shop owner who started to stock golliwogs
• Arsenal, West Brom and Sunderland all keen on Leeds starlet Delph
• My hero brother: Wearing his poignant souvenir, a little boy says farewell as town salutes Paras who fell
• John Cleese: 'Marriage licences should be renewed every five years... just like dogs'
• HATCHET MAN: How can FIFA think losers Chelsea deserve more recognition than United?
• Men's life expectancy lengthens by 3.8 years (and they're closing the gap on women)
• Business Sec Mandelson answers your questions
• Darling pledges £4bn EU cash injection to help banks lend to small firms
• Mamma Mia! becomes biggest British movie of all time after raking in £67m at the box office
• Mother-of-three dies from brain haemorrhage after 'NHS sent her home with headache pills'
• New Portsmouth boss Adams makes Senegal striker Taidara his No 1 target
• Hundreds of pupils 'watching porn at school every day'
• Suicide bomber kills five at Afghan ministry after gunmen shoot security guards outside
• £4,000-a-week football legend John Barnes pleads poverty to escape driving ban
• The pelican that tried to eat the dog who stole his supper
• Icy warning: sculpture brings economic meltdown to New York
• HATCHET MAN: Spurs' grand plans will look silly if they're playing in the Championship
• Top detective accused of stealing wine from M&S after daughter was murdered is found hanged at his home
• Cheeky Borat steals the show as earnest Hollywood stars urge Americans to vote
• Police shot de Menezes in head seven times 'without shouting any warning', say witnesses
• Disgraced Brand's bestiality 'comedy' show to goes ahead on C4 despite obscenity storm
• Return of the Mac could boost Scotland boss Burley as Bristol City's Jamie eyes Argentina clash
• The Englishman at Massa's side who can engineer defeat for Hamilton
• Shares Spotlight: Man Group and Catlin Group
• HATCHET MAN: Newcastle should tell Joe where to go in the only language he knows
• Roller-coaster ride continues for the FTSE
• Leeds priced out of a move for Hull City striker Dean Windass
• Amazing pictures: British teenager takes young Wildlife Photographer of the Year
• Spurs manager Redknapp talks about belief as Gunners boss Wenger fumes after 4-4 derby
• Phil Spector ditches his flamboyant, wild hair for a more sombre courtroom look (at least by his standards)
• The real Robinson Crusoe: Archaeological island dig unearths fresh evidence of historical castaway
• AC Milan striker Shevchenko tells Becks: You're joining the best club
• Dannii Minogue fends off a handsome new admirer... Cameron Diaz's man Paul Sculfor
• Katie Holmes and daughter Suri get into the Halloween spirit with matching pumpkin-coloured costumes
• British-born Israeli policeman slays his wife and two young children before shooting himself
• Spooked staff refuse to work late at 'haunted' solicitor's office... where the building number is 666
• Darling must take his chance to break free
• Management steps in to buy out Kaupthing Singer & Friedlander
• School drop-off: The children who walk to class each day along 5,000ft cliff ledge
• Perfect 10: John Terry still inspiring Chelsea after a decade
• Only blind people can be masseurs, says South Korean court
• Ice cool in Sussex: Anna Richardson's coastal new wave
• Pictured: The man who was shot in the head - and caught the bullet in his NOSE
• Daly spends night behind bars after 'passing out drunk at men's bar'
• 'I don't do men with breasts': Artist explains why golfer Colin Montgomerie will never be an oil painting
• Radio 2 boss quits over obscene phone scandal as BBC teeters on the brink of civil war
• Armed robber holds up the same bank three years in a row 'to pay for Christmas'
• Passengers could be in line for cheaper air fares
• What Obama means for the world economy
• Ex-Fannie Mae boss Mudd has regrets
• Ton-up Andy Johnson shows Fulham he is now playing for the jersey
• Motorists to be charged '42p a mile' to drive on hard shoulder in bid to ease congestion
• We're the best and deserve to be top of the league, insists Liverpool boss Rafa
• Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson ditch their limo for the New York subway
• Spoken, not heard: The 'first ever woman' who cannot distinguish voices... except Bond star Sean Connery's
• Was David Bentley's strike the greatest Premier League goal ever?
• New wave of gloom but Footsie stays ahead
• Sugababes in Boots, Leona Lewis heralding the shoppers... welcome to the credit crunch mega-mall
• Life out in the mild, mild West with Britain's only cowgirl
• Aquaholic drinks himself to death by gorging on a hosepipe
• Competition Terms and Conditions
• 'Healthy' breakfasts providing half the recommended daily salt intake and putting health at risk
• Hailstorm swamps one small town in 6ft drifts - and it's still only October
• Delta & Northwest clinch £1.6bn airline merger
• Foxy Knoxy backs Barack Obama... but says she's sorry to miss the election as she's denied house arrest
• Troublesome hot flushes 'show breast cancer drugs are working'
• City's Wright-Phillips may face FA wrath for V-sign at Boro boss Southgate
• Zola tells struggling West Ham it's make or break as they head for Boro
• Spooktacular! But will your family's Halloween pumpkin look as scary as this tonight?
• Winter wonderland: The stunning images that show Britain in the grip of winter
• Pictured: The giant 8ft Lego man who washed up on the beach
• Ross's £1.3m phone call: Star suspended for 12 weeks WITHOUT pay over 'prank' but Radio 2 boss has to quit
• A round-up of the newspapers: Thursday
• BAT shrugs off crisis as profits jump 18%
• British American Tobacco shrugs off financial crisis as profits jump 18%
• Woodgate praises new boss Harry for giving Spurs their confidence back after Emirates late show
• We got it all wrong in summer transfer market, admits Spurs chief Daniel Levy
• New crisis will be harder, says boss of WPP
• Harmison: I've got a million reasons to help England win... but first is my family
• Management steps in to buy out Singer
• 77 people killed and 330 injured as 13 bombs rock crowded markets in India
• Bongo-maker's flat sealed off after he dies from anthrax caught from African drum skins
• Unilever's £1.3bn puts shine on shares as FTSE bounces: Thursday latest from the London Stock Exchange
• City interview: Ian Livingston
• Abbey Clancy and Danielle Bux leave their men at home for a night on the tiles
• Model it like Beckham: Posh follows David's lead as she lands £12m underwear deal with Armani
• Standard Life has £3.4bn surplus
• Government cuts £2.4bn from railways... but says more trains must be on time
• Nationwide: house prices 15% down
• Tevez tells Maradona to let his head rule his heart as Argentina boss
• The high-tech sensor that finds out how spicy a chilli sauce is - without tasting it
• Fallen U.S. golfer John Daly spends night behind bars after 'passing out drunk at men's bar'
• New wave of gloom but Footsie stays ahead
• Standard Life is 'strong and resilient' with £3.4billion surplus
• Sydney to ban 24-hour liquor licences in bid to curb alcohol-fuelled violence
• Shell motors past BP with 71% profit hike
• Firefighting Voser given Shell top job
• Gigantic vulture attacks terrified holiday Britons as they watch bird show
• £1.7bn merger of Delta and Northwest launches the world's biggest airline
• One in ten small firms could go under
• BT fined £1.3m after staff boosted call-answering targets by phoning EACH OTHER
• What the back pages say: Stanford crisis talks, Spurs' Bentley feels like Superman, Kinnear wants Newcastle deal and more
• New crisis blow will be harder, says boss of WPP
• Little horrors: Pick of the best Halloween outfits
• UK must cut interest rates and cut again
• Commercial loans slowing to a trickle
• Chancellor demands cut in fuel prices as Shell motors past BP by unveiling a £6.6bn profit
• Spurs confirm plans to build 60,000-seat stadium as figures reveal £14.6m debts
• Tesco not immune from recession chill
• Michael Jackson, the only person who doesn't have to wear a mask to his Halloween party
• Afghan battle noise deafening hundreds of British soldiers
• Abbey staff froze my account in revenge
• Fed slashes rates to avert catastrophe
• Georgina Baillie: Russell Brand was obsessed by my Fawlty Towers grandfather in bed
• Yesterday's trading: A nervous wait for Merv & Co
• Revealed: Incest monster Fritzl locked his own mother in a secret dungeon in 'revenge for years of abuse'
• New figures show your home is now losing more money per day than you earn
• Super-rich take ultimate flight from credit crunch - into space
• Bank of England rules out interest rate change for at least a week as 'wise man' demands 'deep and aggressive cuts'
• Market report: Thursday close
• Barack's £2m TV Obamathon... as Sarah Palin hints that SHE may run for president if McCain loses
• Bluewater bomb plotter facing life after being found guilty of plot to blow up shopping centre
• I'm Superman - Bentley buzzing after Spurs snatch an epic derby draw for Harry
• New low in Britain's mortgage meltdown as lending turns negative for first time since records began
• Student grants for middle class slashed
• Is the internet really the ideal way to meet your future partner?
• Little white lies we tell our children... and parents' excuses
• Goldman Sachs to pay out £7bn in bonuses
• Brown's ID card claims 'absolute bunkum' says Government electronic security expert from GCHQ
• Banks criticised for upping cost of overdrafts
• Darling: Cuts and tax rises to follow slump
• One in ten small firms in danger of going under because of economic crisis
• '2,000-year-old Jesus box' may not be a fake, as Jerusalem forgery trial nears collapses
• Pictured: Bewildered couple who software giant accused of cyber theft of racing game
• Scotland manager Burley isn't committed to a Nacho 'no' vote...
• How Smith turned Paul Le Guen millstone into proud milestone
• Dame Judi Dench flaunts crystal 007 tattoo as she gives Bond girls a lesson in red carpet style
• Lufthansa buys BMI in a major challenge to British Airways
• They could spell the end of roadworks... magic rubber plugs that seal burst pipes
• I wouldn't change our autistic boy for the world: An admission about their son from the ex-wife of author Nick Hornby
• Shire Pharmaceuticals finds the fix for its best seller
• Degraded, confused and very, very tearful: How one contestant felt after Gok Wan's Miss Naked Beauty parade
• NICE must throw open the files on Alzheimer drug ruling
• Aston Villa 3 Blackburn 2: Barry inspires O'Neill's weary troops
• Surge in complaints about degree results shows the 'death of student deference'
• The metals in your daily glass of wine that have been linked to cancer and Parkinson's
• Standard Life stuns savers with cuts that could cost them 30 per cent of their pension plan
• Players at cash-strapped Wednesday will pay train fares to travel to Palace
• Stoke 1 Sunderland 0: Delap throws up trouble for Black Cats to lift Stoke
• EXCLUSIVE: Madonna's emotional late-night call to Guy as she pleads with him to settle amicably
• Saunders fumes as his Wrexham flops fail to make FA Cup first round
• Could a hyperactive hamster power your house? All the answers to the world's most pointless questions...
• Dogs have evolved 'face reading' skills to detect if their owner is happy or sad
• Iceland's richest man in row with Central Bank of Iceland over Landsbanki fall